I ubered Plan B
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- čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
- It's not embarrassing if it's for your dog...Also, thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring today's video. Get 10% off your first month here: BetterHelp.com/nolke
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Actors: Julie Nolke & Gwynne Phillips www.imdb.com/name/nm5879098/
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay - Komedie
I'd like to introduce you all to my co-star in this video, Gwynne Phillips. She's an incredibly talented actress and sketch comedian here in Toronto and I was thrilled to finally be working with her. Catch her in Sofia Coppola's Priscilla, and Blackberry!
Welcome.👏🏼❤
✨️👍
I like her very much!
🌺
Hey, Gwen. Hope to see more Collabs with you and Julie.
That Uber driver was never seen again. RIP.
Why? Was Julie drinking milk again?
No witnesses
Well, bread knives are hard to trace
We don't think anything less of you. I mean, your dog. Yes, your dog.
We don't think any less of one third of your dog.
This skit would've hit so much differently back in her 2nd trimester
Another term for "booting them off to college" is 57th trimester abortion.
Haha the fourth wall break
Total Jim Halpert camera look vibes, love it
it's at 2:21
@@bondjw07 Hey, I was just about to type "Don't 'Jim' the camera, Gwynne!" 😅
Absolutely my favorite part :)
a lot of nice subtle things in this sketch, like the driver looking at the camera intentionally, or feeling she has to be the voice of reason so she feels responsible for making sure this stranger does the right thing.
That glance at the camera on "I think we all knew that" was primo!!
dog: don't bring me into this, why does she keep bringing me into this
That's why a person in their thirties has a dog!
It’s so hard to make friends as a 30 year old.
hahaha may I suggest mimosas and a closet clean out?
Wait till you’re in your fifties.
As long as I dont have to take the pill 😅 @@julienolke
Try it at 44! I recommend accepting the awkwardness and signing up for improv classes or library events. Seriously, be yourself and it helps❤ Good luck to all of us loners out there 🤞🏻
@@julienolke Yes, but first a person has to order Plan B and have a conversation with the Uber delivery person.
"IN! HER! THIRTIES!"
This is a great sequel to the sex toy delivery sketch. I can't wait for the trilogy to conclude with Julie refusing to acknowledge she delivered a baby.
She should have the Stork drop by while she has guests over and she insists it's not her package.
czcams.com/video/ql7sL-0hZeI/video.htmlsi=8gjFAVkYRcG6x_4r
Sex toy delivery, couple of years ago
As a Doordash driver, the Plan B pill delivery is a Sunday morning institution. Easily get 3-5 pill delivery orders between 6-9 AM
I have never met such a conversational delivery person. Most people just drop and scram 😂😂
With the way these delivery apps compensate drivers, I would not expect long conversations before they are hunting their next delivery. :)
I dated a delivery guy and I think it's because they have so many deliveries to drop off and by certain hours in the day.
The toy delivery guy didn't believe you either
Her: Who are you talking to?
Also her: I think we all knew that! *Looks at the camera*
🤣
A forest green suit is tough to pull off
i kept it!!! I'm committed to wearing it... in fact it makes an appearance in an upcoming sketch
@@julienolke I love the commitment, I'm interested to see the result.
But is it easy to put on and comfortable to wear?
I can't believe she won the Masters
@@julienolke That's cheating, you can write the sketch *for* the suit.
Just remember Betterhelp promised not to sell patient data and then sold patient data
"SHE NEEEEDS IT!" And I'm dead.
so's the dog
@@TheReaverOfDarkness 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm sorry. The skits are great. You're great. BetterHelp is terrible. They've shared people's personal medical data and been fined millions of dollars as a result. They are absolutely not someone any person should do business with.
www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/05/betterhelp-customers-will-begin-receiving-notices-about-refunds-related-2023-privacy-settlement-ftc
A podcast I follow who is very big on vetting their advertisers eventually started doing their adverts again. I don’t recall the details but they looked into it and decided that they had fixed their mistakes, taken ownership and in the end help a lot of people who need it.
I’m not saying I agree or disagree, I wasn’t invested enough to absorb the details. But I do trust those guys for doing the right thing for good reason and know they turn down a lot of other advertisers.
I guess I’m saying there might be more to it than just the knee jerk reaction to it?
Agree. Terrible company. The “therapist” I spoke with wanted my social security number.
@@MeppyMan Court cases are not decided on a 'knee-jerk reaction'. Nor are $7.8 million dollar fines. If anything, what I mention is an extremely abridged summary of one of many many controversies. They *STILL* say they may share your data, and *STILL* claim they are not subject to HIPPA guidelines.
Wow, that escalated quickly 😳
Plan B for Bark.
so that's why Rover had splinters up in his red rocket
And the delivery driver was never seen again.
The little glance through the wall at 2:22
absolutely perfect.
Loved when when Gwynne broke the fourth wall, just for a split second.
"I think we all knew that..." including us!😆
Once I saw the title I was thinking the black mail delivery guy was back. That skit was epic. This one is also great.
Ohhhh the one with the adult toy you must mean!!!! That was epic!😂😂😂
Considering what he delivered last time he would have been surprised to be bringing round plan B. 😆
Do you remember the title of that skit video? Trying to find it!
@@ChicoreeChidori The title is "When you buy adult toys online"
@@ChicoreeChidori "When you buy adult toys online."
Of course I had an "uber eats get anything" ad on this!
I think the weirdest part is Me randomly noticing that Cheryl Nolke is no longer a top tier patron. I don't know why my mind focused on that at the end lol
No she is!!! I just forgot to add her name this week. SORRY MOM!
OMG same brain thought 🥲🥲
@@julienolkeand so close to mother's day
The Uber driver chic rocks!!
As a DoorDash Driver, I have delivered Plan B on three separate occasions. I know it was Plan B because I had to purchase it (With the DD Credit Card). It stands out because it's way (!) more expensive that I realized it would be, and I always delivered it after summer Holiday weekends. (Mem Day and July 4). I always just left it at the door, no face to face meetings. I clearly should count myself lucky on that.
Not nearly as expensive as a kid. 😆
“Amazing, some parts of the world are inexplicably advanced….I still cannot get Uber to send over a _Plan CDL_ - the _Cook, Dishwasher, and Laundry_ ”
Julie, the Canadian health authorities say that my dog has an obligation to inform your dog of something. I can't imagine what.
I've delivered plan-b's before. Two times it happened on Valentine's Day, then maybe only a couple other times over a three year period.
Edit: Oh, and it was NEVER "meet customer", always a "drop off at door".
Forest green suit is a big "Hell, YEAH!"
As I understand it, contraception isn't 100% perfect, so even if you are careful you could still need Plan B.
What you gonna plan b every single time?
Friends taught me that.
True. Nothing is 100%
That is too say, the only thing that's 100% is doing nothing.
@@DanKaschelNo one else’s business.
@@kevinjones5560 just meant it seemed impractical and kind of expensive
Gwynne's comedic timing is just amazing. No offense, but she owned this sketch.
On a side note: Better Help isn't a company anyone should be doing business with. Not sure how much they paid you, but it wasn't worth it.
Have you ever been in a conversation that you really, really wanted to leave but the other person keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole that you're basically in a verbal quicksand...
What's Plan B? Or A for that matter?
Asking for a dog
Career changes
Not sure if you're serious, but plan B is pregnancy prevention. If you goofed and missed your birth control or the condom broke or whatever, you can take Plan B and it will prevent an egg from releasing into the uterus. If it's already implanted, nothing will happen, making it prevention, not an abortion pill (not judging or caring either way, just clarifying that point cause sometimes people think it is.) Also known as a morning after pill.
you accidentally wrote the newline escape sequence lol, amateur
OMG I laughed so hard when she said the dog is a slut😂
If you have a hunter orange blouse you can pull off a forest green suit.
I wanted to pull off the forest green suit... >.>
* _runs away_ *
i KNEW "it's for my dog" was gonna come up... 🤣🤣
I seriously lol'd at "it's for my dog"
Another BetterHelp sponsorship? Julie, come on. You have to know how they have been sued for millions of dollars for stealing and selling their customers private medical information, and how they've directly harmed their customers with their unvetted, unqualified "therapists" as well. I understand you're trying to make a living, but this is not a company you should be taking sponsorships from.
Loved the 4th wall break on “I think we all knew that.”
“What do we feel about a COURSE, GREEN SUITE?” YES! 👏 ❤
forrest green suit.
Had to watch this again.!! ❤❤ good stuff!! So appreciated!!
2:22 That fourth wall break was so smooth ngl
Keep the forest green suit!
Thanks for the video! You took that from point A to B, then to C and D. Hilarious!
How did your acting career not explode it’s crazy you are great
Awesome sketch! Congrats to both of you.
Alternative title : how to make friends in your thirties
This was SO GOOD. And you should always keep fleece (so cozy!)
Don't worry, Julie's dog is also Julie. 😂
Julie, always good. Gwynne Phillips is a jewel that made the skit even better.
Anyone else think that Julie would make an excellent addition to the gang on It’s Always Sunny?
So good!
What's Plan B? Or A for that matter?
Asking for a dog.
Wuf wuf wuf. Wuf.
Answering for a dog.
Plan A would be a condom. Or the pill. Or the myriad of other anti-conception measures taken before or during sex.
Plan B would be what to take if plan A fails. It's not very effective though, which is why it's not plan A. But any port in a storm I guess.
Its a contraceptive pill you take afterwards, if you forget other forms of birth controll, or they fail for whatever reason
it needs to be taken pretty soon afterwards though
@@notgad3130 Gotcha, thanks.
@@migmit if already preggy doesn't do anything. to prevent ovulation, and implantation. so you either have to know you had a failure in bc or did not use bc and want to prevent a pregnancy- consensual/or not.
even with 2 forms you can have a failure.. esp as most ppl don't use them correctly 100% of the time.
I was expecting Julie to come to the door holding her baby and chastise the driver for being late.
FASHION IS WHATEVER I WANT IT TO BE
So cute!! Your so awsome.. !! As always. Thankyou. !! I needed a smile n laffff!!
“You’re.”
Great theme; well-executed!
Very patient Uber driver. We need more of those😂
I mean... I do love forest green. Maybe enough to say yes to the suit.
Hilarious! Thank you!
Such a funny video...especially the blame the dog twist!!! 🤣🤣
I think my "dog" tried Betterhelp, but it still turned out to be expensive and complicated...oh well, c'est la vie ☺️
Brilliant!
Pay them
LMAO! You just know this has happened too. Good job, Julie!
hehe thanks!
I love how she added “in debt” 😂
Splitting a Plan B with a pal! How sweet 😊
if only making new friends in your 30's was that easy :)
Hilarious !! Such a humorous look at "normal" human issues. Thanks for your wonderful videos and humor!!
Glad to know that Julie Nolke folds laundry.
oops the 4th wall was broken! She spoke to me! I was laughing at the time. Sorry! 2:21
From all men, thank you dear Uber driver for delivering the plan B.
I love the 4 wall look at "I think we all knew that."
split it into thirds..... broke me LOL
This gave me 'I think you should leave' vibes 😄
I envision a different skit. The 20 year old emphatically denies that's for her and then 40 year old mom reaches over daughters shoulder saying, ""That's for me."
The best part was the final 3 seconds and the look on the delivery driver's face.
I'm in my 60s.
Everyone should know: just order the Plan B now and have it on hand. No need for last-minute uber deliveries & extra stress!
Forest green suit . . . Only of your camping. So you can lose it in the deep foliage of nature.😁
I'm getting flashbacks to the DVD delivery.
2:20 subtle 4th wall break 😁
"We'll split it into thirds..." 😆😆😆
Anyone remember when she was a lawyer.... Run the burbs? Yeah, it's like the Canadian fresh off the boat.
This is disturbing on so many levels. But I'm glad that pill is still, for the time being, available in the US.
I actually have delivered Plan B through Uber more than once
A $10K bounty has just been issued for this skit in Texas. Not sure. #NotTheOnion but Hilarious.
Things my brother learned working at a pharmacy: don't say a thing. Even if they have a friend trying to make jokes and lighten the mood. Just give it over and stay quiet
She doesn't even WEAR pants! 😂🎉😂🎉😂
she doesn’t even wear akadabra😂😂😂
I do DoorDash deliveries and have literally delivered such things. Multiple times.
Julie always multitasking... cleaning the closet while doing the sponsor video!
Just in time for Mother's day ❤️
LOL! This definitely doesn’t feel at all like it’s coming from a real place of embarrassment and confusion. Nope! Not at all.
More with Gwynne please! Your dynamic is hilarious.
Just kiss her already.
“rip v-necks”. Please don’t rip the v-necks! Or else it will be RIP v-necks.
Better help is a scam. Please stop supporting them.
She's not supporting them. They are supporting her, by giving her money to be her sponsor. You really don't understand how the world works, do you?
@@Atlas_Redux I'm sorry the way I worded it did not make it clear to you. I mean by having them as a sponsor and thereby promoting them. You can look at the multiple reviews of their business model and decide for yourself if they are a good company to promote or not. I do not. You don't have to agree with me, but I am entitled to share with the CZcamsrs that do business with them that their image is diminished in my eyes when they promote them. I've seen others do the same. You may rebut that in the comments by saying either you don't think they are a scam, or you don't care if they are or are not a scam, it does not matter to you. Either is fair. (Before someone replies, "then just don't watch them", I want to be clear that I really LIKE the CZcamsrs I make this comment to. That's why I'm taking time to give them feedback instead of just unsubscribing and stopping watching them).
@@tbryan5437 Money is money. She's not gonna care. I wouldn't. If someone wants to pay me $10000+ for a sponsorship, I'll take it, even if it's promoting grinding up kittens.
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Uber pays per delivery, the person delivering wants to get in and out as fast as possible. And when I delivered plan B to someone, they had me drop it off even though their default was meet at door. Same deal with other kind of birth control. No one wants this interaction, so it doesn't happen