True Confessions with Zach Galifianakis and Bill Maher
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- čas přidán 16. 02. 2016
- Jimmy, Zach Galifianakis and Bill Maher play a game where they take turns confessing to a random fact, then interrogate each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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True Confessions with Zach Galifianakis and Bill Maher
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"Nobody lights a prezels up and then has a talkshow and talk about it"
- Zach Gali
specially when they are 10. Jimmy was a special kid.
Sure they do..... This is America !
LOL, who said dumb might set you back? didn't hurt Trump! LOL
@@loftsatsympaticodotc I hate people like you
@@loftsatsympaticodotc How ya like Biden you fucking clown
i love brutally honest bill is "no i was pretending" "SO THIS ISN'T EVEN A STORY THIS IS NOTHING" i was thinking the same thing in my head lol
That's cause he's a no bullshit kind of guy. You kind of have to appreciate someone like that even if they are smug. Seinfeld's a lot like that too. It's admirable and hilarious.
Beck Grayson such a classic bill moment
Lmfao it’s true that shit was more like a confession
To be fair that's cause Jimmy said he was pretending it was a cigarette so it seemed a pointless story,made more sense when he clarified he thought that's how it worked and actually lit and tried to smoke it
maher likes to get to the bottom of things.. it's his life's quest really.. so when there's nothing there, at all, which in fallon's case is not surprising, hell yeah maher's going to announce it clearly and plainly
Zack is thinking faster and on a metalevel. He's brilliant.
Matthew Perkins he is on cocaine
@@ogtrumpet5388 no,coke as in "coca cola"😂
Was it on the phone?
I knew he was playing dumb from the second he started reading the card.
Matthew Perkins my friend, I’ve seen him also in other acts and such. He is BRILLIANT. He’s very very sharp
"We shared a coke I already told you." lol
.
Zach was off the scale
That's how you could tell it was true, he was trying to hide fact from a REAL story, if it was fake he'd roll with it
Summer me...
🤣
"I was poor at the time, and she had a coke"
I swear I died when he said that💀
Farhan Ilyas I literally just spit out my hot chocolate when he said that lol
Lynn Pierre really? You spit it out?
Threat Lyns always spit
That is so true to life
Zack played them goooood.
"He wasn't prepared for the questions, whereas I was totally prepared..." Love it.
Zach is on a higher level of comedy. He plays with human psychology.
"I was poor at the time and she had a coke" HAHAHAHA
Bill Maher always looks like he;s just come out of a Harry Potter movie set.
Vasisht Vasan I literally belted a hearty laugh. Thank you!
😂 oh my gosh! What!? You crack me up
+Vasisht Vasan: Um, how so?
😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing. I can totally see it and will never unsee it now.
XD zach making everyone think he was lying.
He's a great actor
+Sam Wh he is a psychopath but it's kinda what actors are supposed to be
Sam Wh I thought he was lying, but just because he was so bad at acting nervous that I figured it was on purpose
Zach is clearly very anxious in public, but thats his whole thing. He gets into a groove and suddenly hes taking over the show. I love it!
@Steele D I don't think I understand the question....alot of people have social anxiety
He was acting anxious though
I don't know how often Zach appears on shows like this one , but I honestly believe he's one of the most entertaining guests. Love watching him everytime
Zach is just too cool. It's tough being that calm and relaxed.
"Was it on the phone?"
Galifianakis is a legend. Even though everybody knows who he is through his movies, he's a massively underrated comedian.
"Was it on the phone?" lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
zach´s annoyance level, when bill enters the stage spilling zach´s coffee? 100%
ooolrait Bill is such an arrogant dick.
Zach is a sharp man, people often take his character as a reflection of who he is, but it's carefully crafted and he knows how to manuevre people socially
no one will ever top Colin Farrell's murder story
That was creepy and he def was involved.
Riiight
Please add a link! Can't find it
*@Danisa L*
Just type up ‘Colin Farrell jimmy Fallon’
moiraine_damodred That story was crazy 😜🤭🙌AGREED
This is Zack's specialty, improve of being uncomfortable. He's so good he took everyone in.
I wish Fallon would do this segment more often. This is my favorite.
they tried hating on zach in the beginning, but he owned this one hah
"so I went with it."
That sounds like something Maher would say. I think that was the tip off for me. Hilarious...
When Bill starts talking about an old movie,it is automatically a true story. 100%.
enjoyed not show itself, as much as looking how Zach destroyes his panic attack. Turns the nervous situation into an act, forces himself out of the comfort zone by putting his legs on the table and voila, composure regained
shut up
Can you do this prose thing for every other video on the Fallon youtube channel bro?! Thanks!
"prose thing"?
Ignacio Landabazo
what's that about?
pwrful wizrd
Zack’s handshake to Bill “don’t want to but ok fine”
Zack has gripping OCD and anxiety issues am I right? I doubt he's on drugs, I think he's terrified.
So, like, kudos to him for being brave and get off his junk.
He was also hilarious and entertaining in the midst of his nerves.
i think he has nerves of frayed wires and huge balls of steel. I'm very impressed.
You are a special kind of stupid.
Good trolling :)
I would love to sit down with Bill Maher and hear these childhood stories of his. I'm sure he has tons.
A bunch of kids tracked him down in middle school and beat him up in the playground. I'd say "really shitty" is an understatement...
Lord Burgendy you can have
YES
He was probably very boring to other high schoolers. I’ll bet he did not fit in at all, unless it was NYC or someplace with fringe element acceptance.
Last time it was John Oliver & J-law. This week Bill Maher & Zach Galifianakis. Both duo's you wouldn't normally think go together but were bloody interesting to watch interact. Props to Jimmy.
this came out in February, genius.
Zach has actually been on real time, he lit a joint on Bill's show 😂
Two comedians together? Don't they normally go together?
Zach is a genius!!! One of my favorite actors/comedians, he's brilliant imp!
I wanna see James corden as a guest here
+Abu Jaffar Good idea. Contain the two least funny late night hosts in a studio and then bomb it.
+H Smith lol cordon is the funniest
Reed Parsons I liked him back when he was doing comedy just in the UK but now that he's changed his style I find him insufferable
+Abu Jaffar 'Corden' not Cordon.....
+God isdead search on CZcams 'the late late show' he's the host
I could've watched an hour of this shit...
Very entertaining indeed
Mirk Jerken look up Would I lie To You. It’s a british show with like 12 seasons with this
Mirk Jerken p
Love all three of these 'characters'..I guess I'm just not one of those people who always want to criticize someone else..this gets an A in my book..:)
@Adam Malec, I was
impressed, while
watching 1 of his
"Google Translates Songs"
bits, he admits
~you've probably seen this
on the interwebz~
look up a british show called would i lie to you
is it just me or is zach getting hotter
Hell yeah
He lost like 30 lbs
No, it's not just you. He is!
No. Warmer.
Yes. It is just you.
Zach and Bill are a killer combination! Zach smoking a joint on Bill Maher's real time was hilarious!
What an incredibly boring confession Fallon.
😂 lmao!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+TheSlick44y would be nice if no one knew about the story with Nicole and then he wrote about that.
"Nicole Kidman had a crush on me and I made a fool of myself in such a way that she lost interest."
+TheSlick44y To be fair he has to come up with a new one every time he does one of these things. One person only has so many confessions lol.
+TheSlick44y lol and Bill called him out on it
bill maher is awesome.
he's awesome... like a fart with shit spray...
+jakepv1 did you like your own comment??
biro24 intimately...
i eat ass
kenykillr lol... poopsicles
7:26 that Zach look is the best
*WHAT DID HE SAY*
Ted Cruz he said you lie! And nothing about Hillary.....
It sounds more like Hillary would be the epitome of lying. nbd though
Oddly enough, between Lying Ted, Crooked Hillary, and that piece of shit Trump, Cruz probably lies the least. That said, fuck all of them.
How did this turn into a poltical discussion.... 😂
Pimpa Licious ty! Lol
I never wanted a story to be so true in my life after hearing Bill Maher's confession. And boy did he not disappoint
I may have to steal this one. Women love mystery.
Hasn't everyone smoked a pretzel stick?
My ex tried smoking red licorice once...
+Synfaxed It was candy cigarette lol
+Synfaxed Worse, I seem to recall rolling a box of candy cigarettes up in my t-shirt sleeve.
+Synfaxed ...and giant pretzels are cigars. :)
+Synfaxed I pretended once to smoke one of those bubble gum cigs with the 'smoke' you could tap off the ends that was just powdered sugar lol. I was 14 and we took a pic of it :P
"Bill thought it was something else and got very excited." LMFAO. 😂🤣
zach thank you for saving this sketch
Lol all these guys who are hating on bill maher
+Joe He'd be great as a friend, but should have no decision-making authority over another sentient being.
+Goku Son goes without saying. lmao. But true. Bill has his finger in a few pies. He producer (so he spends $ so the show can happen) for Vice news. Bill also has a very good moral meter so we don't have to worry about him having authority over sentients.
i like trains.
I love the new sound CZcams makes when you like a comment
I dont
Disliking the comment makes an even better sound!
+kazamify I pressed like on your comment just to hear a sound and I heard NOTHING. Goddammit.
+Blasted Heath It's ok, you can toy with them and upvote then downvote back and forth until you're bored with your actions. I recommend it.
I'm gonna like this other person comment jus to see wat you're talking about!
What’s the swear they bleeped out when Maher said it was true? It’s killing me ahaha
Zach didn't stop drinking the prop coffee that he's not supposed to. IT'S NOT COFFEE ZACH! NOOO
Anna White it’s water sis
Unless they made his special
What even is a prop coffee?
If there was a show with these three on it, it would be amazing.
Im amazed at how much bill maher looks like squidward with a white wig.
0:48 lol its a prop look at his face when he drinks it
Zach was as funny as he always is delivering his story, that even I almost thought he was lying. I also didn't expect Bill's story to be as good as it was.
Damn! Zack with a masterclass in acting!
“this is not even a story” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:10 jimmy's and bills laughs were like scarcely the same it's amazing😂
jimmy getting nervous when they hint at smoking weed.
+Sidrah Zaheer u have to understand they are hypocrites. They have had alcohol on this show numerous times.
Jimmy is always nervous
Wow Jimmy's stories are always the worst.
It's not really meant to be about him...and other celebrities are changing, but he's going to be playing every time, so it's to be expected that he throws in some not so interesting ones. He had a very good one - the one where he was over at his friend's house while the guy was doing business w/ a drug dealer and the dealer robbed his friend & pointed a gun at Jimmy!
Voicu Violeta Oh yea I remember that it was a good one.
+Voicu Violeta tffi
+faboze LoL, Jimmy has the worst fans and viewers on the face of this planet. No one likes him but everyone keeps watching not only the show but on CZcams as well.
Yes. I fail to comprehend how this guy got his own show.
Zack is my hero, what a genius. Can do more with a look than a lot of comics do in half their set.
Zack is so underrated.The guy is so talented.
Why is bill always so much more likable whenever it isn’t on his own show?
I once told a girl in my Sunday school class that I had been to Japan. I had never been but thought I would look cool. Turns out the teacher got wind of it and was part Japanese. He proceeded to ask me 60 questions about my experience in Japan in front of the whole class.
You're dead
I LOVE Zach Galifianakis!! He is pure awesome-sauce
The only reason i knew zack was telling the truth, is because hes such a good actor, he acted out lying better than someone actually lying
Bill Maher reminds me of Squidward.
This is one of the best comments I have ever seen.
Zach is so freakin hilarious, just by looking at him, jeez!
When Bill Maher was telling his story I was like "Please let this be true...please let this have happened..." lol
These skits are fantastic!!! I can't get enough of them. There needs to be more of them!!
They all have so much chemistry together
I want to see Christopher Walken on one of these!
Or Kevin Spacey posing as Christopher Walken
Shaun Pearson
I don't know what that is suppose to mean...
*****
Oh...
*****
Hahaha I know right.
He would definitely have some crazy stories.
😂😂 everything about Zach is just funny .
Even his last name is funny
Zach is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!
These three should do a movie together. That was so funny hahahaha
I like when Jimmy does this game!
Jimmy always acts like a dude who is just being the interim host until the real host is on vacation
Man I fucking love Zach! He's so funny and adorable.
Jeff Goldblum would be fantastic on this game!!
A new segment on the show should just be deciding whether Fallons laugh is authentic or put on.
I actually saw a video on here that handled that, and he's authentic, just kind of giggly. Remember how he'd break in basically every sketch he was in because he couldn't stop laughing at everything? I just think he's a mirthful dude
ragnarqk charisma on command?
Go Zach!! he totally had me believing he was lying!
good chemistry! wow. and all true stories. thanks for confessing! ONE two three, TWO two three... waltzing....
'Who lights a pretzel up and has a talk show and talks about it?' Only Jimmy Fallon.
Jimmy Fallon is the King of Late Night.
I laughed so hard @ 6:05 "we don't need that filth in here"
I could have watched more of this. So good.
"I was poor at the time, she had a coke..." ahahah genius! 😂
Zach galifianakis looks likes he has lost a lot of weight.
It's tough out there in hollywood.
"Cocaine and hookers, my friend"
Smoors how would hookers help
Travis Stanaway
AIDS?
Travis, exercise.
I really respect the fact that Bill is not a good liar... #hiscredibilityisrising
I really enjoy this, do more Jimmy
"WE SHARED A COKE, I ALREADY TOLD YOU!" I watched that over and over again
I love these so much
Being deaf doesn't mean you can't talk...
that is true, but in my experience, deaf people usually dont know how to properly pronounce words since they cant hear how it is pronounced. And you can clearly hear it if you listen to a deaf person trying to talk.
He might've meant that not being able to talk doesn't doesn't mean you're deaf. well, sort of works both ways I suppose
@@Sus-nh4yx they have speech therapy
American TV is weird. You can't say curse words which every kid knows as soon as they get in school (or sooner) but you show people being shot up, set on fire etc.
TheSinisterPress it’s cause we were founded by the puritans who hated sex and cursing but were completely fine with burning “witches” and killing Native Americans. Americans are completely fine with murder and violence but sex is just too much.
@@mattschumacher4581 Sadly that's our history...
@Josip Excuse? I was responding to Matt Schumacer's comment. Burning witches and murdering Native Americans is SADLY part of our history.
I guess the cry babies insisting that women shouldn't breast feed in public are the ones who have been "harmed" by breasts. Lol I dont know.
Thats because cursing fits nowhere in political propaganda and related agendas
They always seem to drink that stuff, why don't Jimmy give them real coffee?
Bill: “he’s the worst liar since ted Cruz”
Zach: tells the truth
Bill: well shit
Bill this isnt HBO XD
This was sooooo smooth
this should be it's own show.
Bill Maher is great. Love that man.
Holy shit Zach was so godlike on his lie turn
Jimmy consistently watches people try to ingest these props and still keeps them. It’s great.
These series are amazing
University of North Carolina, home of the fighting Wolf Pack
NC State.
That'd be State
Hangover
Riley Naehu use what you know
🐺🐺🐺
This felt like an intense game of chess, those two were amazing, they are very good liars/actors. Both of times I thought they were lying, reading their expressions and all, but lo! they were speaking truth, they must be so good at micro expressions and fooling others.
Lmao “I’m gonna say it’s true” said by the person telling the story
Fantastic!