Jerma Streams - House Flipper 2
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- Jerma archived House Flipper 2 (The original title of this stream was "House Flipping Chill Zone. #ad !houseflipper", and was originally streamed/recorded on December 15th, 2023)
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6:07 House Flipper 2
3:43:18 End of Stream
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6:07 House Flipper 2
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i like that vods from 5 years ago and yesterday are functionally the same because his mind and body have ceased to develop
Jerma Is a human axolotl fr
Well his body has certainly gone through some changes, but the man held within him is unaffected by time
@@aniyilator this is what i love a lot about Jerma, Vinny got sort of boring over the years, no more comfy streams like the Super Mario RPG or Goldeneye 64 or Turok 1-2 streams, MGS streams, the Legend of Zelda 2 streams, Silent Hill 2 and the rest.. Vinny used to be so good but lately he's very stale meanwhile every Jerma stream is mostly a banger
@@lukabrasi001That's why Jerma is my favourite streamer. Most streamers are pretty boring and fake reactions if anything. Jerma is such a weird bacterium he is always being genuine.
@@Tokmurok yeah jerma genuinely wants you to have fun and he's never short on ideas on how to achieve that. somehow he always finds a way to amuse us and talk just about anything, let it be a surface level talk or something actually deep. it'll be a sad day when he finally retires
"I'm weird about this game, I need to do EVERYTHING."
less than five minutes later:
"Only 2 stains left in the entire house before 3 stars? Nah I'll pass it's just the tutorial."
Duality Andy
Imagine you hire someone to unpack your furniture and you come home and all your clocks are on the outside of your house
What the deuce?!
And you pay 2000 dollars for their 20 minutes of work
@@GregLemons Brian look out!
@@Bloxicorn this is how people think when they play too much Sims and decide to become self employed
😊😊😊😊@@Bloxicorn
the way he shakes the screen when cleaning is crazy
Jerma really did carry this game on his back because no one else really cares about it the way he does.
It seems like RT Game really likes these games
i was extremely hyped for house flipper 2 and joked that the only person that could compete with my excitement was jerma. i think he wins tho
I like house flipper ☹️ I just don’t stream or post to CZcams lol
@@EmoTrashKittyyou don’t need to post content about a game you enjoy
@@EmoTrashKittyhonestly just posting a good review is more than enough for your support
I've never been so stressed out by someones decorating skills before
Still so surreal seeing RoachDogg Jr.s cropping up all over CZcams. I've seen RoachDogg Jr.s commenting on fucking archaeology videos, and shit.
@@dixonj41All thanks to Wexford's golden boy. May the Chocolate Jelly River never run dry.
🫡 roachdogggg
@@dixonj41*geology
cheeky bastard@@somecitrus7561
That thing about relating to all fictional ducks is probably the strongest connection I’ve ever felt to jerma
I can't believe that after so many years of watching Jerma, only now I realized that his starting stream screen has a moon in the center of the solar system
Or maybe its a white dwarf star
@@ArtoriasCiaran76no its ths jerma moon learn the god damn lore
the lunar system
it's because it's nighttime, the moon and sun swap places of course
@@junipre985relax he’s retiring like next week anyways
favorite quote from this stream has got to be "i would have the wiggles kill me off"
where the fuck did he say this
@@ZombieSlushieX 3:41:20
50:53 Once I went over to someone's place, and for toilet paper he had a pile of three napkins. Three napkins.
Three napkins tall
I really hope he adds more for female guests because otherwise it will almost definitely run out
Grown man with NO object permanence FORGETS COFFEE EXISTS, subsequently discovers thermodynamics.
PSA: This game is incredibly unoptimized, make sure you check your specs before purchasing!
This looks like a suchart type game where because of what you can do in the game it requires like the same amount of vram as you'd need to run gta6
@@JacobKinsleyIt's because it's Unity and they're trying to do photorealism. Unity is a decent engine but the renderer is awful and lacks a lot of optimization features. This game would unironically run faster in UE5 without nanite/lumen/etc.
@@cheyannei5983as someone who's been roped into unity I want to disagree with you really bad, but you're absolutely right. Unity's renderer is archaic and ridiculous, requiring an unoptimized game object for each and every mesh, on top of being slow like you said. It consumes way too many GPU cycles, as the instancing is incredibly limited, and a shit ton of CPU because of all the game objects and the shitty batcher. I was unironically considering making my own engine from scratch it's so bad. I ended up finding a library for a custom GPU instancing renderer though, so I guess I'm sticking with it for now. For a game like this, you're absolutely right, they should have just used unreal engine, it's simply unmatched.
@@cheyannei5983 fair enough
i have a PC that's a few years old now, but it runs perfectly fine on high settings lol
Jerma, placing a big table in the middle of the room and then deciding somehow that it stays right there: Why is there no space for anything?!?
1:40:05 I could write a full essay on why Stephen Jablonski definitely murdered his roommate and covered it up to look like he ran off somewhere.
47:28 Jerma unintentionally retelling the story of The Telltale Heart
I really strive to be as light-hearted about life as jerma shows us as a power of example. Corny message but true
the part about him describing how he sees the future in 10000 years. databases full of information about trillions of humans, his videos still being made fun of until the servers shut off. i wish i was that hopeful about the future ! he seems so happy god i wish that were me
I know exactly what you mean, that thought crosses my mind all the time
@@dootchick in reality we'd be lucky if it lasts 20 before CZcams is like "we're deleting anything with less than 2 million views and starting over"
@@dootchick your playlists are incredible
When the email said "can you clean up my dungeon? I'm at a convention and want to bring them back to a clean play space" I thought house flipper 2 devs just straight up put BDSM representation in the game
You're such a dumbass
bdsm representation as if that was an okay thing
@@4rumanijeez Louise... Take a chill pill... Goodness gracious... Relax...
house flippers devs saw jerma play the first one and this is a reference to him
if only 😔
Can you just not leave comments please
Jerma is so funny. A million amazing games can come out and without fail the one he will always choose to do an Omega Gaming Weekend with is Job Simulator: the sequel
Jerma has reached peak form, truly a dad to us all.
I'm ill and watching him move the camera like that is fucking me up
He really just WHIPS his mouse around lmao
Fucking Kinsley back at it again
What a wuss
@@prismologicalhe's DOING this to make ME feel WORSE
Did that person delete their mean spirited comment out of personal growth or is it just hidden for me
@@JacobKinsleyNah. Filter by new. CZcams will hide but not delete comments that are rude but not offensive. Sorting by new will reveal em
Jerma has a weird obsession over not liking analog clocks. Makes me wonder why they built him like that
What's especially funny to me is that Connor is in Japan, and talking loudly on the train is kind of a social faux pas over there, so he had extra balls to pull that stunt over there. (Though he wasn't talking too loud, and it might be different on bullet trains if you have your own compartment)
Everyone on the train would stare at him like he just took all his clothes off
Words cannot express how happy this vod makes me
is it back??? I can listen to hours of Jerma rambling about shit while I play something similar??? we are so back
Society may last another day.
As someone who has openly decried screen-shake in video games, he sure likes to implement it manually at every opportunity.
I like to watch the Stream Starting portion because it makes me feel something
When will we be able to flip houses in Elden Ring
it is painful watching him throw out all the sellable items as well as throwing out letters without reading them
The last time I stepped in dog shit was about a couple months ago in October. The leaves had all mostly fallen down, and they started decomposing so everything was pretty much a shade of brown. I was walking my dog on the same path we always went on, and I was being very careful as per usual to avoid all of the dog poop that people just leave out bc they're assholes. Much to my dismay, when I stepped onto a certain clump of leaves, my crocs squished like halfway into a wet, soppy, leaf-covered glop of rank dog turds.
Oh my god 🤮🤮🤮
that's what you get for wearing crocs
Jerma saying "Im very good at this" and not lining up the shelves properly is killing me
I wish someone cared about me as much as Jerma cares about House flipper lol
4:22 career ending voice crack
1:08:56 So Jerma's favorite pokémon is Teddiursa! Good to know!
at 53:00 I imagine that's what jerma would look like if he was a house
45:43 Why does this sound like the tagline to a witch-themed disney kids movie
Rats we're rats we're the rats
i actually really like how this vod doesnt have the chat visible. i hate seeing the chat. i like when he reads selective messages but otherwise, i dont need to see what these freaks are saying
I love reading chat but only when something REALLY funny and fucked up is happening
1:19:45 hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gall type walk
brbless stream??? unheard of
It's cause the devs have a sniper pointed at him that wouldn't hesitate if he got up
No more end of year events, no more rumbles >:
The retirement home won't let him
@@maxstinkyfoot7366 We need to get a team together to break him out. *que the Payday music*
I’m picturing Jerma driving in complete silence because if he hears anything he will get too absorbed and end up like the dad from cross country road trip
Wake me up when it's the guest appearances dissing Jerma for being 95 years old.
Jerma is so crazy that he has a normal house
57:08 I don't get Americans. Your floors would stay cleaner, longer, if there weren't all these conditions and you just always took your shoes off. I'd consider it really poor cleanliness if I ever felt uncomfortable going barefoot in my own home.
Jermas house flipper videos are literslly the best videos to fall asleep too ever
How? im trying to fall asleep to this rn but his horrible decorating is ruining my sleep
Yeah, Jerma's feng shui does suck a bit 😂
3:23:30 made me so sad poor cursed guts jerma
All that coffee cheetos and chicken taking its toll 😢
is the chat replay extension broken?
It usually takes a few hours after release for the chat to appear. But it has been missing from quite a few streams I've been watching recently for whatever reason
Chat Replay isn't broken, I forgot to add it. I was having a ton of issues with CZcams last night where I had to reupload the VOD several times. I added chat to a few of the failed attempts but forgot to add it to the one that worked. Sorry about that, it should be working now.
@@JermaStreamArchive Oh awesome. Is it difficult to add the chat replay to the vod? If not, one stream I've always wanted the chat for was the Jerma/Etalyx Local-coop games streams but it never seemed to get chat replay. Not sure if there's an issue with it but it'd be cool to see if you have the time!
Yeah it's broken because all the messages are being extremely mean to this innocent and dare I say terribly charismatic man
Got to 40 and only just learning how to put a screw in a wall.
I’m so excited for this
House Flipper 2 looks like Thief Simulator 1 lol
Both of those games pale in comparison to Croc 2: Legend of the Gobbos
@@JacobKinsleythis guy fucks
You don't get it UNTIL you use a bidet. Bidets I've used you can adjust the pressure so its not "spraying everywhere". Its more like one straight stream anyways. I've found you use less toilet paper too.
does he stop shaking the cam to clean stuff at some point
He does it a lot less later on he figures out its not necessary but sometimes just does it.
He shakes it so hard at one point it gives ANY and ALL viewers an INSTANTANEOUS SPLITTING headache
him moving his camera back and forth while cleaning something is annoying me so bad
I was 100% Jermas corner about the TV in the gaming room. A little tv like that ALL the way across the room? Chat was out of line tbh.
He could have switched the position of the table and the TV stand. I think that's what chat was trying to say.
1:53:28 my streamer is so talented
does anyone else remember the stream where jerma had dry gray skin and souless black pits for eyes and he just stared at the camera for 7 hours while his mouth emitted a bright red froth
Lmao that was when he was getting really angry at elden ring!
He's sort of fallen off since then...
Comment reported for disinformation
Rest in peace, Jeremy 😢 I can't believe your story ended like this, so unfair... 😢
we are so back
Clockman Andy
Woke up to this video today 💀😭
I found out Jerma does a near-perfect Jim Henson voice.
I read streams as screams
House Flipper Two
House Flipper Two
House Flip Her Too
1:43:13 sus.
i just wanna see his cute face
He's married
@@idkneothat shouldn’t stop me from seeing his cute face
@@idkneohe’s married? I thought they were just dating
@@angadgrewal9324so true
I don't. When his face is on camera chat spams a bunch of comments about his face as a way to derail him.
It's fairly insufferable behavior.
>sponsored omega gaming weekend
> streams for 4 hours or less each day
Fuck he must be making bank as Ludwigs secretary or whatever
8 hours + 4.. thats not enough house flipper for you? xd
@@kit5850no..
Yeah he only made like 5 cents a decade with his previous streaming career now he finally has enough money to buy instant noodles and white rice
@@kit5850he should be producing that many hours of content at twice a day
@@JacobKinsley and he would be if q remastered was never released
2:23:56 hes talking about boston cream donuts but hes gotta know there is a very substantial difference between east coast boston cream and midwest boston cream, i think he would love midwest boston cream, its more creamy and whipped and less like pudding
Jerma acting like he can’t just pay to have any number of different pc builders to make a custom house PC
Someone please explain Captain Hook Andy
Lol 24 builds for invitational 2 but actually 🤓 theres 27 + 1 (jerma)
If he made music for a living he would say ("scorn") at the start of every track
id like to say personally for the poll that i am a freak
Holy shit he *insist* on shaking the camera while using the rag/brush.
I hope someone casts a curse on him.
It was hurting my brain :(
On it boss
@@ashsweetGod damnit, you used rosemary instead of oregano! That was a handsomisation spell! Also the soup is ruined.
wow cool
Twitch would probably shut down his stream if he played the Supermarket Sweep music, so that’s understandable
Poggers
I love the house flipper vids
Anyone else find the cleaning tool really sensual?
No it's literally levitating like a VeggieTales character is the one scrubbing
Never comment again
he doesn't like boston cream pies. doesn't like custard. wtf
You can tell jerma is getting old because of his loose old-peron skin.
Subcutaneous degredation andy
Jerma viewers' vocabulary is awe-inspiring
@@maxstinkyfoot7366 its a spectrum. One one end you got 'milk voice' , on the other...
Im betting the thing that scratch the itch for jermarumble is the shitty graphics and stupid AI.
Glad i took a spoon full of peanut butter right a he started talking about dog shit...
We all agree that Jerma’s mid-life crisis ponytail has to go, he cannot distract us with house flipper 2
Edit: Lol these replies are a mess
Hes retired leave him alone 😭
Edit: Thanks for the 3 likes 👍
Stop bullying my aging streamer
i think it suits him!!
You can’t have a midlife crisis if you’re an immortal being.
Gordon Freeman ponytail
I hate how he never finishes a task just wanders around doing random shit.
are you new or something
yay :p
poggin hard rn
pogma