Gaston but no one does things like a BAAARGE

So I'm roughly the size of a large egg.
The most Crazy thing begins with a part 'No one...'

[@surelyijest7141]

_So, Gaston is a barge, covered with boots that have antlers in/on them, and he's the size of a large egg, and has 48 eggs to spare._

[@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047]

Monster Kid and Goner Kid New cryptid

[@PopitTart_]

Monster Kid and Goner Kid and the rest are all eggs.

[@Blaineiskindagay]

Monster Kid and Goner Kid Lol, Nghaaaaaa!

[@ronaldclown]

you broke the frickn earth bud.

[@carterelliottmusic]

LOGIC

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

"I'm roughly the size of a a large egg"

[@aidena2749]

I was expecting mega-earrape there tbh. 11/10 better than expected

[@globin3477]

That was where I lost it.

[@chipsy3854]

he's pretty barge

[@felixgutierrez993]

Chipsy the 14th bard o shiet is that a pr0 Bowman

[@niceworm]

He's roughly the size of a large
egg

[@leahestrada6492]

*large

[@radical3772]

Leah Estrada
**barge

[@hennettbamilton218]

Chipsysarecanadian for you

[@dylsterx8415]

no one neck is a thicc as a barge

[@phobos1845]

E X T R A
H
I
C
C

[@b3nt079]

Dylan Howell *Thick, Spelling wrong does not make you cool children. :)

[@laurenstovall7770]

+HeartPaw dont you mean Thi(c)2?

[@jurassictart3625]

Imagine how uncomfortable a pair of boots with antlers in them would be

[@bgdelta3129]

well he's a barge covered in boots with antlers in them and is also the size of a large egg

[@ItsPengWin]

to be fair it could be a very large egg.

[@SuperCommando48]

imagine how uncomfortable it is to have every inch of you covered in boots.

[@MrCubFan415]

A BARGE is the best and the rest is all eggs.

[@MrCubFan415]

Fixed :)

[@peach.trees.]

"every last inch of me's covered in boots"

[@onlylonelystars9268]

Miss. Awesome "and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a large egg"

[@huh795]

Miss. Awesome eggs eggs rggs

[@scottcameron3030]

Jayblade You are what you eat.

[@amandageib6161]

Does the one guy who gave Gaston a 9.8 have a death wish or something?

[@melissagonzalez6027]

Amanda Geib
HAHAHAH

[@ingloriousMachina]

1:17 "as a sparge"....

[@crass_2469]

+Magic Ma'am
Why do I keep seeing you everywhere?!
(I'm "Person")

[@ingloriousMachina]

+Crass _2 YOU'RE seeing ME everywhere? I'm seeing everyone else!

[@algaeboyy8059]

Amanda Geib yeah who gives A BAARRGGE a 9.8 geez rude

[@Phoenixfirex]

And every last inch of me is covered with *BOOTS*
Ded.

[@billyharris2794]

*I USE ANTLERS IN ALL OF MY* boots!

[@mysterymeat64]

Now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a *LARGE EGG*

[@30secondstomarslyric]

phoenixfirex same

[@kailaine3974]

He’s got 4 dozen eggs to spare

[@1mortalkombatlover]

How could Belle possibly turn down such a fantastic Barge?

[@Reagan1984]

1mortalkombatlover
And as a barge, he is intimidating.

[@rachelschweizer6467]

Beauty and the Barge.

[@pancakemix1170]

I guess you could say he won the
NO BELLE PRIZE

[@psychopianist630]

@B R Depends on how large the egg is

[@neptune147]

😂

[@Moonfire121]

The variation on "a barge" is what really takes the cake.

[@ingloriousMachina]

BAAAAaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAaaaAAAARRRRRRRRRRGE
egg

[@Fullmetalminos]

....1:38 egRA*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH* b.

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

1:22
“My what a guy, that-“
*”b a a a a a a a a a r g e!”*

[@OttoMannShrimpire]

"So i'm roughly the size of a *LAAAAARRRGE* egg"

[@PsychicHyrax]

I swear to God, I keep hearing "Marge" instead of barge.

[@ratdiploma]

*A M A R G E*

[@netscapecosmonaut9975]

HOMIE YOU NEED TO TAKE BART TO SCHOOL

[@RealNerdStreak]

ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME

[@goatsandbullets]

BUY ME 4 dozen eggs
ONLY 4 dozen eggs CAN SUSTAIN ME

[@blackironsnips]

*HOMAH*

[@Julian_H]

A BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@oskarrandall]

Sockman Aneurysm is some serious stuff

[@KalavinkaK]

egg

[@kx2i529]

1:38 Fish nawww

[@tuckermatis1572]

Wrong. It goes like:" A BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR JUH!"
There has be that sudden JUH! with a head snapping forward, or its wrong. Try again.

[@lilag8850]

Egg

[@blondmop92]

Gaston having a gotdamn aneurysm at the end

[@tinystalker1821]

You mean a barge has an aneurism

[@rachelschweizer6467]

Egg.

[@zippythewolf2240]

Egg

[@Moakmeister]

When the barge came out of just my left earphone i just about had a heart attack

[@rachelschweizer6467]

(a barge comes out of your left earphone, and you're worried about a heart attack?)

[@nicolataino2003]

@@rachelschweizer6467 maybe he is a giant

[@spyder976]

I can't stop giggling hysterically, tearing up at this point

[@grimnott]

spyder976 Ikr!!!!! 😂

[@mggalol9949]

spyder976 same😂

[@shadowtrooper4435]

I'm with you on this one.

[@QUEfrang]

years later...
A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

[@drac3650]

"When I was a boat I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a MAAAAAN"

[@meneslayus]

this is the FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. NEVER HAVE I LAUGHED SO HARD AT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU WIN CZcams SIR

[@OldIronbottom]

The barge.

[@Nick-cg5hi]

Real Thompson sauce

[@kolbybarnhart8083]

Cringe

[@meneslayus]

Nessа the distortion

[@zombi3girl]

Real Thompson SAME I'M DED

[@carboncoffee4057]

Wow, everyone aspired to be a barge back in those days.

[@kaylaely4354]

"and every last inch of me is covered with BOOTS!" XD

[@EmperorAmbrose]

A barge. Made of egs. Covered in boots; always has antlers on it.

[@madmcp6894]

I lost my voice this morning so I stayed home from school and watched this, now I have my voice back because I laughed so hard. thanks doc

[@tinystalker1821]

Laughter is the best medicine

[@TheBloodySunrise]

I couldn't stop laughing xD Great job, good sir/madam!

[@sm-hy4mp]

Ness my favorite part is when he says barge.

[@kankrivantas1840]

Selena Noel Same!

[@Fullmetalminos]

2:43 What would happen if somebody injected Hulk's blood in Gaston's head? Well, that would be the INTIIIIMIDAAATING result :D

[@graciethdhjwnjw7920]

GAY

[@Noname-ut1ye]

Then the Hulk's blood would be in Gaston's boner and that's hella ghey.

[@isaacterry1243]

I think I've traveled a bit *too far* into the gaston memes...

[@paulussoler]

Isaac Terry nah

[@ThatWackyWaffle]

I guess you could say, you barged a bit too far in.

[@crystalqueen9711]

Man, that must be one hell of a barge for Gaston to praise it so highly

[@jessicajginting]

AS YOU SEE I'VE GOT 4 DOZEN EGGS TO SPARE

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

“A barge is the best and the rest is all eggs.”
Brilliant

[@robmeehan7208]

This is a work of art.

[@pernelltv3026]

this would not be a work of art it would be a memeam

[@rileylarkin1254]

"And the rest is all eggs"

[@ingloriousMachina]

They missed two perfect opportunies
"You're everyone's favourite barge"
"They'd tell you which barge they'd prefer to be on"

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

I gotta cash in a meme on this quickly.

[@MelvinIsANiceBoy]

so does he eat 5 dozen barrels a day?

[@ratdiploma]

Because he's *A B A R G E*

[@blackcatpoe4716]

5 dozen eggs is quite the cargo load.

[@octodaddy1602]

I had to replay the bit at 0:18 like twelve times it is my FAVORITE

[@asdfhsfdtehaed]

The best gaston edit on youtube, easily.

[@lunarequine7734]

ArgyleTuba this one and the one where he eats four dozen eggs every time someone says gaston

[@papaechoatc]

"A barge is the best and the rest are all eggs" XD

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

1:38 HISH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR--FFFFFFFAAAA!!!!!!!

[@gojoubabee]

When I was an egg I ate four dozen barge every morning to help me get lad.

[@i_love_nature55_68]

A barge is the best and the rest is EGGS.

[@thespacedoutace]

A *BAAAAAAARGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE*
(e g g)

[@lianaflores]

thank you so much for existing u beautiful human

[@rachelschweizer6467]

*barge

[@Xohadarc]

This shit shouldn't make me laugh..............
but it does

[@personguy8697]

This meme is the best

[@jwitherspoon8885]

Wow, that barge at the end almost ended my life. Choked on my tea.

[@burritosenpai5890]

So I'm roughly the size of a large egg.Omfg.

[@brooklynnedagnone533]

Genuinely terrifying.
I love it.

[@sarahwalter7198]

This is the best one I've ever seen

[@JJRicks]

I'm dying 😂😂 this is flawless

[@trickycrayon]

AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME'S COVERED WITH boots

[@BaconBot360games]

"Every last inch of me's covered with BOOTS!"

[@poni_poki]

It’s been like 6 years and I still come back to this video every so often

[@aidena2749]

okay whatever you do don't pause the vid at 1:35

[@verdantstarz]

*screenshots the image because I need something to look at to wHeezE each day*
_and also to show my beauty and the beast obsessed friend_

[@danielkoval7673]

What’s wrong with that frame

[@alphamale8274]

LeFou has the face of someone about to sneeze

[@hyenaholicproductions9033]

I can't help it. I'm laughing. I really am. And my mom's filling out my PIP form right now.
Also, for the first time ever I realised that Gaston winks as he says "Every last inch of me's covered with hair."

[@shadowmaster8684]

2:07. omg

[@celestialjunipers6829]

_Admit it, he sounded so gold at the _*_BARGE_*_ part_
WHAT DID YOU DO

[@jurassictart3625]

I love thick barge necks 👌

[@cryptid5040]

Thank you for making these things, they make a lovely addition to my amassed playlist

[@thebimbettes366]

T H I C C

[@deltakhappa6248]

Homie: Try not to act high
Girl: How tall are you?
Homie 2: Roughly the size of a large

[@aliciajazmin9568]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages! I love this!

[@ellianatrice5433]

I quite literally have tears running down my cheeks.

[@psychnox]

"Every last inch of me is covers in antlers".
Gaston - 2017

[@KaeraNeko]

"I'm roughly the size of a large egg."
Yes.

[@potatogoddess2380]

1:27 *A BBBAAARRRGGGEEE* is the best and the rest is all _eggs_
1:39 *_HISHNARBA_*
1:53 As you see I've got _four dozen eggs_ to spare
2:00 And every last inch of me's covered with *BOOTS*
2:33 I'm roughly the size of a _large egg_
2:53 I use antlers in all of my *BOOTS*
2:58 *A BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*_What does this all mean?_*
-it means a large egg-

[@dakota6885]

"A barge is the best and the rest is all eggs."
Oh man.

[@Macabrecrypt]

"A barge is the best and the rest are all eggs."

[@aggressivepie6860]

Gaston's T H I C C neck is like a B A R G E.

[@A3MinuteEgg]

“I’m roughly the size of a *lArGe EgG*”

[@alisonbeasley4837]

Gaston can I borrow some of those 4 dozen eggs you got to spare?

[@noodlem45]

I lost it on the first barge. Everytime he says it, it completely derails the entire song

[@may__dixierekt9722]

Everyone: no ones built like a ba-
Gaston: *A BAAAAAARRRRRGGGGEEEEEEEEEE*

[@pablodelgado7919]

Also Gaston: *Egg*

[@dr.bright6272]

Barge: Now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a Gaston!

[@silasary]

I had no idea what to expect, but you certainly delivered.

[@shadowtrooper4435]

POV: You're the creator of the vid.
Also you: *Takes the "Barge" clip and throws every filter on it possible.*

[@flufflepants362]

The rest is all eggs. Can't compare to the Barge.

[@michaellin6390]

My sense of humour has devolved considerably

[@ochoalaw]

2:06
Matches wits like A bAaAaAaAaAaAaArGe

[@evenflow714]

"As a sp-AAAARRRGGE, yes I'm intimidating."

[@dinobox8002]

This is probably my favorite one yet. The large egg bit especially got me.

[@Mammoth117]

It took me 3 minutes to realize I actually was watching this

[@juicywhiteman5850]

I never knew I needed this until now

[@Yonkage]

"As a SBARGE, yes, I'm intimidating."

[@nouveaucrevette]

holy shit the large egg part made me choke on my altoid

[@benswalley4217]

can confirm, eating five dozen eggs will in fact leave you about the size of a large egg.

[@Yonkage]

When he says nobody goes around wearing boots like a Barge, Gaston went full Giygas.

[@SonSkoji]

"SO I'M ROUGHLY THE SIDE OF A large! Egg!"
I actually snorted

[@arabellabella7517]

At 1:36 who hired that guy who was singing "no ones" but in an ugly voice.

[@owltaro]

_Barge; a flat-bottomed boat, built mainly for river and canal transport of heavy goods. Some barges are not self-propelled and must be towed or pushed by towboats._

[@hylianexpected1171]

I can't stop laughing!! This is great!

[@SylvieLiliea]

This is beautiful. I laughed so much I scared my cats!

[@matthewjones6786]

Beautifully edited, nice work!

[@iandanielcassidy8126]

1:28, slow-motion of Gaston's deep voice.

[@The328th]

barge so hot
hot hot barge
barge so hot you fry 4 dozen eggs

[@congouskos8281]

im sitting in literal fits of laughter.

[@deadstrider]

Gaston is the best and the rest are all eggs, but Gaston is roughly the size of a large egg PLUS he has 4 dozen eggs to spare? It all makes sense now, how in the world was he overpowerd by that chump the beast?

[@fonk7661]

The thumbnail is my deepest desire deep in the back of my mind

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

Ah Gaston...
So nice of you to...
*Barge* in...
I'll go now...

[@dirtyharry0191]

*Spits drink* A BARGE?!

[@yodawg189]

Gaston isn't just the size of a barge, he is the barge.