Jeff Goldblum Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
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“Sexy and expensive?”
*laughs expensively*
😂😂😂
This comment is so underrated.
@@Maria-bj1yl How can a comment be underrated?
Odion Igahlo is absolutely awful, but
Yes.
@@IrishGuysScarf Maybe they are talking about the numbers of likes
I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.
I mean....there’s a reason we all thirst for him 😂
@@capncheeks I laughed so hard at this comment I nearly peed in my bath 💀🤣🤣
i think it would work vice versa as well, you put jeff goldblum into a group of gen zs and they just accept anything he says
I can imagine that 🤣🤣
broadwaymelody33 “Well, I’m here now”
0:43 “that man exudes sexy and expensive”
jeff: laughs sexily and expensively
*Re arrange my guts *
Me at 0:50 - 0:55 = YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW
yesss
He really does
Truth
Jeff: *wears glasses all the time*
Also Jeff: *takes glasses off to read*
Short sighted, Means he needs glasses for long distance but not for reading up close.
@@michaelreilly3513 That's actually far-sighted. But points for knowing why he needs glasses. 👍
@@LevCallahan In my country it is called long sighted when you CAN see far away and short sighted when you CAN see up close. NOT far sighted. But the word far and long in this context mean the same thing. I am in no need of your points, I do think though you need to do your research.
@@michaelreilly3513 In America, where Jeff Goldblum lives, it's called "far-sighted". I wasn't attempting to be smart-assed with my comment when I said "points".
I was legitimately pointing out where you were right and saying you were right. No ill intended.
@@LevCallahan Damn it, but I wanted to argue!!!! :D
I would let Jeff Goldblum [pay] my [bills]
Hot
I would let Jeff Goldblum [water] my [plants]
Best comment ever!!!!!!!
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Goldblum learning the meaning of "don't @ me" is my favorite thing
And the trademark thing hahaha
"hey, don't @ me" XD
I love how he immediately understood
Ikr so funny he's awesome p.
masterofthetear and he had to throw on his glasses just to see and comprehend
the way his voice goes so quiet when reading the sexual parts of the tweets
Omg that was so cuteeee, one of my fav parts of this vid
He looks like the kind of sugar daddy who actually cares about you and then you fall in love with him and y’all live happily every after
shiiiiiittt i'm trying to sleep here sis enough with the imagination
The accuracy sisssss
Unbelievably Gorgeous yassss exactly
more likely I will fall in love with him but he's just another sugar daddy that looking a new sugar baby to replace me
We can all dream
I giggled like a school girl every time he smiled or laughed. STOP IT JEFF. THIS ISNT WHO I AM!
xxibkaren ACCEPT WHO YOU TRULY AREEEEE
Lmao
I'm so fucking dead
Omg me too! I kept blushing as if he was smiling at me. 🙈 What's wrong with me
I mean golly
That awkward moment when you're not sure if your blushing from second hand embarrassment over how thirsty these tweets are, or blushing because you agree with every tweet stated.
Ha!
Por que no los dos XD
olivia martinez ME RIGHT NOW 😂
I was ready to hate these thirst tweets, but I ended up just nodding my head. 😂😱
Or because you're in the middle of agreeing with every statement when someone walks in on you /facepalm
"Mal? Come back to us Mal...
She's back!"
When I tell you I CACKLED
Same!!!
I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.
Amazing. Hahahaha
As someone named Mallory I was on the edge of my seat for this part
Its funny how people keep saying how hot he was in JP but i feel he's actually far more handsome now that hes older 😂 hes got a silver fox type of thing goin on
Damn right he does
damn right
Sounds like we're at church with all this praise 🤘🏻
😂
Seriously I dont normally care for older men but he truly aged like a fine wine
He’s so British but without the accent, if that makes sense lol
It really does
Withered Roses No he doesn’t wth are you talking about
Withered Roses Sweetie... no it doesn’t.
💯💯😂
It makes perfect sense lol
Can't we all appreciate how well this man has aged. He still looks as great as ever.
Like fine vine, he just got better with age
I loved the way he looked in Earth Girls are Easy...baby has a sexy body!🤤🥴🥰 Jeff is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!😁
😏 He’s acting like he didn’t know he was hot. I’ve had crush on him since I was a child.
Yes!!!!!! 😂😂🙏
Yeeeeees
Rainbow Roberts #Facts 😆
@@SometimesAbel 🤣🤣🤣
Earth Girls are Easy and The Fly are when I thought mmmm?! The guy exudes a special something. It's not even that he's that good looking in the traditional sense.
His voice is so soothing I'd let him read me the entire periodic table of elements before I go to bed.
😂😂😂😂😂
He is so distinguished. I feel like if I ever saw him in real life I would spontaneously combust.
I did and had the same reaction. I could help myself and just walked right up to him. He was so nice.
I would to!
@@donnawebster4310 oh my gosh cool!!!
*spontaneously cumbust*
I'll see myself out
@@kimsacat1180 BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gosh this comment needs more likes!!
This went exactly the way I pictured it. Jeff is adorable.
Ange N.O. yes yes yup
Yes he is
Girl, me too! I've only watched three of these (this one included; the other two were of Mark Ruffalo and Nick Jonas) and this is hands down the best one out of all three!
My name jeff
Ange N.O. Hey! He's mine!! Back off. J.k. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's fun. He plays along with their fantasies of him a little bit. He's so coy. He's digging it.
He needs to do an ASMR video😂
VNA ASMR PERFECT!
well good news for you.... he has!
@@sapphietee9899 link?
@@Serai3 here ya go czcams.com/video/3L_JXmdVGcA/video.html
@@sapphietee9899 i didnt know it existed!! thank you🥰🥰
"murder of course being..."
*flails arms around*
fatma ben exactly
lok
fatma ben same. This is exactly how I explain things... I dosnt work well sometimes
Best
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want Jeff Goldblum to read me a bed time story
Found this while searching for that exact thing.
I want to be his bed time story 😍
Every single day forever and always...
Ew,maybe not!
Same
he’s literally 70 yrs old and yet he still finer then all the boys at my school
He’s 70?! I would have said solid 55
70...Crazy !!!!!
"you kill me baby, you kill me baby"
wow lmao 20 seconds in and it's already gold. as expected.
Exactly!
@Ramtin Kolahchi ba-dum-tss!
“Why is bothered trademarked?” 😩😂
but srsly why i dont get it
"Hot & Bothered" has been trademarked by...someone...XD
RoxyDzey idk how to explain it.
It's like a saying that's commonly used. Like "he's a Good Boy™️" or "What is The Truth™️"
It's to invoke the meme. Hot & Bothered is a meme on the interwebs. ;)
You people did not help at all^😂
Jeff is a sexy silver fox
Honey , you sure you're alright? 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
True
So,¿he's an furry?
Agreed
He sure is!
He's like the cursive writing of a very important business man and I'm *Living* for it
this is really beautiful. :)
Jeff Goldblum is so sweet, even his thirst tweets are polite lol
This guy is 65, and someone wants him to sit on them... I'm dying
Old men also want to have sex!
He’s hot! A hug is fine enough for me cuz he’s married but my oh my
65 and still hot don’t @ me
He’s 65!?
I cannot believe he is 65. Oh dear.
"mal, come back to us, mal. she's back!" i'm wHEEZING 😂
i was dying XD
MY NAME IS MAL AND I FREAKED OUT
omg!! crying and wheezing 😂
*wheeze*
I love how reenacts the scenarios 😂
I swear this man purrs like a cat half the time and I love that
Now HERE'S a guy who can handle his thirst tweets.
Jeff Goldblum is some kind of ethereal godlike being
Well, he is Grandmaster
This is true
It's true, tho. It's true.
Mario Habijanec perfect casting.
Jeff GoldCHRIST
my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard
Just wait till your other cheeks hurt from being split open by daddy goldblum.
Cody Pearson 😳
I can make your other 2 cheeks smile :)
EXACTLY
Ada well tbh you don’t look like you smile a lot
Jeff loves it when fans call him daddy
He’s opening up Pandora’s box and he ain’t afraid of the contents
YES!!!!
I would definitely let Jeff Goldblum be my sugar daddy. I love his eccentricity, fashion sense, voice, talent and wit. He looks as if he smells like expensive Italian cologne and fine cigars -- if that makes any sense.😵😉😁
Girl, he’s my Zaddy of choice too
Gold digger.
He's what every man should be
Fabrice D* him Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch
Miracle Pope _EXCUSE ME I NEED A HEMSWORTH AND A HOLLAND_
Wisp AJ them too lol
True
Great, now im imagining everyone i know but with the face of Jeff Goldblum.
"Bothered is trademarked" BAahahahahahHA!
What does that mean
No, hot and bothered means horny. I think he was just laughing about the little TM.
But who did they put a trademark ???!
Eli Andrews It’s just a funny way of emphasizing something. Like, “A stranger just called me handsome, I’m feeling cute™️ today”.
Came across the comment as the clip showed up LOL ironic!!
Omg. I was at Burbank airport last month and There he was. I went up and gushed like a teenager letting him know what a fan I was. He was so sweet and showed sincere appreciation...he was dressed in a suit swinging his spectacles. I couldn't help myself.
😱💗
I know this is an old video now but I still come back to watch it. A lot. It does things to me.
Jeff Goldblum could hit me with his car and I would thank him
i feel this way about a lot of people and i'm glad you put it into words
+Willow: So you're a big fan of David Cronenberg's "Crash", I take it?
Lima Bean I too wanna die
Lima Bean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg, now THAT was funny!!! I actually laughed out loud.
"mal... come back to us mal......"
"she's back!!!!"
I died!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Although his voice could probably wake me up from a coma, too......
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@TheOne-bv8wi omfg same!!!
Jeff Goldblum has the highest self-esteem ever because of these tweets. He’s becoming to powerful stop thirsting for him.
*WE ALL KNOW HE LIKES IT*
THAT MAN JUST REALLY HEARD ALL THAT AND SAID "GOLLY" Dammit I love him😂
He's a daddy and he damn well knows it.
He also loves to say “Hickledy pickledy “
@@Celebrityplusonedoc oh yeah! He does!!!!
Jeff Goldblum is like that one bohemian art teacher that you both admire, want to hang out with and also fancy a bit.
ratprince -- Pretty much. I had a college theater professor that had a very similar personality to Jeff. He was also older (I think he was 62 or 63) when I knew him, he had this incredible baritone voice, and looking back he was a bit of a flirt (it was innocent). I had a crush on him. I think my teacher knew too, but nothing weird ever happened between the two of us. It was just mutual respect and admiration for each other.
Yes! You want to watch him paint, have a conversation about art history with him, AND have him teach you kama sutra all at the same time.
I can tell you're quite British.
sixela keller I bet they're quite chuffed that you noticed!
this man makes me smile ear to ear when he speaks. a national treasure
I love that he acted out many of the fantasies lol
This man aged so well, and he still gets us ladies all flustered xD
And Men 😉
Erika M even the lesbians 😛
The fact that he’s a legendary meme makes him all the more attractive
Olivia Martin yeah
True
This video cured my depression, cleared my skin, and vaccinated me against corona virus
That's, as they say, uh, well, uh, the "power of the blum", uh, baby.
Zaddy indeed. He does exude sexy and expensive.
Girl! You had me dying! I ',almost felled down stairs!,Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
@@lisaellis9749 same!😂😂
the way he says the word bottle, honestly gets me hot n bothered™️
Why the trademark ?
Seriously.
Lily Brass • 9 years ago that trademark makes me laugh
bahDUL
Bohttle
That’s the richest laugh i’ve ever heard 0:43
There is a video with jim carry making fun of rich people's laughter. Jeff bezos has a rich af laughter
it truly is
That's a jeff Bezos laugh
jeff goldblum could literally talk about anything and still make it interesting
He seems like he is a magnificent lover 😂
this is the best thirst tweets video so far
"that was the most fun I ever had in my life. golly" im dead! XD
GoldXrose yeah. lol
Gold Rose lmao! XD
GoUle
0:49 that is such a sophisticated way to say you’ve never paid/been paid to get blown
OKAY BUT HIM SAYING "GOLLY" AT THE END. IT OWNS MY WHOLE HEART.
"Mmmm you kill me babe, you kill me babe" This man is a treat to the universe
This man is so fucking adorable I can't.
Adriana Rodrigues just adorable? Lol he is fine af😂😂
0:45 "i exude sexy and expensive what the heck does that mean" says the guy wearing 5 rings and a watch and Is Jeff goldblum.
"Mal...came back to us, Mal...Ma...she's back!" LOLOLOLOL
I could literally watch 3 hours of this I love this man
moonlightbae truth moonlightbae truth
moonlightbae Stunning
Alex R yes
Alex R No
moonlightbae Pay no mind to them... As far as I see, you're perfect.
“Mal?
Come back to us Mal.
Ma-
*SHE’S BACK* “
This is the best thing I have ever seen
I know right? 😂I laughed so hard at that part 😂😂
Darcie A. Hingula i cant stop laughing rn
@@lunapieters3257 same!!
2:19 the GIGGLES in the studio bro I would kill to be in there
Daddy Jeff looks so thankful that people have tweeted him. He screams "I'm a great guy".
“Any affection I come to exchange has never been for recompense. I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that.”
***Turns off the light, lights a candle***
Tell me more Jeff...
K' Reid 😂😂 Seriously that was the most Jeff Goldblum utterance in the history of Jeff Goldblum utterances.
Indeed
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 man it's almost 2am and I'm laughing on this like there is no tomorrow
LMMFAO!!!!
I still can’t believe he is turning 66 this year. Like WHAT?!
Dione Zerva yeah I know!!! He looks so good for his age
If he 66, I'm 66
These replies lmao aejhfiuafeawhufha
He's what
I need more of these thirst tweets omg. He's just so damn fiiiiiiiine and the way he like acted some of them out damn
He is fine as wine in the summer time. Lol
"that man exudes sexy and expensive"
him: *laughs sexyly and expensively*
also him: sexy and expensive? what the hell does that mean?
really jeff? really?
"GOLLY, VERY FLATTERING"
I would let Jeff Goldblum have my Pokémon card collection
Legend
Woah I think you crossed the line
That's hot lol
There was a line. You crossed it
thats wholesome
Quietly: “She’s back!”
Everyone always talks about him in Jurassic Park but excuse me have you seen him in The Fly??
Yes and I wish I hadnt 😂
Or Earth Girls are Easy?🥰
Brundlefly!
Or in Nine Months😍
I remember him in fly them sex scenes lol but suddenly monster and him vomiting in food just kills it. Lol
[Pteradacted]
Anna Rose YOU NEED MORE APPRECIATION
Anna Rose
[Tyrannodacted].
My fav new word!
bravo
I see what you did there...😏😏😏
I wasn’t thirsty for Jeff Goldblum before. But now I am.
I've been literally drooling over this man for decades...lol!
I got to the lesbian tweet and I was "oh my god... you're right"
Same ! I didn't think much but now it ok I see you !
Google / search on Fb Jeff purring for 20 minutes video. Thank me later
"Don't @ me!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"that's the poetical way of saying, you kill me baby"
haha in this case I don't think it is
😂😂😂
When Jeff puts his glasses on and squints to hear the cameraman better
No one with glasses:
Absolutely no one:
Jeff Goldblum: Wears glasses on his forehead, instead of his eyes
TARDISgirl i have to take off my glasses to read things cuz it makes my eyes hurt if i don’t. i imagine he’s also near sighted.
Older people do it because their glasses are weird.
Richard Avedon did it a lot.
www.sunglasscurator.com/storage/documents/2_1000_0_5.1519155201-richard-avedon-1963.jpg
www.alainelkanninterviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/richard-avedon-12.jpg
Young child gather round as I tell you a tale of the 90s
@@spookymu1der Same
"Ok, I accept it, I accept it..."
🤣
If I ever met him, I would say something wildly explicit and inappropriate.
I humbly apologize in advance Mr. Goldblum 😍
If I met him I would go doctor Goldblum I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction!
robert downey jr. should read thirst tweets. who agrees with me?🙋♀️
YES
Gordon ramsay
Johnny depp
I wanted to like this comment but it had 69 likes and I didn’t want to ruin it
ME
my sexual awakening wasn't him in jurassic park, it was him in independence day boi was lookin like a SNACC
A FULL COURSE MEAL YOU MEAN
Check out The Fly. Naked and young.
I'm deceased. DAMN. You said..."...looking like a SNACK" I agree.
Actors like jeff goldblum really make my daddy issues come out
That man is his own finest vintage: one that is meant to be enjoyed over the span of a lifetime. I am with all those who have loved him since JP.
Impressive that he still remembers his 'imperfections' lines from nearly 30 years ago, and can slip right back into the character in an instant.
I know!
Underrated!
He is hot!!
Impressive indeed!
and i wished it was my hand right there...
6'4?!!! i'm just a hole, sir...
Claire Gwena 😭
IM DYING
EW jesus gross HAHAH
Jesus Christ lol
lmaooo 😂
I found these "reading thirst tweets"-videos here and said to myself: "That would be perfect for Jeff Goldblum. I would love to see him reading these."
And here I am. Getting everything I ever wanted!
"it's a lovely thing to be appreciated in any way"
why i fucking love jeff goldblum
all a sudden my daddy issues got more severe. HE IS DADDY AF. JFC 😍😍
JFC stands for Jeff Fried Chicken.
sage s hahaaa!!
What the heck
daddy issue people are weird
what do you exactly mean by daddy issue?
He has aged so... f*ing good, geez.
I would take any kind of company Jeff Goldblum is willing to offer me as a blessing. Sex? Companionship? Comrades in the hard-fought overthrow of late-stage capitalism? It's all on the table, baby ;)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: I agree
I kinda wanna hang out now.
I like this table very much
@@Mastermint 😂😂😂 LMBO
Y'all are welcome winners at this table, babes, thank you so much x
Jeff Goldblum: *Ohhh you kill me baby you kill me*
Me: (clutches my chest and moans)
😂😂😂😂😂
my wallpaper is a picture of jeff goldblum’s face and let’s just say my father is very disappointed in me
Lmao
Carly we are all
Lmao
Carly Disappointment, uh, finds a way
well i’m very proud of you carly
Oh Jeff
Everytime I feel down I come here and I really need another video of him reading thirst tweets 🤭
Jeff goldbloom is like a fine wine. He’s gotten better with age. I hope to be like this