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If you’re not in communication with trey Parker and matt stone for a live action South Park movie cast as middle aged Cartman, you should be. The level depravity that a film like this could muster would break the internet.
@@sitinthebit2089 I don’t think he was trying to flex I think he was just stating something cool. Most pe teachers aren’t related to the creators of South Park I hate to break it to you. Or it’s a lie idk.
Tim could possibly actually not be funny, its true. I'm not saying he's not funny. But its a very shrewd and nuanced and genius thing to have ben there laughing. This is a microscopic idea, that really adds to the show. Because humans Naturally laugh when others laugh.
Doesn’t matter what a nice, kind, considerate person you are, somewhere in the back of your mind are the thoughts of Tim Dillon, you’re just too afraid to voice them.
If I'm listening to a bit I've already heard before I fall asleep to him lmao. Instead of relaxing ocean sounds I fall asleep to a fat, gay, yet borderline schizophrenic man yelling about how his Aunt faked a suicide and wishing his parents died in 9/11.
She’s a post wall female frantically trying to stay relevant. Once a woman loses her sex appeal and is alone their behavior becomes more and more bizarre as time goes on and the bitterness sets in. Bring on the wine and cats, she’s not funny we all know it.
I discovered Tim Dillon on JRE maybe a year ago. Since then I binged Tim Dillon Show at work. I work construction. These podcasts are a life saver. I listened to maybe 150 episodes at work. He is the most effortlessly and naturally funny comedian I heard.
I'm in the same situation, what was your favorite episode/rant? I think mine was when he was talking about how the Arby's CEO probably started out as a cashier or maybe when he was telling us how to fit in at school and who to be 🤣
@@richarddowswell264 - Yes, these are some great ones. My favorite would probably have to be the one where he talks about opening an AirBnB for pig white women. I think I heard it 3 times. But there is so many good ones. Ah yeah, the aunt Kathleen rant wins for me. But I enjoy everything he does. Some of the ad reads have been outrageously hilarious
@@jeremiaha5167 Same with me. I think he is the funniest comedian right now, which is saying a lot. I loved his rant on ''party mom'' but man he has a bunch..
There's a hilarious video where Kesha tries to hug Jerry Seinfeld but he refuses to because he doesn't know her either. Poor girl just doesn't get it...
ive been listening to tim dillion all day and now its the evening and i reflecting on the things he says, i realized its so hard to be normal anymore. you cannot assume anyone is normal anymore because everyone is trying to hard or not trying at all. normal is not ordinary anymore.
Well he did have that strange rant hating on teslas and loving on trucks and gas guzzlers hahahahha but it was still funny , he is so hilarious every one I can't stop cracking
Well , most tesla people are really cool people open to talking , lots are video gamers , some are just car lovers that love to drive fast, some are dorks , some are environmentalists , I thought it was funny and great Jokes for the common narrative But not accurate
The freckled Irish beast woman part? Yes but that's a good thing. We don't really have the specifically Irish part but we do have a lot of fat women in the south and for Mardi Gras and SEC Football games, they get to gussy themselves up in combat grade makeup and wigs and shiny clothes and act like they're still young and pretty and blow their steam off. From a distance you might think they look good and then you get closer and you're like "o it's a fat old lady partying with her friends and she tricked me into staring at her for a while" whatever good for her it's harmless, just if they try and dance with you or play beer pong with you, don't do it, definitely don't smoke a cigarette with them
I just love imagining Tim Dillon as some big time lawyer in a movie and he is in court and ends his speech/argument with “YES OR YES?!” (or in this case “THAT IS WHAT YOU’VE INSPIRED KESHA, YES OR YES?” *pounds fist on table*)
Those were the mean kids. Cable made me and all my fellow private school kids very sweet and gentle. We just put it on Disney channel and just left it there. Never got exposed to bad words or bad behavior
Because you heard Anthony jezelnik say the exact same thing in his “beef” or whatever dispute they had. And that this intensity is character and he turns it on like rush Limbaugh
@@hoop-djonez8669 lol lol. Don't know who Anthony jezelnik was. But I won't be surprised if Tim Dillon does sound like Rush Limbaugh at times, cuz I think his mom is conservative or something and he used to listen to Rush Limbaugh when he was little like many kids
If you’re not in communication with trey Parker and matt stone for a live action South Park movie cast as middle aged Cartman, you should be. The level depravity that a film like this could muster would break the internet.
I had a PE teacher who was related to Matt Stone..think maybe his 1st or 2nd cousin
@@allenmcdonald1878 Congrats Allen, you are a special human being.
10:05 Nailed it
Before or after he fulfills his obligation as Alex Jones in a Lifetime mini series?
@@sitinthebit2089 I don’t think he was trying to flex I think he was just stating something cool. Most pe teachers aren’t related to the creators of South Park I hate to break it to you. Or it’s a lie idk.
I love how Timmy is still upset his parents survived 9/11
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? czcams.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/video.html it’s funny af
Lmfao
HaHaHaHa
He'd strap his parents into united 93 for a deal with spotify tomorrow!
Tim’s heart breaking story about his parents surviving 9/11 nearly brought me to tears. Take it easy Tim
He's the Anti-Pete Davidson.
My parents survived 9/11 too. There isn't a day that I don't think about them! It's as if they were still here with me.
“I had to walk through blood and bone on the streets of NY to find my brother…..he was in Northern Canada” - Norm MacDonald
@@robertacheson5976 god Norm was funny
@@boojooo2340 oh wow you are so clever. You must be from smart joke land. Where the joke makers grow on joke trees.
“ the Instagram influencers don’t eat. they take a photo of an avocado once a month and that’s enough protein” this is gold 😭😭
Bro he's actually too hilarious
I died
He is a sad man.
"They're not influencing people to go back to school." - I swear one day I will crash my car to this show.
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? czcams.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/video.html it’s funny af
They’re influencing me to do meth, actively.
@@clay7869 bot
I’ve almost done it twice!
The best part of Tim’s show is Ben hanging his head in laughter constantly
It's essentially a laugh track, because objectively there is nothing funny about Tim. It just sounds like a millennial Rush Limbaugh rant.
seems like the slightest of things amuse him.
@@Oceanhills-Detailing why are you watching then? Tim is fucking hilarious
@@Oceanhills-Detailing apparently you don’t have an IQ level high enough to appreciate the comedic genius of Tim Dillon
Tim could possibly actually not be funny, its true. I'm not saying he's not funny. But its a very shrewd and nuanced and genius thing to have ben there laughing. This is a microscopic idea, that really adds to the show. Because humans Naturally laugh when others laugh.
Doesn’t matter what a nice, kind, considerate person you are, somewhere in the back of your mind are the thoughts of Tim Dillon, you’re just too afraid to voice them.
Yup. we are allllll assholes every now and then.
I do voice them and it never goes well.
I wish I was as brilliant as Tim Dillon… 🥺 too bad for me, but I love being a super fan!
yes
Oh, I’m not afraid ☺️
Is there something wrong with me that I find Tim Dillon relaxing.
SAME. So relaxing and soothing
If I'm listening to a bit I've already heard before I fall asleep to him lmao. Instead of relaxing ocean sounds I fall asleep to a fat, gay, yet borderline schizophrenic man yelling about how his Aunt faked a suicide and wishing his parents died in 9/11.
Nothing wrong at all
Nope 😂
he is my ASMR
Tim Dillon as the GTA talk radio is the best idea nobody talks about.
A ton of people have mentioned it in tweets, comments etc. almost every TiM Dillon show comment section contains the idea
Literally see this on every video. Not to mention you can just turn off the gta radio and play his episodes on a playlist in the background
I've never laughed harder from listening to someone just talk shit. This man transcends comedy!
Wait til you here fake business
@@theateroftheabsurd2168 One of my favorites! "They're conducting real business, I'm conducting fake business.. And never the two shall meet." 😂
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? czcams.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/video.html it’s funny af
@@clay7869 Haha yep, saw that one. Both hilarious and absurd.
@@poisonvitriol "and see?... now we have... the makings of... fake business!"
“Do you think this is ripe?”
Dead
“Fat, Freckled Irish beast women” Tim Dillon at his finest laddies and gentlemen. Luv this man to death.
Come for Tim’s words stay for Ben’s reactions.
Tims reactions are just our reactions, but beside tim in real time.
@@adrianorizzopt huh
Bens laugh makes it
I found his muted reactions annoying
I still laugh out loud from all these older episodes! 🤣
This man is a national treasure - side note, Whitney Cummings is absolutely out of her mind
One thing thats for sure he wouldn't want to go to those Whitney Cummings shows full of influencers and people who agree with her.
She’s a post wall female frantically trying to stay relevant. Once a woman loses her sex appeal and is alone their behavior becomes more and more bizarre as time goes on and the bitterness sets in. Bring on the wine and cats, she’s not funny we all know it.
She’s got a great life, but Hollywood women seem to fixate on what they don’t have over what they do.
Add Sarah Silverman to that list
And not even remotely funny…..
I discovered Tim Dillon on JRE maybe a year ago. Since then I binged Tim Dillon Show at work. I work construction. These podcasts are a life saver.
I listened to maybe 150 episodes at work.
He is the most effortlessly and naturally funny comedian I heard.
I'm in the same situation, what was your favorite episode/rant? I think mine was when he was talking about how the Arby's CEO probably started out as a cashier or maybe when he was telling us how to fit in at school and who to be 🤣
@@richarddowswell264 - Yes, these are some great ones. My favorite would probably have to be the one where he talks about opening an AirBnB for pig white women. I think I heard it 3 times. But there is so many good ones.
Ah yeah, the aunt Kathleen rant wins for me. But I enjoy everything he does. Some of the ad reads have been outrageously hilarious
@@jeremiaha5167 Same with me. I think he is the funniest comedian right now, which is saying a lot. I loved his rant on ''party mom'' but man he has a bunch..
Same, played it for my coworker in the truck now hes binging it too
Ever heard of Theo Von lol
There's a hilarious video where Kesha tries to hug Jerry Seinfeld but he refuses to because he doesn't know her either. Poor girl just doesn't get it...
Classic vid
The only funny thing Seinfeld ever did without Larry David.
@@rustyshackleford4761 SiEnFeLd iSnT fUnNy
@@Sirwastealot where’s the lie
@@rustyshackleford4761 The part where you said the most successful comedian of all time... is not funny
His analysis of Kesha’s SUNY presence was too accurate. It was like watching a boozed up Seaworld, and we all stood by and let it happen.
Does this peach seem rip to you?
"I'm making memories!"
I wish Patrice O'Neal was still alive today. Him and Tim Dillon would be so fucking funny, talking to each other.
👏🏽
You'd have to set up the camera pretty far away
@@frarfarflmfaooo
@@frarfarf throw in anthony cumia too lmfao
Tim Dillon the honorary straight man.
Straight? 😆
just say vers/bottom
@@CzolgoszWorkinMan what😂
@@CzolgoszWorkinMan definitely bottom for sure
The replierati of this comment thread need to start reading books or sumthin if they don't know what "honorary" means
"tick tock...that's your heart ladies!" 😂😂
Tim takes us through the 5 stages of grief describing influencers. 🤣🤣🤣
This guy has limitless comedy
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? czcams.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/video.html it’s funny af
No. It stops
Am I the only one why likes falling asleep to these videos, but then gets annoyed by the loud music at the end?
I think so. The music at the end makes most of us fall into an instant deep sleep.
I'll lower the volume in future uploads, will take a couple days tho so stay tuned
@@podhub5274 look at that level of service! Keep up the awesome work!
@@podhub5274 you're the best
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? czcams.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/video.html it’s funny af
“Do you think this is ripe?” 😭😭😭😭 hahahah I can’t 😭 the melrose place reference was accurate and hilarious!
"KESHAAA??? What's THHHAAATTT?!?" What's a KESHHAAAA?!?!?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
“Tik tok!!!” Arms flailing. 😂😂😂
I died at
"WHERE IS CANDACE OWENS?!"
😂😂💀
ive been listening to tim dillion all day and now its the evening and i reflecting on the things he says, i realized its so hard to be normal anymore. you cannot assume anyone is normal anymore because everyone is trying to hard or not trying at all. normal is not ordinary anymore.
I love that Kesha and Miranda Cosgrove are "instagram hos" to Tim lmao
Tim never misses
Well he did have that strange rant hating on teslas and loving on trucks and gas guzzlers hahahahha but it was still funny , he is so hilarious every one I can't stop cracking
@@RoschetzkyPhotography he was right.
Well , most tesla people are really cool people open to talking , lots are video gamers , some are just car lovers that love to drive fast, some are dorks , some are environmentalists ,
I thought it was funny and great Jokes for the common narrative
But not accurate
@@dumbguy6843 and no body likes a douche in a huge truck , unless it's Electric
@@RoschetzkyPhotography Tesla owners are just people who used to buy Mercedes and act smug everywhere else in the world
Tim Dillion is a gay Cartman.
😄 yes!
You mean Cartman isn't gay?!
The 2nd best part about this show, is watching Tim’s Assistant crack up, & try to hold his composure at the same time !
"Banging a peach on a table asking if it is ripe" hahahaa
"freckled Irish beast women" 😂💀
Ben takes it to a another level ! 🤣
"yes or yes" is like the best pushy salesman saying haha
One of his best rants
This is an epic rant that applies to almost ALL modern women today. Tim you nailed it. You are a treasure.
You've never met a woman, let's be real.
@@kp361 You don't have a sense of humor either
The freckled Irish beast woman part? Yes but that's a good thing. We don't really have the specifically Irish part but we do have a lot of fat women in the south and for Mardi Gras and SEC Football games, they get to gussy themselves up in combat grade makeup and wigs and shiny clothes and act like they're still young and pretty and blow their steam off. From a distance you might think they look good and then you get closer and you're like "o it's a fat old lady partying with her friends and she tricked me into staring at her for a while" whatever good for her it's harmless, just if they try and dance with you or play beer pong with you, don't do it, definitely don't smoke a cigarette with them
I just love imagining Tim Dillon as some big time lawyer in a movie and he is in court and ends his speech/argument with “YES OR YES?!” (or in this case “THAT IS WHAT YOU’VE INSPIRED KESHA, YES OR YES?” *pounds fist on table*)
Timothy is a true national treasure.
Oh man I laughed so hard I have the hiccups. Thank you Tim, nobody else has this power
I didn't grow up with cable either. As a kid I was stuck watching One Life to Live, Maury, Cops, and King of the Hill 😂
Those were the mean kids. Cable made me and all my fellow private school kids very sweet and gentle. We just put it on Disney channel and just left it there. Never got exposed to bad words or bad behavior
“I was eating a
Peach!! On the counter.”
I don’t know why that shit got me extra weak. Tim the mfn GOAT right now geeezus. 💀😂💀🙌🏾
Still one of his best rants.
Hammering every topic beautifully! I’m for sure buying a ticket to see this in person ASAP!
Keep goin Tim....don’t let off the gas!!!
Rewatched NYPD Blue recently, holds up great. Best cop drama ever.
Tim literally speaks for a generation 🙌🏽 my dude!! Not watching stupid children’s programming gave us real personalities
did you see tim dillon talking about the vaccine commercials? czcams.com/video/6RqbiPfRz4g/video.html it’s funny af
100000%, what year were you born? I was born during the start of some of this cracked out kids TV and noticed the retardation early
@@askaelkenRobocop anyone?
I think some of you are egotistical beyond help.
Love the way he says "teats" as if they are livestock 😂
“Been slighted because both my parents survived 9/11” 😂.
Funniest man alive. Tim Dillon is great too.
I could listen to Tim all day long bro it’s crazy
i miss bens laugh
Years later and I’m still not over the attack on SUNY
I love how he genuinely enjoyed the pizza
"Raspberry dust" had me rolling😂
If trump and Alex Jones had a kid.
Headline: Comedian Tim Dillon breaks major league home run record in 13 minutes
Really appreciate the SUNY New Paltz callout
Deleting FB remains a great decision! 4 months in, and I've stopped fiending (I think)
Wheres the adults?! Wheres Candace Owens 🤣🤣
As a graduate of suny albany I can confirm this is so on point lmaooo
I'd love to hear him talk about the final disastrous Kegs 'N' Eggs about a decade ago
Ben is truly missed these days……the formula was him laughing at Tim’s rants.
Angry beavers was the shit
pure genius!
We went from a 10 minute Kesha rant to Candace Owens to icarly then to another Kesha rant and now I feel like I have whip lash
Freckled Irish Beastwomen is my favorite band
Hey, I’m from a working class family outside of Philly
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile…
Bucks County, Outside of Philly loves you big boy! Keep on keepin on sir
>Didn't have cable
>William F Buckley
What did you grow up during silent movies 🤣
Tim is the GOAT
You missed Ren & Stimpy. Best show on Nickelodeon. Possibly best cartoon ever.
Oh damn. That’s a good call. That show probably still holds up today.
Cat-dog?
Rockos Modern Life was a big one
Chris D'Elia was there? So it was a kid's party?
Hands down, Tim is the funniest.
"You are probably parked on an off-ramp somewhere, but I hope you're good"
I nominate Tim Dillon to host next year's Oscars
I’ve literally never laughed harder at a 10 minute Tim chunk
9:31 the alarm clock bit is fucking hilarious you had me crying thank you
Ben was the best! A one man audience.
Shoutout to Ben for barely holding it together during this rant.
You are my spirit animal 😂
Why do I feel Tim Dillon is sounding more and more like Rush Limbaugh?
Because you heard Anthony jezelnik say the exact same thing in his “beef” or whatever dispute they had. And that this intensity is character and he turns it on like rush Limbaugh
@@hoop-djonez8669 lol lol. Don't know who Anthony jezelnik was. But I won't be surprised if Tim Dillon does sound like Rush Limbaugh at times, cuz I think his mom is conservative or something and he used to listen to Rush Limbaugh when he was little like many kids
@@hoop-djonez8669 I don't have anything against Tim Dillion, but he does sound almost exactly like Rush Limbaugh.
Because you vote Democrat?
Another classic rant, Mr. Dillon
“Even the dog’s smoking”😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao Tag All These Hot Air Balloons!!!! Man Tim Cracks Me Up Bro 🤣😂🤣
"she said I'm Kesha’s" like I'm going to say "I'm a fan"
It’s so hard to listen to these at work sometimes without laughing
When he gets going he gets going.
The ripe plum got me WEAKKKK 😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:09 My cat dealing with a massive hairball XD
Nobody rants like Tim
Gotta agree with the Doug & Daria comment.
the teats are out
Friday nights at SUNY New Paltz!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
i feel like Tim plays to his audience, that dude. and that dude has the best job
"Raspberry dust and cactus p*ssy butter Popsicles"-Tim Dillons latest flavored ice cream for Instagram influencers.
they take a picture with an avocado once a month hahahahahahaha
The formula of having someone lose it live to the jokes is so good
“What’s a Kesha?” LOL!