Cooking a Medieval Times Meal (feat. my best friend) - Chaotic Kitchen: Episode 2 | Brittany Broski
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- čas přidán 18. 03. 2021
- PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE: MY BEST FRIEND TAYLOR! for any Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament stans...this is for you, baby
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Music Creds:
Track Name: "www is a thing"
Music By: Dj Quads
Brittany was supposed to be everyone’s favorite southern lunch lady but she defied the odds and transformed into god
AHHH
this is the best comment i have ever seen
the wording of this is making me lose it
i read transcended the lines and turned into god bye
i cant 🙏
“there isn’t a single vegetable on this plate” ma’am you’re holding a potato
they r eating tomato soup , corn and potatoes 😭😭😭
Potato's are a part of the deadly nightshade family.
Potato and corn are starches, tomatoes are fruit
@@KnAtiOn12 tomatoes are a fruit vegetable, they are the fruit of the plant, they are only fruit by technicality.
😭😭😭😭😭
I love the vibe of this video it feels like we're all just hanging out and you lift me by my throat sometimes
WHAT
LMFAO
The thought of getting thrusted by the throat by Brittany while she microwaves a potato
HAHAHAHHAHA
HELP ME WHATTT
I am in tears watching two strangers microwave corn and potatoes.
LMAO
Same
Brittany walked so Billie Eilish could run with that hair
Except billies hair has been like that for a long time but shes been wearing a wig
@@dawsonh2637 it’s a joke 🧍🏽♀️
@@dawsonh2637 shes only been blond for a month or two 💀
@@dawsonh2637 lmao.. okay, it’s still accurate
@@dawsonh2637 why the hell is that dogs eyes so small
a medieval times bachelorette party would SLAP
My roommate had his bachelor party there and apparently it did slap
I went there recently and a guy there was having his bachelor party. The guy reading the messages/announcements was like "Really? You picked this? Guys fighting in tights?" It was great
Idea stolen...well not yet, but the next one I have for a friend ur idea is gonna be 🔥
i just scrolled to say that i would seriously commit crime to go to it
Taylor: bussy
Brittany: cussy
My brain: cornt
When she said cussy I lost if
It
my family went to medieval times every year for my sisters birthday, i miss screaming like an absolute barbarian. theres something so freeing about it. better than team sports, i'll say it
@@bmth607 or gladiator fights
microwaving a single raw potato wrapped in plastic is the most american thing ever
as a european I am scared
don’t you dare assume all Americans are like this lmfao bestie asked if medieval times were before or after christ- WE DONT CLAIM THEM lmfaooo
@@jillianc7485 as one who does not claim them..... You need to speak for the crime that was whatever that budlight was.... Is that.... Clam and tomato flavoured beer?..... Or?...
@@drakmaaaaa2729 sis i literally have never seen that in my life lmfaooo if i had to guess, it’s just a pre-made bloody mary but i don’t know WHY they would drink that lol america actually has some really good IPAs
@@drakmaaaaa2729 that’s Clamato, yes it is clam and tomato, and I’ve never met a single person willing to drink it
“we miss medieval times” I was like girl how old are you?? like u were born 1562
Ahhh I wanna go back to medieval times the plague was so fire 😫 omg memories 😌💔😣
@@sofian8999 not the plaguekshshs
that's full on renaissance tho🥴
I mean if we really think about it, we’re living through medieval times bc of the whole covid thing getting way out of hand.
@@icecreamwasabi honey no 💀💀💀
Brittany I know you'll never see this but it's so important to me that you know that the man announcing the knights in your flashback videos at medieval times is my literal father and I'm losing my goddamn mind
My fav moments from this work of culinary art:
1:24 - HUZZAHHH
5:32 - Sexy Dinoco Car Tangent
9:49 - The Cussy
12:53 - Cheers *slaps chicken on garlic bread*
You forgot the “IT IS” at 7:58
I keep coming back to this video just for this moment
“This is 350 calories”
“That means nothing to me”
Lmaoo me
you could either eat that or 3.5 granola bars
@@london2518 or both
Taylor talking about a TIME PERIOD: “I’m not good at geography” LOL
i mean, shes american✨👏🦉
that was the joke
@@mxnika_ wow, really???? I had NO idea
PLEASE IK I WAS WONDERING HOW NO ONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABT THISSSS
@@TaylorMalantonioTV it wasn't that spectacular to point it out honestly
I love that Brittany's impulse to buy random drinks is a genuine personality trait she has
And it led to her claim to fame!
When she asked if medieval times were before or after christ part of me died a little
same 💀
i don't think you understand how incredibly validating it is to see your high school footage of Medieval Times.... my comfort place
Why are we all thinking the same thing
she's literally the same and we live for it
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
I swear to fucking GODDDD midwest life 😂
Every year my school took the 8th grade class to medieval times, and I was so excited to go since my sister had such a good time. But when I got to 8th grade the school decided to stop going. We were the first class that didn't go 😭
Brittany asserts dominance over other people by burping right after the other person has burped and even louder
@@tachisme or she just starts yelling in an extremely southern accent
or maybe she shakes her mullet and belts *wHERE ARe yOuU*
*announces fart then proceeds to fart loudly*
Whispers, “I’m sorry.”
🤣😂💀
I’m in tears
medieval times was out of budget for my elementary school so the local highschool put on a fake version and it was absolutely traumatizing
I've been laughing at the way Brittany says "HAAZZAAAAA" in the highschool video for like ten minutes help
SAME
PLEASE voice act in a movie but every single character is voiced by just you, Brittany.
She could be the Seth Macfarlane of this generation.
YESSSSSSS
this
No but could you imagine if Brittany and Stanzi did a collab?
"When were the Medieval Times? Before Christ or after? I'm not good at geography." Same
Brittany: “There are no vegetables on this plate.”
Everyone: Corn, potato, tomato
@@bmth607 CORN IS FRUIT???
@@funkunko technically yes since the kernels I believe are the seeds, and I believe to be classed as a veggie there has to be a lack of seeds. Even odder is that strawberries aren’t berries, neither are blackberries, but tomatoes? Bananas? Pumpkins? Those are all berries
Tomato is a fruit 😌
Watching this during my English lecture is giving me life
congrats f8rst comment
@@thatoneangryalexa oop... 😅😹
@@isaacbell3274 ... are you in my English lecture cause I am too
@@sabarilavellan3186 I- we truly are something else 😹
Omfg same!
i love how brittanys sense of humor hasn’t seemed to change much since high school
This video is what dreams are made of.... I died the entire way through hahahaha, I also wish New Zealand had Medieval Times
9:14
I will now forever say "bloody shit check' every time my hemorrhoids act up
How do these ,,productive day in my life” videos don’t get me out of bed but Brittanys peepee poopoo humor does
lmaooo same! i think cuz it’s a million times more attainable
@@bronwyn2380 it is!!!
exactly!!! i have been postponing showering for days and after i watched this video i immediately got up and showered, i love her
bc productivity boring, brittany funny. not productive bc sad, not bc don't know how, when happy, have motivation. i'm high
Same it's a great way to start the day
Brittany there’s literally a Dolly Parton themed version of the medieval times in gatlinburg, tn. It’s called Dixie stampede and it’s everything
HUH
YEAAASS THE DIXIE STAMPEDE
I need to go there that sounds lit.
^ brittany needs to know ... less she already do
it is now my quest to venture to this place...this mystical land.
everything in this is SO AMERICAN to me. if it's allways like this I'm moving there as soon as I can
Yes it is always very chaotic and we are a shit show
The speed at which Brittany switches between characters gives me whiplash
Never thought “corn bussy” would be a term I’d have to hear 😭😭😭😭😭
@Jade Showers ive seen too much, this is enough internet for a lifetime
To me, nothing says America like opening up a franchise of medieval-themed dinner and jousting shows where the goal is to be authentic to the time period, only to serve potatoes, corn and tomatoes.
YES. I've always had that gripe about Medieval Times like... ma'am those crops did not even exist in Europe until 1492 at the _earliest_
what else are they supposed to serve ? dirty water ? hard unseasoned meat ? the plague?
@@kyyomilo There are plenty of vegetables native to Eurasia, but tomatoes, corn, and potatoes are not among them. Peas, broad beans, carrots, turnips, cabbage, fennel, onions, eggplant, beets/chard etc.
Haha well maybe the point isn't actually to be authentic to the time period but instead to be authentic to our wildest dreams
@@valaya.3 that’s WHatT ThNxGiViNg is All abOut !!!
Watching Brittany attempt to spread butter with a Santoku knife for so long that she had to speed up the footage made me genuinely concerned
I literally cannot believe that this video is 2 years old. I still rewatch it and it cracks me up every time. Brittany is my new Jenna Marbles. Love ya❤
Y’all ever watch Brittany’s vids and think, “damn she’s living her truth, what a goddess”
all the damn time 😌
this whole video feels like trying not to wake up your parents while in the kitchen at 3 am
✨sleepover on a school night vibes✨
9:42 - me pulling the hair out of my butt after a shower
no because this sent me flying
HELPPPPP
I like to imagine that Sarah is in the other room with her gf and they periodically just hear "cLaMaTa TaMaTa"
i know this comment is two years old but i gotta say, i think this is taylor's apartment lmao
I feel like if I met Brittany in real life, the sheer energy of her presence would vaporize me
so fire
I felt like I won the lottery when I got one of the jousting performers autograph after the show fjskdnsks
MEEEEE OR THE ROSE THEY THROW TO THE CROWD
@@Brittany_Broski AND THAT 3 DOLLAR SASH THAT THE KNIGHTS GIVE OUT AT THE END THAT SAY YOU’RE THE QUEEN BITCH
the fact that brittany and taylor still friends warms my heart because a lot of people end up separating after high school
"was medieval times before or after christ?" "im bad at geography" 😭😭
Me: trying to actively reduce the plastic I use and buy unnecessarily in my daily life and find alternatives
America: ima wrap one single po ta ter and label it
Frrrrre
This is major high school friends energy
I put this video to try to fall asleep to.. big mistake, I was wide awake laughing my ass off💀💀
Brittany singing to a microwaved potato wrapped in plastic is the type of relationship I want.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers medieval times
“we really miss midevil times” girl i though you were really gonna act like you were in midevil times for 20 minutes
Something about this comment just cracks me up
Maybe it's "midevil times", maybe it's my clinical depression.
SAME I GOT DOJA CAT LIVE FLASHBACKS
HAHA
@@RealBurzum44 MATE I'M FUCKIN CREASING AT THIS COMMENT F U C K
Taylor saying her intrusive thoughts out loud sends me omg 😂😂😂
brittany gives me old school youtuber vibes in the most comforting funny modern sense
The energy in this video is unhinged and unmatched. We live
We Stan
WHY DID Y’ALL JUST HEAT UP THE CORN IN A MICROWAVE??? IN THE HUSK????? IM SCREAMING
I literally thought the husk was going to catch fire but then it was fine but then they followed it up with PLASTIC COVERED POTATO WHAT
To make popcorn.
Something about brittneys friend putting corn in the microwave is so iconic y’all don’t even know
I absolutely adore Brittany , it hurts me everyday that she doesn’t know I exist
Nobody:
Brittany: “Dynaco the blue car from cars SHEXEH”
this friendship just makes sense
The beginning of this video is my favorite thing ever. Her reaction to Faye barking is like she's shocked that others can hear/perceive her. She looks like she's spent the last 10 years being invisible and suddenly someone can see her
My teacher is literally currently the queen at medieval times
how was it
Once in college my hostel friends and I had a fake fight in a class group chat and broke our dorm hallway mirror while battling with pool noodles at 3 am, all of us completely sober. BUT THIS IS SUCH UNHINGED ENERGY I cant-
i love the unhinged energy of the wrapped russet potato in taylors hands like 🤲
This was literally what my small, rural town family fed me everyday growing up.
oh god oh god i wasn't prepared for the fart, im crying
the way that i consume every bit of content that brittany puts out i love her so much
bestie it’s too early i can’t handle this
This is my comfort video
"This does not feel right (...) I am farting"
MOOD
My new official dream in life is to go to medieval times and thank you for that
IT IS SO FUN
9:09 my sides are literally in pain from laughing so hard
9:14 Brittany has a tooty time!
THE STONE COLD VOICE IM HOLLERING
12:13 IS SENDING ME. IVE BEEN DYING FOR 10 MINS
Oh yay we love crisis Britney
That honey buns energy is relatable
12:26 “Ye Olde Grilled Cheese” band name, called it
It was just enough for her to be providing for us the FART history series. It’s a blessing and a half to know that she’s also doing a cooking series. Truly a woman with skill beyond her years.
brittany: not a single vegetable on this plate but i would recommend this meal
taylor: isn't corn a vegetable?
brittany: idk
taylor: aren't potatoes vegetables?
brittany: probably
"This is 350 calories"
"That means nothing to me"
M O O D
Things you could only ask your best friend: "does whey protein make you shit your pants?" 😭😭😭
The amount of CHAOS in this video is breathtaking🍗🧈🌽🥔🥫
Aren't we gonna talk about how Britney cut her hair and 5 days later Billie Eyelish got the same haircut
whenever brittany uses her medieval accent I get flashbacks of Mercutio from the Romeo and Juliet movie
6:55 best moment
Brittany makes me feel like a well adjusted human adult and that scares me LMAO
Andrea russet sang to the tune of “where are you christmas” is what did me in
“GRAB HER BY THE FIST!” ~thomp~ lmao 8:33
I don't know why but I'm getting a rhett and link dynamic vibe from these two, especially at 11:30
The weed canister on the counter really adds to the ambiance of this whole video
"Corn bussy"
"Cussy"🌽
i hate that i read this with my own two eyes thank you 😊
brittany goes bORDERLINE just borderline over the top with her jokes so perfectly each time i can't not laugh
Oh my god, this combined with the medieval times vlog made me laugh so hard I literally had Tears down my face and almost had an actual asthma attack 💀💀💀 idk what y’all put in this video but I could not stop laughing god almighty
“How would somebody from medieval times heat up a chicken” . girl
We stan the fact they’re listening to the nbhd while doing this
and her sweatshirt 👏
i’ve been a stan for 7+ years and this makes me BEYOND happy 🥲
7:24 HONEYBUNS!!!!!!! SHUT!!!!
I remember our knight dying first, but we cheered so damn loud they brought him back for us. It was ✨magical✨
brittany i rlly hope you know this already, but as a tennesseean i want you to know that in TN and MO too there is the same equivalent to Medieval Times called The Dolly Parton Stampede, you would love it js
This video literally made me feel like I was in the room with my two best friends having a laugh with you guys. So wholesome lol
Her liking the blue dinoco car from cars is so on brand
The fact that I used to work at medieval times lost my job due to covid and seeing this video brought me so much joy I miss it so much if I ever served u I wouldve literally died on the SPOT AH