When did that quote become a thing. "The golden rule is to treat others they way you want to be treated. Always put others before yourself." Why had the world become so selfish lately? People really think it's more important to treat yourself better than anyone else😢
@EngineerEnginering scenario 1. Go to subway during lunch rush. Order anything on the menu. Receive a shitty sandwich all rolled up with half the ingredients falling on the wrapper. Scenario 2. I make a subway sandwich with a little patience and LOVE 🌈 and tend to each piece of meat like it is the last piece in a jigsaw puzzle. Lace the veggies with proper seasoning and more love 🌈. Salt and pepper. Wrapped nicely and cut in half. Which sandwich tastes better? There's only one correct choice and if you don't choose option 2 you're lying to yourself to soothe your own jaded soul, probably because you never had grandma bake u cookies. Which I'm so sorry about. Everyone deserves grandma cookies at least once. U weirdo.
My wife gets mad at me when I do that. She's always like "why didn't you tell me you were gonna cook. Your food is always way better." Then she proceeds to eat half of my plate.
Italian sandwich? Hahahaha maybe in America all the 💩that they sell you have Italy in the name only because it's a good name for good food... A pay you a sandwich in Italy 7 dollars it's enough to go to the paradise
Oh c’mon, you’re killing me now. You don’t know how to spell “literal?”Honestly, don’t use that word anymore until you practice it 10 times. Like actually writing it out using a pen and paper.
@@mjrussell414 it's called second language, pls, I know you love perfection but when you have a chance to correct people in private do it but in public it is pointless, the only thing you are doing is embarrassing the other person, it won't look like an advice in any way and it will be a shame on u in the end
@@mjrussell414 That's very rude, like actually. A lot of people, including me, has another language as their mother tongue. Not everyone is completely fluent in english and even if they are, it's a mistake!! And plus, before you correct someone else make sure you're correct first. You should of put the question mark outside of the quotations, by the way.
😂😂😂😂 I just can't with you two.... Stop I just can't. 😂😂😂😂 I know it took some hard work not to laugh while creating this. Wonderful job you two that equal one....
The EXAGGERATION on Seasoning the Sandwich, Brruhh!! I'm SURPRISED he didn't Add some 🍇🍇Purple, Grapes on the 🍽🍽Plate, for Garnish as WELL??!! BWA-HA-HAAA!! 🤔🤔🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ 😁😁😆😆 😍😍😂😂 🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾 👍🏾👍🏾
the way Christy was looking at her husband was spot-on she could be an actress, each time she looked at him it was different but perfect for what she was feeling LOL
This is why I always say "you want me to make yours too" because if she says no I can say "well don't touch my food" and she now always want me to make her food too 😂
@@nobodywatchesnooby Someone's ability or willingness to do something is different than equality. Skills and determination makes someone more desirable than others. Not to be misconstrued as inequality.
This is so me with my sammich 😂 I absolutely have to do the most. Toast it, sprinkle of black pepper on my mayo and sometimes I throw a fried egg on it. My bf just wants warm meat, soft bread and lots of mustard. Then he’s like “why didn’t you make mine like that?” 🤦♀️😂
I do the cooking in my house, because I'm the one that truly cares about how the food looks and tastes. My wife is happy to just eat "whatever", but I want something that's both healthy and delicious for every meal. Since I'm cooking for both of us, she never has to get jealous over my food being better.
Good for you. I'm lucky if I can manage to cook anything more complex than pasta without c0cking it up so I'll stick with whatever until I can find someone who can cook that doesn't mind half a mouth of teeth missing 😂
I feel you Josh! My wife's only response, her autopilot question is.....hey honey, what's for lunch and what's for dinner or what are you going to make. 🤣 That's pretty much, EVERY DAY.
@@CLJCL It's not a problem for me since I enjoy cooking and she does a lot of other chores. We split the household workload, but I still feel like she does more than I do because there's certain things that she is VERY finicky about and will only do herself, like the laundry and vacuuming. She never complains about the breakdown of our duties, though, so it's all good.
Turned that sandwich into a work of art
Yes, with the flame-broiled cheese! 😂
Picasso 🤌🏾
@@renitabentick7869 😂😂😂
Tis a work of art
It looks so much more appetizing. Enjoy your work of art it looks good I want to bite
This man prepared his sandwich like it was getting married.
😂😂
🤣
Getting married to his Stomach
Lol just adds the wedding march as it slowly moves towards his mouth 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He knows how he likes his food. Simplicity is beautiful.
Now his wife makes a lot more sense in his eyes😮
Yes
The flambe and the way he sprinkled, curled wrist and all!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
his face at the sprinkle was priceless
The snake arm sprinkle. Lol
“Treat yourself better than you treat anyone else” my man’s is a certified bread connoisseur
should be making tht sh*t for his girl and eating the crusty sandwich himself then
When did that quote become a thing. "The golden rule is to treat others they way you want to be treated. Always put others before yourself." Why had the world become so selfish lately? People really think it's more important to treat yourself better than anyone else😢
@@Needsmoreflash The world has changed as it always does.
@@Needsmoreflash it’s called self love not selfishness
@BrownBunny🌼 No self love is treating yourself equally not better
Its Kristy's facial expression and hand gestures at the end for me😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah that took me out☠️☠️
Ikr…Me too😂😂😂
@@taimekathompsonreddick715 Where'd you go?
Bruh
😂😂😂 Harris was thrown,, his was put together
Men who know how to cook are a real happiness for the family!
And woman’s nowadays who know how to cook are a blessing for the family.
yasss😮😮😮😊
TY
@@pontuseuxinus1958 Bruh almost non existent why do you think men started cooking? We are superior in EVERY WAY...
Its a known fact. You can in fact taste the love you put into your food.
There's no love in food, it's just if you make it yourself you tell yourself that it's better than it is otherwise is seem like a waste
@EngineerEnginering scenario 1.
Go to subway during lunch rush. Order anything on the menu. Receive a shitty sandwich all rolled up with half the ingredients falling on the wrapper.
Scenario 2.
I make a subway sandwich with a little patience and LOVE 🌈 and tend to each piece of meat like it is the last piece in a jigsaw puzzle. Lace the veggies with proper seasoning and more love 🌈. Salt and pepper. Wrapped nicely and cut in half.
Which sandwich tastes better?
There's only one correct choice and if you don't choose option 2 you're lying to yourself to soothe your own jaded soul, probably because you never had grandma bake u cookies. Which I'm so sorry about. Everyone deserves grandma cookies at least once.
U weirdo.
"I passed out 4 times making this but your pop tarts are ready"
Absolutely 💫
Well mine tasted a lot like cuhhh
Bruhhhhh😂😂😂😂Desmond went ALL out! The tongs, the perfectly melted cheese, the crunch, and the triangle cut! Poor Kristy got a sandwich 😂
No she got a sammich! 🌟
A sammich….
And the level of performance adding to all of that
@@greenvortex7 I was about to post the same! She has a sandwich versus his:
😝 SAMMICH!!!!! 😂
It's not a sandwich
It's a struggle
My boy let you have the Kraft cheese meanwhile he eatin SARGENTO 😂😭
😂😂😂
Yes yes I noticed that too 😂
😅😅😅
Facts 😂😂
Nooo
Mom always said, "you don't cook, you don't complain"
A real late night laugh..lol lol lol he salt baed the lettuce!! Thanks for this.
What does salt baed mean
He was just casually making a masterpiece. 🤣
That, right there. Casually making a " masterpiece" ! I swear I got tears streaming down. These two are just a mess. 😂😅
it's the flambe cheese for me😂😂😂😂
1,000% 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roght cause I.was like what's that sound 🔥🔥🔥lolol
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!! Lol!
That's truly sibling behaviour 😂
Yes... they are such a close husband and wife
The torch part had me crying 😂
This man knows how to pimp a Sandwich
Да по хер на бутерброд .
Девушка красивая !!!!
Yeah of course
Hahaha straight up
Sandvich
Like pimp my ride only it's a sandwich lol 😊
they’re so beautiful together what
They really are
@@Valeriebeni what
This had me rolling. It reminds so much of my husband.
I lost it when he did the salt thing😂
LMAO that salt sprinkle was everything
Yes especially doing the Salt Bae arm pose
Desmond’s concentration and Kristy’s sulky look 😂
Npc
He’s a food perfectionist
"And there's the damn skewer again"😂
My wife gets mad at me when I do that. She's always like "why didn't you tell me you were gonna cook. Your food is always way better." Then she proceeds to eat half of my plate.
Well, if you’re cooking anyway just cook for both of you
I mean if she was doing her job and made him his sandwich, they would look exactly the same 😂
its woman’s code.
@@SS_SUKUNAokay, then it's also men code for women to make the man a sandwich😂
only half? I thought your wife will switch the plate :D
Naw, bro is absolutely hilarious. You can tell he’s cool af to be around 😂
He mad cute lets take him away from this women.
Mens only! Yas
ThaT friend you're always telling bro chill because he makes you laugh but only when he knows ur ass getting in trouble
Don’t believe everything you see on the internet
Lol yea they a dope fam and deserve all the respect and love givin em
dude its fake..
Bro made the holy grail of all sandwitshes as his girlfriend just looks at him as if he's a menace for not making her the same..
I was waiting for Wife to take it from him.
Girlfriend privileges last into marriage I think.
He took me out with that torch & using the dough cutter to cut that sandwich!🤣💀
That extra attention to detail is what did it for Kristy.🤣
I love my food too🤌
😂b👊👊👊👊👊👊🥶🥶💃💃
😂😂😂😂
his sandwich would cost $45 in a restaurant. he really snapped lol
Wtf 45$?
@@naveenkumarsr7847it's Italian sandwich 😂
@@A.D.540 right the cheese was probably imported from Italy.
Italian sandwich? Hahahaha maybe in America all the 💩that they sell you have Italy in the name only because it's a good name for good food... A pay you a sandwich in Italy 7 dollars it's enough to go to the paradise
Best comment. Somebody pin this shit!
Yall food vids are hilarious 😂😂😂
Babbyyyyy when he put them pickles on that sandwich I HOLLERED 😂😂😂😂
man turned a litteral toasted sandwich into a five star meal
Oh c’mon, you’re killing me now. You don’t know how to spell “literal?”Honestly, don’t use that word anymore until you practice it 10 times. Like actually writing it out using a pen and paper.
@@mjrussell414 it's called second language, pls, I know you love perfection but when you have a chance to correct people in private do it but in public it is pointless, the only thing you are doing is embarrassing the other person, it won't look like an advice in any way and it will be a shame on u in the end
@@mjrussell414 oh my dude what the question mark doing the quote. It belongs outside the quote not within. Get your shit together homie
@@mjrussell414 that's so rude of you, english is not everyone's first language, you know that, right?
@@mjrussell414 That's very rude, like actually. A lot of people, including me, has another language as their mother tongue. Not everyone is completely fluent in english and even if they are, it's a mistake!! And plus, before you correct someone else make sure you're correct first. You should of put the question mark outside of the quotations, by the way.
We all know how that ends. “ can I have some? “
Ifkr
This is kinda sad that guys rolls don't include cooking at all and yet when you think of famous people that cook it's Gordon Ramsay
Man i f know hahahahaha
You think she would ask or grab first?
Depends how well the girl knows her man. If she knows the answer is “no” definite grab.
Now that's what you can say "He Got Skills" 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Bro really said "LET ME COOK"
I never seen pickles layed on a sandwich so ceremoniously 😂😂😂
Thats a divorce 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fuh realz😂
Go clock out and go home 😂😂😂😂
@Shanice Garner literally thought the same 😂😂😂
@Shanice Garner literally what I thought of when I saw it😂😂
He over here measuring everything like an engineer,an architect and an interior decorator all in one.
Why is the reply empty.
Like that interior decorator from The Sopranos lol
Exactly how men cook..lol
Hope he wouldnt kill 16 czechoslovakians.
@@user-qv2pg2hi1g his house looks like shit, anyways
Just know her reaction is just so priceless.
Yeah like PRICELESS..😂
❤😂 freaking hilarious. And you jumping, running, insane in the heels .... beyond funny.
He truly is the Earl of Sandwich.
😂😂😂
Introducing Sir Earl of Sandwich
My girl always be like, “oh bae yours look good…” that’s when I immediately know I ain’t getting a bite of it 😂
Oh no 😂
Once you hear those words just devour it in one or 2 bites.
Lol been there
Before they try offering there's and just stare until you ask if they want some of yours. 🤣
😂😂😂
He had me at the blowtorch 😂
Nah that Bread looked scrumptious by itself
The Salt Bae drizzle😂😂😂😂😂 the brulee 'd cheese please stop D. Scott😂😂😂 can't breeeeeve
If i could like this comment twice I would
And she took his sandwich…😂🤣😂
That’s what I said 😂😂😂😂😂❤
Naww this couple don't play like that here. 😂
Yep, been there.
Then he proceeds to bodyslam her and grad his sandwich
@@itachisenjux2675as he should
Lmao the torch took me out 😂😂
That elbow move tho... artistry....lololol
My man is taking that sandwich straight to the museum 😂🎉
Bro had his cooking skills maxed like Asuna from SAO
She put her whole sandwich down knowing she bout to forcefully trade him 🤣😅
He is going to trade. He just doesn't know it, yet.
As a man. He knows it's coming lool
He is a foodie artist.
Make any meal an art and show.😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 I just can't with you two.... Stop I just can't. 😂😂😂😂 I know it took some hard work not to laugh while creating this. Wonderful job you two that equal one....
The thing is, he probably asked “how soy you want your sandwich” and he made it exactly how she asked. And then he made his gourmet 😂
The thing is. I was wondering if you noticed you spoke Spanish and English all in one .....Yo soy Jackie! 😇😇😇 Lol good day mate
@@jackieo8610 you’re funny lol Jackie es muy bonita 😌
@@corderomartin7959 gracias!!!😇😇😇
I think she made her own sandwich. She should've let him make her sandwich so her face wouldn't be looking like it do.
A chef is not going to serve you a sandwich looking like the one she had too proud of his food presentation
My dude was working so hard on that sandwich 😂😂
I like how Kristy is about before bed
And Desmond is about making his food look better😂
The way she just sat there like “ what he doin today”😂
The silent gesture and dramatic culinary moves were great😊
It's his highly focused face that has me 😂😂😂
Me also, my friend 😂😂😂
Lmaoo the blow torch, had me fucking choked 😂
The EXAGGERATION on Seasoning the Sandwich, Brruhh!!
I'm SURPRISED he didn't Add some 🍇🍇Purple, Grapes on the 🍽🍽Plate, for Garnish as WELL??!!
BWA-HA-HAAA!!
🤔🤔🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
😁😁😆😆
😍😍😂😂
🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾
👍🏾👍🏾
Kristy was like, "I don't even want my tired old sandwich anymore" Lol!
Yep, we all know that she went and ask him to do the same for her 😂😂😂
Got to love Kristy's reaction 😂
Not only it looks better, but it even has more ingredients!
Bro had me at the toast! 💪🏾😭😭😭
the way Christy was looking at her husband was spot-on she could be an actress, each time she looked at him it was different but perfect for what she was feeling LOL
I can't with Desmond 😂😂😂😂😂 it's the facial expressions for me !
That heat touch killed it for me😂
I didn't expect the flame thrower. Lol
Kristy, you stuck it through till the end. You're a G!
When my man hit the flame thrower and the salt bae move, I was out!🤣
At that point I would’ve went a took a bite out of his food😂
And this is the problem right here 😂
@@Strugglingambitious_ Well stop making y’all food look so good then, problem solved 😂
"wait. It needs a taste test. No way it actually tastes how it looks."
@@spacebabyksworld well make ur own food then and make it better than his problem solved 😂
Part of the reason guys won't cook. ^^^
These two be having me cracking up!!
I CAN'T WITH YOU TWO
🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣‼️
Apparently I've been seasoning my food all wrong because that technique looked legendary.
She’s actually a really good actress lol
so is he
My man's razzle dazzled the salt😂😂😂😂😂
she hung up her hand like `that's it' .
That sandwich got the spongebob treatment
This is why I always say "you want me to make yours too" because if she says no I can say "well don't touch my food" and she now always want me to make her food too 😂
Smart. Like i offered. So now dont be lookin at mines😂
Not the sprinkle bae!!!😂😂😂
I thought that flame thingy was him blowing 😂
Flaming the cheese.... I'm in!!! I know that sandwich was the BOMB 💣💣💣😂🤣😂
I'm the opposite, I'll make sure everyone else's plates look devine. But I'll just stack my plate 😂
Yoooo!! That's exactly what everyone tells me!! They say when I eat I make it look amazing and I devour it so fast lmaoo😅
Yall killing me 😂
Apparently, he won't be asking her to make him a sandwich anytime soon. 🤣
He really put the quality in equality
@@nobodywatchesnooby Someone's ability or willingness to do something is different than equality. Skills and determination makes someone more desirable than others. Not to be misconstrued as inequality.
I’d be mad insecure like: “Who you making this Michelin Star sandwich for?!??”
This is so me with my sammich 😂 I absolutely have to do the most. Toast it, sprinkle of black pepper on my mayo and sometimes I throw a fried egg on it. My bf just wants warm meat, soft bread and lots of mustard. Then he’s like “why didn’t you make mine like that?” 🤦♀️😂
😂😂😂😂not the salt bae sprinkle and torch .. but wid the cut ✂️ and big pick, bro .. she was stuck 😅🫡💯
I told myself, "He better put a little stick at the end!" He never disappoints 😂
I do the cooking in my house, because I'm the one that truly cares about how the food looks and tastes. My wife is happy to just eat "whatever", but I want something that's both healthy and delicious for every meal.
Since I'm cooking for both of us, she never has to get jealous over my food being better.
yeah 😂😂😭, it will be nice to have a partner who can cook
Good for you.
I'm lucky if I can manage to cook anything more complex than pasta without c0cking it up so I'll stick with whatever until I can find someone who can cook that doesn't mind half a mouth of teeth missing 😂
So we'r better cooking too? 😂
I feel you Josh!
My wife's only response, her autopilot question is.....hey honey, what's for lunch and what's for dinner or what are you going to make. 🤣 That's pretty much, EVERY DAY.
@@CLJCL It's not a problem for me since I enjoy cooking and she does a lot of other chores. We split the household workload, but I still feel like she does more than I do because there's certain things that she is VERY finicky about and will only do herself, like the laundry and vacuuming. She never complains about the breakdown of our duties, though, so it's all good.
The definition of "let me cook" 🤣 the toothpick at the end is the killer 🤣
He brought out the torch 😂
Lmfaoooo your husband is me in the kitchen😭😂😭 everything must look like art 🙈😭
Oh no sis, you didn't include the end part where you enforce the laws of what's yours is mine and snatch half to casually walk off camera with😂
Eh eh, getchyo hands of my sammich before you catch these hands!
She probably did it
She doesn't have to. He saw her bland sandwich and made this for her
🫢 my word. Lol
Tell u cmere like scropo
The elbow I died 😂😂😂😂😂
He brought out the torch 😂😂😂😂
A sandwich made w love will always turn out better. ❤
He made her sandwich look like it was premade from 7-Eleven. 😂
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂 When she threw her hands up though!!!!!
Kristy is like ion even want it anymore!! 😂😂😭😭😭😭