Gotta love how the cop was going to say "Watch it! I'm not wearing deodorant!" on 5:37, only to be punched in the back as he said "I'm not". Perfect timing on that one! XD EDIT: Bonus points for having another cop say "I don't know what I'm doing!" while a taxi car runs over him at 5:59!
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fortyfives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Cops when you drag some dangrrous weaponry and/or a jetpack: Oh, its nothing interesting. Just something cool. Cops when you hit them/their car/pedestrian: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
Nice video Axorb. The police and the AI in this game is something very laughable 😂😂 By the way, what happened with the video "Gta SA Busted, but it's reversed"?
9:24 Cop: I need to handle this myself Me: No, you can't handle this yourself, because you don't know that in order to reach him, you either have to go all the way to these stairs at 9:17 or just jump off the wall.
Cops: accidently hit someone's car
Also cops: *so you have chosen death*
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Fras you from Malaysia right same country here hai🖐️
@@clarisa.a7174 wow terbaik ah👍🏻
Let me Introduce myself :D Malaysian too
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2:20 Screw this! CHAARG.... *BOOM*
He Was About Say "Chaaaalee"
Man I almost pissed my pants when I heard that XD
*OOUUGGHHH!*
Man that makes me laugh 🤣
Best moment ever
Cj: **Carries An RPG**
Cop:nah it's just an school project
Cj: **Touches Police Car**
Cop: *NANI?!*
Polar lmaoooo
Joke of the moon
@@katakansayaganteng8455 kontol
U MEAN OMAE WA MU SHINDEIRU
@@arneshpal7702 yess
1:41 When Lag hits you.
Even better
When you have *"420.69"* ping
Cop: life is complicated.
what this cop talking
5:49
Cop: "Remember I'm callin' backup!"
Grannies: "Who cares? Waste him!"
Kerem Tuna 😂😂
4:01 "Be careful"
*proceed to jump to nowhere*
5:59 :idk what I'm doing
Taxi: *literally wasted him*
Tempenny: Try not to kill any more police officers, please?
CJ: I had to..
Drug money
6:36 "LETS GO LETS GO"
8:16 um...you ok there, Officer?
He's shaking his head frantically to answer your question 😂
Hello again
He's Ike no im no im not okay , infact im far from it
Still doing better then LAPD when Player gets a Saleen S7 and ‘Agro’ gets installed.
“Watch your step”
**Cop hits someone's car**
Cop: So anyway i started blasting.
bruhscript LMFAOOO
Well the police force was corrupt in the game too
lmao
I hate that meme
lul
7:07 I don't know who's more gangsta, Cops randomly shooting or Paparazzi CJ standing on cars👏
2:20 screw this Ccchhaaarr **car explodes**
*12:02** "Goodbye cruel world"*
LOL , Gta Vice City suicide cheat
6:20 when you wear the wrong uniform at school
Reltable lmao
Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahwheh best comment ever I seeenn
5:42 The Granny Armies
Tiny Checker
He got rekt-ed so bad by them 😄😁😆😂🤣
5:43 When you say "Ok boomer"
Pedestrian : touches cop's car slightly
Cops: this is avengers level threat!!!!
*threat
@@alexios1961 hmmm
Now this is an avengers level threat*
Ok he corrected it
5:59 i dont know what im doing
exactly 😀
lmao
Furkan Ozcelik *2 Seconds Later* 6:01 *And Dies*
Gets hit by a taxi like Joker
God I fuckin hate those taxi drivers but this is funny
@@elitemaxtheman2217 What Makes u Hate Them?? (Just Questioning)
2:19 CHARGEEEEEE ! CJ took minigun
12:10 thats real beauty
I enjoyed the original San Andreas Police Retardment video.
Thanks for making version 2 of it!
Nobody:
CJ: *breath*
Pedestrians: AAAAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA *inaudible panic, massive chaotic riot*
2:54
When you use a wall hack to attack enemies😂
katakan saya ganteng kamu lagi.....
1:46 life is complicated.
2:20
“Screw this! Chaaaar-“
*Police car explodes*
4:49 Cop: Remember im calling backup
Later
Me: you didn't call for backup
5:08 a cop is shooting and another cop is freaking out 😂😂😂🙏
Ultra cops in one word
the hand gesture kills me XD
TERMINATOR they are swearing in italian -vinny vinesauce
@@dawidbartkiewicz3776 send link i wanna see that in real life XD
The Cop: Bumps into you
Also the cop: You're gonna die now
1:51 LMAO
Cop: *Hits an innocent person’s car*
Cop: ”Cowabunga it is!” *Draws gun*
Gotta love how the cop was going to say "Watch it! I'm not wearing deodorant!" on 5:37, only to be punched in the back as he said "I'm not". Perfect timing on that one! XD
EDIT: Bonus points for having another cop say "I don't know what I'm doing!" while a taxi car runs over him at 5:59!
He said "i know what in doing", not "i'm not wearing deodorant"
@@somefries3101 Do you are have Los Santos pedestrians brain?
@@dr.walterbennett nope
Watch it, I'm not warning the authority
Cop:says that 4:00
Also cop:falls 5 seconds later
5:50 Granma power
Cop in GTA SA: "I am the law".
12:20 really, they took it to an chaos. It's all because of 2 cops.
0:00 such a nostalgia i played Smash Hit for hours
Oh yeah
3:05 cops are so dumb 😂😂🙏
I love GTA for these things 😂❤
2:20 - Los Santos Policeman: "Screw this! CHAR-" 😲
1:21 Living in the US when the police haven't completed their monthly Quota
Tenpenny's rookies are doing a very bad job.
1:44 why the 2nd cop died? that was so random lol.
He was hit and it took a second to process that he was dead
He couldn't believe he is dead
Heart attack
Toast_the _Communist
Or stroke
I also heard bone breaking or cracking
5:58first day of college
"life is complicated..."
I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fortyfives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
People: *Armed by weapons, or tries to pick a fight with the cops*
Cops:
People: *Hits police car*
Cops: L i s t e n h e r e y o u l i t t l e s h-
Its times like this that remind you this game was made in Scotland.
Cops: *Hits someone's car*
Also cops: Omae wa mo shindeiru.
The police chiefs when they hear about half of the population of Los Santos being killed: *YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!*
**When someones punching you**
Cops:
**When you punch someone**
Cops:WTF?
*Cops scrape against someone’s car*
Cops: *Calling for backup we have a situation*
Those hand rolls will never stop being funny
**walks past cop with minigun**
**cop dosent even look at cj**
5:59 Cop: "I don't know what I'm doing"
Well said! LMAO 🤣
Cops when you drag some dangrrous weaponry and/or a jetpack:
Oh, its nothing interesting. Just something cool.
Cops when you hit them/their car/pedestrian:
*OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
NANEH?
@@florintinau9979
*WASTED*
@@danshan8503 *BUSTED* *
Florin Tinau
*_*TOASTED*_*
@@videogamefan6083 fucked
Wow SA's cops dunno what does mercy means ;-;
Also CJ always gets arrested but the cops kill those innocent citizens ;-;
You pointing the camera every where is like i'm watching the show "Cops"😂
8:35 "this is sad" lol
Smash hit 😂👍
The police man sounds like filthy frank lmao
4:07 laugh 😂
Cop:*hits someone’s car*
Also cop: iT wAs’NsT mE!
7:40 "puta! stop the car" ~ car is stationary
Nice video Axorb. The police and the AI in this game is something very laughable 😂😂
By the way, what happened with the video "Gta SA Busted, but it's reversed"?
1:41 it's oddly satisfying to hear the Dessert Eagle bullet hits the cops
6:19 “this is the police, move!”😂😂
2:20 Best Cop Moment.
the title makes me laugh so bad lmao
4:00 "Careful"
That's what he said before he accidentally fell from the highest building in San Andreas.
2:20 _”CHAAR-“_ BOOM.
8:22 - 8:27 The perfect representation.
“Screw this, CHARRR-“ KABOOM
Love the smash hit music nice choice ;D
Yay CJ's intro's back!
5:38 Who will win?
One police boi?
Or some angry boomers?
When You Forget Something and You say its not important Then You Realize that is so important 1:05
*I Love Your Videos Axorb Keep it UP*
9:11 aaAaAhH
You should've made this into reno 911 or cops -styled documentary or something 💥
Huh, do I hear music from Smash Hit at the beginning?
It’s like watching the show COPS but in GTA SA
LSPD is good at tactic, but bad at action.
Smash hit checkpoint 5 intro music thanks for appreciating it
GTA SA vs GTA V police...
Just a *NoRmAl* day at *SaN aNdReAs*
9:24 Cop: I need to handle this myself
Me: No, you can't handle this yourself, because you don't know that in order to reach him, you either have to go all the way to these stairs at 9:17 or just jump off the wall.
5:31 That's gangs of old ladies! Monty Python was real!
HILARIOUS XD
omg the smash hit music, love u
We need the third to close the trilogy...
Cops in GTA SA, more like "the real bad guy in GTA SA"
He has returned!
Yes. That makes all the human sence
So knocking off street lights is legal
Is it me or the intro is a smash hit song
11:51 nikitoz:oh s*it run
"I am the law!"
You don't see this chaos in gta v san Andreas Ai's are more fun
2:20 Screw this, CHAAAAARGE!