Coneheads (5/10) Movie CLIP - Connie's Tattoo (1993) HD
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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
At breakfast, Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) is horrified to see that his teenage daughter Connie (Michelle Burke) has gotten a tattoo on her cone.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
"The Coneheads" were a sketch on the Saturday Night Live television show of the late '70s which were expanded to feature-length proportions with this film. The story concerns Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) and Prymaat (Jane Curtin), who leave the planet Remulak to prepare for an invasion of Planet Earth. But due to a malfunction, they find themselves plunged into the Hudson River and forced to take up residence in Paramus, New Jersey where Beldar gets work as an appliance salesman and makes a deal for a phony social security card. Before long, all thoughts of invading Earth are left behind as Beldar and Prymaat quickly adapt to suburban life -- except for their coneheads and metallic-sounding voices, they become a typical middle-class suburban family. The Coneheads have a child, Connie (Michelle Burke) and Beldar becomes a New York cab driver and starts up his own driving school. Connie grows into a teenager and a neighborhood boy, Ronnie (Chris Farley), develops a crush on her because he likes to rub her conehead. But a nefarious INS agent, Gorman Seedling (Michael McKean), and his toady assistant, Turnbull (David Spade), are hot on The Coneheads' trail because of Beldar's false social security card. Not only that, but the Remulakian Highmaster (Dave Thomas) is beginning to wonder what ever happened to Beldar's invasion of the third rock from the sun.
CREDITS:
TM & © Paramount (1993)
Cast: Dan Aykroyd, Michelle Burke, Jane Curtin
Director: Steve Barron
Producers: Kevin Marcy, Lorne Michaels, Michael I. Rachmil, Barnaby Thompson
Screenwriters: Tom Davis, Dan Aykroyd, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner
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Critics panned this, but I personally love this movie. The fact that earthlings are so nonchalant about their giant heads makes it all the more humorous.
They panned this? I love this movie! The 90s was probably the best decade for comedies
that was always the joke. people just mistook them from being in france. Even in their SNL skits before the movie.
The critics don't understand that they were accepted for who they were not what they looked like. I wish there could've been a sequel with Connie and Ronnie having kids together with a half-cone head.
Critics pan anything decent and fun, but will happily give high ratings to literal softcore child p*rn.
Unless the critics and the audience agree (usually on what's terrible), do not listen to critics.
@@PlymouthNeonIt’s too bad this movie didn’t make any money because it was ripe for a sequel. And Farley lived for 4 more years so your idea could’ve happened.
"Neeeeh! What have you done to your cone?!"
mibs! mibs! unacceptable! XD
Nyaaaaaah!!!!
tim a hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha XD
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
It,s ahhhhh
you gotta love how connie talks like a normal human being would
She was raised on Earth, so she absorbed the human slang.
@@HypercatZ like a child a foreign parents
Except, she called her parents "parental units" and herself "a little cone."
@@Solider7 some cultural things stay with children
@@Solider7 I know a guy that's half Rican. Born in America. Looks and sounds completely white. But occasionally will say something that sounds full blown Rican. It's annoying because it sounds fake but after 10 years I guess it's not an act
Man, parents are strict in every solar system.
Haha yup
No matter what, but it’s out of love
Wddghfrtxgx4twex2 is a baby daddy 5 daddy kiss hug me daddy hug me baby baby daddy kiss
Maybe it’s me getting closer to my life’s expiration date, but I’d request parents to be more strict on every solar system if i could, bloody young ones have no education of grace these days.
@@artyom8905 Doooont say that ; (
"Do not involve the approval of your other parental unit" xD
I like how there's no comments about this
@@bravecak3815 I even forgot i made a comment on this video. Over 2 years later and i am quite surprised to find over 1100 likes on it, and not a single re-comment. Life feels good.
Beldar!
ddthewolf ja!
@@ddthewolf She looked like a common flathrag on payday!
Connie is so smart, because she can understand her parental units' complicatedly weird language... And she's quite obedient...
She's like any bilingual child of first-generation parents: even if she seems like other kids her age, she's still used to a different culture at home.
Plus she's also more human than beldar and prymat.
Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones lmao
Now go to the hygienic chambers and remove it
I am not a little cone anymore!
@@ddthewolf maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones!!! Now go to the hygienic chamber and remove it, also you are wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement!!!
@@Dee_Nice89 Mom, my makeup looks okay doesn't it?
@@jackraider1039 Do not involve the approval of your other parental unit!!!! Now if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound you will make the necessary correction, and remove the decal!!!!
I like how "Pop-Tarts" are the only thing they don't have a weird scientific-y name for.
ProMore
I thought that was for waffles, the stuff that Beldar wolved down his mouth.
Pop-tarts are a freak of science
Pop tarts : How about "carbohydrate squares, with chemicals to imitate fruit taste ?"
@@cryhavoc9748 processed sugar encrusted carbohydrate squares, with synthetic fruit filling.
@@theuncannyxfan There you go.....NAILED IT
I love how connie "eehs" back to him at 0:57. Shows that even though she's totally earth raised she still picked up some of her parents alien habits
Or she's just probably mocking him
She’s making fun of her father’s foreign mannerisms. It’s not the first time a first generation daughter of immigrants make fun of their fathers this way.
It also could be an innate response of the coneheads. Like sighing is very human thing that even baby’s do.
She was mocking him 🗿
She is not a little cone anymore lol maintain low tones, maintain low tones
Is it just me, or does anyone else find old comedies like this one more hilarious years later? I love the subtle bits like where the camera is from the finger POV at 0:48
Maintain Low tones is one of my favorite lines and It's good way to say to your children, not to be disrespectful.
CollazoLand Studios myn is
NYAAAAAAAAAAA
I still say that to people and they look at me like I’m insane
low *tones* ? Its low toned
I am not a little cone anymore!
This is the perfect interpretation of families from different countries with children adapted to the ones they were born in.
"Astronauts to the moon?" LOL
Yep that's a good one LOL
Ben noneofyourbeeswax right what a hoax
Nanananananananananana
Not a hoax, though.
They probably mocked them for being so behind in terms of space exploration.
Nope, fake
Wavium got'eem!
Ben noneofyourbeeswax lol good one
How the hell was Dan Aykroyd able to wolf down those waffles without even choking? lol
I guess they were really fluffy.
yeah why? They probably edited the clip
Because Beldar is an alien.
Matthew Smollen A fake alien
Aby N In the movie he's supposed to be an alien so they did something to make it look like he ate them whole. The coneheads also have 3 rows of teeth.
"She looked like a common Flathrag on payday." I'M WHEEZING
Every parents' worse nightmares lol
0:59 "MIBS! MIBS! Unacceptable!"
Lol
I've always loved the dialogue in this movie. Even called my mom & dad, parental units in high school haha
Could you imagine what their appetites would be like if they smoked pot?
They'd probably just eat more weed.
"This gangly earthy substance stimulates my inner sanctity for food. Appetizing yet relaxing."
One can only imagine
Holy crap 😂😂😂
god help us all
"Maintain low tones with me!" I say that to my daughter and son alot lol 😁
“She looked like a common flathrag on payday” 😂😂😂
NYAAAAAAAH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR CONE lol
No? Turn Around, NYAAAAAAAHHHH lol
Lol NYAAAAAAAHH
Dave Daniels She looked like a common flathrag on payday.
GamerZero lmao
***** Gonna level with you, I had to see it a few times to understand the line, myself.
The way he says “Nyah” gets me everytime
He sound like skeletor
Or even...... *THE GREAT P A P Y R U S-*
This is actually funnier now since I finally understand what they're saying. As a kid I knew it was funny but I never really understood the subtle humor.
Low rated and a box-office bomb but in retrospect one of the better comedies of the early 90's, a cult classic.
"If everyone jumped into the Butubius cauldron, would you jump in too?!"
Yes I would
@@TheHightower92 I will jump first
Beldar!
I am not a little cone anymore, Dad!
maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones!
i love how you still know the earth variant of what he says "maintain low tones with me" ~ "don't get an attitude with me!" or "do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit" ~ "don't bring your mother into this!"
Flattened chicken embryos: Sunny-side up eggs
Griddled like Breakfast slabs: waffles
Seared strips of swine flesh: bacon
Extruded mammal fillings: sausage
Poptarts: poptarts
actually flattened chicken embryos are eggs
Morrison64 what about the extruded mammal fillings?
@@swenhtet2861 sausage
I will enjoy it!
@@Morrison64 He just said that. Sunny-Side Up eggs are eggs.
I like how the daughter acts like an earth person instead of her parents sense she grew up on earth.
I agree. It’s like in the sixth since when Haley Joel Osment acts like the ghosts he grew up around.
But also like any child who has immigrant parents, she still has some of the mannerism of her parents. Like how she leans really close to the food to inspect it like the Coneheads do with everything, calling her parents "parental units", and even making the "Neeeeeeh" sound, even if it's in a mocking fashion.
I never get tired of watching this movie, loved it as a kid and still love today. I even say mibs randomly because of this movie 😂
I love Connie's outfit.
Have to admit, Beldar handled that like a boss. Quality parenting from another planet.
The mom's Reaction at 1:38 I was dying haha
0:49 my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
"She looked like a common flathrag on payday."
Beldar!
She did though
Lol
Connie: I'm not a little cone anymore, dad!
Beldar: Maintain low tone with me, maintain low tone! Remove it at the the hygienic chamber!
It took me years to realize the answer Mom needed was actually Pyramid.
I was a kid the first time I saw this. Give me a break.
This one joke absolutely kills me.
The first time where the comically oversized breakfast has a chance of being finished
Dan Akroyd was born for this role 🤣
Thanks Netflix for reminding me of this Gem of a movie
This flim is really underrated
Do not involve the approval of your other parental unit
Beldar!
"What have you done to your cone?"😂😂😂
“It’s just a decal! All of my friends are doing it!”
“If all of your friends hurled themselves into the Butubious Cauldron, would you attempt that as well?”
*i'm not a little cone anymore, dad.*
Maintain low tones with me! Maintain low tones!
Now go to the hygienist chamber and remove it
“Enclosed retail compound” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The pronunciation and references of their communication is completely written in such a way it's so spectacular. like the person that wrote it is a genius.
He was eating fast as hell😂😂😂😂😂
“Astronauts to the moon!.”
😂😂😂
How cute
"Neeeeh! What have you done to your cone?!" 0:49
"Nothing."
"No, Turn Around..."
It's not a real tattoo
@@ddthewolfNibs! Nibs! Unacceptable!
I agree. For the life of me I've never understood why women think tattoos enhance their......"cones". LOL
Robert Wayne You don't have to. They aren't your cones, after all.
Thay look like the villagers from minecraft.
SUPER.PEACOCK LORD SHEN AND ME Yeah
And sound
They came before villagers
Lmfao
Beldar Conehead : [Spotting a tattoo on Connie's head] What have you done to your cone?
Connie : Nothing?
Beldar Conehead : No? Turn around!
[turns her head]
Beldar Conehead : NYAAAHH!
Connie : Ehhhh! It's not a real tattoo.
Beldar Conehead : Mebs! Mebs! Unacceptable!
Connie : It's just a decal; everyone's wearing them.
Beldar Conehead : If everyone jumped into a bituminous cauldron, would you jump in too?
Connie : I am not a little cone anymore, Dad!
Beldar Conehead : Maintain low tones with me! Maintain low tones! Now, you are to go to the hygenic chamber and remove it! Also, you are wearing far too much lip and cheek enhancement.
Connie : Mom - ! My makeup looks okay, doesn't it?
Beldar Conehead : Do not involve the approval of your other parental unit. Now, if you wish to accompany me to the enclosed retail compound, you will go to the hygenic chamber upstairs immediately, and REMOVE THE DECAL!
Beldar!
She looked like a common flathrag on payday.
@@jamesl.anderson1384 every parents worse nightmare
Thank you for this ☺️
Can’t wait to be like this with my own kids. Word for word.
I will call my parents as parental units from now on.
How could they keep a straight face while delivering these lines? Must've taken too many takes!
That zoom in with his hand point at her is amazing lol
0:49 my reaction when my phone or tablet battery is at 1 to 0%
Not gonna lie, this is one of my favorite Connie’s outfits
Every time I eat Blueberry Eggos, Fried Eggs, Pizza, or Subway; I always think of the Coneheads.
The fact Prymmat said "Pop Tarts" and not something like "Toasted pastries of various flavors" makes me think they're starting to get how Earthlings talk.
Also, the _do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit_ got me! 😂
I found this movie weird and creepy when I was a kid, but I loved watching it.
I used to be so scared of this movie I didn’t realize how funny it was or the skit history behind it... “Ah tang the drink thee earthlings took to the moon” “earthlings to the moon” “ahahahahaha” lmfaooooo that’s so funny
Can u imagine having breakfast with the coneheads at their house?
💙 this movie was ahead of its time.
Who u calling pinhead?
Ha ha ha spongebob
jack animations I wanna be DIRTY DAN
@@kirstenking2638 I'M DIRTY DAN!
Lol
I love Connie’s makeup 😊
Even if she is wearing far too much check and lip enhancement lol
She looked like a common flathrag on pay day
0:06
Prymaat: What is a seven-letter word for a tomb in ancient Egypt which has smooth, sloping sides meeting in an apex?
Beldar: A Flindar.
Prymaat: Ahh.
😂💀
I'm pretty sure Beldar was meant to say "pyramid".
We are from france
His daughter looks pretty.
Edit: yeah she kinda wears too much cheeks enhanncement, but still pretty.
The coneheads people sound like aliens and look like aliens and i think they are aliens
You're correct. But their daughter was born and raised on earth, that's why she has a terrestrial accent.
No. They're just French.
their laughs always get me
Well if they eat a lot of ice cream, I guess they can be called “Ice Cream - Cones”
sorry I had to
The way Beldar eats those waffles.... I tried to do that but failed lol
Did you choke to death?
dads are such babies and hate their daughters growing up
My dad had 4, he couldn't wait lol
One of my favorite movies ever this movie always been funny asf😂😂😂😂
It’s 2018 now and what she’s wearing is so in fashion now!
Coneheads always scared me
The way they screams in every scene is always funny haha
0:49 still funny after so many years.
NAAAHHH!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR CONE!?
"Maintain low tones!" I'm dying XD
God, I love this movie.
“Maintain low tones with me!”
I am not a little cone anymore!
My parents always tell me that i looked like this when i was a baby💀😂
I saw this movie ages ago as a kid, and then again as a teenager. I think it's time again to watch as an adult- too great.
This is so funny 🤣 lmao
It's even more funny since im pregnant with a girl and my husband reminds me of Beldar he's already overprotective of our unborn daughter and thinking of all the guys he'll have to shoot when she's Connie's age. hahahaha
I'm gonna watch this movie now 💟
Sounds like he’s a mixture of Beldar and Jack Burns
0:55 i love this part!
0:56 Hahahahahahaha
My sister sounds like him when she makes that sound too
Naaaahh!!!
I wonder why Beldar is stuffing his mouth with waffles Matt-Stonie style, while we know he could just open up his mouth wider like he did at the dentist before... btw, I love this movie, very underappreciated like UHF, spy hard and Haunted World of El Superbeasto.
Jane Curtain starred in this the same year that she started playing Dr. Mary Albright in 3rd Rock from the Sun, which was also about aliens posing as a normal human family.
cone heads is one of the best movies i have seen in a while
I love how they eat more than I do, BUT YET THEIR STILL SKINNY?!
'Astronauts to the moon,hahaha"!. Are you hey trying to say something?.
"Do not invoke the approval of your other parental unit" If I ever ran for president one day, I would say this to my opponent except I'd get close to their face like Beldar and say "Do not invoke the approval of the masses for your feeble political impracticality. Your future is hopeless and futile." If they raised their voice at me out of fear and anger and enclosure, "Maintain low tones with me, futile, maintain low tones."
Jason Lurf you've got my vote!
Indeed. You have gained my political favor for the choice system of choosing our superior top gov't seat
Jason Lurf 2024
LOL
`Astronaut, to the moon.`
`NEHHAHAHHAHAAAHAAA`
Please... PLEASE can someone tell me they're watching in 2019!
Yep.
Wassup
Yus.
2020 💪😂
Almost wanted to say yes, but then remembered it's 2020.
0:49 When your mom tells you tomorrow is your first day of school!!! 😂
0:36 I knew the moon landing was fake
Dan Akroyd is so good. How he remembers all those big terms for simple things. I wonder if there are bloopers around somewhere. Would be hilarious viewing 😀
Does anybody else find this movie EXTREMELY unnerving to look at?
I used to be TERRIFIED of them, I even had nightmares about them. Like, a person couldn't even say the word "conehead" around me because I'd freak out.
+Aza Smith Elongated skulls are a legit primal fear.
Currently? No, but then kinda yeah...but I think their vocabulary was also terrifying lmao
no.
Why would long skulls be a primal fear?
Elwood Blues lost his sunglasses 😂
Did anyone else have the conehead state farm ad before this?
Woodyoncp I did XD
the coneheads film was kinda look like a comedy film for me and thats what make the movie funny 🤣