Idiots In The Kitchen! Funny Food Fails
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Never understood pushing someone's face into a cake.
Especially a a bride and groom.
@@mjef3695 if we wanna get really technical it is a technically legally assault yeah the legal system is weird I’m a farm girl and I’m pretty fucking strong actually I can beat the average man in the arm wrestling with ease meaning I can pick up a male cow when he was young it was a few weeks after he was born that’s still impressive isn’t it
@@molly5917 👍😳
It's all fun and games until you forget to take the wooden support dowels out first 😬
@@jbwarner8626 😵💫
1:14 lmao I love how the horse specifically went over and dumped her in the water before going to the food.
That was not chance. The horse knew exactly what it was doing.
@@Durwood71 Horse: "Screw you human on my back, I hear _FOOD!"_
The most physical "You're not invited" I've seen.
IKR
The horse was trained to do that. It's part of a rodeo comedy routine. Sorry to take the magic out of it for y'all.
3:54 everyone is in agony, except granpa, who probably lost his sense of taste several decades ago🤣
Who’s screaming” 😂💀
He even took a lil nap
He's the only one used to eating real Asian food with real natural chilli. The others are the ones who haven't developed proper taste buds.
Spicy food affects your sense of pain more so.
I dont think so@@eddie30991
A tip for everyone who doesn't know what to do when a grease fire breaks out: Don't. Use. Water. For actual procedure, first you take it off the heat and then, either try to cover it with a pot lid to kill the fire, and in times where that isn't an option, use salt or baking soda. Also make sure your vents are on when cooking meats, especially red meat.
If deep oil is on fire and you put a lid on it, it will overflow
Thanks!👍🏿👍🏿
@@granmabern5283 How do you figure that?
I heard stories of people using flour...but its not recommended the flour can make it worse because it itself is flammable and could supposedly explode much like water.
The most reliable is the method stated here is to turn off the heat and put a lid on it to starve the flame. You can also use salt/baking soda if small or if using a lid is not working but the lid method is best, I was also told Sand was another good alternative if Salt/Baking soda is not available.
If all else fails you could use a Fire extinguisher but it should be noted the Fire extinguisher has chemicals that cant be consumed so your area and cookware will need to be cleaned thoroughly to be used again after.
I am like on one hand I know you shouldn't but I cant get mad at people because peoples respondent conditioning to Fire is WATER its because of the continual drilling of Water beats Fire. Creating this situation of why you see so many people use water on a grease fire its this lack of knowing between the types of fire and breaking that habit that really need to be done on a greater scale to avoid such situations.
Yes! And do not try to use any other powder to put it out, you will cause it to get much much worse, only salt or baking soda, if you don't have those, just do whatever else you can to contain it.
Ill never understand why people think glass on the stovetop is a good idea 😂
Certain glassware can be placed on stoves, but most can't. Obviously these people can't read instructions for the products they buy.
@@darnunt I’m aware but the vast majority can’t 😭 mostly for the oven, i just HATE food wastage. big pet peeve 😂
I've got a glass top stove, and I think it's awesome. Easy to clean as well, and the oven is self-cleaning so what's not to like. I also use it wisely, none of my cooking boils over onto the top so I guess that's why it works great for me
@@claudethibaudeau2714 That's not what they were referring to; it's people using something like a glass salad bowl to cook in, not a glass stove-top.
Omg 😂😂😂
Man, I hate seeing food go to waste.
Yes, also it's painful seeing idiots filming it like it was a joke
I would legit still eat what I could from the floor, it pains me to throw out food even if out of date.
Who said it got wasted? You've never accidentally dropped food before?
phood*
@@davecom3are you admitting you’re poor?
3:09 “i just wanted to make a pizza”
Then don’t bake it on a cutting board 🤣
she was 100% high
@@L0opSo am I, but I'm not going to put a hunk of plastic in the oven.
Oh, THAT'S what that is? I thought she just put way too much cheese on.
Either way, dumbass move
And also....
CUTTING BOARDS DON'T GO IN A FRICKIN OVEN!!!
The last guy's reaction to the bag ripping and dropping all of his food was a universal experience if I've ever seen one. I felt his pain through the screen.
Utter sadness 😢
That's why if the food is heavy, I always support the bottom with my hand. Never trust a flimsy bag.
'I don't know what to do guys, I don't know what to do.' Well, for starters, never set foot in the kitchen again.
I don't understand how people don't know what to do. If I think back to my childhood, my parents told me what to do, we learnt what to do in school, a fireman also came into school, and told us what to do, we learnt what to do at cubs, we went to fire station with cubs, and a fireman showed us exactly what would happen, if we didn't do what we were told to do, we learnt what to do at scouts. Learning what to do in this situation was a yearly part of my childhood, like learning about the water cycle or photosynthesis. How the fuck do you get to young adulthood, and not know what to do?
@@thomasyates3078
That was a long way to get to the last sentence!
However I completely agree.
She's totally brain dead🤦♂️
Letting the pan sit on the the hot stove, trying to put burning oil out in the sink with water, then spilling it everywhere risking a full blown fire. All of that, while she coulda just put a damn lid on the pan to kill the fire xD
Couldn’t the last person just put a lid over the fire to cut off its oxygen? Idk I’ve never had an oil fire before
The girl at 11:47 is actually a perfect video for training. As soon the pan caught fire she was just making mistake after mistake. She is just the pinnacle and best example I've seen of what NOT to do with a kitchen fire.
Agreed, remove the pan from the heat and put a lid on top of it to smother the fire.
@@sanddabz5635 or remove girl from kitchen, better yet, don't let her in
luckily for her she didn't turn on the water
That frying pan wasn't the only thing smoking hot in that kitchen.
@@niewyimaginowany87Oh it kind of seemed like it did, but yeah ig it would have been a bigger outburst of flame
Next time someone says home economics is a useless class, I’m sending this video.
I like how the horse was nice enough to drop her off in the water instead of the hard ground 😂
Everyone is chef Ramsey until they flip whatever they cook 😂
They become a donkey, donut or idiot sandwich
why does everyone think they can flip? why does everyone think the food needs to be flipped?
This is why I don't flip. especially not with a pan where the handle is fastened by a couple puny microscopic spotwelds.
It’s chef Ramsay not Ramsey, Mandela effect ?
@@MrYfrank14 ha
Who would have known turning a plate 45 degrees would make food slip off, the mind boggles! 🤔
I know!! I feel like my generation won’t pose any threat of any other country tried ti take over😂😂😂 the most basic ideas of physics just completely went over their head… Lotta help college is😂
unless it's russian military food, apparently xD
You have to be one of those people who takes pictures of every meal to be that dumb, lol
It's like these people are just now learning about gravity.
maybe they think it's magnetic food 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol I can't be the only one that actually gets a little pissed off when I see food get wasted like this..
yep, agreed
Me too. Like wtf is wrong with these people.
for me:
if wasted by mistake accident = shit happens learn from it. but no mercy for showing of by holding plate to steep.
face to cake. if its funny for all sides and that cake isnt the wedding cake typ or similar gor for it. at least my buds and i would eat it anyway.
but wasting food on purrpose is aabsolute no go.
@@chocolateprincess8543You’ve never dropped food before?
@@vegasboy5931 Some of them were intentionally playing with food and wasting it.
My favorite was the woman that thought a watermelon was a cucumber!
"rEd cUCUmBEr" 🤦🏽♀️
I'm sure that one was a joke.
somebody is actually that stupid@@ZOSO900
@@ZOSO900100% fishing for reaction comments. Boosts the video into the algorithm due to the volume of comments, and bitches always be rushing to the comments to complain and debate. It’s foolproof.
She said it with such conviction that I didn't even question it at first.
That chick who baked the pizza on a plastic tray what is you smoking 😂
Just alot of BCPs from that plastic melting
Was looking for this comment
Was that the one who said "why does this happen to me?"
Ye
Something tells me the words MICROWAVE SAFE was somehow involved.
This is a good time to remind folks of a few simple safety tips!
1. Do not cook anything on the stove in a glass container. Glass will explode
2. If your oil, butter, etc... or anything really, catches fire. Do NOT use Water, it will spread that which is currently on fire. If the fire is in a pan or pot, it's scary, but put the lid on it. Preferably one with no holes in the top.
3. Don't put plastic in the oven. Ever.
4. If something seems unsafe, it probably is
5. Thankfully I didn't see it in this video, but if you drop a knife or anything else really, don't try to catch it. Let it fall. It may break, it may damage the floor, but it's better than you damaging yourself. A hospital bill is much worse than a new plate.
Hospital bill. You must be living in the US.
With glass, change in temperature really matters, too. That glass exploded on the stove, because she put frozen cubes of garlic in it (still never heat glass on the stove top). The guys mushroom dish exploded, because he put it on his slightly damp wooden cutting board. If you dump your hot glass dish in the sink, it's likely to explode. Keep hot glass on the stove top (after you take it out the oven) or on a completely dry wooden cutting board.
All glass will not explode on a stovetop, or when going from hot to cold. Read your glassware, it will say what you can and can not do with it on the bottom, and if it doesn't say it then don't do it. Also, don't put your head in plastic bags.
@@burningpentagram666the best medical practices in the world are in USA
@@burningpentagram666 This is very true!
That dog snatching the sandwich always gets me
And her delayed reaction, like she was trying to figure what just happened.
It's funny to watch but it's scary that some people don't know to put a lid on a pan that's on fire. These people could be living in your building...😱
Thats okay. They probably won't be living in your building much longer. And soon enough neither will you. 😉
12:15 => ...Well, the first thing you want to do is to distribute the fire evenly throughout the kitchen, then...
If the building burns down, you no longer have to deal with a fire 😂
@@DefinitelyNotAFerret boom problem solved
😄😄😄
The sheer amount of people who are so stupid that they don't understand that tipping a plate will cause the contents to fall of is utterly astounding.
I was shaking my head the whole video..................just Pathetic
Or opening a jar upside down and the contents fall out then looking shocked that it happened!
@@Spingalo yes!!
A lot of them are just tik tok content I think. They're recording themselves precisely because they want something stupid to happen so they can post it online. Imo they're probably the most unfunny / cringe-worthy ones
2:33 (turn subtitles on) "Oh yeah, we have Chicken Alfred"
Sets the fire alarm off yet continues to leave the pan on the Stove and not know what to do in a fire. Oh my lord. Some people should stay away from the kitchen lol
Man the lack of regard for food shown by these idiots is heartbreaking.
🙏🏻
Animals have to die for this … 😡😢
America home of the obese.
Im tellin ya
Africa watching like 💀
It's one thing when people make honest mistakes, but the ones who are filming while wasting food are just the worst.
Lol, if you take all the food that's deliberately wasted in the video, you could probably feed a person for one single day. So what's your point, drama queen?
The industry and food service waste millions more every day, where's your commentary on that? And could we please take a peek at your household trash?
Or as I call them, ‘Camera Ho’s’
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6:41
the dog sniping the cheeseburger may just be my favorite
PSA for anyone that has a grease fire in their kitchen: DO NOT put water on it. Remove from heat, and smother it with either a lid, or wet a towel and place it over the pan/pot.
With every second of food gone to waste in this video, the cracks in my heart grow.
And The thoughts of suicide grow even more
we can fill the cracks with food.
I feel you 😢
I FIND IT AMAZING THESE PEOPLE MADE IT THIS FAR IN LIFE....
They use up the luck of the more competent people...that´s my theory at least.
3:38 i'm actually impressed that glass pan split into two and the brownie was cooked fully
The raccoon is the only one in this video doing food correctly.
We know our business.
10:35
Is that Markiplier?!
I'm pretty sure!
YES
His voice and I also know the Grimacr Shake.
I was wonderng the same thing!
It just might be!
9:10 cucumber red ☠️
Wait-
hehe
It's Not a Cucumber, It's a Watermelon
The dog at 0:10 had me in stitches 🤣 Gimme that burger😂
Dog: gimme that stuff woman
The last lady with the cascading failures up to and including thinking adding water to that fire was a good idea. lol
RIP to all pizzas that hurts in the making XD.
1:15 Seen this one before and you can't tell me the horse didn't do that on purpose 😂
Horses know what they're doing.
Horse was actually aiming next to the barrel.. 😂
@@mct831 that is true breeding a horse it’s something I’ve done it I have helped deliver many horses actually same with cows
Of course he did. Dinner was seved and there was a parasite on his back.
i wonder how long it took them to train the horse to do that?
12:14 - "I don't know what to do!"
Don't *EVER* cook again, that's what you do🤦
My boy at 10:10 going for the Cheetos 😂
That was the best clip 😂
Not only did the horse dump her, it dumped her in the water! Gold!
I was terrified that it was gonna throw her forward and she was gonna get trampled.
Some people are so bad at cooking they can burn kool-aid
I lost it when the horse flung the chic into the tub of water🤣🤣
If a deer scares you... you lost the game of life.
This compilation made me feel like a Chef !
You are totally in comparison I’m sure!!
Lesson learned: DO NOT COOK STEAK WITH FAUX NAILS. Got it.
Those guys at 4:37 destroying her meal, therefore interrupting her fun look like exactly the type of idiots to do that.
3:05 Just wanted too make a pizza! 🤣 Looks more like a Salvador Dali sculpture than a pizza sweetheart!! 😂🤣😂
Me and my mom we make that pizza and it tastes so good
The girl activating the hallway smoke detectors and continuing to light her apartment on fire while making sure her viewers can see it, was the best.
Relax, the fire department will soon show you what to do.
Next time, stay away from the stove. Do not turn it on.
fire in the kitchen, smother it. Cover the pan with its lid or shake baking soda onto it. DO NOT USE WATER
or put it back on the heating element.
Also turn off the heat source
Can i use water instead?
@@Komotau4691 NO! because water will cause whatever is on fire TO EXPLODE and set the rest of your kitchen on fire
@@MisterW0lfe What about ice?
9:38 Dragon
2:33 This one always gets me lol 🤣
Loool
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I swear everytime I watch one of these I get mad because HOW CAN YOU MESS UP THE SIMPLEST THINGS?
Yeah I agree with you lol. Me and my twin brother will never dare to do tricks or play with the food in the kitchen while the stove is ON!
Stupidity 🤷🏽
Remember, the dough will NOT slide of unless the wood spatula is covered with flour (it's what prevents dough from sticking to things, works for people's hands to).
use cornmeal :)
@@YouzACoopa👍🏼that is what I was going to say.
Flour? No! Cornmeal
The horse perfectly dumping the girl into the water was amazing
1:16 That whit horse be like "get off my back so I can eat in peace" 😂😂😂😂😂
The raw pancake to the head got me 😆
4:07 The man was dead inside 🤣
5:03 This man reached boss level🤣
1:22 "I'm having burgers!"
He sure is cuz the hot dogs are all gone!
2:36 my favorite kitchen fail
that horse knew what it was doing 😂
Definitely did!
Can't eat unless you wash up!
1:14 😂🤣🤣 We only see this in cartoons, but never in real life, really the funniest of all
10:40 is that markiplier
Girl :
"I don't know what to do!"
Same girl :
Plays with fire indoors
6:09 I’ll never eat a salad again
I think home economics needs to teach some basic physics of how plates work.
When there is a camera, people sure forget about Gravity!
@01:16 that horse is so smart for pulling that off!!
"oh look, this cucumber is red! Wait...?" 😂
The bro standing on the food😂🤣
I am behind him 100%, it is illegal to block access to an electric panel as well as being unsafe, even more so with giant piles of ice which will turn to water and make things very humid. Also they probably called him because something was wrong but then didn't have either the decency and/or intelligence to move their shit out of the way. I would have tread on them fish too.
@@alexneidermeyer284 100%. Put simply, As a trades person. If you don't clear the work zone for us, we don't do the work. It's YOUR responsibility to have a clear work space for us when we come or we can refuse the work.
Nothing a little Clorox won't kill.....
@@burtbacarach5034 - He was utterly stupid and unhygienic, but I wouldn't go as far as to kill him! 😂
maybe instead of bitching at him , move the fish outta the way . if i was the guy i’d have dumped it all outta the way , it was after all in his way
I hate the feeling of dropping your food, not only that you suddenly have a huge mess to clean up, but that you have to do it while hangry AF.
It takes a beautiful mind to put a plastic tray in the oven 😊
3:17 Worst flip ever😂
Idiots are everywhere, be carefull
Как их узнать?
@@tsvigo11_70 The translation reads how to recognize them yes I understand your language
I'll never understand how many people don't have basic cooking skills
9:49 that bowl be like: 🔫💥
Can't stand watching people wasting food
this cucumber is red😂😂
City people
11:31 The little girl’s reaction is so sweet ❤
11:46 Burned herself, burned the steak, started a grease fire, dumped the grease fire in water, spilled more flaming grease everywhere... can't fail much harder than that.
This really is Darwin Award level stupidity.
"I'm having burgers!" ... I'm guessing you're not. 1:23
Now we know horses have humour.
Other than Mr. Ed.
That dude standing on the fish stand like "what? Just wash it", what a guy
maybe the people bitching af him should have moved the stuff out of the way instead ?
@@peterf.229 Maybe they're customers of the shop and aren't expected to do the shop's job for them
As someone who loves food, this hurts so much to watch.
Kitchen is not a place for trying tricks, you can seriously injure yourself. Case in point: this video (and it's still pretty tame) 😅
When you've experienced a pressure cooker exploding and a knife going through your toe, molten sugar melting your pantyhoes to your leg, you know to be very careful in the kitchen. (I'm a chef) 😅
Please don't mention pressure cookers exploding. I love pressure cooking dearly, but it still scares me every time.
@@thomasyates3078 It was an industrial pressure cooker (like an "oven"), the door was like a bank vault door, but it gave away.. lucky no one was standing in front of it, would've easily crushed bones.. we cleaned potatoes from the walls and ceiling for an entire weekend, a window broke, a cast iron pan broke in half (industrial size).. I was always super scared of it, now even more. But I have seen home cookers act like rockets too.. 😬
Can confirm, I've worked in animal processing and I know from experience how dangerous a sharp knife is- and how much more dangerous a dull knife is. I once watched a careless employee put a filet knife straight through the bicep of a coworker next to them completely on accident. Kitchens can be super dangerous.
Back in the '80s I was working in a kitchen in Southern California and it was Sunday brunch, me and another cook were using the Fryolater cooking batches of chicken when my co-worker slipped carrying a hotel pan of fried chicken, and as he fell his elbow hit the edge of the drip tray on deep fryer causing it tip over and pour the hot oil all over his body as he fell on the floor, and I mean it poured over him everywhere from his head down his whole body front back.
It was absolutely unbelievable! Everyone was excited and panicking and not sure what to do, and the strange thing was the guy didn't scream or anything , he actually stood up and was completely silent, we learned from the paramedics that was because he was in shock.
I remember as they were wheeling him out on the gurney there was skin falling off of his body from being burned so badly.
I happened to run into the guy years later, and he had been pretty badly disfigured from the accident, real nice guy, I was really sorry to see that happen to him , I know he got a huge financial settlement out of it but still there's no way it was worth it with what he went through.
If I was working in a kitchen like that I would only be wearing clothes made entirely of cotton. My grandmother had some gnarly burns on her legs from a pot of hot tea spilling on her hosiery which promptly melted and fused with her skin. This is also why firefighters wear all cotton, cotton/nomex, aramid or other flame/heat resistant materials under the gear, you do not want your underwear fusing to your nethers if things get hot.
Oil on fire ? Don't move it. Put a lid on it. And for Buddha's sake, never put water in it !
It is absolutely insane how so many people would rather capture chaos on camera instead of tending to the matter at hand.
I like the pony deliberately dumped the rider into the water trough, the best. Dinner Time is Quitting time.
6 :46 that's the most evil laugh I have ever heard lol😂
Out of all the moronic things, did anyone notice the medication on top of the microwave at 10:19??? Lol😂😅 . Good luck breathing champ.
I sure did. Store in a hot moist place 😂
I couldn't get a sharp enough pause to read it!
I don’t understand why restaurants insist to stack up food into huge condo and expect waiter to carry it safely to the table.
True, but why did the waiter keep the tray level while carrying it but then tilt it once he lowered it to the table? Why not keep it level while lowering your hands?
That chicken leg at 8:49 looked tasty.
He looks like he loves chicken wings
Poor waiter died of embarrassment. 😬
For a video titled "Idiots in the Kitchen", there sure were a lot of clips that were not in the kitchen.
I think they were all to do with food tho
Some videos included men and only women should be in the kitchen. :D
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 Yes, "kitchen" being used metaphorically for food in general.
That's ur problem with video? Not the morons showing no regard for food but the title?
Thanks Fail Army for proving my lack of faith in humanity well founded.
I have to admit, that's the first time I've seen auto-ignition of butter.
5:20 This is hilarious cause they can't find the lid haha
Some say they are still finding
I heard 2 spanish words 1 in 5:18 and 1 in 5:21
@@user-or9hh1zl4nIt‘s lierally german and not spanish at all 😂
@@Freezee
Ah😖😖😖🤡🤡
8:54 I’m sorry but his facial expressions were absolutely sublime 😂❤❤❤❤
Turn the burners off and SMOTHER THE FLAMES! Do not try to transfer the grease fire to the sink.
The cucumber is red 😂😂