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Komentáře • 251

  • @kaijugaming1739
    @kaijugaming1739 Před 4 měsíci +452

    "She won't take no for an answer" HR has some questions now....

  • @keeanstevenson7581
    @keeanstevenson7581 Před 4 měsíci +618

    She won't take nooooo for an answer 🗣️🗣️

    • @troopsome6254
      @troopsome6254 Před 4 měsíci +48

      SHE WON'T NOOOO FOR AN ANSWER🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Yt people are so silly

    • @GravityApproaching
      @GravityApproaching Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@kingkayfabe5358 internet*

    • @dex3625
      @dex3625 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@kingkayfabe5358 white people created your favorite word

    • @l8nghts
      @l8nghts Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@GravityApproaching?

  • @tobywonkinoby8916
    @tobywonkinoby8916 Před 4 měsíci +152

    “Jones barbeque and foot massage”

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Před 4 měsíci +107

    Nothing will ever top the operatic masterpiece of public transit that is *_"CALL J.G. WENTWORTH! 877-CASHNOW!"_*
    That is the _pinnacle_ of jingles.

    • @paul.with.sunglasses9007
      @paul.with.sunglasses9007 Před 4 měsíci +17

      I have a structured settlement and I need cash now

    • @radsav2693
      @radsav2693 Před 4 měsíci

      call J. G. WENTWORTH 🙌🎶🗣🗣 877 CASH NOW 🔊🔊​@@paul.with.sunglasses9007

    • @von_Farr
      @von_Farr Před 3 měsíci

      Cook’s Pest Control also deserves a shoutout.
      “Lookie lookie lookie, here comes cookie, Cook’s Pest Control.”

  • @skybytebytes
    @skybytebytes Před 4 měsíci +164

    My favorite commercial ever will always be Optimus prime, throwing the M&M truck for no reason

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Před 4 měsíci +15

      Now I have to go look for this.
      Edit: The fact that there's no context for him just yeeting the trailer is hilarious.

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi Před 4 měsíci +1

      Mine is that commercial where Hank Hill puts a propane tank on Silver Surfer’s surfboard

    • @mromutt
      @mromutt Před 4 měsíci +6

      Just watched it lol why did he throw it? XD was he delivering it?

    • @skybytebytes
      @skybytebytes Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@mromutt I’ve found a weird common thread with movie optimus prime in commercials usually threatening someone so I think it’s that

    • @mromutt
      @mromutt Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@skybytebytes oh, so road rage :D

  • @calcu1ate151
    @calcu1ate151 Před 4 měsíci +92

    "That's the kind of track Anthony Fantano gives a 10" LMFAO

    • @jaydonbeatz3
      @jaydonbeatz3 Před 4 měsíci +3

      "The exquisite sound, and boldness of adventuring into this new genre. Sonically so captivating."

  • @Bongtheripperr
    @Bongtheripperr Před 4 měsíci +74

    I fucking hate cars for kids. My coworker leaves the radio on and it plays all the time!! For decades!!

    • @jjayala5512
      @jjayala5512 Před 4 měsíci +1

      1877!

    • @UndeadJester049
      @UndeadJester049 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I see it all the time on cable tv

    • @oneofthoseyoutubeusers
      @oneofthoseyoutubeusers Před 4 měsíci +5

      this comment gives me the same vibes as the
      “I can’t believe I have to go into work, on a Saturday! All the way to work!”
      and then he drives across the street to work

    • @ak74udieby
      @ak74udieby Před 4 měsíci +1

      Fr how has charlie never heard it

    • @rystat
      @rystat Před 4 měsíci

      That’s cars with a K

  • @happilygrimnate1628
    @happilygrimnate1628 Před 4 měsíci +47

    I broke a yo yo ball before. It does not come back if you throw it like a ball.

  • @___Bruh__
    @___Bruh__ Před 3 měsíci +5

    8:30 Charlie could use this brace for when he busts out his wacky dance moves

  • @erikfinkel2717
    @erikfinkel2717 Před 4 měsíci +117

    I am completely baffled that MoistCr1tikal has never heard the insufferable 1-800-Kars-4-Kids commercial jingle before!

    • @sirlionheart4614
      @sirlionheart4614 Před 4 měsíci +5

      I've never. That shit was the pure embodiment of cringe.

    • @rampage_360bobamusicandoth4
      @rampage_360bobamusicandoth4 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Same bro i hear that every day on the radio LMAOOO

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 Před 4 měsíci +5

      I think it must be limited to a certain region (I suspect New England / the northeast) because I've never heard of it myself

    • @erikfinkel2717
      @erikfinkel2717 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@nevadanate4957 I'm Bay Area Californian whole life

    • @hannahlieber4291
      @hannahlieber4291 Před 4 měsíci

      @@nevadanate4957def an east coast thing, i hear it all the time on sports radio and im right outside philly

  • @CRyPi505
    @CRyPi505 Před 4 měsíci +14

    Saying kars4kids has a bad jingle is wild, I’ve remembered that shit for 10 years without hearing it

  • @barrettdowell3985
    @barrettdowell3985 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Bro, "Reeeeeed, Robin"
    Jingles go further than the brands even do, I've never eaten red Robin once but I know about them

  • @starfire6764
    @starfire6764 Před 4 měsíci +6

    “It literally got OJ out of murder!”💀

  • @caterina2290
    @caterina2290 Před 4 měsíci +20

    0:30 Better call Saul ahh commercial

  • @headhunterhades3816
    @headhunterhades3816 Před 4 měsíci +68

    I still remember when you used to dub over these kind of commercials lol

    • @dallasg3464
      @dallasg3464 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Those were so goofy 😂

    • @Keychaine
      @Keychaine Před 4 měsíci +2

      First Charlie vid I ever saw was for the Grill Glove!

  • @stowebrunso407
    @stowebrunso407 Před 4 měsíci +76

    Not charlie getting baffled by the concept of cars for kids like every single person with the sane brain

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Who gives a shit?

    • @MichaelStacksthe1
      @MichaelStacksthe1 Před 4 měsíci

      @@kingkayfabe5358you do goofy mf you commented little white woman🤣🤣🤣

    • @MichaelStacksthe1
      @MichaelStacksthe1 Před 4 měsíci

      @@kingkayfabe5358and don’t respond to me you a little boy to me

    • @mattsnyder6755
      @mattsnyder6755 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@kingkayfabe5358 people with a sane and Normal brain care. Now people with no brain cells? They don't care about anything

    • @MultiSotomayor
      @MultiSotomayor Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@kingkayfabe5358 Feels bad getting caught huh?

  • @jaycetyler6477
    @jaycetyler6477 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Charlie casually telling people to try lean out of context is great

  • @myrmidonmamori
    @myrmidonmamori Před 4 měsíci +6

    "I'm approaching 30."
    Oh my god. Charlie's younger than me?!

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend Před 3 měsíci +4

    There is a local restaurant in my area and the commercial is always the owner telling a joke. It’s called Mary Mahoney’s and the owner has the best dad jokes.
    One was “so this guy left the bar drunk and gets pulled over” “the cops said what’s that cup of wine doing in your cup holder?” “The guy says oh no he did it to me again he turned the water into wine”.
    That’s the whole commercial lmao

  • @River3DP
    @River3DP Před 4 měsíci +44

    head-on, apply directly to the forehead. head-on, apply directly to the forehead. head-on, apply directly to the forehead.

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Před 4 měsíci +7

      That used to annoy me so much, then all of a sudden it was hilarious to me.

    • @nevadanate4957
      @nevadanate4957 Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@mage1439 I can't even tell if I find it funny or not, but that is staying in my brain til I die

    • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
      @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@mage1439 I'm pretty sure they also bought two ad spaces for it.

    • @supahcomix
      @supahcomix Před 12 dny

      I heard the commercial is like that because they legally couldn't say anything else about the product at the time

  • @GuiltyCruz
    @GuiltyCruz Před 4 měsíci +24

    The fact that nobody said the squaty potty is a crime.

  • @ashenchin
    @ashenchin Před 4 měsíci +6

    The jingle for the first ad felt like a Madtv skit

  • @teddybear5757
    @teddybear5757 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Jone’s bbq foot massage still has to be one of the top greats

  • @ohnosono3127
    @ohnosono3127 Před 4 měsíci +11

    Got some thicc nostalgia of playin WoW on my Gmas pc hearing the JG Wentworth jingle in the background every 30 mins or so

  • @riotman3579
    @riotman3579 Před 4 měsíci +10

    "I want my money and i want it now." This ad kept popping up for me

  • @kylewild2845
    @kylewild2845 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Charlie is a legend for knowing the yo-yo ball commercial by heart. 🐐

  • @SCORE_00
    @SCORE_00 Před 4 měsíci +8

    15:01 unfortunately that’s where I grew up. And no that was an honest to god commercial… mall is closing now but I’m sure there’s no correlation

    • @stuffz1757
      @stuffz1757 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's Saint Joseph right? I lived there for like four years, the mall was clearly on a decline back then.

  • @QQWoLPHie
    @QQWoLPHie Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bro, that commercial at the end with the grandma. Youd be walkin down the hall in school and you hear... "Its mah knees!"

  • @BenSolo4
    @BenSolo4 Před 4 měsíci +16

    Anyone from Canada knows that the SleepCountry Canada ads had possibly one of the most effective jingles of all time

    • @kelbale
      @kelbale Před 4 měsíci

      You mean ineffective right? We hate it and them.

    • @sarahr9894
      @sarahr9894 Před 9 dny

      Why buy a mattress anywhere else???

  • @marilynsilcott1254
    @marilynsilcott1254 Před 4 měsíci +6

    i want to say there's an extended version of Jan Dill's somewhere, it always played on the radio back in 2008.

  • @Astralysis
    @Astralysis Před 4 měsíci +2

    You completely skipped the absolute banger that is the education connection jingle

  • @weenusdeletus8068
    @weenusdeletus8068 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Brother hasn't heard of The Texas Hammer and it shows

  • @ethanhart129
    @ethanhart129 Před 4 měsíci +2

    The 9999999 jingle goes so fucking hard

  • @vvhiteofficial2811
    @vvhiteofficial2811 Před 3 měsíci

    Can we talk about at 2:57 when Charlie is wearing the same shirt in the thumbnail in between videos 😂😂😂

  • @MALP96
    @MALP96 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Does anyone remember that anti drug commercial where some bees played basketball against some drug bugs?

    • @mage1439
      @mage1439 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Dammit, stop this. Every time I see a comment here, that's another commercial I need to look up.
      Edit: now that I've seen it, that song kind of kicks ass.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 Před 4 měsíci

      @@mage1439what’s it called
      Edit: Homebeez vs Drugbugz. It’s so goofy.

  • @GorillaMon541
    @GorillaMon541 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Jackson going Hollywood is wild

  • @derwerwolf93
    @derwerwolf93 Před 3 měsíci

    "Midwest Hemorrhoid Treatment Center. Don't suffer in silence."

  • @chokletyumyum2599
    @chokletyumyum2599 Před 4 měsíci +1

    8:36 the nostalgia this ad gave me 😔

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I hate that Cars for Kids ad! THE ADS PLAY ALL THE TIME!

  • @lewisgilbertson7506
    @lewisgilbertson7506 Před 4 měsíci +1

    7:31 i swear the blonde girl in the background on the drums was one of the kids from finebros in like 2013

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Před 3 měsíci

    ''Selling is Service , Service is selling' is still one of my all time favourite commercials.

  • @dudebroproductions7151
    @dudebroproductions7151 Před 2 měsíci

    Holy shit, when he did the yoyo ball jingle, that sent me WAY back

  • @skipker
    @skipker Před 3 měsíci

    Problems with "donate your cars" is the legal paperwork to transfer the car, and if not done correctly, you will on the hook for any DMV fees

  • @bulldawgs1177
    @bulldawgs1177 Před 4 měsíci +2

    She won't take no for an answer reminds me of the, letta have it furniture guy

  • @BreezzyGod
    @BreezzyGod Před 4 měsíci +1

    13:50 sounds like Stanley parable game narrator

  • @jordanbuckman1589
    @jordanbuckman1589 Před 3 měsíci

    Church Plumbing and Heating

  • @danidayvido
    @danidayvido Před 4 měsíci +2

    Early bird kids of the 2000s, anyone remember the breakfast time song on Nickelodeon?!

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster Před 4 měsíci

    Lest we forget *BOOTS & PANTS &BOOTS&PANTS &BOOTS & PANTS* was a huge song in the 2000's everyone was using it

  • @darbstre2900
    @darbstre2900 Před měsícem

    Charlie saying a cs esport team is “too expensive” when it is probably the most sustainable esport currently

  • @SomeoneSomewhere42069
    @SomeoneSomewhere42069 Před 4 měsíci

    10:26 Maybe I'm biased because I like his voice, but this one's kind of a heater to me 😂

  • @Cr1TiKal_Archive
    @Cr1TiKal_Archive Před 4 měsíci +4

    How dare he call the mall commercial a skit

  • @irishboy0909
    @irishboy0909 Před 4 měsíci +3

    10:27 - The jingle doesn't match the phone number. The phone number is 7 nines but the jingle only says to dial 6 nines.

    • @urgae9125
      @urgae9125 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I counted it, it’s 7. He just says the first two of the second set as Ni-Nine instead of Nine-Nine

  • @Jacobcherryhorror66
    @Jacobcherryhorror66 Před 3 měsíci

    10:30 Lmaoo that was a fever dream

  • @MagikRasputina
    @MagikRasputina Před 4 měsíci +3

    I miss the old free credit report ads. I never used the service, but damn if I don’t remember almost every version of the jingle.

  • @nikkidarkangelpnope8400
    @nikkidarkangelpnope8400 Před 3 měsíci

    In Canada there was this ad for marine land with the worst jingle that played for years and years, that crap is burned into my memory like that terrible "drugs drugs drugs which are good which are bad" PSA for kids😂

  • @jasminenicole606
    @jasminenicole606 Před 2 měsíci

    No mention of education connection is wild

  • @SomeoneSomewhere42069
    @SomeoneSomewhere42069 Před 4 měsíci

    4:32 I was gonna have a conniption if he didn't mentiom this bro! The GOAT of jingles!

  • @ReaganHautautamaki1984
    @ReaganHautautamaki1984 Před 3 měsíci

    kars for kid, junkers for joy, and cash for clunkers are ran by the government to get old vehicles off the road and to crush them. it started in the 2000s and is why all the 70s-90s cars, especially the full sized "land yachts" are gone. its really sad. you never know about it until you buy one and cant find parts anywhere.

  • @lukush4207
    @lukush4207 Před 4 měsíci

    How is "won't take no" cuter then the 666 song

  • @thedeadkid5515
    @thedeadkid5515 Před 4 měsíci

    Kars4Kids is somehow more evil than the real Kars.

  • @Schneiderleslie
    @Schneiderleslie Před 3 měsíci

    How come everyone didn’t state the fact that OJ was still able to WEAR the gloves and it didn’t matter if they didn’t fit. Makes me feel like a genius

  • @ALexthemid
    @ALexthemid Před 4 měsíci +1

    Just wait till he learns of the Farmer, Cline and Cambell jingle

  • @RayTheomo
    @RayTheomo Před 4 měsíci +2

    15:25 Like just for the Fantano slander. Worst critic in all of music

  • @Tyius420
    @Tyius420 Před 4 měsíci +4

    my favorite will be Jones bqq and foot massage

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před 4 měsíci +2

    No commercial jingle can ever match the one from The IT Crowd and that one was fake.

  • @Cerenedy
    @Cerenedy Před 4 měsíci +7

    I heard it as "she won't tinkle for an answer"

    • @Tyius420
      @Tyius420 Před 4 měsíci

      you heard wrong also makes no sense

  • @karastair6487
    @karastair6487 Před 4 měsíci

    No lie, my son used to love the Jan Dills song when he was a baby. He used to stop and dance every time it came on lol

  • @headyyeti8653
    @headyyeti8653 Před 4 měsíci

    The education connection jingle is on spotify forba reason. Also side note my old high-school music teacher wrote the empire carpets jingle.

  • @mardo305
    @mardo305 Před 4 měsíci

    my fav was Lube Mobile "13 30 32" ad (Original version, 1997)

  • @jamesg1425
    @jamesg1425 Před 3 měsíci

    Best commercials for me are the Top Dog Law ones. Those radio commercials are ridiculous 😆

  • @blackychan311
    @blackychan311 Před 4 měsíci

    I'm sad nobody recommended "At the Red House!". Truly a classic that solved racism

  • @mafianation4386
    @mafianation4386 Před 4 měsíci +4

    What happend to joes bbq and foot massage 😅

  • @ckmezzocat
    @ckmezzocat Před 4 měsíci

    You HAVE to see the old commercials for Mr Bucket and really listen to the lyrics!

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Před 4 měsíci

    That Jan Dils commercial gave me whiplash. If she's good at her job, shouldn't she be able to afford longer than a 7 second commercial?

  • @BasedGodClutch
    @BasedGodClutch Před 3 měsíci

    Eastern Motors jingle goes so hard

  • @notGlennbino
    @notGlennbino Před 4 měsíci +2

    no one gave him the classic ?? JG Wentworth commercial??

  • @cameronshaffer1592
    @cameronshaffer1592 Před 4 měsíci +4

    The first jingle to start stepping us in the wrong direction was the general 💂🏽‍♂️🪖😭

  • @ElaineLoyd
    @ElaineLoyd Před 4 měsíci

    A phone number is not a jingle 😂

  • @TheBlackSpartan103
    @TheBlackSpartan103 Před 4 měsíci +1

    My god i remember that grandma commercial

  • @beanz239
    @beanz239 Před 4 měsíci

    Diesel Driving Academy was one of the greats!

  • @JD-iu6rv
    @JD-iu6rv Před 4 měsíci

    One local commercial that I found insanely catchy was the Insurance Depot one from the early 2000s. It didn’t need to be that catchy but Thank God it was

  • @Highimdadtwo
    @Highimdadtwo Před 4 měsíci +2

    Ah, yes, just in time

  • @coffepotforlife
    @coffepotforlife Před 3 měsíci

    Any quick tips for his Yo Yo Ball Jingle summoning an arch demon into my home?

  • @eddiejaimess
    @eddiejaimess Před 4 měsíci

    I’m surprised no one brought up the Trunk Monkey

  • @din0grrl
    @din0grrl Před 4 měsíci

    me as a 18 year old who still actively listens to the radio

  • @AntitoxinZero
    @AntitoxinZero Před 4 měsíci +1

    10:07 Why does George look like Willem Dafoe?

  • @Juicedupcaterpillar
    @Juicedupcaterpillar Před 4 měsíci +1

    Nobody recommending dealtastic me was a crime

  • @HilltreesHarmony
    @HilltreesHarmony Před 4 měsíci

    I'm genuinely surprised he didn't know Kars 4 kids

  • @JasonWrightArt
    @JasonWrightArt Před 4 měsíci

    Yep, that jingle is in my head forever now

  • @FalconRS
    @FalconRS Před 4 měsíci

    Nah, the ghoul lawyer had a good tune.

  • @thomasriddle8877
    @thomasriddle8877 Před 3 měsíci

    i think we all just have adblock now lol, how often do we even hear modern jingles anymore?

  • @SpectraStarShooter
    @SpectraStarShooter Před 3 měsíci

    Dal-worth Clean jingle lives with me and it goes hard

  • @hordyaba
    @hordyaba Před 4 měsíci

    michael cera cerave commercial is my new favorite. Only lotion I use now because of it

  • @Jyndaru
    @Jyndaru Před 3 měsíci

    Y'all should check out the Paint Kings commercials. Their jingle is a winner. 👑

  • @achecase
    @achecase Před 4 měsíci +1

    Charlie died- Asten don't do jingle

  • @Meshugas
    @Meshugas Před 4 měsíci

    Go Compare ads from the UK like 15 years ago were annoyingly memorable too. Compare the Meerkat ads too.

  • @procraftinatorz4116
    @procraftinatorz4116 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Omg my suggestion is in the thunbnail

  • @jdub1833
    @jdub1833 Před 4 měsíci

    Mann yall forgot about JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE🎶

  • @DylanSharp-en1fr
    @DylanSharp-en1fr Před 4 měsíci +1

    ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!!

  • @thatplayathough8101
    @thatplayathough8101 Před 4 měsíci

    *deep country singer sam elliot type voice*
    "Legend of the Chevy Farm, Westgate Chevrolet"