Divorced Dads booster pack

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  • čas přidán 27. 09. 2023
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  • @Mr.Tennant
    @Mr.Tennant Před 10 měsíci +32430

    The Divorced Moms packs are so much better they come with a house.

    • @ndimberg
      @ndimberg Před 9 měsíci +1476

      Well yes but there's a high probability the pack also include a card of kids and about half the time that card is a reverse booster card with multiple diagnosed kids (ADHD being the most common).

    • @AuTheFuture
      @AuTheFuture Před 9 měsíci +307

      Yea but those are common in that set

    • @asalentstech1767
      @asalentstech1767 Před 8 měsíci +41

      lol@@ndimberg

    • @amjnyc79
      @amjnyc79 Před 8 měsíci +31

      Damn 😂

    • @Mr_Beau_Beau
      @Mr_Beau_Beau Před 7 měsíci +60

      This comment should be framed

  • @Mr_Ray.
    @Mr_Ray. Před 9 měsíci +15990

    “I have a couple of these and none of em are what you want” 💀💀💀

  • @drucexx
    @drucexx Před 4 měsíci +716

    “Ahh, fuck. Jam band.” LIKE THATS A BAD THING

    • @leholyllama4290
      @leholyllama4290 Před měsícem +1

      Idky but when he said that it made me laugh lmaoo

    • @Cutlass_Rudd
      @Cutlass_Rudd Před měsícem +11

      Try sleeping at dads when "jam band" is over

    • @KingSnek
      @KingSnek Před měsícem +7

      You are clearly a divorced Dad.

    • @GodOfLovers1111
      @GodOfLovers1111 Před 28 dny +1

      Ikr
      I'm not even a dad

    • @newbleppmore7855
      @newbleppmore7855 Před 14 dny

      I think its not about good or bad its about power

  • @guesswhat-chickenbutt
    @guesswhat-chickenbutt Před 5 měsíci +1805

    "Dad's new Friend" with that long ass cigarette!! 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBodhiBuilder
      @TheBodhiBuilder Před 5 měsíci +49

      It's a straw

    • @xancypillosi9497
      @xancypillosi9497 Před 5 měsíci +21

      @@TheBodhiBuilderlol dude thought that was a cigarette

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před 4 měsíci +8

      and the leftovers card right after 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
      WAY too funny and true to be an accodent
      love that it went completely unmentioned and sailed over the heads of everyone else here 🤣

    • @chodaboy566
      @chodaboy566 Před 4 měsíci +5

      I have the ultra rare of that card and it’s actually a straw, because the power play for that card is that it shows her flirty side. Lol

    • @Halfbreedmofo
      @Halfbreedmofo Před 4 měsíci

      Probably Newport 100’s

  • @m4carmine190
    @m4carmine190 Před 7 měsíci +6673

    "Ah, fuck. Jam Band."
    Im ROLLING 😂😂😂

  • @Ttran778
    @Ttran778 Před 7 měsíci +3933

    Tower of sad + Beergut + Infinite money glitch is a game breaking combo.
    Remember that.

    • @Fries6
      @Fries6 Před 7 měsíci +141

      So broken its banned from tournaments actually.

    • @hughjass42069
      @hughjass42069 Před 7 měsíci +130

      @@Fries6 it’s also banned from custody hearings

    • @errorrath6555
      @errorrath6555 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Dont forget the Can Cannon

    • @JavierRamos-uy5tt
      @JavierRamos-uy5tt Před 7 měsíci +3

      + jam band

    • @Ivan220996
      @Ivan220996 Před 7 měsíci +6

      That's how you retire in Cabo Wabo

  • @mynamesnotchom366
    @mynamesnotchom366 Před 5 měsíci +977

    Dude, this concept is fucking hilarity. I havent seen any satire of card games like this, so clever and dumb at the same time i love it

    • @dmitripazlov491
      @dmitripazlov491 Před měsícem +41

      I know man. For the longest I never understood why he always wanted the house....but then I realized divorced dads never get the house😂

    • @twigdayzclips2859
      @twigdayzclips2859 Před měsícem +3

      Man this shit reminds me of my garbage pail kids deck that I keep at my grandmas. I have sooo many of them it’s unreal

    • @AximVidya
      @AximVidya Před měsícem +2

      you think this is satirizing... _card games?_
      media comprehension ain't your strong suit huh 🤣

    • @twigdayzclips2859
      @twigdayzclips2859 Před měsícem +7

      @@AximVidya what are you on about? This is satire entirely. And yes IT IS a card game. Are you new to this guys channel?

    • @AximVidya
      @AximVidya Před měsícem +1

      @@twigdayzclips2859 oh cool you like your own comments too? neato
      I get that it's satire sir, and I get that it's satire which takes the form of a card game. That's the obvious part but good on you for managing to follow along so far. However since I am outpacing you intellectually with ease, I also understand that the subject of the satire, the butt of the joke if you will, isn't card games, it's divorced dads.

  • @rebelwithoutaclue9387
    @rebelwithoutaclue9387 Před 28 dny +68

    “I have a couple of these and none of them are what you want” 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PavlockProducts
    @PavlockProducts Před 9 měsíci +535

    Bro does not miss. Every sketch is so damn original

  • @MLamar2
    @MLamar2 Před 10 měsíci +1554

    Ironic that the “missing” remote seems to be in almost every pack, the card is absolutely worthless unless you find the one with color swapped buttons

    • @M4YPL3
      @M4YPL3 Před 7 měsíci +33

      Heard there's a TiVo collab in the works for an alt art

    • @sooshaggy
      @sooshaggy Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@M4YPL3yes/no, they were a limited pre-release for the East Coast only. I got lucky because a friend of mine was behind the scenes for the FL launch and he knew someone working for TiVo at the time so I got one but I've never played it in tournament

    • @gizmoteg
      @gizmoteg Před 7 měsíci +7

      Bbq brush ime seems to be the most useless

    • @lamebubblesflysohigh
      @lamebubblesflysohigh Před 6 měsíci +25

      there is supposedly one rare remote with new batteries but I have never seen that one and it might be a hoax

  • @AlSimmons-km6ge
    @AlSimmons-km6ge Před 5 měsíci +28

    I always crack up laughing at these. This dude is hilarious. Excellent timing and delivery on his lines and facial expressions.

  • @robertmarquez343
    @robertmarquez343 Před 5 měsíci +32

    Dad's new friend hilarious.😂 That looks a lot better than what it could be.

  • @Hickory_Dickory_Cock
    @Hickory_Dickory_Cock Před 7 měsíci +1119

    "Ah fuck, jamband" 🤣

    • @Sabs215
      @Sabs215 Před 7 měsíci +19

      Say what you want, it's one of the most consistent picks right now in tournament play.

    • @atygr
      @atygr Před 7 měsíci +5

      "C'mOon HoUse!"

    • @TWHowl
      @TWHowl Před 7 měsíci

      I died 😂

    • @AdamFSmith
      @AdamFSmith Před 7 měsíci +9

      It's not even holo!

    • @bengonzales1182
      @bengonzales1182 Před 5 měsíci

      It's funny cause I also thinking "ahh fuck. Didn't he get that one already?" Then he said "ah fuck!"

  • @Dr.Bong_
    @Dr.Bong_ Před 7 měsíci +564

    “I have couple of these and none of them are what you want” 😭
    I swear every one of these makes me feel a little more attacked!

    • @Dr.Bong_
      @Dr.Bong_ Před 7 měsíci

      And then jam band 😅 get out of my life you fuck!!! 😂😂😂

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @richwayne2614
      @richwayne2614 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @purpleplad5022
      @purpleplad5022 Před 25 dny

      Ikr dude I got holes in my dry wall rn looking at em like god dammit

  • @unclebug35
    @unclebug35 Před 20 dny +1

    the quality in turn these cards have took looking back at the older ones is insane

  • @SC-fj2zp
    @SC-fj2zp Před 6 měsíci +13

    Motorcycle in the living room is a good one!😂

  • @scotty2hottieTV
    @scotty2hottieTV Před 9 měsíci +74

    Lmao, "Tower of sad!" got me 😅

  • @Evo4726
    @Evo4726 Před 7 měsíci +58

    “I’m gonna sleeve this one “ 💀

  • @SuperThatguylol
    @SuperThatguylol Před 6 měsíci +14

    "Ah, fuck. Jam band" I fucking left that

  • @guyonthecouch007
    @guyonthecouch007 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "Jam Band" lmao.. idk why that's so hilarious!

  • @drewmasondom
    @drewmasondom Před 7 měsíci +136

    “I’m going to retire… in Cabo Wabo”🤣🤣
    Too funny my divorced dad loves Cabo wabo🤣🤣🤣 and Sammy Hagar

  • @whiteb01summer
    @whiteb01summer Před 9 měsíci +120

    This is hilarious and sad at the same time because I’m watching this, and also over time watching my father become more like these cards describe.

    • @highspeedracer1921
      @highspeedracer1921 Před 9 měsíci +23

      I feel you, it’s seriously like watching the last 20 years of my Dad’s life.

    • @Njordin2010
      @Njordin2010 Před 7 měsíci +14

      These cards are 100% reality of divorced dads

    • @lachlanyoung4264
      @lachlanyoung4264 Před 6 měsíci +34

      Give your divorced dads a hug and tell them you love them, they need it.

    • @bojanglesobrien6883
      @bojanglesobrien6883 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Us divorced dads are just just trying to make the best of things, it’s not always an easy road and sometimes we just need a hug from somebody who sees us.

    • @HankHammer-cp5px
      @HankHammer-cp5px Před 5 měsíci +2

      Yeah it's funny because it's true. But also not that funny for real divorced dads. Women can turn a good man bitter.

  • @TuRaTic
    @TuRaTic Před 6 měsíci +13

    I didnt even hear him speak. I read the title and saw the skit at face value then laughed too hard to use my ears. fucking spot on dude

  • @unclebug35
    @unclebug35 Před 20 dny +2

    i love how blinded he looks as he gazes up to the camera

  • @M4YPL3
    @M4YPL3 Před 10 měsíci +247

    I'm in stitches, Graeme you're legitimately hilarious

  • @antoniocosta5223
    @antoniocosta5223 Před 7 měsíci +327

    “Ahh…. Fuck jam band” me walking into the bars on a Friday

  • @theforeskinwizard9307
    @theforeskinwizard9307 Před 6 měsíci +6

    the dads new friend card is pretty common, but paired with the ring of darkness (preferably one of the two being a halo-graphic) can be a good move if used correctly.

  • @honkdra3939
    @honkdra3939 Před 5 měsíci +3

    ngl white drywall hole and dad's fridge are meta for comp

  • @jimL-69420
    @jimL-69420 Před 7 měsíci +38

    "i have a couple of these, none of them are what you want"

  • @OBkrishna
    @OBkrishna Před 7 měsíci +75

    top tier comedy. you can lowkey make this into an actual game lol

    • @smashleybreaks
      @smashleybreaks Před 5 měsíci +4

      You can buy them. Audio sells them on his website.

  • @AlaskanEsquire-nm4mj
    @AlaskanEsquire-nm4mj Před 5 měsíci +3

    really wish you didnt describe my dad so well. the 'dad's new friend' and 'jam band' really hit. Believe it or not, my dad's band never quite took off.

  • @mercykillah8763
    @mercykillah8763 Před 9 dny

    Thank you for the uncontrollable laughs I really needed that sir appreciate u

  • @OGmoon_rockz420
    @OGmoon_rockz420 Před 7 měsíci +56

    The 'ah fuck, jam band' got me😂😂

  • @hughjass42069
    @hughjass42069 Před 7 měsíci +18

    “Tower of Sad!!” makes me laugh every time

  • @TheBlindRaven
    @TheBlindRaven Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Dads new friend, i have a couple of these and they are never what you want."😂😂😂

  • @joekent6576
    @joekent6576 Před 12 dny

    I love that there's never a house. These things are comedic gold.

  • @socore4659
    @socore4659 Před 7 měsíci +31

    Dad's new friend is busted😂😂😂some of us actually pull hot ones and get our lives back even better than they ever were before the divorce (or at least that's what we keep telling everyone)

    • @garrettfarrell1776
      @garrettfarrell1776 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's bet you're telling it to yourself more than others.....a lil self hypnosis via repetition

    • @feltfrog
      @feltfrog Před 2 měsíci

      Keep telling yourself that

  • @drunkenmeno3365
    @drunkenmeno3365 Před 10 měsíci +68

    We need more dad booster packs 😂

  • @beunogueno1321
    @beunogueno1321 Před 26 dny

    I love you. Please never stop. You are that breath of fresh comedic air. Well done.

  • @TonySopeano46
    @TonySopeano46 Před 5 měsíci +1

    This series is comedy gold. 😂

  • @hyboirds1536
    @hyboirds1536 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Dude these are becoming the highlight of youtube shorts for me.
    I know a guy who has collected every one of these, and he doesnt have any of the cards...

  • @reallyriley123
    @reallyriley123 Před 7 měsíci +33

    The joke of him losing the house in the settlement has easily been the best set up to an entire short series I’ve seen 😂

  • @ModernBuilds
    @ModernBuilds Před 6 měsíci

    Your best yet!

  • @joblo2671
    @joblo2671 Před 7 měsíci +8

    "Dad's new friend" looks like a keeper.😏

  • @_JoeMomma
    @_JoeMomma Před 7 měsíci +13

    I love the rollercoaster ride of emotions when it comes to the last card hahaha

  • @awolff3381
    @awolff3381 Před 4 měsíci

    This is so so great please keep making them

  • @ERA_YAS
    @ERA_YAS Před 5 měsíci +1

    Bro is a genuine cool person

  • @igotdoubleslapt
    @igotdoubleslapt Před 7 měsíci +9

    "Ah, fuck, jam band"
    Gets me every time 😂

  • @paulus3317
    @paulus3317 Před 9 měsíci +25

    This is the most hilarious shit. So close to the bone. Please do more. I hope you go viral, dude!

  • @Jimbum34
    @Jimbum34 Před 9 dny

    A divorced dad opening up a divorced dad card packed…. Priceless

  • @raul-qi6xp
    @raul-qi6xp Před 5 měsíci

    Anytime these show up on my feed I start laughing before he even opens his mouth😅😅😅

  • @MikeBourbeau
    @MikeBourbeau Před 10 měsíci +34

    I somehow got a full pack of white oakleys a few weeks ago

    • @gurok2
      @gurok2 Před 6 měsíci

      What are the chances

  • @hoarder66
    @hoarder66 Před 7 měsíci +8

    "none of these r what u want" followed by "leftovers" is chefs kiss😂

  • @griffgoldsteinreference
    @griffgoldsteinreference Před 6 měsíci +1

    Mark my words missing remote will become meta relevant in the future

  • @CertifiedDingDongFR
    @CertifiedDingDongFR Před 6 měsíci

    I’m so glad this randomly popped up in my shorts feed

  • @A_random_NPC
    @A_random_NPC Před 7 měsíci +6

    this whole series is fucking gold

  • @RhettMegli
    @RhettMegli Před 7 měsíci +3

    Opening up a pack of divorces dads is what beer says in another universe

  • @tylerallen0719
    @tylerallen0719 Před 6 měsíci +1

    If you want a house you need divorced moms, house, car, the kids, and the money all in one 🤣

  • @acedeck3339
    @acedeck3339 Před 7 dny

    “Dad’s new look” brought up a core memory of seeing my dad with a goatee the first time and not knowing who the fuck he was 🤣🤣

  • @muscularclassrepresentativ5663
    @muscularclassrepresentativ5663 Před 10 měsíci +5

    You’re a national treasure

  • @lovenothing8342
    @lovenothing8342 Před 10 měsíci +42

    FYI: last week, on eBay, a Jam Band PSA 10 sold for 23K

    • @redcloudblackcloak5677
      @redcloudblackcloak5677 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Yeah but that was a First Marriage promo. Based on the card frame and kerning we're looking at a reprint from the recent Midlife Crisis set. It's worth like .50$.

    • @dirty56ace
      @dirty56ace Před 7 měsíci

      So these are for real? I've never heard of them, I'm also not in the card gaming community. $23k is wild , obviously $50 isn't as great but still $50. How much could a pack of these cards cost?

    • @underthebunkgaming9353
      @underthebunkgaming9353 Před 7 měsíci +10

      ​@@dirty56aceo bless your heart

    • @primecreator5257
      @primecreator5257 Před 7 měsíci

      @@dirty56aceoh you sweet summer child. There is zero sarcasm and life experience bone in your body.

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@dirty56acetheir about 20 bucks a pack and will be likely to impress your ex-wife

  • @koolaiddude7685894
    @koolaiddude7685894 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love that none of the cards have rounded edges, because divorced dads dont cut corners

  • @_FJB_
    @_FJB_ Před 14 dny

    I LOVED the cards that had artwork and formatted just like Magic the Gathering. Those were seriously dope af!

  • @ryancharlesJitsu
    @ryancharlesJitsu Před 7 měsíci +5

    “A fuck! Jam band” is the only appropriate response to seeing any jam band

  • @223Nebraska
    @223Nebraska Před 9 měsíci +4

    You sir made me cry. Im not sure why but deep down I know why. Oh it's easy to be a dad but a divorced dads kids fucking sux!!! Who's with me?

  • @johnwaynecollection
    @johnwaynecollection Před 4 měsíci

    This literally describes the peasant life of half of middle America. 😂😂😂
    Geez it hurts just watching y’all live a day of your lives.

  • @justinsantos9405
    @justinsantos9405 Před 7 dny

    The missing remote is way too personal😂😂😂

  • @bassstrategy1010
    @bassstrategy1010 Před měsícem

    Dude I laugh so hard , every single one of these ... super hillarious

  • @colinhawkins7815
    @colinhawkins7815 Před 6 měsíci

    These shorts recently hit my algerithym last night, can’t stop now 😂

  • @MRSMITHENTOP
    @MRSMITHENTOP Před 22 dny

    Your dedication to a joke is 😂😂

  • @Nemesis_Prime666
    @Nemesis_Prime666 Před 10 dny

    I'm surprised he didn't pull "dad's belt" that's a keeper

  • @eyeover7307
    @eyeover7307 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Since when was White Oakleys bad? That was 100% goated back in the day!

  • @Cell379
    @Cell379 Před měsícem

    Dude your acting is so on point

  • @PM-wp6ze
    @PM-wp6ze Před 6 měsíci

    Right off the bat, I’m hooked and subscribed!

  • @jonhurd9697
    @jonhurd9697 Před 5 měsíci

    Absolutely fkn hilarious bruh 🤣 😂

  • @rossnieto1067
    @rossnieto1067 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Bro, I just got that this was satire. Ngl, I thought the skits didn't work out so you started doing card reveals 🤣

  • @aarongilbertson7395
    @aarongilbertson7395 Před 5 měsíci

    Dude u are an absolute genius

  • @polandstronk1026
    @polandstronk1026 Před 4 měsíci

    Omg that takes me back!
    I remember this card game being popular in my school, back in 2008! I remember building a deck around cards like Dad's Belt and Beer Crate as a win condition 🃏🃏

  • @vincentlester9684
    @vincentlester9684 Před měsícem

    The fridge is the most accurate picture here

  • @dustinmartin648
    @dustinmartin648 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Honestly, I thought Dads New Friend and Leftovers were going to be the same picture 😂😂

  • @arnjeca
    @arnjeca Před 5 měsíci

    I’m living for this series, all hits no misses

  • @MDMDXL
    @MDMDXL Před 4 měsíci

    This is top tier comedy WTF 😂😂😂

  • @helio1055
    @helio1055 Před 3 měsíci

    this dude is a creative genius i swear 😂

  • @ignrey
    @ignrey Před měsícem

    The setup, the angle of the camera, it's all too perfect.

  • @alexandercarvajal7125

    Didn’t know how much I needed to see this niche of card collecting 😂

  • @PacificWestwest
    @PacificWestwest Před měsícem

    The tower of sad 😂 “ima sleeve this one”. This man is a gem

  • @lewishumphries2893
    @lewishumphries2893 Před 7 dny

    Dads new look can be coupled with dads new drip . This doubles the chance to use a new friend

  • @oasis042
    @oasis042 Před 6 měsíci

    This feels like a rick and morty Interdimensional cable show. I like it a lot. Just subscribed.

  • @sohlaroids
    @sohlaroids Před 3 měsíci

    I live for these. Incredible

  • @Doza_808
    @Doza_808 Před 3 měsíci

    Dad’s new friend hits directly at the core of my soul. 😂 Because that’s going to be me with the different women in my life that my son will get to meet.

  • @mirnazuniga5680
    @mirnazuniga5680 Před hodinou

    "Dads new friend " is wild. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Citizen_one
    @Citizen_one Před měsícem

    You’ve earned a sub with this magical post.

  • @johnnyappleseed.4420
    @johnnyappleseed.4420 Před 6 měsíci

    I like that this is the dude who makes the cards pretending to be someone random opening them.

  • @maxtonyoung3685
    @maxtonyoung3685 Před 4 měsíci

    Ahaha! You had me in a coffin after that last pull 🤣

  • @retro-_-3075
    @retro-_-3075 Před 6 měsíci

    I have a divorced dad and this is honestly some of the funniest content ive seen in a while

  • @phillipbrim6504
    @phillipbrim6504 Před 4 měsíci

    The way he does this cracks me the fuck up. The way he straightens them up and has them under a magnifying glass hahah

  • @dirtyrandy2592
    @dirtyrandy2592 Před 5 měsíci

    “Dad‘s new friend” totally looks like one of my dads old GFs 😂😂😂

  • @keremkusbeci6129
    @keremkusbeci6129 Před 15 dny

    imagine if he actually got the legendary "weekend custody"

  • @BamBamLeo
    @BamBamLeo Před 5 měsíci

    Having friends over the years who’ve had divorced parents it’s funny how real these cards are

  • @mrbro02
    @mrbro02 Před měsícem +1

    Kids play Pokemon cards
    Men play divorce dad 🗿🗿🗿