Fallout 4 - How the Milkman Saved Christmas
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- (126) Strong joins Mike and Zach as they help a farmer spread holiday cheer.
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How the Milkman Saved Christmas
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This year the goat is being devoured by birds because the straw is more full of seeds than normal.
Livestream is wild. Just bunch of birds pirahna-ing a giant starw goat
At this point the government just needs to accept that goat is cursed.
@@roman11777 Maybe it's a scape goat.
I read this while the video was buffering and was very confused
As a fully Swedish person, i can tell you Zach is completly correct. People use flaming arrows, drones with fire bombs, molotovs, all of it
As another fully Swedish person, I can confirm. Unofficially it's become a bit of a game. And people are getting increasingly creative...
Yeah, and he missed the most hilarious one. 2001, a tourist from the US who set on fire and then said ”Oh I thought it was something you were supposed to do!”
What do they call drones that shoot arrows? I’d call them ninjas or mosquitos
Why do that? An merry Christmas from the land down under.
You know, your words aren't doing anything to assuage mine and many other's opinions on Swedish people being absolutely batshit insane, right?
You missed one of the best entries on the list about the straw goat, the goat was also "Burnt by unknown vandals reportedly dressed as Santa and the gingerbread man, by shooting a flaming arrow at the goat."
The Gävle goat is like the omnidroid from The Incredibles. You can see all the iterations. Which ones succeeded and which ones were destroyed. And instead of super heroes being who it's up against, the left screen is all the drunk Swedes who tried to burn it down.
And the one tourist
@@RK900Gaming Didn't the tourist do it unaware that the point was to not burn it?
@@jazzyjswift ironically I learned about that tourist from this very comment section, so I am inclined to say yes
This comparison couldn't have been more on point, now all we need is an edit of that scene where Mr incredible looks up at all the destroyed or burnt down goats lmao
Honestly, they should embrace the chaos and make it a competition.
learning that Zach is married just makes him hitting on the npcs way funnier to me. lol
I thought he just had a girlfriend
@@jackr2287zach posted a vid on his channel with him and the wife talking about how they met, they got married on 6/9 for The Funny
It is a different girl than the one who was annoyed about him taking home a milk crate if you remember that campfire story. They seem like a really good match for eachother and im happy for them
@@jackr2287 Recent video on zach hazard shows him being married
@@ducaoftheabruzzi saw it a few days ago. Wasn't aware he had a channel really. Not quite as enjoyable as what Mike has here imo, but the story was heartwarming.
Zach was right to not pick up the random food items on the ground. Oooh! A Nuka Cola Quantum! **IED detonates**
Well good to see his army instincts coming in handy instead of just provisioning PTSD.
As the son of a dairy farmer:
- Clover isn't bad for cows. Only some types are. White Clover (as is apparently called in English) makes excellent feed.
- The cows we raise (Simmental) weight about... 800kg for cows (1800lbs) and bulls easily go over a tonne. I'd say about... 1200kg (2600lbs) for a full-grown bull. Much depends on breed, obviously. I've heard one get over 2000 kg. That's around 4400 lbs. That's a lot of bull.
- Could be a bull, could be a steer. Both could be kept and slaughtered for meat. Only mature females have udders, and they only get udders after they get pregnant. Humans are actually REALLY weird because they keep their boobies grown permanently. Most mammals only grow them when they need them.
- Cows are... hm. Put politely, grass is not a very good source of energy, and maintaining brains is very energy-intensive. Injecting them with your blood does not give you magical telekinesis abilities. Sadly???
- Also, why would you WANT to make a bunch of bulls horny (ha ha!) for you? They weigh 2600lbs!
- Cows go from cute little babies to milk machines in about 2 years. Most of the second year is spent pregnant. Cow pregnancy's about 9 months, so they're full-grown in about a year.
Also, can confirm, baby cows are precious, adorable little idiots, and I get to feed them every day :)
This is rather interesting to learn from someone in the field, even if Zonk looked it up in the video. And yes, the mod's premise of how to bring those cows home is rather silly considering actual cattle rustling tactics.
Cow fact: they dot have a top row of teeth, so if they bite you, it jut kinda feels weird. It doesnt even hurt. (I know from experience) also, theyre usually very friendly animals
Cows kinda act like dogs ngl
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Yup. Cows are just giant puppies, really.
😂 bro, you've never been Bit by a cow, you had me on the first half 😂
@@Juber777think he means friendly bite and not YAY FOOD bite
@@jaykera and there's the difference 😅😔
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
I don’t think that’s milk! 😮
It's Fortified for what the world deserves, what the world needs!
Zach looks at Super mutant weilding a Christmas tree: *total silence*.
But we are sure there were words in your head: "What even....nvm, I'm gonna just pretend I didn't see that."
So Zach became a milkman after T-Mail put all couriers out of work?
For those wondering where the Christmas outfits came from, they're from the Holiday pack on the Creation Club.
37:54 I'm glad Zach immediately recognised he was not going to win an argument against a Marine on what flavour of crayon is best.
The Milkman story mod reminds of the 1997 Kevin Costner film The Postman (in a way that legendary man gave hope to people) which was one of the inspirations for Fallout New Vegas.
Happy holidays to all! 🎄🎉
The pig dice ("stacking"?) game Zach is talking about is called "Pass the Pigs." It's pretty fun.
The irony is the his current wife was the milkwoman. And he got the package delivered to him. Makes me not feel so alone after i left the military watching 2 brothers share comradery
Whose wife ?
I *think* I heard Garrus' VA in Starfield last night, not 100 percent on that, but it did make me turn around and try to find the NPC.
I can't find Starfield in his imdb page.
If you care for cattle and treat them well, they apparently behave similar to dogs from what I've heard. So Moore's behavior is honestly on point~
Core memory unlocked when they talk about the pig stacking game, my grandmother had it and we'd play most times when we went to visit.
Rumor has it That Strong is still looking for the milk of human kindness
I love how Mike can't be trusted with explosives but he just keeps finding more somewhere
To expand more on the suppressor and recoil thing
Yes a suppressor usually reduces recoil mostly because you add a ton of mass to the forend of a gun thus reducing muzzle rise but the actual amount of recoil should still be the same since its still the same bullet and pressures the can just takes come of the force from its weight
A comp or break will reduce recoil more simply due to them being designed to redirect gas but cans just capture it and let it expand
Ill get off my soap box
I'm so glad we have Zach to deliver gun trivia, especially since he both fixed and fired a lot of them. I wish he did some myth busting in the next gun rant. Happy Sanguinala!
Merry Christmas and congratulations Zach!
30:00 Pass the Pigs! My family owned that game since I was little... never remember them playing it though.
So I knew about the goat that everyone sets on fire, but I didn't know that the security company I worked for almost two years ago helped defend the goat!
Congratulations Zach on getting married!
I know he talked about it at his channel. But did he talk about it here ?
@@mharizsaifuddin7059 no I was commenting about his channel vid
The verb is "to kowtow to demands". Completely unrelated to the verb "to cow-tow", which requires tranquilizers, a super-sized sled and steel cables.
Petition to replace the goat with a pile of ash in the next video
Maybe with Santa Strong Zach won't shoot the super mutant teammate
"How much cows weight? 2021 it was destroyed by a fire ag-"
*38:00* - And the blue ones are for _fiber!_ You’re welcome! *😁*
Wait, no, no.
Strong isn't Santa... HE'S THE GRINCH!!!!
😂😂😂
He's a mean one
@@aaronrowell6943He really is a A heel
He's this cuddly as a cactus he's as charming as an eel
Mister grinch
@@plantainsame2049 he's a bad banana witha
Rocket launcher!
Zach you better get some molotovs whilst you're wearing that milk suit
When Zach was going to everybody in the beginning and Darlene got and moved off screen her voice scared the shit out of me
I like how he sees that its written as Gävle, but reads it as Gälve
Mike and zach video on christmas eve? Best christmas eve ever!!!!
on this episode of mikeburnfire.
-Mike and Zach brings strong for the festive adventure
-Zach becomes the "Cow Taker"
-And Strong beat's someone to death with a Christmas tree.
finally Merry Christmas everyone!
40:52 "And the Sea will run white with his rage!"
dont leave your tires in the sun the rubber breaks down faster
"and a snow covered in rocks" Uh, you doing okay there? That was an odd word salad even for you!
That clock really is a simpleton, the traffic cone ought to have learned this by now 😂
The reason Pasteur was working on a cure for anthrax is because it's caused by a naturally occurring fungus. It used to be a massive concern for dairy farmers because cows will not hesitate to eat grass down to the soil and so couldningest anthrax spores. Pastuer dedicated his scientific career to improving the lives of farmers and he also created a vaccine for avian cholera as well as anyhrax and rabies
🎶"This is my horse, my horse is amazing, give it a lick, taste just like raisins."🎶
Dogmeat looks so cute when he's dressed as a reindeer for Christmas so cute
38:17 I love Kirkland brand hotdogs, I recommend them to any aspiring hot dog connoisseur.
Over recent years I just assumed that silencers/suppressors in game that you add with a workbench are also "switched" to subsonic ammunition, and that's why the recoil (And sometimes damage) gets lowered.
Anyway.,Merry Christmas, you two. Thank you for another year of great content.
THere needs to be a super mutant named Santa now
I love they called Securitas a PMC. it is very much not a pmc as far as I know and an unarmed and armed but very dangerous guards that can’t do anything XD
40:56 that Psychonauts reference means so much to me 😂 love those games❤
7:08 strong went full omae wa mo shinderu on that guy.
Merry Christmas! And congratulations Zach!
Merry Christmas Mike and Zach!
There's nothing like cattle rustling on Christmas.
The sarcastic "Fascinating" from Mike at the beginning
"your mistletoe won't save you from my tow missile"
pasteurization guy also tried to make a beer that was better than the Germans
Pass the pigs is the best dice rolling game where the dice are pigs
For those wondering it takes around two years to raise and slaughter a cow
"Strong Claus wants to find the milk and cookies of 'human kindness.'"
Hell yeah Zach knows the game Pass the Pigs!
Building Warhammer while listening to the GOATS. No complaints this Christmas
29:53 I have absolutely never heard anybody else talk about this game I used to play it as a kid with my grandmother and sister it's called pass the pigs
Title alone gave me Psychonauts memories
A Fallout 4 Christmas special that’s over half an hour long? What a wonderful gift! Merry Christmas to our favorite gun nuts!
7:47 lyndon b. johnson moment
I came for comedy and Christmas. I was not prepared for the cow puns. Merry Christmas you crazy bastards.
So I recently found there's a mod for the EM-2 and I think Zack would like it, give him a reason to go on a gun rant, and enjoy, as much as I do, where it ends up to be found at the end of the quest
The opening of this episode has me wondering if I could put a counterbalance like that of a bow on a pistol and have any realizable advantage as far as recoil goes...
The Gävle goat got eaten by birds this year
Yeah Zach is correct about the goat, its called Gävlebocken and honestly I think ppl are more surprised when it isn't instantly set on fire than when it actually is. I might be misremembering this since I havent been to see it in a while but I believe they put surveilance around it now adays to prevent ppl from lighting it on fire
Your Mistletoe is no match for my Tow Missile!
So I was listening to this while browsing the steam workshop for a game called From The Depths. I was browsing cause I saw for a brief second, what I can only describe as a robot Pixar mom the internet made doing a certain beding down stance, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't going crazy.
I find it, said it was the most internet thing I've ever seen, take that back and say it was the most internet thing I've seen from FTD, look down, see decon rocking that dress, and said, "that, is the most internet thing I've seen"
this is the earliest ive ever been to a mikeburnfire vid ever.
Merry Christmas Guys!
Merry Xmas guys love your content
Gonna need a full version of Zach's Christmas cow song lmao
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays. Just mentioning; half the time, even after the episode is done, I just scroll through the comments reading random facts that people mentioned. It's great stuff.
Strong is the Grinch after his heart gew 3 sizes that day and started doing like shit loads of steroids
Zach is uploading a video called "Mrs. Hazard" btw. Haven't watch it, but it's nice timing with cow seduction.
Germany or Austria has a holiday dedicated to Krampus where they try to scare the children into behaving but the people in the Krampus suits those hands be rated e
Nice strong impression
Deacon is pulling it off harder than I would think
Thanks to Zach & Mike for all this FO4 content this christmas, i appreciate you guys, merry christmas.
Milk pasteurization destroys a lot of the nutrients in milk, we gotta loos the stigma against raw milk
Technically, calling her a cow is completely fine, because a Brahman is just a breed of cow. Though, the Fallout Brahman cows look absolutely nothing like real life ones. They're missing the distinguishing shoulder hump, and the long, floppy ears.
TIRES DRY ROT THATS WHY YOU STORE THEM INSIDE
Hope to see what kind of antics you guys can get up to with Sim Settlements 2 and America Rising 2. Two of the best fan created DLCs posted on Nexus to date.
Merry Christmas gentlemen, appreciate the late night cooking entertainment
Merry Christmas guys. Thanks for all the great content
thank you guys for uploading!
Touch the cow. Do it now.
I can tell you that bulls can be milked like cows, but the milk is a bit thick.
"STRONG FIST FIGHT SAND-TA FOR MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS!"
The goat story is fascinating. Certainly an interesting Christmas special, lol
In regards to the slayer thing, he paid for it so unless his paid time ran out, she shouldn't have changed the music. Overreaction: definitely. Understandable: potentially
I call people from Boston Bostonauts
Can you believe it guys?
Christmas, just a 1 day away. Christmas is in a 1 day Woohoo! I am so happy about this
information. Christmas, just a
1 day away. Oh wow! Can you believe it?
Christmas just in a 1 day it got here so fast.
Christmas just a 1 day away
oh my god someone else that knows about the game Pass the Pigs!
For obvious reasons I shoot Jack at Jack's craps. If I arrive at a drop and the goods aren't there, the focal's to be blamed.
yay xmas eve upload :D