“And surprisingly enough, not all of them are virgins.” The video is right in front of you for reference. If you’re going to put something in quotes it needs to be… you know… a QUOTE!
"I carp at total strangers over shit that literally nobody was confused by." -@ButAlsoMyUsernameIdolizesTheWorstSentenceMakerOfAllTimeWhatTheFuckAmIDoingWithMyLife
Me too, and I'm from Belgium, dutch part. We say 'hallo' the same way. I love speaking german, english, french and want to learn italian but I already struggle with spanish which is similar. I genuinly like all these cultures as a belgian.
In retrospect, taking a big swig of water while watching this short was a damn stupid idea. Fortunately my body did manage to compensate for my dumb brain and instinctively redirect all the air to come out my nose at "oh, he died", but that was DAMN close. Love you and your utterly twisted sense of humor, Sylvia, even if I do continually risk my laptop's lifespan every time you put out a new short!
*casually admits her grandma killed a kid*
No , the kid save her
Involuntary balcony-slaughter
@Ellie Heroic kid went to Stovokor!
The balcony did it, the grandma is innocent!
@Monomono I WANT THE TRUTH *dramatic music starts playing as i slam my hand on the table*
“I taught that orphan not to diss me”
💀💀💀
She's in her villain Arc 💀💀
And then the grandma fell on the orphan
Well at least somebody's talking about it💀
LMAO
techno that you
"Surprisingly enough, not all of them are virgins"💀💀
Yeah that got me too 😂
Surely a dig at former hurdler Lolo Jones.
Steeplechasers getting it
Its called quadrobics lol
That sport is called steeplechase
"There's a dog who knows how to skateboard he's been doing it for 10 years, oh wait he died............DAMNIT.
Legend says he is still skateboarding in doggy heaven
😂the dammit at the end
I was looking for this 😂😂😂
Nah fam that'd be me lol
@Charlotte Maburyyou were looking for.... Someone reciting the video?
The "Hallo !" got me 😂
Yes, just threw a German word in there😅
@Orcabube🇺🇦I was thinking Afrikaans but yeah 😔
It’s just hello in an accent
@DeathnoteBB no it's hallo because she can speak German but also Italian beacuse I think she's from Tirol
@La dernière pluie But sometimes she used an Italian accent on specific words, so this time it was on hello
- Oh, don't worry, she fell on a kid
- Is the kid okay?
-nOoO 😁
Luckily not 😂
Let’s get it to 1000 likes, we’re so close people!!
That emotion hits hard xD
Sylvia characters be so petty 🤣 She didn't have to diss that orphan like that 😂
I thought you said “pretty” and my brain automatically went “damn right”
yes. yes she did have to
@Kuromidamn your brain really outed you 😅
"It doesn't say which color" I see what you did there💀👍🏾
Yea.. that was a save i didn´t se comming.
Lol she was talking about hair color tho
diversity
Lol..
no the color hair
"And not all of them are virgins"
“And surprisingly enough, not all of them are virgins.” The video is right in front of you for reference. If you’re going to put something in quotes it needs to be… you know… a QUOTE!
Either way, horrible out of context.
The most unbelivable news to this day
@Trumpisgod🤓
"I carp at total strangers over shit that literally nobody was confused by." -@ButAlsoMyUsernameIdolizesTheWorstSentenceMakerOfAllTimeWhatTheFuckAmIDoingWithMyLife
The way she said ‘the team with the red and white stripes won’ like I haven’t related to anything more 😂
Sameee
agreed
I would definitely be watching the news more often if Silvia was reporting😂
no you wont
@Blught xD i dont wanna argue lol i was telling a joke😂
@captain⚓same
Oh 100% me too
@Charlotte Mabury like the news can be so boring sometimes but Silvia would make me watch more of it
"and surprisingly enough not all of them are virgins "😂😂😂
I don't get it.
@Mark Dabrowski I am pretty sure neither do I ,but it sounds hilarious 🤣🤣
@Mark Dabrowskiit dirty joke.
As a german potato the sweet "Hallo" just killed me. Thanks for doing what you're doing.
Ist halt echt so
Me too, and I'm from Belgium, dutch part. We say 'hallo' the same way. I love speaking german, english, french and want to learn italian but I already struggle with spanish which is similar. I genuinly like all these cultures as a belgian.
hopefully her grandma helped the orphan reunite with their parents ❤
Damn that's dark 😂
That took a minute XD
Damn, that so dark it can burn in powerplant.
LOL 😂
No Its So dark that the darkness Is like if you were in a grave burried
“We’re live!” “*ah*”😂
Sylvia is a whole mood and I’m all here for it 😂
"...and surprisingly, not all of them are virgins." 😂😂😂
Silvia is the funny kid we never knew we needed😂😂
She's literally therapy😂❤
𝕐𝕖𝕤
She deadass is the most gorgeous news reporter i have ever seen
𝕐𝕖𝕤
"Is the kid ok?"
"No"
This literally made my day
"No Silvia it means 13 people are dead" "ohh!!..oh."💀💀💀
Silvia’s energy is what I live for 😂😂
bro these videos are the highlight of my day
“No, Silvia, that means 13 people are dead”
Silvia: “Ohhhh. OhAoHHhhHhhH”
"is the kid okay?" "Oh no" xD We love you Silvia
And surprisingly enough, they’re not all virgins- Silvia, 2023
So many great moments in this video. Sylvia is the best.
"13 people died... it doesn't say which color"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
She must be the only woman in the world that can has perfect winged eyeliner. Like she should be the example.
I think Sylvia as a news reporter would be fantastic. People would swarm to her to help them feel better
Hahaha! Thank you Silvia!
Laughter is the best. Medicine.
"surprisingly enough, not all of them are virgins"
Silvia never fails to make us laugh tho😂😂😂😂
TBH, I think the world needs more news channels like this.
Sylvia is litterely what's going around in an introvert's mind😂
her pettiness is such a cute version of being mean
Surprisingly wholesome for a sylvia character, she was actually discomforted when she realized 14 people were dead and not dying their hair 💀💀💀💀
Best host to ever exist
She has the "I so pale" news girl energy
This forever, please.
It is so much entertainment that it doesn't all fit in a short vid, requiring fast cuts, and I'm here for it.
Not only did she diss the orphans. She also dissed the quadrobists...
U make me laugh so hard with every single one of ur vids 😂😂😂
This girl is going places.
The most German “hallo” I have heard in a while 😂
At this point, it’s too late to stop this menace
"I sure taught that orphan not to diss me" got me wheezing😂
this is the kind of news i would watch
how is your delivery so on point??? you never fail with these.
The german hallo was so sweet hahah
I work in television news, and I can confirm that this is really accurate.
Sylvia knows about quadrobics? Now I'm happy :D
Omg fellow quadrobist?!
glad to hear her grandma is alright
I could watch Sylvia botch the news all day and the overnight shift.
"OOHHH" --- "oohhh"
You need an SNL audition
She would be a great news reporter 😂
She should be an actual news reporter
More girls should have your sense of humor
If reporters were actually like this I’d be watching the news 24/7
In retrospect, taking a big swig of water while watching this short was a damn stupid idea. Fortunately my body did manage to compensate for my dumb brain and instinctively redirect all the air to come out my nose at "oh, he died", but that was DAMN close. Love you and your utterly twisted sense of humor, Sylvia, even if I do continually risk my laptop's lifespan every time you put out a new short!
I want an entire news show about Sylvia's bullshit, it would be poggers
I would unironically watch the news everyday if Sylvia was the reporter
“Is the kid ok? 💀” “Noooo. 😃”
[Surprisingly enough not all of them are Virgins]
She sounded like a real news reporter
I am gonna go to hell....I laughed way to hard 💀😭
She really did the "Silvia, think of the orphans!"
"What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
“ The team with the stripy red shirt won”😂😂
The level of chaos in this makes my inner gemini cackle
Considering it probably says the name of the team in her script, it’s actually more impressive that she knew their uniform colors
But she obviously hates them and cannot get herself to say the name... 😂
As a former tv news worker (not on air), this is pretty accurate.
“Is THeRe aNy HapPy nEws!?”😂😂
"IS that kid okay?"
"Nooo"
😂😂😂
The reporter we don’t have but we absolutely need
Silvia never disappoints! 🤣🤣🤣
Finally a news channel i can trust 💀
She just casually traumatized an orphan lol
Why does this woman embody every intrusive and impulsive thought i have ever had 😂
Bro this would be my go to news place 💀
Sylvia is unhinged in all the best ways
"The kid is OK. So proud it saved a senior citizen and that's really its own reward."
I’d be watching the news 24/7 if u were a reporter ‼️
"I sure taught that orphan not to diss me” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
The part of Silvia's grandma falling on top of a kid is news worthy 😂😂😂😂😂
I mean let’s be honest, the news sucks sometimes 😂
Silvia always prioritises family over anything
“Surprisingly there not all VERGINs “ 💀💀💀
There should be more news about puppies who save kittens from trees.
Her boyfriend is one hell of a lucky guy I am jealous.
i dont usually leave a like on a youtube video, but sylvia, you are worthy
"Is the kid okay?"
"Noooo-"
Silvia is chaotic evil and I am here for it 😂😂😂😂
“No you’re *mom’s* fat!”
“I sure taught that *orphan* not to diss me” 💀
I would definitely watch the news everyday if this was on
"OHHH, oh 😮" she is too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro the Sylvia verse is wild 😂
"Is-is the kid okay?"
" *No-* "
Bet most of us would watch the news more if she was hired
This is unitonically what actual news is like lmao
This is such an accurate representation of the news