NoHaxJustDDos _ Yeah I did so what? My friend bought me a ticket for my birthday, so I couldn't really say no, and it was a lot of fun. You're just jelous...
I love how the kid asks what's your favorite mine craft CZcamsr, but he can't answer cause he's not part of the autistic fan base. The suffering that they had to go through too dealing with the masses
Having seen Danny O'Dwyer do other things, I'd guess he was aware how cringy his attempting to cover this event was going to be from the get go and just went with it. (He shouldn't have grabbed random kids without asking first though.)
Why is it that everytime i see Minecon vieos, the people who ask question can't speak loud and clear? Everytime they sound like,,Could you add afnmnnnmnnnmn?"
Except he did ask for money ("what are you willing to give back to the kids?"), maybe he wasn't asking for 2 G's. At the same time, he said that he spent that much to go to Minecon, when it could've gone to the orphans. I'm not saying he should only donate his money to charity, but its an awkward position for that guy to put himself in.
Try explaining this to a kid living in 1912. "So what do you guys do for fun in 2012?" "Well, we film ourselves dressing like tomboys and playing with fake blocks, while repeating the same jokes endlessly. Then we broadcast all that to get virtual points called views and likes."
I loved the old guy's rant. "Yeah so I spent 2k bucks to come here and rant about how people are spending unnecesary money in contrast to people that are having a hard time." I mean WTF is this plan
One of the few people that acted like an actual human being it seems. Like sure it wasn't the best question but at least I didn't pull a muscle cringing into a ball.
I take it that kid has a minecraft youtube channel... every fuckwit and their weird uncle made one back in the early 2010's because it was the new hotness. Furby/pokemon cards/tickle me elmo of it's day.
I feel so bad for notch. He makes a actually cool game that starts a whole new section of games, but the fuckin community is horrible. If i was him i wouldnt even think about going anywhere near these things.
That part with the guy from the charity was so fucking hard to watch. I genuinely feel bad for notch, no other panel at any other convention has to put up with this kind of bullshit.
The strangest part is that Notch, the creator of all this cringy creatures, actually looks like a pretty smart, nice and normal guy.That was really a surprise for me.
Notch has ruined more lifes than drugs and alcohol combined. "I don't believe in God I believe in Notch" - 6 year old Where the fuck are these peoples parents??
"So you're playing Minecraft at MineCon on a Mac" NO , IM PLAYING FUCKING CUBE CREATOR 3D (or one of those crappy MC clones) AT MINECON ON MY LAPTOP SIZED 3DS.
More like usb storage device that we like to call a micro pc that is pre loaded with a free operating system but we still sell it for $50 even though it costs us $3 to make it
ya know, compared to minecon 13-15, these actually aren't that bad. Most of the questions are just normal questions with slight speech impediments. No dedicated wam (at least not in the panels)
Benjamin Waltman You did see the four Gangnam Style dances, right? Give me the kid from Bad Santa asking about “wam” requirements over that shit or the charity beggar any day of the week.
He happily took that 2 billion from Microsoft thinking "No more fucking Minecon"
Is minecraft a criminal offense in Iraq?
yes
Chickens Gaming what?
The Iraq Government if I had 2 billion dollars I would give 1 billion dollars to schools.
Leo Debatin dude fuck schools. give it to charity or to a hospital and cure cancer ya dumb fuck
Clicks on video
"Do you even lift brah?"
Dies inside
I gagged after the first 10 seconds
"I know memes"
-Notch
666 likes
No yolo
No YOLO
"I don't believe in God, I believe in Notch." Had to take a break after that one.
absolutely incredible all of those things are good tho
@@aegisfate117 I don't need a god to tell me those things.
@@DeltaKR7 based and redpilled
I cant stand this cringe
@@PeacefulJoint yes you do. Cringe and Un-godpilled
I lost it when captain sparkles did a backflip and the person recording it earraped the mic
Meme Master that was great
...
...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I took a break after that
Followed by the epic gangnam style.
They are surely a P R O F E S S I O N A L
1. Clicks video
2. Starts video
3. First few seconds "do you even lift broh"
4. Leaves video.
YOLO
You liar, you wrote this comment aswell.
Stolen
Pretty much. I can't even watch these, even though I want to... they're just too much.
I know memes
CaptainSparklez looks like he's suffering every single second
KalakGamer i legit think he is
KalakGamer I would too if I was forced to do the stuff he had to do poor soul
KalakGamer because he doesn't want to be apart of this cancerous community anymore but it pays
I would of took my own life after the gangnam style
well hes suffering for insane amounts of money
"Do you even lift, brah?"
"No. YOLO."
"Alright, thanks."
*Oblivion NPC Dialogue*
Underrated comment tbh
Oblivion 2012 edition
"I know memes"
🤡 To 🤡 communication
you have to admit, notch's reactions are pretty funny
"Do you even lift"
"No YOLO" *shrugs shoulders*
Its like they were competing to be cringier than each other.
It's painful to watch omg.
Notch was too gangster for memes
I mean it was 2012
It was 2012
He knew memes
This is why Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft.
1. He doesn't work on it anymore, 2. He doesn't make as much money of it, as mods are taking over, and 3. He's go a fuckton of money by selling it.
+Posides i bet you went to minecon
NoHaxJustDDos _ Yeah I did so what? My friend bought me a ticket for my birthday, so I couldn't really say no, and it was a lot of fun. You're just jelous...
lol what a loser
+Posides What are you doing here? How old are you?
I love how this one guy comes up on the stage and starts advertising charity
Twisted Films ikr
Twisted Films charity shaming hurts all of us
Twisted Films I can't believe my fucking eyes
this french tibet and THEN 'minecraft style' I'm dying
Hello? Mic check mic check
Twisted Films let's be honest Stefan, you're not from the UK are you
"will you ever add sharks with lasers"
jeb: *proceeds to mock him*
2 years later : mojang adds guardians
Robot Gurdian
its a skin now
bruh
he wasnt mocking
he was repeating to make sure thats what he said
@@plumbob109 c’mon bud.
A nice condom ad! Really inspiring!
😂
its relevant given the context of the video
Ads are based on your google and youtube searches
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Salty Spaniard big woosh
this is soooo painfulll aah...
xxerbexx It's... Aah.
I love how the kid asks what's your favorite mine craft CZcamsr, but he can't answer cause he's not part of the autistic fan base. The suffering that they had to go through too dealing with the masses
0:56
xxerbexx lol whatcha doin here
But this is NOTHING compared to let's say... Minecon 2016.
at least they didnt dab back then
Tom Malachowski is Gangnam Style any better?
dholmestar it's worse
Tom Malachowski wasnt invented yet
They're both equally bad
dholmestar Much better!
4:30 a guy holding a troll face picture on his phone
Even the small details of this video are cringe lol
Bruh
ツFico You just got trolled rofl xd
@@bluewuppo I sure did
chad
1:51 "It's all about community and friendship"
I don't know but I'm getting a weird murderous vibe from him.
Dude had his fill of Escargot that night
Felt oddly sexual
Having seen Danny O'Dwyer do other things, I'd guess he was aware how cringy his attempting to cover this event was going to be from the get go and just went with it. (He shouldn't have grabbed random kids without asking first though.)
Did you notice the shape of the mic? Looks like a dick
"Are you driving your Ferrari to work or?"
"I don't have a driving license"
Is it normal to have suicidal thoughts even before it started
Maarten van Weeren yes
lmao
Maarten van Weeren no, I had cringe even before it started.
No. Notify your school inmediatly
yes, i had suicidal thoughts when i heard yhe word minecraft
"j'aime la France" just means "I love France" lol
@Roy Sunshine uh, nope
It means, "France likes BUTT CHEEKS" GOT EM.
Seth Wellington yes, how dare he not know french!
@@plasmav42 tu fais pitié gros c'était une blague
Technically its just 'I like France' if we being pedantic
He wasn’t lying about 5:45. Almost blew my ear drums out 💀
Gosh
Why is it that everytime i see Minecon vieos, the people who ask question can't speak loud and clear? Everytime they sound like,,Could you add afnmnnnmnnnmn?"
lml probably bc most of them are introverts. Kinda feel bad for the fuckers
UPinSmoke 23 Being introverted doesn't mean you have a speech impediment with the Tism.
+ibiza1290 you're an idiot
SW(is)M So are you.
I think I few of them weren't native english speakers
spending my time in the comments because this is hard to watch
Yes
@@arcanehornet indeed
im doing the same
Instead of self-harming, I just return to this video every year.
Honestly, I don't know what's worse.
Return to 2013 minecon videos… they are the most cringiest ones out they are!
11:27 Imagine if that kid secretly wrote Revenge.
Conspiracy theory?????!!!
Gotta respect his dedication tho
"I know memes"
no yolo
IAMSOSTUPD this comment is stupid but I think you're my brother
IAMSOSTUPD Yes brother.
Jesus lord the prophecy is being fulfilled,we meet once again.
It's a meme you dip
Yes brother!
"No, yolo. I know memes."
-Notch 2012
Fatass millionare
x aggreed.
awildleonard *fatass billionare
Best reaction he could have had.
It kinda seems like he said yolo to make fun of it, but hell, I don't know
10:43 *thought it was actually heartwarming--sees nexts seconds of the video* -I’ve lost faith in humanity
-______-
Makes you think that there are only 2 types of people
Lmao he's just O_O because he knows
Same😂
Jordan was thinking those exact clips at that moment
I swear whoever was working the camera angles has amazing comedic timing
"do you even lift brah"......right out of the gate Crowbat.
Why is his name crowbcat now though?
@@Halopen94 he beats cats with crowbars
@@publiusventidiusbassus1232 thought so lol
No yolo
that dude who asked about charity looked at them trhough their soul
Grow TV lmao
Did he say that he spent 2000 dollars to get there, and was asking notch to give him 2 grand for charity? what a hypocrite lol
That wasn't what he said. He actually made a good analogy. He wasn't asking for money, he was putting them in perspective :)
Except he did ask for money ("what are you willing to give back to the kids?"), maybe he wasn't asking for 2 G's. At the same time, he said that he spent that much to go to Minecon, when it could've gone to the orphans. I'm not saying he should only donate his money to charity, but its an awkward position for that guy to put himself in.
omgwtfbbq Child, stop arguing, you are just wrong.
3:22 feels like hes thinkin "Dude... why are you doing this to me right now?"
8:41 is my man recording with a Gameboy?
Looks it xD but it must be a case
The guy with the microphone walking around I think did a great job. He knew his job was cheesy as fuck and he owned it.
That's Danny O' Dwyer! :D
nobody cares about how much his twitter triggers you, dipshit
Truee
Doctors have discovered a new way of detecting autism...
Marz10 we will soon be weaponizing the autism
Marz10 DO YOU PLAY MINECRAFT
5:09 when you take out a pack of gum
"Just one"
Lmao 💀
Best comment here 👏👏😂
The special Ed class took a field trip
omg hahaha
Best comment
Couldn't even make it past the first second, this is going to be a hard one.
+Bleach Drinker Same here brah
+Bleach Drinker I literally just paused it on his stupid face and came down here to say the exact same thing.
+Bleach Drinker Indeed, my penis is literally touching the ceiling.
+Bleach Drinker I hear that the sales for bleach have risen in the past few years. Now I can see why.
"Pfft, I know memes!"
Why do people still go to these things? It's so painful to watch.
Bob Jones i don't know m8
Bob Jones people like me just want to record the cringey moments
Minecraft capes and pickaxe replicas.
Bob Jones i cant wait for next minecon, for crowbcat
Bob Jones how do these people do it.
2:45
"How has the success of Minecraft change your life? Do you drive a Ferrari to work?"
"I don't have a driver's license"
0-0
notch dodged a bullet by not accidentally saying he loves France
It's like working at a special school except nobody learns anything.
You dont learn from schools anyway
+Yin ping Lo oh rly?
Silvery DoorStop Clearly school didn't teach you how to spell the word 'really', so it can't be all that great.
Hang on you're serious ?
You're really thinking that i was serious ?
billions of years of evolution has led up to this
ooh what a roast from quite an obviously well educated individual
Try explaining this to a kid living in 1912. "So what do you guys do for fun in 2012?" "Well, we film ourselves dressing like tomboys and playing with fake blocks, while repeating the same jokes endlessly. Then we broadcast all that to get virtual points called views and likes."
Nothing will go past this.
to the capability of literally creating our own worlds?
or a bouch of weirdos in a place that probably smells like feet and a carcass of a whale?
Lazarus Magellan “Do you even lift bra?”
captain sparkles: does a backflip
presenter: *D E M O N I C S C R E A C H I N G*
his backflip summoned satan
One thing to admire from this, is how much confidence a lot of them have during the unbearable situations they’re put into
"Uh I don't have a driver's license"
"Do you even lift bro?"
AudioGardenSlave no, yolo..?
@@TyDidItTWICE I know memes
@@acunt *Smiles awkwardly*
Just when you think it can't get any worse, it fucking does.
Red hat guy
+Heezer omg I can't with him...
+Heezer aahaahahahhahaah oh shittttr5tttttt
It's called 2013. Minecon 2013.
@@HeezerHD Wonder what your opinion on that is now in 2022. ☺️
I loved the old guy's rant. "Yeah so I spent 2k bucks to come here and rant about how people are spending unnecesary money in contrast to people that are having a hard time." I mean WTF is this plan
5:45 RIP headphone users 😪😂
i FUCkING DIED
actually feels like being shouted in the ear irl wtf
Lmao 🤣
_what is under ur hat???_
*A lack of hair*
He looked so depressed saying that
M M no
Ask Jens
*„Sanks“*
One of the few people that acted like an actual human being it seems. Like sure it wasn't the best question but at least I didn't pull a muscle cringing into a ball.
I literally have to pause after every clip
Watch it regularly, and built a tolerance to the cringe
are you me?
+abbz120 this is not something you want to gain a tolerance too, because then you'll be just as cringy without knowing it.
Mr Meow Maybe, but you would still know cringy stuff when you saw it - you just wouldn't cringe physically
i did the same thing
2:56 here we have an example of a guy that didn’t claim his minecon cape
Look at the guy at 11:20 picking his nose bruh im done 😂
facts lol. but what is the song playing in the background? do you know the name?
Zilean Dawg it’s the Star Wars cantina song (:
dude was about to eat that fucker until he noticed the camera
DISGUSTANG
He was gonna eat it but he realized he was on camera and stopped and nodded his head as saying...you got me brah....
the sad thing is, I wanted to be there so bad back in the day
+TheWindKraken ikr
Didn't we all.
I was glad I didn't go soon as I saw the videos.
Exactly what I was thinking watching this
Yeah
Ikr now I realized most of the people there r fucked in the head
first one really got me holy shit
He knows memes tho
00'Sky why notch jesus christ
00'Sky "I know memes"
yolo .. fucking kill me the cringe is too painful
That as a finishing move as the first attack 😂
1:06 xQc is that you?
4:40
"What is you idiot to create- uhh- to sex a block of grass?"
WTF!!!!!
What the hell was he trying to say?????
Underrated comment
"what is under your hat?"
" a lack of hair"
I AM DEAD
😂
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Poor CaptainSparklez, you know he feels bad that his audience is a bunch of nerds
That chick at the end was bad af though
They aren't nerds
Nerds actually have a form of grammar that they use
fr lol
+x ZRG yup, I'd be fine going to just a couple shitty conventions...
I don't even know why I replied to this shitty conversation.
I cringed at the first clip and had to take a 10 min break before I started watching again
and everyone stood up and clapped
0:50 me and my friend first time we took LSD together
how about meth?
@@theonlyplain idk i dont do meth
Good one
If I was notch I would be so embarrassed. I'd be like "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO THE WORLD"
+Utah Hutah Yeah probably
He said on Twitter "I regret making minecraft."
Peter Parké Did he?!?!
xVenomousPugx all he did was to gather all the reatrds, he didt create them. All we need now is some jihadists at minecon. Volunteers??
If I was Notch, I'd be too busy rolling around in the money pit I had installed in my mansion to care what happens to the world I helped destroy.
The guy in the red hat. Jesus.
+The Mighty Gooch typical european
+j Revis there's nothing "typical" continental about him. he's the average britbong product of multicultural anglo-sphere
fullfist you're right, it's more like a typical britbong.
+j Revis what the fuck is britbong?? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
John Vejvoda A negative slur for a British person.
All of theese people are now 10 years older than they were in this video. Time flies
Damn
4:28 oh God a troll face 🤦♂️
Dude, it was 2012
You mad?
Oh no, an emoji
@@slubus this man can't even type correctly on a keyboard what do you expect?
8:20 when the kid takes his beanie off. “Do you know who I am?”
I take it that kid has a minecraft youtube channel... every fuckwit and their weird uncle made one back in the early 2010's because it was the new hotness. Furby/pokemon cards/tickle me elmo of it's day.
That menacing "have a nice day" though
HeitorX he sounded so mad xD
@@heheitor "It will be your last."
A supervillain in the making
I feel so bad for notch. He makes a actually cool game that starts a whole new section of games, but the fuckin community is horrible. If i was him i wouldnt even think about going anywhere near these things.
He doesn't anymore...
Now I see why, jesus christ..
Just FNaF, a nice good game (my opinion lel) but the fucking fanbase is complete hell
And I thought Undertale had a shitty fanbase. Minecraft is like x100 times worse.
yeah I feel so sorry for him.. all that money the poor bastard.
No Undertale is still ass.
When buddy asked the charity question I could barely watch it was so awkward
I couldn't even handle the first 7 seconds...
Im slowly losing my humanity.
take me with you!Brendan Dawson
Don't you dare go hollow, friend
Ann Hiro I have 99 humanity , i think i can give him some
Watch some VSauce!(TM)!
We got a hollow
See how the players back then were around 16 17 years old instead of 6 years old
Eelke Westra Funny shit. No.
Eelke Westra Random middle aged people as well.
But they were cringe anyway.
I was playing Alpha back at 7 years old. i remember when the Halloween update dropped and being scared of torches eventually dying out.
Still cringey
its incredible how notch can dodge some disturbing questings
2012 is by far the most cringe year in recent memory. not one aspect of it has aged well.
Delusion
Notch: Creates Minecraft, regrets life.
teh tjoppie now chilling with 2 billion
Even with just a passing knowledge of the Minecraft community... it wasn't worth it bro.
The world should've ended in 2012.
no
we still need more great games, but shitty will apear too
fuck what year we end it then
Sara
It pretty much did end...
Have you watched the movie 2012
Sara Potter It did, and now we are all living in this hell.
Nah fam It's all about the classics comment made my day
"Do you even lift bro?"
"No, YOLO"
Wincing already not even 10 seconds in
I dont see the cringe thing there
This makes me wonder how awkward I’d be at minecon.
That part with the guy from the charity was so fucking hard to watch. I genuinely feel bad for notch, no other panel at any other convention has to put up with this kind of bullshit.
Sharky McShark I know. If he said no that dude would probably cry, and that audience would have most likely yelled out "BOOO"
Idk why but this comment makes this video a million times funnier
The strangest part is that Notch, the creator of all this cringy creatures, actually looks like a pretty smart, nice and normal guy.That was really a surprise for me.
He had become awkward during Minecon because of all the autistic kids and manchildren that his game had lured
He's actually kind of neckbeardy irl.
The fact that he sold this game away says it all. He's can't stand living in this hell for the rest of his life.
i dont blame him
Lol hes a neckbeard, doesnt even have a drivers license.
8:09 that was actually kinda sad. the kid looked hella confused.
The kid pulled his hat off, he wanted to be picked himself
The way he said "have a nice day" made me actually tear up inside a little, poor kid
@@Dubstone dude didnt even answer the question at all lol BETA
Thanks for the headphone users warning, Crowbcat.
You saved my damn ears!
3:30 wow wtf what an inappropriate thing to spring on someone. He's so used to peddling his "charity" he has the emotional talking points ready.
Did you see his eyes? You saw them right
Yeah dude was a creep.
“For me to fly here and pay for food and a room (and also buy merch) I could have fed a handful of orphans for 6 months! But I didn’t... Will you?”
dude is such a phony he's saying he's from the UK with his big ass french accent
@@merces47letifer4 Dude looks like he's suffering from withdrawal and took out some frustration by wasting everyone's time
If aliens come to Earth, we must show this shit.
lmao they wouldn't come to earth BECAUSE of this shit
erchomai veni you know that golden disk - we gotta send another one or it's gonna be false advertising.
We'd die
They would flee after we showing the cringe level of hummanity
Overwhelmingly Handsome Jack So they'll kill us quickly instead of enslavement?
5:08: I can’t imagine how bad it smelled there
" DO you even lift, BrUh"
"nO, Yo-lo"
The most unsettled I felt in a while.
this is my favourite condom commercial
Where's the Freedom? underrated comment.
Sweet_Sukeban he stole it from another video
This is when Notch realised that he should sell minecraft
"I dont have a drivers licencse" lmao
The editing warms my heart
Notch has ruined more lifes than drugs and alcohol combined.
"I don't believe in God I believe in Notch" - 6 year old
Where the fuck are these peoples parents??
What parents? They spawned from hell.
Jack Jones y
Jack Jones ask Jens.
Jack Jones Europeans are a lot less religious than the states
Hey atleast Notch is real lmao. :P
*WILL BE MINEKON IN RUSSIAH*
r o o s k i e
That boy could be KGB
thats a picture of true russian gopnik
Its a 5opka-Russian youtuber
*OURCON*
*I don't have a driving licence*
*- Markus Persson 2012*
2:08 this is why devs aren't supposed to do Public Relations
I just saw your other comment lol
"So you're playing Minecraft at MineCon on a Mac"
NO , IM PLAYING FUCKING CUBE CREATOR 3D (or one of those crappy MC clones) AT MINECON ON MY LAPTOP SIZED 3DS.
Teo Bazan Povedano need for speed most wanted
Frank Teng what?
9:35
What she says:"Coolest product you'll ever see!"
What she meant to say:"3$ Chinese USB stick with preloaded OS and possibly game"
More like usb storage device that we like to call a micro pc that is pre loaded with a free operating system but we still sell it for $50 even though it costs us $3 to make it
@@electrictnt4482 Well if you create something with $3, you´re going to sell it for ... $3?
@@kenshinhimura6280 bruh
It's been five years and I still can't finish this video in one sitting.
2:36 Holy shit it's CallMeCarson
ya know, compared to minecon 13-15, these actually aren't that bad. Most of the questions are just normal questions with slight speech impediments. No dedicated wam (at least not in the panels)
and the memes were even less cancerous. What a difference 5 years makes.
Benjamin Waltman the con went from slightly autistic to cancerous over the course of three years.
Benjamin Waltman
You did see the four Gangnam Style dances, right?
Give me the kid from Bad Santa asking about “wam” requirements over that shit or the charity beggar any day of the week.
xFEARx Darkness yea but back then it was cool if you danced to it now it's retarded
Benjamin Waltman a
what people will do for money 5:54
Watching that made me 5% more depressed
With money the dog dances
Please save me
I had to take several breaks during this video