PATANISHO : BENARD - MKE WANGU ALINIAMBIA MIMI NI MPANGO WA KANDO
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This is painful. I happen to be a KDF guy too .Last year I faced this too . May the lord give us wives that will stay and stay sober with our marriages.Guys mniombeee.
Am still hoping for a wife
Hi
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Iv listened to this patanisho ×7......conclusion:....simu ilikwa juu ya kitanda na reggae was going on.
Exactly
Caro ni malaya sana n she is not even free talking coz kuna mwanaume ako na yeye at that moment
True, ananyanduliwa tayari🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine ako juu ya doshi on air 🤮
Ukweli kabisa
Wanajeshi ni moto ya kuotea mbali 🔥🔥🔥
I hate men in uniform, majivuno ya Bure 2,fake promises
Gidi true to the fact Caroline was even with another man Maurice from Pennsylvania U S A. Keep it up.
Team kujiamini mpo likes zikam
PATANISHO OF THE YEAR..alafu Giddy anatupima bangi eti anaskia ni kma Carol analia, kidogo anasema eti ni kma ako na mtu,,😂😂😂unganisha sentensi🙈🙈🙈🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
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Iyo Coro n corona ako bed uyo Na ako Na mtu tayari
Uyu caro ana cheza Na asikari Na tena ako Somalia huyo caro achunge Sana uyo brother hataki mchezo
😆😆😆😆😆analia
😂😂😂😂
Huyo dem hata anawast time Benard bure,,haji I wish ningepata mtu serious kama Benard ningeshukuru God, anway Benard kama haita work call me a ready to give you more love
Ata mimi nipee😜😜
Nipee mm
Hi Bernard njoo kwangu nipo Dubai lkn kwetu Tanzania karibu kubadilisha hali ya hewa
Gidi una force Caro kusema, Caro asipochunga atakula risasi
Why are people so desperate of love.Clearly the lady do not love this guy.Mungu ampe mke mwema
Well said!
My brother Bernard, kubali yaisge.don't waste ua money and time with someone who does not deserve you..i feel u bro.u r risking ua life na uku unachezwa. heri ujipange mapema. If she really loves u, angekwambia bt jua ako na ndume apo kando that why?? Run for ua life b4 stress ikumalize bro..pole sana.apo hakuna bibi..
Carol alikuwa anatwa twa hapo kando..hiyo kuhema ilikuwa ile yakumwaga...but kama humpendi si uachane na huyu jamaa atapata mwingine
Caro alikuwa ana pingwa miti nyinyi
@@Io-xz8bi lol🤭🤭
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Caro caro Caro Caro Caro she's a player aki ako na mtu mwingine
Caro ako na mtu hata time yakwanza aliposhika simu walikua wanakulana 😭😭😭😭😭
Caro was with someone when she received the first call and you can hear the activities she was doing.
I feel for the guy, a follow up on this one muhimu. Psychological management to the officer is key
i guess I'm kind of off topic but do anyone know of a good site to watch new movies online ?
@Jerry Maxim Flixportal :P
@Randall Sonny thanks, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D Appreciate it !
@Jerry Maxim happy to help :D
gidi can qualify as DCI.very inteligent
Am number 3 today wow🥰🥰🥰🥰
Leo niko na gift yako kwa kufika mapema
@@jamesgathaiya6450 thanks dear ebu nipee aki niko hapa
Relatable
Huyu Caroline ako na mzee, si eti alimwambia jokes akuna jokes apo, ata alikua na mtu Kwa bed 🛌 Aki eee wanawake 💃💃
Aki nimeskia aaassshhh😂😂😂😂
@@faithalivizaluyayi5470 but atakuja kulia bdy mwenyewe
True
@@beckybeto3781 ata mm n mwanamke but no🤦🤦🤦
@@rispernyakaz1037 Kube si mimi nmeshikia tu akigongwa chuma ya doshi
Wisdom...
Mr ,gidy ebu eka iyo patanisho kwa headphone utaskia uyo mwanadada akona mutu kwenye kitanda, ata nimemskia vizuri uyo brother yangu atafute mke mwingine
That is a mpango wakando for sure.
Benard run for your life,huyu mwanamke hakupendi...you can't be risking your life huko amisom ukitumia mtu doo kumbe inakuliwa na ndume mwezako...she doesn't deserve you
Kweli dear
Uyu mwanajeshi iyo bunduki aitumie uyu ako na jokes if she can’t say I love u apo sahau
That caro has another man beside her that's why she is not comfortable talking to Benard what a shame 😫
Kabisa,kujia kamnyweso
The guy should accept the truth he is mpango, the way that woman was making funny noise🤔the way hangesema I love you on air, 🤔
This Caro was with another man during patanisho, the moment someone struggles to say I love you forget
Benard si ukuje kwangu 🤗
Caro anamchezea woooi
Caro ananyanduliwa hayuko available, ni kahanyaji hatari sana😔😔😔
Hehe kuna kautam hapo..aki Caro anatobwa ..🤣🤣🤣
That true hiyo sauti ya kulia hapo alikuwa akila vitu zake
Kabisaaa 😃😃
😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣
Aki carol waah 😂😂😂 morning glory, the way she sounds. Soo happy 😃
Number 4
CAROLINE AKO TWATWA BED IS MAKING NOISE BENARD RUN AWAY 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Caroline was with someone during this patanisho,she even whispered to them SMH ,leave bernard alone and stop messing up with his emotions! Bernard you deserve better
Nakubaliana na gidie ya kwamba Bernard anachezwa...ka inawezekana Bernard achana na huyo jimama tafuta another option.
Eeee huyo Caro alikua anatombwa asubuhi..uliskia akisikia poa na kuhema..
Ukweli usemwe
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Chei mimi niliskia ngoja kidogo niongee😳😳
Bana😂😂😂😂
Yes Caro not serious at all... Mkusika hapo mwazo alikuwa anatoka mbio na kuongea na sauti ndogo.. Juu she was with someone
😂😂😂😂😂.....kuna kaukweli flani hapo
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Gidi na ghost nikulia mnapenda.msijifanye hamkusikia Mara ya kwanza vile alikuwa anatoa sauti.
Bt carol n jambazi..ata alikuwa anafanya ile kitu kwanza alikuwa ako almost kumwaga💯
Bernard just a little advice no need of loving someone who can't love you back,i believe you are young couple and and they always say better a broken relationship than a broken marriage ,why am i calling it relationship, you said you had settled together for one year, that's not marriage, from the way the lady is talking she is not ready to settle, she is not serious .no need of pushing your self to her instead of going back together the tyme you get kids , things will get worse and you start going for child support no need .jitoe mapema look for someone who is mature, marriage is not an easy thing nor a bed of roses it takes two to work patient, caring about one another, living one another supporting one another in thick and thin and also putting God first . Bernard i can tell the lady doesn't love you pray to God to give you someone better
Bernard Man up!!!
Gidi and Ghost I hope you will be able to listen to this in youtube coz it seems you missed a lot of things when the Patanisho was live. You will be able to differentiate between crying and ...... Bernard I hope you will get time to listen to this keenly ata hautatamani kurudia huyu dem....maoni yangu tu
Caro, stupid. Mimi simpendi the fact am a lady.
@@milkasilali9347 anapta vitu kutoka kwa mwanaume mwingine
Hata mm siwezi Ben pole Caro wacha jokes hii ndio sababu mwanaume anafika kwa point anakuua
Caro anaenjoy miti!
Huyo caroo ako na maneno.....anachapwa mjulus haki! Benaa tafuta mtu loyal hii ni shida unatafuta!
No 2 leo team kujiamini mko wapi
love is not blind
Caro Yuko na mtu mwengine hapo ndio maana anaogopa kuwaambia anampenda an it's very bad indeed🙏🇰🇪@Kenya.
Very true
Mimi naogopa sana, Caro, Shiko, Kevo, Brayo, Jothe, Dan, Shiro, etc
Kkkkkkk
Caro tuko na mpango wa kando
Present
Caro alikua pekejeng🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
First one today team Turkey
Caro ako Na mchezo she's not ready for you Bernard move ahead with your life you will find someone else
Benard you better run 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️for yr life Caro ako kwa morning glory ya Twa Twa Twa 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Huyu Caroh ako na jokes utalipuliwa wewe cheza na askari 🙌🙌watu wameuliwa 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Afe, that is not good
@@milkasilali9347 sikuelewi
@@nyangauonsotijunior4632 maybe was a typing erra. But that lady ako na mchezo sio ndoa
No wonder wanawake wanauliwa. All she wanted was money she must have been in marriage. Mlimpigia simu akiwa anapigwa kuni
Number 1😎
Mpango hehehe
@@floridayasere8951 😂😂😂😂
@@stellahmiles2369 kuliendaje na unganishow
@@floridayasere8951 ndio hii hapa tegea
Mmm hiikari gid
Eti analia🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣huyo alikuwa anatiwa 😂😂😂😂Twa Twa Twa morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Aiiiiiii matani gani Giddy na Ghost mumetofautisha sauti ya kwanza na sai🤔
minute 6.49 hiyo kuhema Gidi achana nahuyo Caro.....anackia utamu hapo hadi nmeboeka na huyu Caro.....anaboo sana
Carol amekuliwa ile mbaya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ghost ati analia, Gidi ama ako na mtu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aki woiye, Caro alikua anapigwa chuma ya doshi morning glory hapo😀😀😀,,,,,,,Ben step aside you are being played it was not lie when she told you you are his "mpango wa kando".
Caro she was morning glory twa twa but be careful with Ben u will regret later do say I did not warn u my sister
Ni kweli Benard ni mpango wa kando tu kwa huyu Caro tafuta mke kwingine hapo uliachwa kitambo sana, moyo hunena yaukazao mathew 6,44-46
Tena anaongelelea chooni,the echo how can that be explained
Ghai vava hii ni hatari,kuambia mtu wewe ni mpango wa kando....I will not take it rightly...Caro naye kuna vile..I can hear some whispers...hawa mabro wetu they're out there risking their lives..and the best of them is to have family to lean on(wife n kids)..ladies sometimes let's be fair and treat other son's women like u wish UA own son to be treated....I pity benard..may God see him through and give him the love of his life...
CAROLINE AKO TWATWA BED IS MAKING NOISE BENARD RUN AWAY 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
@@pagampo6717 mbaya sana......
Caro is not sincere to Benard aky.Such a seriouse guy does not suit such a joker.haezi toa maneno ya mapenzi kwa Benard in public anataka nyuma ya tent,huyu amejaza wanaume hataki wasikie
nko na 3days old but najua karo alikua ana liwa
Giddy, share number ya bernard, sisi kama mashabik tutam console!
Nipewe io number 😂😂😂
Caro atakula risasi acha acheze na serikali atajua hajui
red flags.....
1.mwambie anapendwa
2.the laughter
3.alishaambiwa ni mpango wa kando
4.kuna mwanaume anaongea in the background.
5.amelala saa tatu?
Aki gidi ATI analia????? Kwani nyinyi hamjui sauti y morning glory 😂😂😂😂 msitupime hapa🤣🤣🤣 kitu iko ndani
Hahahahaha nimecheka
D go ahead o
Radio ktv
Uwee huyu hakupendi 💔
Huyu Carol alikuwa anapewa morning glory na mwanaume mwingine,anachezea kijana wa wenyewe..
That lady is taking the guy for a ride.....hampendi kabisa and with that she should be so cautious,kama hamtaki heri amwambie kwa sababu akipatikana na huyo mzee akicheat itakua trouble
Dead my dear, officers are tough and the way Ben is mad.
Caro iko na mutu
Aky anatombwa,,,inauma sana
It's true Aki. Am a lady I now that voice huwa tonatoa
Huyu chali si akuje nimpeda😭😭😭😭
Nimekuja
Caro 🙆🙆 wooooiiii. Sijuwi nini mbaya. Woooiiii. Unatiwa mti wa subuhi batanishow gidi utakutana namengi 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Aki karibu tuskie aisaleda wooooiiì kenya sihami!😉😘🖤🤍❤🤍💚💋💋💋💋
That lady is just a joker..... there was a voice of someone Kwa background...alikuwa na mwanaume Tu hapo ..that's y she couldn't even tell Bernard she loves him.....its true Bernard was a mpango wa kando
yeah kuna sauti ya kuundwa
caro alikuwa na mtu kwa bed ndo maana hakuweza kumwambia nakupenda.
Caro ana mtu kwa nyumba
😢😢😢GIDI ulitoroka unganishow a whole week no see 😪😪😩😩
Caros are that way
Caro hampendi Benard infact alikua pekejeng na hamna mapenzi hapo
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Huyo caro ako kwa wamlambez Bernard tafufa mwingine.Gidi fuatilia saidia
Caro ana enjoy twa twa 🤣😁😁
Umesikia iyo sauti ya caro
Sweet Mum wake kabisaa 😬🤣imagine she’s shameless 😃na venye boy child amemkufia 🙆♂️
Carol hayuko serious anachezea huyo jamaa kabisa
Waa...haikuwa jokes..carol ako na mtu
Huyo dem apigwe tu risasi
Ngai 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edward akuna haja wacha asunguke namaisha sahizi life nigumu
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For what na wasichana wako warembo kumliko. Bernard ajitoe kwahio mtego, women we are physic ameona Bernard ako inlove anataka kumtumia na ako na bunduki Uta fiatuliwa ujikute moshari.,Wanajeshi huawanajua life ni sho(r)t sasa chungana.
Carol type,,,, acha tu, first time ndio Carol akate phone alikuwa ananongonezea mtu kitu hapo halafu wakati ameongea akawa hataki kusema ukweli,,,,
Benard tafuta mke hapo, I can't promise you any future,,,, I'm Peter muasya.
So true Caro is a joker
Caro ako na mtu hakii lkn Bernard anampenda
SHE IS WITH A MAN
Alikua anapigwa tarimbo live....
That lady dosent love that man akipigiwa simu alikuwa anapigwa kitu 😅😅😅😅
Wallahi tena 😂😂😂
Moving in a single file
uyu,anaguzwaaa hapo
Nawavyata too hapo sasa Cora love your husband Kuna watu wanatamani huyu mume wako eeeeh🤣🤣🤣
Bernard hapa huna bibi jipange sawa sawa
Hiii Maneno ya kushafisha bunduki 😂😂😂😂😂😂Thats how alisahau Carol,Ben keep moving....
Gidi achana na caro, Caro ako busy anareceive white yoghurt ya asubuhi
Mnapatanisha nny ??vile waschana wako wengi mwanaume anakosa dem !!hyo ako na kasoro