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  • Comedians Kraig Smith & CP give each other funny Bad News to make the other laugh. Which story was the funniest? Post your comments below.
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  • @ImTheWizrd
    @ImTheWizrd Před 24 dny +931

    “They said you were the man in the mirror lookin at Michael Jackson” Boo funny af😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Major2219
    @Major2219 Před 24 dny +791

    We’re ready for *Roast Me* in the class room to return 🫡🤞🏾🫲🏾

  • @sumterlb
    @sumterlb Před 24 dny +388

    "I can't look at you without thinking someone's standing behind me"
    😂😂😂

    • @GildedWarrior331
      @GildedWarrior331 Před 22 dny +8

      That took me out because it's so true 😂

    • @oneday5572
      @oneday5572 Před 19 dny +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Raprnnr
    @Raprnnr Před 24 dny +592

    Brent Taylor is criminally underrated. "Buns of Anarchy" 😂

    • @tschristynslays
      @tschristynslays Před 24 dny +5

      i just said that the other day on brents compilation

    • @skyhwkz8
      @skyhwkz8 Před 24 dny +2

      That was criminal

    • @chadcole5469
      @chadcole5469 Před 24 dny +5

      He’s not. Dude is not funny

    • @RebelGoku13
      @RebelGoku13 Před 24 dny +3

      I laughed so damn hard at that one!! Man Brent came a long way!

    • @anothaeasywin
      @anothaeasywin Před 24 dny

      ​@@chadcole5469it ruined it because he wrote it down

  • @eliomarinez2243
    @eliomarinez2243 Před 24 dny +501

    Lmaooooo smaller than his mother but bigger than his father 😂😂😂🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @-ZED1
    @-ZED1 Před 24 dny +228

    "Do you know Boo Kapone?"
    "Yea, he got a fanny pack throat" 😂😂

  • @yaipr12pr40
    @yaipr12pr40 Před 23 dny +145

    "After people make eye contact with you, they show up to parties early and hide weapons in the furniture" 😂😂

    • @rochesternewyork585upstate3
      @rochesternewyork585upstate3 Před 22 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sagesarrazine6270
      @sagesarrazine6270 Před 21 dnem

      I gotta put this grenade in the loveseat!

    • @johnathantwinz810
      @johnathantwinz810 Před 20 dny

      😅😅😅😅

    • @snoopyblu1206
      @snoopyblu1206 Před 19 dny +1

      That shit got me crying

  • @GBEATZ2011
    @GBEATZ2011 Před 24 dny +338

    "Quit Eyeballin Dope"

  • @danielg7315
    @danielg7315 Před 24 dny +334

    "It's me, your comb"

  • @matthewjenkins7488
    @matthewjenkins7488 Před 24 dny +115

    “I’ve been working on your melanin.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tandreasellers7683
    @tandreasellers7683 Před 24 dny +135

    Buns of Anarchy 😭😭😭😭

  • @annettewilliams0219
    @annettewilliams0219 Před 24 dny +148

    Patrick laughing in the background legit makes me crack up 😂😂

    • @dozhadeville444
      @dozhadeville444 Před 24 dny +14

      Ay I swear I be playin a lil game to myself “Detect The Laugh”. That make it even funnier hearing them rollin off camera 🤣🤣

    • @DonovanHaumpy
      @DonovanHaumpy Před 24 dny +12

      Kanishas laughs in the background is always hilarious asf to hear too 😂

    • @naejessica14
      @naejessica14 Před 24 dny

      ​@@dozhadeville444 I do the same thing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-nq9hi3yn5k
      @user-nq9hi3yn5k Před 23 dny +2

      LL teddy he had the funniest laugh everytime he laughed I laughed no matter if the joke was funny or not cause his laugh is just contagious asf😂

    • @annettewilliams0219
      @annettewilliams0219 Před 22 dny +2

      @@user-nq9hi3yn5k his laugh was hilarious, it actually sounded like he was saying his laugh 🤣 if that makes sense

  • @ejtrillz1458
    @ejtrillz1458 Před 24 dny +84

    "the buns of anarchy" is crazy "villians with vitiligo"

  • @TJ2Dope
    @TJ2Dope Před 24 dny +37

    Cp said boo smoked a periodic table 😂😂

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Před 24 dny +172

    “U got the phone cord in your gap”, I love Boo 😂😆🤣

    • @emoo2342
      @emoo2342 Před 24 dny +2

      I’m crying.😩😂🤣 I wasn’t ready.

    • @91Kellz
      @91Kellz Před 24 dny +1

      @@emoo2342 Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @TellyCasper
      @TellyCasper Před 24 dny +6

      "Keep your mouth off the phone" 😂😂😂

    • @91Kellz
      @91Kellz Před 24 dny +2

      @@TellyCasper Damn 🤣😂

    • @ReeaalityTv
      @ReeaalityTv Před 23 dny +1

      Boo took over

  • @pateeldridge2965
    @pateeldridge2965 Před 22 dny +22

    “Mixtape body”😭😭😭

  • @mrjason0290able
    @mrjason0290able Před 24 dny +113

    Brent Taylor, the man smaller than his mother but bigger than his father? 🤣🤣

  • @princethomas5679
    @princethomas5679 Před 24 dny +72

    These 4 can’t be stopped😂

  • @TheBigken1213
    @TheBigken1213 Před 24 dny +61

    Craig "Are you sitting down"
    CP "That depends I got on a diaper and they depends"🤦🏽‍♂️😂🤣🤣

  • @darronvaun
    @darronvaun Před 24 dny +76

    Bro... I heard they held you down and ate out your tip is CRAZY work 😂😂😂 Kraig wild hunnids!

  • @CamelToeAndTheBeast
    @CamelToeAndTheBeast Před 21 dnem +12

    I cannot stop imagining a horse with knee braces… they wasn’t laughing in the room but I was cracking up for everybody 🤣🤣

  • @RebelGoku13
    @RebelGoku13 Před 24 dny +76

    BUNZ OF ANARCHY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dagreatmclovin
      @dagreatmclovin Před 24 dny +2

      Funny as fucc😂

    • @RebelGoku13
      @RebelGoku13 Před 24 dny +2

      @@dagreatmclovin I almost dropped my damn phone on my damn 5 head, ( yeah I had to bag on myself, no Diddy) laughing at this shit!!

  • @ojturner9623
    @ojturner9623 Před 24 dny +37

    “If you look at the subway when what’s happening coming on; it says Boo was here” 😂😂😂

  • @brightmcknight2437
    @brightmcknight2437 Před 24 dny +80

    Brent knew it was bout to go left and got outta there quick lol

  • @rocko_M
    @rocko_M Před 21 dnem +13

    ‘smaller than his mother, but, bigger than his father’ 😂😂😂🤣🤣!
    That made my head hurt thinking about it lmfao!!!

  • @thelastone242
    @thelastone242 Před 24 dny +25

    CP lmaooo “Devil, devil, deviled eggs” 🤣🤣

  • @mrjason0290able
    @mrjason0290able Před 24 dny +85

    Bad News is back!! Let this be a good run this time!

    • @jb2o09
      @jb2o09 Před 24 dny +9

      Last time it was good, just like Dad Jokes Elimination, they just stop producing hits for some reason

    • @bruhhh_4203
      @bruhhh_4203 Před 24 dny +16

      We need S6 of Roast Me while they bs’n

    • @rollandfinney8670
      @rollandfinney8670 Před 24 dny

      @@bruhhh_4203 We really do, i keep checking to see if sumn dropped

    • @coolraul510
      @coolraul510 Před 20 dny +1

      kraig & boo are the shaq & barkley of roast me

  • @Kennethcomewithit.
    @Kennethcomewithit. Před 24 dny +18

    They said you joined a motorcycle gang called the raviolis😂😂😂.

    • @youngb97
      @youngb97 Před 22 dny

      Bro. We are all so invested in these niggas. Like.

  • @dagreatmclovin
    @dagreatmclovin Před 24 dny +18

    "We gotta shirt for you that says I look like a piece of crazy bread."😂

  • @Mikevic199
    @Mikevic199 Před 24 dny +25

    The Villains with Vitiligo 😂😂

  • @Skiwi685
    @Skiwi685 Před 24 dny +69

    Brent and Kraig are the GOATs

  • @markevans215
    @markevans215 Před 24 dny +43

    Do my eyes dare deceive me? I could cry right now! 😂

  • @Phillip-py7pc
    @Phillip-py7pc Před 24 dny +11

    Your caught up in the Gaytrix😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gregjohnson7666
    @gregjohnson7666 Před 24 dny +59

    Teddy Ray got the classic bad news episodes. This reminds me of him

  • @sonicclub1
    @sonicclub1 Před 22 dny +7

    "I can't look at you without thinking someone is behind me" is too funny.

  • @Jujizzle915
    @Jujizzle915 Před 24 dny +13

    YOOOOOO!!! Great way to bring back The BadNews comedy sketch!!! This was legendary!!! Everybody had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @05brian
    @05brian Před 24 dny +11

    “Uncooked sugar cookie”😆😆😆😭

  • @tschristynslays
    @tschristynslays Před 24 dny +20

    we're working on your melanin, im dead

  • @Juzreg
    @Juzreg Před 24 dny +12

    Man, this brings back memories from when Kraig called and said he was CP’s comb

  • @duryl
    @duryl Před 24 dny +15

    They were blazing each other! Had my blowing snot bubbles 🤣🤣🤣

  • @malcolmhamilton3218
    @malcolmhamilton3218 Před 21 dnem +6

    CP is a seeing man for a blind dog🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CampNou1999
    @CampNou1999 Před 24 dny +34

    Roxxy and her thick ass laugh 😂😂😂 BBW's man 🥺❤

    • @roxxyhaze
      @roxxyhaze Před 24 dny +3

      Dang! It is loud 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @CampNou1999
      @CampNou1999 Před 23 dny +2

      @@roxxyhaze Love you endlessly Roxxy ❤️

    • @roxxyhaze
      @roxxyhaze Před 23 dny

      @@CampNou1999 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

  • @Trexlive815
    @Trexlive815 Před 22 dny +6

    This man said he get the insides of his glasses wet 😂😂😂

  • @isaiahmcculough4923
    @isaiahmcculough4923 Před 24 dny +15

    Cp said Kraig look like a banana pudding pie I’m weak 😂😂😂

  • @pghmoore
    @pghmoore Před 21 dnem +6

    The two studs joke caught me off guard 😂

  • @daniellag6075
    @daniellag6075 Před 23 dny +8

    Bro….Smaller than his mother but bigger than his father. I’m in tears right now!🤣🤣🤣😭😭

  • @FreeMiguelGee
    @FreeMiguelGee Před 24 dny +12

    Built like an omelette 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kyddosuperstar
    @Kyddosuperstar Před 24 dny +26

    I want to see slink johnson and shawn fonteno in their GTA V characters to deliver the "bad news". That seems too good to miss out on 😂

  • @xaviersmith957
    @xaviersmith957 Před 24 dny +8

    Ron telling Pat that he look like Divinity 😂😂😭 keep this going

  • @MeloTheSsj4
    @MeloTheSsj4 Před 24 dny +7

    Anything with Craig smith is going to be funny 😂

  • @dabmediallc
    @dabmediallc Před 22 dny +6

    The buns of anarchy is next level funny 😂

  • @Leafy_901
    @Leafy_901 Před 24 dny +16

    I’m at a cafe holding back tears 😂😂

  • @ChocolateThunderBear
    @ChocolateThunderBear Před 21 dnem +5

    “He got a mixtape body” slipped under the radar 😂

  • @BlackJesus-ei5xq
    @BlackJesus-ei5xq Před 16 dny +2

    The Stud part was hilarious..Having lunch whilst watching this was a bad idea😭😭🤣🤣

  • @Nursecuff
    @Nursecuff Před 24 dny +31

    seen the notification like whattttt 😂😂😂😂

  • @Triple_SixGod
    @Triple_SixGod Před 21 dnem +3

    They said CP stands for “Cornea Pectorals” 👁️ 💪🏽

  • @dredabney5482
    @dredabney5482 Před 21 dnem +4

    That “Bunz of Anarchy” is wild crazy 😂

  • @Magnif1
    @Magnif1 Před 24 dny +23

    Thats Dope yall brought this back !!!

  • @ttoleafoa70
    @ttoleafoa70 Před 24 dny +10

    Ate out the tip is crazyyyy

    • @mlee4467
      @mlee4467 Před 2 dny

      Yo Craig was whiling saying that! Lmao

  • @marcarrieta8320
    @marcarrieta8320 Před 8 dny +1

    “Buns of Anarchy” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ttlsydnor5289
    @ttlsydnor5289 Před 24 dny +13

    "IMMM BACK!!!!!" Bad Newz

  • @retrolifestyle2542
    @retrolifestyle2542 Před 22 dny +3

    Kraig has the GREATEST "FAKE LAUGH"😂😂😂😂 N HE DOES IT IN EVERY VIDEO BUT WITH ONLY HIS JOKES R TOLD

  • @sinistersam51
    @sinistersam51 Před 24 dny +12

    Bad news is back and better 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 Před 23 dny +3

    Buns of Anarchy killed me

  • @SoufBySoufeast
    @SoufBySoufeast Před 24 dny +5

    Kraig got real authentic doodoo on his shirt😂

  • @charismatic3521
    @charismatic3521 Před 23 dny +3

    “Uncooked sugar cookie” 😂😂😂

  • @Tigerr1223
    @Tigerr1223 Před 22 dny +2

    “He got a mixtape body” sleeperrrrrr😂😭

  • @terronmcadams9563
    @terronmcadams9563 Před 14 dny +2

    D*** tip ate out is WILD 😂😂😂

  • @seanvega5291
    @seanvega5291 Před 19 dny +1

    “ Smaller than his mother bigger than his father “😂😂😂😂

  • @i_am_gohan9232
    @i_am_gohan9232 Před 23 dny +2

    “The buns of anarchy” was the haymaker.

  • @yungspenc313nation3
    @yungspenc313nation3 Před 14 dny +1

    Dic tip ate out is wild 😂😂😂 jeez Louise

  • @omegawynter
    @omegawynter Před 16 dny +1

    Kraig and Boo! Ain't nobody beating that duo!

  • @jaigermeille3482
    @jaigermeille3482 Před 14 dny

    “They show up to parties early and hide weapon in the furniture” 😂😂😂

  • @kingkmw
    @kingkmw Před 9 dny

    "I'm not sure if you seen how Boo dress... skinny little big small" 😂 SLEEPER

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 Před 24 dny +3

    This is the kind of content that we need on All Def again.
    No pressure on everyone and they all had fun. 😄

  • @WileyBoi
    @WileyBoi Před 24 dny +8

    Glad y’all brought this back

  • @art68us
    @art68us Před 24 dny +4

    Finally the real comedians are back on this channel

  • @JuanVTheSecond
    @JuanVTheSecond Před 24 dny +2

    These Boys ready for ROAST ME!!! I can hear the demeanor 😂😂😂

  • @84updown
    @84updown Před 23 dny +2

    The four funniest comedians at All Def all in one video is a blessing

  • @mutespittah2051
    @mutespittah2051 Před 18 dny +1

    The sad music is killing me LMFAOOO

  • @iYamParis
    @iYamParis Před 24 dny +2

    I love Pat’s laugh lol.. It’s so distinct and a happy cackle 😂😂

  • @davidfoley628
    @davidfoley628 Před 18 dny +2

    When Cp get pulled over both cops on each side of the car say "stop eyeballing me boy" at the same time. Lol i tried it. Smdh

  • @loosekannon6319
    @loosekannon6319 Před 24 dny +6

    Buns of anarchy is wild funny😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @psychologic1933
    @psychologic1933 Před 23 dny +1

    " Rigghhhttttt... Mixtape Body. " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zeal808
    @Zeal808 Před 24 dny +2

    You gotta take the glasses off CP 😅😂 you can do it

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod Před 18 dny +1

    When the world needed them most, they returned. Goated

  • @marquesmcbride1838
    @marquesmcbride1838 Před 9 dny

    "Built Like An Omlet...Young IHOP 🤣

  • @gregorycook5305
    @gregorycook5305 Před 18 dny +1

    The Bunz of Anarchy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @92euce
    @92euce Před 23 dny +2

    This wasn't on the bingo card but i appreciate it. We need this. 😂

  • @devonmunz8621
    @devonmunz8621 Před 24 dny +2

    We need a whole boo roast me session for like a hr straight 😂😂😂boo the goat

  • @olli3n
    @olli3n Před 24 dny +10

    Buns of Anarchy is craaazy 😂😂

  • @kennethandre33
    @kennethandre33 Před 6 dny

    They call that tiny tugging 😂😂😂.

  • @junemasterpiece1191
    @junemasterpiece1191 Před 2 dny

    That buns of anarchy was crazy crazy I’m talking crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,,,,,, I give to Craig tho 😂

  • @KeepItLitTV
    @KeepItLitTV Před 24 dny +4

    SOOO GLAD y’all brought this back 💯💯💯😂 I binged all the other ones while smoking 🔥

  • @kevithompson1322
    @kevithompson1322 Před 24 dny +2

    Buns of anarchy 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm glad to see this back

  • @lsmith7461
    @lsmith7461 Před 24 dny +2

    Thankyou for bringing this show back!!!

  • @superflyohsofly
    @superflyohsofly Před 20 dny

    Smaller than his mother, but bigger than his father - Kraig 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ayobigdawg313
    @ayobigdawg313 Před 22 dny +1

    They ready for roast me they already going at each other 😂😂😂

  • @trillagee4850
    @trillagee4850 Před 24 dny

    Hell yeah!! Bring these back!!👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Mawcus
    @Mawcus Před 24 dny +5

    Oh yeah 2024 y’all better bring the heat this year 😂 hopefully roast me return? Lol