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  • čas přidán 5. 02. 2020
  • follow instagreem / albertsstuff
    Today I play Epic Minigames on Roblox to train myself to get good at more challenge and survivor type games... so I immediately joined the "Pros" server on Epic Minigames and I felt pain immediately

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  • @cherrriiiii
    @cherrriiiii Před 4 lety +1229

    I love when people call him a noob. You’re talking to a 22 year old man, who has 12 years on Roblox.

    • @lovincore2600
      @lovincore2600 Před 3 lety +13

      @@haileygreer1685 10months ago he posted a vid saying he’s been 10yrs on Roblox 😐

    • @Pentikail
      @Pentikail Před 3 lety +14

      8:12 he said he poayed for 10 years

    • @Plryayera
      @Plryayera Před 3 lety +4

      YeAh

    • @tinica3noodle
      @tinica3noodle Před 3 lety +14

      @@lovincore2600 he said that game in specific

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 Před 3 lety +4

      Some people say "noob" as a joke, but since Albert's fans have less than 2 braincells, they cant take a joke.

  • @ufifoebjfkekehifleof6188
    @ufifoebjfkekehifleof6188 Před 4 lety +3615

    "ThEy ArE nOt EaRiNgS tHeY aRe SoNiC rInGs!" Who remembers this

  • @ilovealicex-9736
    @ilovealicex-9736 Před 2 lety +279

    6:13 my heart just melted.

  • @philipesford336
    @philipesford336 Před 3 lety +121

    That "aww🥰" MADE MY HEART MELT 🥺🥺🥺

  • @sa9837
    @sa9837 Před 4 lety +426

    My brain while studying: 7:03
    My brain during the test: 7:39

  • @stxriey
    @stxriey Před 4 lety +234

    6:15 “‘aww”
    ...my heart skipped a beat

  • @julia8862
    @julia8862 Před 3 lety +28

    7:36 im dead he said “chos” 😭

  • @WillysStuff
    @WillysStuff Před 2 lety +129

    This shows how competitive Albert is, good for him

  • @maryemjeffery9048
    @maryemjeffery9048 Před 4 lety +652

    Albert: **creepily** “Right? RIGHT?!”
    Albert 2 seconds later: “Awww.”
    6:13

  • @krimpet3336
    @krimpet3336 Před 4 lety +3435

    You aren't trash Albert, she just used her big head to avoid gravity

  • @Bozitico
    @Bozitico Před rokem +5

    Lol, loved this one. XD, I can relate to:
    "All I care about is if that girl dies." Been
    there too. Albert, these videos are funny even
    3 years later, honestly.

  • @bsn4539
    @bsn4539 Před 3 lety +17

    5:13
    When my first grade to introduced yourself

  • @supur6
    @supur6 Před 4 lety +451

    Albert : insults and lowers another dudes ego
    The dude that got insulted : I am noob
    Albert :u need more self confidence

    • @-scarlett-5715
      @-scarlett-5715 Před 4 lety +8

      Btw I'm new
      Is flamingos name Albert?

    • @victorr12345
      @victorr12345 Před 4 lety +5

      @@-scarlett-5715 yeah

    • @-scarlett-5715
      @-scarlett-5715 Před 4 lety +4

      @@victorr12345 kk
      Wait I could of just asked my BFF instead of waiting for someone to reply to me because she is a massive flamingo fan

    • @supur6
      @supur6 Před 4 lety +3

      Yes it is

    • @leonardorosado9247
      @leonardorosado9247 Před 4 lety

      @@-scarlett-5715 😂

  • @BirbMemescom
    @BirbMemescom Před 4 lety +162

    “Crumble island. I can do that my life has been crumbling forever”
    -Best Of Albert 2020

  • @random.person.12
    @random.person.12 Před 2 lety +12

    8:21 here is 10 years of experience

  • @cakemakeTHE1
    @cakemakeTHE1 Před rokem +56

    The Nostalgia is kicking in

  • @user-oj7ox7fp2i
    @user-oj7ox7fp2i Před 4 lety +759

    When he said "aw" my heart melted.

  • @itslite2083
    @itslite2083 Před 4 lety +311

    *"die its for a good cause"* - Albert 2020

  • @sshhaark
    @sshhaark Před 3 lety +41

    I love how he calls people idiots LOL 😂 I always laugh till’ I fall..and it’s like he’s trolling best players in the game 😂 😂 😂

  • @leah-ci1vg
    @leah-ci1vg Před 3 lety +12

    Game: “the red teams wins with 48 wins to 8”
    Albert: well... we were only a few off i guess.. 🕺🏼

  • @dekusnumber1simp380
    @dekusnumber1simp380 Před 4 lety +336

    Me: **See's title**
    Also me: "Sounds like something Albert would do."

  • @losedorerd
    @losedorerd Před 4 lety +73

    3:36
    that was adorable and you can’t change my mind.

  • @megusta3341
    @megusta3341 Před 3 lety +25

    me trying to fall asleep watching alberts videos:
    every time i start to fall asleep this happens:
    1:48
    1:54
    3:21
    3:32
    3:38
    5:38
    5:54
    6:01

  • @IHATEYOUALLDIEPLS
    @IHATEYOUALLDIEPLS Před 2 lety +3

    3:32
    Ah.
    The normal albert screaming for other people what a blessing.

  • @mroblox9046
    @mroblox9046 Před 4 lety +327

    Albert: Calls everybody a noob
    Random Noob: Oh no I m noob
    Albert: You gotta have more confidence

    • @Palthsaliva
      @Palthsaliva Před 4 lety +4

      @@Everf11 I'm already a noob and it's so fun being a noob:D

    • @mokaronny
      @mokaronny Před 4 lety

      @@thedolphindudeyt125 I do

    • @thedolphindudeyt125
      @thedolphindudeyt125 Před 4 lety

      Yep

    • @starflet97
      @starflet97 Před 4 lety

      Hel lo. I am, *Al bert*

    • @stomachache6478
      @stomachache6478 Před 4 lety +1

      Maia Treacy Noble this relates to a quote from The pursuit of happyness (I don’t think I have the quote exacttly right but something along the lines of “Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do it, not even me. If you’ve got a dream, chase it.”

  • @poggers.6930
    @poggers.6930 Před 4 lety +450

    “The day my life officially ended”
    Me: *remembers Felipe*

  • @alvvica
    @alvvica Před 3 lety +20

    it’s crazy how he gained 3 million subs in almost a year

  • @awildbonker9621
    @awildbonker9621 Před 3 lety +5

    7:54 albert: make sure to yoink
    Me: yoink

  • @McManGaming1
    @McManGaming1 Před 4 lety +692

    Albert: My life is never succsesfull. :(
    Me: Ur game that survive spongebob the killer game it reached 1 mill visits

  • @hwarangutan
    @hwarangutan Před 4 lety +348

    9:56 dear Albert
    I translated it since I’m Korean- 쓰래기!!!! (meaning trash)

  • @samanthajoycethomas6680
    @samanthajoycethomas6680 Před 3 lety +6

    The way he said 15 thousand wins!! Keep me laughing😂

  • @justsomeguy9322
    @justsomeguy9322 Před 3 lety +4

    WHEN HE SAID AWW MY HEART MELTED

  • @_itskyle_8482
    @_itskyle_8482 Před 4 lety +49

    6:11 Albert: *WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME?!* Albert 2 seconds later: *Pure happiness* 😁

  • @jetlag7617
    @jetlag7617 Před 4 lety +57

    (9:55) Albert since you wanted to translate “TRASH” into ‘this language’ (which is Korean)
    Korean Translation: 시시한 작품

    • @n0t0kay79
      @n0t0kay79 Před 4 lety +10

      @Ultra Sans No, its someone who just used google translate

    • @shuichisaihara6824
      @shuichisaihara6824 Před 4 lety +1

      @paradox brothers 😂

    • @stripes1043
      @stripes1043 Před 4 lety

      r/madlads

    • @iimrsean
      @iimrsean Před 4 lety +1

      Sorry but I don't speak *Korean*

    • @DaejaeKwon
      @DaejaeKwon Před 4 lety +2

      If you want to use 쓰레기 offensively you gotta say "이 쓰레기 같은 새끼야"

  • @aeri7649
    @aeri7649 Před 3 lety +1

    Other CZcamsrs: "Hey guys! Welcome back..."
    Albert: -just shows his youtube video-

  • @akorinko202
    @akorinko202 Před rokem +1

    "Heelo, I am Albert" Made me giggle so hard i cant

  • @imeesta.barbara5225
    @imeesta.barbara5225 Před 4 lety +55

    When that guy said “Im noob choas”
    I felt that 😔

  • @oskxzr
    @oskxzr Před 4 lety +66

    Game: "round race"
    No one:
    Albert: *Im RoUnD*

    • @NamesTesla
      @NamesTesla Před 4 lety

      JODisHere ????

    • @daxigt5505
      @daxigt5505 Před 4 lety +1

      I wanna hug senko; (

    • @oskxzr
      @oskxzr Před 4 lety +1

      @@daxigt5505 yes

    • @oskxzr
      @oskxzr Před 4 lety +1

      @@JODRecaps oh wow. How'd you get verified lmao

    • @mxnxchrxmqtic
      @mxnxchrxmqtic Před 4 lety +1

      AAAA SENKO Y U IS CUTE -dies from cuteness-

  • @williamthewolf1934
    @williamthewolf1934 Před 3 lety +2

    "It's a disease don't touch it!"
    Corona Virus: *allow me to introduce myself*

  • @zsdev8584
    @zsdev8584 Před 3 lety +3

    5:18 he predicted corona

  • @nala_timmy
    @nala_timmy Před 4 lety +191

    When he said “Aw” I was like...
    Pack your bags kids.. Albert is happy

  • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
    @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 Před 4 lety +433

    “fat noob”
    Cleetus MAY be fat, but noob means new and cleetus is NOT new.

  • @JacobPlayzEdits
    @JacobPlayzEdits Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: “YOINK”
    CZcams Captions: “YoU iNk”

  • @aviatorlife4490
    @aviatorlife4490 Před 3 lety +2

    flamingo: im very focus right now
    also flamingo: ionk

  • @gravy240
    @gravy240 Před 4 lety +288

    Albert to rthro dancing: Ew I don't want to be near that
    rthro: *has alberts face as a shirt*

  • @oliveclov373
    @oliveclov373 Před 4 lety +153

    "IM DOING IT I'M DOING IT, I'M ACTUALLY KILLING LOTS OF PEOPLE!" *kiss noise*

    • @mezzylaza
      @mezzylaza Před 4 lety

      Don't talk about the scammer if you do then it will never stop

    • @nancynguyen939
      @nancynguyen939 Před 4 lety

      /: /:

    • @xoxos.linaaa
      @xoxos.linaaa Před 4 lety

      Itzmezeevr they do stop

    • @Retr05548
      @Retr05548 Před 4 lety

      You know who else killed a lot of people?
      Adolf Hittler

  • @Neighborhoodfreinds
    @Neighborhoodfreinds Před 3 lety +4

    January 24 should be a remembering day for how close Albert was to winning. Who Agrees?

  • @lallornaa
    @lallornaa Před rokem +1

    Video: *slayed*
    Homework: *delayed*
    Flamingo: *aww*

  •  Před 4 lety +84

    "Who won?"
    "I won first, I think I won first."
    "I think I won a second before she won."

  • @slucrot
    @slucrot Před 4 lety +25

    Me: *watches Albert on CZcams*
    Mom: who is he?
    Me: Albert
    Mom: DONT GO NEAR HIM, HE JUST GOT OUT OF A MANIACAL PRISON

  • @jamie4437
    @jamie4437 Před 3 lety +1

    Flamingo: "Your parent's marriage will start to break apart- alright I gotta stop making that joke."
    Me who's parents never got married: "Oh I mean it dont bother me lmao"

  • @cricket9805
    @cricket9805 Před 3 lety +1

    1:12 That cough was CRISPY

  • @petrocky5493
    @petrocky5493 Před 4 lety +39

    5:14 me walking to my friends I have not seen in alot of years.

    • @user-wv5zf9sf7b
      @user-wv5zf9sf7b Před 4 lety

      JODisHere OMG I LOVE UR VIDS

    • @theletterh6011
      @theletterh6011 Před 4 lety

      You profile picture is literally epic from epic games

    • @petrocky5493
      @petrocky5493 Před 4 lety

      @@theletterh6011 wwell thats because i can do that or am i epic games ? (thinking emoji)

  • @roblocc5112
    @roblocc5112 Před 4 lety +51

    "what is going on inside his head" 7:41

  • @dreadther1439
    @dreadther1439 Před 2 lety +1

    FLAMINGO RAGE MOMENTS
    5:29 He did touch you.
    7:28 You died from the intense heat!
    8:21 And You have a few 20 seconds of experience.
    9:18 This is karma for making that joke.

  • @lxvey308
    @lxvey308 Před 3 lety +2

    I love when Albert says”yoink”

    • @Geezer629
      @Geezer629 Před 2 lety

      I love when he says "GET NOOB"

  • @khaoticjakeyt4973
    @khaoticjakeyt4973 Před 4 lety +59

    Me: Trying to grind tower of heck
    Albert: Raging at a noob

  • @aspect7619
    @aspect7619 Před 4 lety +462

    Albert: "I'm a pathetic worm."
    Me: *Earthworm Sally, carry diseases from Florida to Cali.*
    Wow thank guys for 500 likes it means alot

  • @GDS1
    @GDS1 Před 3 lety +2

    in 11 months, mrflimflam gained 4,000,000 subscribers.

  • @yoongiecske
    @yoongiecske Před 2 lety +1

    When he said “aww” my heart melted😓 6:15

  • @jerry_blueberry
    @jerry_blueberry Před 4 lety +22

    7:40 Choas is *so* wise

  • @nocquest7350
    @nocquest7350 Před 4 lety +201

    7:41 don’t mind me just making something for myself

  • @savv_5
    @savv_5 Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: "this is something I'm really good at"
    Two seconds letter: *instantly does*

  • @samuelantunesoficial
    @samuelantunesoficial Před 3 lety

    1:51 Albert is one of these blessed young man that played club penguin

  • @allyson6192
    @allyson6192 Před 4 lety +399

    nobody:
    my terrible wifi making albert's voice skip: *o-o-oh no-o b-br-ro-o-th-h-e-r-rs*

  • @electrickittenz
    @electrickittenz Před 4 lety +39

    2:23 albert gets jumpscared by leveling up xD

  • @kankrivantsass
    @kankrivantsass Před rokem

    5:39 choas reminds me of that "Hi how are you, fine. Thank you. Uh I wish I were a bird" video

  • @lovebug7985
    @lovebug7985 Před 3 lety

    The way he said aww at 6:13 made my heart melt

  • @EvanPeters.UrMother
    @EvanPeters.UrMother Před 4 lety +385

    Bomb:(beeping)
    Flamingo (Albert): literally there all bu-
    Bomb: (spits confetti)
    Flamingo (Albert):awwww😊
    Edit:I’m sorry please don’t hate I want new viewers to know who I’m talking about

    • @Robloxstuff-qh7nf
      @Robloxstuff-qh7nf Před 4 lety +1

      You found it to

    • @annduck7359
      @annduck7359 Před 4 lety

      You to boomers

    • @russellhansen7870
      @russellhansen7870 Před 4 lety

      noob

    • @orang9134
      @orang9134 Před 4 lety +2

      fried worms 10:44

    • @generalgrevious447
      @generalgrevious447 Před 4 lety +4

      I swear, I honestly dislike on a high level (hate is a strong word, I can’t hate somebody I don’t know) people like you, you don’t need to put (Albert) in parenthesis, we all know who he is, stop trying to sound smart and accept that other people are just as, or smarter, than you

  • @salorstar
    @salorstar Před 4 lety +26

    7:39 I swear to god this is the most funniest thing I’ve seen in the whole universe

  • @HighPolarExpressConductor

    6:15
    Me when someone makes me think I’m about to die a horrible, violent death but it ends up being a joke

  • @felisha8005
    @felisha8005 Před 3 lety

    6:17
    Albert: "Aww"
    That was the cutest thing Albert have said

  • @axolotlel9115
    @axolotlel9115 Před 4 lety +200

    7:42 When yOu WaSteD YoUr MoNeY aNd YoU wAnTeD AIrPoDs And wario is laughing at you

  • @strongfish_9131
    @strongfish_9131 Před 4 lety +157

    I Hate when I insult someone and they say: “ k.” And act like *THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME.*

  • @pandapusheen5153
    @pandapusheen5153 Před 2 lety +1

    I liked how he said "aw" that is so cute

  • @breeneal2459
    @breeneal2459 Před 3 lety +1

    6:16 that aaahhhh was so humble

  • @ImmyDoll
    @ImmyDoll Před 4 lety +38

    Albert: Why does everyone do this to me- ... Awww!

  • @marseox
    @marseox Před 4 lety +269

    Albert: someone please translate this “TRASH” to this language.
    Me: oh into korean? I got you
    TRASH =
    Romanization: pyemul
    Hangul: 폐물
    Trash actually translates to “waste” in korean but you know.

    • @nicolea.1815
      @nicolea.1815 Před 4 lety +17

      I will now say this to people I hate thank you

    • @zhiirou4106
      @zhiirou4106 Před 4 lety +8

      acetrash if you used google translate then I’m disappointed in you

    • @shireenrazak7160
      @shireenrazak7160 Před 4 lety +2

      Mine is sampah.

    • @karisk9340
      @karisk9340 Před 4 lety +6

      It's 쓰레기
      ssssssssss-leggy
      Dats how u pronounce it
      And yes 폐물 is waste but 쓰레기 is trash

    • @Loosingtheplot
      @Loosingtheplot Před 4 lety +3

      Wellll this is polish:Kosza.

  • @klynemorales656
    @klynemorales656 Před 3 lety +2

    I love when he said “aaawww” 🤩

  • @imrealchaos4674
    @imrealchaos4674 Před 3 lety +1

    Albert: It’s like squishing a bug a big fat caterpillar. Me: oh my god albert

  • @uglyidoit
    @uglyidoit Před 4 lety +36

    Albert: death
    Me: stop you violated the law it's been I while since I've seen a good brawl

  • @koolaidtastesgood4425
    @koolaidtastesgood4425 Před 4 lety +32

    Albert: I dedicated my life to beating this noob.
    Me: You do that with every noob.

  • @bubblepool9758
    @bubblepool9758 Před 3 lety +1

    the love when Albert plays a swedish Roblox game 😘

  • @iforgotmyname1467
    @iforgotmyname1467 Před 3 lety

    6:17 is it me or the way he says 'awwwww' is really cuteeeee

  • @pxchy._1001
    @pxchy._1001 Před 4 lety +36

    he was like "why why is it doing this to me?!" then 2 sec later "Aww :)"

  • @0kaykait670
    @0kaykait670 Před 4 lety +109

    Me: *See's title*
    Also me: Sounds like something Albert would do.

  • @rzar4971
    @rzar4971 Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine if Every video that he plays is like a chapter of a season.
    This chapter is called " Redemption and dedication "

  • @zeviere
    @zeviere Před 2 lety +1

    I LOVE HOW HE SAY " AWW " ITS SO CUTE 6:17 :))

  • @gooplier6329
    @gooplier6329 Před 4 lety +27

    "YES I KILLED HER"
    10 seconds later
    "YES I KILLED HIM"

  • @_pluviophilexx6670
    @_pluviophilexx6670 Před 4 lety +116

    “Your parents marriage will start to break apart.”
    Me : “They already have D:”

  • @INVISIBLE_only_on_yt
    @INVISIBLE_only_on_yt Před 8 měsíci +1

    That girl when she watches this after calling him fat:
    Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmm.......... *gulp*

  • @goof250
    @goof250 Před 3 lety

    Whenever a salty noob calls me a noob, I'm like, "Hey, I'm the person who says gg even if I lose."

  • @amityblight921
    @amityblight921 Před 4 lety +73

    "See what happened right here?"
    *"Life ended"*

  • @nuub7197
    @nuub7197 Před 4 lety +444

    I love how Albert minimizes the amount of time he shows one of his previous videos in his videos.
    As if he would get a copyright strike from himself.

    • @easyaspi3.14
      @easyaspi3.14 Před 3 lety +20

      Albert doesn’t get the money, Albert gets the money

    • @mj_bleue
      @mj_bleue Před 2 lety +12

      you DO realize that Paige and Adam are the editors, right? They'd be the ones to insert old clips, not albert. C'mon give them credit 🤡

    • @ms.encore
      @ms.encore Před 2 lety +1

      @Mejibleu! Nobody cares about them Lmao

    • @acharple
      @acharple Před 2 lety +8

      @@ms.encore actually many people care for them as well as Albert

    • @ms.encore
      @ms.encore Před 2 lety +2

      @@acharple ik lmao Paige is pretty cool-

  • @konirium
    @konirium Před 3 lety +1

    Bomb in albert
    Albert : everytime it-
    Bomb explode conffeti
    Albert : Aww

  • @coolestlittlegirl
    @coolestlittlegirl Před 3 lety +1

    6:16 Albert:awww
    Me:SOMEONE HAS TOOK ALBERTS SOUL!

  • @skeptalic9805
    @skeptalic9805 Před 4 lety +39

    5:27
    Guy with Coronavirus: *Coughs epically*
    Normal guy: E

  • @KennyLastname
    @KennyLastname Před 4 lety +31

    Survival The SpongeBob the Killer is now more popular than Survival The Jeff the Killer!

  • @calixgerman6639
    @calixgerman6639 Před rokem

    bro the old epic minigames map and games is so nostalgic bc i played epic minigames since my childhood when i was like 5

  • @spaghettiman8647
    @spaghettiman8647 Před 2 lety +6

    5:53 pov you're my hamster