In Germany we don’t say 🇩🇪❄️

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  • @lukasneuhoff6954
    @lukasneuhoff6954 Před rokem +27685

    He is really integrating in German culture 😂😂

    • @Natasha26
      @Natasha26 Před rokem +150

      He did the Jamie Oliver way of adding salt at the end. 😂😂😂

    • @dislike__button
      @dislike__button Před rokem +16

      ​@@Natasha26 ...😐

    • @Natasha26
      @Natasha26 Před rokem +22

      @@dislike__button Cheer up mate. 🤭

    • @SG-lu4uj
      @SG-lu4uj Před rokem +46

      ​@@Natasha26 salt bae*

    • @Natasha26
      @Natasha26 Před rokem +22

      @@SG-lu4uj i watched a recent Jamie Oliver recipe from his channel and he still bends his arm & hand in the shape of a swan when adding salt. He should copyright this! 😂

  • @Hadjer__
    @Hadjer__ Před rokem +10928

    He is more German than Germans themselves

  • @Azyreux
    @Azyreux Před rokem +3544

    In Chicago we say:
    "Hmm this is odd. I don't hear any gunshots."

  • @TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl
    @TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl Před rokem +1298

    I love how the alarm doesn't even has a sound, but still makes him wake up

    • @dominikdobrotic8298
      @dominikdobrotic8298 Před rokem +152

      Of course! You don't want to get a noise complaint!

    • @noraw.2647
      @noraw.2647 Před rokem +135

      Me, a waschechte German, i ALWAYS wake up like ten seconds before the alarm clock, so that I can turn it off instantly without waking anyone else up 😂

    • @emerald_digger5192
      @emerald_digger5192 Před rokem +20

      ​@@noraw.2647 5 min for me even if i had only 4 hours of sleep

    • @TheMassaKiller
      @TheMassaKiller Před rokem +4

      Loool, true - I didn't notice at first xD

    • @BobTheTrueCactus
      @BobTheTrueCactus Před rokem +13

      My alarm clock used to make a tick-soind right before the alarm went of. The tick sound was enough to wake me up.

  • @JackSucksAtCIips
    @JackSucksAtCIips Před rokem +2876

    Die Socken mit Sandalen. Perfekt!

  • @anarchyfork2676
    @anarchyfork2676 Před rokem +1077

    In Australia, we don't say:
    *"Woah, it's really slippery today"*
    In Australia, we say:
    *"The fuck did this weather come from, we’re nowhere near The Blueys”*

    • @oopsydaizi3s824
      @oopsydaizi3s824 Před rokem +26

      Or we just rhetorically ask “far out ,how cold is it?”

    • @SelkieTears
      @SelkieTears Před rokem +36

      in Australia we say 'fuck it's cold'

    • @anarchyfork2676
      @anarchyfork2676 Před rokem +10

      Yes, we do say a variety of things. I think I’ve said both of those already this week bc Melbourne weather is just lovely

    • @mkuc6951
      @mkuc6951 Před rokem

      Oy youse, did you go outside?
      S'fucked.

    • @TheMelbournelad
      @TheMelbournelad Před rokem +1

      @@anarchyfork2676 as a Melbournite, the weather is interesting when the You Yangs are off their meds.

  • @fireschoolbus
    @fireschoolbus Před rokem +198

    How to be a true German
    Don’t check the wether
    Go outside and deal with it

    • @user-ir8er1bh4q
      @user-ir8er1bh4q Před rokem +2

      Irgendwie kann man bei uns auch teilweise nie so viel gegen Kälte machen, wegen dieser Nassen Kälte.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@user-ir8er1bh4q Schnaps hilft

    • @ralfburon6179
      @ralfburon6179 Před 8 měsíci +6

      In Deutschland gibt es kein falsches Wetter, nur falsche Kleidung!

    • @masaokakihara9316
      @masaokakihara9316 Před 4 měsíci +1

      My German Grandma used to tell us.. There's no bad weather, only the wrong clothes.
      She had like the Bible word count worth of German sayings for every little occasion or situation in life. Some didn't make much sense when I was little, because context was missing, but it all makes sense today.

    • @katjuschka9072
      @katjuschka9072 Před 16 dny +1

      ​@@user-ir8er1bh4qhast du keine Allwetterjacke? 😅

  • @happydogger5009
    @happydogger5009 Před rokem +2387

    As a Pole, I would probably just use 5 different swear words

  • @CM-zj9ui
    @CM-zj9ui Před rokem +4991

    This time the smirk at the end is almost invisible. But it's there.🥰😏

  • @shesaiddestroy000
    @shesaiddestroy000 Před rokem +3649

    In Italy we say: Ok, close the schools, there is a climatic hazard

    • @Aurorya
      @Aurorya Před rokem +43

      Same in France especially in the South 😂

    • @berkkaraca3183
      @berkkaraca3183 Před rokem +25

      Same in Turkey 😂

    • @begleegleeeglee9498
      @begleegleeeglee9498 Před rokem +11

      in Romania there are 4 cm snows and 10-15 degrees so you're lucky

    • @justadog551
      @justadog551 Před rokem +7

      Starting to do the same thing here in Texas

    • @tymgames8307
      @tymgames8307 Před rokem +10

      The saddest part that school is no longer closed during such weather. It is changing to online 😵‍💫

  • @karlklopfer
    @karlklopfer Před rokem +15

    Also notice the Salt Bae hand gesture.

  • @duncantones7856
    @duncantones7856 Před rokem +55

    I wish the American medical school I work for had the German work ethic of shoveling and salting before I slipped on campus, cracked the base of my skull, and spent two weeks recovering from soft tissue damage.

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 Před rokem +2

      Did you sue them?

    • @nils9853
      @nils9853 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Isn't this worth 10 Mio $ of compensation?

    • @ohneuntersuchung23
      @ohneuntersuchung23 Před 5 měsíci +1

      😂 Ich muss sofort an unsere Nachbarn denken. Ich hab so ein Horror vor denen, wenn ich die "Räum- und Streupflicht" verpennt hab! Selbst ohne dass die was zu mir sagen. 😅
      Die schippen echt schon bei 1cm, der sowieso gleich wieder wegtaut
      Es ist so unfassbar deutsch, genau wie die verdammte Hausordnung früher.
      Ich liebe dieses Video. 😎

    • @masaokakihara9316
      @masaokakihara9316 Před 4 měsíci +4

      I hope you kept laying there until EMT arrived, having someone documenting the ordeal, while constantly showing off a lot of pain, until you finally sued the living F outta them and now have an assistent typing your thoughts from the luxury of your 5 million mansion.
      Otherwise you missed your one chance to cash in on the Murica legal system...

    • @duncantones7856
      @duncantones7856 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@masaokakihara9316 that is what I should have done. But I am a scientist with fukt priorities that put self 9th in line for the back burner. I was heading into lab to finish and experiment and get data for the boss.

  • @all_in_for_JESUS
    @all_in_for_JESUS Před rokem +2346

    Wenn man morgens um 5 Uhr aufwacht und draußen schon den Nachbarn mit der Schaufel über den Asphalt kratzen hört läuft es einem schon eiskalt den Rücken runter weil man dann weiß dass es geschneit hat und man auch ran muss.

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol Před rokem +80

      Aaaaaber das kleine Kind in einem freut sich dafür über Schnee. Das darf sich dann auch mal austoben 😊

    • @Trekki200
      @Trekki200 Před rokem +102

      ​@@Sophie-vw5olmein Nachbar hat seine kleinen Kinder ( 1-3 Klasse) darauf trainiert, dass die gerne Schnee schippen. Die waren am Wochenende um 22 Uhr unterwegs und die Eltern konnten dann morgens ausschlafen 😂

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol Před rokem +50

      @@Trekki200 hahahaha sehr nice, wenn man n Spiel draus macht klappt das. Sogar noch im Erwachsenenalter, wenn man's schlau macht. Aber dann haben sie ja die Nachtruhe gestört. Kinder verklagen 😈

    • @malinkamia498
      @malinkamia498 Před rokem +24

      Es ist immer Verlass auf den einen Nachbar 🥹🥹 da kann ich beruhigt liegen bleiben.

    • @arcuserarc1201
      @arcuserarc1201 Před rokem +14

      Hatte letztens einen der hatte es um 3 Uhr Nachts gemacht...

  • @mr.napkin7405
    @mr.napkin7405 Před rokem +421

    In Russia we say "Help, I left the house and drowned in the snow"

    • @wwqq0lox
      @wwqq0lox Před rokem +28

      скорее всего покрываем трех этажным матом

    • @plotoyadnaya_rossiyanka
      @plotoyadnaya_rossiyanka Před rokem +41

      I personally say "oy suka blyat, fucking yardmen didn't do their job again"

    • @vickywalker888
      @vickywalker888 Před rokem +1

      lol nope 😅

    • @LongMax
      @LongMax Před rokem

      @@plotoyadnaya_rossiyanka Usually a simple "blyat" is sufficient.

    • @blankblank
      @blankblank Před rokem +17

      In Canada, we say “oh its beautiful out today eh?” Meanwhile its -40

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature Před rokem +128

    The Hasselhoff alarm XD, you're truly integrated into our culture

  • @cDayz
    @cDayz Před rokem +43

    And here in the UK, we say.
    "It's every person for themselves"

  • @c.w.8200
    @c.w.8200 Před rokem +589

    Except Nachtruhe is considered to be between 22 pm and 6 am. I once woke up at 5:30 and proceeded to shovel the snow in front of our house because I would have to do it before school anyway...my parents completely lost their shit and yelled at me for being inconsiderate to the neighbors, I had to apologize to them later but nobody had actually heard anything...

    • @awetistic5295
      @awetistic5295 Před rokem +106

      Our neighbour always räums and streus at 5 am. Every single morning, you can hear the sound of his shovel scratching over the asphalt. Nobody has complained yet, I think everyone secretly admires him.

    • @y.j.758
      @y.j.758 Před rokem +21

      Ein sehr schmaler Grat auf dem man sich da bewegt 😅

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před rokem +25

      Nunja. Schneeglätte ist eine Ausnahmesituation... und - ich könnte mich irren - die wird höher bewertet als die Ruhestörung.

    • @AP-kz8ui
      @AP-kz8ui Před rokem +3

      ​@@robertnett9793 Du irrst dich. Das öffentliche Interesse an freien Straßen ist an 06 Uhr zumutbar.

    • @maxschmidt666
      @maxschmidt666 Před rokem +12

      @@AP-kz8ui Ich vermute mal, wenn du nachweisen kannst, dass du um 6 Uhr schon auf der Arbeit sein musst, dass es dann zumutbar ist, auch früher zu streuen und ggf. die Nachbarn aufzuwecken - nur eine Vermutung.
      Irgendwie finde ich Sicherheit wichtiger als Nachtruhe :D

  • @mentaluntildawn2412
    @mentaluntildawn2412 Před rokem +663

    In Canada we say “She’s greasy out today, boys.”

    • @TommyGuy1111
      @TommyGuy1111 Před rokem +12

      That sounds like something the trailer park boys would say

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax Před rokem +8

      Then we immediately go for a snowboard through the drive-in at Tim Hortons for our morning coffee and donut.

    • @TheAetherleaf
      @TheAetherleaf Před rokem

      Then proceed to chug maple syrup and ride our moose to Tim Hortons while getting bullied by geese

    • @Wishmaster787
      @Wishmaster787 Před rokem

      Way she goes

    • @hryu2336
      @hryu2336 Před rokem

      In Russia we say pizdets nahuii blyad

  • @dennisengelen2517
    @dennisengelen2517 Před rokem +18

    Same in Belgium, you're responsible if someone slips on your ground before your house.

  • @littlesignificance7725
    @littlesignificance7725 Před rokem +44

    As an Australian we say ‘oh, the next ice age has come’

  • @validbutatwhatcost8754
    @validbutatwhatcost8754 Před rokem +123

    I love how in the German language anything that is a task whether or not it has to be done is either an obligation or requirement 😂😂

    • @voodoovixen666
      @voodoovixen666 Před rokem +5

      Yeah, cause no one would feel obligated or required to.

    • @Pfromm007
      @Pfromm007 Před rokem +9

      It beats bitching and complaining, although that is a requirement too.

    • @validbutatwhatcost8754
      @validbutatwhatcost8754 Před rokem +3

      @@Pfromm007 lmao true

  • @irwinrivera5486
    @irwinrivera5486 Před rokem +1028

    The guy creating the German language had to be high
    Edit: Jesus 1k like

    • @jah-jahmarley513
      @jah-jahmarley513 Před rokem +73

      Smoking that Holy Roman Empire

    • @GodsWillingDaughter
      @GodsWillingDaughter Před rokem +16

      Yeah, that sounds like God to me. He is our high and mighty ruler.

    • @lmao9692
      @lmao9692 Před rokem

      Yeah, man. Those Germanic languages are craaazy.
      (This is Satire, dipshits.)

    • @DashOnWaves
      @DashOnWaves Před rokem +9

      Germans are literally living machines. They drive out so many empathetic people from country because of how strict the tradition and expectations are. Berlin and Amsterdam are pretty lax, but in general, Germany is pretty mechanical in nature, and rules and legislations are like butter on toast for them. Its almost insane how weed isnt legal over there. There are tonnes of people who could use it over there

    • @lmao9692
      @lmao9692 Před rokem +32

      @@DashOnWaves Bro they’re asking you to be a good person and clean the streets.

  • @zacheysflip859
    @zacheysflip859 Před rokem +39

    As a Florida man I wouldn’t consider those conditions livable at all😂

    • @Oberbaumbruecke
      @Oberbaumbruecke Před rokem

      😂☃️😜

    • @gabz3872
      @gabz3872 Před rokem +3

      neither would i consider florida s hot temperatures livable at all ^^ cold weather is so much better except you cant do outside activities as much as you can in australia, spain etc.

    • @edithputhy4948
      @edithputhy4948 Před rokem +3

      I read about you in the news Florida man

    • @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim
      @PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim Před rokem +1

      with Death Santis as governor, it’s not like you know any better

    • @markpalmer8083
      @markpalmer8083 Před rokem

      Then you need to get out more.

  • @hbm7350
    @hbm7350 Před rokem +18

    He’s so prepared that he has socks with sandals

  • @lordvalinar774
    @lordvalinar774 Před rokem +194

    The fact this man has David Hasselhoff on his phone makes him 100% German. xD

    • @CrazzyJokerr
      @CrazzyJokerr Před rokem

      David Hasselhoff is one of the most disliked people in germany ... the old generation liked him but they are dead by now

    • @lordvalinar774
      @lordvalinar774 Před rokem +1

      @@CrazzyJokerr 😱Wha-?! Why do they hate him? Was there an incident I'm unaware of? Or just don't like him for no reason other than the memes/tropes? :P

    • @CrazzyJokerr
      @CrazzyJokerr Před rokem

      @@lordvalinar774 he is simply some actor but he an annoying one thats it. And wouldnt you be tired to get told you still like the same stuff your grandparents and parents liked even tho you couldn't care less ?

    • @lordvalinar774
      @lordvalinar774 Před rokem +2

      @@CrazzyJokerr Nope. Because if I couldn't care less, then I wouldn't care what people said what I liked. :P

    • @CrazzyJokerr
      @CrazzyJokerr Před rokem

      @@lordvalinar774 careless about the stuff you supposedly like ... not the accusation... dude

  • @claddagh8nuts
    @claddagh8nuts Před rokem +243

    I live and work in London now. I remember one year I used to work for a German mum. She shovelled away the snow in front of her house in the hopes her lovely English neighbours would follow her example. But not even one person did 😄 she got so annoyed that only her tiny pavement bit was free of snow lol.

    • @juliahengstermann193
      @juliahengstermann193 Před rokem +35

      In germany the homeowner can be sued if the pavement in front of the house isn't shovelled and someone slips and hurts himself.

    • @claddagh8nuts
      @claddagh8nuts Před rokem +7

      @Julia Hengstermann exactly. I remember helping my mum to shovel snow when I was a child. And in England, no one cares 😄

    • @user-ed7et3pb4o
      @user-ed7et3pb4o Před rokem +8

      @@juliahengstermann193 does the homeowner own the pavement? Or is it publicly owned but they have to be forced to maintain it? I’m not saying it’s not a good rule because it is and it makes a lot of sense, but I can’t see it being enforced here:( At least not until it becomes a social obligation again and people are peer pressured into it.

    • @juliahengstermann193
      @juliahengstermann193 Před rokem +2

      @@user-ed7et3pb4o I don't if the homeowner is forced by law, but you have to pay compensation for every injury that people get from the snow/ice on your part of the pavement

    • @UprightBassist
      @UprightBassist Před rokem +6

      @@user-ed7et3pb4o actually, in my little village town, they have machines operated by a company for that, and whenever they pass by a public pavement next to a private property, they lift the snow shovel while they pass by. 😢
      Not even a fair amount of money offered to the Ordnungsamt would ever change that; even the workers would do the job, but they are not allowed by their supervisors. 😳

  • @mrhotcurry
    @mrhotcurry Před rokem +29

    In Canada we don’t say: “woah! It’s slippery today”
    We just don’t care about it. When it’s winter there’s slippery roads almost everywhere

    • @Cafeallday222
      @Cafeallday222 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I’m so happy when a road gets salted

  • @medievalthebucket5248
    @medievalthebucket5248 Před rokem +19

    As a dutchie we’d probably just jump in it out of happiness that we finally have a winter in which it snows (and we’d probably all start skating instead of working)

  • @illestvillain1971
    @illestvillain1971 Před rokem +91

    I like how he sets the alarm to get up and doesn't even need the sound he is the clockwork

  • @c.jarmstrong3111
    @c.jarmstrong3111 Před rokem +70

    Berks with socks in the winter, truly German

  • @Classical_Monke
    @Classical_Monke Před rokem +3

    As a German I clearly agree 🇩🇪🇩🇪😂

  • @durchfallgurgler07
    @durchfallgurgler07 Před 9 měsíci +4

    " Es gibt kein schlechtes Wetter, nur schlechte Kleidung"

  • @Mopsinik
    @Mopsinik Před rokem +263

    es ist Räum und Streupflicht ich werde sie Verklagen!

  • @draconicmeta846
    @draconicmeta846 Před rokem +216

    In Canada we say “ah summer, I love our hot -10”

    • @Nikki7B
      @Nikki7B Před rokem +22

      -5 yesterday in Ontario, and my son is out in shorts and a tee shirt playing badminton lol

    • @philips77778
      @philips77778 Před rokem +1

      Lmao

    • @hill2750
      @hill2750 Před rokem +4

      I'm in Wisconsin, Minnesota and your weather shows up as angry snow men on our maps.

    • @HugoLacchiaOfficial
      @HugoLacchiaOfficial Před rokem

      That's spreading disinformation, I'm from the Caribbean, live in Canada and most summer days are as hot or even hotter than where I'm from!

    • @Tinyfurball
      @Tinyfurball Před 11 měsíci +3

      Y'all can only handle the extreme cold. But wouldn't dare to live in the extreme heat like we have down south. Lmfao

  • @leontineshikukutu7054
    @leontineshikukutu7054 Před rokem +3

    I can’t wait to be in Germany, highly looking forward to it😅❤️

  • @unsmarties2235
    @unsmarties2235 Před rokem +5

    In Canada we say:
    “That’s a lot of ice, can’t wait to play bumper cars!”
    (Our snow cleaning companies don’t clean the roads properly and it legit becomes a bumper car mania, only Canadians will understand)

  • @totesfleisch258
    @totesfleisch258 Před rokem +27

    To one up the german-nes: Using Gritting Salt is forbidden in most Municipalities in Germany and will bring a Fine if caught. Make sure to call them up and ask about local Ruling to prevent having Issues with them.

  • @Eagle_Owl2
    @Eagle_Owl2 Před rokem +104

    Just make sure that it's allowed to use salt in your city, because many cities forbid it for private households since it's bad for the environment. When in doubt, use grit/gravel.

    • @Kaczyfunny
      @Kaczyfunny Před rokem +8

      For that case there are non-salt materials to stop the slips. Like sand or else.

    • @berndost2743
      @berndost2743 Před rokem

      Your mischievous neighbour is probably going to say "Ich werde Sie verklagen!" when he sees you using de-icing salt on the Bürgersteig. Or at least inform the Ordnungsamt.

    • @joker_g7337
      @joker_g7337 Před rokem +23

      Using salt or sand is not allowed in my city. We just remove the snow, leaving only a thin layer of ice. The pathway is even more slippery, but the Law is the Law.

    • @Sophie-vw5ol
      @Sophie-vw5ol Před rokem +7

      ​@@joker_g7337hahaha would be better to just leave the snow so often I guess 😂😂😂

    • @AP-kz8ui
      @AP-kz8ui Před rokem +5

      Das ist nirgends erlaubt für Privatpersonen. Und Sand schon mal gar nicht. Nur Kiesel.

  • @katzensindweich3505
    @katzensindweich3505 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Your bits never fail to crack me up. My boss is German and I have German roots 😂

  • @killysilence8293
    @killysilence8293 Před rokem +3

    Simple explanation: We don't care about who gets hurt. We only care about who is getting SUED! So we have laws for everything.

  • @lordebe5479
    @lordebe5479 Před rokem +29

    As a German I can confirm, one of my biggest fears is sleeping too long, while I have to räum and streu and my neighbors get mad

    • @mojo9583
      @mojo9583 Před rokem +1

      Or put the Mülltonne back in late after they emptied it.

  • @athena3016
    @athena3016 Před rokem +141

    In Virginia, we say, “Shut it down guys, there’s a snowflake.”

    • @Frei_Raum
      @Frei_Raum Před rokem +9

      Same in Northern Germany 😄 Plus total chaos on the streets when there are 3 cm of snow.

    • @MaxMuller0
      @MaxMuller0 Před rokem +6

      @@Frei_Raum it‘s because in recent years, there hasn‘t been much snow. People don‘t know how to deal with snow anymore.

    • @Frei_Raum
      @Frei_Raum Před rokem +4

      @@MaxMuller0 That's the sad truth.

    • @QueenOfDarknes5
      @QueenOfDarknes5 Před rokem +1

      That's the winter slogan of the Deutsche Bahn

    • @GiodyneSTG
      @GiodyneSTG Před rokem

      I live in Fairfax VA, can confirm

  • @Jscon864
    @Jscon864 Před rokem +8

    I’m so glad he graduated and got a degree as a professor. Love to see him getting better.

    • @davidparkersteyn2666
      @davidparkersteyn2666 Před rokem +1

      Uhhh... You don't graduate as a professor. You can get a doctorate (Phd) and work your way through the ranks to professor, but you don't graduate as a professor.
      Unless you had a somewhat obfuscated point which I missed 🤔

    • @waltervondervogelweide4638
      @waltervondervogelweide4638 Před 11 měsíci

      @@davidparkersteyn2666 he's making a joke implying that the video creator has become even more immersed in German culture, as if he had studied it like a professor

    • @masaokakihara9316
      @masaokakihara9316 Před 4 měsíci

      A professoral position isn't something you aquire through a graduation or test process, you are being called into it, by the University board, after (hopefully) meeting all needed standards.

  • @monikaeagles9227
    @monikaeagles9227 Před rokem +2

    I'm convinced every German has a pair of those shoes in their household (My grandparents are german)

  • @Lakin3
    @Lakin3 Před rokem +61

    That's David Hasselhoff at 5am. Great.

  • @viomint7162
    @viomint7162 Před rokem +125

    Not gonna lie, I went home from a birthday party at 4am and one of neighbours was already eliminating the snow which stopped falling 30 minutes before. The next day I woke up at 12 o clock and had to swipe off the snow of my corner house.The snow was hard to get rid off because a lot of people already walked over it. I swear something german suddenly activated in me because now I will never sweep off my snow that late again. Räum- und Streupflicht.

    • @arturkraus2162
      @arturkraus2162 Před rokem +5

      12 is way too late, my friend. In most cities, the Räum- & Streupflicht starts at 7 (at 9 on weekends).☝🏼 This is the law (it actually is).

    • @SuperJuvexxx
      @SuperJuvexxx Před rokem

      @@arturkraus2162 krautenwagen?

  • @jaimedreamsx
    @jaimedreamsx Před rokem +2

    In Arizona we say:
    "Thank God, a break from the heat."

  • @Figeroux
    @Figeroux Před rokem +3

    He even woke up and looked German.

  • @colinbaldwin3833
    @colinbaldwin3833 Před rokem +101

    As an Englishman I’m liking Germany more and more.

    • @Winona493
      @Winona493 Před rokem +6

      I (German) love you!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @impactframes6514
      @impactframes6514 Před rokem +5

      I gotta visit sometime.
      Edit: I had a layover flight in Frankfurt, does that count? 😭

    • @AlexandraVioletta
      @AlexandraVioletta Před rokem +1

      Awww. 😁

    • @HelpToFindHappyness
      @HelpToFindHappyness Před rokem +1

      💓 Heartfelt

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable Před rokem +6

      @@impactframes6514 joke aside (german efficiency ya feel me) frankfurt doesnt count.
      together with berlin its one of the least "german" german cities.
      if you want to see or experience the little things he notices and talks about, you're probably better off in a smaller more rural city, because people still have traditions there.
      also you need to know what type of "germany" you want to see -
      oktoberfest germany (go to munich)
      "hochdeutsch" germany (go to some city in the middle, but ngl, they all suck, especially hannover)
      "tourist" germany (go to baden-würtemberg, its nice there)
      "modern" germany (hamburg köln berlin)
      or "real" germany, for which you'd have to stay here at least for 3 months, preferrably once in the north and once in the south and live in a so called "kaff", which is any small boring settlement from 3-50000 peope, depending on who you ask.

  • @JustPyroYT
    @JustPyroYT Před rokem +926

    Wer die räum- und Streupflicht nicht ehrt, ist das ausrutschen wert.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSevien
    @TheSevien Před rokem +1

    I support waking up and seeing the top of your personal list for motivation

  • @revoke1992
    @revoke1992 Před rokem +11

    the silent alarm is the underrated part here😭

  • @jennifermiller7986
    @jennifermiller7986 Před rokem +16

    It was Hasselhoff for me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @misscrouch
    @misscrouch Před rokem +130

    The picture of David Hasselhoff though...he has truly turned into a German.

  • @theJenny.
    @theJenny. Před rokem +14

    In Russia we don't say:
    "Woah!It is really slippery today!"
    We say:
    "Oh, it is really warm outside today!Just -30°C!"

  • @darktoranaga
    @darktoranaga Před rokem +1

    Exactly what I and my neighbors did this morning in Romania. I think (I'm not sure about this) that you are liable for injuries that happen in front of your house if you don't clean the snow. It might apply only to companies and institutions, though. We do it because it's the normal thing to do, not because of any legal obligation.

  • @thisonecottacoregirl298
    @thisonecottacoregirl298 Před rokem +622

    In Poland we don't say:
    "Woah! It is really slippery today"
    We say:
    "Kurwa, ja pierdole!"
    Love ur channel btw ❤️

    • @Lumberjack_56
      @Lumberjack_56 Před rokem +11

      Masz rację 😂😂

    • @geraltzrivii1268
      @geraltzrivii1268 Před rokem +6

      Prawda
      Fr

    • @user-hx4mv7qv5d
      @user-hx4mv7qv5d Před rokem +6

      There is no country in which a normal person won't say a F-word in that occasion 😂

    • @geraltzrivii1268
      @geraltzrivii1268 Před rokem +8

      @@user-hx4mv7qv5d but fr in poland f-word is using LITERALLY IN EVERY occasion
      when you are happy
      when you are angry
      hungry, sad, broken etc.
      I'm not joking seriously in every occasion

    • @user-hx4mv7qv5d
      @user-hx4mv7qv5d Před rokem +3

      @@geraltzrivii1268 yeah in ukraine the same

  • @mastanqasimi7984
    @mastanqasimi7984 Před rokem +2

    As German myself i can confirm that we do this!

  • @devenrivera5842
    @devenrivera5842 Před rokem +1

    Respect to him, actions speak louder than words.

  • @indrinita
    @indrinita Před rokem +48

    He even did the salt bae thing at the end 😂

  • @infamous3952
    @infamous3952 Před rokem +69

    i have fond memories of being 5 and trying to clear the garden during christmas. man i love germany

    • @senseishu937
      @senseishu937 Před rokem +1

      Do other countries not clear their driveways too? We do it all the time in America...

    • @infamous3952
      @infamous3952 Před rokem

      @@senseishu937 yeah but i live in britain now and it hardly ever snows. there was a LOT of snow that one christmas.

  • @tdm3bros
    @tdm3bros Před rokem +1

    Update in Germany: Away with the snow

  • @missfeliss3628
    @missfeliss3628 Před rokem +6

    love this !!! my granpa was born in germany.... i grew up loving being so germanic like that... early to bed , early to rise, 3 balanced healthy meals a day. even at sleepovers id try to go to bed at a reasonable time. i enjoyed living like that and having a germanic mentality of efficiency and functionality and expecting optimal performance of myself ... i was an excellent student and ballerina and violin player and figure skater.... never felt stressed....got many academic awards... then i broke and got some pretty severe psychological problems... a type of ocd....
    lol..... but i think i may turn my life around finally ... i think ive found a way to stop obsessing over concepts i dont agree with...i used to be confident...then the world beat it out of me.... im working on my body and my mind.... trying to get my confidence back that i can overcome any negativity i hear .... my identity is more powerful and exudes love and power....and this is all i need.. this is where my life comes from...not all these external accomplishments

  • @RuffinItAB
    @RuffinItAB Před rokem +3

    As a Canadian, we just skate everywhere

  • @mydogisthecutestdontfightme

    He literally had to go to a field of some kind to find proper snowy ground xD

    • @KxNOxUTA
      @KxNOxUTA Před rokem

      True! We've got a colder winter only all 4-ish years. At least in the flat parts of Germany. A very different story in the mountains, though they, too, start to experience more lack of snow now!

  • @shailajhanatarajan
    @shailajhanatarajan Před rokem +1

    "Räum-und Streupflicht" 😂

  • @graceku6648
    @graceku6648 Před rokem

    I like how he woke up like he wasn't asleep the whole time 😅

  • @sambal777
    @sambal777 Před rokem +7

    Holy shit i didnt know Germans had perfected the technique of waking up from a silenced alarm.

  • @KenshiroPlayDotA
    @KenshiroPlayDotA Před rokem +117

    Lemme guess, his alarm clock must sound something like... :
    One wintry morning some 20 mins ago, I had clearing obligation.
    I had everything to season the road, but salt, there was none.
    I've been looking for Salt Bae,
    I've been looking for so long...

    • @aleksitjvladica.
      @aleksitjvladica. Před rokem

      Noob, why do you play Drow Ranger?

    • @neinnein9306
      @neinnein9306 Před rokem +1

      Preußens Gloria !

    • @HelpToFindHappyness
      @HelpToFindHappyness Před rokem

      I've been looking for freedom
      _checking_ ah, this' what you meant 🙄

    • @KenshiroPlayDotA
      @KenshiroPlayDotA Před rokem +1

      @@HelpToFindHappyness
      ...
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      Still the search goes on
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Since I left my home bed
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Still he can't be found
      I headed down the track,
      Snow shovel on my back
      I left the city far behind
      Slipping down that road,
      With my heavy load,
      Trying to find some peace of mind
      Wifey said: "You'll be frozen, Liam,
      If you leave our home this way
      And when you realize,
      The Salt Bae money buys,
      He'll come running here someday"
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      I've been looking for so long
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      Still the search goes on
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Since I left my home bed
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Still he can't be found
      I met a lot of dews,
      From the nose to ooze,
      Travelling across the land
      Worked on a path,
      Got some muscle in my arms
      But still I am not a salty man
      I feel the run for many hours to come
      I'll be searching door to door
      And given some time
      Some day I'm gonna find
      The Salt Bae
      I've been searching for
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      I've been looking for so long
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      Still the search goes on
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Since I left my home bed
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Still he can't be found
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      I've been looking for so long
      I've been looking for Salt Bae,
      Still the search goes on
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Since I left my home bed
      I've been looking for Salt Bae
      Still he can't be found
      I think I nailed the song that unites Germany in the winter. :D

  • @Player1the1st
    @Player1the1st Před rokem +5

    In Germany we say: “Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    Und das heißt
    Erika
    Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
    Wird umschwärmt
    Erika
    Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit
    Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    Und das heißt
    Erika
    In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein
    Und das heißt
    Erika
    Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
    Und mein Glück
    Erika
    Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht
    Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    Und das heißt
    Erika
    In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
    Und das heißt
    Erika
    Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
    Schaut's mich an
    Erika
    Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut
    "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
    In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
    Und das heißt
    Erika”

  • @bubblexeditz13
    @bubblexeditz13 Před rokem

    I’m from Germany 🇩🇪 And he is being the most German he can be 👍

  • @jeanettju4986
    @jeanettju4986 Před rokem +13

    Ja Du bist ein perfekter German💯👍♥️

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 Před rokem +26

    We say:
    "Vorsicht ist die Mutter der Weisheit."

    • @home2727
      @home2727 Před rokem

      Vorsicht ist die Mutter der Porzellankiste.

    • @DeutschlandX
      @DeutschlandX Před rokem +16

      Nein!
      We say: vorsichtig ist die Mutter der Porzellankiste!

  • @charles.e.g.
    @charles.e.g. Před 11 měsíci +1

    This is basically my entire childhood.

  • @user-oo2iz7qo4w
    @user-oo2iz7qo4w Před 14 dny

    Απίστευτο!Το αγαπημενο μου για τη φετινη γιουροβιζιον για να μην πω για ολες!Ο,τι πιο ομορφο κ ποιοτικο εχει δωσει ποτε χωρα στο διαγωνισμο!12 points from Greece 🇬🇷 for ❤ this piece or ART!! Grand!!!

  • @iamayanakuzunoha430
    @iamayanakuzunoha430 Před rokem +12

    German beauties are made of tough, virtuous stuff. It must be a national trait.

  • @amarkh2306
    @amarkh2306 Před rokem +42

    Bro really just did the salt bae 💀👍

    • @h_ass_an
      @h_ass_an Před rokem

      If you look closely at his left arm when he was about to slip in the beginning, you can see that he also did the H*tler

  • @KiraNazena
    @KiraNazena Před 5 dny

    Omg. That sound. Not living at my parents house anymore, but whenever I hear that sound in winter I'm instantly wide awake 🤣.

  • @hdtvcamera1
    @hdtvcamera1 Před rokem +1

    Having lived in Germany. You won't find a stranger work ethic anywhere else.

  • @newqan9686
    @newqan9686 Před rokem +9

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Kazakhstan: Hooray, ice! Oh, did I slip and fall? let's take another ride on the slippery ice! (even the sidewalks are covered with ice - you can skate anywhere). 😅

  • @pandaman1331
    @pandaman1331 Před rokem +18

    We don't say anything, we just act and let our work speak for us.

    • @Lau_rii
      @Lau_rii Před rokem +3

      So ist es. Fängt einer an zu schippen haben alle anderen ein schlechtes Gewissen und kommen auch nach und nach raus 🙈

    • @hairymansucker2532
      @hairymansucker2532 Před rokem

      Remember the 2 world wars your grandpa's started and the holocaust? We Remember

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 Před měsícem

      Solang es funktioniert ​@@Lau_rii

  • @martinmichaelzaremski9059

    As a German I didn’t understand what he said in the end 😂

  • @Private_Kowalski_
    @Private_Kowalski_ Před rokem +1

    In Germany doctors don't say "your medicine is $54" we say "Uber ready"

  • @internationalexpansion_kr

    That joyous feeling when you wake up to the sound of snowplough scraping on tarmac & know you get a free work out in the fresh air today...

  • @ystarr..l0ve
    @ystarr..l0ve Před rokem +1

    In England, we say: It's not even that cold, just run the 16000 miles, you'll be fine!

  • @fionarasquinha7820
    @fionarasquinha7820 Před rokem +5

    And Australians say… Wait! It dOseN’T SnOw HeRe

  • @sonjak6495
    @sonjak6495 Před rokem +18

    In Germany we don't say: Nice video!
    We say:
    ERSTER!11!!!!1

  • @darcyflowers8771
    @darcyflowers8771 Před rokem +75

    I am honestly shocked that people don't care to salt(?) the streets in England. Als deutsche will ich alle anzeigen 😩

    • @daniellatheczarina2u915
      @daniellatheczarina2u915 Před rokem +6

      I couldn't agree more. I think the culture here is to not think it's their problem

    • @lll-xo6nk
      @lll-xo6nk Před rokem

      Granulat würde ebenso funktionieren, aber nur geräumt reicht auch.
      Salz ist Mist...

    • @tarananajaika
      @tarananajaika Před rokem +15

      Well, it's not ideal for the environment to salt the whole country.

    • @mariolucht
      @mariolucht Před rokem +4

      ​@@tarananajaika you obv don't salt the entire country, just roads and pathways, and this contributes to avoiding traffic accidents and people getting hurt.

    • @tarananajaika
      @tarananajaika Před rokem +6

      @@mariolucht If you want to read up on it, there is way too much salt, literally tons of it, that get put on the street and then washed into the ground. It's actually such a problem, so some towns don't allow to put salt on the pavement.

  • @Mirai-nt2tk
    @Mirai-nt2tk Před rokem

    "A capivara aqui tem CPF e paga imposto" KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @birgit4314
    @birgit4314 Před rokem +1

    Ja, Schnee und Eis muss um 7 Uhr geräumt sein 😂❄️🫶

  • @barmbyarmy1234
    @barmbyarmy1234 Před rokem +9

    We say:SONNTAGS IST LKW FAHRVERBOT!

  • @TheKeeeks97
    @TheKeeeks97 Před rokem +28

    How to wake up a whole street in Germany: Get up at 5 a.m. and walk on the pavement with your snow shovel. This sound wakes up everyone, believe me. I did this for fun in summer and after two minutes, the light was switched on in almost every house. :D

    • @helenebach3440
      @helenebach3440 Před rokem +2

      schlecht isolierte Fenster :-)

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Před rokem +4

      @@helenebach3440 Nene - dieser Sound funktioniert auf einem anderen Level. Der kratzt direkt an deiner Seele ohne den Umweg über die Ohren zu machen.
      So gut kannst du deine Fenster gar nicht isolieren...

    • @DeutschlandX
      @DeutschlandX Před rokem +2

      Meine Nachbarn stehen einfach mit mir auf, und wir schieben alle zusammen den Schnee 😅!
      und zwar schön pünktlich um 5:00Uhr und keine Minute früher oder gar später!!

  • @RHRH895
    @RHRH895 Před rokem +1

    In Germany also don’t talk about ‘WW2 guy’

  • @mitachiuchiha1426
    @mitachiuchiha1426 Před 3 měsíci

    OMG I am laughing my butt off.. its SO TRUE! The crrrrkkk.. every freaking morning in a snowy winter x'D I cant.. ♥

  • @dulguunch089
    @dulguunch089 Před rokem +3

    If i ever have a roommate that instantly gets up after 1 alarm and opens his eyes with a thousand mile Vietnam stare i'd move countries

  • @feederdiaries4862
    @feederdiaries4862 Před rokem +5

    I live in America but have lots of German in me, these are making me laugh so much, and I so see where I get many characteristics. Now let me slide on my Birkenstocks to take my dogs out in the snow.

    • @Brasil66
      @Brasil66 Před rokem

      Where in America, there lots of countries around here?

  • @Falcodevienna
    @Falcodevienna Před rokem

    You are getting to it mate 🇩🇪 Junge ich bin so stolz auf Dich

  • @sharpshooterms14brad92
    @sharpshooterms14brad92 Před rokem +1

    Bro got the Jesus Sandals and socks on like a real Eskimo

  • @Fungaly
    @Fungaly Před rokem +6

    When you move to Germany you have pay a weekly tax of a portion of your soul until you are unable to find joy in anything but beer.

  • @ME-ml6xp
    @ME-ml6xp Před rokem +6

    Love Germany.