Who is the Best Animatronic to Smooch? (The Fnaf Smooch & Bite Guide)
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- Don't lie, you're curious. In a franchise focused largely on scary robots with garish mouths chomping in your face, it's no surprise that you might wonder what it would be like to smooch them. Well, look no further! Today we will be breaking down your favorite animatronics, their bites, their personalities, and we will whittle down who indeed have the best kisses and who is the best animatronic to smooch.
This is the Fnaf Smooching Guide!
Pray for me.
Thumbnail and additional art used in video were made by @theooftroop !
Music:
Funiculi Holiday - Pizza Tower
Toy Chica's High School Days Theme
Cemetery Clown - Sir Cubworth
Dialtown Theme - Nathan Hanover
A Slice and a Scoop - Pizzeria Simulator
Dialtown Downtown - Nathan Hanover
In the Garden - Godmode
Sharp Edges - half.cool
Day 4 - Dayshift at Freddy's Ost
Legal Woes - Pizzeria Simulator
0:00 A Quick Disclaimer
0:21 The Most Important Question
1:05 How the Ranking Works
2:18 Freddy Fazbear
3:31 Bonnie
4:15 Chica
5:19 Foxy
6:36 Golden Freddy
8:25 Toy Freddy
10:05 Toy Bonnie
11:08 Toy Chica
12:25 Mangle
13:41 Balloon Boy
15:08 Marionette
16:22 Withered Bonnie
17:15 Withered Chica
18:23 Withered Freddy
19:47 Withered Foxy
21:03 JJ
21:47 Phantom Animatronics
22:15 Springtrap
23:33 Nightmare Freddy
24:27 Freddles
25:02 Nightmare Bonnie
25:30 Nightmare Chica
25:50 Nightmare Foxy
26:20 Nightmare Fredbear (& Fredbear)
26:50 Nightmare
27:34 Jack-O-Chica and Jack-O-Bonnie
27:48 Nightmarionne
28:45 Plushtrap
30:00 Nightmare Balloon Boy
31:18 Virtua-Freddy
31:57 Old Man Consequences
32:16 Circus Baby
34:07 Ballora
35:41 Funtime Foxy
36:36 Funtime Freddy
38:10 Bon-Bon
39:02 Bonnet
39:29 Minireenas
40:47 Bidybabs & Electrobab
42:10 Lolbit
42:37 Yenndo
43:54 Ennard
45:34 Helpy
46:48 Trash and the Gang
47:50 Happy Frog
48:52 Pigpatch
49:30 Nedd Bear
50:12 Mr. Hippo
50:47 Orville Elephant
51:14 Rockstar Freddy
52:32 Rockstar Bonnie
53:17 Rockstar Chica
54:08 Rockstar Foxy
54:50 Music Man
56:21 El Chip
57:18 Funtime Chica
58:18 Candy Cadet
59:21 Scrap Baby
1:01:14 Molten Freddy
1:02:22 Scraptrap
1:03:32 Lefty
1:05:22: Dreadbear
1:07:00 Grimm Foxy
1:07:45 Captain Foxy
1:09:10 Glitchtrap
1:10:01 Vanny
1:10:20 Glamrock Freddy
1:11:40 Glamrock Chica
1:13:13 Monty Gator
1:14:12 Roxanne Wolf
1:15:51 Sun
1:17:45 Moon
1:18:34 DJ Music Man
1:20:00 Lil Music Man
1:21:00 Burntrap
1:22:30 Blob
1:24:51 Michael Afton
1:25:30 Final Ranking - Hry
I have to tragically inform everyone that I forgot the Security Puppet existed. Upon a quick once-over, I think I would've given the Security Puppet an 11 or 12 points on the smoochable scale. With the tipping factor being the sympathy, as the Security Puppet technically isn't the Puppet we know but might've burned in the Pizzeria Simulator fire. I don't think it would've beaten out the winner, but it would've been up at S tier.
Is there any Puppet bias included in this ranking
I forgot about it too
I think you forgot N. Mangle as well (or maybe I missed it lol)
Edit: I just read the comment where you addressed it so forget I said anything lmao
Yeah, nice cover a “April fools video that was pushed back“ this is definitely just a joke.
I absolutely need to call out the map bot erasure here
"Don't go to Chuck E Cheese and kiss the rat"
Well there goes my weekend.
you're not the only one sadly
That's not gonna stop some opportunistic people though
IM STILL GOING FOR IT
STILL GONNA DO IT
@@smallestpupper5188 THAT'S MA BOY
I actually think you should’ve given Nightmare Freddy an extra point or two for sympathy. He IS a single father after all.
We love DILFS
Bro I think you just gave me daddy issues
@@adrianrandom3448umm no
@@adrianrandom3448 nuh huh
@@adrianrandom3448hell yeah
Apparently Roxy is incredibly based and helpful in Ruin, I think she deserves a re-evaluation
I agree, Roxy deserves the highest scor
She wouldn't murder you unless you are Gregory
Yep. She'd likely go up to 10 or 11
I'd kiss Roxy for sure
@@calliecalamity8787me too brother me too
Sun getting a 12 is basically just that one soos line from gravity falls
"My grandma was right all along. I am the world's most perfect man." (light shines down, doves perch)
Lol
Yeah sun shouldn't be ranked like that he can't even move his mouth (not security breach
ruin)
Most compelling lore analysis ive seen yet
matpat needs to get on this
Nah. This would be a SCIENCE analysis by Austin, who went to Shoddycast
How do we get this to MatPat? 🤔
@@anitachamberlain3391we share it a million times until he notices...idk
He hhhaaasss been awfully quiet since this video came out 🤔🫢
@@camwyn256shoodycast is his original channel, he was running it before and during joining the game theory team. Most people on the GT team who make videos for the channel typically have their own channels.
"Apparently Nightmare Freddy breeds via budding" is a sentence that terrifies me to my core.
Why?
@@joshuarias5001 Just imagine in your mind the image of Nightmare Freddy budding. Enough said.
@@YoshiBoi08What's budding?
@@eyesleerage64they grow out of him
@@FunAngelo2005Ew but not as bad as I thought somehow
As a sun Simp, I am so proud of this community coming together to gaslight everyone into thinking Sun’s cute for max scores. Truly the moment of all time :)
This simp knew it was coming
I, personally, feel as though the puppet deserves more points in the sympathy category. The puppet was made to protect Henry's daughter, Charlotte, and did so diligently, but when Charlotte was murdered, they stayed by her side in an alley until the rain destroyed them.
Exactly it’s sad
she said the kids' deaths don't count tho
@@fitch596it only doesn't count the backstory of the children, the Puppet stayed with Charlie before she possessed it, so as an animatronic it definitely deserves full sympathy points
FR
She get full points on sympathy for me
"Oh boy, smooching time!" -Link, 1989
**The girl he smooched would turn into a monster and Zelda would be even more annoyed with him**
😂
LOL
holy shit the cdi games are THAT old???
@@thetrunkmonkey6151 Not quite. The quote came from the cartoon, the CDi games came out in 1993
honestly have to respect how you made a 6-factor rating system to determine the overall smoochability of literally every animatronic in the franchise. thats dedication to the bit right there
FOR REAL THO lmao
sad asf
It's not a bit, the smoochability of each animatronic is a very serious matter. This is one for the history books.
@@landonkam6727 you know what, actually I agree :D
@@echo_z319it isn’t sad if he’s happy doing it
The only thing I'd change is giving Glamrock Chica a higher sympathy score because you can actually hear very quiet crying if you get close enough in SB, which implies that she's completely aware under Vanny's control and being forced to watch her body be piloted by someone else.
1:26:20
"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are Balloon Boy."
fucking gold XD
I don't care what you think im smooching Funtime foxy
same.
RIP u 2 then.
@@gameyfirebro9645 at least I'll die happy
Burntrap
@@Crafter_777 🤨
This is what Scott Cawthon has in mind all these years. That stuff about the haunted robots and purple men was only the B plot
It's why the lore is all over the place. That was just made up on the spot to make way for the smooching
@@isaacbear7115the world's most convoluted romance novel
"They are intangible creatures, you cant smooch them" THAT SOUNDS LIKE EXCUSES, IM GOING TO SMOOCH OLD MAN CONSEQUENCES AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
Staticky sloppy makeout sesh with the digital version of an atom 🥰
With the addition of ruin I feel like Roxy deserves an 11 because, she's only deadly towards Gregory. Other than that she is actually the exact opposite.
Another point about Bonnett: I'd say she's sympathetic, because she tells the player "Take me with you!" and sounds very genuine, not aggressive.
She tired of ft Freddy
@@ye-fg4yfeveryone loves ft freddy till they're stuck with a giant killer screaming bear
Spreading misinformation, huh?
This line isn't canon
Edit: Said this thinking it was an fanmade line, but it is an MINIREENAS line of the Custom Night of SL
Not that, it is spoken by the Minireenas, the ones that waste your oxygen
"Kissing the rat will result in immediate expulsion from society"
How about the rats in the vents?
Yea
Litteraly 1984
"Don't kiss the rat" has the same energy as "Don't yiff the fox"
I feel a lot of us would smooch Glamrock Freddy additionally for him being such a comforting figure, who himself needs comfort and I believe most of us charmed by him would do so in a hearted, regardless of lips.
Also despite not being on the gremlin scale he still seems perfect for forehead smooches because I feel he'd greatly cherish them as a sign of appreciation, which would probably be mutual.
On another note while I agree with op's description of him possibly being slightly naive to the deep meaning of a lip kiss, I can see him getting a tiny bit flustered over it even if momentarily and probably fast to recompose himself, definitely not close to the flustered mess Sun was described with, lmao
Listen I've been suffering nearly non-stop at the hands of the Ruin DLC and 99% of FNaF videos likely are lore-heavy and pull on our already frailed exhausted heartstrings, so this video was the freshest breath of good air i absolutely NEEDED for a good while now. Thanks op, subbing now.
Disclaimer: a lack of kissability does NOT equate to any animatronic making up for such in... other... departments. I repeat... DO NOT YIFF THE FOX!!!
Lmao
Grand Canyon! Grand Canyon!
Foxy is a pirate, foxy is red…
I read this in Kirby’s voice and it greatly improved my experience
@@grayanddevpdx POYO! Hi poyo payoo eee! Hiii! Poyo…Poyo…eeeee. Poyo poy…POYO PAYU EEE!
Funny how, for nightmare foxy, the sharp tongue was written as a full negative when, from what I've seen, a lot of people are more fans of that and were disappointed it wasn't on the in-game model
and one such fan of that would be me 😂😭
I'm not even sure it's a negative for smoochability.
I think it would make the experience a lot more fun.
@@nathangamble125 until is pierces your throat
@@nathangamble125 its made out of metal, probably sharp too
@@nathangamble125 he will stab you with it
"Ennard just wants to get you in the scooping room so he can get inside you" dawg u could have worded that better 💀
Meanwhile in an alternative universe: WAS THAT THE KISS OF 87?!?
"It's amazing how a human can live without a tongue."
@@hondaaccord1399 instead of five kids, now five prostitutes got stuffed and Hunt those animatronics.
*The night guard tends to get a bit quirky at night* 💀
I love how you go from giving a basic overall vibe of how the kiss would be, to basically just writing little fanfic drabbles for each character. Partway through the video rn and my favorite scenario is the one with Helpy. It’s just too cute. Funtime Chica got a pretty good scenario too
I love the Helpy scenario. So adorable.
Some things have to be done including descriptions of the kissing experience of every character in the series.
@@ultmateragnarok8376 I agree that is absolutely necessary for us to keep living. LOL
“This video is a joke!”
*writes incredibly detailed fanfics of kissig each animatronic*
@@ColorWheel87 Literally this exactly-
Also I absolutely adore your username :D
"So many of these animatronics are greasy, contain rotten corpses, or are balloon boy." had me wheezing
"I can excuse corpses but ı cannot excuse ballon boy"
Justice for BB 😭
I like:1 prayer for BB
@@GaymerMajor "You can excuse corpses?"
@@PatheticWetCat1nope
"No one wants to kiss Springtrap" Have you heard of a certain individual named Kwite?
The way you described a theoretical situation with pecking Toy Bonnie while making it sound lore-accurate is just how
The section on Helpy is just exactly what I thought, amazing
I think the mediocre melodies deserve some sympathy points, simply due to the fact they were designed to live in the shadow of the main animatronics
The Medicore Melodies DO deserve more sympathy points, like 50! Also I'm Ezeckiel, you're welcome.😁
True. They also are traped in Small Air ducts in UCN so Sympathy points for back story
Ohhh, fair point. Because they are here in UCN after all, but hey, you know what they say, "The more, the merrier!".
See, this, this right here, this is peak content. Scott has been deceiving and distracting us all along with the hints of lore and story, when the real questions are right in front of us: what is the most smoochable animatronic?
It also makes me immeasurably happy that Mangle placed well. Mango is truly best boy/girl/robot/endoskeleton-spaghetti-creature, eat your heart out Toy Chica
I mean at this point we could assume 99% of Scott cawthons decisions were exclusively to spite mattpatt and laugh as he would squirm trying to figure out the intimate details on hOw mANy BiTEs theRe WERe. 1? 2? 0? DrEAm THEoRy ReeEEEEeEeEeeEeeeeeEEEeeEeEee
@@drfeelgood98The worst part is that you're not wrong. He's literally changed the lore on a whim to mess with MatPat (saying he got nearly everything right, and then everything he said later being proven false, or bringing up the Toy Chica beak at random after saying it's irrelevant).
Reminder that he admitted in an interview that removing Toy Chica's beak was just to make her spooky, then come the middle of that GTLive collaboration stream, it suddenly turned into an important lore point.
@@wakkaseta8351 We all watched that Spaceman Scott vid?
Huh?
I clicked this video expecting to The Puppet and Day Care Attendent to have the best scores, because of the lack of safety hazards.
Now, about Michael, if you are not using the Michael from shortener after the SL cutscene, it's more likely than not that he is back to being a normal human, because Remanent keeps flesh alive, which means that after some time the body is back to normal...minus some random paranormal ability.
28:53 he always comes back. Im sure he'll come back with the milk soon.
You could technically circumvent Circus Baby's dangerous features by simply bringing someone into the room with you, since she's programmed to only attack a lone target. Sure it would be kinda weird to bring an unrelated third party in to kiss a robot, but ask yourself:
Is a little awkwardness really be enough to deter you from smooching a 7-foot robot child?
* vouyers have entered the chat *
@@wakkaseta8351Amen brotha/j
Bring someone who also wants to kiss the robo clone.
Once again, robot. Not child
hehe 420 likes
This is an indisputably fair ranking, however the omission of Prize King nullifies all of these scores and I will be smooching Ballora without hesitation.
...and im very happy to have drawn the thumbnail for this work of art ;)
Ooftrrop how smoochable do you think cheestrap is
We all know Prize King was a hallucination from the Pizza fumes.
@@fivenaf a full 12 points but due to his stature he is on the gremlin scale
@@theooftroopI very much agree, most smoochable animatronic
WHAT ABOUT FRUIT PUNCH CLOWN
58:14
Okay, I'd actually blush at that. That's adorable. She's probably the best Chica variant to be around.
I do think Ballora is underrated. I remember this game coming out, and I completely loved her. Even though she doesn’t have a huge backstory, I still think she is cool :)
"But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about a 2 meters tall robot with a claw on it1s stomach, makes it even better.
Which animatronic is? I didin't get it 100%
@@phragrunt5680 It's Circus Baby lol
Yup
@@phragrunt5680 Circus baby, "But... is she smoochable?" Has to be one of the best lines delivered on this channel and the fact that we are talking about , makes it even better.
The fact that I was actually getting flustered by the descriptions of a kiss from Sun and Moon speaks volumes.
SAME
YEP, ME TOO
It's a disease for real. I love them.
I don’t think I’d be wrong in saying that most of the fans got flustered... Sigh, yes, including myself
Hard agree on the rankings though. Sun is the purest, the best, the one that really earned his smooch. Moon’s goodnight kiss followed up by a suplex into a pile of chairs made me laugh. Maybe for the fans *Coughcough* Everyone in these replies *Cough* we can instead say he body slams us into a pile of pillows and blankets and promptly gives this smug little, “Goodniiiiight,” with a smirk audible in his voice.
And Sun squealing in delight is adorable. Maybe he’d say something like, “I’m walking on air!” or, “I’m on cloud nine!” while propelling himself up into the air on his little cord system thingy to show how giddy he is and because he knows it’ll make us smile or laugh
@@BlindStarLily Bro the add-ons you made were immaculate /gen
“Any sympathy? No. No sympathy for balloon boy.”
when you do the ruin animatronics, please put the individual point categories up on the screen! this video was hilarious & super entertaining, but my weird little brain *desperately* wanted to see the number breakdowns. it would be positively sun's kiss
Sure thing! I'm finishing up the Ruined Animatronics' script, but haven't started on the video yet. ^_^
@@notrealnamenotatall2476 0o0!! oh shit, i can't believe you responded!!!! Thank you!! and thank you for your really wonderful videos!!
54:58
I love how she says “it’s a crime against nature that anyone would consider kissing Music Man”
But you know who would try and kiss him, MatPat
Think about, Music Man is his love child
Kwite would kiss springtrap (you probably dont know him)
yea i might kiss Dj music man maybe
I would kiss the DJ but in a purely platonic friendship way. He seems like he'd be fun to hang out with, plus Glamrock Freddy says that he's a nice guy and I have no reason not to believe him.
@@ninjaboi120 EVERYONE WANTS TO KISS SPRINGTRAP... right?
@@sofisophiso5180 nope. I definitely do not wanna kiss that dead corpse moldy murder rabbit thing
I was not expecting to hear the sentence: "Smooching Plushtrap is like smooching an angry chihuahua." Today but it's a somewhat pleasant surprise.
Ned bear is just programmed to be constantly drunk
"springtrap gets 1"
kwite: *hold the fuck up*
This is a peak lore analysis that is rarely touched on. Absolutely phenomenal
Also If rockstar Freddy potentially requires coins before you smooch him does that make him some form of prostitute?
😮you’re right…😂
Oh gosh
oh my god. honestly i wouldnt doubt hed accept payment to go the full way with that,,,
LMAO
yeah probably
I love how the Puppet gets so high a score - not just because of personal bias, but the ranking criterion happens to greatly favor their design.
Also, it's so _tragic_ that the book exclusive characters are disqualified here. The smoochability of all those Baby variants literally cannot compete with Based Puppet
I don't remember if I commented on this already but this is such a fun video to come back to once in a while, the lil stories you write for how a smooch would go are adorable/terrifying and you're comedic timing is pretty great.
Thank you so much! 8D
I don’t know why but I would classify mangle as a gremlin. A little head smooch for all the trauma
1:17:21 Sun deserves his perfect score, he’s so babygirl
Also, I prefer Sun over Moon but I’d still totally risk it for Moon. Daycare Attendant my beloved.
Y e s
I knew I would find a comment about sun, but Idk weather I sound or shouldn't be surprised by the amount of comments about said character
I take the risk too XD 9/12 isn't bad after all
I'll take the risk to smooch both of them (equal kisses for both of em), either I get away from smooching Moon scott free, or I get a free chiropractic appointment, courtesy of Moon's suplexing skills
" *and thus, my search for a comment simping over sun and moon has ended* "
Born to late to explore the planet, born to early to explore the stars. Born just in time for five nights at feddys smooch tier list. Truly blessed 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Yee
Im feeling so patriotic rn… 🫡
Can I get a holehujah
@@someguyinazoo HOLIJUANA!!!!!!
@@someguyinazoo
Holehujah
Kissing Glitchtrap would be awful btw, he literally has spit and stuff all on him according to someone who studied his model lol.
For plushtrap, in the books, he can canonically eat through literally everything, he is a literal mini woodchipper, a piranha that would eat you while you're still alive.
I’ve never been more willing to watch an over an hour breakdown on Fnaf animatronics
Only because it’s about smooching 💀
@@The.Goblin.King... that’s the joke 💀
@@cannaer8164 I know 💀 I also only stayed here because it was about smooching. 💀
“ She Smells Like A Trashcan… And She Is A Trash Can. “ Is The Perfect Description For Glamrock Chica.
"You know what's not cute?
..Extortion..."
LMFAOOOO☠️☠️
I love the "Can they bite? Yes. *Would* they bite? Oh, in a heartbeat" bits sm.
Chuffed to live in a prime of post-ironic monsterkissing discussions.
Appreciate all the DSaF callbacks :)
Listening to someone talk in detail about the kissability of robots from a video game for an hour and a half is just how I wanted to spend my time 😂
I can’t believe you forgot TWO things from security breach, that being the map robots and the cleaning sign guys.
“Nightmarish Pez dispenser” 💀💀💀
It’s kinda crazy how slimy Burntrap is. Considering how long he’s been in that suit, and how many times he’s been set on fire, you’d think he would just be an actual skeleton by now. How does he still have all that meat and grease on him?
Probably tries to wash off all the… other friends that come with decay… I can’t imagine he’d enjoy the tagalongs
Another heal with remnant i think.
@@spleens4200you mean the flies?
decomp means your fats and lipids exit your skin, that's why when people decompose on floors they leave a huge stain and it leaks through multiple layers
I always have fat
as a springtrap smoocher myself, giving him a 1 was very generous of you lmfao
A true fan is able to recognize their beloved's flaws, and even acknowledge that there are barely any pros yet for some reason you still wanna smooch him.
I agree. It was super generous of you.
you people want to kiss William Afton's corpse??????????😕
@@TenoriteJSMaybe, maybe not.
yeah.....pretty much....@@TenoriteJS
I’d smooch Withered Bonnie.
I’d go up and kiss him, but wouldn’t run off, then he’d tear my face off like “HAHA HOWS THAT?!”
Then i’d be like : “NOOOHAHHAHNANGNNGNFHNGNGNNGBBDNS”
Then he’d feed my faceless corpse to Mangle and Withered Chica
I love how halfway in they start writing fanfics
The best part of all of this is the unbridled hatred against music man. Honestly, deserved.
“Restaurant still in business despite music man” absolutely SENT ME
Dayshift at Freddys 3 refference 10/10
The fact you spent 1 hour of ranking how kissable all of these guys are is kind of impressive
“Circus baby is 7 feet tall!”
*”… Kick the baby!”*
I would like to note two things about Montgomery Gator.
1. He has claws that are powerful enough to, at the very LEAST, break metal chains. I think that he would be able to tear any would-be smoocher to shreds.
2. He is implied (and practically confirmed in Ruin) to have murdered Glamrock Bonnie in order to take his place. Meaning that not only does he have anger issues, but is the jealous type (he may have also planned on killing Glamrock Freddy, as he takes his place in one of the non-canon endings) and is a straight-up murderer.
All in all, I definitely wouldn't smooch 'em!
Both good points, but we're counting on Monty's ego being so inflated that he's flattered enough to go for the smooch. If not, they do sell safety helmets in Roxy Raceway!
Fair point
Why would Monty have claws before replacing glamrock bonnie? And if he didn’t, why are there claw marks on Bonnie’s corpse?
@@TheOriginalSomeKidWhoDraws he replaced Bonnie to become the bass player, why would he have claws before that.
@@Number_1_Rated_Salesman1997 don’t mind my other comment, but still the animatronics are still very strong even without any claws, so he could definitely beat Bonnie to death
Kinda surprised that Chica's cupcake didn't make it onto this list. Seems like a fairly harmless gremlin.
She's food tho. She belongs to the "which FNAF animatronic is the best to eat?"
@@Spacebugg im pretty sure the cupcake is a dude sence everyone calls the cupcake carl
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Thanks for the info. I will try to not misgender a cupcake next time :d
I mean if kissing also includes eating then yeah. It should’ve been
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Carl isnt cannon and it’s a cupcake 💀
Hold their jaw closed. That will work for the small ones at least
Edit: I just imagined trying to give Plushtrap a head kiss while holding his jaw closed and he’s flailing around violently-
This reminds me of having to give your pet a pill and hold their jaw shut, an act of love but perhaps not smart to kiss immediately after
Bon bon's bite would be like a Chihuahua but more painfull
Bro really made an hour video about smooching ROBOTS 💀 thats so me LOL
If someone new to Fnaf asks for a lore summary, send them this video
Twenty minutes in and now I'm just imagining you running around the pizzeria jumping every animatronic to give them a smooch before running off to get the next one leaving them very confused.
This is the best comment I've ever read
Confused and broken hearted more like. Imagine you get your first smooch - potentially EVER - only for your smoocher to run off and smooch another! PROBABLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU TOO.
An hour and thirty minutes of my life were spent watching this video. The only thing I took away from it is that kissing someone with a huge mouth of sharp teeth is bad...but taxes are worse
I find it funny how they say the rockstars aren't cute but gives ennard a point for cuteness
Edit: also apparently music man isn't cute but ennard is
Certain people wouldn't mind Nightmarrione's tentacles.
Why bring such interessing information in a smooch video?
@@platinumg.8614 because she mentioned the tentacles and it reminded me of _you know what._
Same with nightmare foxy’s tongue I suppose
🤨
Agreed. I guess it wouldn’t be quite a nightmare anymore for some people
I'm not too sure why but listening to this made me imagine myself going across the Fnaf timeline to give a smooch to each animatronic and quickly get away with it before I get butchered
Hey, me too! The scenarios she put together were all great. Tell me you were either picturing an internet avatar of yours doing it, or just you in the security guard uniform. I was doing the latter
@@BlindStarLily I was doing a bit of both, lol
Why do you ask?
Me too lmao
Puppet probably wouldn’t attack me after
What is this Rockstar Chica slander? I would go in for seconds.
Tbf the cute idea of a cringy/excitable MILS Chica id pretty promising 🥴
“In 2023 we will have flying cars”
2023: *kissing animatronics*
I’m pretty sure flying cars now almost (if not) do exist
I think Ballora should have more points, we know Baby was lying about the endoskeleton being Ballora on the last night of SL because they have already formed Ennard, so it wasn’t just her being aggressive then; in fact it’s quite the opposite, when you come back from the room with Funtime Freddy, she doesn’t bother with coming after you even after stating she knows you’re there. Even if I’m mistaken about the first point, the second one has got to be worth something right? 🤷♂️
Being in A tier is exactly right, given your criteria, but Glamrock Freddy will always be S+ tier in my heart. He is such a nice fellow.
Funtime Foxy just wants you to watch his show, he's just a wittle guy who needs a smooch before the show 🥺
I would rate fredbear (one that killed CC) a 12/12, great experience, would crack my skull.
Peak fnaf content.
So committed to the bit that the conversation has gone full circle from cringe to based. Truly unashamed, and that’s admirable.
I do like content where people take video game characters and rank them on something far outside their genre (Polygon's Mortal Kombat video ranking how well the characters can cuddle).
Live a little
Jake DoubleYoo ranking the Greek gods by how good they smell
"Give fredbear a big smooch!" *C R U N C H*
JUST imagine Golden Freddy preparing to end your run, and you just smooch him/her
"Decades old human jerky" absolutely undid me. Stellar job, A+, 100% worth the wait
The last person to smooch an animatronic lost a frontal lobe in 87 😅
They renamed the Smooch of 87 to the Bite of 87 for legal purposes.
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Make sense
lol
“Traumatic backstory? Do the cockroaches count?” Lmao I’m dying
I am going to take this as validation to go to my nearest chuck e cheese and kiss the rat
honestly with Roxy you just gotta neg her a bit, tell her you don't want to smooch her and she'll have to over come your rejection making her no longer dangerous. Note: this is in no way an endorsement of negging real life people.
also, if michael can get himself back together enough to get a job at a food establishment, he can for sure get a smooch 12/12
I do believe it wasn’t Michael work at the the pizzeria simulator because Michael can barely walk,had to live the shadows (It was sailing in the games) and he would scared Henry if he or any other people in the restaurant saw Michael like(I say just Henry if he hired him in secret)
This is for sure gonna come back to haunt me at some point but Michael's voice at the end of Sister Location is insanely attractive in my opinion. I second the 12/12 (which is wild because he and William basically sound exactly the same and hearing William's voice does absolutely nothing for me except piss me off tbh)
On Springtrap, his bite might not break skin easily. But if it does, you're probably in for a nasty infection and will have to go to the have to go to the hospital. I pray that, if you do, you have an excuse ready for why you have that infection, or that you are ready to explain that you kissed a robotic shell with a rotting corpse inside.
However, if you run into Michael while trying to get over that nasty wound, I McF*cking dare you to tell him you kissed his father. I will pay handsomely if you manage to get proof that you did it.
@@vineaccount6832 "I McF*cking dare you" that has to be the best form of daring someone to something I have read in my life!
Thanks! It the one I use for dares that are just batsh*t insane.
I'm tempted to draw my oc smooching Freddy Fazbear istg
Funny thing is, the only one i'd be caught smooching was called a walking hazard LMAO.
I wouldn't mind these being a regular thing. They're a nice change of pace from all the lore videos. Maybe the next one could be which animatronic would you want as a partner in a John Woo style action movie.
that's... a very specific request
@@georgeosborne1854 Which animatronic would be best to smooch is a very specific topic.
I thought that if this were to be a regular thing, Might as well start taking it in the weirdest directions possible.
If it's any consolation, You'll notice the Original comment is edited, This is because the original idea was "Which animatronic would you want as a partner in a buddy cop movie."
Helpy would be invaluable as a sidekick
"That isn't very cash money of you, Superstar" -Glamrock Freddy
Technically the Rockstar Freddy we face in UCN is a different model of Rockstar Freddy that we put on stage in Pizzeria Sim. The stage version of Rockstar Freddy doesn't have a coin slot, meaning he can't extort anyone. And even then, he only asks for Faz Tokens, or Faz Coins, which are literally arcade tokens. Also, Roxy as we see in Ruin acts basically like Freddy... To anyone who *isn't* Gregory.
42:32, Smooched my monitor for science and I can't say it was pleasant, but there was no down side.