Alternative Casablanca

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  • @elprofesor6673
    @elprofesor6673 Před 7 lety +341

    I want to see this alternate ending of It's a wonderful life

    • @Shatamx
      @Shatamx Před 7 lety +51

      It's similar to the Mel Gibson re edited version of Mr smith goes to Washington.

    • @jstarwars360
      @jstarwars360 Před 4 lety +20

      Watch SNLs alternate ending

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Před 2 lety

      I hope it starts with him killing Uncle Billy first.

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret Před rokem +3

      @@jstarwars360 That’s one of the best things ever. I always put it on right after I finish watching the movie. It’s the only way to make things end in a truly cathartic manner.

    • @generalians
      @generalians Před rokem +1

      Its just the church scene from Kingsman

  • @tomchapman6104
    @tomchapman6104 Před 5 lety +197

    "This ending is worse than Godfather III." "Hey lets not say things we can't take back."

  • @crescentfreshbret
    @crescentfreshbret Před rokem +55

    This is like that episode of The Critic where they started putting new, happier endings on classic movies, and we saw a new ending to Pride of the Yankees where Lou Gehrig suddenly regains his health and becomes stronger and healthier than ever before, and all kinds of other cheesy, happy stuff happens.

  • @AndDiracisHisProphet
    @AndDiracisHisProphet Před 3 lety +65

    the piano worke remarkably well for just having a grenade explode inside of it

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel Před 3 lety +18

      They made them sturdier back then

    • @SpanishFly120
      @SpanishFly120 Před 3 lety +8

      And for having a corpse in there too, lol.

    • @naromngin
      @naromngin Před 2 lety +6

      Those were called tuning grenades back in the day. Made many pianists obsolete.. on the count they were blown to pieces

    • @adcon00
      @adcon00 Před rokem +2

      @@naromngin Goddamn it, that's a Simpsons season 4 quality joke.

  • @medicenceni2609
    @medicenceni2609 Před rokem +17

    -You know what to do, Sam
    - *Plays Heart and Soul*
    LOL

  • @korn454
    @korn454 Před 6 lety +114

    LOOK OUT RICK, HES PACKING HEAT!

    • @davisthegamelord
      @davisthegamelord Před 4 lety +14

      Good work sam. Come on ill buy you a falafel.

    • @Pat4ever.
      @Pat4ever. Před 4 měsíci +1

      *_Not zo fast, Schmartenheimer!_*

    • @mrhotdog468
      @mrhotdog468 Před měsícem +1

      Hope you don't mind my dropping in

  • @giovannifilippini8578
    @giovannifilippini8578 Před 6 lety +94

    'Cause back then, we the studio executives were dopes in suits, not like today.

    • @inukaiser
      @inukaiser Před 4 lety

      really?

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 Před 4 lety +4

      the exact opposite of how old studio execs really talk

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 4 lety +5

      Today, they're more like politically-correct baboons in suits.
      My apologies to the baboons.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark Před rokem

      Now they’re greedy enablers in suits.
      (They’re many other things, but that’s the first thing I could think of.)

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat Před rokem +1

      It's almost as if there's a direct relationship between how much influence Executives have and how terrible movies are?

  • @MsCreepyChan
    @MsCreepyChan Před 7 lety +140

    I want to see that alternate ending to It's A Wonderful Life...

    • @egb50000
      @egb50000 Před 3 lety +5

      Now, that I've actually watched that movie. I do too. LOL

    • @WillHendersonTX
      @WillHendersonTX Před 2 lety +19

      it would just be George Bailey screaming "i want to live.....to kill everyone" and he opens fire on everyone screaming "Merry Christmas".

    • @tpbfangirl
      @tpbfangirl Před 2 lety

      The killing spree version

    • @tpbfangirl
      @tpbfangirl Před 2 lety +4

      @@WillHendersonTX and tbh nobody would blame him he literally sacrificed his life, his honeymoon, a well paid job and God knows how many missed holidays and life experienced for the people of that town lol

    • @crescentfreshbret
      @crescentfreshbret Před rokem +5

      They basically did that on Saturday Night Live back in 1986. While everyone is celebrating, Uncle Billy rushes in and declares that he remembers that he left the money in the newspaper he gave Potter. So everyone goes over to Potter’s office and beats the everloving shit out of him. It’s great. Definitely look it up.

  • @ChristophBartlett
    @ChristophBartlett Před 6 lety +159

    Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?

    • @valinsummers2565
      @valinsummers2565 Před 6 lety +48

      Christoph Bartlett Come on, You’ve been warned!

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 Před 5 lety +11

      Noooo that was "gone with the wind" (the senior cut)

    • @JIMBO8472
      @JIMBO8472 Před 4 lety +7

      They cut out the best word!

    • @aldotorres1983
      @aldotorres1983 Před 4 lety +7

      Frankly my dear - *I LOVE YOU! LET'S REMARRY.*

  • @Guyverman01
    @Guyverman01 Před 8 lety +187

    The original HISHE.

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 Před 3 lety +7

      HISHE probably took this as an inspiration for their channel. lol

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark Před 2 měsíci

      Let’s bury those videos, too.

  • @egranadomail
    @egranadomail Před 2 lety +28

    I wanna see the killing spree ending to "It's a Wonderful Life" 🤣

  • @briancoffey8070
    @briancoffey8070 Před 2 lety +12

    That piano is something else, it took a grenade to the innards and worked fine.

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 Před 8 lety +37

    Here comes two...

  • @molinalong3468
    @molinalong3468 Před 7 lety +21

    Rip Humphrey bogart 1899- 1957

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Given all the crap James Stewart’s character spent in It’s a Wonderful Life, I could see him just murdering everybody

  • @stefantomasi4036
    @stefantomasi4036 Před 2 lety +19

    One of the most underrated parodies of this classic flick since Carrotblanca, the Looney Tunes short

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 Před 5 lety +20

    “Look out Rick he’s packing heat!!!!”

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan Před 4 lety +24

    This is probably Old Jewish Man longest scene.

  • @cripplehawk
    @cripplehawk Před rokem +5

    Believe it or not. This was pretty accurate "behind the scenes" of Casablanca. Making That film was a mess.
    They did not even know who Ilsa was going to be with in the end until the last minute.

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas Před rokem +3

    Here comes 2!

  • @willhk4809
    @willhk4809 Před 4 lety +8

    Back then we studio execs were just dopes in suits, not like today

  • @sircolt8184
    @sircolt8184 Před 11 měsíci +3

    So Sam plays that piano despite the fact a grenade just went off inside it. What are we to believe? That this is some sort of magical piano? I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • @burtviile
      @burtviile Před 7 měsíci

      I see what you did there

  • @lordalessan
    @lordalessan Před 8 lety +100

    Admit it, you wanted the real movie to end with Ilsa returning to Rick.

    • @ROL4NDpkmnguide
      @ROL4NDpkmnguide Před 7 lety +53

      thatoneguy I never... It is fine like this. Like in life not every love story ends with an happy ending and you have to let go, for your sake and the sake of everyone involved.
      If we had gotten the happy ending we would have regretted it. Maybe not today, not tomorrow, but one day and for the rest of our lives.

    • @noelmaldonado5117
      @noelmaldonado5117 Před 6 lety +6

      thatoneguy to be honest I kinda did

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 Před 5 lety +8

      i prefer the MGTOW ending of Casablanca just as it is.

    • @nicklockk
      @nicklockk Před 4 lety +1

      @KRAFTWERK2K6 WHAT

    • @randywhite3947
      @randywhite3947 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KRAFTWERK2K6 what is MGTOW?

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 Před 4 lety +13

    I'm still patiently waiting for the sequel

    • @denisesudell2538
      @denisesudell2538 Před 3 lety +1

      But have you seen the prequel-the TV show? No lie. Look for the opening credits on here. It stars David Soul as Rick.

    • @mariasmith9460
      @mariasmith9460 Před 3 lety

      You're NEVER going to find another Ingrid Bergman or Humphrey Bogart! They're Ilsa and Rick. No one could even replace them. NEVER EVER. Ingrid Bergman was sooooo breathtaking.

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 Před 2 lety +1

      @@mariasmith9460 Now that dead movie stars can be digitally resurrected, who knows? Someone was supposedly planning to "cast" the late James Dean in a new film, but maybe it's just a publicity stunt.

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz Před 2 lety

      Barb Wire was more or less a remake of that movie.

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Před 9 měsíci +2

    Old simpsons is side spitting hilarious

  • @tpbfangirl
    @tpbfangirl Před 2 lety +1

    The way the piano guy says look out Rick he's packing heat 😂😂

  • @ben2741
    @ben2741 Před 6 měsíci +1

    When Disney gets their hands on WB

  • @deep_cuts2019
    @deep_cuts2019 Před rokem +7

    Sam just casually playing a piano that contains exploded Hitler

  • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
    @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer Před 5 lety +6

    Here comes 2

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark Před rokem +2

    “Didn’t this movie used to have a war in it?”

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 Před 7 měsíci

    SNL did an alternate ending to It's a Wonderful Life.

  • @saulponce946
    @saulponce946 Před 2 lety +1

    I love this ending.

  • @phillipbrown9057
    @phillipbrown9057 Před 9 měsíci

    The part with It’s a wonderful life killing spree ending is probably where they got the idea for the horror movie It’s a wonderful knife.

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV Před rokem +2

    i never saw casa blanca as a kid. only saw it as an adult in a film study class in college. within like 5 minutes of the movie i started laughing hysterically bc i now understood all the references the simpsons gag was making.
    same thing with citizen cane and family guy gag. it did ruin the movie for me so i had to sit there for 2 long boring hours

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Před 7 měsíci

      I knew the ending to "Citizen Kane" because the Ghostbusters cartoon had an episode where they chased the ghost of CF Kane, who kept saying Rosebud over and over until his found his...you know.
      As for "Casablanca", I saw Kermit and Miss Piggy doing the airport scene, heard Launchpad McQuack give the "Here's looking at you" speech, etc., etc., etc.

  • @cdeluna2
    @cdeluna2 Před 7 lety +5

    117 likes to 0 dislikes, nuff said

  • @mpa1931
    @mpa1931 Před 2 lety +1

    Well shoot I really need to see that killing spree ending.

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful Před 6 měsíci

    Michael Bay's Casablanca.

  • @ambiakhamaly9950
    @ambiakhamaly9950 Před 3 lety +1

    If only!!!!!!!

  • @santiagoestebantavernelli958

    come on sam ill buy you a falafel

  • @gonzalotorchia4784
    @gonzalotorchia4784 Před 6 lety +18

    The simpsons predicted HISHE

  • @thomriley1036
    @thomriley1036 Před rokem

    Imagine Star Wars for Seniors, or E.T.

  • @Lord_Thistlewick_Flanders

    Where did ya get that ya shrunken hagrid?
    I'm just a little girl

  • @stebbenwolfe
    @stebbenwolfe Před 6 lety +9

    When he said “sweet old gent” do you think he meant gentleman, or gentile?

  • @hansjakobaagaardolesen8926

    Efterfølgende Sequel.

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas Před 3 lety

    Now I KNOW a "Cannonball Run 3" exists! It just has to be true!

    • @davehaddy3189
      @davehaddy3189 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It does. But after Burt Reynolds turned down the film they retitled it Speed Zone and released it in 1989.
      Jamie Farr as The Sheik is the only character to appear in all 3 films.

  • @tealeafandco
    @tealeafandco Před rokem +2

    Hitlers voice is funny 😂

    • @thomriley1036
      @thomriley1036 Před rokem +1

      And they did a good impression of it here too, schmartenheimer.

  • @DDRhappiness17
    @DDRhappiness17 Před 4 měsíci

    I never saw Casablanca.
    Can someone fill me in on how if this ending was the actual ending?

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 Před 2 lety +2

    So he just carries old spools around a retirement home?

  • @blondy2106
    @blondy2106 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow

  • @dancingderwish1067
    @dancingderwish1067 Před 2 lety +1

    what is the name of the melody in 0:36?

    • @chessmaster704
      @chessmaster704 Před 2 lety

      Heart and Soul. You can find a version by Larry Clinton and his orchestra with a vocal by Bea Wain on CZcams. Hope this helps

  • @Gornslittlehelper
    @Gornslittlehelper Před 3 lety +3

    Someone's know the song name in 0:36?

    • @MrJmanrey
      @MrJmanrey Před 3 lety +1

      Heart and soul? Maybe?

    • @denisesudell2538
      @denisesudell2538 Před 3 lety

      @@MrJmanrey That’s what it is.

    • @crowtservo
      @crowtservo Před 2 lety

      I don’t get why he was playing Heart and Soul instead of As Time Goes By.

  • @Gammera2000
    @Gammera2000 Před rokem

    Supprised he can play that piano filled with Hitler vicera

  • @anthonydurnford3077
    @anthonydurnford3077 Před 11 měsíci

    Why does this just feel so wrong.

  • @DJLEONARDMARTI
    @DJLEONARDMARTI Před 7 lety +2

    como se llama la cancion?

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 Před 3 lety +4

    Wait.. there were Nazis in "Casablanca"? :O

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 Před rokem

    Here comes 2!