Try Not To Laugh Challenge #18

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  • @sirskittle9093
    @sirskittle9093 Před 4 lety +7929

    Guy: Were did the giraffe learn that
    Zoo keeper: I don’t know

  • @joecrouse2503
    @joecrouse2503 Před 2 lety +14471

    I love how genuine that eye tracker dude sounded about it. I want to believe he was actually gonna try which makes the immediate failure that much better

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- Před 2 lety +385

      Greek god is his name.

    • @uragireta2556
      @uragireta2556 Před 2 lety +31

      a

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 Před 2 lety +236

      Greekgod’s his name, not being around much anymore is our gain.

    • @aaronzaharik3240
      @aaronzaharik3240 Před 2 lety +152

      I mean of course. When you focus on the obstacle your gonna hit it. Instead tell yourself to focus on the goal. Looking at the face.

    • @syz_0
      @syz_0 Před rokem +14

      no shit

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base Před rokem +5381

    Markiplier: * goes 8 minutes without laughing *
    Santa: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @akiotarokokan1362
    @akiotarokokan1362 Před rokem +2301

    Loved how at 6:49 when the dude was done telling his story the camera man and the person in the car were dying laughing

  • @elijahpizarro4997
    @elijahpizarro4997 Před 4 lety +3846

    Kids: *spots Santa*
    Santa: no witnesses
    *Santa used his magic to blow up the kids*

    • @TJKKelly-ej7en
      @TJKKelly-ej7en Před 4 lety +22

      Elijah Pizarro least children to feed I’m i right?

    • @a-10warthog41
      @a-10warthog41 Před 4 lety +6

      @@TJKKelly-ej7enr/cursedimages

    • @averagejoe5742
      @averagejoe5742 Před 4 lety +11

      Sans Midoriya Joestar do u mean r/cursedcomments?

    • @jackieabdo6837
      @jackieabdo6837 Před 4 lety +3

      Elijah Pizarro Santa ain’t real

    • @averagejoe5742
      @averagejoe5742 Před 4 lety +8

      Jackie Abdo oh really then who gave me my fur suit in the mail ha beat that normie

  • @HBQV
    @HBQV Před 3 lety +13639

    Markiplier: There is nothing funny in this world
    Also Markiplier: **Laughs from children being blown up by Santa Claus**

  • @Yosheta
    @Yosheta Před rokem +540

    8:06 Love how it took him 90 milliseconds to react.

  • @perpir
    @perpir Před rokem +647

    The moment that markiplayer started explaining her faces killed me ( from 3:55 to 4:22)

    • @r.e.m.02
      @r.e.m.02 Před rokem +10

      I mean you can clearly tell that the girl fell on purpose. Mark was funnier than the clip itself

    • @perpir
      @perpir Před rokem +4

      @@r.e.m.02 I know

    • @luckyleo1233
      @luckyleo1233 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Markiplayer

  • @hatcherz-bgshatching9232
    @hatcherz-bgshatching9232 Před 4 lety +15113

    Markiplier: That’s not funny that’s harassment
    Also markiplier: *laughs at kids getting blown up*

    • @jonv.6213
      @jonv.6213 Před 4 lety +119

      Half life scientists in a nutshell DARGH NO STAHP

    • @laggyboi9426
      @laggyboi9426 Před 4 lety +36

      Can i get that pet from ur pic plz ive tryed for alot for then lazarbeam's editing

    • @justjoking5252
      @justjoking5252 Před 4 lety +43

      Well it's not harassment...

    • @Superboologan1
      @Superboologan1 Před 4 lety +10

      Maid by dingdong no less

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 Před 4 lety +31

      Anakin would be proud

  • @cztv9759
    @cztv9759 Před 4 lety +17799

    so this is what used to b funny back in 2019 when the world was in peace

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers Před rokem +168

    I love how suddenly he goes from neutral to laughing hysterically at 8:07

  • @reviewerboy6714
    @reviewerboy6714 Před 4 lety +2695

    I died when he said “this is shit level 2”

  • @maggieburns8155
    @maggieburns8155 Před 4 lety +3483

    no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Santa: *blows up children*
    Mark: *WEEEEZZZEE*

    • @venomouszebr9755
      @venomouszebr9755 Před 4 lety +37

      No one:
      Literally no one:
      No soul:
      Not a single person on the earth:
      Me: sToP uSiNg ThIs MeMe CuS iTs SuPpOsE tO bE dEaD

    • @jahfkas1790
      @jahfkas1790 Před 4 lety +8

      This makes me wheeze too... *I WONDER WHY?*

    • @goopa4686
      @goopa4686 Před 4 lety +6

      actually that was funny

    • @jakedavis8681
      @jakedavis8681 Před 4 lety +5

      I had the same fucking reaction as Mark Ngl!!! LMAOOOO

    • @xdenricoudx
      @xdenricoudx Před 4 lety +2

      So that’s why everyone believes in Santa. The heretics get exploded

  • @skaterpulse6746
    @skaterpulse6746 Před rokem +96

    5:17 this video has become basically a culture in the UK. Atleast once a month or year you'll hear someone shout "BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY!" at the top of their lungs

  • @alecmagicgaming
    @alecmagicgaming Před rokem +91

    I was rooting so much for the eye tracker guy. I failed instantly but his speech got me cheering him on. Then as soon as he said “FUCK” I lost it. I haven’t laughed so much in ages 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yetravellingsonc8372
    @yetravellingsonc8372 Před 3 lety +8476

    Okay, the Sax guy didn't make me laugh-- he was an absolute legend in his own right, i was more amazed.

    • @Dardek
      @Dardek Před 3 lety +64

      I dont know who thought it was funny

    • @Dardek
      @Dardek Před 2 lety +7

      @Mariothane good point

    • @greatarchitect
      @greatarchitect Před 2 lety +18

      I thought you were talking about epic sax guy

    • @Rambiz
      @Rambiz Před 2 lety +31

      I was just vibing with them

    • @crytichacker
      @crytichacker Před 2 lety +24

      I just feel like it's normal. I don't understand why is this part so funny.

  • @jasonsibley2667
    @jasonsibley2667 Před 5 lety +4807

    Video: "its just common sense"
    Makiplier: "DID I HAVE A STROKE???!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @whyamilaughing7916
    @whyamilaughing7916 Před rokem +170

    The real try not to laugh challenge is watching how mark reacts.

  • @beltheo2030
    @beltheo2030 Před 11 měsíci +30

    8:43 my favorite part of this entire video 😂

  • @mikerotch5440
    @mikerotch5440 Před 3 lety +6010

    The saxophone guy has the same energy as the I love refrigerators guy.

  • @imjustariceguy
    @imjustariceguy Před 4 lety +6020

    *Mark sees short joke*
    Mark: Is that like a personal attack or something?

    • @anaalvarez1541
      @anaalvarez1541 Před 4 lety +12

      Dude hes 6`00 i Google it

    • @LinkJTO
      @LinkJTO Před 4 lety +26

      Ana Alvarez then he’s 3 inches taller than the average man, so why does he think he’s short

    • @imjustariceguy
      @imjustariceguy Před 4 lety +22

      LinkJTO he’s the shortest out of him, Tyler, Bob, Wade, but not Ethan.

    • @noodledoodles1767
      @noodledoodles1767 Před 4 lety

      @@anaalvarez1541 *5'8

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan Před 4 lety +3

      @@anaalvarez1541 Midget. *laughs in 6'7*

  • @justsomebaby3465
    @justsomebaby3465 Před 9 měsíci +39

    "I'm from Arizona"

  • @gordonbarnes7005
    @gordonbarnes7005 Před rokem +13

    8:02 "That wasn't a laugh, it was [gives the definition of laugh]."

  • @valentine1118
    @valentine1118 Před 3 lety +2022

    4:04 “THIS is the face of a little S H IT”
    The passive aggressiveness I love it

    • @MISSGNOMETF2
      @MISSGNOMETF2 Před 3 lety +20

      Now put willy wonka saying that about Mike tvee it would fit so well

    • @arandomduckwithinternet.8412
      @arandomduckwithinternet.8412 Před 3 lety +17

      *SHE LOOKS LIKE MY SISTER!?*

    • @Tommy-ex7ui
      @Tommy-ex7ui Před 3 lety +83

      3:57: Ok, here's the first face where she realizes she came very close to pain and/or death
      4:05: THIS is the face of a little shit who realizes that they didn't died and therefore are now invulnerable
      4:13: This is "Shit Level 2" where the shit-lord in question has discovered that, they're indeed not invulnerable

    • @conconcrete
      @conconcrete Před 3 lety +9

      Tommy 371 truer words have never been spoken

    • @Ben7892
      @Ben7892 Před 3 lety +13

      Sarah Baxter
      “This is shit level 2”

  • @depressoespresso7991
    @depressoespresso7991 Před 4 lety +5669

    * santa kills children while flying away*
    *Markiplier laughs*
    What

  • @Son_Joe_Productions
    @Son_Joe_Productions Před 9 měsíci +7

    4:44 The Giraffe that snuck into Quagmire’s room. 😂

  • @dappertophatter.
    @dappertophatter. Před rokem +100

    8:07
    orphans: we wanna see our parents
    santa: ok here ya go

    • @Millie-hz2xr
      @Millie-hz2xr Před rokem +7

      STOPPP💀😭

    • @rawrslayy-
      @rawrslayy- Před rokem +3

      It feels wrong to laugh at this

    • @Bigboymacom
      @Bigboymacom Před rokem +2

      @@rawrslayy- the movies so shit to the point where I always laugh at the clip 😭😭

  • @TD_loves_IANR
    @TD_loves_IANR Před 6 měsíci +6

    “What a completely innocent video of a giraffe… and a fence post!”
    -Mark Edward “Markiplier” Fischbach

  • @inversedeggyolk5073
    @inversedeggyolk5073 Před 3 lety +3788

    All memes aside, the saxophone guy is actually a chad

    • @dionshelby5494
      @dionshelby5494 Před 3 lety +15

      Agreed!

    • @connertolman8024
      @connertolman8024 Před 3 lety +23

      I wish I could do the same on clarinet

    • @lmao-hw8cd
      @lmao-hw8cd Před 3 lety +16

      @@connertolman8024 that clarinet guy deserves an oscar i wish i was as half as that guy lol

    • @connertolman8024
      @connertolman8024 Před 3 lety +6

      @@lmao-hw8cd I think you meant saxophone, but yeah, definitely

    • @skittlez9233
      @skittlez9233 Před 3 lety +3

      He is Japanese so he is a JAPANESE CHAD!

  • @herobrine8626
    @herobrine8626 Před 2 lety +4309

    8:07 When Mark laughed at this one, his brain had a short circuit and therefore, the reason why it took him a second to start laughing. His brain had to process it.

    • @hedonistredd4592
      @hedonistredd4592 Před 2 lety +217

      The funny thing is you can see that in real time. You see the flash of orange and it just goes FLASH - PAUSE - LAUGH

    • @zeus.9285
      @zeus.9285 Před 2 lety +110

      Marks brain: *windows xp shutdown sounds plays*

    • @john-paulhamilton5442
      @john-paulhamilton5442 Před 2 lety +64

      He laugh so loud tho after processing what just happened.

    • @SobiTheRobot
      @SobiTheRobot Před 2 lety +45

      The best humor takes exactly ONE SECOND to register before it catches all of your senses off guard

    • @herobrine8626
      @herobrine8626 Před 2 lety +12

      Oh damn I didn’t realize this got replies and likes! Thanks guys!

  • @FamilyEntertainmentStudios

    8:09 That Laugh Is Priceless 😂

  • @Calyxor_
    @Calyxor_ Před 10 měsíci +6

    7:34 with captions 😂 chest abuse XD

  • @masijack5113
    @masijack5113 Před 5 lety +743

    3:57 Professor Markiplier lecturing about the stages of being a shit

  • @mmmyeaaaa
    @mmmyeaaaa Před 3 lety +1279

    5:08 When two 6 years old just learned about swearing and decided to put “fuck” in every sentence

    • @cupcakeman90
      @cupcakeman90 Před 3 lety +9

      @@iaadtarek1207 wtf!?!?

    • @flawless7970
      @flawless7970 Před 3 lety +1

      @@iaadtarek1207 WTH

    • @flawless7970
      @flawless7970 Před 3 lety

      @@iaadtarek1207 what do YOU want ;-;

    • @cupcakeman90
      @cupcakeman90 Před 3 lety

      @@iaadtarek1207 Bruh, you think nobody saw you drunk ass comment of yours!? You just deleted it and said: "You".

    • @mik3y448
      @mik3y448 Před 3 lety

      @@cupcakeman90 what did he say

  • @MoreSettledWindow98
    @MoreSettledWindow98 Před rokem +4

    8:06 It's quite funny how I'm seeing this on Christmas day.

  • @sotis2
    @sotis2 Před 9 měsíci +13

    I think those children might've been from Arizona

  • @alwaysandforeverleigh5145
    @alwaysandforeverleigh5145 Před 4 lety +2147

    *Asks blind child “Is there anything you can’t do, Faith?”*
    Blind Child: “See.”

  • @jeffyng8658
    @jeffyng8658 Před 2 lety +3679

    Mark’s “did I have a stroke” made that clip so much funnier than it actually was

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 Před 2 lety +24

      What was that ad even for? How did it even surface?

    • @Omnipheles
      @Omnipheles Před rokem +88

      @@rodian_skypyratz6181 the original text is a very old 4chan meme that started from someone asking something like "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?". It's probably documented, I don't remember the topic it was about, but it stuck with me at the time because of how nonsensical it was. I think it was on /v/.

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 Před rokem +11

      @@Omnipheles Well, that explains a lot.

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien Před rokem +8

      @@Omnipheles think it was on a Wii game called The Conduit or something like that

    • @stacyaaa9471
      @stacyaaa9471 Před rokem +24

      It sounds like it actually makes sense but you can't understand it no matter how hard you try,kinda like the "how english sounds to non English speakers" video. And that absolutely numbs my fucking brain

  • @thebathroom6327
    @thebathroom6327 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Calling the blind kid's radio show "a vision of hope" is brutal

  • @enderethan144
    @enderethan144 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Children Dying
    Mark: Funniest Shit ever.

  • @editing.org.9108
    @editing.org.9108 Před 4 lety +687

    "MA THE CAT IS BACK, THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S WEARING MAKEUP-"
    The cat: *i just wanted to be pretty...*

    • @imveryartistic5002
      @imveryartistic5002 Před 4 lety +21

      I felt so bad for the baby it was raining and wanting shelter. i would talk the baby in

    • @GenaBabe33
      @GenaBabe33 Před 4 lety +9

      I fucking love that cat

    • @pimpimIing
      @pimpimIing Před 4 lety +4

      I wanna know if that cat is real, so I can fix it's makeup

    • @hopeuwu2479
      @hopeuwu2479 Před 4 lety +3

      I feel so bad for the cat I think it is cute

  • @yaboylj8863
    @yaboylj8863 Před 3 lety +2652

    Bunny: gets shot
    Markiplier: laughes
    Also Markiplier: that’s so sad

    • @vrldf8181
      @vrldf8181 Před 3 lety +21

      Laughs*.
      Sorry, by the way.

    • @sammusaev5883
      @sammusaev5883 Před 3 lety +14

      the duality of man

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Před 3 lety +12

      Well, I'll probably get wooshed for this, but the funny part of the clip that Mark was laughing at was the sound the girl made when the bunny got shot.

    • @chauthaibao5305
      @chauthaibao5305 Před 3 lety +3

      can we hit 50 likes

    • @theguywithaliases3372
      @theguywithaliases3372 Před 3 lety +3

      @BendyInkSmile you can clearly see its a arrow, not a spear, it was shot, by a bow

  • @speedbreaker3270
    @speedbreaker3270 Před rokem +8

    The girl on the bike is the perfect example of why Mark's try not to laugh videos are the best. I'm always laughing more at his commentary than the videos he's watching

  • @Mixxium
    @Mixxium Před 6 měsíci +5

    I love this little look that mark has come on at about 9:06, where he knows exactly how the clip is going to end

  • @knoxrl6261
    @knoxrl6261 Před 4 lety +5540

    Let's be honest
    We mostly laughed at marks laughs

  • @proudpapaprick
    @proudpapaprick Před 3 lety +1180

    "Did I have a stroke?!?!"
    Ah good, it wasn't just me. 🤣

    • @livin4thelamb499
      @livin4thelamb499 Před 2 lety +5

      I need context for this video - post haste!

    • @Superawesomevids549
      @Superawesomevids549 Před 2 lety +8

      @@livin4thelamb499 it was probably one of those scripts written by an A.I. after it was fed dozens of similar commercials

    • @livin4thelamb499
      @livin4thelamb499 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Superawesomevids549 yes but there's a real person reading it. How and why?Hahaha

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg Před 2 lety +9

      @@livin4thelamb499 prob a text to speech or someone hired to have a stroke and read scrabble letters they shat out.

    • @AlecBrownBurr
      @AlecBrownBurr Před 2 lety +8

      @@livin4thelamb499 Surprisingly it has nothing to do with AI. This is a comment from a discussion on 4chan from like, 2009 or so. Google "Has anyone really been far". It's one of my favorite pieces of internet history lol

  • @cademercier7790
    @cademercier7790 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Bro im sorry but i never laugh at these but your laugh is just way to fucking contagious 😂

  • @SerTasera
    @SerTasera Před rokem +1

    I lost it at "Don't You Remember Me", I don't know why that one was so funny.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 5 lety +24758

    I saw three women and told them there aint nothin down that way and they flew away.....they were birds. OMG I lost it.

    • @jennyzhao9271
      @jennyzhao9271 Před 5 lety +184

      Same

    • @EvanGamer
      @EvanGamer Před 5 lety +330

      They were birds.

    • @Kyle_00
      @Kyle_00 Před 5 lety +173

      naaaah the black guy following the pen HAHAHA omg comedy gold

    • @Nyctolust
      @Nyctolust Před 5 lety +366

      Big Chungus it's not dark humour, it was just totally unexpected and that's what made it weird and funny. it's just surprisingly goofy.

    • @jaidengoff2019
      @jaidengoff2019 Před 5 lety +35

      Wutaii1 Nostalgia I’m pretty sure I know where that video was filmed too,,, I think I was there that day lmaooo

  • @phant0mgltch192
    @phant0mgltch192 Před 3 lety +5259

    3:51 this has to have been the most grown up version of Mark I’ve ever seen, he’s looking at our generation of teens and analyzing all our idiotic mistakes and actions just like our parents do

    • @shreksmith5003
      @shreksmith5003 Před 3 lety +163

      Yeah I hate my generation

    • @Zikaeda
      @Zikaeda Před 2 lety +96

      i was doing well up to that point but him analysing the video cracked me up

    • @jaybent5950
      @jaybent5950 Před 2 lety +17

      She got bit in the cooch. Mark is now going serious mode

    • @Big_Ben1987
      @Big_Ben1987 Před 2 lety +29

      @@jaybent5950 yes. And I’m tired of pretending he’s not

    • @SauceTart
      @SauceTart Před 2 lety +16

      @@Big_Ben1987 damn bro that was smooth

  • @zacharyscott3038
    @zacharyscott3038 Před rokem +7

    I miss these. I wish you would do them more often, he is such an awesome laugh and I feel more included especially when we’re both laughing together. Lol 😂

  • @MonkeyDKLuffy777
    @MonkeyDKLuffy777 Před 2 měsíci +2

    i have NEVER found a Try not to laugh challenge funny... i hardly crack a smile.. but your reactions alone make them funny XD

  • @Luked4105
    @Luked4105 Před 4 lety +1064

    I called the number at 3:15...
    Apparently it is somewhere in Louisiana.
    I have now gone further and even more decided to use!

  • @alwaysandforeverleigh5145
    @alwaysandforeverleigh5145 Před 4 lety +1673

    “They was some birds.”

  • @jajnuharium
    @jajnuharium Před rokem +7

    Once a year I binge all of these videos and they never get old.

  • @Homesicktraveler
    @Homesicktraveler Před 9 měsíci +5

    7:55- this shits funny still

  • @audreysegedin7803
    @audreysegedin7803 Před 4 lety +1031

    Men being stupid-
    Mark:That’s not that funny.
    Children Exploding-
    Mark:😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😱😱😱😆😆😆

  • @silverdropstudios7323
    @silverdropstudios7323 Před 4 lety +535

    Santa: shoots magic out of finger
    Kids: die
    Markiplier: dies

  • @pyrosteel5091
    @pyrosteel5091 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I’m from Arizona…. (Insert gunshot)

  • @alasdairsinclair916
    @alasdairsinclair916 Před rokem +5

    Mark's commentary got me just as much as the actual videos.

  • @biggsy141gaming4
    @biggsy141gaming4 Před 2 lety +3496

    The eye tracker clip... you know what's coming... but the build up makes it so perfect 🤣🤣🤣 it killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thehellhoundsarehere6744
    @thehellhoundsarehere6744 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I need Markiplier to do these again.

  • @RadleysVlogs
    @RadleysVlogs Před rokem +2

    8:07 I love that the human reaction time causes mark to pause before blowing up in laughter

  • @EmeraldSogeking
    @EmeraldSogeking Před 5 lety +791

    "I would never lie to you guys..."
    *intensely stares*

  • @dorkypudi1525
    @dorkypudi1525 Před 5 lety +1463

    *"I Would Not Lie To You Guys" - Markiplier 2019*

  • @steventamburello7187
    @steventamburello7187 Před rokem +3

    4:53 Lord forgive me for what I am about to do.

  • @bkm5869
    @bkm5869 Před 4 měsíci +1

    These videos are still amazing and it’s so funny with the captions on also 😂

  • @ryderblayed2421
    @ryderblayed2421 Před 4 lety +428

    8:09 it took Mark 1 second to realise that the kids were blown up by Santa Claus

  • @kevalyn8586
    @kevalyn8586 Před 3 lety +533

    That blind girl named Faith had the same energy as Toph from A:TLA.
    "Is there anything you can't do, Faith?"
    "SEE."

  • @Funnylegoguy
    @Funnylegoguy Před 27 dny +1

    God these memes are still funny 5 years later.

  • @Fatih_M177
    @Fatih_M177 Před 10 měsíci +2

    8:06 this is why i love old cartoons, combine that with memes and Markiplier and you got yourself a masterpiece that will forever make you laugh when you look back at it fondly

  • @tbp_entertainment
    @tbp_entertainment Před 5 lety +151

    "WHY ARE Y'ALL WALKING DOWN THE STREET THAT WAY? THERE'S NOTHING DOWN THERE! AND THEY FLEW AWAY. I SAW 'EM, THEM WAS SOME BIRDS."

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish Před rokem +2

    Great Video! *This is absolutely hilarious and makes me feel happy*

  • @mr.creeperhegaxable
    @mr.creeperhegaxable Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Santa Claus part got me 😂😂😂 8:06

  • @williampaterson7808
    @williampaterson7808 Před 4 lety +437

    Roses are red, Poems have words.
    Women flew away, saw them was some birds.

  • @thijsvandaalen2592
    @thijsvandaalen2592 Před 5 lety +602

    Mark: that’s real cute
    5 sec later
    *giraffe deepthroats fence*

    • @ritualelf
      @ritualelf Před 5 lety +10

      LOL yes, this comment is gold. I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out.

    • @SpaceCatNuggets
      @SpaceCatNuggets Před 5 lety +1

      R
      I was thinking the same thing

    • @draconicreconcile
      @draconicreconcile Před 5 lety +4

      I dont think it was deepthroating tbh

    • @8bitfridge432
      @8bitfridge432 Před 5 lety +4

      Well the giraffe has a tall neck anyway

    • @lightvoid7089
      @lightvoid7089 Před 5 lety

      g i r a f f e S U C C

  • @sarloth6392
    @sarloth6392 Před 17 dny

    These videos get me out of my depression I love you mark thanks for being such a great CZcamsr

  • @TheCreateCraftJurassic
    @TheCreateCraftJurassic Před 4 měsíci +3

    8:06 Santa blowing up children made mark spontaneously combust 💀

  • @rev1714
    @rev1714 Před 5 lety +658

    Children:*died*
    Mark:*laughs histericaly*
    Me:...Mark=oompa loompa confirmed

  • @coolguylyn
    @coolguylyn Před 5 lety +150

    8:08 You know what Santa's rule is..... NO WITNESSES.

  • @EyebrowBandit
    @EyebrowBandit Před 25 dny +1

    8:07
    I can't believe he lost it at the austrian painter shooting someone from Arizona.

  • @olithe_eye
    @olithe_eye Před rokem +5

    1:05 to 1:24
    I KEEP WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER BECAUSE I LOVE IT FOR SOME REASON-

    • @61uker
      @61uker Před 2 měsíci

      i can't find it, nor anybody with a lead on the clip, but i do agree.

  • @quindilon3633
    @quindilon3633 Před 4 lety +456

    4:26 the cat was experiencing some lag.

    • @-wandering_soul-8778
      @-wandering_soul-8778 Před 4 lety +3

      Ugh..hate when that happens..

    • @Aoxi
      @Aoxi Před 4 lety +2

      Quindilon wow glad you figured that one out.

    • @nil7201
      @nil7201 Před 4 lety +1

      In time with that beat boxing

    • @redittedd
      @redittedd Před 4 lety

      No it cant lag it's real life it can only lag in virtual games stupid

    • @DEEJAYYCHINO
      @DEEJAYYCHINO Před 4 lety +1

      999 ping

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 Před 5 lety +294

    Santa had his magic set to kill instead of stun

    • @olessalvesen
      @olessalvesen Před 5 lety +2

      Daniel Staples
      That was the worst one by far

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 Před 5 lety +1

      Santa was kicked because of team killing

    • @gordalot
      @gordalot Před 5 lety +1

      Daniel Staples lol phasers

    • @ghostseekerxiii8061
      @ghostseekerxiii8061 Před 5 lety

      Daniel Staples I luaghed at the kung Fu fighting lady part

  • @hx7.ftbl7
    @hx7.ftbl7 Před rokem +3

    His face made me laugh me more then anything 😂

  • @PrefersToBeAnonToday
    @PrefersToBeAnonToday Před rokem +4

    3:10 I cried I laughed so hard 😂

  • @smulker_
    @smulker_ Před 4 lety +1155

    I genuinely feel bad for the “ugly” cat

    • @Path0ss
      @Path0ss Před 3 lety +43

      Why??? The dude who recorded the vid is it’s owner.

    • @smulker_
      @smulker_ Před 3 lety +4

      NikaBee still

    • @xXSpideyEditzzzXx
      @xXSpideyEditzzzXx Před 3 lety +1

      Me too

    • @nekophilia9400
      @nekophilia9400 Před 3 lety +100

      Don't worry! The person who's talking over the recording just dubbed over it. The cat isn't actually being yelled at. His name is Wilfred Warrior on Instagram!

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 Před 3 lety +13

      @Kaylee Peery It looks like the cat eqiuvalent to a pug

  • @Faith-qh7js
    @Faith-qh7js Před 3 lety +377

    “DID I HAVE A STROKE?!”
    same mark same

  • @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon
    @MovedToPhantomTheUmbreon Před 5 měsíci +1

    mark failing so bad was the best part of the video

  • @raphaeltessier7565
    @raphaeltessier7565 Před rokem +3

    I love how at 1:54 Mark and the cat had the exact same reaction lol.

  • @afshanzakir23
    @afshanzakir23 Před 5 lety +239

    Mark: THERE IS NO JOY INSIDE OF MY BODY!
    *has lost 18 times in every try not to laugh challenges*

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 Před 5 lety +309

    **Intense argument until suddenly the driver decides it escalated too quickly**
    "Ok, have a nice day."

  • @Cherrydroidyt
    @Cherrydroidyt Před 10 měsíci

    There is no way to describe the perfection that is Markiplier's voice, something about it is so perfect that i forget its coming from a real person

  • @Fnamarkiplier
    @Fnamarkiplier Před 6 měsíci +1

    "And i feel very offended" - Mark Edward Fishbsch-2019

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar Před 5 lety +9487

    _The legendary series returns once again..._

  • @katethehuman2001
    @katethehuman2001 Před 4 lety +539

    8:07
    Santa: “no witnesses...” *kills the kids that saw him*

    • @Le_Sploingus
      @Le_Sploingus Před 4 lety +1

      What is that vid called

    • @tronixrex6038
      @tronixrex6038 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Le_Sploingus it's called "Secret Santa" by the channel Tomska (in which is also the creator of the asdf series).

    • @Le_Sploingus
      @Le_Sploingus Před 4 lety

      @@tronixrex6038 I wasnt talking about the comment but thanks, it was funny anyway, also I found it

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 Před 4 lety

      "What's this shit on my shoulder?"
      BOOM

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust Před 4 lety

      @*l a w l i e t* I-

  • @MrFuckingKololo
    @MrFuckingKololo Před 7 měsíci

    Love to see that its been four years but half of these memes are still being out into every meme compilation out there

  • @impishlyit9780
    @impishlyit9780 Před 9 měsíci

    It's been years and Deedee Megadoodoo still knocks me out on the spot. XD

  • @T0astThom4s
    @T0astThom4s Před 4 lety +926

    Markiplier: noting in this world is funny
    Me: laughing at all the faces he makes

  • @matth9279
    @matth9279 Před 4 lety +501

    Markiplier: “there’s no such thing as funny”
    *me holding back laughs after 20 seconds*