Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2021 VOL. 3

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
  • 35 numpty calls from June-July 2021. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
    These uploads aren't monetised. Show your appreciation with a beer: www.buymeacoff...
    Intro: The Divine Comedy - Dumb It Down
    Follow me on Twitter: @sinister_llama

Komentáře • 104

  • @Spartan-jx8ux
    @Spartan-jx8ux Před 3 lety +77

    Listening to Nick and his dinglings has become like an addiction!

    • @bluesteel5688
      @bluesteel5688 Před 3 lety +6

      It is very much like that, I must agree. Look forward to hearing from the tw@t in Stockon-on-Tees(?) and the religious zealot from Falkirk....pure comedy gold and all absolute looney tunes

    • @Jakeyboyofjoy4
      @Jakeyboyofjoy4 Před 3 lety +8

      Neck!! Ave yoo eard the wurd of Jesus Neck!?

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bluesteel5688 Stockton on tees guy is banned he lodged a complaint against Nick

    • @dianaprince3176
      @dianaprince3176 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bluesteel5688 The best thing about the Jesus freak from Falkirk is when Nick busts out into his Scottish accent.

    • @dianaprince3176
      @dianaprince3176 Před 3 lety

      @@andybrace9225 What the what?!?!

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 Před 3 lety +12

    1:10:52 - 1:13:38 : This is the sole reason that I tune in specifically to listen to one of the most entertaining presenters on LBC. There's NEVER a dull moment. I love this interaction between Nick and Sophie. I've replayed it about a dozen times, and am actually in tears of laughter. He's just brilliant. Thank you so much M.J. Nicholls for helping to keep us informed with your epic uploads, and keeping us entertained.

    • @Mounhas
      @Mounhas Před 7 měsíci

      2 years later…. I see what you mean. 😂

  • @nickbyrne3299
    @nickbyrne3299 Před 3 lety +26

    Can't wait to listen to this! In all seriousness, this channel and I'm incorrigible have got me through some tough times, so thank you.

  • @eXziztence
    @eXziztence Před 3 lety +28

    A big smile erupts whenever one of these is uploaded. 😁

  • @sammyhill69
    @sammyhill69 Před 3 lety +13

    You saved my life with these uploads thank you 😊

  • @salzburgsf49ersfan56
    @salzburgsf49ersfan56 Před 2 lety +4

    I swear I have to listen to Nick every night before bed. 👍👍

  • @IanStewartDFTBA
    @IanStewartDFTBA Před 3 lety +9

    These videos literally always make my day/week when they appear! Thanks so much M.J.!

  • @gh-vi9tk
    @gh-vi9tk Před 3 lety +4

    Listening through my headphones, laughing my moobs off, people looking at me in bewilderment 🤣

  • @roboldx9171
    @roboldx9171 Před 3 lety +3

    Dumb It Down (2020 Remaster)
    The Divine Comedy...Thanks for the instruction to this excellent band.

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg Před 3 lety +8

    I was listening to this at work today. Great stuff. Made the end of day quite enjoyable. Thank you from Atlanta, GA, USA.

  • @Loneman_OG
    @Loneman_OG Před 3 lety +13

    It just shows: stupidity spans all ages and classes.

  • @mattgreek1066
    @mattgreek1066 Před 3 lety +6

    Superb. Again. (The output, not the callers themselves). Cheers, lad.

  • @christiananderson4909
    @christiananderson4909 Před 3 lety +9

    That story involving the football fans, and the family with the nine year old boils my blood. Beyond pathetic.

  • @Plantlady70
    @Plantlady70 Před 3 lety +6

    Love me some numpties! Get em Nick!

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 Před 3 lety +6

    The Danish study was misunderstood. They were measuring the mask effectiveness, but the implementation of mask wearing mandates in a non mask wearing population.

  • @moonpig16
    @moonpig16 Před 3 lety +4

    Bless you kind sir

  • @stopresistinjustice3680
    @stopresistinjustice3680 Před 3 lety +4

    thank you Mr. Nicholls for another Nick numpty episode. Keep em coming!

  • @marcosmartins7581
    @marcosmartins7581 Před 3 lety +3

    Aaah, my evening just got a lot better 👌🏾😉 grabbed a cuppa and settled down to hear this, tkx

  • @swordblaster2596
    @swordblaster2596 Před 3 lety +9

    I appreciate you selecting the first call you did, to make it clear that this is pretty much a (entertaining) parade of drunks.

  • @powerboon2k
    @powerboon2k Před 3 lety +3

    Lets fast forward to last week.

  • @Terkzorr
    @Terkzorr Před 3 lety +6

    Monica shamelessly puts her hand into other people's fish and chips whenever they come out of the shop with a fresh bag? WHAT?!

  • @griftamusic317
    @griftamusic317 Před 3 lety +17

    Took me a while to figure out half the callers are absolutely trashed

    • @Fedora_JP
      @Fedora_JP Před 3 lety +4

      If you call between 10pm and 1am on the weekend then you probably would have to have had a few

    • @neilmoore7194
      @neilmoore7194 Před 3 lety +1

      I go back and forth as too how sloshed they are, but being inebriated does not negative the utter moronic brain scrambles on display.

    • @Roof_Pizza
      @Roof_Pizza Před 3 lety +2

      The only Brits that don't drink are recovering alcoholics.

    • @jamesjack6769
      @jamesjack6769 Před 3 lety

      @@Roof_Pizza Even a lot of them do. 😁

    • @griftamusic317
      @griftamusic317 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Roof_Pizza Yeah it’s pretty depressing as someone who isn’t big on hangovers or drunk people

  • @deltakilo75bon61
    @deltakilo75bon61 Před rokem

    Another great compilation of Nick putting the hard of thinking back in their box. Keep up the good work

  • @Prophet_Google
    @Prophet_Google Před 3 lety +3

    👦
    👕👍 *Nick is fuuny as they come on Radio!* 😁
    👖

  • @cronobactersakazakii5133
    @cronobactersakazakii5133 Před 3 lety +8

    Distant cuddles to the third caller. « Do your bit » should be our motto

  • @SirRupertdePot
    @SirRupertdePot Před 3 lety +9

    Nick! Is it a prerequisite to be 'pissed' to get on show lol?

  • @mondingo67
    @mondingo67 Před 3 lety +3

    That Victoria caller was crazy 🤪

    • @uhegbu
      @uhegbu Před 3 lety +3

      Not sure about her point, either. What I do know is that Italy, European champions did beat England on penalties, the latter team have excelled by a great manager and former player.

  • @BenjisBoxingChannel
    @BenjisBoxingChannel Před 3 lety +5

    I'm going to phone Nick just to tell him my age.

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 Před 2 lety +1

    Where does the sample of that woman saying 'BOOZE' in a deadpan voice come from? Always makes me laugh.

  • @jonnobloggs1139
    @jonnobloggs1139 Před 2 lety +1

    Before Covid caller number 1 David used to walk up and down Trafalgar Square with a sandwich board with THE END IS NIGH on one side and a menu for Pret A Manger on the other

  • @stephenmartin6997
    @stephenmartin6997 Před 3 lety +1

    Loving this content 👍 fair makes me smile

  • @mmmhorsesteaks
    @mmmhorsesteaks Před 3 lety +7

    Why does Nick get so many drunk callers?

    • @jim122
      @jim122 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Because he’s on late at night at the perfect time for only those bored or drunk to spout nonsense

  • @peterdavies8362
    @peterdavies8362 Před 3 lety +4

    I’m undecided. Do I prefer Nick Abbot or James O’Brien I just can’t decide

    • @Kevinacharles
      @Kevinacharles Před 3 lety +5

      I guess it comes down to whether you prefer listening to angry and confused callers or drunk and confused called.

    • @marksc111
      @marksc111 Před 2 měsíci

      Nick hands down, no contest

  • @Obiter3
    @Obiter3 Před 2 lety

    Great channel, really enjoying it. Nick sure comes on at the right time for those who've had a few nips

  • @Levenstone132
    @Levenstone132 Před 3 lety +2

    I wonder what 'Elizabeth from Cheddar' would make of all this?

  • @mcooley88
    @mcooley88 Před 3 lety +4

    The weapons grade stupidity of some of the people that call this show is absolutely insane.

    • @dianaprince3176
      @dianaprince3176 Před 3 lety +1

      Right wing US talk radio callers make these gammons look like the intelligentsia

    • @mcooley88
      @mcooley88 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dianaprince3176 Won't lie. I don't think I am brave enough to even dip my toes into the sheer insanity that particular uneducated nationalistic backwater is capable of.

  • @Lynnefromlyn
    @Lynnefromlyn Před 3 lety +1

    I wonder how many of Tony’s colleagues long to thump him every time he asks “ OK? Yeah?” Because I did!

  • @kieran7260
    @kieran7260 Před 2 lety +2

    Neil Hannon... just seems to fit with Nick!

  • @likklej8
    @likklej8 Před 3 lety +3

    Populism is personality and personal politics, but the voters never get full membership and they enjoy being patronised its old school forelock tugging.

  • @mr_blue8208
    @mr_blue8208 Před 3 lety +1

    Min 23:20 - Tony the courageous.... Will he close his eyes and walk into traffic like a courageous boy?

  • @Roof_Pizza
    @Roof_Pizza Před 3 lety +3

    That 'Danish' study was full of flaws and even predetermined.

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 Před 3 lety +3

      Same people who wrote Barrington Deceleration signed several times by Dr Harold Shipman & Dr Who and others.

  • @uhegbu
    @uhegbu Před 3 lety

    Back to back female callers just before the first hour. Not sure about the first one, not sure about the second, either. I must have carried a portion of chips plenty of times in my lifetime. I actually ate on the train from Southend to London Liverpool Street but that was in February 2020, a month and a half before the first major lockdown.

  • @kenk4269
    @kenk4269 Před 3 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @fredatlas4396
    @fredatlas4396 Před 3 lety +1

    They should have looked after their employees better payed better wages that people can actually live on. What about all the Brits who need a job to survive on, and not everybody can get a degree. There are plenty of Brits doing those jobs, Brits trying to survive. It's just tories spreading lies and propaganda about British workers. And the tories always cut funding for all public services including NHS & EDUCATION. My local costas had all British staff not long ago and they worked very hard and long hours. This business of Brits all being lazy is just the tories and right wing media spreading lies and propaganda for decades to further their tory agenda, exploit our workers and keep wages down

  • @BenjisBoxingChannel
    @BenjisBoxingChannel Před 3 lety

    1:56:18 crying laughing 😂

  • @metalthrashingmatt
    @metalthrashingmatt Před 2 lety

    That crazy French women….

  • @patrickokeeffe539
    @patrickokeeffe539 Před 3 lety +1

    A lot of angry people 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @georgel74
    @georgel74 Před 3 lety

    Yess..

  • @heimihenderson4543
    @heimihenderson4543 Před 3 lety +2

    Brexit means Brexit #Winning #NoDownside

  • @SirRupertdePot
    @SirRupertdePot Před 3 lety

    What was the point in saying that Prince Charles can't speak English?

  • @segourneysavery5126
    @segourneysavery5126 Před 3 lety

    🐟 🍟

  • @ballapeti
    @ballapeti Před 3 lety

    I gave up at the scooter lady. Wtf.

  • @ObakuZenCenter
    @ObakuZenCenter Před 2 lety +1

    I like some of what Nick has to say but it was completely irresponsible of Nick to enable a lying antivaxxer as he did. There was absolutely zero pushback as David told one lie after another. That's problematic.

    • @m.j.nicholls
      @m.j.nicholls  Před 2 lety

      On Nick's Sunday show, there's not as much pushback as on the more raucous Fri-Sat shows. He does usually push back quite well, though.

  • @DirtiestDeeds
    @DirtiestDeeds Před 3 lety

    Everyone who goes vegan took a position against eating animals while eating them Nick.

    • @rob-c.
      @rob-c. Před rokem +1

      Except people who hadn’t eaten meat before deciding

    • @DirtiestDeeds
      @DirtiestDeeds Před rokem

      "Brainwashing" is in the eye of the beholder, unless you eat the eyes too of course..

  •  Před 2 lety

    these closet racist are funny lol

  • @Gregoryismnz
    @Gregoryismnz Před 5 měsíci

    Is everyone North of London a simpleton?

  • @fredatlas4396
    @fredatlas4396 Před 3 lety

    Seems like he's copying James O'brien. All these you tube videos it's all about making money

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 Před 3 lety +5

      ?

    • @mcooley88
      @mcooley88 Před 3 lety +12

      You do realise Nick hasn’t uploaded this? Do you mean it’s the same as James O’Brien in that he absolutely shred weapons grade idiots with facts? As that’s what they do.

    • @ObakuZenCenter
      @ObakuZenCenter Před 2 lety +1

      Not very bright are you Fred? How embarrassing.