THE NEXT 365 DAYS - The Worst Movie Ever Made

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  • @weavesnatcher8457
    @weavesnatcher8457 Před rokem +7354

    Crazy how Netflix funds this but cancel shows that actually have a message, or even just a plot in general

    • @chicocorry1311
      @chicocorry1311 Před rokem +89

      Nice pfp, fellow gorillas appreciator

    • @weavesnatcher8457
      @weavesnatcher8457 Před rokem +77

      @@chicocorry1311 of course can't wait for the new album next year

    • @arshiaaghaei
      @arshiaaghaei Před rokem +378

      Netflix funded Cuties, what do you expect?

    • @pepto843
      @pepto843 Před rokem +153

      365 days gets three movies, but the society season 2 got canceled

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 Před rokem +27

      This doesn't apply to things like the Breaking Bad franchise because that still makes them money

  • @Jnhnzklse
    @Jnhnzklse Před rokem +4003

    The creepiest thing about this is that there are actually people out here who think this is a good trilogy

    • @hildahilda1823
      @hildahilda1823 Před rokem +169

      How?!?? Like I’m genuinely so curious how people let their brains start tricking them that this is good 🙃

    • @eliotrumbleny7280
      @eliotrumbleny7280 Před rokem +127

      @@hildahilda1823 My mom, and if you say it's bad, she's gonna say that I'm just jealous...like, come on, she's like the best person ever, and this is are thing's she likes? At least I encourage her to not watch after

    • @itisinternet1282
      @itisinternet1282 Před rokem +28

      People think a lot of things.

    • @dracodracarys2339
      @dracodracarys2339 Před rokem +13

      rise of the planet of the apes is a good trilogy

    • @mooply611
      @mooply611 Před rokem +30

      People think things

  • @Til_What
    @Til_What Před rokem +1249

    This movie really recaptures the uncomfortable feeling you got as a kid, watching a movie with your family and having a romance/sex scene play. But now you don't even need your parents sitting next to you to relive the feeling. Revolutionary.

    • @amberbaum4079
      @amberbaum4079 Před rokem +86

      I believe they made extra sure to make every slurping and smooching sound as loud as possible.

    • @roselane8152
      @roselane8152 Před rokem +45

      You are on point, I had to fast forward most of the sex scenes on this movie because it was hella cringe to watch even by myself 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Desiree917us
      @Desiree917us Před rokem +21

      Omg that is the perfect way of describing this movie 😆

    • @Desiree917us
      @Desiree917us Před rokem +16

      @@roselane8152 that's good that means you only had to watch 2 mins of each movie haha

    • @keshi5541
      @keshi5541 Před rokem +8

      Legit I swear they add sex scenes in movies just to keep children away from watching movies with their parents.
      Becuase the rest of the movie would be relatively fine.

  • @impcityangel3245
    @impcityangel3245 Před rokem +132

    I just realized that the girl's pregnancy isn't even mentioned in this "movie". It's like they discarded that plot thread so they could keep on banging into oblivion.

    • @uglybetty8747
      @uglybetty8747 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I was thinking the same thing like wut happened with dat ?

    • @spacebuddy5339
      @spacebuddy5339 Před 10 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mgnilquent.q
      @mgnilquent.q Před 3 měsíci +4

      Honestly it’s for the best I would cry to see any sort of child in these movies..

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 Před rokem +4802

    I am genuinely horrified that we live in a world where there is a 365 Days trilogy. Like, I don't care that this is based on a book series. We do not deserve to live in a world where this...thing is a franchise. I remember how horrified I was when the trailer for 365 Days: This Day dropped, and now I'm just like...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

    • @gregoryl.levitre9759
      @gregoryl.levitre9759 Před rokem +65

      I feel this way about every movie and series released the last three years.

    • @batmanjpeg
      @batmanjpeg Před rokem +36

      Definitely living in the wrong timeline

    • @CharlesDubs
      @CharlesDubs Před rokem

      @@gregoryl.levitre9759 that just means you’re jaded and/or have shit taste because there have been a lot of good things even if there are also a lot of bad things

    • @swanolia584
      @swanolia584 Před rokem +15

      @@gregoryl.levitre9759 the boys, get out, arcane, edge runner… etc

    • @monikarybinska7197
      @monikarybinska7197 Před rokem +29

      As a Polish I would like to apologize for being the same nationality as an author of this… abomination 😉

  • @user-jy2qu7pu9r
    @user-jy2qu7pu9r Před rokem +2031

    I can't wait for the Next Next Next 365 Days where the movie just says "fuck it" and becomes an alien invasion flick with porn.

    • @komorebi3555
      @komorebi3555 Před rokem +205

      its just gonna have 99% porn and the 1% is the alien invasion

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před rokem +80

      So... an alien invasion flick

    • @Joxxerfoxy
      @Joxxerfoxy Před rokem +84

      “365 Days Later”

    • @punkybrewstar83
      @punkybrewstar83 Před rokem +54

      That sounds like a waaaaay better movie

    • @amirreguieg3583
      @amirreguieg3583 Před rokem +7

      Oh I would watch it just to see the aliens kill everyone in the end! I love alien invasion flicks!

  • @casper3105
    @casper3105 Před rokem +428

    Big respect to these poor actors that had to shoot these grotesque sex scenes back to back

    • @MsDragontooth
      @MsDragontooth Před rokem +67

      They seem pretty into it. Especially the guy who was described as pretty similar to his role

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před rokem +63

      Actor who is playing Massimo is Italian, he said himself that his country is way more confident and open about stuff like this. Poland is stiff country just like girl playing Laura. She was so uncomfortable with this role but being honest she've got a lot of money from this hell of a movie

    • @disappointed8759
      @disappointed8759 Před rokem +13

      @@animae008 most italian movies aren’t softcore pron

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před rokem

      @@disappointed8759 "We Włoszech jesteśmy przygotowani do takich scen. We włoskim kinie jest ich bardzo dużo, to dla mnie norma - przyznał Michele Morrone"

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před rokem

      @@disappointed8759 i hope you can translate it yourself, It's from his interviev in polish TV program "Dzień dobry TVN"

  • @Terroxify
    @Terroxify Před rokem +597

    And to think these movies/books are literally the author's fantasy. She made it very clear when on the second movie they made the protag (Laura) look like the author (Blanka Lipinska), same hairstyle and everything.
    I mean I get the thing about a rich hot mediterranean guy falling madly in love with you out of fucking nowhere, but jeez man.

    • @uzytkownik15
      @uzytkownik15 Před rokem +93

      It's actually hilarious how that fantasy breaks under it's own weight, I bet the author is in denial that her protagonists came out a bunch of toxic idiots.

    • @Halvo45
      @Halvo45 Před rokem +50

      Its made more apparent when you look at Blanka’s pictures with the actor of massimo. She cannot get her hands off him

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před rokem +9

      Laura Biel (LB) and Blanka Lipińska (BL), also I'm pretty sure she said in an interview that Laura is actually her

    • @roselane8152
      @roselane8152 Před rokem +34

      @@animae008 So it's a self insert fanfic based on Fifty shades 🤨👀

    • @dowfreak7
      @dowfreak7 Před rokem +13

      @@roselane8152 Wasn't Fifty Shades ALSO a fanfic based on some other medium? Or, shit, was that Twilight?
      I'm so confused with all these "bad books turned into movies". It's like a new genre by now.

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Před rokem +2769

    Olga is the best character in the movie, by far. She's the only person who points out how ridiculous the entire plot is, and who tells Laura that she's an idiot for going back to Massimo.

    • @goobleron
      @goobleron Před rokem +168

      The movie has literally no best character? It is objectively fucking terrible its literally like a long badly produced music video.

    • @MrLolbenni
      @MrLolbenni Před rokem +15

      why are you trying to make sence of this?

    • @charliejones4325
      @charliejones4325 Před rokem +167

      @@goobleron I know its a low bar, but even in shit there are golden flecks of corn

    • @goobleron
      @goobleron Před rokem +60

      @@charliejones4325 I had to sit through this movie start to finish for my fiancé's movie night and I'm holding a grudge against it, it is genuinely the most offensively boring movie I've ever seen and it takes itself so seriously its nauseating.

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 Před rokem +19

      Well, she ended up with his brother/right hand man...so no

  • @weronikakowalska5750
    @weronikakowalska5750 Před rokem +2593

    I'm from Poland and I'm sorry for this unholly abomination. The problem is that a lot of people wanted to watch the first movie just for fun. You know, something so bad that's actually hilarious. It became very popular so they decided that it's a great idea to make another one and another one and now we are all blind. Thanks :(

    • @numbsliwa
      @numbsliwa Před rokem +69

      Również łącze się z Tobą w bólu i wstydzie że takie coś wyszło z naszego kraju i niestety przez Elvisa, jeszcze więcej ludzi dowie się o tym gównie, co zapewne wpłynie na oglądalność, ludzie zaczną dla beki oglądać to gówno a Pani Olga "więcej bolcowania" Lipińska pomyśli że jest geniuszem pisarskim.

    • @weronikakowalska5750
      @weronikakowalska5750 Před rokem +21

      @@numbsliwa Nie było mi dane przeczytać ani jednej powieści, ponieważ gustuję w zupełnie innych gatunkach niż "erotyka", ale jeśli dorównują swoim "polotem" nakręconym filmom to domyślam się, że i tak nic sobą nie reprezentują. Nie wiem, czy najgorszy jest fakt, że w ogóle ktoś to chciał nakręcić, czy że nakręcił aż 3 filmy🤔

    • @TXPer
      @TXPer Před rokem +10

      ja dopiero teraz dowiedziałem sie ze to polski film po usłyszeniu fragmentów gdzie aktorzy mówili po polsku XD
      i realized that this is polish film after I heard some dialogue between actors are in polish XD

    • @weronikakowalska5750
      @weronikakowalska5750 Před rokem +26

      @@TXPer Ten dziwny moment, kiedy oglądasz film z dialogami po angielsku i nagle usłyszysz soczyste "Pojebało cię?!"🤣

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Před rokem +8

      To i 50 Shades of Grey poryło ładnie pokolenia nastolatek. Tak to jest w Polsce, że 50 SoG szokowało - bo nikt nie ma pojęcia co to BDSM albo że można się ruchać inaczej niż na misjonarza xD

  • @discount_d0ll
    @discount_d0ll Před rokem +151

    When they both looked up at her during the three way, funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭😭

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 Před rokem +12

      Ikr? AHAHAHHAHAHA their eyes bruh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yourlocaltherapist8661
      @yourlocaltherapist8661 Před rokem +15

      im so upset he didnt show the part where they start making out right after that😭😭(dont ask why i've seen this atrocity)

    • @uglybetty8747
      @uglybetty8747 Před 10 měsíci +8

      I wasn’t prepared for dis !!! MY EYESSSSSSS 💀

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yep, especially bc Elvis mocked the closeup of one of the guys earlier, the double closeup was even more hilarious 😂😂😂 I bet the creators thought "dang it looks so great bc y'know, it's sYmBoLiC", meanwhile these stupid ass faces just make me roll 😂

  • @alliestevens5264
    @alliestevens5264 Před rokem +86

    This trilogy is like someone's 50 shades of grey fanfiction. It's a fanfiction of a fanfiction within a fanfiction!

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 Před 6 měsíci +2

      And someday (probably soon) it'll have fan fiction of it's own. The cycle will continue ad naseum.

  • @dracodracarys2339
    @dracodracarys2339 Před rokem +305

    we need a 365 days part 4 where massimo is revealed to be an alien organism mimicking humans to reproduce with them and use them as hosts for his parasitic larval offspring

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Před rokem +12

      Sounds like a premise from Love Death and Robots that I would enjoy. Add a bit of cynical humor and some very gross alien birth and I'm in!

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Před rokem +23

      And we find out Laura is so stupid because of Massimo's alien influence
      This fixes everything!

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Před 11 měsíci +8

      ​@@DrDolan2000 She got brain damage from the tentacle s**! Love it.😁

    • @skyblue1599
      @skyblue1599 Před 11 měsíci +6

      honestly, this would be the only 365 days I would watch because it gives some sort of reasoning to any of the shit that going down

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby Před 5 měsíci +1

      Everything about this actor's acting is so unbearably cringy...

  • @ElkiaStellar
    @ElkiaStellar Před rokem +379

    It's really sad how CZcams is killing their own creators's motivation. What's even the point of CZcams Kids if the original is extremely neutered and watered down too?

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 Před rokem +71

      And the entire point of CZcams was to be a platform where creators could make what they wanted to make.

    • @MileenasDentist
      @MileenasDentist Před rokem +48

      Not to mention the crazy filtering they have been doing in the comments.

    • @cheatcode436
      @cheatcode436 Před rokem +29

      @@MileenasDentist THEY'RE CENSORING COMMENTS TOO!? I'm pretty sure that violates freedom of speech or something like that.

    • @MileenasDentist
      @MileenasDentist Před rokem +31

      @@cheatcode436 Yep, for some odd reason they let the bots run rampmant but you cant swear or say anything that will trigger their filter system. If you do, you get flagged and shadowbanned.

    • @mememachine6022
      @mememachine6022 Před rokem +1

      @@cheatcode436 no you accept their terms of service by using their platform. We are their bitches

  • @sanweild
    @sanweild Před rokem +68

    Biggest waste is the main girl doesn't end with her friend (they have so much more chemistry between them two than Laura with any male character)

    • @Christian-97
      @Christian-97 Před 8 měsíci +5

      That actually would have been better. The only chemistry that Laura and the male characters have is just sex. Crazy.

  • @arunsunar6169
    @arunsunar6169 Před rokem +293

    The insane part is she acussed her husband for cheating but ends up cheating on her husband 😂

    • @alexanderp8037
      @alexanderp8037 Před 3 měsíci

      You watched the movie ? 😁😁

    • @arunsunar6169
      @arunsunar6169 Před 3 měsíci

      @@alexanderp8037 nope just watched a video on CZcams talking about the plot of the movie and he was making fun of the movie and I don't blame him

  • @VaultOfTheFuture
    @VaultOfTheFuture Před rokem +426

    The next one should be called 366 Days cuz it’s gotta be a leap year now, no?

    • @redmatador7595
      @redmatador7595 Před rokem +60

      Pretty sure everyone involved in making this is WAY too stupid to known about complicated things like that.

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 Před rokem +8

      😂

    • @RyanPancakes
      @RyanPancakes Před rokem +18

      If it isn't I am going to be VERY disappointed in them

    • @jamesdykes517
      @jamesdykes517 Před rokem +2

      Bro! You just changed the series! It'll have a longer run time too! That means at least one more baby girl and Elvis might actually kill himself in a video.

  • @zodiacmaster5752
    @zodiacmaster5752 Před rokem +926

    365 days is literally the equivalent of an irl gacha life mini movie 💀

  • @JustCallMeTats
    @JustCallMeTats Před rokem +46

    Remember the days when we thought there was nothing worse than 50 shades? It’s like this “franchise” said “hold my beer” and tried their best to outdo it

  • @Chris_Underground
    @Chris_Underground Před rokem +46

    "Massimo wouldn't let her go. He'd just lock her up in a basement."
    Well, the third book will not surprise you...
    Long story short, they made him out to be an even bigger monster (somehow) so that Nacho actually seems like a better human being.

  • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
    @TheVeryAngryShrimp Před rokem +968

    Bless Elvis for his endurance, willpower, and dedication to horrible films.

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Před rokem +15

      Quite the interesting name you got there.

    • @LessPegasus
      @LessPegasus Před rokem

      Atleast with horrible films, you can laugh at it. This is just watching paint dry.

    • @xbigbooshx4643
      @xbigbooshx4643 Před rokem +2

      @@zanemob1429 It reminds me of the many spicy xbox 360 gamertags from over a decade ago, lol.

    • @themighty6318
      @themighty6318 Před rokem

      Holy shit your name. JEEEEEEEEEEEZ

    • @Neat0_o
      @Neat0_o Před rokem

      You should check out red letter media then. They go threw mega shit videos. Lol

  • @Kawmikawzee
    @Kawmikawzee Před rokem +774

    I pity the desperate housewives in deadend relationships who look forward to these. Mind boggling.

    • @Peekabye
      @Peekabye Před rokem +43

      They can just divorce and call it a day, so I don’t think pitying them would be worth it.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Před rokem +6

      Careful or you'd get strange propositions to re-enact this flick.

    • @timberwolfmountaineer873
      @timberwolfmountaineer873 Před rokem +43

      My thoughts exactly, just felt it would be rude to say it out loud. All those single moms watching this intergalactic garbage in secrecy... YUCKKK.

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 Před rokem +68

      @@Peekabye those people probably won't get divorces at all. A lot of people just think "oh yeah marriage is when you hate each other."

    • @RyanPancakes
      @RyanPancakes Před rokem

      This movie is like what men would produce if tasked with making porn for women "chicks like shopping, hairy asses and making out with other chicks... right?"

  • @hieunguyenrileygekko
    @hieunguyenrileygekko Před rokem +93

    i cant believe we are living in reality where we cant get Hellboy 3 and many other sequels we deserve but we got this

    • @manabluerose
      @manabluerose Před rokem

      For real!!

    • @bagel1612
      @bagel1612 Před rokem

      Ikr 😞

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 Před rokem

      I'd love a Hellboy movie or series which adapts the comics more because I swear, they have so much lore for a series or movie saga, not like this

  • @proxi9511
    @proxi9511 Před rokem +33

    Nacho through out the whole movie: "I will wait until you're ready, Laura. I will give you time. I will give you space. Whatever you need. I'll wait."
    Also Nacho through out the whole movie: *doing literally the opposite*

  • @Monicalia
    @Monicalia Před rokem +601

    Mixed feelings are when I know my country cursed the world with 365 days.. But we also gave it The Witcher.
    It's like we either give you the best or the worst. No in between.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Před rokem +53

      I guess its like yin and yang, we gotta take the good with the aboslute crap.

    • @max3eey
      @max3eey Před rokem +4

      what about auschwitz

    • @cthulwho9125
      @cthulwho9125 Před rokem +1

      @@max3eey Auschwitz wasn't Made by poland...

    • @timberwolfmountaineer873
      @timberwolfmountaineer873 Před rokem +37

      Poland gave the world arguably the best alternative Rock bands, superb Rap artists and simply great movies. Not to forget your videogame industry. In Ukraine we grew on Polish music in the 90's, especially rock and hip hop. Hmary Nie Bylo, Kult, Vader, Paktofonika, Fisz, NWO... and SO many more extremely talented artists. Movies like The Pianist, Man of Marble, The Promised Land will forever be world classics. The Witcher stands proudly among giants like Fallout and Skyrim.
      This one is just a shameless moneygrab garbage from sexually obsessed weirdos. It does not reflect refined Polish taste in art at all.

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL Před rokem +1

      Hey, since the option to watch or not watch is in my hands, it's all love from this corner. I can enjoy the Witcher, and laugh as Elvis suffers through this one without actually having to watch it myself. Win-win in my book. :)

  • @hankdedalus
    @hankdedalus Před rokem +116

    The only thing this movie does is give people ptsd for the words "Baby girl" to the point they don't ever want to hear those words used like that ever again.

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke Před rokem +41

    This movie feels like it was told from the POV of somebody in the midst of a serious cocaine addiction. So it has got this self-styled masters of the universe feel, when in reality, weirdos slathered in hair gel and leather pants are just stumbling around, licking each other and freaking everyone else out.
    Basically, this is like the high school reunion dance from Always Sunny, but without ever cutting to Fat Mac covered in sweat and screaming.

  • @sanity9402
    @sanity9402 Před rokem +45

    Fun fact: The polish translators went a little wild on the subtitles, so for example: the [sucking, catches breath] subs you can see on 9:16 are translated as "[Chlupotanie]*, which basically means "[Slurping]", I kid you not.
    Or at least they were the last time I checked, I'm not crazy enough to watch even a single scene of this movie ever again.

    • @kubakornijenko1927
      @kubakornijenko1927 Před rokem +5

      Jezu ale to oznacza, że oglądałeś ten film. Gdzie aktualnie się znajdujesz? Już dzwonię na 112.

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean Před rokem +325

    Stockholm syndrome is one hell of a drug

  • @avalennear5173
    @avalennear5173 Před rokem +690

    The unfortunate truth is that this series has some sort of fanbase. If there wasn't we wouldnt have gotten two other movies😟

    • @lauriechan1426
      @lauriechan1426 Před rokem

      Just like 50 shades...horny moms that for some reason don't know about the rest of the internet

    • @solarwings1132
      @solarwings1132 Před rokem +25

      It technically doesn't. I mean, to be frank, EVERYTHING has a fan base, big or small, but this franchise, while it does have it's dedicated fans, it's mostly filled with people watching it just to trash it, but just like every oblivious director, they think the bad attention is good attention, so they keep making more and more, completely ignoring the fact that they're movies are literally shit and people only watch it to make fun of it (and maybe to jerk off, if they're desperate enough)

    • @SL-ze6su
      @SL-ze6su Před rokem +19

      @@solarwings1132 not really, there's people who like this movie unironically (and the songs too)

    • @solarwings1132
      @solarwings1132 Před rokem +4

      @@SL-ze6su Yeah, I know. I literally just said that

    • @NihilVacant
      @NihilVacant Před rokem +25

      I'm from Poland and unfortunately, the books also have fans here

  • @starkillersneed
    @starkillersneed Před rokem +25

    I like to think the books are exactly like that
    Like, the author just wrote a bunch of song lyrics she liked, followed by sex scenes as well written as the ones in My Immortal

    • @brookelynbaby
      @brookelynbaby Před rokem +7

      at least My Immortal is interesting to read

  • @eyelesspulse1084
    @eyelesspulse1084 Před rokem +7

    15:31 - Lowrla
    16:20 - LOWRLAA

  • @wassimdarwich5918
    @wassimdarwich5918 Před rokem +196

    17:39
    HOLY SHIT I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH FROM LAUGHING AT THIS SHOT

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake Před rokem +308

    Would you rather?
    1. Fund a animated series based on one of the most beloved and beautiful comics with character, story, and heart
    2. Fund whatever this BS is

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Před rokem +36

      it's just a business decision. the artful and heartfelt movies either flop entirely or make a steady stream of revenue over the years. the bad movies are turned out within months and make all their cash in an instant.

    • @kujojotaro8752
      @kujojotaro8752 Před rokem

      What show is the first one?

    • @pyromanaVT
      @pyromanaVT Před rokem +8

      @@kujojotaro8752 might be talking about bone

    • @kujojotaro8752
      @kujojotaro8752 Před rokem +1

      @@pyromanaVT is that the comic's actual name?

    • @LessPegasus
      @LessPegasus Před rokem

      The thing is that this might be on Netflix's top 5 rn. It's all ass backwards on Netflix.

  • @Tomaniakk
    @Tomaniakk Před rokem +168

    As a Polish person I am incredibly proud that Elvis is reviewing this amazing franchise, it's a spectacular piece of Polish heritage.

  • @marthaelenabrenesorozco2953

    GOOD VIDEO , THIS IS RIDICULOUS Laura used to work in a hotel and now out of nowhere she is the BEST fashion designer and that is why she is invited to important fashion events , besides being an unpleasant character Laura is also a MARY SUE

  • @holybanana169
    @holybanana169 Před rokem +139

    this felt longer than the lord of the rings trilogy

    • @NovelPhoinix
      @NovelPhoinix Před rokem +38

      Please dont even put lord of the rings and this abomination in the same sentence

    • @Suzziixoxo
      @Suzziixoxo Před rokem +9

      This felt longer then all of Harry Potter

  • @studio7380
    @studio7380 Před rokem +205

    Fun fact: I was curious how much of it was actually music, so I calculated it, and it turns out that 67,6% of the movie is b roll (not including the opening and the end credits)😬

    • @d-dog7200
      @d-dog7200 Před rokem +18

      All three movies could ce cut into one without all that B roll. And still be shorter than any of the afementioned ones.

    • @RavenHaili
      @RavenHaili Před rokem

      Gross

  • @Bkthaonly
    @Bkthaonly Před rokem +32

    This is basically a high budget porn movie ☠️

  • @hakeemdouglas8698
    @hakeemdouglas8698 Před rokem +20

    17:39 I can't believe they actually left that in the movie 🤣🤣 That's the funniest shit I've ever seen 💀

  • @roosrebellion7749
    @roosrebellion7749 Před rokem +475

    Thank you Elvis. I am now satisfied.

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 Před rokem +19

      Not as satisfied as Massmo

    • @hildahilda1823
      @hildahilda1823 Před rokem +7

      @@deralbtraumritter8573 from the looks of the movie, he wasn’t nearly as satisfied as he wanted to be

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 Před rokem +2

      At least until you get... A spin-off trilogy in the 365 days universe!!!

    • @somedude1561
      @somedude1561 Před rokem

      Good to know he made these as a sacrificial tribute to a demonically possessed kangaroo with a youtube account

  • @jasminedubois6711
    @jasminedubois6711 Před rokem +536

    The fact he puts himself through these malforms of torture for our entertainment should be commended.

  • @Autom4tic
    @Autom4tic Před rokem +14

    I'm a terrible human being because I definitely want to see Elvis suffering through one of these movies again. It's so entertaining

  • @ghostix.
    @ghostix. Před rokem +8

    This entire franchise feels like a fanfiction and I wouldn't be surprised if the original books started as fanfiction either

  • @somedude1561
    @somedude1561 Před rokem +281

    I feel like we are too heavily attracted to things that are terrible to the point we just end up supporting them despite how bad they are. The Emoji Movie is the example that always comes to mind, so many people go just to mock things when they're bad and the movie ultimately makes a profit from it. Morbius was an exception, at least, but the audience for that one was half Marvel loyalists and half ironic viewers.

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 Před rokem +19

      At least for Morbius and the Emoji movie they bombed so bad that we are spared from a sequel.

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Před rokem +28

      This is why I don't believe in hate watching something. That's how you end up with crap like 365 Days and Emily in Paris.

    • @timberwolfmountaineer873
      @timberwolfmountaineer873 Před rokem +7

      God dammit, somebody give this dude a thousand bucks! This is exactly what i have been desperately trying to explain to people. if you wouldn't talk so much about Cpt.Marvel, MiB3, The last Predator movie, Black Panther, Prometheus&Covenant, last 4 Terminator disasters, Emoji Movie, Morbius, Love and Thunder, Woman King, Ghsotbusters2016 and all the other garbage that didn't even try to produce something good - those movies would simply vanish into oblivion and make negative amount of money. But no, people feel the need to publicize this crap by talking about it non stop, hence bringing more attention to it. And Hollywood found very simple tactic to dismiss such criticism - "oh, you don't like it? then you must be a -phobe or a racist. Thanks for the money, stupid!"

    • @Sirrizz
      @Sirrizz Před rokem +2

      @@timberwolfmountaineer873 last predator movie was fine lol

    • @matthewmccoy7437
      @matthewmccoy7437 Před rokem +9

      i watched morbius because i had a feeling it wasn’t as bad as people made it out to be. i was wrong. that movie was dogshit lol.

  • @damarkusgreen4092
    @damarkusgreen4092 Před rokem +105

    Massimo saying his patented "baby girl" line made this whole ordeal worth it

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 Před 6 měsíci

      It's going to get weird when he has a daughter.

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby Před 5 měsíci

      "Are you lost, baby girl?"
      "Are you back, baby girl?"
      So SyMbOLiC!1!!11!

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Před 5 měsíci

      It's the Avengers Assemble of the 365CU

  • @sh4y4b4e
    @sh4y4b4e Před rokem +13

    I feel like during the filming of these movies the actors were literally thinking the same things as Elvis. "Holy shit thank god its over" "There's another one???"

  • @Cam-ix7vz
    @Cam-ix7vz Před rokem +21

    Honestly these movies blend together so much that I thought Elvis had already reviewed the third film

  • @jademoon7938
    @jademoon7938 Před rokem +112

    I've never seen any of these movies but I read somewhere that a bunch of the songs are written and performed by the actor who plays Massimo. Michele Morrone. The fact that a few of the songs are him singing is so meta and weird it's almost all I can think about when I watch reviews, which are hilarious, I cannot watch the actual films myself. Btw that shot of both of them looking at her after the three-way.. lmao I can't even.

  • @solarwings1132
    @solarwings1132 Před rokem +81

    As terrible as Netflix has been over these past few years, I seriously hate that they're losing rights to shows/movies, because now they're literally stuck with continuously allowing shitty content on their platform, only because it's cheaper. It's probably also because it's so bad that they know people will watch it.
    All I know is that, maybe if Netflix wasn't going so badly, we'd actually get more seasons for good (albeit expensive) shows/movies rather than shit like 365 Days

    • @liama3287
      @liama3287 Před rokem +11

      Let's be honest, with some of Netflix's decisions recently they caused this to themselves for the most part. Up the cost per month for worse content, great idea Netflix.

    • @solarwings1132
      @solarwings1132 Před rokem +1

      @@liama3287 Oh yeah, most definitely, but what can they do when they're steadily losing money every day? It's understandable on their part; they are still a business after all, but it still sucks that they have to fuck over their already paying customers because they're just not enough

    • @liama3287
      @liama3287 Před rokem +1

      @@solarwings1132 It's unfortunate that Netflix has gone so downhill though.

  • @Mudoh415
    @Mudoh415 Před rokem +8

    Had they kept Massimo like the books, then I would get this setup. Massimo isn’t even bad in this film. He’s a mob boss, a little possessive, and protective. Nacho and him are both kidnapping mob bosses. One was at least honest about it, and he wasn’t an adulterer.

  • @10500042
    @10500042 Před rokem +6

    No, this film epitomizes the fingertip-deep, narcissistic culture promoted by instagram and the 'look at me' world. All looks, no substance.

    • @10500042
      @10500042 Před rokem

      That's why they keep getting made.

  • @Moon_of_the_Dead
    @Moon_of_the_Dead Před rokem +202

    That thumbnail is kinda cursed.

    • @somerandolad
      @somerandolad Před rokem +52

      If by "kinda" you mean very. Massimo's face up close is going to give me nightmares.

    • @Moon_of_the_Dead
      @Moon_of_the_Dead Před rokem +15

      @@somerandolad Amen brother, we're gonna need all the prayers we can get after seeing it.

    • @kellymcmanus1207
      @kellymcmanus1207 Před rokem +24

      the thumbnail absolutely sent me lmao

    • @cro.7081
      @cro.7081 Před rokem +20

      massimo jumpscare

    • @chilichinashop
      @chilichinashop Před rokem +21

      His sweat in the thumbnail is so….violent?
      Like, that’s the only way I can describe it 😟

  • @onejediboi
    @onejediboi Před rokem +445

    This is definitely the movie ever made

    • @vroomvroom1028
      @vroomvroom1028 Před rokem +16

      Worst

    • @mthd16
      @mthd16 Před rokem +32

      @@vroomvroom1028 r/wooosh

    • @micaiahclark
      @micaiahclark Před rokem +29

      Don’t put this on the same level as Morbius

    • @mthd16
      @mthd16 Před rokem +17

      @@micaiahclark morbius deserves better

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 Před rokem +2

      No, the joke is just garbage

  • @MouseSkull
    @MouseSkull Před rokem +4

    19:10 Dude's literally standing like a Starman from EarthBound.

  • @stargazeressie
    @stargazeressie Před rokem +23

    love how for every video that elvis makes about 365 days there is always at least 1 polish person in the comments apologizing for the movie LMAO

    • @animae008
      @animae008 Před rokem +4

      Just a way of being polish lol We gave you The Witcher but also We gave you this shit

  • @thiccrandy975
    @thiccrandy975 Před rokem +94

    You would think after the first one doing so poorly they would stop but hey maybe they got the idea of "3rd times the charm" yeah that's got to be it.

    • @komorebi3555
      @komorebi3555 Před rokem +6

      Alot of movies do that like with the Kissing Booth.

  • @jasminedubois6711
    @jasminedubois6711 Před rokem +90

    A moment of silence for Elvis's sanity.

  • @simulacrxm
    @simulacrxm Před rokem +19

    This movie actually makes Morbius a more enjoyable experience

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC Před rokem +12

    I know that the fact that I'm even thinking about this at all means that I'm not the target market for any sex-based movie, but all i can think in that first scene is that having sex wearing a suit must be really uncomfortable and sweaty.

  • @notveryintelligent6239
    @notveryintelligent6239 Před rokem +21

    This is where Elvis becomes Heisenberg.

  • @QuixEnd
    @QuixEnd Před rokem +54

    Can't wait for the next 86,400 seconds movie to release. It'll be an identical story except its 100% exposition.

  • @katiemaycosplay
    @katiemaycosplay Před rokem +9

    365 is basically the x rated Cinemax version of the kissing booth movies...

  • @Ulrican414
    @Ulrican414 Před rokem +8

    That cursed thumbnail.

  • @snazzyfeathers
    @snazzyfeathers Před rokem +118

    Every movie can't be the worst movie ever made Elvis

  • @fleacythesheepgirl
    @fleacythesheepgirl Před rokem +13

    Remember how Sharknado called one of their sequels "The Next One" as joke, well the makers of 365 thought why not do that but for real?

  • @dog3_l0ver
    @dog3_l0ver Před rokem +16

    I, on behalf of all Polish people, apologize for this miscarriage of a story we carelessly brought upon this world.

  • @mrbeastfan8079
    @mrbeastfan8079 Před rokem +11

    I imagined a false reality where I took over directing this movie and reshot it into an actually good movie with likable characters and a good soundtrack and everything.

    • @mrbeastfan8079
      @mrbeastfan8079 Před rokem +1

      Like that movie was the Oujja, Origin of evil of the 365 days series

  • @deemz312
    @deemz312 Před rokem +60

    I really would like to know who actually watches these movies and enjoys them.

    • @Jerrremy
      @Jerrremy Před rokem +38

      Lonely 40 year old women.

    • @EricStellar
      @EricStellar Před rokem +5

      My ex

    • @Jerrremy
      @Jerrremy Před rokem +4

      @@EricStellar lmao

    • @mattpierre891
      @mattpierre891 Před rokem +8

      I dated this Russian girl who made me watch the 1st one with her. She was really hot though, so I guess it was worth it... 🤔

    • @EricStellar
      @EricStellar Před rokem +13

      @@Jerrremy no wonder she’s my ex 💀

  • @vroomvroom1028
    @vroomvroom1028 Před rokem +29

    Obviously the people who thought of this movie were watching a p*rno and a terrible music video at the same time
    Then thought: let's combine the two and make a movie out of it!

  • @Ass_of_Amalek
    @Ass_of_Amalek Před rokem +24

    do these movies ever have non-simulated sex? I feel like they ought to, to have SOME pay-off. with so many sex scenes, it would make sense to make them actual pornography.

    • @ZephinorYT
      @ZephinorYT Před rokem +14

      Don't give them ideas goddammit

    • @Christian-97
      @Christian-97 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Tbh, the quality of this plot has the same quality as any plot from a “”high quality”” porno.

  • @springxblade679
    @springxblade679 Před rokem +2

    This shows how Netflix is slowly going downhill and will continue to go downhill.
    Like how they insanely accepted cuties and these abominations of movies.

  • @FacelessNS
    @FacelessNS Před rokem +33

    Had no idea this movie “franchise” even existed. And will continue to ignore it!

  • @BCEcho
    @BCEcho Před rokem +22

    It's a good day when you get a MistaGG movie review and elvis movie review in the same day

    • @Pzychosteve
      @Pzychosteve Před rokem +1

      Haha you have a really good taste sir 😉

  • @browneyeofsauron1244
    @browneyeofsauron1244 Před rokem +7

    So there are hundreds of thousands of people who have great stories to tell and no budget or means to tell them and a third one of these gets made D:

  • @darthcinema4262
    @darthcinema4262 Před rokem +5

    Twilight Saga: "I'm the worst romantic series ever!"
    50 Shades Trilogy:"Hold my beer, cause I'm the real king."
    Kissing Booth Trilogy: "Nah it's obviously me."
    365 Days Trilogy: "You are all nothing but mere weaklings, for I am the real owner of that title."
    Me: (Doing the Home Alone scream)

  • @bigjuicyfarts
    @bigjuicyfarts Před rokem +23

    as a loyal member of the fanbase we love u elvis! ur literally awesome for dealing with youtube’s bs

  • @julianaboor7971
    @julianaboor7971 Před rokem +14

    movies like this, make me glad that I don't have a Netflix account; the last actually good show I remember watching on there, was Castlevania.

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres Před rokem +9

    I admire your commitment to try and find a story in this trilogy. I skimmed through the first movie because I had no idea what the hell it was about and the hype at the time was massive. I skipped through every 10 seconds of movie, trying to find a point to it all. Didn't find it, but I guess there was little point to the search itself. I'm glad I'm just watching someone who watched this for me and lets me learn about the absurdity by proxy. I feel like I could catch something contagious if I actually sat down watched this trilogy.
    Edit: 10:51 No! PLEASE don't come to Portugal! For the love of God, stay where you are.
    Edit2: Wait, they actually did come. I remember someone telling me about the filming here and me being very confused about the fact that there was a sequel. Except I was not even aware this was the THIRD movie, and thought it was stupid to make a second movie since the girl had died in the first one.
    Sorry, but I'm gonna need some brain bleach for this.

  • @Samiju
    @Samiju Před rokem +2

    Honestly I like this live reaction type video coming from you. Hope to see more of this with different movies.

  • @DreamingInTechnicolor
    @DreamingInTechnicolor Před rokem +35

    Why do I feel like “365,” anything, related to the “Franchise,” is the equivalent of a prison sentence?

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos Před rokem +82

    The more I learn about these movies the more I think you could have just combined all three of these movies into one take out the over abundance of super boring sex scenes and music video scenes and maybe we'd have something watchable.

  • @Ten80pete
    @Ten80pete Před rokem +11

    Congratulations Elvis. I award you with the (dis)honor of creating the greasiest thumbnail on CZcams. It wouldn't have been possible without this movie, but you went the extra mile. Took quite a strong constitution to look at that image long enough to edit it.

  • @defenderofminorities3056
    @defenderofminorities3056 Před rokem +10

    Gotta say, my family had our first Hello Fresh meal today and it was fucking exquisite, I vouch for this sponsor

  • @twisterman4184
    @twisterman4184 Před rokem +59

    Man this is making the bad porno I watched a couple days ago look like citizen kane 😐

  • @BeneralGrevious
    @BeneralGrevious Před rokem +21

    I forced myself to watch this movie all the way and I regret my decision, at least they included the line at the end. So faithful to their franchise

  • @legion9387
    @legion9387 Před rokem +5

    I am so glad i found your channel recently. You are so funny you got me to watch an entire video about a movie i give absolutly no craps about lol

  • @lax9586
    @lax9586 Před rokem +3

    "Are you back, baby gorl?" 10/10 what you should say if your wife walks up on at the beach.

  • @T0NYMANUEL
    @T0NYMANUEL Před rokem +14

    So they ended it like there should be a fourth movie omg

  • @Bwalston910
    @Bwalston910 Před rokem +12

    The editing is fantastic in this video!

  • @MrChaosBones
    @MrChaosBones Před 9 měsíci +1

    Bro, this is the first time I sat through one of your reviews simply because I felt like I owe you the watch-time for putting yourself through this cr*p. True media-soldier, right here. Thank you and condolences.

  • @lucasgeissmann577
    @lucasgeissmann577 Před rokem +2

    Looking forward to see your rewatch videos for all the 3 films

  • @phantomspider96
    @phantomspider96 Před rokem +80

    I have a feeling Elvis is going insane.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Před rokem +8

      I think he already did and somehow this movies are doing a mental reach around to make him sane again

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Před rokem

      @@NoahGooder His brain is the real MVP for doing that.

  • @AVeryFlamboyantHorse
    @AVeryFlamboyantHorse Před rokem +10

    I applaud your ability to persevere Elvis. It takes a lot to keep going when you're constantly having the algorithm breathe down your throat. CZcams is quickly becoming a joke for content creators and I really hope a worthy competitor comes in the next couple years.

  • @fajararsy_saiga9567
    @fajararsy_saiga9567 Před rokem +5

    More segs, more headache for Elvis, guess his eyes were suffered for seeing this again.

  • @afriendofepicproportions
    @afriendofepicproportions Před rokem +14

    I feel like these movies are how Andrew Tate imagines his own life

  • @TheAdidasKnifer
    @TheAdidasKnifer Před rokem +4

    When i was almost at 90 minutes & still nothing I started to fast forward to see any twists or turn comes. After watching this video I can honestly say I didn't regret about fast forwarding. Great video as always!! When I watch any show or movie, my first task is to come to this channel for explanation!

  • @DreamingInTechnicolor
    @DreamingInTechnicolor Před rokem +52

    Elvis The Alien is a Saint for enduring this nightmare in order to entertain us!

  • @redmatador7595
    @redmatador7595 Před rokem +9

    The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that Lara or Laura whatever her name is isnt constantly on her phone/instagram.

  • @Marknordsp
    @Marknordsp Před rokem +15

    I tried watching the first movie with my girlfriend. We genuinely could not finish it, it was so damn cringe