It’s funny but in reality this all would only take 2 hours. People don’t realize how much u can do in a day. U can change your life in a day. Even the whole world in a day. 16 hours is ridiculous amount of time
If your unemployed friend has a mansion, expensive car, and luxury furniture like that im 1000% sure he seceretly a boss of multimilion dollar company.
Good, you should love yourself. He might come off pretentious, but he's doing better than the average depressed fuk who's drowning in cheeto dust and alcohol breath.
I do this routine everyday barely take 2 hours. 30 mins sprint, 30 mins streaches, 30 mins shower/face care etc and 30 mins cleaning up. Then I go to college at 11. It's easy if your dedicated and have time management.
Anyone who irons their bedsheets is 100% a serial killer
Best comment so far
Honestly I'd let him murder me
😂💀
Hahaha 😅
Эх если бы у этого чувака был такой же кот как и у меня то так не было
Bro watched American Psycho once and made it his whole personality
Shii I made Hannibal lecter routine for myself I studied him now I am him
Bro couldn’t make it more obvious that you are jealous
@@Craigulator.Bro couldn't make it more obvious that your feelings are hurt over a joke
More like a lifestyle 😭
@@Craigulator. I feel like the fact that he has the exact same haircut also adds into the joke but what do I know.
Boss : "why were late."
Him : " sorry sir I was whip creaming my legs."
It's actually spf
It’s spf
He's his own boss.
No🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Boss: why are you late?
Him: sorry I was ironing my bedsheets 💀
He has no boss he is the bosss
This dude has a 23 hour morning 💀
and the generational wealth to support it
@@HateNeverCeasesHateI am 24, no family support and I can do this too as software engineer.
@@HateNeverCeasesHateIt's called time management and not going to bed at 12 am.
Let's not blame wealth for what's obviously laziness.
@@iGhostrunemployed also can do this, so what?
@@user-gl9iw1fv2h we were assuming he was earning money and he is not living in some run-down apartment
bro ends his morning routine at night
😂
Best comment here😂💀😭
No he just starts at 3am
I laughed so hard about your comment I burned myself ironing my bed.
@@panic_playstationI laughed at his comment so hard that I was hard
Пов: сын маминой подруги по её расказам
Ахахахха
Согл
Это так верно 😂
АХАХААХАХАХ
Согл😂😂😂😂
Как я по мнению мамы должна вставать по утрам:
Понимаю хахахах
Хахах
😂😂😂😂
Хахахах😂
By the end of that morning routine, he goes to bed and says good night.
I thought so too lol
😂😂😂
he says "goodnight me"
Even I was going to say that.
This guy has no work
It’s funny but in reality this all would only take 2 hours. People don’t realize how much u can do in a day. U can change your life in a day. Even the whole world in a day. 16 hours is ridiculous amount of time
His night routine
- Watch American Psycho again
- Bed
Damn, beat me to it 😂
😂😂 "again" 🤣
-Return some videotapes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha this gave me an american psycho vibe!
His boss : " You are 1hr late for the meeting. What did u do when you woke up?!
Him:" sorry sir I was ironing my bed..."
Edit: wow i got 193 likes ❤🎉
Hahahahah
His boss❎
He is the boss✅
Та самая мотивация в 3 часа ночи, которую ты забудешь под утро:
Na man not even Patrick Bateman was psychopathic enough to iron his sheats every morning 💀
Nigga said sheats 💀
Y'all don't do that?
@@Comettaryyou do that?
@@yesman7675you dont? i thought everyone does
@@zaywave nah bro I just spread it with my hands _🗿_
you can't convince me you're not a serial killer when you iron your own sheets
American psycho style :)
А я ещё и наволочки, пододеяльник и , о май гад, нижнее бельё глажу🤫😅
Ну
Тоже уже застеленное на кровать после каждой ночи? А педанты с непротекающей флягой мне встречались, так что с комментарием скорее соглашусь.
You win the internet 😂😂😂 You made me laugh out loud
Literally
This is the pure example of what the teacher expects us to do during the summer holidays💀
I didn’t know there was an American Psycho remake
Bro is the definition of I don't have work Monday💀
This probably 2 hours 5-7
More like unemployed 😭
@@mkv9105how? More like 4/5 to me, he probably spend 40 mins only for doing and ironing the bed
Hitman morning routine in movies I swear to God
@@FamousCliPZz_100or self employed
bro livin that pinterest life 💀
ong bro
LOL😂😂
i love to👅🦶🏼🦶🏼
fr
Tru
Yes, this guy is a damn perfectionist, everything is so perfect.
I think I found the true NPC.
I wish I was that npc
That one unemployed friend on a Monday morning
Hahaha
I was literally about to comment if he doesn't work or something😭😂😂😂
@@tikishorts123haha I was curious too what about work?
@@zachmulligan8600Es multimillonario xd
Shit the first thought in my head
"why were you late to work?"
"I was ironing my bedsheets boss" 💀
Imagine using skull emoji 💀
💀
Sure looks like it 💀
“Oh 💀”
What is this "work" you speak of?
If Patrick Bateman was a perfectionist instead of a serial killer 😅
My morning routine
>wake up
>Take a poop
>Get out of bed
Bro took American Psycho to another whole level 💀
Fr
I was just going to come say this
For real th
Exactly 😂
Bro is a professional human 💀
😭😭😭
Frr
fr fr
Wouldn't say that
Nah bro is definitely some advanced AI that’s infiltrated our society
Boss: why you late
Him: I was busy ironing my sheets
No one can describe the perfect morning routine more than this video
The unemployed friend on a monday
Who also owns you money
@@juliesilentwhich his daddy gave him
ooh victor you're so funny 😂😂
Hahaha
@@juliesilentñ
You can not change my mind, he is quite literally Patrick Bateman
My thoughts exactly…
Comment I wanted to see 😂
Это тот кто не хочет помереть)
Wonder, how many ppl he kills between this actions on reel 😂
American Psycho
He can say he's lived a full life once his liver fails from those 12 tylenol he takes to deal with how painfully perfect his life is.
‘I’m not a psychopath, I swear’
Hes an American psychopath
Blud go touch some grass
Because he’s a perfectionist?
@@Fukyouimfromtexasyes.
@@demonhunter962"blud"
That one unemployed friend on a Monday
You mean "self-employed"?
that one friend that made it on a Monday 🤣
@@imezxdchannelno. they mean unemployed. that’s why they said unemployed
Exactly
@RealGerardButler no shot, if that's unemployed then why am i waking up in a run-down cubicle that's supposed to be an apartment room 😭
Teacher:" why are you late?"
Student:" I was ironing my bed..."
🙄🙄
How my mum expects me to make my bed every morning:
That one unemployed friend everyday 😂
lol
Or the super rich friend
He has a lack in his backyard 😂
So your unemployed friend is a billionaire 😅
@@fighter8381 It's lake ....
@@JokhioAppsRealor has a billionaire sugar daddy like this bloke
“Why are you late for work?”
“I was ironing my bed sheets” 💀
non esiste solo il lavoro... pensa ad altro la vita ne una sola .
666th like…
"On the bed"
You should be canceled 😂😂😂
Is this real or a joke???
"my OCD isn't that bad"
the OCD:
Bro can be hired as a hotel worker
Dude is the dictionary definition of Patrick Bateman
Real
Absolutely.
How dare he have a better business card than mine
Bro he is the American psycho 2
Aka virgin
Nothing has ever felt more Patrick Bateman.
True haha
I literally came to say the same thing 😂
When you idolize literal psychopaths. 🤣
*Folks, I took off the 20 one arm pull ups* *Support the people*
Was about to say the same 😂
I'd rather sleep on the floor./я лучше на полу посплю.
Bro is professionally unemployed 🗿☠️
Bro really has the American Psycho morning routine 💀
This man is a serial killer
Ikr like who wakes up like this!? Too perfect to be real
@Angelina-oh7yb you bassically said you dont take care of yourself and your surroundings 😂
My first thought is only a serial killer does this every day as a morning routine 😅😂
Average Americans waking up with crumbs all over their beds while eating cheerios for breakfast:🗿
my morning routine:
1.wake up
2.take a shit
3.get out of bed
Aye wut Hold on
I think you got 2 and 3 mixed up... right?😳
@@jusadumdood1496prolly not I dont get em mixed up
u take a shit in ur bed💀💀🌚
Relatable
Bro is real life patrick bateman
Bro look like Patrick Bateman ngl
My morning routine:
1. Wake up (optional)
Same tbh
“ Optional 😭💀”
Same 💀
🤣
Pretty much 😂🤣
That unemployed friend on every Monday 💀
😂
Yeah fr nobody got time for this 😭
Indian people on every comment section
@@rowniiong😂😂
@@rowniipoor baby girl
Patrick Bateman is his whole personality 😂
Как по словам мамы я должен проводит свое утро перед школой чтобы учится на 5+
The unemployed friend at 11 AM on a Tuesday morning
Fr
Sharingan I see
If your unemployed friend has a mansion, expensive car, and luxury furniture like that im 1000% sure he seceretly a boss of multimilion dollar company.
1000th like
@@agustdofficial8945or rich parents lol
Literally nobody will ever love this man more than he loves himself.
Good, you should love yourself. He might come off pretentious, but he's doing better than the average depressed fuk who's drowning in cheeto dust and alcohol breath.
You right
hey redditor
this a bateman reference
not batman
bateman
Was just about to comment that
He can't love himself because he loves the bodys In his fridge
dude maybe hot, maybe super healthy....
i still respect dudes more that wake up whenever, drink whiskey and build boats
If only I could be disciplined enough to iron my bed in the morning 😂
This man is real life Patrick Bateman
O shit😂
Real
Real
Reel life*
Was thinking this
•Wake up at 5am
•Scream "FUCK!"
•Brush teeth
•Chug 2-3 high caffeine beverages
•Put on clothes
•Go to work
•repeat till weekend
Bro, you hit the nerve
Atleast youre not the only one with that routine
Dude how do you know lol
put on
**Random** clothes
Thats sad dude. Live your whole life for the weekend
morning routine in Spanish means Rutina Matutina 😅😅😂😂
My man is living the OCD billionaire life
Without a billion
😂
that’s not what ocd is
This isn't ocd
Why do people use an actual condition to disribe people that like things tidy
My morning routine:
1: wake up
2: wake up again
3: get ready for work
4: wake up one last time
5:go to work
And you’re still laying in your bed at the end of it all
and all this time you were dreaming
@@astral749I don't get if these guys at the top are being mean or joking around
@@B-52_StratoFortressit’s a joke
@@Nigga_man__ 👍
That one guy in the hotel room:
I'm getting major American Psycho vibes from this.
My daily morning routine -
1.Wake up
2.Take a shit
3.Get out of the bed
You shit on your bed?
bro i was not expecting that, I've never laughed at a shorts comment before XD
🤣 why take shit before get out of bed
Underrated😂
Wait a FLIPPING minute!!!
that one unemployed friend at 7am on a thursday
are you out of your mind or just pretending to be cool
@@Daxton____not sure if troll
@@Daxton____ nobody with an actual job or a life has time to do all this nonsense
I mean... At least you can do this like.. a day or two in weekend😅
Edit : oh and also you need to wake up like 4 or 5 AM in the morning.
this looks fucking exhausting dawg
At first when you was ironing The bedsheets I thought he was getting a room ready for a customer at a hotel 😭🤣
Кто тоже подумал что сначала вставка из фильма
If 3 AM motivation was a person:
True😂
@@Hiwww_sy r u laughing r u crazy
@@guywholikes2startawarcuz it is tru 💀
@@guywholikes2startawarFucking cringe man
I disagree, this is more likely if discipline was a motivation. Good things dont happen when your only source of power is motivation
Patrick Bateman doesn't exi...
Not a single comment
Exist*
broooooo😂
bahaha i was abt to say
Wannabe…
what my mom want me to do when i only have 15mins before the bus come
His morning routine is better than my mom
Boss: you’re late for the third time this week
This guy: I was ironing my bed.
yessir
Bro he is the fuvking boss
…
xD
Fr
This man has got the whole Patrick Bateman routine going on here
Fr
he even kinda looks like him
Ngl I’m happy for him that he’s taking care of himself
@@Aries69697ask for his business card
Yeahhh i think the same, lol
Bros day is 48 hours long 😭💀
bros house looks like my hotel room
"Why are you late for work?"
"I was ironing the sheets, boss"
You realy think someone with that kind of morning routine is working ? Smells a lot like rich kid to me
@@vivienpandart Well, you know, anything can happen. Ahhh
Mf got an 8-hour morning routine.
it would take me 8 hrs. just to get my bed like that LMFAO
Now lets see Paul Allen's morning routine.
To be honest I can never wake up like that😂
The most relaxed Patrick Bateman fan
🫣
There had to be that one fan boy.
Also his hair :3
Bro takes more care of himself in one morning than I have in my entire life 💀
Ayo 🤨🤢
@@Changabis??
@@Changabislike you just made it seem wrong
I agree 😂
Y’all agreeing too, ahh helll nah y’all mustyy 😭
and the way he is going for a run straight after a workout 😩
Mad respect for mastering how to take a haircut in water whilst swimming in the water
5 am : waking up
5:30 am : morning routine
4 pm : going to work
💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Bro isnt the American Psycho, he is the Australian Therapist 💀
10 likes an no replys? lemme fix dat
@@RileyGames9000 semaluhtounuyulohowwah
wtf@@average-_-person
Aussie maniac
@@Parkdogz10 fr
He is the preppiest man I've ever seen
Just like American psycho bro😅
Bro has the morning routine of a serial killer💀💀💀💀
I like dogs chat🗣️🗣️🐶🐶👑👑
Is a dream
Patrick
And what?
yeah but he’s way richer than me and happy I bet
Dude got that Patrick Bateman morning routine.
Lol. That's what I was thinking immediately
Lmaooo came here to say this
I was just coming to the comments for this! 😂
Literally came here to say this
I think we all came here to say the same thing, therefor, we should start a cult
Okay now we need a Paul Allen routine!!
Him morning routine in video: Esthetic
In real life: ... Real different
If only we all had 20 hours in the morning
I wonder where he hides the bodies 🤔
I do this routine everyday barely take 2 hours. 30 mins sprint, 30 mins streaches, 30 mins shower/face care etc and 30 mins cleaning up. Then I go to college at 11. It's easy if your dedicated and have time management.
@@erenjeager4634man i leave home at 6.30 am what's the time management that you're talking about
@@frogfromtwitcho
@@erenjeager4634what if u have to wake up at 7
Now lets see Paul Allen's moring routine.
It's weird you have alot of likes yet no comment..
@@k.h2994ikr
@@k.h2994you botched it hold on lemme fix it for you
469 comments and only 2 comments?! Lemme fix that
make it 3
Someone tell him that you don't have to do every move perfectly.
I’m not no detective but I’ve watched enough murder shows to predict that this will be a murder one day
bro spends his day preparing for his day
GOATED COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOO
🤣
this comment kills me hahaha
lol nice one bruv
😂😂😂
He finished his morning routine at night.
copied
😂😂😂
Copied
Ah yes.
This is what i called a "goof life"
Dude finished his day b4 it started 😅😅
Ok, PLEASE rename your channel to official Patrick Bateman
😂
I was just about to post the same thing.
Or *im Batman.*
I was looking for this comment! Dude definitely kills for fun…
I think i accidentally saw a morning routine of a serial killer now im scared