@Anonymous lol ive seen loads of Dutch comments and I havent come across one like mine. It isn't even that deep I dont know why ur on ur period over a comment
B young flow is actually so lit but no one gonna see this because the comments are filled with 'dutchavelli is the type of guy to tell his barber he doesnt like the cut'
o. p ojpj. oj.. oio o jpj.. p. o oo. o oo b oboi o. o. i oo o ooh v o oh o hihoh.. oh ov i i. oo i i oh. iio iioioi. o. oo.. b o. V i o h oi i oj ihihh. obo p vioo... oj o p ojo oo o o oi o o hob oj oj b o ov o oi o pv. p i o o ii o b vb. oi bi. Oo o. io o oo ojন ে ে েো৷ ে৷ বে৷ েপ৷ হে ন েজহজেজজন ে েজজে ে ে৷৷ ব ে েপহ৷ েপহপহে ন৷ ে৷ প৷৷৷৷ বব ন েপেহ েেপপ প পন প পেহপপব পহওহেেপহহহনপ প প হহহ পহ হপ পহ নন ে হপ৷ পপহ হ হপ ে প ন৷ জ৷৷ হতে ,
*When Dutchavelli Misspells A Word The Dictionary Instantly Changes It.*
This is the best one oh my god.
pAtRiCk StAr every Dutch song ur gonna see exact same comments reused
HE IS NOT ZLATAN
😂👏
Set 8's waiting for Da Beatfreaks verses
You prolly did that innit 🤣
@@aimanchowdhury3795 unooo tryna push the tappedness to others 🤣🤣🤟🤟
best comment i’ve ever seen
😭😭😭
I'm stilling waiting for tay Keith's verse on rain
Dutchavelli once missed 2 days of school. These 2 days are now what we call Saturday and Sunday
🔥
You mean it's now called the weekend
best one yet
@Anonymous be original but I've never seen it on any other Dutch video?
@Anonymous lol ive seen loads of Dutch comments and I havent come across one like mine. It isn't even that deep I dont know why ur on ur period over a comment
Dutch to be the villain in an upcoming James Bond film
Why
Haha definitely! He needs to practice on his acting skills, he'd be a perfect villain regardless what film it was!
Dutch for a boss in the new top boy if they make one💯💯💯
😂
Stop trying to get likes your pathetic..
When dutchavelli talked in class the teacher apologised for interrupting his conversation
🤣🤣
Thats one of the best🤣🤣🤣
😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
spoke*
@@mkafr he really is not a grammarian bro allow him😂😂
Dutchavelli declines the terms and conditions and still proceeds
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats the best one🤣🤣
The best one yet😂
This one got me 😂😂😂
When Dutch tried to pay attention, attention paid him.
Lol
That’s a good one
Lil Wayne - she will
😂😂😂😂😂
That was good🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The worst day of Dutchavelli’s life was February 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀
Underrated comment😂
Raja Ubaid what happened on that day
B3A5T Mikail the clock moved without his permission probably
😂😂😂😂
When Dutch finished year 11 he signed the teachers t-shirts
Dutch never needs a fresh trim, he tells his hair when to grow
Copied my comment haha 😃 I was the inventor, it goes like this - “Dutch don’t need a trim, he decides when his hair should grow” 🤣
@@btorun Crying about a comment 😂 you man are bunch of jokkers fml
@@btorun man said inventor 💀💀💀
Denzel Washington na you can copy but man butchered it, it wont funny anymore, man had to correct 🤣
@@btorun yh I hear that but leave it init...who cares Bro ?
DUTCH DOESNT NEED GRM, GRM NEEDS DUTCH.
That’s just fax tho
When Dutch goes swimming, the water comes up for air.
ahahaha yowww one of the best ones yet!
Stealing comments isnt good you know
lmfaooooo
OLD MAN WERE U FROM WE'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SAW UR MONEY COME LIKE 808
He aint noin work for luccy 🤣👁all seen eyes
Swear Dutch never ever misses
Nice one nesty
I swear you never miss your teleblocks
Dutch can use teleport without being 85 mage
4 real
neither does Digdat tbh
Dutchavelli’s workrate has been mad
You play fortnite so shush
imtiaz mahebub tm
Bruh imagine playing fort nite and liking grm tunes looool
KALA KOWARAI SHIMBOO true that’s jokes
imtiaz mahebub like my comment
When Dutch goes court, he reads out the Judge's rights.
Looooooooooooooooooooooool
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I heard that when Dutchavelli met John Cena , John Cena could not see Dutchavelli
Underrated comment
@@Salman_.6777 this a underrated comment
BYEEE😭😭
*WHOS HERE BEFORE 1,000,000 VIEWS???* ❄️
no one cares
@Itachi fax
Focus on decent content and stop moving wet for likes
k4 195 fax
Man copied my comment🙄
When dutchavelli eats at a restaurant, the waiters give him a tip
Sounds hella suss ngl
Pause
These comments gettin long now
He is not zlatan
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Dutchavelli might sound scary but hes had a hard life do u know how hard it is to raise 2 parents as a single baby
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂🐐🐐🐐🐐
@@mattiaarmstrongmra3507 COYG
True man too true
😂😂😂 why ain’t this got more likes
Stolen comments from another of his songs
no one gonna talk about B YOUNG , everyone talkin about what Dutch can do
Talk about what? No face no case? The whole part was cringe
No ones talking about DigDat as well
@@user-vx8ge3kk6h don't know what ur on about fam. B young did mad
@@niyazrahman4756 That’s you bro, in my own opinion I think he ruined the whole song he just repeats himself other than his other songs are good
@@user-vx8ge3kk6h ayt bro. U on ur own tho
if dutchavelli’s phone rang in the cinema, they would pause the movie for him
So original 🥴
u copied this u fanny
Official_Blaiz sorry comments inspector
These jokes are so fucking old the funeral already been planned
r0fl :3 ur too funny
Dutch kicked the year 11s ball when he was in year 7
Underrated comment
Best one yet😂😂
oldest one
No that’s v9
We need a vid where dutch reacts to all these comments 😂
Plz
facts 🚫🧢
Why is no one talking about digdat
He finished this beat❄🥶
Facts
Digdat too cold
Facts no capp
💯
Really
Dutch got pulled by feds for speeding, he let them go with a warning.
Mike Thythin you thought that banged inih
Seen this on about 20 other videos
Saw ur comment on instagram @ukdrillings 😭😭
@@Notorious-AP Me too😂
@@Notorious-AP trusss
Who's here for Dutch?
👇🏽
Your mum
Digdat
🗣
Fr the comment ygm I'm gne after digdat
Fuadツ 😂😂😂😂😂
Once Dutchavelli clears his throat, his career is over.
😂😂😂😂
😂🤣 ur dumb 😂
😂
ddm 😂🤣
😭😭😭😭
This beat is unbelievable, big ups to the producer!
DaBeakfreakz
It’s giving March madness
Dutch asks the cashier for ID when he’s buying alcohol
ELZZZ I’ll try to be knid
ELZZZ stfu bot
ELZZZ i’ll report ur channel for bot subs
ELZZZ shuru
When dutchavelli goes swimming the water comes up for air
Copied
Underrated coment
😂😂
I would rated it but you put a laughing emoji yourself
why did u put the emoji afterwardss smhh it coulda been funny
All these dutchavelli memes But aint nobody talking bout How digdat snapped
exactly
Mums bro , digdat smoked dis beat
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Honestly , everyone is just trying to be funny 🙄
Can't look at him the same after what he did to bouncer.. he's cold tho
When Dutch was in yr 7, he’d kick the yr 11’s ball over the fence
Lol
Underrated comment
Here before this blows up
Spl1tzyツ this aged well
the classic comment
Dutchavelli doesn’t shower with water, he just stares at the showerhead until it cries
This reminds me of the darth vader showerhead 😂
Unoriginal but funny
Good one I haven’t heard that one 🤣🤣
😭😭
Best one yet
Digdat: 😬
Dutchavelli: cigarettes for breakfast 🚬
B Young: Give me gyals 💃
🤣🤣🤣
I never thought an emoji would describe someone so well😂😂
eze uzuka 🤣🤣
Digdat with his airforces
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When dutchavelli’s phone rings in the cinema they pause the movie
😂😂
thats a new one 😂😂😂
Used in like the last 3 songs
I have to report you to CZcams for that coment
@@Boss-dz8zn it’s not bro I seen it on all his other ones
Dutch tells his teachers to tuck their shirts in
🤣
This should be too 😂😂😂😂😂
Dutch shouldn’t be near a school
@@olliefrancis3740 😂
@@olliefrancis3740 😭😭😭
When Dutch arrives late to class, the class apologise for being too early
This one is the winner still 🏆
this had me laughing
He is not zlatan
Clean version on my channel ❄❄
Apparently where zebras live there’s a dutchavelli crossing
Y u just repeating comments what a neek
L1zzz fan
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Dutchavelli is one of them people that tells the driving instructor how to drive
🤣🤣
These ain’t even funny anymore🤣
😂
Not funny anymore
B young make the song soooo versatile 👍
Why is Nobody talkin bout digdat his verse cold too❄️❄️
CAUSE he's cold by default no need to even mention
the song just dropped bro chil lool
All about dutch.
Exactly bro
Word Digdat was 🥶 Dutch went in as well
*BIG. TUNE.*
Dutchavelli doesn't rap. He does felonies on a beat
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@Nandos Your a chicken
B Young ❤❤🔥🔥🔥
Whenever it was parents meeting at school Dutchavelli’s teachers brought their parents in
copy
B young flow is actually so lit
but no one gonna see this because the comments are filled with 'dutchavelli is the type of guy to tell his barber he doesnt like the cut'
💯
100%
B young was def the worst on the track
@John Guy m huncho wouldve been better 10x
B young easily the weakest on the track
Santa writes dutch HIS Christmas list.
@RITA [FUCK ME] OPEN MY VIDEO !!! lol STFU NO ONE ASKED PUSSY
@RITA [FUCK ME] OPEN MY VIDEO !!! i can see u got one NOT
It’s a bot why u vex??😂😂
@@Salman_.6777 uno like dat
Tyrone Mcfarlane lok?
1:40 are my favourite two shots in the entire video. Whoever the cameraman is, knows what they are doing.
When Dutch smokes a zoot. The zoot gets high.
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When Dutch features on a tune, 99% of the comments are about him.
Fr 😂
Pop Smoke: run Ricky he running
Dutchavelli: don’t get shot like Ricky
*RIP Ricky*
Doughboy revenged him already.
Who's ricky
U win 😂😂😂😂
@@prodbyjazzy_ boys in the hood movie
In mazza- hell too
B YOUNG!
Wallahi this is coldddddddddd
Your content is shite
Emerge liked ur own comment smh 🤦♂️
@@arminiuzs ur content is worse, so is ur sub count
Slap yourself dumbasss
Ong
When police see Dutch speeding, they fine themselves
copied mine
Adnan sure bro
@@NoName-qy6vx want proof my g?
Adnan come on bro don’t put dirt on my name
Comedian
Dutch doesn’t turn the shower on, he waits for the shower to cry
Ayy this is a good one
Another banger forgotten about
When Dutch goes to the club the bouncers show him their ID
😂😂
Get back to the wilderness fam @TorvestaRS
Tf is ur content
go back to pking birdsnest head 🤧
When Dutch goes to a club everyone has to line up to greet him
When I tried using “Dutchavelli” as my password it said it was “Too Strong”
😂
FFS 🤣🤣
Stolen comment
Mo Abbas allow it ur dads stolen u neek
Perrydplatipus don’t chat u pussyboy
B Young doesn’t get recognition he deserves
Facts
Because gyal think he's peng and mandem are jealous😂😂
I mean don kinda got a song with like nearly 50mil views but whatever ig
Not just him man like DigDat too hahaha
movie /game reviews you’ve said that twice now....
Don’t mind me I’m just here for the dutchavelli comments😂
Me tooo00
For real😂😂😂😂
Op or cop
Eberybody talking about dutch but missing digdats cold part
thats my guy right there bro digdat is the coldest styllll
When dutchavelli catches corona the corona has to self isolate for 14 days
😬👀
DED JOKE STILL 😬
Abdullahi Emli ????
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
Nerf war
Dis one 😭
shut the fuck up with these rinsed jokes now
o. p ojpj. oj.. oio o jpj.. p. o oo. o oo b oboi o. o. i oo o ooh v o oh o hihoh.. oh ov i i. oo i i oh. iio iioioi. o. oo.. b o. V i o h oi i oj ihihh. obo p vioo... oj o p ojo oo o o oi o o hob oj oj b o ov o oi o pv. p i o o ii o b vb. oi bi. Oo o. io o oo ojন ে ে েো৷ ে৷ বে৷ েপ৷ হে ন েজহজেজজন ে েজজে ে ে৷৷ ব ে েপহ৷ েপহপহে ন৷ ে৷ প৷৷৷৷ বব ন েপেহ েেপপ প পন প পেহপপব পহওহেেপহহহনপ প প হহহ পহ হপ পহ নন ে হপ৷ পপহ হ হপ ে প ন৷ জ৷৷ হতে ,
1
Dutch chills under his monster’s bed
Heard at birth Dutch pulled himself out and didn’t even cry
actual nerd
AKN shut up
Akn Shutup u neek
Superb 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@owenmcsweeney6403 pussio
When dutchavelli goes to your house he gives you the WiFi passcode
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
Hsuskdjidodjddididjdudidndbdusksn
Pfffttttttt😂🤣🤣🤣
But i have it already?!
when dutchavelli goes to your house he gives you the wifi psscode
When Dutch was born he named his parents
B Young is the best!
Dutch doesn't walk, he kicks the pavement.
Didn’t bang
@@ajh2675 195 people disagree lol
@@kit2877 ayy my guy
@@cxmacca4445 no problem my guy
When dutchavelli goes to the airport, he pats down the security
They aint funny nomore
@@BM-je5nb They are bro
Dutch use to tell his parents bed time stories when they couldn’t sleep
ELZZZ bro you’re literally everywhere aha
These jokes are old also u copied it so u ain't even original
@@anythinganeverythingclips cheers👊🏻
When dutch was born, the doctor turned to him and asked what would you like to name your parents
💀💀
B going on drill is something I didn’t know I needed
When u hear that “velli” before Dutch’s verse u just know the best part of the song is coming at that moment
Honestly facts
Dutchavelli taxes the government for living in his country
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli comes to your house, you are the guest
When Dutch robs a bank, they apologise for having his money
Best one yet 😂
The bets one 😂😂
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Das facts
😂😂
The teachers are nervous at Dutchavelli’s first day at school
Underrated😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Talha T00nZ fr 💀💀
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Stfu ur not funny
When Dutch goes for testing, Corona has to self isolate 14 days.
Mad ting hahahaha
😂☺️🤣🤣
😭🤣🤣🤣
He's not zlatan
Copied me but okay 🤣🤣🤣
When Dutchavelli makes a spelling mistake the dictionary corrects Itself
copied comment smh
copied comment smh
This is a copied reply smh
Copy comment
This is a copied reply smh
This is a copied reply smh
Copied comment smh
This is a copied reply smh
This is a copied reply smh
This is a copied reply smh
Copied comment smh
This is a copied reply smh
This is a copied replied smh
This is a copied reply smh
This is a copied reply smh
When dutch was born, the doctor turned to his mother and said, “it’s a man”
Looool underrated comment😂😂😂
😂😂😂 best one yet
If u were on time when it dropped u would’ve banged 500+likes 🤣
I don’t know man. Word on the street is that Dutch delivered himself
This comment kinda makes sense compare to the rest
B Young actually went hard on this.
Meh, dutch did
When Dutch crosses the road the cars look both ways
aint herd from duchavelli in long
Science: "Dinosaurs used to exist"
Dutch: "no they didn't"
Science: "okay"
Wtf
@@anythinganeverythingclips stfu
🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂
Watch all the Dutch comments start to roll in...😂😂
Uncle Ruckus 💯
They need to lowe it kmrt
jnwnkz04 Whatever ur talking about that ain’t me, there’s more than one guy on CZcams with this name😂😂
The viewers don't comment about dutch. dutch makes comments about the viewers lol
But they're not funny tho
When dutchavelli doesn’t do his homework the teacher Apologies for setting the work for him
Stop stealing comments bro
@Sshsh HHshsh because it's the same comments every Dutch video😂
everyone talking about dutch but can we give DigDat some credit? One of the most underrated rappers
When Dutchavelli goes to a gym they pay for his membership.
@@anythinganeverythingclips neek
@@suffyc9499 loooooooooooooooooooooool
ELZZZ ima unsub I see you everywhere legit
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he doesn't need to go to the gym
When Dutch goes to the airport he searches the security
Lol
When dutchavelli comes to your house, you're the guest
Legendary😂😂
Best one so far😂
B young😍
The police doesn’t search Dutch, Dutch searches the police
🤣🤣
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BN5 gayyyyy
When dutchavelli goes to the airport he checks the security
Wow you are so funny like wauw why dont you start your own comedyshow? Dickhead
@@BM-je5nb someone ones mad😂
😂😂😂😂😂🎊
@@faraz9289 maybe this angry boy works in the airport 😅
@@shootingbrake945 lool
When Dutchavelli moved out he told his dad “your the man of the house now”
High af and this song is fire
The best thing about having a song with dutch is he can shell on any beat.
Dutch named his parents when he was born.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 these comments too funny...
😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
I tried using “dutchavelli” as my new password but it was “too strong”
10/10 🤣
imagine using someone else's joke
xWrectifyx frrr
Unfunny jk
@@Drew2_busy lmao fax it's not even funny
Who’s listening now 2021 ?