God, please not Portugal or Argentina.

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  • @DarkF444
    @DarkF444  Před 2 lety +1392

    Saudações à todos meus amigos brasileiros!
    Please, check the others 👶👇
    God, Please not a Popular Kid 🌠🙏
    czcams.com/video/7BPQJJdgCf0/video.html
    God, please not the Earth 🌍🛰
    czcams.com/video/1gXWtxDHiQQ/video.html
    God, please not Italy or United States 🇮🇹 🇺🇸
    czcams.com/video/I1tC_kTODCI/video.html

  • @tiagoloprete
    @tiagoloprete Před 2 lety +24698

    "God please not Brazil or Argentina"
    "Hello, doctor. Where am I?"
    *BIENVENIDO A URUGUAY*

  • @goroakechi5270
    @goroakechi5270 Před 2 lety +3300

    "Please God, not USA or UK"
    "Hello Doctor, where am i?"
    " *A u s t r a l i a* "

    • @archtitans54
      @archtitans54 Před 2 lety +129

      Nah, the child will love Australia.

    • @waveisch7032
      @waveisch7032 Před 2 lety +91

      Canada

    • @esterduarte6797
      @esterduarte6797 Před 2 lety +68

      @@waveisch7032 canada is good 🤨🤨🙏🏻🙏🏻 OOOH CANADAAAAA 🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @vitorsiIveira
      @vitorsiIveira Před 2 lety +15

      @@esterduarte6797 Oh cu do nada

    • @ILoveAllah50
      @ILoveAllah50 Před 2 lety +54

      @@archtitans54 mate Australia is full of spiders and snakes.

  • @cristianramirez7997
    @cristianramirez7997 Před 2 lety +871

    "God, please not Spain, Brazil, or Colombia."
    "Doctor, where am I?"
    "BIENVENIDO A VENEZUELA"

  • @hamburgordotv
    @hamburgordotv Před 2 lety +1618

    "God please not Brazil or Argentina"
    "Hello,doctor.Where al I?"
    "Che boludo,el bebe habla gringo"

    • @gamerspartan1412
      @gamerspartan1412 Před 2 lety +51

      XD te mamaste

    • @mini_tinibrasil3429
      @mini_tinibrasil3429 Před 2 lety +37

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @un_cerro
      @un_cerro Před 2 lety +34

      De tanto intentar ya aprendio a hablar ingles XD

    • @un_cerro
      @un_cerro Před 2 lety +11

      De tanto intentar ya aprendio a hablar ingles XD

    • @NotDeepStep
      @NotDeepStep Před 2 lety +21

      Che 👃🏻

  • @chexcanyoutellppltodonatef1435

    *CZcams recommendations*

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice8907 Před 2 lety +3056

    "God, Please not Russia or Mongolia."
    "Doctor, Where am I?"
    K A Z A K H S T A N

  • @mineyan3568
    @mineyan3568 Před 2 lety +75

    "God please not Japan or Brazil"
    - where am i?
    - LIBERDADE, SÃO PAULO.
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @emuisthebest
      @emuisthebest Před 10 měsíci +4

      KKKKKK MANO

    • @lukes2030
      @lukes2030 Před měsícem

      Mas, liberdade são paulo fica no Brasil, o cara se refiriu ao país inteiro não só no nome do país

    • @cau-fl9mn
      @cau-fl9mn Před 4 dny

      @@lukes2030 🤓

  • @pickleman1130
    @pickleman1130 Před 2 lety +167

    I love the constant screaming of the child

  • @piotr.03
    @piotr.03 Před 2 lety +6838

    Fun Fact: in Brazil when babies cry it's not because they want to sleep or eat, it's because they want a job and money

    • @meguminchan2463
      @meguminchan2463 Před 2 lety +117

      é foda KKKKKKKK

    • @blasnot887
      @blasnot887 Před 2 lety +59

      That's a fact

    • @nouhausen
      @nouhausen Před rokem +138

      also this but also because they wanna play football (confirmed by me and im brazilian)

    • @V4mp_Lih
      @V4mp_Lih Před rokem +21

      Mano

    • @griss295
      @griss295 Před rokem +23

      That's everyone, babies aren't special

  • @viyum2279
    @viyum2279 Před 2 lety +3200

    "God please not France or Brazil"
    "Hello doctor where am I?"
    "Bienvenue à la Guyane française !!"

    • @imghosty5190
      @imghosty5190 Před 2 lety +10

      XD

    • @thaddeuskyle572
      @thaddeuskyle572 Před 2 lety +115

      That’s still officially France, so their prayers were just outright ignored.

    • @panhandlesomen
      @panhandlesomen Před 2 lety +23

      @@thaddeuskyle572 the border between french guyana and brazil

    • @panhandlesomen
      @panhandlesomen Před 2 lety +11

      @Kekyoin Ponte Transfronteirica Brasil-França

    • @ebanydwayne1357
      @ebanydwayne1357 Před 2 lety +37

      @Kekyoin American Moment
      France Borders Brazil because France has an ultramarine territory in South America, French Guiana.

  • @nicolasbatistaalvesdemoura5345
    @nicolasbatistaalvesdemoura5345 Před 10 měsíci +2

    baby: where am I?
    Doctor: TU TÁ NO BRASIL, SÓ VÊ SE VOCÊ NÂO VAI PRAS FAVELA SENÃO TU VAI JOGA NO VASCO

  • @nabinoorshahil2715
    @nabinoorshahil2715 Před 2 lety +27

    As someone who has never been to Brazil I can say that this is accurate.

    • @-brasil565
      @-brasil565 Před 2 lety

      I'm Brazilian and I say, I'm not

  • @allanvinicius8423
    @allanvinicius8423 Před 2 lety +4509

    "Hello doctor, where am i?"
    "Que porra é essa? bebê brasileiro falante falando inglês?"

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 Před 2 lety +1145

    "God, please not England or Ireland."
    "Hello doctor where am I?"
    "North-"
    *Ambulance explodes*

  • @Dribbling.11.consistency
    @Dribbling.11.consistency Před 11 měsíci +6

    Messi or Ronaldo. NO YOU GET NEYMAR

  • @iwejjddjsj9740
    @iwejjddjsj9740 Před 2 lety +7

    "God, please not Brazil or Nigeria"
    "Hello doctor, where am I?"
    *Pô pivete, o cara já nasce falando inglês, mó barril hein kkkkkkk*

    • @SuperCacazinho
      @SuperCacazinho Před 2 lety +1

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
      coé pivete, tá ligado que eu sou barril, vuh

    • @LauttenVideodump
      @LauttenVideodump Před 2 lety +1

      Essa foi de capotar o corsa kkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark Před 2 lety +3846

    "Please not France or the Netherlands."
    "Hello doctor, where am i?"
    *BELGIUM*

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 Před 2 lety +66

      Oh that would be hell for that person
      Belgium is literally france and Holland combined

    • @apofire9555
      @apofire9555 Před 2 lety +120

      @@adonaiyah2196 thats the joke

    • @makkerstef
      @makkerstef Před 2 lety +29

      @@apofire9555 it would appear someone just got the format

    • @breakingzilian5371
      @breakingzilian5371 Před 2 lety +10

      I would prefer to born there...

    • @javierrazonacosta6759
      @javierrazonacosta6759 Před 2 lety +17

      Belgium is a good place to born.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 2 lety +1290

    "God please not China or India"
    "Hello, doctor. Where am I-"
    *"WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS"*

  • @Yourfavv_LunaTuna
    @Yourfavv_LunaTuna Před 15 dny +2

    "God, please not anywhere cold or France."
    "Hello doctor, where am I?"
    "BIENVENUE AU CANADA"

  • @Star_flag_edits
    @Star_flag_edits Před 9 měsíci +3

    “Please Not China South Korea Or Japan”
    Doctor: Your In North Korea

  • @Tangerin4r
    @Tangerin4r Před 2 lety +1400

    "Olá doutor, onde..."
    "Que porra é essa, um bebê falante?!"

  • @InstantTenet13
    @InstantTenet13 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "God, Please not Brazil, Portugal or Argentina"
    "Hello doctor, Where am I?"
    *BIENVENIDO A PARAGUAY*

  • @Theowlhousefan20
    @Theowlhousefan20 Před 8 měsíci +16

    “ god please not Spain or Colombia“
    “Doctor where am i?“
    “M E X I C O“

    • @solen77
      @solen77 Před 2 měsíci

      Omg no way is that Luz Noceda.

    • @DJaCK2023
      @DJaCK2023 Před měsícem

      Im a spanish-colombian 💀

  • @miguel00000
    @miguel00000 Před 2 lety +1567

    "God, please not portugal."
    "hello doctor, where am I?"
    "Brazil!"
    "YES!"
    "In the year of 1821"
    Lmao i tought the joke was not even that funny but somehow i got a lot of likes so ty!

    • @diogenes26
      @diogenes26 Před 2 lety +138

      Then he's gonna be fine after a year... That is, if he's not black, because if he is, I have some REALLY bad news for ya

    • @ConkerVonZap
      @ConkerVonZap Před 2 lety +76

      "Yes!!! Don't worry Dom. Pedro II I won't let anything happen to you".

    • @GivemeBacon
      @GivemeBacon Před 2 lety +9

      What difference at this point does it make??
      If he was born in Portugal, would be the same thing

    • @lisathekitty7044
      @lisathekitty7044 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ConkerVonZap adorei sua foto de perfil, meu caro brasileiro.

    • @cracno1125
      @cracno1125 Před 2 lety +2

      Να'τανε το είκοσι ένα!

  • @peachypeachgachaandroblox
    @peachypeachgachaandroblox Před měsícem +2

    “God, please not New Zealand or Australia”
    “Doctor, where am I?”
    *A M E R I C A*

  • @jp50111
    @jp50111 Před 2 lety +12

    Damn, you got me
    As a brazilian i confirm every time a newborn asks where is he, the doctors starts screaming

  • @SoldadoDeCristo_
    @SoldadoDeCristo_ Před 2 lety +3364

    As a Brazilian, I can say that this is exactly how I was born.

  • @VegetaBaianokkkk
    @VegetaBaianokkkk Před měsícem +2

    "Please not Brasil or Argentina"
    "Salvador-BRA"

  • @nerdemoji4914
    @nerdemoji4914 Před 2 lety +2591

    "Hello doctor where am i?"
    "Sabrina voce me traiu ELE FALA E AINDA INGLES"
    "m-marcos eu sei explicar"

    • @marosilvv
      @marosilvv Před 2 lety +78

      mlk usou os fisk

    • @nerdemoji4914
      @nerdemoji4914 Před 2 lety +8

      @@marosilvv 👌

    • @Cocosluvsu
      @Cocosluvsu Před 2 lety +3

      Oi? Marcos aqui???

    • @olsenfernandes3634
      @olsenfernandes3634 Před 2 lety +9

      Someone please translate this to english

    • @nerdemoji4914
      @nerdemoji4914 Před 2 lety +60

      @@olsenfernandes3634 OKAY
      "Doctor where am i?"
      "Sabrina did you cheat on me? HE SPEAKS ENGLISH"
      "M-marcos its not like you think"

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 2 lety +576

    "God, please not Russia or Turkey"
    "Hello my good sir, where am I-"
    *A Z E R B A I J A N*

    • @hosseinramez3293
      @hosseinramez3293 Před 2 lety +5

      God please not North or South Korea
      Hello doctor where am I?
      the DMZ

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo Před 2 lety +1

      I read that to the sound of Azerbaijans national anthem

    • @pamircenkozkan
      @pamircenkozkan Před 2 lety +7

      god please not russia or tur... wait, im already in turkey.

    • @nihat7930
      @nihat7930 Před 2 lety

      Are you Azeribaijanian?

    • @pamircenkozkan
      @pamircenkozkan Před 2 lety +1

      @@nihat7930 hyr

  • @ashuro7770
    @ashuro7770 Před 2 lety +3

    "God... please not Brazil or Germany"
    "Hello doc, where am I?"
    RIO GRANDE DO SUL, PIÁ!!!

    • @LauttenVideodump
      @LauttenVideodump Před 2 lety

      Até onde eu sei piá só se fala no Paraná, aí seria "please not Germany or São Paulo" 🍿

    • @ashuro7770
      @ashuro7770 Před 2 lety

      @@LauttenVideodump se fala piá no sul inteiro
      inclusive no rio grande

    • @ethanf.santos2957
      @ethanf.santos2957 Před 2 lety

      @@ashuro7770 SC não fala não

    • @ashuro7770
      @ashuro7770 Před 2 lety

      @@ethanf.santos2957 serio?
      mas enfim
      eu to falando do rio grande do sul

    • @ethanf.santos2957
      @ethanf.santos2957 Před 2 lety

      @@ashuro7770 sim kkkkk é mais comum "moleque"

  • @erenyeager345
    @erenyeager345 Před 2 lety +16

    Baby: God, please not North Korea or Israel
    Hello doctor. Where am?
    Doctor : Afghanistan!!!

    • @Nitekom
      @Nitekom Před 3 měsíci +1

      I think this is a "💀" worthy moment

  • @tommyvercetti9434
    @tommyvercetti9434 Před 2 lety +871

    "God, please not Spain or Brazil"
    "Hello, doctor. Where am I?"
    Bem-vindo a Portugal

    • @nuno_alex505
      @nuno_alex505 Před 2 lety +26

      That doesn't even make sense lmao

    • @ocristianoronaldo8294
      @ocristianoronaldo8294 Před 2 lety +37

      @@nuno_alex505 because you hate portugal? it clearly makes sense for everyone here

    • @hbtm2951
      @hbtm2951 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ocristianoronaldo8294 No it doesn't, the video itself should be Uruguay and Portugal is not really Brazil by any means by at least 200 years or so.

    • @tonijelecevic9238
      @tonijelecevic9238 Před 2 lety +33

      God please not spain or
      Portugal
      Where am I?
      Olivenza

    • @S.B0
      @S.B0 Před 2 lety +16

      ''Bem vindo carago''

  • @joaovitorreisdasilva9573
    @joaovitorreisdasilva9573 Před 2 lety +685

    Pretty much the contemporary brazillian experience.
    100% accurate, 10/10.

    • @ii-re9re
      @ii-re9re Před 2 lety +29

      Pelo seu nome já sei que não é gringo KKKKK

    • @yblacktales
      @yblacktales Před 2 lety +23

      pelo seu nome já sei q é asiático

    • @amaralbp3748
      @amaralbp3748 Před 2 lety +18

      pelo seu nome já sei que é europeu

    • @hdhlhg
      @hdhlhg Před 2 lety +17

      Pelo seu nome já sei que é australiano

    • @amaralbp3748
      @amaralbp3748 Před 2 lety +17

      Pelo seu nome já sei que é egipcio

  • @maxruizhi
    @maxruizhi Před 8 měsíci +2

    That baby cry was harsh😂

  • @pejperuuu
    @pejperuuu Před 2 lety +2

    "God, please not Germany or Russia"
    "Welcome to 19th century Poland!"

  • @sumrandumguy7177
    @sumrandumguy7177 Před 2 lety +1454

    baby: "god, please not uk or france"
    doctor: "eh there bud, welcome to canada eh"
    also doctor: "bienvenue au canada" (has to be said in both official languages by law)

  • @tawata6363
    @tawata6363 Před 2 lety +2577

    Finalmente chegou nossa vez KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @eusoumaris
      @eusoumaris Před 2 lety +39

      KJKKJKKKKLLL vivi pra ver esse dia

    • @Kanon.7452
      @Kanon.7452 Před 2 lety +28

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKK agora posso morrer em paz

    • @tommaso2630
      @tommaso2630 Před 2 lety +23

      What kkkkkkkkk means?

    • @akko4264
      @akko4264 Před 2 lety +52

      @@tommaso2630 it's a laugh. like LOL or LMAO, but in this case is more like a LMFAO

    • @tommaso2630
      @tommaso2630 Před 2 lety +37

      @@akko4264 oh like ahhahahahhah?

  • @feather150
    @feather150 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Baby: God, please not England or Canada.
    Baby: Doctor, where am i?
    Doctor: wtf, why is this baby talking?

  • @maurixe2724
    @maurixe2724 Před 2 lety +3

    "God please not Spain or Argentina"
    "hello doctor. Where am I?"
    "**sad climate changing voice** *BIENVENIDO A PERU*

    • @Davi56492
      @Davi56492 Před 2 lety

      Voce vai sofrer no Peru 😈😈😈

  • @Alinosi
    @Alinosi Před 2 lety +140

    "God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
    "Doctor, where am I ?"
    B E L A R U S

    • @bellofrus
      @bellofrus Před 2 lety +10

      Accurate statement of my life

    • @Nnt0xA
      @Nnt0xA Před 2 lety +7

      "God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
      "Doctor, where am I ?"
      D O N B A S S

    • @MedievalLusoSudanese
      @MedievalLusoSudanese Před 2 lety

      K R I M E A

    • @Nnt0xA
      @Nnt0xA Před 2 lety

      @@MedievalLusoSudanese nah krim is pretty peaceful unlike donbass

  • @jecksonvasceroli1576
    @jecksonvasceroli1576 Před 2 lety +115

    "God, please, not USA or Mexico!!"
    "Doc, where am I?"
    "PUERTO RICO!"

    • @cheloniii
      @cheloniii Před 2 lety +1

      as a puerto rican i approve of this message

  • @lucaso.vmartins4445
    @lucaso.vmartins4445 Před 2 lety

    This is beatiful, this is art

  • @MxTeeee
    @MxTeeee Před rokem +1

    Bro took "You are going to Brazil" into a whole different level

  • @dolly_miyu
    @dolly_miyu Před 2 lety +228

    "God please not Brazil or Japan"
    "Doctor where am I?"
    "Bairro da Liberdade :D"

    • @errocrin5488
      @errocrin5488 Před 2 lety +15

      Se não me engano o Bairro da Libedarde era dos negros, ai veio os japa e mudaram o significado

    • @vynoria6702
      @vynoria6702 Před 2 lety +2

      KKKKKKKKKK incrível

    • @Alonso-Neto
      @Alonso-Neto Před 2 lety +2

      @@errocrin5488 agora tudo faz sentido!

    • @imbebellle
      @imbebellle Před 2 lety

      KSKSSKKSSK

    • @guts4382
      @guts4382 Před 2 lety

      Genial

  • @quincyadams48
    @quincyadams48 Před 2 lety +369

    "God please not the Soviet Union or South Korea"
    "Hello doctor where am I?"
    "North Korea"

    • @MoistSharko
      @MoistSharko Před 2 lety +57

      No it’s
      “ god please not the Soviet Union or south korea “
      “Hello doc- wait where’s the doctor”
      “Fk I’m in North Korea.

    • @kdjoshi726
      @kdjoshi726 Před 2 lety +3

      @@MoistSharko 😭🤣

    • @maximuscontent123
      @maximuscontent123 Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @euthund3r
      @euthund3r Před 2 lety +1

      @@MoistSharko kkk

    • @user-brazil
      @user-brazil Před 2 lety +1

      @@euthund3r n fala "kkk" pra um gringo ._.

  • @SarinaSeffer
    @SarinaSeffer Před rokem

    Amazing, thank you 😂❤

  • @Araujoes77_
    @Araujoes77_ Před 2 lety +2

    I’m a Brazilian and I find this funny 😂

  • @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208

    "God, please not France or Germany"
    "Hello doctor, where am i?"
    "ALSACE-LORRAINE, JA!"

  • @ihatethis103
    @ihatethis103 Před 2 lety +456

    As a Brazilian i can confirm that this is what we do right after we we're born

  • @ReduckYT_
    @ReduckYT_ Před rokem +2

    “God please not South Sudan or Burundi”
    EGYPT

  • @jota-kun4252
    @jota-kun4252 Před 2 lety +3081

    Finalmente. Nós brasileiros estávamos esperando por isso.

  • @fabri7969
    @fabri7969 Před 2 lety +167

    “God, please not Romania or Russia”
    “Hello doctor, where am I?”
    “Moldova”

    • @goldpaulike5304
      @goldpaulike5304 Před 2 lety +10

      "God, please not Romania or Hungary"
      "Hello doctor, where am I?"
      "Transylvania"

    • @babyman9852
      @babyman9852 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol my grandpa was born in moldova

  • @whywontthisdamnnamethingwo8711

    That fact that some people live in Brazil makes me want to cry.

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey Před 2 lety +2

    I love the horrifying realization at the end

  • @dorianjarodalvanbosantes2400

    "God, Please not Peru or Chile"
    "Hello, Doctor, where am I?"
    *Welcome to Bolivia!*

  • @hkfs9764
    @hkfs9764 Před 2 lety +220

    "God, please not *Mexico* or *Colombia* "
    "Hello doctor, where am i?"
    " *BIENVENIDO A HONDURAS* "

    • @muradborchalinski1069
      @muradborchalinski1069 Před 2 lety +12

      Baby born in Honduras would Unluckiest Person in the world

    • @KodasGOD
      @KodasGOD Před 2 lety +2

      Como colombiano me ofende muchísimo, pero debo aceptar que esto es muy real.

    • @satisacro
      @satisacro Před 2 lety +1

      Eso es cruel, jajajaja

  • @davicarneiromaia8281
    @davicarneiromaia8281 Před 9 měsíci +18

    Sou brasileiro com muito orgulho. End i love my country 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @IanPiedras
    @IanPiedras Před 2 lety +2

    As a brazilian I can only say that this is kinda nostalgic

  • @MrSilver172
    @MrSilver172 Před 2 lety +130

    "God, please not the Solar System"
    "Doctor, where am I?"
    "PLUTO"

    • @Bbqchanachur
      @Bbqchanachur Před 2 lety +2

      original

    • @Asellus715
      @Asellus715 Před 2 lety +1

      But Pluto it’s on the solar system .-.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter Před 2 lety +3

      Should have said planet

    • @MrSilver172
      @MrSilver172 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Asellus715 No it's not, I googled it

    • @Asellus715
      @Asellus715 Před 2 lety

      @@MrSilver172 “The Solar System comprises the set constituted by the Sun and all the celestial bodies that are under its gravitational domain.”
      Sorry to disappoint you, but your joke is wrong.

  • @youwillneverknowme69
    @youwillneverknowme69 Před 2 lety +2

    Plot twist: at least hes not in argentina or portugal

  • @adamkim4484
    @adamkim4484 Před 2 lety +131

    "God Please not Netherlands or France"
    "Doctor Where am I"
    "Belgium"

  • @kup6659
    @kup6659 Před 2 lety +1

    - God, please not Brazil or UK
    - Hello doctor, where am I?
    - WELCOME TO GUYANA

  • @inzonia4403
    @inzonia4403 Před 2 lety +3

    As a Brazilian, i'm happy this was made

  • @ivanmacgar6447
    @ivanmacgar6447 Před 2 lety +134

    "God please not Spain or Italy"
    "Welcome to the world"
    "Hi Doctor, where am I?"
    "Argentina papáááá cuántas copas tenés"

    • @hector2756
      @hector2756 Před 2 lety +3

      No, Sicilia

    • @ivanmacgar6447
      @ivanmacgar6447 Před 2 lety +5

      @@hector2756 Sicilia would be "Italy or Malta".

    • @oll._
      @oll._ Před 2 lety +2

      @@hector2756 ITA?

    • @ramirogarcia4711
      @ramirogarcia4711 Před 2 lety

      @@ivanmacgar6447 AND malta would be "not italy or UK"

    • @ivanmacgar6447
      @ivanmacgar6447 Před 2 lety

      @@ramirogarcia4711 Malta could be "Tunisia and Italy" as well.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 2 lety +444

    "God, please Norway"
    "Hello doctor, where am I?"
    "Sweden"
    *"Good enough"*

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Před 2 lety +6

      I'm from Karlstad which is right by the border with Norway and that's pretty true, even the regional dialects are close, and In Skane it's Sweden/Denmark

    • @Hectopath2006
      @Hectopath2006 Před 2 lety +46

      Being born in any of the Scandinavian countries is playing life on easy mode

    • @ramenixsan
      @ramenixsan Před 2 lety +5

      Good ending.

    • @renansantos7919
      @renansantos7919 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Hectopath2006 it's the tutorial mode

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 Před 2 lety +4

      As a Finn I'm gonna have to disagree with that one.
      If I was given a choice to live in either Sweden or Afghanistan, I'd choose Afghanistan. Not that there's actually anything wrong with Sweden, it's just out of principle.
      Fuck em, how dare they exist

  • @menelikcostamedrado2933
    @menelikcostamedrado2933 Před 2 lety +19

    Uma das minha primeiras memórias de infância

  • @kuda7225
    @kuda7225 Před 2 lety

    I do not know if it is a coincidence or a robbery but a few weeks ago I made a comment with this same context, and I am happy to see this video

  • @timelessruin1322
    @timelessruin1322 Před 2 lety +141

    This takes the meme "you're going to brazil" to another level

    • @user-xu6mx6lj3m
      @user-xu6mx6lj3m Před 2 lety +13

      You're borning in brazil

    • @theabominator2152
      @theabominator2152 Před 2 lety +4

      @@user-xu6mx6lj3m nice pun

    • @jiojio_idiot
      @jiojio_idiot Před 2 lety +3

      To be fair, once you are born in Brazil, there's only one way up from that hellhole.
      Trust me. I am Brazilian.
      Edit: Forgot a word.

    • @user-xu6mx6lj3m
      @user-xu6mx6lj3m Před 2 lety +1

      @@jiojio_idiot como assim, "only one up"?

    • @jiojio_idiot
      @jiojio_idiot Před 2 lety +2

      @@user-xu6mx6lj3m Brigado ae mano, já editei.

  • @mademoisell
    @mademoisell Před 2 lety +122

    "God please not Brazil or Paraguay"
    "hello doctor where am I?"
    "25 de março"

  • @gust4835
    @gust4835 Před 3 měsíci +1

    As an brazilian i can say that's exactly what happened when i was born

  • @minecraftworld5684
    @minecraftworld5684 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "God where am I?"
    "North Korea"💀

  • @Ithaca-37_Lover
    @Ithaca-37_Lover Před 2 lety +462

    "God please not germany or france"
    "Hello doctor where im?"
    *Добро пожаловать в Россию*

  • @stardusst
    @stardusst Před 2 lety +64

    "please not brazil or venezuela"
    "hello doctor, where am i?"
    *BIENVENIDO A ARGENTINA, QUERES UN MATE?*

  • @_yumee__1
    @_yumee__1 Před měsícem +1

    God please not Portugal or Morocco!
    "Doc, where am- "
    OUI OUI BAGUETTE!!

  • @busterb2958
    @busterb2958 Před 3 měsíci

    I saw the joke coming a mile away and it still made me laugh

  • @esterduarte6797
    @esterduarte6797 Před 2 lety +383

    I love brazil, but not all the time. 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @ritacarvalho8754
    @ritacarvalho8754 Před 2 lety +367

    QUE VIDA DIFÍCIL KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK O BOM É QUE ELE TA NO ALTO AINDA DA PRA SE JOGAR KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @simon.6636
      @simon.6636 Před 2 lety +35

      Rita, vc tem certeza que sua saude mental é estável?

    • @ritacarvalho8754
      @ritacarvalho8754 Před 2 lety +59

      @@simon.6636 q tipo de pergunta é essa Simon? é claro que não KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @shock3214
      @shock3214 Před 2 lety +17

      @@ritacarvalho8754 MORRI KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @davip2570
      @davip2570 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lunatico64848 ih Alá Brasileiro put0 com o vídeo kkkkkkkk é Zuera mano

    • @canaldbmiguel1429
      @canaldbmiguel1429 Před 2 lety +6

      PQP MANO KKKLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @x-052
    @x-052 Před 11 měsíci +1

    god, please not england or argentina
    **borns in gibraltar*

  • @changgirl303
    @changgirl303 Před 2 lety +1

    I just love it when he cries! (especially when it echoes)

  • @coldaaronexpresso8220
    @coldaaronexpresso8220 Před 2 lety +518

    "God, please not Argentina or Chile"
    "Hello doctor, where am I?"
    *BIENVENIDO A MENDOZA*
    Edit: Guys I know Mendoza is in Argentina, for God's sake I live there.

  • @ljl777
    @ljl777 Před 2 lety +282

    Essa geração está cada vez mais inteligente, já nascem falando inglês!

    • @jotarokujo3978
      @jotarokujo3978 Před 2 lety +12

      Quem dera amigo 😧
      Saiu o estudo que diz que essa é a primeira geração que vêm com menos QI que os pais
      Sem zuera

    • @ljl777
      @ljl777 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jotarokujo3978 ksks tlgd mano, eu vi isso também, tava só zoando o meme

    • @jotarokujo3978
      @jotarokujo3978 Před 2 lety

      @@ljl777 JKKKKKK desculpa cortar a onda

    • @agridocelunar4379
      @agridocelunar4379 Před 2 lety +2

      Bem aleatorio mas cara amei seu pfp de luffy de cabelo cachin,nunca vi esse edit

    • @LontraDonhosa
      @LontraDonhosa Před 2 lety +2

      Sim, tão inteligente que eles chamaram Portugal de Brasil

  • @konyvnyelv.
    @konyvnyelv. Před 2 lety +1

    'God please not Catholic or Protestant. Hello priest, where am I?'
    'Welcome into the Anglican Communion!'

  • @d2cuadrados510
    @d2cuadrados510 Před 2 lety +1

    " God please not Cuba Or United States'
    "Hello doctor, where am I?"
    "Welcome Florida man"

  • @mike199219921992
    @mike199219921992 Před 2 lety +191

    "God please not France or the Netherlands"
    "Hello Doctor where am i?"
    "France/Netherlands Antilles"

  • @ihrthutao
    @ihrthutao Před 2 lety +697

    "God, Please not china or north korea"
    "Hello doctor, Where am I?"
    "Comrade! Добро пожаловать в Россию!"

  • @Zillagamer69
    @Zillagamer69 Před 9 měsíci +1

    God please not Portugal or Argentina
    Messi and Ronaldo:
    Bro wtf

  • @ITMRDesigner
    @ITMRDesigner Před 2 lety +2

    Best choice God has made it in the entire history of this meme. Come to Brazil!

  • @Notod
    @Notod Před 2 lety +71

    "God please, not Italy or Tunisia"
    "Hello doctor, where am I?"
    "S'abbenedica! Welcome to Sicily!"

  • @ardnegoyamrahs2201
    @ardnegoyamrahs2201 Před 2 lety +131

    "God, Please not Asia or Europe."
    "Sir, where am I?"
    "Tissue"

  • @hikarudied
    @hikarudied Před 2 lety +1

    "god, please not france or africa"
    "Hello doctor, where am I ? "
    " bonjour enfant, bienvenue au M O R O C "

  • @Mr_comical0
    @Mr_comical0 Před rokem +1

    “Please god, not Brazil or France”
    “Hello doctor, where am I.”
    *WELCOME TO HAITI MY CHILD*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 2 lety +250

    "God, please not North Korea or Russia"
    "Hello doctor. Where am"
    *"WELCOME TO TURKMENISTAN. Grab some vodka, frick a horse, and let's do donuts around a fire pit"*

  • @ssmadrideditz
    @ssmadrideditz Před 11 měsíci

    and so was a new legend born.

  • @Adielu_099
    @Adielu_099 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Nacer en Brasil y que suene esa musica.... Ufff, lloraría pero de felicidad.

  • @idontwannabe4601
    @idontwannabe4601 Před 2 lety +142

    “God, please not Turkey or Greece”
    “Hello doctor, where am I? “
    *CYPRUS*

  • @ajshitshed
    @ajshitshed Před 2 lety

    this is one of the rare ones that i actually like

  • @begone404
    @begone404 Před 2 lety +3

    As a brazilian, I can confirm that's very accurate.

  • @Markarth9106
    @Markarth9106 Před 2 lety +397

    Hello doctor. Where am...
    Doutor: Se correr o bixo pega, se ficar o bixo come.
    Doutor: If you run the boogieman catch, If you stay the boogieman devour.

    • @phgs_smnt
      @phgs_smnt Před 2 lety +37

      Nunca vi rastro de cobra nem couro de lobisomem...

    • @annazo3742
      @annazo3742 Před 2 lety +25

      Pq eu sou é homem

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 Před 2 lety +18

      @@annazo3742 Porque eu sou é homem
      Menino eu sou é homem
      Menino eu sou é homem
      E como sooouuuu

    • @eliasmagalhaes1649
      @eliasmagalhaes1649 Před 2 lety +3

      @Monkey D. AMVs 平 certamente não

    • @veraluciabana5210
      @veraluciabana5210 Před 2 lety +1

      @Monkey D. AMVs 平 Claro que não, tá traduzido tudo errado kkkkk