Say No To Marriage - Stand Up Comedy | Ravi Rao
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- čas přidán 16. 06. 2024
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In this video, I talk about marriage, weddings, divorces, parents and everything in between.
PS: THESE ARE ALL JOKES. Sorry in advance if anything offends you.
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Video Credits:
Video edited by Anuj Mehta: pavlikam?h...
Audio mix & master by Varun Patil (@varoonmarooned)
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
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Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
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Aaditi Hirani:
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Harsh Shah:
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Shout out to Saurabh Bothra ( / saurabhbothraa ) for hooking me up with these shows at The Habitat.
Special thanks to Ramya Ramapriya ( / ramyaramapriya ) for the outro and all other help in general
Last but not least - thanks to all the Bangalore comics, producers, venues and the entire scene for the support everyday!
#comedy
#marriage
#divorce
#standupcomedy
#bengaluru
00:00 - Married friends
02:10 - Parents and marriage
04:30 - The paneer story - Komedie
Single Life is so stress free I'm 28 unemployed do some short gigs in between here and there but never felt real need for money plus I can cook all things so I just enjoy life . That amazing feeling when the sun rises and you don't have Hurry anything while everyone around is rushing for jobs preparing their kids is so hectic, tiring and scary . Couples especially with kids gets burned out and fatigued at the end of the day.
Dude you aren’t eligible enough to take side at 28 tbh
All the best
It is stress free till 35, later on it is problematic
Ur an intelligent person
Best decision.
@@good_life8888 may be it's for you
Paneer Escobar and from Cocaine to Cottage Cheese, ha ha ha ha. Superb set. Enjoyed a lot. So good to see a new video from you
thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!
Things that are really relatable, with a different style of comedy. Decent, simple and pure stuff without desperation of making people laugh. How genuine!
I am single and I have ways to entertain myself. Thinking about the horrors of married life itself scares the hell out of me. And I really dislike how my friends changed after their marriage. This guy was damn honest. That's how the reality is.
The solution is simple just don't get married because with this kind of thoughts if you get married then it will be a problem for your partner
If both the persons are compatible with each other, then marriage can be done as moral support is needed
Is moral support equal to emotional dependence? And is it a necessity for every human being?
Some one forgot the most important part , the financial support.
Ravi !!! Brilliant! And so brilliantly understated - our own Escobar of Understatement! Looking forward to more...
I am a single woman (by choice since i was eight) in 40s. Ever since my 20s, my workmates and friends have envied my life. Some women divorced watching me. Others I guided into divorce 🤣 Anytime someone would bitch about their husbands being selfish at home and life as a whole, i would promptly say, "divorce him. Look at me. How happy i am. 100s of men in my life. I have 1 for every day of the week (true)". They all eventually divorced cz i had no better solution for dealing with self-centered husbands who think babies and household chores are your domain 🤪🤣
It’s very easy for women to get laid. No big deal or achievement in that.
You're the bitch every man should avoid
Calm your tits Damien.
damn you should be in gulag
@@aravindr740 wrong. "I" don't love anybody. I have very high standards and would rather be alone and rich than with a fool :) Also, lazy useless husbands don't "love" their wives. All "unloved" women must divorce their useless husbands 🙂
I recently came across your videos and honestly, you are nothing short of geniussss. Waiting for bigger things to happen to you. ❤️❤️ Love your works
I am here for the first time but Man this is some fresh comedy in months👍🏻 All the best for your comedy career✨
Awesome!! One of the best, funny and relatable set I have heard..and it is a relief that humour can be without cuss words and profanity
you are teh smartest comedian ever... i love your shows ...
you're hella underrated
better than being overrated, i guess?
Time to join our tour!
@@ravirao31 fair enough 😂
Fuck you Adrup, don't say anything asshole
@@ravirao31 you actually are good
I enjoyed it - Simple content with a unique perspectives added in. Keep at it. Greetings from the USA!!
Of course there will be mountain of challenges if you are Unmarried Single.
There will be loneliness a lot of loneliness like everyday and night, you will run out of friends , you will be feeling like a outsider in family circles . You don't even bother to join any functions and family events.
But the things is YOU have to deal with this issues by yourself
It's your decision you can't blame anyone for your life
You start to become mentally tough and emotionally intelligent living a Unmarried life.
Still there will be frequent emotional Ups and downs but you move forward by solving your issues on your own.
Day by day you learn the true meaning of life , you discover yourself like emotionally and physically.
You don't get married not bcoz you are scared and you can't deal with Married life problems but you know that Even if you do get married you can manage and live a married life even better than most of the couples you have seen
You just simply not interested or think that it's not worth at present.
It could be worth someday, may be one day but simply not now
It's just you already know the essence, it's like you already know the ending without even watching 30 season of that webseries .
This was very relatable ! Had a good laugh.
Wonderful!!! Enjoyed thoroughly.
What a gem I just found! Subscribed
This really lights up my life. Thank you :)
It was hilarious. Enjoyed till the end!!
We will support you, just like we support Saikiran.
P.S - Plz don't commit suicide
Would pay to watch him perform. ! For ppl wondering why, yes! It's been over 2 years
Keep killing it buddy boy!!!
It's more funny when Valentine's day ad comes between this Comedy StandUp....!!! But whatever u said ..I totally correlate...jis tarah humara generation relationship handle kartaa hain..hum sou guna akele hi acchhe...cheers up for all the happily Singles out there !!!
bro u r truely a genious..more n nore power to u❤❤❤
The earlier video of yours was too deadly. I enjoyed it to the core. Sundar one.
Come to Atlanta!! Your humor is universal!!
Was a fun time watching it.
loved a lot.
thanks! more videos will keep coming. stay tuned!
Simply interesting and humorous ofc 😊
Hey Ravi, the way you speak is really awesome, a true real hero you are, I like your confidence and attitude
That is an educated chennai talk..
Loved it... splendid..
UNDERRATED!!!
Awesome Ravi!! I can relate to this video totally. Wishing you a great career and super fun life. Which means: Don't get married!
One day you will be a famous comedian ❤️🔥
Awesome dude ! Why are you so underrated. I saw your one video just one hour ago and now I have watched all your videos .💖
Thanks a lot! Pls keep watching and sharing. New video coming in the next 2 weeks :)
Thanks you reply 💖
Superb 😅😅😅✌️
You deserve more reach Bro 🙏
great stuff, all the best
Loved it man 🔥
Marriage topic is so relatable for me as well.. haha can't help
Agreed, Same topic by a female comedian would be all about dick, pussy, asshole, fuckboys, blowjobs, cum, and periods
Gr8 set bro..!
Soft paneer to hard marriage
Ok so if you've watched the video, thank you. If you're in Bengaluru, I'm doing my live show on Jan 6th at my favorite comedy club in Koramangala. All new material! Tickets will sell out soon so get them ASAP (link below). It's gonna be a killer night!
Tickets: in.bookmyshow.com/events/ravi-rao-live-a-standup-comedy-solo-show/ET00372824
best wishes frm Sri Lanka..
You are so underrated! What a wonderful set!!!
The topic is hilarious itself. I laughed and I agree with you... I am late 20s now.
Remember watching this set live 😂
It just wow! standup I watched it twice 😂😂
Lovely..very clean comedy
Great content and very clean
Cheers bhaiya 😂😂i laughed at the end like hell
Extremely intelligent set!
Literally mst yr🤩😂🤣
So relatable! Thank you 😊
That's really good seriously
Hillarious! The glasses look good on you.
The best in a long time
Awesome!
Relatable.... Married friends treat as we did huge mistake.. I'm not against marriage and understand no one is perfect... Let people live their life... Be independent
That transition of the dealer is just hilarious
Superbbbbbbb!!!
Excellent 👌.
You are good man! Cheers! 😊
Yaa bro it was good experience to watch you.
Amazing yaar👍👍👍🤣🤣
Cheers 🥂 loved it
Good comedy bad crowd. Ever joke was on point and relatable so much.
from mid to end the setup is really funny
Awesome bro
I happened to land here today. Totally enjoyed your set. Keep it going 😁
really enjoyed, keep up the humor
Probably the best video I have seen ..... especially once I turned 30
This is so hilarious 😂😂
Thank you so much sir you made my day.
Gr8 performance dude... Keep going
The best of best 😂
Grt content
awesome!
Loved it 🤩...
Excellent dude
Quite impressive ❤❤❤
Attended this session. Lots of fun
superb
Superbb!! 😂🤣
cheers...great writing 😊
good one...!!!!
great💜
Expected atleast half a mil subs man.... Truly funny content..!
Wow amazing
Good content and what a voice!!
Also I've noticed he doesn't pause for the laughs, almost with the confidence that he's hitting the right notes .
My son too loved it
You are too funny!
Keep rocking bro
Brilliant
Too good
This video can be enjoyable for those who don't even entertain the idea of getting divorced, and perhaps some are even culprits. I would have enjoyed it if I hadn't gone through this phase. I invested all my efforts and time in an unfaithful woman. The strange thing is, my ex-wife shredded this video. I am in the process of recovering from mental, financial, and physical losses. Now I have to rewrite my story. Divorce is not funny; you will experience hell out of it.
God bless you😊
Good one😂😂
Amazing😂
That panner dealer joke is too gooddd
Wish I had the guts to do something like this for a living... Finance is killing me and my soul, one spreadsheet at a time..
Enjoyed a lot.. Keep growing ✨
I loved it
Great jokes 😀😀
Too gudd😂
Last one is the best. Cigar and wine 😂