Imagine you're sitting there minding your own business. A horse pushes the door open and the man riding it calls you a sack of shit through the doorway
John: *calls the sheriff all kinds of names and insults* Sheriff: “Meh.” John: *tells the sheriff to shut up* Sheriff: “THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! IT’S ON NOW, BOY!!”
@@jacksonpavlich8198 For story mode that sounds super moddable. You have the resources from that Epilogue mission where you rescue Charles, I'm sure somebody smarter than me could figure it out
2:18 best part. 🤣 *I laughed SOOOO hard at that!* *"I'll go where I like!"* - John Marston "No-" - Sheriff *"Did I say to speak???"* - John Marston -as he interrupts- "Alrigh-" - Sheriff *"Oh~ Be quiet you MORON!"* - John Marston -as he interrupts- *"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"* - John Marston (as he beats the sheriff to death out of nowhere)
I think the best thing about your compilation was how you didn’t give the NPC’s a chance to say anything back. I love antagonizing folks more as Arthur especially when you spam the antagonize button. He’ll go, “Hey. *shh* Shut it” like at 8:14 lol this video deserves a like 🤣🤣🤣
@@JakeWolf216 I wounded that myself. I have had to conclude that it depends on timing of the conversation, like it interrupting and saying I’m talking. Also the honor level.
9:12 Man you had an itchy trigger finger with Annesburg sheriff. At least with the others you antagonized for as long as they'd let you, but that dude just got a quick bullet to the head 😂
You might not wake up if you talk back to an American, 😂😂😂. Notice that Arthur has much more dialogue obviously, but he takes it as a joke, but John is more serious 11:56 I like the valentine sheriff the most. the tumbleweed sheriff is a f***ing broken record.
4:43 Gigachad Marston as soon as he steps out of the sheriff’s office jail cell: “Step out of line and I will put you back in that cell and throw away the key.” “Sorry, officer. You the big dog in this yard?” “I don’t think th-“ “Shut up, will ya?” “Right-“ “You’re an idiot.” *Sucker punches and starts strangling sheriff without hesitation*
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Also 4:42 Seems john marston has short-term memory loss here. 2:38 Perfect way to approach a bank guard. 4:02 That's so bold, LMFAO. Imagine that being canon, Especially 2:18 being canon, My head is pounding. Lmao.
You gotta do more Antagonizing vids This is just too hilarious right now😂🤣 10:31 " You wanna shoot your mouth off t.. Hey shh shut it 😂😂😂 9:48 Sheriff: hmm you.. Aurthur shutup 😂😂
Bless you friend thank you. I must say you are one of the best. Your videos are absolutely hilarious and you yourself are incredible. I know how hard it is to time the perfect clips to edit. Not just that but you upload multiple times a week and every single video has had me laughing hard without fail. That is appreciated, thank you. Also I absolutely die from laughter when you go up to an NPC, do a greet, greet, greet and then walk away, but then cut the camera back to them after revealing that you have absolutely massacred them; have taken their head and limbs clean off, thrown multiple throwables at them, lit them on fire... Honestly the level of genius that is cracks me up big time.
Job applicant:it says you got arrested Arthur:yes Job applicant:What for? Arthur:i was being mean to a police officer Job applicant:😑😑 Job applicant:your hired Arthur:thank you george floyd!!!!
Instead of making the game rain lawmen on you, GTA style, the game could have made you see the consequences of your actions in the city, like elevated crime, shops closing, misery, etc. The infinite law spawn mechanic is annoying asf.
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS oh jeez D: I needed to add this in since I’m listening to paper planes cause it’s so John and Arthur lol. “Some, some, some I, some I murder Some I, some I let go”
Dunbar is the only chief I like, he’s friendly
He's like that one nice old man
Even though he looks like he's 2mins away from turning into dust
Wheres he?
@@Dunnay48 Blackwater
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS thanks
Imagine you're sitting there minding your own business. A horse pushes the door open and the man riding it calls you a sack of shit through the doorway
This comment made me laugh on a difficult day. Thank you friend
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that lmao
I would take that as a sign from god and rethink my life
@@Drebolaskan Especially if he/she was riding the white Arabian
thanks I choked on my gummybears while watching this thanks to your comment
2:57 john sounded like a feudal lord. "SILENCE"
John: *calls the sheriff all kinds of names and insults*
Sheriff: “Meh.”
John: *tells the sheriff to shut up*
Sheriff: “THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! IT’S ON NOW, BOY!!”
3:46 "I have a feeling that is about to change"
You chillin bro?
Yeah.
Not anymore.
The melee in this game is so in-depth and satisfying. Shame its rarely used.
Ikr, wish there was a fight club or something
@@jacksonpavlich8198 For story mode that sounds super moddable. You have the resources from that Epilogue mission where you rescue Charles, I'm sure somebody smarter than me could figure it out
in depth my ass there's only 3 things you can do
9:58 "Hey! Stop that!" i cant- 😂
John's "You're an idiot" just made me choke on a damn French frie, pure comedy gold that line
😂😂😂
lmao 2:57 has me dead
"wh-"
"SILENCE"
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD. I just noticed
2:18 best part. 🤣
*I laughed SOOOO hard at that!*
*"I'll go where I like!"* - John Marston
"No-" - Sheriff
*"Did I say to speak???"* - John Marston -as he interrupts-
"Alrigh-" - Sheriff
*"Oh~ Be quiet you MORON!"* - John Marston -as he interrupts-
*"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"* - John Marston (as he beats the sheriff to death out of nowhere)
8:11 is the best part
@wobbly nostrils for me it was the “what you looking at boi”
@@ricster_stm hey whistle shut it 😂
i shOUld fInE YoU foR saYiNG thAT !
8:57 shit just went from 0 to 100 *REAL* quick
Shot in the nose rip sheriff jones
I hate the tumbleweed sheriff. Full of himself
At the same time he has just as much power as anyone else. Look at me, I have a shotgun. 😅
@@transittimes2008 can't shoot me with a shotgun if I shoot first hehe
I like him, he fights incredibly savage and brutal outlaws
@@lamardavisakald4438 dude can one shot john. Plus, hes always killing del lobos. Definitely the best sheriff
@@guythatstillusespocketwatc3145 lmaoooo
0:58 "that's enough now" 😭
1:14 that escalated quickly🤣🤣
The face stomps at 2:01🤣
I think the best thing about your compilation was how you didn’t give the NPC’s a chance to say anything back.
I love antagonizing folks more as Arthur especially when you spam the antagonize button. He’ll go, “Hey. *shh* Shut it” like at 8:14
lol this video deserves a like 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you man means a lot
🤣😂🤣
1:36 this whole first-person perspective is nightmare fuel. Dunbar did not deserve that💀
Ah hell was old anyway
cmon that old chief is so nice and friendly
The way arthur robs the lawmans money clip off the table hahahahahaha I can't breath
😂
Rumor is that Arthur and John are still antagonizing lawmen to this day
I'm talking
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Good one lol
8:58 homie turned him into a fallout ghoul.
😂
11:11 I’m the sheriff here and I’m ordering you to stop 😆
“with your silly little badge” always kills me 😂
4:48 I laughed so hard😂
"I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BOY!"
@@krisnorge5830 Arthur: “DON’T PUSH ME”
* sheriff is on the ground*
😂😂😂😂😂
Right, I suggest you hit the road.
11:15
Notice john doesn't have Antagonize dialogue for lawman but arthur does. Arthur: What you looking at boy?
True
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Am always wondering how do you get Arthur's special antagonize dialogue?
@@JakeWolf216 I antagonize people in this game so much I must have tapped into new dialogues 😂
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS yeah it's impossible.
@@JakeWolf216 I wounded that myself. I have had to conclude that it depends on timing of the conversation, like it interrupting and saying I’m talking. Also the honor level.
"John: Shut up already!
Sheriff Freeman: Oh, I'm done playing games. You going in a cell." Had me laughing uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣 0:29
Did I say talk?
Hey tough guy!
9:12 Man you had an itchy trigger finger with Annesburg sheriff. At least with the others you antagonized for as long as they'd let you, but that dude just got a quick bullet to the head 😂
3:28 I just love this line
HAHA I love this one with John, best one I've seen of him, Arthur we already know takes the cake
Thank you
the thumbnail is brutal.
Right in the snotter
2:48
*hot damn, how is John Marston so strong enough to lift an adult off the ground?*
I wondered that myself tbh.
How? He’s a hardened Cowboy and outlaw I would hope he would
Hey! Wssst! Shut it! 🤣
I'm talking!
😂😂😂🤣🤣
This is what i call GREAT CONTENT
Thank you so much
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS 😁
Say what you want, Arthur’s roast is more funny and badass than John’s.
Nah
@@psilocydreams yea
@@modernsolutions1125 nayeah
Require modern solutions
Arthur is wittier, John is just a dick lol
8:25 😂👍
“I don’t know why I find this so entertaining!”
This video is perfection.
My proudest video, thank you friend 🙏❤️
You might not wake up if you talk back to an American, 😂😂😂. Notice that Arthur has much more dialogue obviously, but he takes it as a joke, but John is more serious 11:56
I like the valentine sheriff the most. the tumbleweed sheriff is a f***ing broken record.
8:57 that was a clean shot
Thank you
😂😂😂that was awesome , lmao @ 11:15
Thank you
If you go in camera mode and select free mode you can see the evil faces they have on while choking people.
Thank you friend I will try this ☺️
That back and forth antagonize speed-run in Strawberry is priceless 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Thank you friend
I'd love to see a 1440P remaster of this.
Dumbar is the most peaceful
i-i aint finished
IM TALKING
😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS!
Bless you friend you are welcome
Why don’t you let us listen to what the sheriffs and police chiefs say before antagonizing them to shut up
Tbh it's more funnier this way.
Yeah, because if you let them respond John or Arthur piles onto their first insult with another
Can you antagonize all lawmen and guards also sheriffs and police chiefs with a mask on?
Yes, only they will ask to remove the mask.
I think John is the more vicious of the two.
Arthur makes witty well timed comments. John is just fucking rude, and both are incredibly funny
Rockstar should put out new DLC where Sheriff Freeman’s deputies are perfectly fine with you killing him.
He deserves it
"I can only conclude that you don't know who you're talking too"
Did I ask for your opinion?
The annesburg sheriff Voice sounds like a combination of bolbi from jimmy neutron and Dr nick from the Simpsons. Ngl
When you sped run just to find more lawmen and guards 😂
So it costs 25$ to kill the sheriff? Lmao let’s go to Valentine
That would cost $715 today xD
Costs 30x more these days.
You draw iron in front of me, you better not use it.
“Take a look at this badge deadbeat”! 🤣
LMAO you going back to the guy on Strawberry I lost my shit
Thank you friend 🙏
10:16 hey there errand boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They don't really ask for kindness anyway.
8:52 i'd be one of those "Bad Guys"
6:55- John Marston becomes Mr. T.
Pitty the fool
11:12 wait for it....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Even the horse doesn´t like Valentine´s Sheriff !
Alright, I wanna see you making tracks, let's go.
"What you lookin' at BOAHH?" Sheriff Malloy: 😳😮💨
I don't think you understand who I am, boy.
Oh my God I'm laughing so hard 4:49
I'm glad I could make you laugh
I don't think you understand who I am, boy!
I am a sheriff here! And I'm ordering you to stop! *get's rammed* 🤣🤣🤣
6:16 bro holding it 💀
Man, we really could have used Arthur Morgan and John Marston with Rodney King.
4:02 is a fucking funny as fuck diss!
Thank you friend means a lot
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Ya... good form on pressing the antagonize button. Well executed. Work of beauty
Right, I suggest you hit the road.
9:48 sheriff looks like an ox 😂😂😂
4:43 Gigachad Marston as soon as he steps out of the sheriff’s office jail cell:
“Step out of line and I will put you back in that cell and throw away the key.”
“Sorry, officer. You the big dog in this yard?”
“I don’t think th-“
“Shut up, will ya?”
“Right-“
“You’re an idiot.”
*Sucker punches and starts strangling sheriff without hesitation*
2:33 john stomps a mud hole on his face off screen like from a fucken movie 😆
9:48
I love to see a man interrupting lawmen during their speech
A bit like Charles Bronson with the you know: "SHUT YOUR F##KING MOUTH" line.
Arthur pisses those cops off far quicker that John does!
His gritty voice makes his lines sting extra hard.
🤣🤣🤣
spamming every button except square
John Marston is the great great uncle of Michael Myers 🔪 🩸🩸
SAVAGE‼️
Outside of Arthur a John, the sheriffs are the only ones with enough plot armor to respawn
True that
I can't imagine this dude honor
It's Through the floor my friend
1:50 this grandpa should have retired on pension🤣
The more I watch, The funnier this gets... I'm practically dying of laughter!! 🤣🤣
Rip friend 🤣
Thank you
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS I want to see a 2160P remaster of this SO badly. I want to see this in high quality. LMAO!
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Also 4:42 Seems john marston has short-term memory loss here. 2:38 Perfect way to approach a bank guard. 4:02 That's so bold, LMFAO. Imagine that being canon, Especially 2:18 being canon, My head is pounding. Lmao.
5:24-5:39😭😭😹
ANNESBURG SHERIFF SOUNDS LIKE DR NICK FROM THE SIMPSONS NGL
You gotta do more Antagonizing vids This is just too hilarious right now😂🤣
10:31 " You wanna shoot your mouth off t..
Hey shh shut it 😂😂😂
9:48 Sheriff: hmm you..
Aurthur shutup 😂😂
Thank you friend
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Anytime keep up the good vids!
strawberry cops got nice roast :D
lol 4:00 horse knocks a guy down XD
John’s arms looks so weak but he is stronger than dwayne johnson
I bet he could smell what he was cooking too, especially with Pearson's cooking and all...
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS right
Well he has basically same stats as arthur
The whole game I never antagonized
You must have the loyalty of a Greek God my friend to avoid the temptation to press that single button.
Arthur Morgan was a good man regardless of what he did
Oh my God, every once in a while I come back to watch this video, it will kill me with laughter 7:20😂
Bless you friend thank you. I must say you are one of the best.
Your videos are absolutely hilarious and you yourself are incredible. I know how hard it is to time the perfect clips to edit. Not just that but you upload multiple times a week and every single video has had me laughing hard without fail. That is appreciated, thank you.
Also I absolutely die from laughter when you go up to an NPC, do a greet, greet, greet and then walk away, but then cut the camera back to them after revealing that you have absolutely massacred them; have taken their head and limbs clean off, thrown multiple throwables at them, lit them on fire... Honestly the level of genius that is cracks me up big time.
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Thanks buddy🤝🤠
freeman doesnt play around 😂😂😂
IM TALKING lol
I didn't say talk
Job applicant:it says you got arrested
Arthur:yes
Job applicant:What for?
Arthur:i was being mean to a police officer
Job applicant:😑😑
Job applicant:your hired
Arthur:thank you george floyd!!!!
Oooooooh wow 😂
25$ even convert to nowadays price for a lawman? life's that cheap?
Instead of making the game rain lawmen on you, GTA style, the game could have made you see the consequences of your actions in the city, like elevated crime, shops closing, misery, etc. The infinite law spawn mechanic is annoying asf.
That's a very good point my friend
I've been to Tumbleweed only twice.
Sam started his mouth with me so I put a bullet in it and ran off.
I haven't returned to Tumbleweed since then
Coming back for a few laughs 🤣🤣
Bless you man thank you
I like how insulting an officer is seen as a major crime in RDR2 while in real life it'd just make you look like a doofus
I personally wouldn't recommend attempting that in real life lol, but I would imagine they would be like wtf is this guy on.
3:41 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I can't be mean to Dunbar in case he gets an heart attack just from johns voice. The poor feller looks minutes away from keeling over.
He's 74 according to my research. He was born in 1833
That’s a rough 74 years in them days…no wonder the guy looks like a strong fart would blow him down
“Useless sack of shit!” 😂 omg and this is why john is rarely showed at home lol
If I did this at my home, my auntie would destroy me. She would turn into John Marston and duell Wield an ass wooping
@@CDG-PRODUCTIONS oh jeez D: I needed to add this in since I’m listening to paper planes cause it’s so John and Arthur lol.
“Some, some, some I, some I murder
Some I, some I let go”
You the big dog in this yard? 4:49
Shut up will you!
11:15 Maloy gets fuuuucked up
🤣😂😂
I don't think you understand who I am, boy.