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- More shorts from SEASON 2️⃣
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Learn English and improve your listening skills by watching Two and a Half Men sitcom with subtitles.
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👨👨👦 Charlie Harper is a jingle writer who leads a hedonistic, carefree life. Everything changes when his good-for-nothing brother, Alan, and 10-year-old nephew, Jake, move into his Malibu beach house.
💃 Besides having fun, these series will help you to develop your social skills, sense of humour and confidence. Socialising in real life will gain you new friends, not just online ones.
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Having a little brother that's a chiropractor is heaven for an aging player.
Not with Charlie Harper 🤣
Chiropractics is bullshit. Just do physical therapy. I know this was 99.9% likely a joke, but just a heads up.
MF!! You win! Here, take my award!
Hmmm…. That’s something the older brother of a chiropractor would say!
Along with what Bannour, I'd rather be more embarrassed of the comprising issue being recorded
Her face when she was told it was recorded lit up like a kid on xmas that got the best gift ever.
If I hadn't found this comment, I was going to make it.
Strange Minds think alike. My face lit up, too:
"IS IT ON THE HUB???"
Christmas*
@@Abolish_The_ATF i am american and lazy lol. Xmas.
Berta was hands-down the best character in the series IMHO.
@@Abolish_The_ATF who cares people can call it xmas if they want same damn thing kid😐😐
Takes “blowing out backs” to a whole new level 💀💀💀
Only problem: man's blew out his own 💀💀
Baby back ribs mmmmm
@@randomtrashbag708he had to see what it feels like every once in a while
I could say something about that. You would die laughing. I wouldn't blame you and I promise you it's true. What the heck I'll go ahead and tell you. You'll get a kick out of it anyway. I broke wind one time and my back caught. The people that know sure got a kick out of it and I missed a couple of days work because of it. I couldn't hardly move.
@@ablessedman03 vh
“Dang I wish I had a camera”😢. “Dont worry it’s all on video”.😂😂😂
then that devious grin on Berta's face! LMAO
Whyy
@@jamesdick2580Berta feeling a lil bit mischievous that day
RIP Berta!! You will be forever missed!!
She passed away I'm so late
Damn😥💔
@@idark6815shiiiii me tooooo
Berta was such a given in so many sitcoms, she is a legend. And one of my favorite costars.
Facts
The smile on Bertha face at the end is priceless
Bertha 😂
Rip Bertha 🕊️
Berta, not Bertha.
@@scottwickwire-brock4736 show?
@@Papi483 two and a half men. I hate sitcoms but it's by far the best execution of the formula.
That blonde is serious wife material. She's polite, aims to please, breaks a pro like Charlie and is absolutely stunning.
Alright keep it in pants man
@@NameWitheldByRequest Too late, much too late... 😁
@@michaelanderson4849 I hope you enjoyed yourself🫥
@Michael Anderson nice job, i absolutely agree
She’s blonde ergo not wife material
Conchata Ferrel, who played Berta, is a relative of mine through marriage. She grew up with my grandmother and they used to do little plays in the barn. Chatty always got the lead role because she had all the costumes and dresses. Sadly, she passed away in late 2020. She actually bought the land where her childhood home was and built a small log cabin to live in during her off time. Sadly, I don't think she got to use it much. She came in to visit and the way she talks on this show is how she talks in real life.
That epic groan of total defeat when he remembers the camera is there lmfao
Most people would have said put it down, he is just too out there with his sex life! 😂🤣😅 he doesn't want his defeated sex moment made public.
“In what?”, differs a bit from what my response would have been.
“Oh, that Alan! You just missed him. Sorry, he’s gone for the day. Now…I was on my way to Legoland. Bye.”
With Charlie, I'd've asked "who" not "what". 🤣
@@SZRLM Well,with Charlie,it could go either way.
You're still living there free.. so..
A little pay back???
I love how she almost broke character Berta rest in peace you beautiful lady
"Excuse me, is one of you Alan?" the look on Alan's and Berta's faces were priceless.
I am just like Berta.. when I first saw this I was like "You really think I am going to miss this?!?"
Yup! I don't try to cause drama, but damn if I'm not addicted to it!
@@silverblade357 That's me! It's not that I caused the drama, but I have to be there. It's like watching a car wreck. It's terrible I know, but you have to watch it!
@@shioriryukaze Hey, ignoring the free entertainment would be wasteful. We're being money conscious!
@@silverblade357 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Especially during the holiday season! I've got to be careful with what I picked entertain me so if it's free I'm going to take it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@shioriryukazelmao. Me too ☺️
this is probably the first time she has ever been happy to work for him
Trust me there's more.
Theres been a few times
But,wait,there's more!
Nah son Berta got PAID son. She was thrilled to work for Charlie
Vintage episode! Charlie, Alan and the fabulous Berta in top form ! Wish they were all still together ❤️ making new episodes ! 😢.....But there are still many old ones to enjoy ! 😁💕
whats the name of the season?
His "Awwww" killed me
One of Zippy's winning moments 🤣
Haha
Zippy, forgot that name! 😂😂
she looks darn good in Charlie's shirt
Who is she?
@@gedeyogam9096 Lana Rhoades
@@jackmehoff2503 lol way off buddy
Kristen Miller
@@cmendoza1094 nah I was close
Berta is the only best friend we all need
She was about to peg him🤣🤣🤣
That's the vibe we get.
No she was laying underneath him. Pay attention to the dialogue
@@buyerenogurlfwendo2106 learn to take a joke, you were the kid who got milk poured on his head at lunch
@@ywdw I got milk poured on my head at lunch,and had to fight 3 kids at the same time. I got bruised up pretty good, but of the 3 kids after the fight, 2 were laying on the floor. The 3rd ran away with his nose broken. This was in Catholic School 5th grade. In public school there are gangs. In Catholic School, they end up becomming Doctors, Lawyers or business owners..
@@Dakers11 looks like I hit a cord lol enjoy your fever dream
The housekeeper was the star of the show
I wont argue with that
"Where are you going?"
"Oh, like I'm gonna miss this!?!?!?!?!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Like I'm gonna miss anything" this is literally us when some shit going down 😂😂😂
Berta was the best 😂
Her face when she grabbed the camera. 😂
She looked at that camera like it was gold!
Down bad
Conchata Ferrell was the moment in every scene.
Berthas character was incredible.
Berta was one of my favorite parts of this show
The actress is Kristen Miller, for those curious
Thanks.
I love Berta. She reminds me of my aunt that is one of the toughest old ladies I know.
Berta was truly the best character in the entire show
Bertha was the real mother of Charlie and Alan.
Conchata Ferrell was an absolute comedic genius.
The pure delight on her face is killing me
How Alan and Berta looked at each other when she asked which of them was Alan!!!
This show was one of the greatest. Soooo many days of laughter.
Aww man, when she said it was all on video. That camera just became a priceless artifact that needed to be cared for and watched at all times. Her face said it all 🤣🤣🤣
Love Berta the housekeeper and her humor … wish I had a camera lol and takes Charlie’s
R.I.P Conchata Ferrell (Berta)
"He's kind of...stuck!"
"In WHAT?!!!"
Berta makes her every scene funnier.
Like am gonna miss this🔥🔥that devilish face when she grabs the camera🔥🔥that Ohhhhh as she does🙆🏾♂️🤣🤣
Berta was a blessing to the show.. So many hilarious moments
That was the best show ,with the real Charlie, and the house keeper.
When she asked "Is one of you Allen?" I was REALLY hoping that Berta would of answered 😋
Would HAVE not "would of" damn it you twerp.
This is one of the best series without any serious plot.
It’s a shame we no longer have this brilliant series anymore
Charlie knew, in that moment, she would NEVER let him live this down...
This series made it hard to believe that John Cryer could ever play Lex Luthor. But then he did.
He did a great job too
Acting.
Berta was the bright point of this show
RIP Conchata Ferrell
“Oh like I’m gonna miss this” I’M DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Alan’s “hhhhwhy?”
There's an expression that you don't hear much anymore. "I wish I had a camera."
I still do.
Phone cameras are Not the best picture makers.
You can get so much more detail with a real camera.
That evil grin was so beautiful
I couldn't believe i forgot about Bertha, love her sass
"Oh I wish I had a camera"
"Oh I got you girl 😎"
🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love Betta!!!...... 😂 😂 😂
This was great. Berta we sure miss ya
That woman was the best part about the show
Oh don't worry, it's all on video.
The smile on her faceas she reached for that camera is something else.
I would definitely be the one who comes along just to get either blackmail or a good laugh 😂
Charlie has gotta be the luckiest guy on earth!
The comedic timing in this show was beyond amazing.
That is D.D Cummings (Kristen Miller) from the short lived action show She Spies.
Damn I wish I had a camera it's okay it's all on camera
Charlie in the background awww
Me 😂
A gal wearing nothing but your shirt is the hottest thing ever
You said it!!
what’s her name
@@eddie-dx8qm Lana Rhoades
@@jackmehoff2503 lol 😂 wrong my guy
@@cmendoza1094 oh really? What tipped you off?
Next time take the joke
This reminds me of why I absolutely LOVED this show. Lol
She picked that camera up like it was Indiana Jones with the Crystal skull, lol.
LOL
Berta is soooooo cool
“Boy, do I pick’em!”
Love the structured build of conflict
One of the best comedy shows. Charlie and Alan complemented each other well...
Couldn't be too stuck to put his jeans back on and take them off again in between groans 😂
"Charlie would like you to come upstairs".
"Hwy?"
Berta could have had the next 10mins of laughs lol she was so amazing on this show! Love Charles love Alan but Berta had thr funniest parts of this show ....when Charlie's talking to Alan about being with her daughter...best line ever 😆
I miss this show so much.
What is the name of the show?? 😁
That video would be worth a fortune in blackmail laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dudes real life quagmire 😂
CHARLIE SHEEN IS ALWAYS A STAR!!!😂❤
Berta was the best ever and so will be missed always and forever GOD BLESS her and her family 😅❤😂❤😂😊😊😂😊😊❤😂❤😂😊❤😂
Gotta stretch first bro 😂
Go Berta
One of the greatest sitcoms of all time.
The “awwwww” at the end got me laughing 😂
I love that evil smile she gave right before she got the camera
I think it's nice she didn't assume because Alan could have been a nickname or a last name. The camera part at the end was hilarious.
I think it was a joke because the other one also looks like a dude
@@mustang8206 Still nice in function.
Berta the best.
RIP
I Love this Actor...one of my All time favorite
I watched half an episode of this show earlier and now this is popping up on my feed
I don't need context to die laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Berta i miss you so much 😊
Thanks for the memories 😌
"That's alright, it's all on video" 😂
From Andrew Tate, to Thomas Shelby, to Tom Hardy, to Harvey Specter, and then to finally the one and only Charlie Harper.. CZcams shorts algorithm is working well
“Could you hurry!”
"Is one of you Alan?"
Ah. I see she was chosen for her... personality.
I'm pretty sure that's Kristen Miller playing Charlies Babe of the moment.
This is exactly why I came to the comments. I'll let you know how it goes.
It was
I love how there was just a sitcom blatantly making jokes about Charlie sheen making homemade porn and they just slapped a laugh track on it and put it out lol
I love the fact that Roberta just took the camera
Such a good series with so many layers and laughs to it!
Wow she is SO pretty!!!