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  • @davidg9165
    @davidg9165 Před 3 lety +31

    Dude, he’s not vulgar!!! So nice to be able to listen without all that garbage.

  • @matthewotto8322
    @matthewotto8322 Před 2 lety +3

    I am a Mormon man, and I have never had an alcoholic beverage in my life . . . but his morning alone with his kids is something I have totally experienced. Seriously, I'm not sure being sober would have made that morning better.

  • @stanky9875
    @stanky9875 Před 3 lety +25

    How is he not more popular in the entertainment industry? He's fuckin' hilarious!!!🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @fatalvision2
      @fatalvision2 Před 3 lety +11

      He’s doesn’t “ply the game” with these Hollywood types. He actually has integrity and self respect.

    • @odonnchadha1978
      @odonnchadha1978 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/Wyxinvu-Jlg/video.html

    • @4Everlast
      @4Everlast Před rokem

      He said to many truths, anti-vax etc. the war machine doesn't like it. Don't forget the US is a big company nothing else.

    • @mysticalmisfit33
      @mysticalmisfit33 Před rokem +3

      hes huge to me, perception shapes the world around you

    • @Breeze0911
      @Breeze0911 Před rokem +4

      First time viewing.
      Great!
      Is frickin, wonderfully hilarious, enjoyable and I appreciate.

  • @robinmoylan8939
    @robinmoylan8939 Před 2 lety +20

    He always has me laughing to tears! He’s so real! What a incredible talent! Belly buster!

    • @johnking1896
      @johnking1896 Před rokem +2

      He is a clean comic, the industry has way too many quirks to let someone sond like he might 'Slip up' on occasion but wants to be called " That polite young man ", ask his mom if I am right, LOL.

    • @willie-vj4ms
      @willie-vj4ms Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@johnking1896he's good but Dave Chappelle is the king

  • @dylancash6385
    @dylancash6385 Před 4 lety +20

    I literally had to turn this off so i could catch my breath. this may be one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

  • @troshs
    @troshs Před 3 lety +10

    His giggle at the end of this video was so perfect it was unreal

  • @joshuamacal3641
    @joshuamacal3641 Před 4 lety +24

    My wife's taking a nap nearby and blew up on me for laughing too loud at this.
    Oh boy.

    • @michellebaines3996
      @michellebaines3996 Před 4 lety +1

      When I seen the one where he does the kid song Row your boat as Brian Johnson I woke the entire house I was rollin and couldn't breathe it was great ...so I know whatcha mean...dudes great..

    • @rodgerickmoore4228
      @rodgerickmoore4228 Před 4 lety +2

      Same

    • @candijack4
      @candijack4 Před 2 lety +1

      I just got done crying tears at that part, I was laughing so dang hard!!! Too funny!!
      “BTW, I killed the cats!”😈😅😅

  • @derekgoodman5713
    @derekgoodman5713 Před 3 lety +10

    Funniest comedian alive! After decades, still hilarious! I loved him in high school and still love him today!

  • @GavachoToro
    @GavachoToro Před 5 lety +34

    "why you smell like peanut butter" lmmfao 🤣🤣

  • @koalassuck6450
    @koalassuck6450 Před 2 lety +2

    in tears. so funny

  • @ninak8506
    @ninak8506 Před 7 lety +89

    Jim Bruer is a mad man and I adore him. I can't even tell you how many times I have watched these.

    • @maryellen968
      @maryellen968 Před 4 lety +2

      The best

    • @denisejudd5832
      @denisejudd5832 Před rokem +2

      I would go see him if he came to CINCINNATI

    • @beckypeay
      @beckypeay Před 2 měsíci

      I’m watching it right now and I have watched it before several times. It is just too funny. I am a amateur comic myself and I love this stuff. I love to make people laugh and I love to laugh too, so I get where you’re coming from.😂😂😂

  • @MONKMIKE
    @MONKMIKE Před 4 lety +6

    Laughing is the Best Therapy 👍👍
    Jim Breuer.. Nuff said
    God Bless n Godspeed to you my Friends. 👍👍😁💙👌

  • @f3argam1ng87
    @f3argam1ng87 Před 6 lety +113

    One of the funniest comedians of all time and he doesn't even curse LMFAO just goes to show that true comedy talent comes in censored and uncensored versions haha.

    • @denisejudd5832
      @denisejudd5832 Před rokem +2

      That's what makes him so FKIN funny.🤣🤣🤣

    • @pcostel1
      @pcostel1 Před rokem

      Now he’s a big conspiracy theorists. It’s too bad really

    • @GTfour01
      @GTfour01 Před rokem

      ​@@pcostel1 Ah, you're still asleep. How about droppin' the Red pill?

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 Před 9 lety +76

    He's a genius.

  • @hawkknight4564
    @hawkknight4564 Před 2 lety +3

    Definitely one of the best comedians.

  • @Belikewatermyfriend2631
    @Belikewatermyfriend2631 Před 5 lety +9

    God bless you James E. Breuer ,for making people laugh 😂

  • @genegarneau3822
    @genegarneau3822 Před 2 lety +3

    This guy is probably one of the most funniest, cleanest comedian I ever heard. Tim Hawkins is right up there too...

  • @kim5754
    @kim5754 Před 4 lety +4

    He's so right about the sleep deprivation .... and by the way I killed the cats... I died laughing lol

  • @tairoreyes2275
    @tairoreyes2275 Před 2 lety +3

    5:50 a perfect temper tantrum’s done beautifully truly a master

  • @HamptonBallance
    @HamptonBallance Před 3 lety +2

    Lmao the littlest kid impression is the best doritos for breakfast lmaoo

  • @TerryJones-ph4uw
    @TerryJones-ph4uw Před rokem +2

    He’s a great ‘clean’ acting comedian. Refreshing

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 Před 4 lety +5

    “Girls, Daddy needs his coffee... in an IV drip... and about an hour of solitude...”

  • @davedecker1725
    @davedecker1725 Před 5 lety +3

    God broke her volume control. 😂😂😆😅😄😃

  • @paulbowden4034
    @paulbowden4034 Před 5 lety +2

    Fuckin love ya Jim

  • @betsybesaw
    @betsybesaw Před 8 lety +40

    HAHAHA!! Oh man he is hilarious!! I'm so glad I came across this tonight!

  • @SilverFalcon460
    @SilverFalcon460 Před 4 lety +8

    I just found this...and it is the closest I've come to death-by-laughing, EVER!!!)))

    • @michellebaines3996
      @michellebaines3996 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah I've actually died a couple times ..lol I've not laughed this hard in forever.This dude is on point for real ...love him

    • @funnydylan9834
      @funnydylan9834 Před 2 lety +3

      Same, dude! Lmao! I couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude Před 3 lety +4

    11:38 is the funniest shitt I've ever seen. Like legitimately.

  • @JuliusCesar2005
    @JuliusCesar2005 Před 2 lety +1

    I’m pissing my pants laughing, him making an impression of the devil as his wife, never laughed so hard and I’m not even married

  • @brucerochholz2636
    @brucerochholz2636 Před 4 lety +3

    I hate you every time I watch you my side starts hurting from laugh so hard 😂

  • @RobinMoylan-lz5xk
    @RobinMoylan-lz5xk Před 11 měsíci

    His kids-hilarious skit! ❤❤ tears down my face from Laughing

  • @hku99
    @hku99 Před 4 lety +4

    Thanks for sharing this . Fully enjoyed it

  • @taj8231
    @taj8231 Před rokem

    One the most talented people on the planet right now.

  • @Breeze0911
    @Breeze0911 Před rokem

    Too funny!
    Although can never be 'too funny!'
    Spot on about children, Moms and bedtime.

  • @andreaellis3605
    @andreaellis3605 Před 5 lety +4

    So this is what it would have been like if my hubby & I stayed together. LMBO. Love this guy , I can't Stop laughing

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 Před 2 lety

    Literally holding my ten day old son while listening to this.

  • @garyyost5568
    @garyyost5568 Před 3 lety +3

    He's such an amazing expression ist lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bolch88bb8
    @bolch88bb8 Před 5 lety +4

    He does the hungover impression so well....

  • @nickotasla3091
    @nickotasla3091 Před rokem

    Bu the way Breuer, bad breath is easy! BRUSH YOUR TONGUE !!!! THATS IT!!!!!👍👍👍👍👍

  • @jessicahope9744
    @jessicahope9744 Před 5 lety +7

    Honest to god, I totally see myself in the sleep deprivation routine. I have zero coping skills and my poor wonderful husband bears the brunt of that on occasion.

  • @9some
    @9some Před 3 lety +3

    physical slapstick comedy is so underrated and such a part of any successful routine
    ps: 'she' sounds like jack torrance

  • @davedecker1725
    @davedecker1725 Před 5 lety +3

    What a storyteller!!!
    Bombing in Sears
    Pizza guy ( he should get a Mark Twain award for that)
    Iron Maiden is the Wiggles

  • @jacquelinec.6785
    @jacquelinec.6785 Před 2 lety +1

    This was SO F U N N Y🎙️Where have I been?

  • @JPDrums1990
    @JPDrums1990 Před rokem +1

    Physical comedy at its peak

  • @funnydylan9834
    @funnydylan9834 Před 2 lety +2

    11:00 I died laughing Lmao 🤣

  • @05keerthiS
    @05keerthiS Před 7 lety +12

    Amazing.... Hilarious.....thanks Jim...God bless !!

  • @handfull156
    @handfull156 Před 4 lety +2

    thank you Jim your funny a relief God blessed you

  • @cal4runner
    @cal4runner Před 6 lety +23

    "By the way I killed the cats"😈 I feel out of my chair laughing

  • @amandakendall4541
    @amandakendall4541 Před 2 lety

    U know else u DONT do before bed...
    Listen to Jim Breuer! Oops
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacksutherland846
    @jacksutherland846 Před 4 lety +2

    Hopefully, he'll be our next president.

    • @shane6450
      @shane6450 Před 4 lety +2

      Because hes funny? I love Jim but being president isnt a popularity contest it's about how you run a country. So many people say they want someone president because how "cool they are" just like everyone wanted Hillary to be president just because shes a woman and not because shes fit for presidency.

    • @jacksutherland846
      @jacksutherland846 Před 4 lety +1

      @@shane6450 oh my goodness!
      Can't we even jest?
      Thank God that evil bitch didn't win!
      There. How do you like that?

  • @estebangonzalezventura3976

    Love this guy 🙏💯😂😂😂😂

  • @robertmaheh6422
    @robertmaheh6422 Před 4 lety +1

    Man he's the best

  • @jasonpulver4486
    @jasonpulver4486 Před 5 lety +4

    3 6 and 9 are Tesla's magic numbers!

  • @stirlingdavis4179
    @stirlingdavis4179 Před rokem

    My favorite!

  • @notadumbblond3
    @notadumbblond3 Před 2 lety +1

    What's funny is I never considered the connection between having a really bad headache and noise making you want to vomit until JB told that story years ago.
    Especially today, I was dealing with a sleep hangover, lingering migraine symptoms and a sinus headache. And before anyone says anything, yes, sleep hangover headache is a real thing and not remotely related to drinking alcohol. And I noticed anytime a loud noise happened unexpectedly I would get a wave of nausea.
    Also, for those who might ever experience a sleep hangover headache in the future, nothing helps it, except a short nap or more sleep, and it gets worse as the day goes on if you don't sleep.
    There are theories that a sleep hangover happens because of the time you wake up. Either related to how long you slept, or time of day.
    I personally think it has to do with time of day. Because no matter what time I go to sleep if I wake up after a certain time, usually 10 am, I always have a headache within an hour. Severity depends on how far past 10 I wake up.
    I also recently saw that a study showed when we sleep, all the blood goes out of the head replaced by spinal fluid, though I can't remember why they determined it does that. So I also theorize maybe the swap happens too quickly or not quick enough and some gets stuck on those days.
    Sorry for the long story.

  • @timothymccune2101
    @timothymccune2101 Před 5 lety +4

    wow he gives it all, had to be in good shape then. Love Jim my favorite.

  • @madjeepernh6834
    @madjeepernh6834 Před 5 lety +5

    So epic!!! Holy reality!!!

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude Před 6 lety +12

    11:45 😂🤣🤣😂 omg that's the best shit I've ever seen

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 Před 4 lety +1

    Great routine. Nothing slim in the humor of Jim!

  • @michaelt3308
    @michaelt3308 Před 5 lety +3

    "The crows!" Hilarious

  • @annettebutler7899
    @annettebutler7899 Před 7 lety +26

    where the hell did the 5 dislikes come from? this guy is hilarious.

    • @amyk3821
      @amyk3821 Před 5 lety +5

      Those people missed the like button and forgot to undo their mistake before hitting the like button.

    • @sturgisbaby9050
      @sturgisbaby9050 Před 2 lety +1

      From assh*les with no sense of humor ... Or reality 😆😆

  • @GavachoToro
    @GavachoToro Před 5 lety +2

    This guy's great

  • @burmajames385
    @burmajames385 Před 2 lety

    I am crying! that is all.

  • @kingarthur313
    @kingarthur313 Před 4 lety +2

    Hilarious!

  • @Breeze0911
    @Breeze0911 Před rokem

    Yeah, have '3 beautiful daughters!'
    Then said 'all girls.' 😉

  • @ceirras2819
    @ceirras2819 Před 4 lety +1

    So true😌🤦‍♂️

  • @scottelton4012
    @scottelton4012 Před 4 měsíci

    I laughed my bills off😂

  • @steveendicott1855
    @steveendicott1855 Před 2 lety

    Holeee sonofa...I forgot just how funny Jim Breuer is lol

  • @danielking8163
    @danielking8163 Před 4 lety

    All three are just like my one daughter in the morning... throughout the day actually haha

  • @johnbryan2414
    @johnbryan2414 Před rokem

    Oh I have a hangover now. That was funny but painful

  • @depaola63
    @depaola63 Před 4 lety +1

    classic !!

  • @vinceschooley6866
    @vinceschooley6866 Před 2 lety

    Jim has many talent's, But the one that seam's to rise above all is his stand up com. & his films. But if you just look you would see all that the man is. NO SLOUCH THAT'S FOR SURE ‼️😎🤘

  • @voodoochild8697
    @voodoochild8697 Před rokem

    So True

  • @Gods-bad-boy
    @Gods-bad-boy Před 2 lety

    Genius

  • @krrrruptidsoless
    @krrrruptidsoless Před 2 lety +1

    I'll tell you why he didn't make it in movies and TV because people like seeing him live

    • @GTfour01
      @GTfour01 Před rokem

      And he doesn't play along with the woke mob..

  • @rodgerickmoore4228
    @rodgerickmoore4228 Před 4 lety +2

    He had me crying when he was talking about getting woken up early

  • @estimatedleighton6389
    @estimatedleighton6389 Před 5 lety +4

    OMG His story about his wife not getting enough sleep...LOL

  • @davidosborn7370
    @davidosborn7370 Před 2 lety +1

    “ By the way, I KILLED THE CATS!!!” 😈👻👻

  • @S1N1CAL
    @S1N1CAL Před 27 dny

    0:20 Gets me every time

  • @Zman_1123
    @Zman_1123 Před 4 lety

    Dorrito’s for breakfast. That sounds really good. Even though that really doesn’t put the vibe in breakfast.

  • @benz287hg
    @benz287hg Před rokem

    Just hilarious

  • @bobbyhill5662
    @bobbyhill5662 Před 5 lety +2

    He is a fucking riot.

  • @audreyp7071
    @audreyp7071 Před 4 lety +1

    OMG!!!! Funeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @lechsiz1642
    @lechsiz1642 Před 4 lety

    Show this to your S.O. every time they say they want kids. Make your S.O. watch and pay for them.

  • @damnitChadwick
    @damnitChadwick Před 3 lety +1

    Fucking love this guy roflmao

  • @rebelempire6822
    @rebelempire6822 Před 5 lety +4

    LMFAO!!!

  • @willie-vj4ms
    @willie-vj4ms Před 10 měsíci

  • @davedecker1725
    @davedecker1725 Před 4 lety +5

    I know,
    You see the leather pants donchya?

  • @eddieboy9349
    @eddieboy9349 Před 2 lety

    This shit is great!!!

  • @mckster56
    @mckster56 Před 2 lety

    So so funny

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 Před 4 lety

    Qwagmars arm is a perfect .... The word.... Pun

  • @SuzPratt11
    @SuzPratt11 Před 3 lety +1

    YOUR THERAPY IS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 Před 3 lety

    Door locks were made for parents. Use em

  • @brucekirk5386
    @brucekirk5386 Před 5 lety +1

    I can't believe he actually doesn't smoke weed anymore

  • @DareBrad
    @DareBrad Před 4 lety

    That devil is Deathmetal af

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 Před 3 lety

    Kids are lifelong debt and disappointment, my daughter is the most expensive accident I've ever had.....

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 Před 4 lety

    What the heck do you do with a committee...? I only seen one

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 Před 4 lety

    Ok

  • @30aught6
    @30aught6 Před 5 lety

    the 25 haters. That's .....anyway

  • @John-hc2ws
    @John-hc2ws Před 7 měsíci

    God I've had kids

  • @jeremycalnan4180
    @jeremycalnan4180 Před 4 lety

    K mom ..? ...the faction...is who I'm asking...?