WANTED Murder Suspect Calls Police After Getting Cold Fries

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  Před rokem +537

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  • @shaquallay
    @shaquallay Před rokem +7716

    Imagine having such a poor understanding of how society works that this is what you think law enforcement is obligated to take care of.

    • @Eric-vq7jr
      @Eric-vq7jr Před rokem +566

      Cold fries? Yes.
      Homicide? Nawww.

    • @mike4402
      @mike4402 Před rokem +1

      I mean do you remember the nonsense riots during trump's presidency? Over 90 people were murdered by acab antifa people and none got arrested. Kinda set a precedent.

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername Před rokem +1

      @@mike4402 lmfao where are you getting 90 people from??? Fuck antifa, but what the fuck are you talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bodangle8408
      @bodangle8408 Před rokem +75

      To be fair he is high as a kite so logic goes out the window and paranoia goes up

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ Před rokem +48

      I mean it worked out, why complain when they turn themselves in

  • @AntiReptile317
    @AntiReptile317 Před rokem +5608

    By all means, if you’re a murder suspect then call the police for any reason and have a chat with them. They will take care of you 👍

    • @TheTacticalcheez
      @TheTacticalcheez Před rokem

      @Kurtis I bet if I click that it’s gonna be some Allah worshiping trash

    • @Hawkz00
      @Hawkz00 Před rokem

      @Jrts 🅥 FINALLY!? NO WAY I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE A FAT DUDE SWING ON A ROPE!

    • @SpaceRanger187
      @SpaceRanger187 Před rokem

      police be careful there are fake drugs out there call us and we will test them for you..and mfrs call

    • @carlito19934
      @carlito19934 Před rokem +114

      ^These bots get dumber by the day ^

    • @snoopsnet8150
      @snoopsnet8150 Před rokem +39

      @@carlito19934 Try the ones on MSNBC's CZcams channel. Those ones can't even pass the Turing test anymore. I'll take these any day over that Garbo.

  • @cheesedoosh
    @cheesedoosh Před rokem +954

    Murder is okay but cold fries is where you draw the line

    • @Threaddd
      @Threaddd Před rokem +35

      Us Americans are very estranged nowadays

    • @cheesedoosh
      @cheesedoosh Před rokem +22

      @@Threaddd For real, go to any American Walmart and you'll find the most ridiculous things happening for the most ridiculous reasons lmao

    • @oo-ld8xu
      @oo-ld8xu Před rokem +7

      @@cheesedoosh i really wanna go to america just to got to walmart shit sounds crazy from what ive heard

    • @cheesedoosh
      @cheesedoosh Před rokem +11

      @@oo-ld8xu Ive worked there, it doesnt happen all the time but odd stuff does happen from time to time lol. Had a guy steal beer and drink it while riding around on those handicap carts and then stole that handicap cart and drove it to Arby's lol. Another guy stopped and pooped his pants and then shook his leg to let the poop roll onto the floor. He literally stood there and pushed it out. Random customer came up to me and asked me what time I got off work because he wanted me to drive him to a motel. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of times Ive found whiskey bottles next to toilets in the bathroom stalls lol

    • @Barefoot433
      @Barefoot433 Před rokem +1

      It's all about giving "respect" when it has not been earned... Oh, he's mistaking societal respect for street cred. Oh, that's where he went wrong! oops!

  • @richardkellison4353
    @richardkellison4353 Před rokem +227

    I'm crying over the guy screaming and the home alone scene. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před rokem +13

      The scream already had me going then the Home Alone clip came on. I'm in tears now. 🤣

    • @AndyT81
      @AndyT81 Před rokem +3

      fr fr. its the fact that when he starts screaming its funny and your not thinking about home alone, then you see Kevin and remember the scene then it gets funnier, then the screams of the wet bandit comes in and you hear how perfect the comparison is. hilarious!!🤣😂🤣😂

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před rokem

      @@AndyT81 it was absolutely beautiful. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @muhammadsmith7029
      @muhammadsmith7029 Před rokem

      ​@@AndyT81 that is 100% how I experienced it, and I'm still losing my shit! 🤣 Superb editing.👌

    • @pandurlolgg5780
      @pandurlolgg5780 Před rokem

      mc aaaah, mc aaaaaaah

  • @nikolai3620
    @nikolai3620 Před rokem +1102

    How can you be scared of cops when you're calling them over something as petty as cold fries?

    • @joski9030
      @joski9030 Před rokem +66

      I’m guessing he tried to ruffhouse the other dude got over powered and his ego took over so last resort I’ll call the cops. Probably expected special treatment. Let’s all take a knee.

    • @az_pit_viper4270
      @az_pit_viper4270 Před rokem +8

      probably because he thought that he was going to get a Minneapolis neck massage.

    • @jacklittle1624
      @jacklittle1624 Před rokem +53

      The way he is squealing from the Taser, young blood is NOT going to have a good time in prison🙄 I think there will be a lot of squealing in his future as his cell mate continues to check the status of his prison wallet🤣

    • @Bathtubcrocodile
      @Bathtubcrocodile Před rokem +5

      Drugs logic

    • @YoshiTheOreo
      @YoshiTheOreo Před rokem +7

      The same way people get pitbulls for security but are more afraid of them.

  • @imtheoperatorttv637
    @imtheoperatorttv637 Před rokem +1065

    The criminals keep getting dumber and the videos keep getting better, as it should be.

    • @ExcelCannabisLimited
      @ExcelCannabisLimited Před rokem +1

      Ain’t that the truuuf

    • @dcarts5616
      @dcarts5616 Před rokem +11

      @Kurtis I don’t EVER watch a link. Can you explain and guarantee I’m not clicking a virus or CP?

    • @ExcelCannabisLimited
      @ExcelCannabisLimited Před rokem +2

      @Kurtis 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @JP-kb4yi
      @JP-kb4yi Před rokem +1

      Choosing to be a criminal isn’t the smartest decision to begin with. JS

    • @Estoc__
      @Estoc__ Před rokem +1

      balanced, as all things should be. just like dudes Hightone mctazer screeches

  • @Gunzfan123
    @Gunzfan123 Před rokem +47

    I work as a Security Supervisor at a Casino and the amount of times I have to call the police cause of things very similar to this is infuriating. I have also seen at least three people arrested due to warrants that requested I call the police.

  • @Cheekymonkey2535
    @Cheekymonkey2535 Před rokem +79

    Absolutely love your commentary during this. Hysterical. I know a guy that got arrested for shoplifting at Walmart ( they had his every move on camera from the parking lot into the store and him actually trying to leave) he got 3 years, he gets out of jail, a month later goes back to the very same Walmart and does it again! He was again arrested. Some people are just dumb as rocks. We all know people that are.

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 Před rokem +4

      3 years for shoplifting? Fuck did he steal, a big screen TV?

    • @Dystopie173
      @Dystopie173 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@crashstitches79yeah you can tell this kid made the whole story up

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Dystopie173 Obviously. Nobody gets 3 years for retail fraud. Even felonious larceny doesn't often get that kind of time. Mostly shoplifting gets 90 days and a small fine, plus restitution. Dude's making shit up.

    • @JustaRandomGuy890
      @JustaRandomGuy890 Před 2 měsíci

      @@crashstitches79maybe he had previous offenses and was on probation? Still sounds outrageous

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 Před rokem +825

    I like how he starts screaming "I can't breathe" before they even touch him. C'mon man, it's already hard enough to take people seriously when they say that every single time a cop touches them, you're going to blow the whole game brah.

    • @FrostWazowski
      @FrostWazowski Před rokem +165

      George Floyd already blew the game when he said "I can't breathe" for over 8 minutes. If I have someone in a position where my body weight makes them unable to breathe, they might manage to say "I can't breathe" in full one time. ... if they say it constantly for 8 minutes, they're definitely 100,000% full of shit.

    • @ArtFiendz
      @ArtFiendz Před rokem +1

      @@FrostWazowski right. if you can continue to say I can't breath then you are clearly breathing.
      the only difference is George Floyd ACTUALLY died.

    • @jonjonson5730
      @jonjonson5730 Před rokem +8

      I like how the copper tasered him on asphalt, which is strongly discouraged in their training since the suspect can crack their head open on the pavement and die, all because he refused to sign a trespass. That very well might have been considered de@dly, or at least excessive, force. Good work fat, out of shape officer!

    • @ryanarcher1441
      @ryanarcher1441 Před rokem +123

      @@jonjonson5730 Was he going to follow him home so he could fall on his pillow?

    • @FrostWazowski
      @FrostWazowski Před rokem +97

      @@ArtFiendz he died of a fentanyl overdose, not an inability to breathe.
      8 minutes and 47 seconds is how long he "couldn't breathe" but still kept repeating "I can't breathe"
      Try that sometime. Put yourself in a position where your lungs can't expand ... you have about a minute and that time frame gets cut dramatically if you struggle and fight.
      He "actually died" but wasn't "actually murdered" 😉

  • @spooks188
    @spooks188 Před rokem +516

    8:16 Can we just admire how beautiful that taser's success was? Given the reliability of tasers this was a huge McDub.

    • @ScrappyXGC
      @ScrappyXGC Před rokem +56

      The Quarter McMile ended with a pound to the pavement.

    • @z0m92
      @z0m92 Před rokem +9

      @@ScrappyXGC that fucking comment sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoeSchr0
      @JoeSchr0 Před rokem +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️

    • @jacklittle1624
      @jacklittle1624 Před rokem +3

      @@ScrappyXGC 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @JohnDoe-dr9ff
      @JohnDoe-dr9ff Před rokem +9

      Amen to that. Clean deploy of taser? That’s a rarity in this channel.

  • @Abronics
    @Abronics Před rokem +154

    Message of the day: if you have lukewarm fries, don’t call the police. Just eat them, it’s still food.

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 Před rokem +3

      ye this happens to me all the time. Cold fries, stomach hurts after meal, the cheese in the cheese burger is not even melted... if you dont realize mc d is bad food your stupid haha

    • @A_trans_sneasel
      @A_trans_sneasel Před rokem +9

      I feel like “don’t commit murder” would be a better message 😅

    • @leafkefn3774
      @leafkefn3774 Před rokem

      bro don't take yourself as a human to serious ,you just a dude or girl who gone die and nobody gon remember, some people especially these type of dudes think WAY TO highly of themself, its totally okay to kill someone and take another one lifes right, but once you got cold fries that like DAMN!! fkn idiot hope he rots in jail for life on god

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Před rokem

      ​@@fosphor8920 I thought it was just me. So your stomach also acts up if you eat McDonald's?

    • @fosphor8920
      @fosphor8920 Před rokem

      @@twistedyogert not every time, but it's true. I'm convinced it's very unhealthy

  • @EldritchDWX
    @EldritchDWX Před rokem +3

    5:09 Perfect timing, "He doesn't want you to come back into his store..." Van pulls in behind with BUG-OFF written on the side. Nice.

  • @multimediaswamp5169
    @multimediaswamp5169 Před rokem +2318

    The “I can’t breathe” before the cops even got on him was hilarious 😂 almost like he saw that tragedy a few years back and was like “yup…imma use that one ☝️”.

    • @NeroLeMorte
      @NeroLeMorte Před rokem +390

      Pretty much the entire blm movement in a nutshell.

    • @cigar_goblin4849
      @cigar_goblin4849 Před rokem +170

      I mean wasnt a tragedy

    • @laughingatthepolidiots7471
      @laughingatthepolidiots7471 Před rokem +154

      It was a common tactic long before that happened, ask cops and they'll say one of the most used lines is "I cant breathe" or something about the cuffs being tight

    • @angelking.91
      @angelking.91 Před rokem +222

      If someone is screaming "i cant breathe" multiple times at the top of their lungs i can assure you that the person can breathe

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 Před rokem +1

      @@cigar_goblin4849 you're either a troll or kinda racist

  • @criticalmoss
    @criticalmoss Před rokem +1047

    "I'm afraid of yall."
    Yeah not only after calling them... but calling them over the temperature of fast food.
    The horror.

    • @sebastianmeadows3005
      @sebastianmeadows3005 Před rokem +1

      Ahh… the results of BLM ✊🏿 ideology

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před rokem +4

      You sound like Boomhauer, if Boomhauer didn't have all the verbal tics in the history of psychology.

    • @coffee.3.4
      @coffee.3.4 Před rokem

      @@DinnerForkTongue you sound like you’re on drugs

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před rokem +1

      @@coffee.3.4
      Good.

    • @oblivionsa7973
      @oblivionsa7973 Před rokem +11

      I know if people were "literally hunting me" I'd definitely be calling them and asking them to come directly to where I am.

  • @grantharbin7453
    @grantharbin7453 Před 6 dny +1

    The “I can’t breathe” before anyone is even on him is hilarious

  • @markmonse5285
    @markmonse5285 Před rokem +11

    The clip of the kid turning up the arc welder made me spew my coffee out.. Well done!

  • @Psykout
    @Psykout Před rokem +760

    "Am I under arrest?"
    "Yeah"
    _Chase immediately ensues_
    I was laughing so hard at that point. Then the high pitched screaming started and I was just dying. THEN the home alone clip rolls and fits perfectly - tears rolling down my cheeks.
    This is right up there with the woman that handed a cop during a traffic stop an edibles package that says right on the front 'Contains THC'. She also had a bunch of ecstasy pills on her, big ass rolling table - the works. Tells cops they can't arrest her because she left her kids alone in a hotel room, so they slapped child endangerment onto the already impressive list of charges. It's just so amazing how dumb criminals are these days.

    • @Raven-gz7pm
      @Raven-gz7pm Před rokem +10

      you got a link to this video by chance? id love to watch that one

    • @Psykout
      @Psykout Před rokem +1

      @@Raven-gz7pm Bah youtube seems to be eating the link - Woman Accidentally Gives Officer THC During Traffic Stop - Name of the video on the Code Blue Cam channel. I super undersold it too, no license, coke, pills, scale, stacks of cash, non compliance, assaulting government property, child neglect. Can't make that stuff up man.

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang Před rokem +9

      Code Blue Cam. The gift that keeps giving.

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 Před rokem +8

      I was already laughing because the screams legit sounded like a peacock, but when the Marv clip came up I lost it

    • @zdwlees7647
      @zdwlees7647 Před rokem +4

      @Donut Ореrator 🅥 finally, it's here

  • @DarknessVE
    @DarknessVE Před rokem +713

    Most hilarious thing I ever heard was a Karen in an ice cream shop saying her ice cream was too cold, absolutely cracked me up and when she noticed I was laughing at her she threatened to call the police on me as well, at the time a fellow customer, some people just amaze me with how they behave.

    • @VioletPistols
      @VioletPistols Před rokem +55

      "Hello 911, this guy is laughing at me! I need y'all to get down here!"

    • @Freqsheux
      @Freqsheux Před rokem +26

      While her reaction to you laughing was obviously crazy and hilarious, I can actually relate to ice cream being "too cold" I know it sounds silly. But when ice cream is too frozen it's really hard to eat, like a sweet block of ice you break your spoon in. Lol.

    • @spacecadetofficer507
      @spacecadetofficer507 Před rokem +9

      Now that we're here deep in the ice cream section, what would you agree is the optimal temperature for ice cream to be consumed. And also what temperature it should be served.

    • @spacecadetofficer507
      @spacecadetofficer507 Před rokem +5

      I say serve it cold cold, and then stir ice cream so all bits mix then it is cold and ready for conception

    • @the88thdarcstar
      @the88thdarcstar Před rokem +1

      Derp

  • @SaxaphoneMan42
    @SaxaphoneMan42 Před rokem +51

    I've met a few stoners, none of them have been dumb enough to call the cops on cold fries while having a warrant for your arrest and over an ounce of weed in the car. This is another level.

    • @awakenedpersona6488
      @awakenedpersona6488 Před 11 měsíci

      Welcome to ideocracy; public schools dumb each generation down more and more, the government more easily misleads and lies to each more ignorant generation, and our rights and freedoms erode bit by bit like a river carving through a mountain.

    • @davemccage7918
      @davemccage7918 Před měsícem +1

      He was being stingy AF, it wasn’t about the frys, it was his $3.85 that cash app wasn’t going to refund for 3 days.

  • @penelopebrown6764
    @penelopebrown6764 Před 9 měsíci +13

    This was hilarious from start to finish. Donut you always make this Aussie girl so McHappy with your commentary

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 Před rokem +539

    The bad news for this guy is the food in jail is often stale. The good news is they automatically give you a refund if you aren't 100% percent satisfied, without giving you any trouble at all about it AND you can keep the food if you want.

    • @speedyd8150
      @speedyd8150 Před rokem +35

      It all depends on the jail. I've done time in a county jail that doubled as a federal holding facility for ICE and the food was great. I'm talking pancakes, biscuits and gravy, sausage and a ton of other great shit.
      I've also done time in a county jail that gave everyone expired bread and other shitty food 3 times a day. I worked in the kitchen and the bread they got was donated from local stores because it was past the expiration date.

    • @jeremiahwilkes9588
      @jeremiahwilkes9588 Před rokem +9

      Our Shasta county Jail in Redding CA makes its own bread it's not the best but it's not terrible. It's probably decently healthy too as it is homemade by the inmates.

    • @RadioDJam
      @RadioDJam Před rokem +7

      And! They won't trespass you.

    • @overtxme
      @overtxme Před rokem +4

      @@jeremiahwilkes9588 i got friends who moved to redding from canada, cheers

    • @tristqnejdjeh7278
      @tristqnejdjeh7278 Před rokem +5

      @@speedyd8150 a lot of stores throw out expired shit that's not actually gone bad yet. But still gonna go bad pretty soon

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 Před rokem +168

    His squawking while getting McTased was the funniest part of the video.

    • @lunarcat9562
      @lunarcat9562 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Dude the Home Alone 2 clip was when i lost it. 🤣

    • @refuciusref3283
      @refuciusref3283 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@lunarcat9562 I'm taking points off the officer for the lost "Would you like fries with that?" Commentary while he was riding the lightening! 😅

    • @ldcommando1616
      @ldcommando1616 Před 9 měsíci

      @@refuciusref3283 Missed opportunity fs

    • @user-lu1nv7zi9h
      @user-lu1nv7zi9h Před 8 měsíci +2

      Ive never heard anyone sscream quite like that when tasered. I know his boys were laughing when they saw this hahaha

    • @PizzaTime-Studios54
      @PizzaTime-Studios54 Před 3 měsíci

      He actually screams like Marv! 😆

  • @LtD973
    @LtD973 Před rokem +6

    I am crying my eyes out with laughter when he got McFried.
    Who says policing can’t be fun!!

  • @diresquad7388
    @diresquad7388 Před rokem +5

    I wonder how this manger/owner feels learning he argued with a murderer.

  • @orionsimerl6539
    @orionsimerl6539 Před rokem +415

    If I ever get tazed I hope I don't scream like that. Taser pain goes away, but being on video sounding like that is something you can never recover from.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Před rokem +31

      I tried it once at the land combat expo in Germany. Woof. It locked me up, I COULDN'T scream, as my jaw was clenched. I stayed upright, but my god did it not feel good. It was like having no control of your body, but also feeling a tiny but incessant pain EVERYWHERE for the duration. If a guy shakes off a tazer, he's either high AF, or fat AF or the prongs didn't catch. (Those little bastards hurt too)

    • @mattkrieger3428
      @mattkrieger3428 Před rokem

      Nobody wants to be known as a McBitch.

    • @deadrifler
      @deadrifler Před rokem +12

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow Or deployment was too close. If the prongs don't have enough distance to spread, the shock can not cause a wide enough muscle lockout since the pathway is too short.

    • @darkside5452
      @darkside5452 Před rokem +26

      He will be screaming like that for awhile in prison until he gets used to it…tragic

    • @noelsooley5706
      @noelsooley5706 Před rokem +9

      If I ever get tazed hopefully it’s in a grass field so when I fall I don’t knock all
      My teeth out on the pavement lol

  • @IanMcleod911
    @IanMcleod911 Před rokem +370

    In my 32 years in law enforcement, I always told the trainees because of stupid people like him, we'll always have a job...

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, a job violating people's right. If that was your order that was incorrect, you would be arresting the employees. But you never had to pay for anything out of your own pocket in your life because the taxpayers paid for all your meal.

    • @theultimategamer56
      @theultimategamer56 Před rokem +58

      @@arturocamaney9235 you do know he pays taxes too ?

    • @ducky5736
      @ducky5736 Před rokem

      @@arturocamaney9235 you're as smart as a box of rocks... Just keep your opinions to yourself kid.

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 Před rokem +64

      @@arturocamaney9235 Found the felon

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 Před rokem

      @@theultimategamer56 Dont argue with stupid; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Arturo is a salty pud.

  • @edelweiss-
    @edelweiss- Před rokem +14

    in Germany you would get punished with 20.000 dollars if you call the police because your french fries are cold 😂. in general if you call because minor things, you get punished. all which isnt really life threatening has to get to a police station call, NOT EMERGENCY CALL.

    • @HaveAGoodDayFk.U
      @HaveAGoodDayFk.U Před rokem

      Who said they didn't call the non emergency line?

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Před 2 měsíci

      Edelweiss? That's supposed to be the mark of a true soldier

    • @edelweiss-
      @edelweiss- Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@HaveAGoodDayFk.Uok, you got a point there 😂.

    • @edelweiss-
      @edelweiss- Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@DakotaofRaptorsits a beautiful noble white flower :). Its even just called "noblewhite", the name of the flower, if you would translate it word for word into one.

  • @Marinesrock07
    @Marinesrock07 Před rokem

    That taser gave him a McGasm "baddabappbapa, I'm loving it"

  • @mollyfrommichigan5966
    @mollyfrommichigan5966 Před rokem +1158

    I cannot tell you how many times people called the police on me at Dairy Queen. “I didn’t get enough nuts” “They charged me for extra toppings” “The ice cream melted while I was talking to someone”. BUT we also tried to give cops free ice cream for their wasted time. Some would take it, some would refuse-they all tipped insanely well.

    • @fiveninecummins7768
      @fiveninecummins7768 Před rokem +126

      It’s hard to believe that people would call the police for anything like that, but then again, people are insanely stupid…

    • @kalystagutierrez1607
      @kalystagutierrez1607 Před rokem

      @@fiveninecummins7768 like MIB said "a person is smart. 'People' are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals".

    • @RokU5
      @RokU5 Před rokem +5

      They (LEO) get paid insanely well

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad Před rokem +46

      departments often have weird or confusing rules around accepting gifts/discounts. they're frequently not allowed to ask for even well-known discounts relating to their job, as it could (to a particularly poor observer) appear as a weird form of bribery.

    • @shwa8157
      @shwa8157 Před rokem +2

      In no way does this comment reek of chronic liar behavioral patterns

  • @jadefire2817
    @jadefire2817 Před rokem +940

    As a person who spent many years in the restaurant business, I can tell you with probably almost 100% accuracy what this guy wanted. He wanted the order he got *AND* he wanted another order fresh , and he expected that manager to give all of it to him for *free.* People come in and scam like this all of the time. I can't say as I ever had a wanted felon call the cops about an order though 😂

    • @jackieclaps5575
      @jackieclaps5575 Před rokem +1

      Yeah scum of the earth people will try anything to take advantage of the workers, or the system they work under.

    • @dementious
      @dementious Před rokem +105

      I had a morbidly obese woman arrested for trying to do this. Everyone at the Auntie Anne's I worked at knew who she was and she always ordered a cinnamon pretzel, ate half of it, claimed it was stale, and demanded a fresh one. One day, I said "No ma'am, this is the sixth or seventh time this month. I will not do it any longer. You always have a complaint." She took her sugar glaze container and launched it at my face. A cussing battle ensued for about fifteen seconds before my manager intervened. He took me to the back and told me to call the police, while he went to the floor and said he would make her a new one, fresh and free of charge. I decided to not even change my shirt or wash my face. I looked like a pornstar who just took a money shot. Police quickly arrested her and we never saw her again.

    • @SoloClone
      @SoloClone Před rokem +29

      Cuz black, see this all the time

    • @garretthorsch8143
      @garretthorsch8143 Před rokem +15

      I worked in the food industry/restaurant industry for a little while as well and can confirm people do this shit all of the time. It is so frustrating because the lying POS’s will take it as far as they have to , to get free food. When I was in charge I knew exactly what the food was like when it left the door or the counter. I was certain when it was right and certain when it was a mess up on the employees part. So I knew when to say fuck you and when to say my apologies we will get that taken care of

    • @darklombax2580
      @darklombax2580 Před rokem

      @@dementious it’s not the money shot if someone doesn’t lick it off you

  • @sonofsparda657
    @sonofsparda657 Před rokem +1

    "AHHHH I FUCKED UP, DON´T EAT DR. SQUATCH!!!"
    lol

  • @savage3625
    @savage3625 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Bro got perfect parking but his panic alarm went off 💀

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 Před rokem +221

    Imagine being not only a murder suspect but also such a Karen that you call the police over *cold french fries* LMAO

    • @fleebogazeezig6642
      @fleebogazeezig6642 Před rokem +11

      The weird thing is is that this story happened just days after some McDonald’s employee got killed by the son of some lady who was angry over cold French fries, it’s like that week people just took the temperature of their French fries very seriously

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před rokem +10

      @@fleebogazeezig6642
      One might even say _dead_ seriously.

    • @PlasmaCoolantLeak
      @PlasmaCoolantLeak Před rokem +4

      Being a Karen should be a misdemeanor.
      At least...

    • @obbyg4ming905
      @obbyg4ming905 Před rokem

      all i learned from this is that white people call the police over cold fries 🗿

    • @garaktartv3647
      @garaktartv3647 Před rokem +2

      @@PlasmaCoolantLeak agreed more like social misconduct in my opinion if that even is a charge lmao 🤣

  • @crashtestdummy9985
    @crashtestdummy9985 Před rokem +144

    I mean, you had me at "murder suspect calls police...", the whole cold fries thing is just icing on an already delicious low-IQ cake.

    • @yourvenparianen5390
      @yourvenparianen5390 Před rokem +2

      Do you lose braincells if you eat that cake? 🤣

    • @zappbrannigan4170
      @zappbrannigan4170 Před rokem +3

      60 on average

    • @RJ-wx3fh
      @RJ-wx3fh Před rokem

      Almost as good as the urban legends of addicts calling police because their dealer sold them fake drugs

  • @jenn1234
    @jenn1234 Před rokem +4

    New to the channel and this video had me laughing 😆 and clapping 👏🏼. Thanks, I needed this tonight! 👍🏼

  • @SamSquids
    @SamSquids Před 5 měsíci +2

    He sounds like Walter White getting Chemotherapy.

  • @tuftyboi4072
    @tuftyboi4072 Před rokem +352

    Imagine being his cellmate and hearing how he got busted.

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 Před rokem +14

      Oh he's definitely a bottom dude for sure!

    • @seaocean4868
      @seaocean4868 Před rokem +17

      hes going to lie about it anyway lol

    • @carlito19934
      @carlito19934 Před rokem +6

      @@seaocean4868 prison people usually have someone check your paperwork to make sure you're not a rapist etc and to see if your story checks out arrest info is public knowledge as far as i know

    • @roadking99jokerst60
      @roadking99jokerst60 Před rokem +1

      Like Arlo Guthries' "Alice's Restaurant" What are ya in for? "Litterin' "

    • @rogerrabbit4545
      @rogerrabbit4545 Před rokem

      Them checks for sure gone be spreading

  • @DB-cu4hn
    @DB-cu4hn Před rokem +462

    Taser sniper! A lot of people don’t realize how hard it is to get a good connection with those. Especially when both you and your target are running. This shot was one in a million. Props to that officer.

    • @leskobrandon691
      @leskobrandon691 Před rokem +44

      That complete idiot was but a signature away from walking. They had bought his phoney name & just wanted a signature. He signs...he walks. But after 30 minutes, he's suddenly afraid the police pose a threat to him & he had to run. This guy is definitely a Darwin awards finalist. He skips all lower rounds & advances straight to the finals!

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta Před rokem +5

      @@leskobrandon691 he’s a semifinalist at the best. He’s a strong contender, but there are stronger ones

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer Před rokem +11

      @@leskobrandon691 I think they had already had plans on arresting him at that point, and he felt it coming. That's why he didn't want to get close, he knew something was up

    • @AlfredHugecokk
      @AlfredHugecokk Před rokem +9

      Guy became an owl for 10 seconds 🦉🦉owww owww owww

    • @tripleo.g.datruth7112
      @tripleo.g.datruth7112 Před rokem +4

      @@groowanderer yeah, you can hear the officer say it. He goes am I under arrest and he says yes right as they start running

  • @sirsweet3022
    @sirsweet3022 Před 11 měsíci

    That escalated quickly

  • @barbarabeard6017
    @barbarabeard6017 Před 11 měsíci

    Haven't laughed that hard in a while, esp when you flashed to the home alone star turning up the watts!!!! Thx! Brilliant MCtaze!

  • @Paul-ou1rx
    @Paul-ou1rx Před rokem +134

    Wow. Even murder suspects feel entitled enough to call the police over cold fries.

    • @BerserkeR_031
      @BerserkeR_031 Před rokem +2

      Murica

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 Před rokem

      If you pay for warm fries, you're entitled to receive warm fries. That's how money works. Any deviation is theft. But you've never had to earn your own money in your life since the tax payers paid for everything

    • @BestICanDoIs20
      @BestICanDoIs20 Před rokem +1

      @@arturocamaney9235 u keep bringing in tax payers. Like dude if u have a problem with capitalism move tf on

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 Před rokem

      @@BestICanDoIs20 That's funny, since paying taxes is NOT a tenet-of-capitalism

  • @twistedwires7318
    @twistedwires7318 Před rokem +549

    Watching the joy in Donut's face when the taser is deployed is magical.

    • @r1marine670
      @r1marine670 Před rokem +9

      Look at the joy in his face when he says "smelled like a pine tree came in my hair"! OMG, dude! FAF

    • @Sn0w_Official
      @Sn0w_Official Před rokem +3

      @@r1marine670 "Oh no I fucked up don't eat the pine tar!"

    • @dianadora7485
      @dianadora7485 Před rokem

      I could only imagine
      the look on the cops face

    • @gawainethefirst
      @gawainethefirst Před rokem

      Like a kid on Christmas Morning.

  • @iaingorry
    @iaingorry Před 8 dny

    OOFT, you kicked the arse right out of the "Mac" jokes at 3 minutes

  • @fuelfreak108
    @fuelfreak108 Před rokem

    Calling for crap like this should be a capital offense 😂😂😂

  • @SableSunsets
    @SableSunsets Před rokem +441

    I have never laughed so hard when the paperwork came and he freaked and ran 😂 I’m crying

    • @matthewheinzel6560
      @matthewheinzel6560 Před rokem +27

      The last 'Am I under arrest?" and the officer just goes "Yeah...."

    • @SDG1855
      @SDG1855 Před rokem +23

      I would’ve agreed with you if the video stopped at that moment. But then came the look on Donut’s face while he laughed uncontrollably at my man screaming his nuts off while he rode the lightning in a McDonald’s parking lot after inviting the boys in blue there in the first place. I laughed, then saw the joy on Donut’s face, then laughed harder… the virtuous sscycle continued until I could no longer breathe. And then came the Home Alone clip, and I thought I was going to need a change of underwear as well… This whole story is almost too delicious to be true 😂😂😂😂

    • @pinkdink1210
      @pinkdink1210 Před rokem +7

      That was the best part, he's like oh hell naw, not my signature brah!

    • @backagain5216
      @backagain5216 Před rokem

      @@pinkdink1210 incredible. Those people really can’t help themselves. He is a loser times 10.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před rokem +5

      @@SDG1855 that taser hits harder than McDonald's Sprite. 🤣

  • @randomshmitter8852
    @randomshmitter8852 Před rokem +275

    “Am I under arrest?”
    “Yea”
    *runs*
    The lack of hesitation between the question and the responses in those 3 seconds is insane

    • @ConsumptiveSoul
      @ConsumptiveSoul Před rokem +9

      It happens a lot and the people get upset even though he is a Criminal

    • @jamesdellaneve9005
      @jamesdellaneve9005 Před rokem +11

      It even had comedic timing.

    • @Figgy20000
      @Figgy20000 Před rokem

      Dude was even too stupid to run in a straight fucking line. How the hell are you that out of shape and let the officers catch up to you on foot with their full gear on? As a marathon runner they would have needed at least a 20 minute car chase to catch up to me with that kind of lead.

  • @josh4601
    @josh4601 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The car alarm that came out of this mans face.
    fucking hell hahaha

  • @aidenhernandez6155
    @aidenhernandez6155 Před rokem +1

    Suspect: "can you make me some fresh french fries" owner: "Mcf* no"😂

  • @movieman175
    @movieman175 Před rokem +130

    dude's really got his priorities in order.

  • @ilovedetails
    @ilovedetails Před rokem +314

    Literally as soon as that dude started screeching like a hoot owl I thought "dang, that boy sure sounds like Marv." No sooner had I finished laughing to myself, I was treated an absolute gem of cinematography. Well played sir.

    • @bwofficial1776
      @bwofficial1776 Před rokem

      @Vaccinated Kid Who's Philip and why is he committing bestiality?

    • @Christopherson2006
      @Christopherson2006 Před rokem +9

      @Vaccinated Kid what the hell

    • @lanthanumlanthanium6373
      @lanthanumlanthanium6373 Před rokem

      @@Christopherson2006 these bots need to die of AIDS

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 Před rokem +10

      You could almost stick him onto the roof of the police car and have an effective siren, but that would unlawful and more ridiculous than the rest of this story.

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick Před rokem +2

      @@mediokay508 I mean....idk...I just watched this story and am still baffled how God damn ridiculous it is!
      That sounds more like normal earth stuff next to this video

  • @kylerphipps2457
    @kylerphipps2457 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Bro, you by far my favorite CZcamsr, no one makes their sponsored ads as entertaining as you.

  • @demosthenes8389
    @demosthenes8389 Před rokem

    dude i love your promo plugs!! one of the only youtubers where i don't skip that part..lol

  • @jdizzforyou
    @jdizzforyou Před rokem +163

    I laughed uncontrollably for the rest of the video after he screeched like a… I can’t think of anything other than home alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 Před rokem +3

      The one guy getting electrocuted in Home Alone is hilarious. Shows his skeleton and everything. LOL

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 Před rokem +3

      @@seanrosenau2088 notice how they use a Lincoln electric welder, i have the same one in my shop! That model lasts forever! Its known as the tombstone due to its shape😊👍🍻

    • @mrow7598
      @mrow7598 Před rokem +5

      I was thinking the Michael Jackson scream.

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 Před rokem +2

      @@mrow7598 HeeHee!

    • @michaels.8663
      @michaels.8663 Před rokem +2

      Banshee

  • @SlightlyDisgruntledVeteran
    @SlightlyDisgruntledVeteran Před rokem +757

    I'm happy you're posting more often again. My life is a big dookie filled pop tart without you.

    • @CasperDaCat
      @CasperDaCat Před rokem +28

      @Kurtis ew, begone bot

    • @tabcreedence6553
      @tabcreedence6553 Před rokem +9

      That's hallmark card material bro

    • @CasperDaCat
      @CasperDaCat Před rokem

      @Kurtis you should be ashamed. You know how many bots need jobs? You spamming your links by hand when a bot is starving and can’t support the mini bots at home. You disgust me 🤢🤮

    • @ericsfishingadventures4433
      @ericsfishingadventures4433 Před rokem +5

      Man that's my favorite flavor pop tart! I'm pretty sure we've all had our lives filled with them. But hey man I really hope you have a good day. Life can suck sometimes we've all been there! :)

    • @jonsmith685
      @jonsmith685 Před rokem +4

      All I want to know is did they stop at Burger King on the way to processing?

  • @Miked1332
    @Miked1332 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Making fun of people with man buns while also having a man bun is exactly why I love this channel. 😂😂😂

  • @kyranwhitehead2883
    @kyranwhitehead2883 Před 2 měsíci

    “911 what’s your emergency?”
    “I need a health inspector right away!”

  • @meggreen4058
    @meggreen4058 Před rokem +303

    Imagine sending yourself to prison over cold McDonalds; personally I’d value my freedom a little more than that, I’ll take the cold fries over the cell any day. Thank God for stupid criminals.

    • @user-ik4br3nk2w
      @user-ik4br3nk2w Před rokem +31

      his entitlement supersedes his intelligence

    • @JamesVomit
      @JamesVomit Před rokem +20

      When he's eating prison food he will be dreaming about having some cold fries.

    • @craiglyles4755
      @craiglyles4755 Před rokem +3

      He be gettin’ skreet cred…ain noebody fuk wit my fries gnomesayin

    • @voiceofreason9780
      @voiceofreason9780 Před rokem +9

      Imagine throwing a drink at someone, then trusting them to make you more food.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 Před rokem +3

      @@user-ik4br3nk2w he got what's coming to him and I give sympathy to the manager of the place 🤦‍♂️

  • @jaybird1866
    @jaybird1866 Před 7 měsíci

    This was by far the funniest video of yours I’ve seen! Even the Squatch ad had me rolling! 😂 Keep up the great work brother!

  • @cornbread224
    @cornbread224 Před rokem

    The fact you said favors in the ad lol

  • @RetroBaby
    @RetroBaby Před rokem +121

    I like how he asked “am I under arrest” multiple times and the officers said no every time except for the last one. “Am I under arrest” “yeah” *runs!**

    • @mikey2time484
      @mikey2time484 Před rokem +1

      I thought the same I don't get it.. did they know he had a warrant n was just slow playing him?

    • @AttackShadow3463
      @AttackShadow3463 Před rokem +16

      @@mikey2time484 They probably weren't going to arrest him but then got suspicious on why he kept asking them.

    • @HaveAGoodDayFk.U
      @HaveAGoodDayFk.U Před rokem

      ​​​@@AttackShadow3463 They knew who he was. In the actual video the cop ran his name and found out he had a warrant for the murder charge, so they waited until more officers arrived in case he had a firearm. Their plan was to have him go to the back of the car to sign the form so he would be flanked on both sides and wouldn't be able to get to his gun if he had one. They also had another officer watching the girl friend (who you can't see but is In the passenger seat) In case she tried doing something. The guy knew something was up, I mean it's pretty obvious that something's up when more officers arrive and then they tell you to go to the back of the car to sign a paper that's 'ON A CLIPBOARD'. LoL

    • @turbofreek
      @turbofreek Před rokem

      had that song pop in my head "run" oh ah oh oh, as the cop said yea..

    • @melissamorse8876
      @melissamorse8876 Před rokem +2

      The original video is much longer. The responding officer calls in his info and finds out he's wanted for murder. He calls for backup and then this video cuts to the end after all the other cops have gotten there so that's why the suspect is suspicious. The cop keeps telling him he's not under arrest until the very last so they can get closer to him. I think Cop Watch is the original poster.

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Před rokem +49

    Whenever someone said "I'm afraid of ya'll" all the bells and whistles in my head started going off. But yea if this idiot had just signed the damn CT and been cool, he might have gotten away

    • @startledmilk6670
      @startledmilk6670 Před rokem

      Bruh I’m afraid of a cop when they pull me over. It’s normal to be nervous around cops, places actually make laws where there it is acknowledged that nervousness cannot be the sole reason of a cop searching someone

    • @jailoutafreecard4414
      @jailoutafreecard4414 Před rokem +1

      @@startledmilk6670 ill informed opinion.

    • @TheRealBDouble
      @TheRealBDouble Před rokem +2

      This guy wasn't afraid until he realized the gig was up. He interacted with the police for how long? 15-20 minutes? Perhaps I should have phrased that differently. The only thing he was afraid of was getting caught. I've been in situations like this where I don't necessarily get a person's info, but once it gets to a point where information needs to be obtained, they're all the sudden "afraid".

  • @lorenzosyn1496
    @lorenzosyn1496 Před rokem +8

    Him screaming like a girl made me laugh

  • @blakemorton9190
    @blakemorton9190 Před rokem

    “I fucked up. Don’t eat dr. Squatch.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jabbpapi
    @jabbpapi Před rokem +75

    everyone overlooks the fact that he stated he had no ID but drove to the McDonalds…

    • @spookyskelly5276
      @spookyskelly5276 Před rokem +7

      That seems inconsequential considering he's a murder suspect.

    • @jabbpapi
      @jabbpapi Před rokem +3

      @@spookyskelly5276 If the officer realized that sooner he would’ve realized there was something shady about him. Not to mention the fact that he committed a crime by getting there lmao. He obviously was trying his hardest not to be ID’ed and gave a name to make running him less of an option. Either way every detail counts, and thats definitely something that should’ve been noted or caught his eye

    • @spookyskelly5276
      @spookyskelly5276 Před rokem +9

      @@jabbpapi idk I've been pulled over without my DL and they just pulled it up on the computer. If he had one he would lie about it anyway because he knows he's wanted. I don't think not having an ID is suspicious here. It's how he's behaving.

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 Před rokem +2

      @@spookyskelly5276dude Idc care about that. No ID and trying to drive is the real crime

    • @Chase_Sparrow3337
      @Chase_Sparrow3337 Před rokem

      ​@@scottpeltier3977no it definitely was not, it's not dangerous (unless you have never had one, d don't actively have one)

  • @tacticalninja7096
    @tacticalninja7096 Před rokem +31

    Classic speed run technique. Just ask “am I under arrest?” Until they arrest you, genius!

    • @spraitukas
      @spraitukas Před rokem +7

      He just wanted to be sure he's breaking another law. He could legally ran away from cops until they informed him he's under arrest 🤷

  • @CHOPSHOPX
    @CHOPSHOPX Před rokem

    That was McFucking awesome!! Still going through the old videos after finding you Mc🍩!

  • @cwp24
    @cwp24 Před 4 měsíci

    That Dr. Squatch ad was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! 😂😆🤣

  • @samuelemeryjiujitsu
    @samuelemeryjiujitsu Před rokem +73

    The cop screaming to put his hand out, realizing the suspect was literally frozen in fear and electricity then starts yelling "don't move" is hilarious.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 Před rokem +20

      He was riding the McLightning.

    • @codycampbell3562
      @codycampbell3562 Před rokem +1

      @@jimmyrustler8983 Ride the Lightning, feel the thunder, till the darkness pulls you under!

    • @jackcoleman5955
      @jackcoleman5955 Před rokem +4

      “Continue to freeze and scream!!”

    • @teamidris
      @teamidris Před rokem

      I’d do that :o) You just gotta :D

  • @realitychallenged4488
    @realitychallenged4488 Před rokem +368

    Honestly, I think this guy learned something here. Instead of just killing whoever served him cold fries he tried to do it by the book by calling the cops to have them kill whoever served up the lukewarm fries. Progress.

    • @ditzyneko637
      @ditzyneko637 Před rokem

      GTA Cops would have killed them both.

    • @arturocamaney9235
      @arturocamaney9235 Před rokem +1

      So the police would rather have that? I have no problem with that. People need to start learning that the customer is always right. Big business like McDonalds, Home Depot, etc. have way too much power. And it's always astonished me how employees who don't even own the store are allowed to "deny service."
      Like they didn't pay to build the store, they don't pay suppliers or contractors, they don't pay for upkeep. So why on earth should they be given the right to deny service?
      If was a police officer, I would refuse to let anyone other than a store OWNER (not an employee) issue a trespass warning. But my refusal to serve big business is likely why I didn't become law enforcement since i believe in customers' rights

    • @JointerMark
      @JointerMark Před rokem +4

      @@arturocamaney9235 What would you consider to be customers responsibilities?

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan Před rokem

      It's 'whomever', dude. It's not that fucking hard.

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 Před rokem +5

      @@LeatherCladVegan 🤓

  • @youme-iq1sh
    @youme-iq1sh Před 9 měsíci

    You are enjoying your job WAY too much!! Love it!!

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson Před rokem +60

    A few years ago,he was probably screaming to defund the police so what does he want when his fries are cooler than he wanted?
    He wants a cop to come fix the problem.

    • @dfmrcv862
      @dfmrcv862 Před rokem +9

      Yeah... Everyone hates the cops until they need the cops.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před rokem

      @@dfmrcv862 that’s why I stick to my values and just don’t bother with the cops unless its life or death

  • @ProbablyRose
    @ProbablyRose Před rokem +329

    I’m glad your posting more. I hated having to wait for weeks for you to post.

    • @Oxide1-1
      @Oxide1-1 Před rokem +3

      @Muscleman8562 the fuck??

    • @LORD_V4D3R
      @LORD_V4D3R Před rokem +9

      First of all, agreed. Papa Bronuts vids make my day man
      Second, what in the actual fuck is @Muscleman8562 on, and where do i get some i mean wat

    • @ProbablyRose
      @ProbablyRose Před rokem +7

      These bots are funny as fuck bro

    • @ProbablyRose
      @ProbablyRose Před rokem +4

      NOO THE BOT DELETED HIS COMMENT IM PISSING IN ANGER

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 Před rokem +4

      Best shooting break-downs and fair assessment videos on youtube. Plain and simple. Not to mention seems a natural in-front of a camera. The ad had me lol! SOOOO glad there have been more vids recently, but I can understand the reason for a "break" from it. :-)

  • @barbtoslek7312
    @barbtoslek7312 Před 6 měsíci

    I f**ked up dont eat Dr Squach has me laughing so hard

  • @jthablaidd
    @jthablaidd Před rokem +7

    As a McDonald’s employee I can guarantee
    Them fries weren’t cold, just not right out the fryer

    • @salvadormuro7346
      @salvadormuro7346 Před rokem

      UNACCEPTABLE 😂

    • @Czermet666
      @Czermet666 Před 7 měsíci

      As an ex BK employee I can tell you that our chips were right out of the fryer... but it probably wasn't the first time they'd been dunked in there.

  • @MDornbusch55
    @MDornbusch55 Před rokem +27

    Love the part where he got mcZapped and screamed like the ice cream machine was actually working

  • @TheMicJoe
    @TheMicJoe Před rokem +43

    The girly screaming and the new catch phrase "I can't breathe" this is an instant classic

    • @psibug565
      @psibug565 Před rokem +1

      The up side for the cops of the original horrible “I can’t breath” incident is that those three word have become mostly meaning less because DF’s like this scream them if they so much as stub a toe.

    • @Chase_Sparrow3337
      @Chase_Sparrow3337 Před rokem

      ​@@psibug565DF?'s? How have I never heard/read that before..Dumb Fucks?

  • @crib4046
    @crib4046 Před rokem

    Those screams were hilarious. Calls cops over fries, gets tased! LMAO

  • @isaiahtafoya9972
    @isaiahtafoya9972 Před rokem +1

    When bro was screaming on the ground he sounded like SpongeBob when he was the hall monitor

  • @jamesvillegas3553
    @jamesvillegas3553 Před rokem +36

    Calling police on cold fries is a sign, that guy is institutionalized. Thinking everyone else needs to solve your problems.

  • @keithcunningham923
    @keithcunningham923 Před rokem +86

    I used to watch Homicide-Life on the Street about a detective squad in Baltimore. Det. Pembleton once said, "crime makes you stupid." This guy proves the theory.

    • @josephd6203
      @josephd6203 Před rokem +2

      I loved that show!

    • @DannyTorrancesFinger
      @DannyTorrancesFinger Před rokem +2

      @@josephd6203 Cool show and a number of the actors later had roles in The Wire

    • @ParadigmUnkn0wn
      @ParadigmUnkn0wn Před rokem +1

      More like stupid people commit crime, or at least are the ones that get caught and create drama like this.

    • @bwofficial1776
      @bwofficial1776 Před rokem

      If they were smart, they wouldn't be trying to get free stuff from a McDonald's manager. They'd be white-collar criminals scamming the whole company and covering their tracks.

  • @Dredster747
    @Dredster747 Před rokem +4

    "That's what he gets for wearing a man-bun"
    *Donut wears a man-bun*

  • @1BlackSheep
    @1BlackSheep Před rokem +12

    Dude said "I CAN'T BREATH" before the cops even got on him 🤣😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před rokem +7

      Gotta play the victim. #just13percentthings

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp Před rokem +4

      Of course, its the magic ticket to get the kid glove treatment.

    • @anonymousfx486
      @anonymousfx486 Před rokem +3

      Also yelling "I have a heart murmur!".

    • @ScrappyXGC
      @ScrappyXGC Před rokem +2

      I like saying I'm pregnant, they never believe me 🤷‍♂

    • @1BlackSheep
      @1BlackSheep Před rokem +4

      @@ScrappyXGC 😂

  • @GnarMarv2
    @GnarMarv2 Před rokem +49

    Crazy how fast this has gone around. Saw this the 1st 7 hours the footage was released now it major in all the headlines 😂

  • @Doomguy9OOO
    @Doomguy9OOO Před 2 měsíci

    Murder suspect: “i cant breev”
    Me, laughing at him screaming: i cant breathe either 😂😂🤣🤣 laughing too hard 🤣

  • @Miked1332
    @Miked1332 Před 10 měsíci

    Those squeals while getting tased is priceless. That's going to be my ringtone for when I get texts now.

  • @asmb100
    @asmb100 Před rokem +211

    In all my years in customer service I’ve only ever had to have 1 person trespassed, by my gosh it was an eventful day.
    A coworker had left their vehicle at the business, and an “acquaintance” of theirs saw the vehicle parked in our lot, became upset that the coworker was not at the store and not returning phone calls. The acquaintance keyed the vehicle, and then sat in their own vehicle to wait for the coworker to return. Local police happened to stop by to make a purchase, and almost got run over in the parking lot by the acquaintance fleeing in a panic because the police had pulled in. I told the officers what happened, gave them a description of the vehicle, sold them their items, and sent them on their merry way.
    The acquaintance then comes back to the store to ask us if we can repair a broken taillight on their vehicle. While I asses the damage, another coworker of mine calls the officers and has them come back to the store. Alas, they arrived too late and the acquaintance was gone.
    But wait there’s more.
    While we gave more info to one of the officers, the other handled a phone call. Partway through the phone call the second officer interrupts our information giving and asks us to redescribe the vehicle and damage. He then returns to his phone call, very excitedly. Soon after, another police vehicle flies into our parking lot, officers exit the vehicle, and hand me a broken piece of plastic, the exact piece missing from the acquaintance’s tail light, and asks me if it could have come off the vehicle I had described. I replied “without a doubt”.
    The officers give me a direct number for them, and leave. As soon as the officers are out of sight, the acquaintance, with no vehicle in sight, walks into the store to once again ask me to fix their broken tail light. I explain that I would need the vehicle in my parking lot to do so, and the acquaintance goes to retrieve it. I walk back inside and single my coworker to call the officers, but before we can even get to a phone the officers pull back into the parking lot, blocking the acquaintance’s vehicle. Trespassed from my place of employment, and cited for a hit and run, and charges filed by the owner of the vehicle keyed.
    An exciting night in a relatively calm town.
    And all for the low price of spending years in the soul sucking customer service industry.

    • @MiBurnout
      @MiBurnout Před rokem +2

      Wow.... hahahaha

    • @mattkrieger3428
      @mattkrieger3428 Před rokem +1

      How did the acquaintance break their taillight if they did the hit and run? Did they back in to a vehicle?
      Awesome story btdubs

    • @asmb100
      @asmb100 Před rokem +2

      @@mattkrieger3428 yeah. According to the officers the acquaintance pulled into a parking lot up the road, sat in the vehicle for several minutes, reversed into a parked vehicle (while the owner watched) and fled the scene.

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes Před rokem +8

      that was some tom and jerry level back and forth right there

    • @Chamdar17
      @Chamdar17 Před rokem +1

      good story! thanks for the share :) I hope you have a great day!

  • @08carbonslvr
    @08carbonslvr Před rokem +42

    Whoever edited in that scene from Home Alone is a goddamn genius and deserves a pay raise.

  • @Vmaxfodder
    @Vmaxfodder Před 11 měsíci +1

    The cuts are priceless!

  • @chandlercarr1375
    @chandlercarr1375 Před 11 měsíci

    5:55 "a MC felony" got me laughing so hard

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 Před rokem +80

    Donut, my man, the amount of McDonald's jokes you made during this... I love it.
    Still say my favorite and funniest part is how calm that officer was and then that last 'Am I under arrest?' and his total tone shift when he just went 'yeah.'

    • @TheMrGamer1
      @TheMrGamer1 Před rokem +1

      "I love it" lmao

    • @DeimosV8
      @DeimosV8 Před rokem

      Mc'lovin' it...

    • @carl4043
      @carl4043 Před rokem

      *McJokes. Please play along

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 Před rokem +1

      Come on man! "bah bah bah bah bah I'm lovin' it" was *right there* and you fucked it up!

    • @michaell6807
      @michaell6807 Před rokem

      @@blobbertmcblob4888 "you should mc calm the fck down"

  • @Themaxxrad99
    @Themaxxrad99 Před rokem +106

    It's never just 'my food is cold' it's most always 'my food is cold, I want a whole new order and/or a refund' people trying to get free food can kick rocks and not come back. Those arent customers.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před rokem

      It’s about as infuriating as people who act interested in buying your art, but then keep requesting ridiculous lowball after lowball.

    • @bazoinked6615
      @bazoinked6615 Před rokem +5

      Im gonna disagree with this if your order gets messed up they atleast owe you a new CORRECT order

    • @firstnext5482
      @firstnext5482 Před rokem +5

      @@bazoinked6615 Yeah most places will get you the correct order. You don't get to keep BOTH orders. I've worked in fast food and people will order $60 worth of food, pull the whole "my food is cold! Remake my food/refund me!" and want to keep their cold food. You don't get both.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Před rokem +1

      It's a more benign version of people who run through traffic in hopes of being hit so they can sue the driver.

    • @DatJNP
      @DatJNP Před rokem

      @@bazoinked6615 I think you missed his point, he's talking about THOSE people. Everyone that's ever worked in a restaurant knows exactly who he's talking about. Raising a stink to get free food is a common practice among low lifes.

  • @Insultifying
    @Insultifying Před rokem +1

    7:30 bro skedaddled 💀

  • @chrisperez8092
    @chrisperez8092 Před 9 měsíci

    I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!!!! Thank you so much Donut!!!!

  • @mostbasedman1686
    @mostbasedman1686 Před rokem +19

    What a great use of resources. I'm glad my taxes go to cold fries.

    • @Fiona2254
      @Fiona2254 Před rokem +6

      It did net a murder suspect so I think it was a win.

  • @jsledge8557
    @jsledge8557 Před rokem +41

    I heard this story on a morning talk show on an urban radio station while driving through Jackson, MS. They were dogging this guy so bad for calling the cops to complain about cold fries when he knew he had an active arrest warrant.

  • @Steve-O_27
    @Steve-O_27 Před 9 měsíci

    Those screams with the home alone cut scene are pure gold donut!

  • @reklezzz9038
    @reklezzz9038 Před 13 dny +1

    Cold fries? COLD FRIES?!?! Aight. Here's a cold case.

    • @reklezzz9038
      @reklezzz9038 Před 13 dny

      Wild actually, I know a couple killers irl that got away with it....
      And they act just like this.
      They were shit people before. But getting away with murder does something to em.
      Actually wild... sometimes I wonder how many other people know...

  • @yourpalcraig
    @yourpalcraig Před rokem +23

    Dang. Taser deployment and he went full Michael Jackson on us.

    • @gustav-no8rz
      @gustav-no8rz Před rokem

      Squealing like a little girl. It is a statistical miracle, that some of them are alive. Most of them are too stupid to be here, and remain alive.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před rokem

      He "he he'd" his last micky d's

  • @ace_fishing1660
    @ace_fishing1660 Před rokem +126

    This is probably one of the funniest reviews you have done that I've seen. Even the Squatch add was hilarious! This reminds me of a time where I took a report from a known drug dealer after a burglary at his house. 10k cash and 4 firearms stolen. Good times!

    • @ammocat9286
      @ammocat9286 Před rokem +3

      "I F***ed up! Don't eat Squatch!"

    • @nicholasnunez6781
      @nicholasnunez6781 Před rokem +2

      This fool has an active warrant and he's calling the cops over cold fries? I'm dumbfounded

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 Před rokem +1

      Who the hell cares if someone is dealing drugs? It’s a free market and regulating what people put in their body is going too far.

    • @ace_fishing1660
      @ace_fishing1660 Před rokem +2

      @@wolfetteplays8894 I don't make the law, I just follow it as a decent member of society does! If people choose to break the law then that's on them and they need to weigh the risks versus reward.