Everyday Things That Prove Our Life Is a Lie

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  • čas přidán 4. 06. 2024
  • There are so many preconceived notions each of us hold about general everyday things, that aren't always as straightforward in reality. As you're going to realise, there are so many things in the world that aren't exactly what they seem, meaning many aspects of your life are a lie!
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  • @BeAmazed
    @BeAmazed  Před 6 lety +805

    If you enjoyed this, you'll definitely enjoy the other videos in this series!
    czcams.com/play/PLDgvFPuLtQbS_JWW8Wt2WkeLGCbtOffPK.html

    • @largomauriziovitale4863
      @largomauriziovitale4863 Před 6 lety +6

      Be Amazed I

    • @noel9817
      @noel9817 Před 6 lety +2

      Gillian Matubis this commet was one day ago

    • @fukyeahfishin
      @fukyeahfishin Před 6 lety +2

      Be Amazed I

    • @unacceptableJebuS
      @unacceptableJebuS Před 6 lety +7

      fakers I've been in japan and they do it by hand and they build 10x as faster as a California builder but in californa i'm still impressed by your building work but japan builds faster

    • @letimen5456
      @letimen5456 Před 6 lety +2

      Be Amazed Amazing

  • @faraaziqbal8302
    @faraaziqbal8302 Před 6 lety +691

    I don't need everyday things to prove that my life is a lie...

    • @MrShnazer
      @MrShnazer Před 6 lety +10

      Faraaz Iqbal My life is not a lie.maybe you being deceived.

    • @tomsulivin2263
      @tomsulivin2263 Před 6 lety +8

      lol

    • @nish676
      @nish676 Před 6 lety +1

      Faraaz Iqbal because life is already a lie

    • @victowr2262
      @victowr2262 Před 6 lety

      Faraaz Iqbal a

    • @berryberryclown
      @berryberryclown Před 6 lety +2

      Im the 600th like so that makes my life a lie

  • @lukemcmillan9538
    @lukemcmillan9538 Před 6 lety +457

    I don't think I've ever thought a pineapple grew on a tree. I always thought it grew on a bush, which it does.

    • @cleeiii357
      @cleeiii357 Před 6 lety +19

      same,
      tbh, I dont really know where some people get the idea that pineapples grow on trees

    • @himesilva
      @himesilva Před 6 lety +14

      I never really thought about where they came from at all lol

    • @licc1958
      @licc1958 Před 6 lety

      Mhmmmm.. e.e

    • @ShinobiKuzuraki
      @ShinobiKuzuraki Před 6 lety

      Yeahh...common sense

    • @lukemcmillan9538
      @lukemcmillan9538 Před 6 lety +1

      It kinda makes sense that they'd grow on palm trees, like coconuts. But I don't know where it'd start growing lol

  • @MrTilbin
    @MrTilbin Před 5 lety +62

    Any commander of a ship is called "Captain" regardless of actual rank.

    • @mamag58
      @mamag58 Před 4 lety +3

      In Star Trek TNG. There's a Commander Ryker and a Captain Jean-Luc Picard.🙄

    • @fredsasse9973
      @fredsasse9973 Před 4 lety +3

      Right you are. The Captain of both ships I served on were Commanders.

    • @thatmurkyguy9497
      @thatmurkyguy9497 Před 4 lety +1

      MrTilbin “captain is an army rank too”

    • @raynic1173
      @raynic1173 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mamag58 If you have a Captain he will have a subordinate, a commander. But a commander can also be the captain of the vessel. He will be the highest ranking member of the ship. It's not uncommon on small-er-ish vessels that full 4-bar ranking captains are not in command. As with a tender or destroyer....in this case the highest ranking member is a 3-bar commander, but being the highest ranking member he is also captain. So...every captain will have a commander but not every commander will have a captain. Even smaller vessels might have a Lieutenant as captain, and if you take out your small pleasure craft, you maybe the captain.

    • @tilleylepew5944
      @tilleylepew5944 Před 3 lety

      I still say he walk the plank !!

  • @InsertNameHere649
    @InsertNameHere649 Před 3 lety +10

    "Milk in cereal ads is actually glue!"
    The guy who just took a bite: *Something's wrong I can feel it*

  • @justapineapple3139
    @justapineapple3139 Před 6 lety +3112

    I knew that I was born on a bush

  • @atomikaI
    @atomikaI Před 6 lety +139

    "Cap'n Crunch, who adorns cereal boxes all over the world"
    I live in Australia and I have literally never heard of him in my life.

    • @AA-km4jy
      @AA-km4jy Před 6 lety +1

      G argler lol come to my school and that's what you'd hear people shouting during recess and lunch ahah

    • @toxicstarbot6701
      @toxicstarbot6701 Před 6 lety +1

      - AtomiKaL - I live in Sweden and I've never heard of him.

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 Před 6 lety

      - AtomiKaL - your not miss in much

    • @Cleveland.Clitlicker
      @Cleveland.Clitlicker Před 6 lety +1

      same here in germany

    • @bearart1760
      @bearart1760 Před 6 lety +2

      "Captain" Crunch, 😭. The lie is from here in the US

  • @FreakishPower
    @FreakishPower Před 4 lety +34

    Not overly concerned about Captain crunch having 1 less stripe - he also has 1 less finger on each hand.

    • @Paladin327
      @Paladin327 Před 3 lety +2

      Also he could be a captain while still being a commander. He could be in command of a Destroyer as a commander, and would be traditionally referred to as a captain

    • @rollno.1282
      @rollno.1282 Před 2 lety

      Damn it

  • @decommissionedunitnanotech2265

    I like how people are fighting over this video when it's just cartoons, paints and cereal
    Seriously guys, you have better things to do in life

  • @epiccar6634
    @epiccar6634 Před 6 lety +1167

    be amazed: "how do you think road markings are printed onto the road?"
    me: "i dunno YOU SHOWED ME IN THE THUMBNAIL."

    • @qps9380
      @qps9380 Před 6 lety +9

      well he had to have something in the thumbnail that relates to the video, so.....

    • @tordsonander
      @tordsonander Před 6 lety +24

      Actually most of the markings are either paint (waterborne or solventborne) sprayed directly on the pavement or thermoplastic that is heated and melted onto the road. The thermoplastic material can be delivered in forms that are assebled and melted in place. Also in long rolls.
      Then there is the tape mentioned (adhesive on the back) that is rarely used. Really expensive compared to the systems above. Saying it is how you apply road markings today is like saying that nails are primarily used to make beds for fakirs.

    • @brendaphillips3716
      @brendaphillips3716 Před 6 lety

      Tyler Mania lol

    • @WolfKillerRO
      @WolfKillerRO Před 6 lety +7

      someone pee'd on the streets

    • @beginnertroll691
      @beginnertroll691 Před 6 lety +2

      Tyler Mania I had to paint those shits before pain in the butt. They aren't taped on

  • @redundantchannels8154
    @redundantchannels8154 Před 5 lety +373

    Wait... Many people thought pineapple grew on trees?
    *I FeEl SmArT fOr OnCe*

    • @stephenbrookes7268
      @stephenbrookes7268 Před 4 lety +7

      Many people that live in cities never see crops in fields. It's really sad that many people do not understand what we rely on for life really is or where it comes from.

    • @markjoshuaantonio33
      @markjoshuaantonio33 Před 4 lety +1

      I live in cities

    • @geraldinefranco4673
      @geraldinefranco4673 Před 4 lety +2

      Right, my whole world exploded when I learned that there ae people who thought that pineapples grow on trees

    • @z4ne398
      @z4ne398 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too

    • @theresnopointinsubbingtome8388
      @theresnopointinsubbingtome8388 Před 4 lety +1

      I Guessed Bushes Before I *knew*

  • @prva9347
    @prva9347 Před 3 lety +11

    6:08 - a spoodle is a portioning spoon, it's not specifically for spreading sauce onto a pizza, just that cooks have found its flat base to be useful for the purpose; spoodles come in different portion sizes, with a different colour handle for each size. You gather up food in the spoon then level it off, to achieve consistent portions. You can now also buy them on Amazon or from catering equipment firms that also sell to the public.

  • @laurelave118
    @laurelave118 Před 4 lety +54

    Seen somebody painting road markings with a paint roller though

    • @Skirot
      @Skirot Před 4 lety +2

      That is just common knowledge everyone knows that paint rollers are used

    • @laurelave118
      @laurelave118 Před 4 lety +1

      ELECTRON that’s fantastic, A+ for you

    • @Skirot
      @Skirot Před 4 lety +2

      @@laurelave118 by that I mean rollers are used more commonly and tape is rarely used as it costs like fuel for the flame

    • @dwheels90
      @dwheels90 Před 3 lety +3

      They usually spray them with a machine

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Skirot Actually rollers aren't used that often when painting lines. They use machines that drop paint at a certain width and just move the machine according to how long the line needs to be.
      Everyone knows that. 😜

  • @AYWCMedia
    @AYWCMedia Před 6 lety +890

    Commander Crunch is still the Captain of his ship if he is the highest ranking officer and put in that position. -NavyVet

  • @maryamnubat6253
    @maryamnubat6253 Před 6 lety +53

    Wait
    MY LIFE IS A LIE?

  • @nrmc784
    @nrmc784 Před 4 lety +6

    That brick laying machine is amazing. I knew they were stenciled most of the time but that thing still is incredible.

  • @jamesmasters3316
    @jamesmasters3316 Před 5 lety +58

    You asked how hard is it to lay out the handicap symbol? It's not, I used a stencil. Paint. And boom. Done.
    All these thing are common sense knowledge.

    • @drugansltd4344
      @drugansltd4344 Před 4 lety

      Most the world are growing up behind a screen, common sense comes from life experience not screen time.
      Hence why hs&e has gone so mad because the idiot generation think they can press restart

    • @kimberlyshifflett2372
      @kimberlyshifflett2372 Před 3 lety

      I free handed the one in my mother in law's small restaurant she had years ago...it wasn't exactly like the stenciled ones but pretty damn close

    • @toxic6015
      @toxic6015 Před 3 lety

      Exactly!

  • @ChillyKitty
    @ChillyKitty Před 6 lety +1628

    who on earth thinks that pineapples grow on trees???

    • @sing9123
      @sing9123 Před 6 lety +27

      Chilly Kitty what are Pineapples?

    • @Tiernan422
      @Tiernan422 Před 6 lety +8

      Ik 8 knew that they were bushes.

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 Před 6 lety +42

      Who lives in a pineapple under a tree?

    • @akina8557
      @akina8557 Před 6 lety +10

      Chilly Kitty I did.......

    • @chiaseed01
      @chiaseed01 Před 6 lety +16

      I always thought they grew like carrots since the top can be reused to grow another pineapple.

  • @Shaycey78
    @Shaycey78 Před 6 lety +1151

    New career prospect : Green Ninja

    • @AnuragBisht
      @AnuragBisht Před 6 lety +8

      Green Ninja is not completely true, at least many of the movies I worked on. Capes are mostly simulated in software.

    • @DerlisGGaona
      @DerlisGGaona Před 6 lety +6

      Wow!

    • @eliannam.5700
      @eliannam.5700 Před 6 lety +2

      Anurag Bisht I was about to comment this.

    • @coreyjohnston5224
      @coreyjohnston5224 Před 6 lety +1

      In Britain the road yellow lines r made by two planks with a small gap between them then the just pour paint in and let it dry

    • @MrAhoy.
      @MrAhoy. Před 6 lety +1

      Leah I

  • @reiblex1014
    @reiblex1014 Před 5 lety +78

    “Milk is not the only white stuff in the bowl”
    Me:oh no
    Brain:oh yes

  • @Unevenedge
    @Unevenedge Před 5 lety +8

    Ever since a particular episode of Farscape influenced me during college, I have proceeded through life from a position of assumed ignorance.The only thing I am certain of is that I don't know everything. Thus, I am often surprised by previous assumptions being turned on their heads, at the same time I find myself delighted to be corrected, until I am corrected again and therefor delighted once more.
    Thank you for some delightful information.

  • @abcpenn2788
    @abcpenn2788 Před 6 lety +1077

    Um i always knew pineapples weren't grown on trees.

    • @worstplayer8204
      @worstplayer8204 Před 6 lety +1

      same here lol

    • @sodical6507
      @sodical6507 Před 6 lety +30

      Ill be honest I hadn't a clue where pineapples grew

    • @seanroberts1157
      @seanroberts1157 Před 6 lety +3

      I grew up in florida and my best friend grows pineapples

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion Před 6 lety +4

      I always thought they grow closer to the ground than they actually are - like they are actually sitting on the ground.

    • @daph9329
      @daph9329 Před 6 lety

      Gabby Miron BILL FCKNG CIPHER!

  • @16surge13
    @16surge13 Před 6 lety +527

    Not really sure how these facts prove my life to be a lie.

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 Před 3 lety +16

    If Commander Crunch has his own personal ship, then hes a Captain. Hes a civilian captain.

    • @darkwalkermyth
      @darkwalkermyth Před 3 lety +2

      Even if in the U.S. Navy, and a Commander in command of their vessel, they are referred to as Captain.

  • @sadslug8394
    @sadslug8394 Před 4 lety +39

    Me: looking for some content to make me feel good
    Be amazed: YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

  • @edison4236
    @edison4236 Před 6 lety +555

    Models use fans? Don't think so.
    Pineapples grown in trees? Not a chance.
    Hotel? Trivago.

    • @theweakbeast7833
      @theweakbeast7833 Před 6 lety +2

      Lmao

    • @ClaimedPigs
      @ClaimedPigs Před 6 lety +9

      Fufufluffy18 AJ This one was so shit, nice try though 👍🏼

    • @cutepanda8960
      @cutepanda8960 Před 6 lety +3

      HAHAHA I died laughing😂

    • @markrichardson2512
      @markrichardson2512 Před 6 lety +3

      I haven't given it any thought at all, because I'm not a fucking stoner who sits at home wondering how pineapples grow

    • @mk-xs8cc
      @mk-xs8cc Před 6 lety +3

      Fufufluffy18 AJ 😂😂

  • @maniacal1876
    @maniacal1876 Před 6 lety +304

    My first thought "PEOPLE THINK PINEAPPLES GROW ON TREES?!"

  • @danniemclendon1182
    @danniemclendon1182 Před 5 lety +5

    As a former Navy man I think you should consider that though "Captain" Crunch may carry the rank of Commander he may also in fact be a Captain if he commands a base or ship. Naval Commanders regularly command smaller ships where they are always called "Skipper" or "Captain" by the crew because of that role. Thanks.

    • @AnthonyTanTaro2008
      @AnthonyTanTaro2008 Před 11 měsíci +1

      So, “Skipper The Penguin” from MadAgasCar” is a “commander captain”

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 Před 5 lety +6

    #5 Captain Crunch may be a Commander (O5) by rank, but could still be in command of a destroyer or frigate. The officer in command of a ship in the Navy is referred to as Captain, regardless of what their actual rank is. So calling him Captain Crunch is still perfectly valid. Of course you could also call him Skipper Crunch, but that has less of a ring to it.

  • @zukizumi5928
    @zukizumi5928 Před 6 lety +248

    Do those Green Ninjas earn more money than those actors?

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake Před 6 lety +12

      Exotical Gaming damn. question of the year

    • @huneylove5
      @huneylove5 Před 6 lety +9

      Actually the green suit ninjas are the Illuminati. Its a way to say they control all elements of entertainment and nature like wind without us ever being the wiser. All the while being in every single movie and us never knowing it.

    • @pikinachu9850
      @pikinachu9850 Před 6 lety +1

      Exotical Gaming of course not

    • @LoLeanderx
      @LoLeanderx Před 6 lety +10

      Exotical Gaming Those are just Power Ranger Genjis.

    • @sarahb3nyakar
      @sarahb3nyakar Před 6 lety +1

      Exotical Gaming I hope

  • @jbaez4914
    @jbaez4914 Před 6 lety +69

    6th grade science teacher, *"Mitochondria isnt the powerhouse of the cell"*
    *Brain explodes*

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl Před 6 lety +22

      Game Fire Mitochondria isn't the *lower house of the cell* but its the *powerhouse of the cell*

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr Před 6 lety +1

      **are*

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl Před 6 lety

      Dimm Vargr what?

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr Před 6 lety +5

      _Mitochondria_ is the plural form of _mitochondrion._

    • @Stephanie-gh6hl
      @Stephanie-gh6hl Před 6 lety

      Dimm Vargr okay whatever but in school we often use mitochondria not mitochondrion, but we sometimes use mitochondrion

  • @EddCraigYouTube
    @EddCraigYouTube Před 3 lety +3

    Spray painted green grass was a surprise 😁😀

  • @ericgrapher2607
    @ericgrapher2607 Před 5 lety +15

    The commanding officer (CO) onboard a ship is called the captain, regardless of rank. Capt Crunch can be the captain.

    • @buddybonbutt7510
      @buddybonbutt7510 Před 5 lety +1

      But he's talking about his rank solely not position

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Před 3 lety

      I agree, since he is the highest ranking of his ship, so he's the captain, despite his actual rank. Since he's a fictional character, it's a rather moot point, anyway.

  • @mahmudd8280
    @mahmudd8280 Před 6 lety +256

    who tf thought that toad had a brain tumor wtf?

    • @bekfestclub6835
      @bekfestclub6835 Před 6 lety +2

      iMahmoud I watch the show

    • @sephrimsans3705
      @sephrimsans3705 Před 6 lety +3

      not suprised and also luigis mustache looks like a bra

    • @idahollis9938
      @idahollis9938 Před 6 lety +1

      I thought he was either a humanized mushroom or had a hat

  • @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658

    My whole LIFE isn't a lie. Just these details are.

  • @josfrancois6351
    @josfrancois6351 Před 3 lety +5

    The last picture of roadmarking is actually a guy PAINTING one !

  • @jacklow9611
    @jacklow9611 Před 3 lety +2

    In some areas, painting the lines on the road is the most efficient/safest way to make the lines. Using the painting machines does not require closing down a stretch of road/street, it does not need to have an extensively large crew and is generally less expensive to the jurisdiction hiring the workers, or the company hired to do the work. Even though the paint isn't as 'tough' as the tape, it is still used extensively in the upper midwest/plains states, as the tape is much more expensive than paint. The paint colors have been pretty much standardized by now, so no exact mixing of colors is needed.

  • @cannellofglory6968
    @cannellofglory6968 Před 6 lety +1606

    in Ireland we dont need to water stuff, we just let the rain do its job

    • @niallkcummins1006
      @niallkcummins1006 Před 6 lety +52

      It's spelled iarland you idiot

    • @fartnator
      @fartnator Před 6 lety +44

      Mr Mellow omg ur so stupid its spelled aireleand

    • @euphrates1049
      @euphrates1049 Před 6 lety +46

      you guys are all so dumb, it's Ayirlend

    • @jeterking8
      @jeterking8 Před 6 lety +38

      Jesus Christ are you guys dumb. It's obviously Eiaireland

    • @Alex-yf9he
      @Alex-yf9he Před 6 lety +34

      It's airland my jews.

  • @MatsBengtsson
    @MatsBengtsson Před 6 lety +103

    Im just here to read all the negative comments.

  • @BaconDanglers
    @BaconDanglers Před 4 lety +21

    When I worked as an engineer I spent alot of time on construction sites or warehouse sites, ive seen plenty of paths done by hand, some are done by machine but I've definitely seen more bricks laid on the ground by hand.

  • @hamedsaffari2280
    @hamedsaffari2280 Před 5 lety +1

    I think you discovered ten amazing things and the eleven is you. keep up the good work 11!

  • @youreverydayfidgespinner3783

    My life isn't a lie. However, this video is.

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 Před 6 lety +24

      I agree, but your channel name suggests you are young.

    • @Constantinople-qx3bk
      @Constantinople-qx3bk Před 6 lety +19

      Ben Null his channel suggests sarcasm and memes, your reply suggests you are an 11 year old who thinks he's smart.

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 Před 6 lety +10

      True. I'm 13. I've had "Epic Cookie" since I was 11, I've change it though.
      There are HEAPS of 11, 12 and 13 year old kids who think they are practically adults. I know I'm not a adult or that smart.

    • @dalienhowlter8310
      @dalienhowlter8310 Před 6 lety +18

      Ben Null thats the most mature thing ive ever heard a 13 year old say....

    • @benirae9006
      @benirae9006 Před 6 lety +8

      I thought my comment through, but my first comment I didn't, you can probably tell. Most 13 year old kids just comment without thinking (sometimes I'm guilty of it) and it results in a very poorly written comment.

  • @bsantiago1976
    @bsantiago1976 Před 6 lety +391

    The thumbnail doesn't proof our life is a lie. I've seen machines that put the yellow lines.

  • @ww3654
    @ww3654 Před 4 lety +2

    Usually when you see any contractors torching lines on pavement it’s because they are burning the old lines to and ash so they can sweep it away and paint new and brighter lines

  • @BenSherwood77
    @BenSherwood77 Před 4 lety

    The automatic tomato dispenser on industrial pizza dough.. "I actually like it.." 😱😱😱 Mammmma miaaaaa!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤦‍♂️🇮🇹

  • @alexandrosg.1172
    @alexandrosg.1172 Před 6 lety +484

    wtf who was thinking that pineapples grow on trees?!

  • @flippers6767
    @flippers6767 Před 6 lety +71

    In Russia, you don't prove life is a lie, Life proves YOU are a lie!

  • @josepharroyo6105
    @josepharroyo6105 Před 3 lety +1

    That bass in the background is groovin'.

  • @thetester1158
    @thetester1158 Před 3 lety +2

    Once, an onion grew out of one of my onions 😂

  • @acidpossum2126
    @acidpossum2126 Před 6 lety +895

    I'm quite sure that everybody knows pineapples grow on bushes

    • @alienshroomhead7203
      @alienshroomhead7203 Před 6 lety +7

      Mine Fussel no i actually found out last month when i saw a baby pinapple growing on a stem in my friends neighborhood

    • @lazuligamez3513
      @lazuligamez3513 Před 6 lety +8

      I did not know that 0.0

    • @satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627
      @satu.satuduaempat.dualima4627 Před 6 lety +4

      yeah agree 😂 theres a lot on my backyard
      an to regrow them, just cut the top of the fruit and plant it 😂

    • @caiheang
      @caiheang Před 6 lety +3

      And somehow Durians and Coconuts grow on trees D: Pretty counter-intuitive unless you already knew it factually.

    • @nicolelikeshetalia2614
      @nicolelikeshetalia2614 Před 6 lety +2

      Mine Fussel everyone should know

  • @GeeWayTheLemon
    @GeeWayTheLemon Před 6 lety +449

    wait
    who thought pineapples grew on trees?

  • @AEM01017
    @AEM01017 Před 4 lety +9

    Well toad’s entry is debatable because the show was confirmed to be non-cannon and as far as I know that was the only time toad was shown taking off his mushroom, so in theory toad’s mushroom is his head

  • @christiandeveaux1295
    @christiandeveaux1295 Před 4 lety +1

    It might be because I’m a Bahamian but every time a tourist ask to see a pineapple tree Immediately laugh right in their faces

  • @SamPanamaOfficial
    @SamPanamaOfficial Před 6 lety +26

    When they photograph Ice Cream, they use colored mashed potatos.

  • @cappin6937
    @cappin6937 Před 6 lety +1393

    5:52 dont mind me, just a normal picture of shoes passing by.

    • @chair1200
      @chair1200 Před 6 lety +46

      CappinKiwi oml I paused at exactly 5:52 so that I could read comments

    • @cappin6937
      @cappin6937 Před 6 lety +7

      hahaha

    • @saitsebastian2424
      @saitsebastian2424 Před 6 lety +7

      CappinKiwi dude I was going to say the same thing hahahaha

    • @cappin6937
      @cappin6937 Před 6 lety +28

      like what does it even have to do with pizza? xD

    • @chimpaflimp
      @chimpaflimp Před 6 lety +47

      They're leather chefs' clogs; look at the trousers, they're chequered like a traditional chef's uniform.

  • @mdes0819
    @mdes0819 Před 3 lety +6

    captian crunch is an impostor. me: starts emergency meeting. captian crunch: gets voted out. captian crunch was an imposter. and the crew mates win.

  • @zankenzien
    @zankenzien Před 3 lety +1

    The fact that, milk is not used and glue is used to take pictures is now making me vomit

  • @dreamcatcher7995
    @dreamcatcher7995 Před 6 lety +39

    The green ninjas look like iduubz

  • @Nick210
    @Nick210 Před 6 lety +887

    Who the fuck thought pineapples were grown on trees

  • @bluecobra967
    @bluecobra967 Před 5 lety

    WoW, you are a superstar, just solved a huge problem for me .. Thermoplastic line marking!! I honestly never knew that existed. Thankyou so much . .

  • @unaseckler1959
    @unaseckler1959 Před 5 lety

    The thing about the thermal activated line markings is that they are extraordinarily slick when wet. They've been responsible for quite a few accidents especially involving motorcycles, bicycles, and even pedestrians.

  • @makerman6229
    @makerman6229 Před 6 lety +604

    The Mario cartoon isn’t canon so that on what you said of toad isn’t true

    • @lukedassonville4399
      @lukedassonville4399 Před 6 lety +24

      Thank you! I thought none noticed except for me!

    • @logantranchemontagne356
      @logantranchemontagne356 Před 6 lety +15

      Maker Man I agree just watch game theory and you will know what I meen

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 Před 6 lety +9

      I never considered whether it was part of Toad's head or a hat, prob cause it makes no difference it's just 1 of the more cute character in Super Mario series.

    • @squarerootof2
      @squarerootof2 Před 6 lety +3

      But it does make him look toooler!.

    • @tinaroberts9692
      @tinaroberts9692 Před 6 lety +8

      Omg finally some one noticed about toads head the cartoon isn't cannon every one hear whatch game theory!!!!!!!

  • @aquamage9788
    @aquamage9788 Před 6 lety +126

    Guys, make a video called Top ten times we HAVEN'T used clickbait. Oh wait...

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 Před 6 lety +1

      Seems even more of a challenge if they tried namining the top 10 clickbaits since it runs rampant on CZcams.

    • @daveyhi3154
      @daveyhi3154 Před 6 lety +1

      They did but nobody clicked on it.

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest Před 6 lety +8

      This video isn't technically clickbait. The title's patronizing, but the road tape in the thumbnail _does_ happen in the video.

    • @YourMom-dm2vx
      @YourMom-dm2vx Před 6 lety +2

      Savage

    • @MrPianoMan
      @MrPianoMan Před 6 lety +6

      Aquamage 97 true... I can see where your coming from. although this time the thumbnail had perfect use in the video, but most of the world still use paint. also he showed a paint brush which could be misleading. but I suppose all youtubers do it in a respectable way so they can earn views to earn money.

  • @Unominious
    @Unominious Před 4 lety

    Old video but I use to work for a company that did road markings. They used bags of thermal powder and they heat them up to liquify it and used trucks to spray it on the ground. They used thermal tape for stop bars and cross walks.

  • @666dynomax
    @666dynomax Před 5 lety +1

    who the hell actually thought pineapples grew on trees LOL

  • @texangaming567
    @texangaming567 Před 6 lety +134

    Military nerd here. On the subject of the captain crunch, fun fact commanders in a navy can be considered captains. I know that it is common practice in the US Navy, for the captain of the ship to not be a captain in rank, but the crew of said ship will still refer to that person as captain anyway. So the crunch isn't technically lying if he has his own ship.

    • @ComradeTiki
      @ComradeTiki Před 6 lety +1

      Military nerd here, ^ it's true. For instance, the Captain on a US submarine is still CDR.

    • @lilricky2515
      @lilricky2515 Před 6 lety

      Well, it's true most submarine captains are commanders, but there are some actual Captain Captains. :)

    • @bond1j89
      @bond1j89 Před 6 lety

      Captain-commandant is a company grade of commissioned officer rank in the air component, land component, the old Belgian Gendarmerie and medical component of the Belgian Armed Forces. A kapitein-commandant (Dutch) or capitaine-commandant (French) ranks directly above a captain and immediately under a major. Officers of this rank usually serve in staff functions or more rarely as small unit commanders (squadron, company). The insignia are three pips under a narrow stripe for the land component, three blue stripes with navy curl for the air component and three gold stripes with navy curl for the medical component. In the naval component, the rank is called luitenant ter zee eerste klasse or Lieutenant de vaisseau de première classe ("ship-of-the-line lieutenant first class"), and the insignia is two and a half gold stripes with a naval curl. Captain-commandant is typically a rank for officers who did not pass the examination to become a major.

    • @Taxi_for_takeoff
      @Taxi_for_takeoff Před 6 lety

      bond1j89 Commander and Captain are field grade in the US Navy and USCG.

    • @Taxi_for_takeoff
      @Taxi_for_takeoff Před 6 lety +1

      Exactly. I was US Navy for 9 years (until 2016). Majority of ship Captains are actually LCDR or CDR's. rarely will you rind an actual captain be captain of a ship unless its huge like a carrier. Most Captain CO's are large unit CO's which aren't ships.

  • @inkmaster4715
    @inkmaster4715 Před 6 lety +724

    Cough cough..trying to reach 10 minutes

    • @Pepe-lp6wk
      @Pepe-lp6wk Před 6 lety +11

      Evilkittyof doom same. But at least they should take responsibility for their actions and produce better content.

    • @jerryleepalad5455
      @jerryleepalad5455 Před 6 lety +1

      Ink Master I'm trying to reach 3 min

    • @PhilCoati
      @PhilCoati Před 6 lety +12

      I simply watch in 2x speed making it only 5 minutes long.

    • @reptiliancock5391
      @reptiliancock5391 Před 6 lety

      Ink Master they have to make money too

    • @BeeDoesThings
      @BeeDoesThings Před 6 lety +3

      They all about that coin

  • @huge_action7487
    @huge_action7487 Před 5 lety

    I work at Pizza Hut. We don’t have a machine that puts the sauce on by itself

  • @77tropic
    @77tropic Před 3 lety

    I used to be a purchasing agent for a road construction company in Florida. When the striping and signage company "painted" the lines on the road, it wasn't paint that they used. It's melted thermoplastic. If they were painting lines on a highway, then they used a big truck. Looks like paint spraying onto the road but it's melted plastic. Immediately behind the sprayer is an applicator that puts a layer of ground up glass on the melted plastic while it's still "wet". For smaller things like arrows or stop lines, they use a push cart that also dispenenses melted thermoplastic and glass dust. Of course there are many places, including Florida, where all of those things are done with actual paint or by melting plastic tape with a torch. You can tell the difference by looking closely at the finished product. Just don't look closely during rush hour :)

  • @29dejesusjoshuaemmanuelle57

    If Toad's the protector in the castle, why can't he just save peach himself to save Mario the trouble?

  • @firewolf0176
    @firewolf0176 Před 6 lety +84

    Fun fact! Number 4 has been confirmed to be wrong, as Nintendo confirmed recently that it is his head, and the cartoon is non-canon.

  • @scoobydoo3477
    @scoobydoo3477 Před 3 lety

    The green grass one reminded me of years ago the spray paint for the bald head. Instant hair! Lol

  • @heavenkey7754
    @heavenkey7754 Před rokem

    "Spoodle" what a hilarious word 🤣

  • @patrickstar7700
    @patrickstar7700 Před 6 lety +72

    Wait.... hello kitty has a gender? *Mind blown*

    • @chaos.corner
      @chaos.corner Před 6 lety +1

      Hello Kitty is not a cat. Might have seen that on this channel.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před 6 lety +273

    About the bricks, in older roads, they were layed by hand, of course. Sure, newer roads aren't all that way, but in most older brick roads, like down the center of a very old town, they most likely were layed by hand, and in many places I know, they're still the original bricks, kept with just a small amount of maintenance every once in awhile.
    Still, it's annoying as heck to drive on; they're so bumpy!

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack Před 6 lety +7

      I live around a historical area, and there's tons of bricks laid on the sidewalk in town with little memorials imprinted onto each brick. Each one has a different name and date. The memorialized bricks are basically scattered about town, lain in with the other, normal ones. But there are areas where it's just a large area of names on the ground

    • @BigOdy
      @BigOdy Před 6 lety +4

      About 2 years ago in my city they were laying bricks by hand ...

    • @keineahnung5793
      @keineahnung5793 Před 6 lety +3

      Micah Philson try driving in Puerto Vallarta Mexico,they are more like boulders.

    • @justpikl2073
      @justpikl2073 Před 6 lety +6

      Micah Philson back in my days there were no bricks xD

    • @dennisbruins4524
      @dennisbruins4524 Před 6 lety +4

      In the netherlands they are stil layed by hand

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson Před 4 lety +1

    Where I live they often use a grinder to remove a few millimeters off the pavement, then they put the tape down. This way it is slightly lower than the rest of the pavement and the snowplows won't scrape it off in winter.

  • @nuvostef
    @nuvostef Před 5 lety +1

    Cap’n Crunch may be wearing the rank of a Commander, but if he is the commanding officer of a ship or any other vessel, it is proper naval etiquette to call him “Captain”.

  • @hakimaziz738
    @hakimaziz738 Před 6 lety +459

    Who tf thought pineapples grew on trees?

  • @mikhailsenarillos8742
    @mikhailsenarillos8742 Před 6 lety +615

    #2
    People actually believe that Pineapples are grown on trees? HAHAHAHAHA

  • @SneakingMOUSE
    @SneakingMOUSE Před 5 lety +2

    The most surprising one was the fact that I was adopted. I had no idea!

  • @fresnelfringe4736
    @fresnelfringe4736 Před 5 lety +3

    Oh No! Labor saving devices in 2018!? My life is a LIE!!
    ....Pfft.

  • @shwoodle5487
    @shwoodle5487 Před 6 lety +40

    "They use green paint" shows green slime.

  • @velvetthewolf4518
    @velvetthewolf4518 Před 6 lety +20

    I still can't believe people thought pineapples grow on trees.

    • @guiltyguildleader
      @guiltyguildleader Před 6 lety

      Until i learned thios a fe years ago ym thought process went like this.
      1) Ive only ever eaten 3 pineapples, so they arent anything that comes up regularly to think about
      2) Other things that look similar to pineapples grow on trees
      3) You have never seen a pineapple pre-harvest
      Conclusion: If pineapples fall into the category of things like pineapples (bananas, durian, pitaya,.. ) they most likely grow on trees.

    • @daveyhi3154
      @daveyhi3154 Před 6 lety

      What common thing is as big as a pineapple that grows on trees?? What thing that grows from a tree have 'leaves' poking out the end?

    • @squarerootof2
      @squarerootof2 Před 6 lety

      Coconuts?

    • @alexsnowberg2181
      @alexsnowberg2181 Před 6 lety

      What I don't get is if pineapples don't grow on trees then how did one fall on Newton's head?

    • @velvetthewolf4518
      @velvetthewolf4518 Před 6 lety

      Alex Snowberg because it was an apple that fell on his head, atleast from what I heard.

  • @Forgotten_A.I.
    @Forgotten_A.I. Před 3 lety

    What is with the gigantic voice change!?🤣 Love the vid.

  • @wuffywufferson387
    @wuffywufferson387 Před 3 lety

    I remember the commercials for the green spray grass. It was hilarious. But good idea

  • @gingakidsgo
    @gingakidsgo Před 6 lety +60

    ...well this just wasted 10 minutes of my time...i knew all of this

  • @nahanokkonahan6831
    @nahanokkonahan6831 Před 6 lety +35

    "fruit has no seed" actually vegetables have no seed

    • @tulle5586
      @tulle5586 Před 6 lety +2

      Nahanok Konahan
      Cucumbers
      Tomatoes
      Peppers
      Corn
      Okra
      Avocado
      All beans
      All of these have seeds.
      Very many culinary vegetables are fruits.

    • @hirarikami1629
      @hirarikami1629 Před 6 lety

      T Alexander avocado

    • @wellthiscallsforatoast3043
      @wellthiscallsforatoast3043 Před 6 lety +1

      Avocados have stones, not seeds

    • @tulle5586
      @tulle5586 Před 6 lety +3

      bork drupes have stones, which are a hardened endocarp around a dry seed. Avocados are berries and just have seeds, not stones.

    • @Gwalchgwyn
      @Gwalchgwyn Před 6 lety

      They're all vegetable... o.O

  • @abc-ld8ok
    @abc-ld8ok Před 5 lety +1

    "here you can see a screenshot"
    *proceeds to show a video*

  • @harrilappi6090
    @harrilappi6090 Před 5 lety

    2:46 My Friend: Hey man can i have so cereal
    Me: Sure!
    MY mind: This is such a good prank

  • @flapperfx.5214
    @flapperfx.5214 Před 6 lety +753

    People thought pineapples grew on trees?

    • @alex6lee358
      @alex6lee358 Před 6 lety

      ikr

    • @lordbees4289
      @lordbees4289 Před 6 lety +5

      flapperfx. lol he's the only one.

    • @Makkenji_
      @Makkenji_ Před 6 lety +8

      I just never thought about where they grew 😂 lol idk I just forgot about them but I eat them.

    • @DavidWCPF
      @DavidWCPF Před 6 lety +4

      flapperfx. i blame sponge Bob

    • @LegoMcbeebs
      @LegoMcbeebs Před 6 lety +8

      actually in spongebob he buys them in a can and its like a party can.

  • @poopdeckpete
    @poopdeckpete Před 5 lety +157

    This video shows all signs of clickbait and cheapness:
    1. There are green check marks and red x’s in the thumbnail.
    2. The video is 2 seconds over 10 minutes.

    • @TheDutchGuy110
      @TheDutchGuy110 Před 5 lety +7

      watch until half the video
      go back a page
      return to the video and click to where you left off
      bam no views for trash like this

    • @coffiestar1743
      @coffiestar1743 Před 5 lety +2

      TheDutchGuy110 I watch these type of videos on my ps vita. I get 0 advertisement and I oddly don't get counted as a view. I have to rewatch a video 10 times to be counted as one view.

    • @siredtom69
      @siredtom69 Před 5 lety +6

      ew, fortnite.

    • @MrKo1233
      @MrKo1233 Před 5 lety +5

      TheDutchGuy110 That's not how youtube video views work, as soon as you click on a video you get counted as a view

    • @stixstixy
      @stixstixy Před 5 lety

      Ugandan Knuckles Blue ew dead meme

  • @Coltin88
    @Coltin88 Před 4 lety

    8:19 🤣🤣 I work in road construction, the lines are painted but the tape lines are just temporary

  • @JetPackDino
    @JetPackDino Před 5 lety +1

    That road tape stuff gets REALLY slippery when it rains though. Be damn careful if you have to step on it.

  • @marleykingston2419
    @marleykingston2419 Před 6 lety +94

    You will not ruin my childhood with your Toad stories.

  • @Eric91611
    @Eric91611 Před 6 lety +293

    I work in retail and we fold all the towels.. this video is bs

    • @awesomestuff9715
      @awesomestuff9715 Před 6 lety +1

      +Micah Nungesser me nether

    • @amycrescione5880
      @amycrescione5880 Před 6 lety +15

      Eric91611 I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond in CA. This is definitely true.

    • @taylordcraig
      @taylordcraig Před 6 lety +12

      I was about to say... every department store in Vancouver has stacks of towels. Retail space is too expensive to pull that.

    • @SealandRoyal
      @SealandRoyal Před 6 lety +2

      Micah Nungesser depends where because from where I'm from they're all folded

    • @zaribaybee6710
      @zaribaybee6710 Před 6 lety +2

      Eric91611 it's not like he said every store does this. But it is true because I have seen that foam with towels in some stores

  • @xlgoldfish
    @xlgoldfish Před 2 lety

    Pineapples don't grow on trees? My life is a big lie. Lol

  • @Kaylasmom1014
    @Kaylasmom1014 Před 4 lety +1

    1:10 welp, I’ve found my Halloween costume for next year

  • @avxnash
    @avxnash Před 5 lety +251

    Who tf believes pineapples grow on trees and under water???????

    • @payattention3022
      @payattention3022 Před 5 lety +35

      Of course no one believes that crap, we all know they grow in grocery stores, jeez

    • @ziadali9690
      @ziadali9690 Před 5 lety +6

      @@payattention3022 😂😂

    • @jugmbh6697
      @jugmbh6697 Před 5 lety +2

      AM productionZ Not me

    • @spacewhale8279
      @spacewhale8279 Před 5 lety +6

      AM productionZ No one this channel is full of shit.

    • @emilyecstatic3020
      @emilyecstatic3020 Před 5 lety +3

      Grow-cery store would likely fool a child 😂😂more

  • @bluegamer4214
    @bluegamer4214 Před 6 lety +15

    Ice cream commercials and advertisements use food colored mash potato to make it more appealing

    • @jimmyr545
      @jimmyr545 Před 6 lety +1

      Anonymous Prime in the US the thing you're selling has to be the actual product in the ad. In the cereal commercial they aren't selling milk.

  • @skateboardingt-rex5046

    This is not prove that life is life, it is people being smart