The way you guys objectively roast brenden w out being just cruel or callous is great! A lot of other pawldcass who roass bapa, are so mean it takes away from how bad B really is. Keep it up fam this is hilarious
Bapa stuffs all those pouches in his mouth because he believes nicotine helps against CTE. True story. Got addicted to nicotine in his mid 30s having never been a smoker.
@@BrendanCooney and when you're on an opiate like substance like kratom, your tolerance for nicotine goes through the roof. They compliment each other and become addictive as a pair.
What kratom enthusiasts hate to admit is Kratom is extremely similar to opiates. It's effects are very similar, almost exact to what you feel when you take strong painkillers from your doctor or dentist such as hydrocodone ect. No one likes to admit it because they feel it is the express lane into criminalization.
this segment has gave you guys a solid foundation. Into the deep dark abyss of Shaubatory, you have to make fun of all of the slip ups Shaub commits which is endless.
I genuinely appreciate how much more homeless you've become, and how you guys have been proliferating said homelessness. Great work, truly great work from you fellas working the Lunch Rush.
Impressive. If you guys keep grinding maybe one day you might make a powerful connection who will forever change your life. The plausibilities are endless
The fake timer bit is perfect. Fake rules are hilarious like in Dave Portnoy's pizza reviews where he always says "one bite everyone knows the rules" and then eats two pieces before giving it a score. I also really love the intro songs. The whole format elevates the bit and gives it a fun rhythm.
its also a stupid conspiracy on his part. ufc never went to russia when khabib was champ, never went to ireland with mcgregor and never went to africa for izzy, francis or usman.
You guys are HONESTLY AND TRULY ,MY FAVORITE FUCKING PIECE OF MEDIA ON ANY PLATFORM IVE WATCHED EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE IN THE LAST WEEK AND NEED MORE OF IT!! YOURE SO KRATOM AMD YOUNEEK!
This was funny as fuck. You could show some of the comments on these posts next time as Changs employees are some of the most hilarious cats on the planet.
10 minutes of Schaub has been Making Tuesdays Great Again since I could remember! MTGA watch 10 minutes of Schaub and be thankful you got to.
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Never not writing comedy
Mayg Truggs Gai Ahgin
You know you're a veteran of this show when you're chanting "Oh really dude" before Brendan 😂
Hahaha, that’s amazing
Wow, I really appreciate the extra effort on the pre-song song this week! Mad props and kudos to you fellers.
Thank u! I can’ tawlk bapa. Mugg appressiated!
@@BrendanCooney Might I humbly submit "Bapa Don't Preach" for future consideration? Cuz Bapa do be gettin preachy, B.
One day, Ten Minutes of Schaub will be Ten Hours of Schaub* ⏳
*attempted Autocorrect too: Schlub
@@glyph241 i'd watch it
@@benmann1896 absolutely
The way you guys objectively roast brenden w out being just cruel or callous is great! A lot of other pawldcass who roass bapa, are so mean it takes away from how bad B really is. Keep it up fam this is hilarious
Thangks! We’re trying, b!
@@BrendanCooney PF changs regional manager material 🇨🇳 🇲🇴 🇭🇰 🇹🇼
@@cablehogue599 thanks! i don’t maddur b
BAPA writes all of Chapelles jokes, ghost writer bapa.
i need my 10 minutes of schaub once a WEEEEEEEEK.
7 days a weeeeeek
OHHHHHHH REAALLY, DUUUUDE?
Best 10 minutes of Schaub intro song so far!!!
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Schwab can't help but mention P.F. Chang's because WE IN HIS HEAD!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹
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Bapa stuffs all those pouches in his mouth because he believes nicotine helps against CTE. True story. Got addicted to nicotine in his mid 30s having never been a smoker.
Yikes b
@@BrendanCooney and when you're on an opiate like substance like kratom, your tolerance for nicotine goes through the roof. They compliment each other and become addictive as a pair.
@@BrendanCooney 7 daaaaaays a weeeeeeeek
Dicey Dicey
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Gets better every week. Props to Bapa Gerardo for the production work on this one
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I can’t tawlk!
What kratom enthusiasts hate to admit is Kratom is extremely similar to opiates. It's effects are very similar, almost exact to what you feel when you take strong painkillers from your doctor or dentist such as hydrocodone ect. No one likes to admit it because they feel it is the express lane into criminalization.
Dude I can’t stop laughing!! No way he wrote those jokes himself, Chris Rock or Dan Carlton must have wrote those for him!
Greatest intro you’ve done thus far, keep it up bapa.
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There is a strong defence system around his ego. Yes Brendan, all insults are actually compliments.
Our Brendan showing his full fluency in Schaubanese…. Amazingly accurate translation of the seizure
Haha, i can’t tawlk, bapa!
Dressing up like BGL would be easy. Just unfold a refrigerator box, spray paint it black, tape it to yourself and speak like an adult from peanuts.
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The intro songs are getting epic. Keep it up fellas.
Dude what song is that? Lmao it’s on the tip of my tongue but fk
Major Tom
m.czcams.com/video/iYYRH4apXDo/video.html
@@Mark-in4fr Talmbout "Scarce Commodity" by Derek Blowie, b?
Schaub's speech has regressed to horrific mush-mouth levels.
Shaub is funnier with the cringe stuff than Schultz is trying too hard at comedy.
Agreed. Schaub is far more unintentionally entertaining than Schultz is intentionally.
this segment has gave you guys a solid foundation. Into the deep dark abyss of Shaubatory, you have to make fun of all of the slip ups Shaub commits which is endless.
Haha true b
I genuinely appreciate how much more homeless you've become, and how you guys have been proliferating said homelessness. Great work, truly great work from you fellas working the Lunch Rush.
Haha, we’re in the weeds now, bapa!
That intro and me stood up while watching and clapped , you got yourself a standing ovation from me. Some soul in that intro... lol.
I can’t tawlk!
Of COURSE Bapa would love the "Pickle Rick" episode... the episode that literally killed the show
Haha, true
literally liked after hearing the first line of the song. bravo gentlemen. well done
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I just can't get enough of this, I've been binge watching all your episodes and they are the best! So glad I found your channel 😂
Glad to hair it
I expected you to dress as bappa for Halloween 😆 maybe next year
Good idea, b
You guys had too much fun with "brain dumb"! Had me 😂😂😂
Chris Rock would never cross his legs like the king of comedy.
Best ep yet ! You two are hilarious
Thank you b!
Charles Olivera was the lightweight champion for the last 2 years and he didn't fight in Brazil once during that time
Impressive. If you guys keep grinding maybe one day you might make a powerful connection who will forever change your life. The plausibilities are endless
This is hilarious and your laughs are contagious 😂
Thanks bapa!
The homeless cats at pf chang's told me about this channel and I'm loving it. Keep it up 👆
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Love the intro song 😂 keep it up guys ❤
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LOVE the songs at the beginning. Keep ‘em.
Thanks b!
Classic thank yall for this
You're welcome bapa!
I was like: I'm gay as shit! Am I right, Dallas?
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Lmfao he ALWAYS has muffin mouf 😂 that first clip is like trying to translate what someone is saying underwater lol
Shane o mally 😂😂
We’re turning into schaub b
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B-B-BEAST of an opening song bupa. Absolute muurrders 🔥
Can’t tawlk!
Istg the song parody intros just get better and better every week hahahahaha
Natalie! 🙏
Yes here we are again guys welcome back !!!!!!!!
I can't wait for the one guest that is homeless and gets brendan to take him to pf changs for food truck diaries lol
The fake timer bit is perfect. Fake rules are hilarious like in Dave Portnoy's pizza reviews where he always says "one bite everyone knows the rules" and then eats two pieces before giving it a score. I also really love the intro songs. The whole format elevates the bit and gives it a fun rhythm.
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This is the funniest and only way I can watch Schaub.
10 minutes of hilarity.
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i look forward to the new song every time. keep them coming
I can’t tawlk!
I love this so much.
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I really hope they stay more than 10 minutes cuz 10 minutes just isn't enough
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The night Peter lost, a different Russian fighter became champion. Literally 2 fights after that
its also pronounced pea-oh-der. dude has multiple mma shows and doesnt even know fighters names.
its also a stupid conspiracy on his part. ufc never went to russia when khabib was champ, never went to ireland with mcgregor and never went to africa for izzy, francis or usman.
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Hello from South Africa 🇿🇦🙏🏻
Hello chin! 🇿🇦
Oooohh rrrrrreallllyy??!?!?!
Howdy John!
Keep up the changs work boyz!
Thanks clin!
Bapa “ any pobblissity ,is good poblissity…. Right B?”
The Starbucks bit and braindumb was gold
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I don’t think he said naters he said narrative (his most used phrase) just at high speed with tobacco dribbling out of his face
Love this segment..
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Best intro ever. Phenomenal.
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Best intro yet
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Lol I can't stop watching these
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The intro!!! Hahahahaha
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Bapa got a surgically enhanced cauliflower ear after he retired, so people could remember he was a fighter 😢😂
You guys are monster calmedians!!!! The timer bit destroys!!!!
Haha thanks clin!
These opening songs make my day every time 😁
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Holy Shit! that was one take!!! Impressive :)
Oh man I’m so excited that this is a regular show! Brendan on braindumb is the perfect addition to the changs menu. 7 days a weeeeeeek bapa
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Good job on the song well done
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Really 10/10 intro song here. Harmonies on point
Lossningas….hahaha…honestly watching this show has made me extra self conscious about my statements. **END OF CALLMENT
You guys are HONESTLY AND TRULY ,MY FAVORITE FUCKING PIECE OF MEDIA ON ANY PLATFORM IVE WATCHED EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER DONE IN THE LAST WEEK AND NEED MORE OF IT!! YOURE SO KRATOM AMD YOUNEEK!
That’s great hair, b. Thanks
I've wondered at times if bappa's terrible material wasn't written by Sascha Baron Cohen or Andy Kauffman and this was an elaborate hoax.
It's sad.... But not a single day goes by in the week that i don't think of "10MOS" :'D
Keep up this great content boys!! Love from the UK, Cardiff :)
Hawlnestly don’t think that’s sad, b
@@BrendanCooney nah you right doe Bee!! But some will beg the differ! That’s jus facts.
This was funny as fuck. You could show some of the comments on these posts next time as Changs employees are some of the most hilarious cats on the planet.
Good idea, chin
"Brain dumb having a seizure" 😂
Love the Bowie! 😂
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That intro was so good 😂
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We need this 7 times a wweeeEEEEEEeeeeek!
U know it bapa
Just wanted to leave a calment I kept having to re correct because the auto correct was trying to make it say comment instead of calment 😂
God damn shaubanese
That intro made me think of Mr. Deeds ❤️
Had to sub after the song
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I tried to get off this train a while ago but ....God damn it I'm back on 🤣
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it’s gotten to the point where every time i see a good Schaub Clip, i anticipate seeing Cooney talk about it
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Brah, I swear I see Jon Belushi with that all black background when the camera switches from the Amish Leprechaun
Chris Rock ghost writing on Gringo Papi.
You dragged Brenda into the undertoad.
That song was brilliant 👏
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major tom song great stuff lads
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No body ever now or in the future has ever or will ever say Bapa didn’t write his jokes.. it’s dam clear he wrote them errr “jokes”
Goes from talking about UFC champions defending their belts in different countries to Cleveland 😂
We were a little braindumb there, chin
A hot Cheeto costume would be hacky on anyone but slap it on messkin shwab and it becomes pure kineography
Best intro XD
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The intro songs was awesome
I can't tawlk!
fuckin pumped i found this shit on a nice early morning before work!
Thanks chin! Nithe.
From the hat to the bloodshot eyes to that gum-scious smile, you've never looked more evil, sir. (In regards to the thumbnail)
Bapa, i had to work a full shift, plan a hauloween party & the record! But this made me crack up, clin.
Bapa might be the greatest cawlmedian of all time
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The best brainz for the sports
There's just such a homey feeling watching this show. Like I belong here. lol
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There's a strain of kratom that is similar to the effects of cocaine. Especially at lower dosages.
Here for the music.
Thanks b!
God damn epic intro
Thanks bapa!
Hope you guys get into the dabble verse, the stuttering John Melendez saga, the only reddit to match the homeless cats. Well worth checking out.
What’s the subreddit?
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@@obouchareb the dabblers