The Magnus Protocol 12 - Getting Off
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- čas přidán 17. 04. 2024
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Incident Elements: - Mascots - Bonzo - Graphic Violence - Mentions of: blood, dismemberment Transcripts: shorturl.at/gzF15 This episode is dedicated from Thomas Cardona to Amanda, thank you for your generous support! You can a complete list of our Kickstarter backers rustyquill.com/the-magnus-pro... Created by Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall Directed by Alexander J Newall Written by Alexander J Newall Script Edited with additional material by Jonathan Sims Executive Producers April Sumner, Alexander J Newall, Jonathan Sims, Dani McDonough, Linn Ci, and Samantha F.G. Hamilton Associate Producers Jordan L. Hawk, Taylor Michaels, Nicole Perlman, Cetius d’Raven, and Megan Nice Produced by April Sumner Featuring (in order of appearance) Shahan Hamza as Samama KhalidLowri Ann Davies as Celia RipleyBillie Hindle as Alice DyerAnusia Battersby as Gwendolyn BouchardAlexander J Newall as Norris Dialogue Editor - Lowri Ann Davies Sound Designer - Tessa VroomMastering Editor - Catherine Rinella Music by Sam Jones (orchestral mix by Jake Jackson) Art by April Sumner SFX from Soundly, Freesound (CCO): vladnegrila, and previously credited artists Support us on Patreon at / rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at www.redbubble.com/people/Rust... and www.teepublic.com/stores/rust... Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com The Magnus Protocol is a derivative product of the Magnus Archives, created by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. - Zábava
"jesus christ...."
"i go by alice now, actually!"
OMG I LOVE HER
Imagine if she is canonically an revered figure who is hiding by living like a normal person but doing an abnormal job
THAT WOULD BE SICK AS HELL goddess/eldritch horror alice my beloved
She's literally such a queen I went from gaping in horror to wheezing like a maniac so fast 😭
@@sumitrana2420 A revered figure who's actually a massive a-hole? Sounds right.
@@sumitrana2420 She has some of the Dark about her, I'd believe it if her willful ignorance gets her out of this mess somehow
"You know its rude to eavesdrop?"
"You know its rude to have absolutely no game?"
Sis, go easy on this man. You killed him
She's being a little rude tho
@@stripedgillette3580 its a love language
@@stripedgillette3580 You're being a little rude, It's rude to eavesdrop you know? 👁
i think it speaks to the sanity of the fandom that when an episode is early even by a little bit, the entire fandom freaks out.
we need help fr
Weekly eps is not enough, the hunger is real (we might be eye avatar at this point)
@@azcdtixsthe Audience should be it’s own Entity, and we are one of its many hungry extensions.
@@OctopusOwlremember when they played quiplash and someone put “fandom” as a new fear entity? I’m seeing what they mean
When an episode is early...it is clearly a fear at work 😆
@@sabrabarker6253 web
Love it when a notification called ‘getting off’ appears on my lock screen
The Fandom is certainly no Stranger to getting off
@bugjams i’d rather not think about how the Stranger gets off actually
@@gretablackwell495 too late now we've thought about it
@@gretablackwell495probably with lots of lotion and circus ambiance
Did you love opening it up only to be met with Mr. Bonzo?
Mr Bonzo talks like a goddamn pokemon amazing
Mr Mime's on his way.
Bonzo bonzo ❤
@@elliesteele2027 Mr Mime is on his way he wants your mom and he wants to stay
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was like I know they didn't do this😂😂
He’s supposed to be based on the British TV character Mr. Blobby, who talks the same way
Spoilers.
"Throwing fistfuls of them aside" is one of the simplest, most graphic descriptors I think I've ever heard.
It’s so casually horrifying, knowing that Bonzo’s grip strength is stronger than naturally stretchy, yielding flesh. It’s akin to an industrial machine, casually doing its job, just accidentally dismantling the people nearby.
i love tma for those simple lines. they are just so graceful at being absolutely subtly terrifying
And the "I know why there was no bodies" bit goes so _hard_
*Sees title*
*Lowers glasses*
Oh my.
George Takei reference in the wild frfr
norris got that "look at the sky martin" sort of underlying cheer when describing the gore part
i cant help but wonder if its intentional or its just the writer giddy at what they wrote
They’ve really sped up the pacing this time around. With Archives, it could be weeks, months or even seasons until something from one statement appeared or was explained in a later episode. Here, Mr. Bonzo was introduced in one episode and then had a major reappearance just two episodes later
I mean...instead of getting 200 eps we're js getting (probably) 90 eps only
One of the reasons is that all the files are mostly in the past, but this one is recent so one can think of it as those live statements that seem to happen. And since OIAR collects data from everywhere it has quickly access to every situation while TMI was dependent on one of the survivors going directly to them specifically.
@@azcdtixsisn’t it more like 120 episodes? As long as the seasons stay the same length
@@Archiv1st not sure so dont really take it seriously but i heard or read somewhere (i dont remember) that tmagp will be 3 seasons long, 30 eps each.
@@azcdtixs and this is more terrifying than any statement/case 😢
Only 90??? Only 3 seasons? Noooooooo
As a grave shift worker I really appreciated that little moment of confusion between Sam and Celia about what qualifies as dinner. That's a conversation I have every single night. Is this meal, taken at twelve at night, lunch or dinner? Midnight snack? When we show up to work do we say good morning, good evening, or good night? When we leave at five in the morning do we say "see you tomorrow" or "see you later today"? That little touch somehow made me connect with Sam and Celia more than any previous characterization.
yeah its been ages since i was on overnights but i loved my post-work breakfast
and like its so exhausting too because if you go out with your coworkers for breakfinner (breakfast? dinner?) on a friday norning (night? morning?) you basically screw yourself over for the next "day" because youre exhausted and you go to sleep at 10 am and sleep until 6.
as a tired night shift worker i absolutely adore all of the little details put into the show, and as silly as it is, it makes me feel better about working nights.
my mind simplifies it cause a big meal is ur dinner to me. if u eat 2 meals a day and the first is in the morning, id call it lunch and the second dinner. if you leave work at 5am, youd say "see you later" to your coworkers. unless u prefer saying "goodnight" cause youll be going to sleep once youre home. if you arrive to work in the morning, u say "morning," in the evening or afternoon u say "evening" or "afternoon"
I bet it was a memorable wedding
real lol 😭
A red wedding.
'getting off' in the title and 'bonzo' in the description.. i think we all know where this is going.
to court.
HDASHHWEYIFHW
I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer
I love how Bonzo is the trigger warning
@@thedistinguished5255🤣🤣🤣
@hamburgerdog25 honestly though now that we have a good baseline it will be very useful knowing he's in an episode before listening lmaoo
thumping my fists on the table over and over: VISCERA! VISCERA! VISCERA!
Bonzo is such a Hunt, Slaughter, Stranger and Flesh avatar. Truly a magnificant work of art
@@Sky-nq9pw THATS LITERALLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ENTIRE TIME
@@Sky-nq9pw maybe a tad of corruption for the gross puss boils
@@this_MIGHT_be_Fritz No literally, bro is just the unlawful child of a four entitty orgy. Hell you could even desolation in because of the state he leaves the scene in
I honestly think he's more Slaughter, considering the musical ties
the devil works hard but tmagp listeners work harder (I'm listening to this in the middle of a lesson)
Dude same
Real as fuck, bro
not me, totally not listening and writing a page-long comment while at work, nooo....
Go practice or else Mr Bonzo will rip your balls off
WOAH THEY'RE DOING WHAT NOW????
Damn bisexuals!
I was happily listening to my weekly dose of horrors until it got me like: "Alice??? ALICE??!!?! WHAT THE FU-- oh.."
*They played us like a... cheap whistle.*
I still she does know about this for more than anyone but is just humour as a defence mechanism
I don’t get it
@@kingfisherc9608 its their reaction to Alice's joke at the end. "Wait, SHE KNOWS?! OMG SHE KNOW SOMETHI- oh."
@@matheusribeiro4733 To be honest, the UK government is very sinister if they are funding this place.
I mean, Alice is right, though.
I do love the subtle creepy factor that we're listening in on these folks through some sort of surveillance system that some other entity is using to keep track of these people.
Almost like thats an trope present since tma... hmmmmm
Well, that certainly explains Colin's deal with the cameras then
similar to the tape recorders following people around, except the cameras(?) have always been present (as in not manually on like when jon would record statements) in tmp
What's more, I don't even think it's a specific entity, I think it's either Augustus or Chester specifically spying on them
episode title: "Getting Off"
subject: Mr Bonzo
...yeah they get us
🤣
Nothing is untwinkable, Mr. Newall
This insurance claim was denied due to not matching with up with the police report of the incident. Looks like Section 31 (or this universe's equivalent) might be coming in and keeping certain things off the record.
worrying.
THEY'RE DOING WHAT TO BONZO
I FELL OUT OF A TREE TO PRESS PLAY ON THIS
Are you okay??
@@horizonpenblade1288 yeah i'm fine XD knocked the wind out myself but other than that i'm good :)
lol good job
Entirely normal and rational response.
Hey in all seriousness be careful falling out of a tree can lead to serious injuries
I can't wrap my mind around the fact this very serious, madly well written horror podcast is making me listen to THE ADVENTURES OF MR BONZO, THE FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S CREEPYPASTA UK GOVERMENT HITMAN.
what I REALLY can't wrap my mind around is that Mr. Bonzo is basically identical to a horrifying UK clown that actually exists, except for the murders... ....maybe.
Poor Sam, having a crush on a girl from another dimension.
I love Gwen and Alice's dynamic a lot. A tiny little friendly development made me smile.
Mr Bonzo is fun. For whatever reason, imagining this mascot dismembering people just makes me think of entertaining trash horror movies. I wonder if OAIR are "feeding" all fears or just special cases.
Also, I miss Needle-man. How is he doing? Has he "hugged" that 911 operator already or not?
"[...] It's all part of a grand plan to satisfy one of the most unspeakable evils known to mankind... the UK government."
...
foreshadowing: noun.: a literary device used to hint at or allude to future plot developments
GodDAYUM Mr. Bonzo is horrific! ...I love it! 😃
(Also, it's nice to hear Gwen be affected by learning about the results of giving the name & address to Mr. Bonzo. She still has a conscience. I hope she doesn't lose that.)
I didn't know a lil bit of Alice Gwen friendship would make me so happy
I love Alice but she's WAAAAY too mean to Gwen. She's a little stuck up sure but she'd probably relax a bit if she wasn't constantly antagonised. It'd be nice if they got along better eventually.
@@maximusthedude8305I think thats where this is going. I imagine she actually did truly appreciate Alice's humor at the end there. But I'm betting they're going to have a real argument, real everything on the table moment before they truly become friends
i ship them tbh
I'll stick by my ritual of cooking a dinner for these uploads, no matter how hard you make it! But it truly was an unfortunate time for spaghetti with meatballs...
I applaud your fighting spirit
Oh you poor sod 😂😂
Starting to think Jonny Sims has Mr Blobby trauma
Who wouldn’t honestly
My current theory is that unlike in the previous universe where the government didn't get too directly involved in the supernatural, this universe's government is taking more direct action towards the Fears. I think they discovered the Fears and came to the conclusion that they couldn't be stopped and instead created the OIAR to manage them as best they can. The Assessment Department collects and assesses incidents of the Fears' activities before categorising them so another team can work out which Fears are being "underfed". Then they contact the Response Department who finds a suitable victim and tells one of the externals (monsters and avatars) to terrorise them, with the external being chosen based on which Fear is "underfed". For example, Mr Bonzo seems to be aligned with The Slaughter (sudden violence and brutality accompanied by music) so there was likely a lack of Slaughter-related incidents. Gwen delivered the letter containing the victim's name and address, which led to the incident we got in this episode and thus The Slaughter was fed.
My question is: why is the groom the one Mr Bonzo is being sent after? Was he secretly a dangerous avatar, someone who crossed the OIAR, or just an easy victim with a fear of getting torn apart by big mascots?
I’ve been thinking that the way the externals work may be that the OIAR is essentially feeding them to keep them from going to wild
Going off that logic, the fact that the groom and his buddies were seemingly fans of Mr bonzo may be what’s important. Like, it effectively made them a more “filling” meal
hold on a sec- so far a lot of these have been about obsession/love- so them being fans and getting an actual visit by bonzo tracks really well
@@joeb8935 Yeah, I wondered if the reason the woman didn't get completely eaten was because she didn't really know him.
@@krishadyn5211actually a great point.
@@joeb8935 Maybe it's more filling to go from "love" to "fear", because the strength of the emotional swing is so much stronger than from "general unknown" to "fear". Like the fear is just that much more profound, or richer, because it comes from a place where there was no fear at all so there's more to squeeze out of them?
Makes me think about some of the tma episodes where the person being taken was originally someone who loved the thing that takes them. Like the skydiver who suddenly experienced Actual Fear of the vast and was then eaten by it. Instead of purely going after those who already fear them, making people grow into the fear also seems to be a trend.
Hm, hopefully we'll get some answers eventually!
finally, my favourite genre of episodes of this absolutely perfectly normal podcast - graphic descriptions of absolutely horrendous violence and also а survivor's guilt as a treat! i am so normal about this!!
IT'S SPOOK O'CLOCK ON A THURSDAY MORNING MAGNUS TIME
I told myself I should take a break from this podcast after dreaming I was stuck in an elevator with a guy turning into a lump of flesh..... but I'm hooked. The writing is just so immaculate, the dread I felt when she was describing Mr. Bonzo's chant ... I originally started the Magnus archives for some background noise while crafting, but with the way it`s written, you can't help but be immersed in the story. it compels you to pay attention. incredibly well done.
Stuck in en elevator with a man turning into a lump of flesh DOES sound like a statement
👁
Statement of Hanna Whatts, regarding a abnormal encounter with a man in an elevator. Statement took directed from subject, on April 18 of 2024.
Statemant begins.
@@matheusribeiro4733 It was stupid of me to take the elevator that day, I never do. The one in my building is small, rickety, and cramped, not to mention poorly air-conditioned. Honestly, the death trap could double as an oven in the summer or a freezer in the winter. And the sound it would make… it almost sounded as if it was groaning in pain. I normally take the stairs, paranoid that if I took the lift something would break, and I would end up in a freefall that would leave me as nothing more but a splattered pile of flesh, left to rot in a metal box. But I was running late that evening, I had promised to help my sister move and figured speed was more important than indulging my fear. When I stepped inside and saw…. Him in the corner I figured he was high, his eyes were bloodshot and he seemed a bit out of it. I gave him a polite nod as the doors slid closed……we didn't move. I frowned, pushing the button for the first floor. Nothing happened.
After about ten minutes of trying to get the damn thing to in some way work, I started to panic, I tried getting the doors to open back up, I flipped the emergency switch and I pressed every button on that control panel to no avail. nothing was working, and I was frantic. Sure that at any moment I would be shooting downward to my death. An odd wet squelching sound came from the corner of the cab followed by a thud, I turned in shock, I had forgotten about the man in the corner. I will never be able to forget him now, I can picture it so clearly his face had...melted? No, it was more like his skin had loosened, hanging off his face, melding with his neck, and flopping back onto his shoulders as he flailed about trying to push the skin back into the shape it once held. He was trying to scream, but all that came out of him were pained, cut-off whimpers as the anatomy used for human speech was crushed, as what used to be his throat transformed into nothing but squishy bloated tissue that spilled out of him. His lungs wheezed out bits of air as they were oh so slowly folded into that formless mass. I screamed and screamed, as I struggled to find a way out, to distance myself from the hungry flesh that was slowly seeping out of his clothes and onto the floor. I tried not to look at him as I did so, tried to ignore the sounds that reminded me of the ice cracking when it began to thaw in early spring, somehow, I knew what that meant, the flesh was eating his bones, and when it was done it would come for mine. I knew then, knew that there was no escape, I could scream and cry and break my nails trying to get those damn metal doors to open as much as I liked but I was going to die there, in the cramped metal box I had always hated, I gave up in the end. I curled around myself in a tight ball with my eyes tightly shut and waited for what felt like days...for it to find me, to consume me, to become me. And then ... the elevator moved, and just as I felt the feverishly warm touch of firm flesh on my foot the doors slid open.
There was a scream and I kicked the thing away from me scrambling toward the horrified couple and out of that horrible thing that had almost cost me my life. Away from the thing that had cost the poor man his. And so here I am. The police didn't believe me, they told me to get my brain checked. Apparently, their opinions trump those with medical degrees. I didn't even get checked before they dismissed it as a mere hallucination. I doubt you'll believe me either. I am not insane, even if sometimes I wish I was, so that I could go around with the hope that the starving flesh didn't consume all that the man once was, because it wasn't real. It couldn't have almost gotten me, because it was just in my head.. What a wonderful, lovely lie. It would be comforting in a way, if that were true. But it isn't true, it was real. That man who haunts my dreams was a real person, not a hallucination. A person with brown bloodshot eyes and crooked teeth. I AM NOT insane, I know that. Well... that's all I have to say, I wasn't going to come here at all really but, well, I figured I owed it to that man, to let someone know what became of him. Statement ends
okay but like either alice is really good at acting spooky, or she really does know and is a master of coping with humor. tbh she's giving gertrude vibes, almost intentionally not filing things correctly, and not listening to the horrors. she might not be joking that she used to meet with external liasons, and she gave up that position after it got to be too much. it might be why she still has a job, because they have to keep her there now that she knows. theorizing go brrrr
Damn! A _brutal_ one! (and absolutely fantastic!)
1. Sam and Celia are cute! But I'm guessing that Celia is trying not to get too attached, since she's not originally from this dimension, and she'll eventually be trying to return to the original one.
Don't think it passed my notice that their date is on Saturday... at six... mentioned in a Mr. Bonzo related episode? Cheeky little detail. lol
Hopefully it's not foreshadowing anything... 😥
2. 5:01 I heard that static when you said "Nope" to still potentially being tempted, Sam. Liar. lol
I really need to go back and listen closer to previous episodes, because that little audio static is a really good lie detector...
3. Mr. Bonzo is absolutely horrific and fascinating! Another new avatar/monster that doesn't fit neatly into only one Fear. Bonzo is obviously a mascot, so Stranger, but he's sent as a hitman, which says Hunt and/or Slaughter (plus he seems to be summoned by his music, which is another point for Slaughter), and then he eats his victims, which is typically Flesh, and he has pustules on his body that leak foul liquid when punctured, which gives Corruption vibes as well.
(I know Smirke's 14 is no longer completely accurate to this new world, which is why the OIAR is using such an intricate and detailed categorization system instead, but I can't help but still use the original 14 to give myself context for things)
4. It was good to hear Gwen being affected by the statement, knowing that she, although unknowingly, sent Mr. Bonzo after this stranger, and was inadvertently responsible for the collateral damage inflicted on the others, as well. I'd be shaken too!
It was also nice to hear Alice pick up on Gwen's emotional state and trying to check in on her, genuinely concerned.
5. Gwen is starting to question everything! I'm here for it! Maybe she'll team up with Colin, to try and figure out what the OIAR are actually up to, and what's actually going on!!! 😃
It's not just the static on the cctv cams, if you listen closely to some of the other episodes you can actually hear that FR3-d1 (Freddy) makes a small noise like a beep when someone lies.
Even in this episode you can hear that when Alice is describing to Gwen what the point to all of it is. Through that entire scene you can hear FR3-d1 is beeping and making shifting noises.
I'm so used to the slow pace, ti took me until AFTER the "statement" to realize this is the dude from Gwen's letter that she delivered to Mr.Bonzo lmao
Also, yeah, these cases are all mixes of the 14, it's kinda annoying when people try to fit it into jsut one category/fear
I wonder if they work the same as the 14 tho, being shaped by people's perception of them - and since the OIAR just has all these really fine categories, maybe that means there's no real over-arching "fears" or similar, and just a bunch of singular monsters instead
probably too early to really tell tho
A Gwen and Colin team-up sounds hilarious, I'm all for it
5. Does Alice ACTUALLY know?
@@GarethOfByzantium Hard to say for sure. She’s worked there the longest, of the current group, so I’m sure she has her suspicions.
However, she also seems to know that the best thing for her personal safety and sanity is to keep her head down and not ask too many prying questions, so she probably doesn’t know too many details.
@@lemmetalkaboutthis I just now had a thought about that because I'm pretty sure Smirke's 14 dont apply here like they do in TMA. What if, and hear me out, all of the "fears" are just the trigger warnings for the episode? Like I think in TMA the trigger warnings actually name the fear as well as the contents of it. So I wonder if the TWs here are both contents and themes and thats what we will use to determine the "fears" of TMP
i swear it sounds like alice whispering "mine." at the beginning of the episode. if we get monster yandere alice i think that'd be pretty cool
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
This past weekend I was re-listening to this and I decided that I didn't like Gwen, because of how she treats everyone. It really makes me happy that in the next episode I listen to, I've developed some sympathy for her. Maybe this is the start of an arc.
I kinda like that they're like just a tad more specific with the character descriptions / colour associations
Just a note, the “Dismemberment” warning is for real. Great episode, also very horrible.
Is there an approximate timestamp for when the gore starts? 😬
@@horizonpenblade128812:50 is when it starts to happen.
@@horizonpenblade1288 Begins at 13:00 and ends at 16:17 but do note that there will be one or two non-graphic (just factual) references to the aftermath of the gore up until 16:40 where they won't mention anything related to the gore following
@@zecat3727 thanks!
After Alice's joke about the UK government I feel like I should point out that in TMA's apocalypse all of London became a Domain of The Eye, and the OIAR is based in London. So even if the Magnus Institute isn't based in London in this universe, The Eye still has a strong connection to London and therefore the centre of the UK government.
1:22 Pre-case
5:43 Case (Stranger) [Insurance claim: Norris]
17:01 Post-case
I know clowns and stuff are part of the Stranger's domain, but don't you think that this has at least some elements of the Flesh? There is quite a bit of gore, eating, and overall supernatural stuff done with flesh.
@littlefish9825 why not both, that'd be par for the course for this series to have multiple entities connected to it.
@@littlefish9825 Also frenzied violence summoned by music, which is Slaughter...
@@johnfolmer5412 I wasn’t saying it wasn’t Stranger, although reading my comment over, it makes sense to conclude that that’s what I was saying. I was just saying that this case has elements of the Flesh. I do wonder, though, what the “primary” power of Bonzo’s is. Clowns are usually solidly part of the Stranger, but with this case specifically has mentions of stuff like grabbing fistfuls of people, and how the Gwen’s conversation with the boss had her talk about how the Bonzo “costume” was made of skin, it reminds me of the Flesh.
@littlefish9825 oh I absolutely get ya. Flesh is pretty strong in this one, and I feel the best way to get a headcannon for Bonzo in this sense would be to headcannon what Mr. Blobby would be related to. Cause I wouldn't say stranger, more like spiral than anything. Cause Blobby never operated off of uncanny valley (I mean sure he was intentionally creepy but that doesn't necessarily mean stranger) and what made him so unnerving was partly due to how crazy the guy in the costume would act.
For the first time since I finished The Magnus Archives... I'm shaking
Alice low key knows what's up she's just knows better than to admit that she does even if it's just a feeling that something is very wrong with their "office job" also I felt really bad for Alice cus of the whole Cecilia thing with Sam. Perhaps she wanted to get back together with Sam but after him becoming possibly depressed after what am guessing .a accident that made him lose his grandparents and get really hurt possibly made him limp.she suggested a job with her to keep a eye on him so he could get out of the funk of being depressed and maybe rekindle the flame. But got that dream stomped out
So glad to have been part of the wedding that happened in April 1st
What happened there im confused?
Please answer 🥺
The DJ was really on fire there wasn't he
@@bublesXD on April fool's the Magnus protocol uploaded the theme song of Mr.Bonzo (it was an hour long)
A very interesting set of incident elements + *very interesting* title word choice! Can’t wait to hear what happens! (WHO PICKED THE TITLE?)
NO WAY ITS OUT EARLIER
Who else thought of the Pallmall when they heard "Gentlemen's Club?". Is there a cathedral to the Fears under this Club too???
Ok alice DEFINITELY knows more than shes letting on
Boutta be some crazy ass reveal
This is the earliest I have been to an episode
Mostly because of TMA, I assumed Mr. Bonzo was Stranger. But I think more than anything else I think this podcast is showing us what happens when Fears work *together*. Stranger and Flesh all contained in the same, horrifying, entity.
i hate how i could hear the bonzo theme song because of that one hour remix which has etched itself in my brain, made this way more fucked up in a way. wonderful episode, also i know that "celia" doesnt have good intentions and probably just wants to get close to sam because of the whole archives obsession (and trip), but i loved that conversation so much, it would be so adorable if it was genuine. also alice my beloved, thats all
I love these fucking dorks so much.
Well... guess we know whose name Gwen delivered. O.o
Gwen slowly realizing what that guy meant by "Things could have gone very badly" :I
Actually it makes me wonder if Needles is also an external...
Between this and “Magnussy”
Oh dear heavens…
Out earlier today? Hell yeah! That makes listening during school a lot easier for me lol
Fine, I'll listen to the Archives again
Now that we're all aware of the "people are lying" sound, I love to pay attention and notice it
Huh, weird - the little static sound when someone lies (see 5:01, "Nope") doesn't register on the sound bar line on the lower right of the screen.
It's weird, because all other mechanical sounds and static are visible on the sound bar.
Oh man I'm so glad I tuned in, Mr. Bonzo's on his way 👀
God Alice is the best character hands down
What a way to go
Dude got UNFOLDED
The funniest twist would be that the beaurocracy of the UK gov actually was an Entity in this universe.
12:25
Distortions you say? How curious:33
WAIT DO YOU FUCKIN SUMMON MR BONZO IF YOU PLAY HIS FAVOURITE SONG BC THATS KIND OF A MOOD
Everyone who listened to the 1hr April Fool's loop is doomed.
@@Rietto Chat, how do I tell my family I'm about to be claimed by a flesh/stranger/hunt avatar and become mush? (asking for a friend)
Yeah, that April 1st drop was our own personal “I’m sorry for the deception…” ritual. Ooooooooooops………
@@Rietto time for me to learn how to flirt with unspeakable horrors I suppose!
NOT THE NAME
And days ago Alex uttered "Magnussy" on twitter lmaoo
Can’t wait to listen!
Edit: The title 🤨
Edit:we love a considerate king
Edit: Sam x Celia???
Edit: Alice leave him alone :(
Edit: ALICE- 😭
Edit: no you ain’t stop lying my bro
Edit: I knew it (the static)
Edit: NORRIS!!!!!
Edit: Jack?? 👀
Edit: the girls are fightingggg
Edit: why does the description say bonzo
Edit: oh god no
Edit: OH GOD NO
Edit: STOP CHANTING BONZO
Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONZO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Edit: WHY AM I STILL LISTENING TO THISSSSSS
Edit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Edit: HELL NAWWWWWWWWWW
Edit: Bonzo you play too much
Edit: ALICE- 😭😭😭
Edit: Gwen x Alice for the win
Edit: Alice??
Edit: ALICE??
Edit: Ohhhhhhh
Perfect description of the episode
You can hear the grin when he reads the title.
Love that Gwen not only knows her boss attempted to murder an employee, but also indirectly helped a monster slaughter a groom and an entire party of people and has said absolutely NOTHING about it to the others. Like girl, a promotion is SO not worth this
*_implodes with excitement_*
he really put his whole magnussy into this (i'm so sorry)
Good gods, this was a gruesome episode. I love itt😊
Oh my god it’s Magnus Thursday!!! I forgot!!! Truly the best endings to my day,, things have been a bit hectic 4 me recently and I was just about to go to bed feeling bad!! Keep up the wonderful pods :-D
gods i love how the beginning of the new music sounds like a beast growling in hatred
in the stripped club... straight jorking it.. and by "it", heh,..... lets just say.. my bonzo
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hello you tumblrina
gasp! an episode before 10 (cst) 😨
Today is now a great day new tmp just dropped
Yeah! Sue them!
I'm starting to think they are keeping the fears countered with a less negative emotion. Like the eye is in the computer, and Alice is actually super curious, but the eye is devouring it all. It doesn't need to freak out people with being watched. "I can just be the biggest mystery right out of her reach." She stays because she has to know, but the eye keeps devouring her curiosity before she finds the big clue. Then she backs out.
I’m never this early!! Shot out of bed to start my day with emotional support horrors
It’s time to Magnus the Protocol
Yooo the episode dropped earlier today!
Freddy (or whatever is controlling CCTV + everything else) catching more lies at 4:45 and 5:14 👀
I love the Magnus Protocol, this rules
Alice sounds like an absolute nightmare to work with, but i can't help but love her anyway
Something that ive noticed about the titles of the episodes is that not only do they relate to the case, but they often relate to the events and experiences of the main characters. Soooo.... this episode is called "getting off" in reference to the court.
On an unrelated note, good luck on your date with Celia, Sam.
The statement given here is just an example of what Mr Blobby would get up to on Harry Hill's TV Burp on the regular.
Alice seems like she is purposely acting out to try to keep sams attention off not just the awful cases that she saw were effecting him but also keep him from any other person he might end up with romantically
Alice goes out of her way to be the center of attention to people she supposedly hates. Sure, they're setting up a Alice-loves-Sam-but-Alice-is-really-bad-at-romance-and-destroys-it-then-pines-over-it scenario, feeling jealous of whomever her ex moves on to--but she also does the LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION with every other person too. Though she was oddly reticent with Celia. Maybe guessing that Sam would fall for her, and not wanting to immediately look like a bad guy.
If Celia is dirty, here to infiltrate and manipulate someone like Sam, I predict Alice figuring it out first, then it getting misconstrued as jealousy.
no transcripts 💔💔💔 (why is it early 😭)
"I'm afraid your fiance passed away last night. There was an incident during the bachelor party. "
"Oh my God! What happened?"
"Fuckin' clown"
Why so Protocolly?
- The Magnusser
I'm still trying to figure out which fears are around.
in the stripped club straight bonzing it
was that the bite of '87 🤯🤯
This episode isn't on the CZcams music podcasts section for some reason. The others repisodes are though. This one was amazing, had to stop what I was doing to just process
Did the schedule change ??
I think we all kinda assumed mr bonzo is part of the stranger but after this I think hes more leaning towards the slaughter (assuming we follow the same fears system) because of the whole music thing and violence plus hes never really describes as uncanny or anything like that
I should not have listened right before bed. I can only blame myself, really.
Sam: you know is rude to eardrop?
Alice: you know is rude to have absolutely NO game?
I thought she was gonna say 'no bitches'
She ate him up so bad, my queen
When I heard getting off I was thinking of something else, but this is fine. I’m good with it.