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@@spacemanbill9501 hon it’s not your body, that baby could kill or harm the mother coming out and if she dosnt want the child then that not your choice to make if she dosnt want to birth it
They are kind of terrifying looking when they’re that small. They don’t start to fatten up until like 32 weeks, so they look like bony little aliens on the early ultrasounds.
They kinda are. They nist in the body of a woman, suck nutrients and make the life for said woman harder. After 9 months they erupt from the host causing pain to them but the funny thing is that they manipulate the chemistry of the host in a way that they, normally, love the parasite. That leads to months of breast feeding (again parasitic behaviour) while the host has to get rid everything that leaves the parasite. After the breast feeding stage, the parasite morphs into a "money consuming" state and that's where the real fun begins.
That totally killed the joke for me tbh. Up until that point I thought it was quite funny, but that line just destroyed the whole joke. They already had the perfect punchline with the "it will be illegal to remove in a couple months"… Like haha, it has your eyes, get it, you look like a parasite…😜😜😜
Yamil that was one of the worst attempts at a comeback I’ve ever seen. Pathetic. You didn’t even spell communist correctly. Do the internet a favor and sell all of your electronics.
A conversation between this man and Sherlock Holmes would hurt my brain Edit: I AM AWARE HOUSE IS BASED OFF HOLMES. FUCKING STOP TELLING ME. NEARLY ALL THE FUCKING REPLIES SAY THE SAME THING.
For anyone wondering why he asked to lift up her arms.. He was looking for a birth control scar from an implant. He presumably guessed she was pregnant from her appearance, confirming it with an ultrasound. He was ambiguous because he likes having an air of mystery to his patient examinations. So, the relationship is that in your arm medical professionals often implant a small plastic tube called a Nexplanon or Implanon containing etonogestrel which blocks pregnancy normally, and failed in her case.
I love how eventually he stopped considering it a parasite and started calling it a baby after a patient was willing to risk her life for her baby. Character development
I liked how he continued calling it a parasite as it was involved in playdates.. i too think feeding babies are just as parasitic as zygotes etc. Edit: My comment isn't because I hate babies. 1 yr olds are literally designed to suck nourishment from you too. My reasoning is that your child acting "parasitic" isn't a justification to intentionally kill them, it's how they're DESIGNED.
@@MAIKERU-KURUKENE but that insanely stupid logic 8/10 animals on this planet would be a parasite because most animals need milk from their mother at birth. Ment to tag the other guy
@@TheJonnyhankins Being intentionally misleading in your diagnosis, even if it's sarcastic like this, is malpractice. You aren't allowed to tell a pregnant woman she has a parasite in a sarcastic tone as a way of telling her she's pregnant.
I have a friend who's dad was a combat medic. Apparently his favorite way to tell women they were pregnant was they had a self regulating tumor thay would terminate in 9 months.
@@kdphotos4691sorry to contradict you. But the military is in fact mixed gendered, and combat medics can also perform examinations on civilians especially if a hospital is not nearby as may be the case given a combat medics job description. That means that a combat medic may very well have to tell a woman that she is pregnant. If the story is true or not? I don’t know. But I can say that the story is possible.
@@kdphotos4691 your saying that a combat medic is incapable of performing examinations on women or civilians? And also incapable of identifying symptoms of pregnancy?
A woman took her 14 year old daughter to a doctor. The daughter wasn't feeling well. The doctor examined the daughter and told the mother her daughter was 4 months preggers. The mother said impossible. Daughter had never been alone with a man. Daughter says she has never even kissed a man. The doctor goes over to an east facing window and stares out. After about 5 minutes the mother asks the doctor if everything is ok. The doctor still looking out the window says the last time this happened there was a star in the east with men on camels and that he wasn't going to miss it this time.
@@lilliankline9411 Not in theory, however, the position where the incision is made is precisely in that area, the inner face of the arm. So although the implant is not observed, the scar from the incision would be seen.
@@donnasheridan6449 But from where he was standing? You have to get up close and personal to see the scar where I cut mine out with a scalpel in my *bedroom,* let alone the scar where the doctors used a needle to insert it.
In all counts of a technicality it does count as a parasite lol. A parasite is something that feeds and lives off your nutrients in order to survive and without you they die. That is exactly what a fetus is
I could watch this clip for hours. I love love love Dr. House. I had a couple of those "parasites" myself. "It has your eyes" from looking at the ultrasound 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂!
Girl cheated on her bf and got pregnant... Girl: "tell him i got pregnant from a toilet seat, you can get pregnant from a toilet seat right?" House: "yes, there would have to be a man in between you and the toilet seat but yes, you can get pregnant from a toilet seat" 🤣 i love house
That was a different girl I’m pretty sure. The toilet seat pregnancy girl said her and her fiancé were virgins and house told her that her fiancé definitely was but she wasn’t
If her body/mind does not recognize the fact that she is pregnant, then she will she do everything like normal until baby comes out our she finds out and then depending on when she finds out, she leave in the morning with a flat belly and come back at night or few hours later with a belly "little bit" on the bigger side. And it called "pregnancy denial" if my translation is correct. And it can happen to anyone "women" because when it happens unless you your doctor you will just wake up at night giving birth or it happening at anny places. Look it up
@@madi4642 not true, that's only women who will actively deny being pregnant, not women who show no signs and legit don't know they're pregnant. There's an entire show on people who didn't know they were pregnant, you can reach 9 months and gain no weight or have any symptoms and one day just give birth, not denial if you literally didn't know
If such a doctor Existed that called babies in the womb parasites He would have been fired and have his licence Revoked Don't try this at home or anywhere
To be fair, if my doctor told me I had a parasite I would be so confused that I wouldn't be able to think straight for a minute or two, I don't blame her for not catching on for a bit
Lol!!... but just the word used to specify that specific phase of the fetus when it actually physically resembles a leech... otherwise children are also called a gift in the Quran...
@@rainblaze. what's the word in English for murdering babies after birth? Oh yeah... "post-birth abortion". And what's the term for bombing other sovereign nations, then giving loans to them to supposedly recover, while converting them into financial slaves, demanding that they impose new laws on their public and threatening sanctions/higher interest rates/poverty/mass starvation if they don't comply? Ah yes... "nation building" and "financial aid".
@@AishaSAzimit's consistently a parasite. using hormones/proteins to block the mother's immune system, and then force nutrient to it. (exactly what parasites do) we were ALL parasites during gestation. And that's ok.
A soon as he said parasite and told her to lift her arms and she looked perfectly fine.. I realized exactly what he meant and started laughing!!😂 then came the “illegal to remove” part, I was dead!☠️
@@demonheart13 I believe he’s looking for a scar from a form of birth control that was implanted in the upper arm. The implant didn’t always work, and seeing the faint mark let him know that she was likely sexually active.
@@CannibalPriest so if I walked up to a kid with autism and just cut his head off (much kinder we can agree than pulling his limbs off or stewing him alive in acid?) Would it be okay?
When my mother was pregnant my sister, the nurse said it was a tumor growing in her belly, and she will need a surgery to take it off, but at the same day she went to another clinic, then the Doctor said it wasn't a tumor. That nurse almost killed my sister bruh
@@TheJeanean Can we not get into this? Please, it's not needed. We don't care about your opinion, just like people don't care about mine. Keep it to yourself.
"Illegal?", "Play dates?" - She isn't brightest but she got the spirit.(Because I'm assuming that she fought to keep the baby in this episode[Never really watched House])
She seems to be an athlete because of the marathon talk, or she's obsessed with her weight. So she probably weighs herself frequently to make sure she maintains her weight, and she noticed she's gradually gaining more regardless of her extra work to stop it. That would scare me too if I was in that situation. But yeah she probably wouldn't have noticed so quickly otherwise.
😂😂😂 My niece was conceived when my brother-in-law and sister-in-law went on a second honeymoon to Africa. They always joked that she got a parasite on that trip. The parasite started kindergarten this year. She's adorable and quite precocious.
I'm confused. Your brother in law and sister in law? Am I missing something? Which one are you related to? One of them has to be either your brother or sister. In order to make their child your niece.
@@crisbeginn713 The only logic I can think of is that her brother and sister both died, and her brother-in-law and sister-in-law married each other after their loss.
@@WonderWoman1984-uy5yn "skill issue" is a phrase bandied about by the chronically online gamers. It's sarcastic, meaning that there isn't actually anything resembling skill in the issue, and usually there isn't anything one could do about the issue Sincerely, a chronically online gamer
Lol my obgyn called it a parasite and I bursted out laughing. I was concerned because I wasn't extra hungry, but he said it's a parasite and will fed first, eat as you normally would. Happy healthy baby boy 😊
It IS a parasite. It feels off the host. That is the literal deffinition of a parasite. Also ages you 5 years in 1, due to the nutrition imbalance, fluctuating weight and hormone changes. Thats why women who have back to back babies always look so bad for their age. This isnt a thoery or opinion, either. Studies have been done. A 23 year old woman who had 3 babies back to back has the skin of a 35+ year old woman.
@@alexiawhitecloud1238 being pregnant when your not ready to be is horrible news especially since a lot of doctors try and keep you from doing things just because your pregnant
@@michaelmckinnon3476 Thank you. I was about to be looking thru the comments for an explanation for 20 minutes because every single comment said the same 'haha he called it a parasite and i didnt know he meant a baby'. I have never heard about this sweat thing either...That is interesting and I'd also like to know why pregnant women dont sweat there
@@lovingmymcmahon3382 That is what my gyn warned me about: Do not think you are done just because you bleed less or not at all - take precautions. Not only because of STIs ... She had a patient (did not name her and it's a big town and a big praxis, so patient is not identifiable) - who was 60. - And ... very pregnant ...
I seriously thought it was a parasite until he said "arrange playdates with other parasites." Lol When my sister told me she was pregnant with her first kid, I said, "In 9 months an alien is gonna burst out of your chest." She didn't think it was as funny as I did. Edit: thank you all so much for the likes. It warms my heart to know I'm not alone and someone shares my sense of humor.
It took you that long? I knew when she asked "can we do anything about it?" And then he said "only for about a month then it becomes illegal to remove it, except in a couple of states."
I knew immediately. I have called them parasites, but for the most part I go with “fresh humans”. Call me cruel, but I hate all of them until they are around 16 and I can actually speak to them.
he was looking in which part she gains weight, its difficult to see through this kind of clothes (thats why he said she should raise her arms) but that was the indicator for him to guess and then "diagnost" this little parasite, normal weight gain look different than the one from being pregnant, also everyone knows, he loves to mess with people XD
Lucky her! That baby looks at least 10 weeks old and has no pregnancy symptoms 😭 I'm over here 9 weeks pregnant and immediately knew after not being able to keep down a damn donut
I had no symptoms besides constantly having to pee, and eating a lot. But I was doing that anyways before I got pregnant so I never knew I was pregnant. Went to the doctors office and come to find out I was 10wks5days with my son💜 (he’s almost 15 months old now)
Why are all these house clips popping up all of a sudden. It’s taking me the f back. Such a good show. Worth watching it start to finish to see the character arcs too.
Do t know if it's the same for you but I know why they pop up on my phone......for me it's cuz my phone is connected to my tv and when I look up something on my TV, my phone knows it...it knows what interests me ... Maybe you clicked on something that's tells your phone you are interested in House. Everything I look at on CZcams on my TV shows up on my phone as well.
@@greeneyedredhead61 nah bro your thinking too much. Haven’t searched for house once in literally like five years. They started coming up on my feed like a week ago and have been nonstop since.
It actually makes sense too. The old “forms of relationships” that we learned in school. Aka mutualism (benefits both parties), commensalism (benefits one party, does not affect the other), and parasitism (benefits one party and hurts the other). kids, while the mom is pregnant, are literally a parasite. They hurt the mom by stealing nutrients and give literally nothing back!
Aside from House's awesome self as a whole, I feel that we don't talk enough about the fact that this person absolutely doesn't need to lose weight, and she's way too obsessed with that for going to a doctor for that.
I'm looking forward to being pregnant within a year. It's still a parasite, and I'll refer to it as such until I'm holding it and it becomes a legal person 🤷🏻♀️
@@blackeyedsusan727 a parasite is an illness you try to kill and get rid of by all measures. If you're trying to kill and actively rid yourself of your baby or fetus or whatever you'd like to call your child for 9 months, you might not be ready to grow a human in your body. Because it will hurt you, it will make you sick, it won't be pretty. So if you think it's a parasite inside of you and not something you're actually caring for and nurturing inside of you, just like you nurture when it's on the outside, maybe a surrogate or adoption is the way to go.
@@blackeyedsusan727 it's still a legal person that's why its manslaughter if a guy punches a pregnant woman and it terminates the pregnancy that's why abortion is a weird topic legally cuz it's a legal person in ever single case of the law until 1 very specific person says it's not
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As soon as he said “it will be illegal to remove in a few weeks” that shit sent me I’m dying rn
no same 😂 i was like "🤦🏽 its a baby"
Thought it was a tree at first.. I’m slow 😭😭
Lol
Baby murder is wrong don’t let them fool you
@@spacemanbill9501 hon it’s not your body, that baby could kill or harm the mother coming out and if she dosnt want the child then that not your choice to make if she dosnt want to birth it
*I'm so glad they didn't edit out "it has your eyes"* that was the best part 😭
What is the show called
Is it a good show
@@Techmoblad Yes. Very good
@@primrosenyashandoora2143 are you trolling
@@furkanbozdag8198 No
“he has your eyes”
the baby just before he turned the screen:🌚
"It"***
They are kind of terrifying looking when they’re that small. They don’t start to fatten up until like 32 weeks, so they look like bony little aliens on the early ultrasounds.
@@sayhello5377 oh that’s why they look like that lmao
😭😂😂
@@sayhello5377 Oh, ha
I never thought about why they look so weird in those early stages.
Houses bedside manner is legendary.
What bedside manner 😂
@@normairizarrynir/wooosh
@@TechStuff885the wooosh is on you. They weren’t obviously joking back.
@@TechStuff885this is very ironic
@@TechStuff885Bodoh. Orang tanya baik-baik kau bergurau.
i was like "why is it illegal to remove parasi- ooohhh" lmao 😂
Me too 😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Exactly why would it be illegal to remove a life sucking force from your body
@@carissachristy9364 because it's human
😂
Only House can call babies parasites and mean it.
They kinda are. They nist in the body of a woman, suck nutrients and make the life for said woman harder. After 9 months they erupt from the host causing pain to them but the funny thing is that they manipulate the chemistry of the host in a way that they, normally, love the parasite. That leads to months of breast feeding (again parasitic behaviour) while the host has to get rid everything that leaves the parasite. After the breast feeding stage, the parasite morphs into a "money consuming" state and that's where the real fun begins.
@@ProfWollhoven they also heal the mother with stemcells so not completely parasitic.
@@kerodelkigh only for their own survival
But that's what they actually are though lol
I mean I've been saying it since highschool lol. About 15 years. "By definition it is technically a parasite" lol
"he has your eyes! What's his name?"
"Tapeworm"
taenia solium
Naming your child Tapeworm should definitely be illegal.
@@crowbar_the_roguethere are worse names
Taenia saginata...
It's sound like a good name, if only people doesn't know what is mean. 💀💀
@@kuroyuri04💀
“It has your eyes”
The Baby - 💀
That's because I'm dead inside
@@confederatetearsaredelicious you’re so edgy and cool 😎
@@collinthegamer510 you're so edgy n cool 😎
@@lemon4087 youre so eggy in school
"Would you like them back?"
Imagine dressing up a tapeworm in tiny clothes and naming it Wrigley
That's so rude lol I only know one Wrigley and she's awesome
Please get someone to draw this. It sounds cute and horrifying at the same time.
@@AtoZAnimationsandStories Who named her that????
The only thing that comes to my mind about Wrigley is the chewing gum company
And then set it up on a playdate with sweet little Wiggliam
"It hAs your eYes. 🙁"
The way he said that 😂😂😂
I’m like number 999
That totally killed the joke for me tbh. Up until that point I thought it was quite funny, but that line just destroyed the whole joke. They already had the perfect punchline with the "it will be illegal to remove in a couple months"…
Like haha, it has your eyes, get it, you look like a parasite…😜😜😜
God I love that
aka blind 🤣
@@solanum6039 kid
whoever makes Doctor House dialogues it's a genius
Thx
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Dr Kelso about to come to your house and give you a Bop with his clipboard
Susan don't know what you mean. Because you disagree, everybody don't have to think like you....Comunist
Yamil that was one of the worst attempts at a comeback I’ve ever seen. Pathetic. You didn’t even spell communist correctly. Do the internet a favor and sell all of your electronics.
A conversation between this man and Sherlock Holmes would hurt my brain
Edit: I AM AWARE HOUSE IS BASED OFF HOLMES. FUCKING STOP TELLING ME. NEARLY ALL THE FUCKING REPLIES SAY THE SAME THING.
He is the Holmes of Medicare
Add The Doctor into the mix as well.
@@sault2746 but he is a house instead of a home.
House with Sherlock (RDJ) and the Doctor (10th)
No but seriously his whole Story is Sherlock Holmes down to Wilson being Watson, Cundy being Lestrad and a literal guy named Jack Moriarty
When he said: “Dress it up in tiny clothes,” I knew what he was talking about and lost it.
It took you til that moment to figure it out??
How the fuck did it take you that long?
@@austinfletcher6248 There’s a lot of dumb people in this world.
It is illegal to remove after a few weeks 😅. Wasn't that a giveaway
Once he said parasite i was like i know where this is going, watch the entire show and youll know instantly
Lmao I was so confused
The fact that she *still* didn't understand after the playdate and clothes comment 💀
Right! They can only make House smart by making everyone else dumb af
i didnt either 😭😭
@@seulb23 I don't think anyone here didn't know that...
Most people expect their doc to be serious and not tell them they have a parasite as a joke.
@@zwnjj they all are acting like it
That’s probably the funniest way to tell a woman that they are pregnant 😂
A friend announced her pregnancy in a similar manner.
@@angelicasmodel gross
She is*
@@JoeJoesBizzareAmbitions wrong m8
"They"?? 🙄
For anyone wondering why he asked to lift up her arms..
He was looking for a birth control scar from an implant. He presumably guessed she was pregnant from her appearance, confirming it with an ultrasound. He was ambiguous because he likes having an air of mystery to his patient examinations.
So, the relationship is that in your arm medical professionals often implant a small plastic tube called a Nexplanon or Implanon containing etonogestrel which blocks pregnancy normally, and failed in her case.
I love how eventually he stopped considering it a parasite and started calling it a baby after a patient was willing to risk her life for her baby. Character development
I liked how he continued calling it a parasite as it was involved in playdates.. i too think feeding babies are just as parasitic as zygotes etc.
Edit: My comment isn't because I hate babies. 1 yr olds are literally designed to suck nourishment from you too. My reasoning is that your child acting "parasitic" isn't a justification to intentionally kill them, it's how they're DESIGNED.
@@tehpurplepills so you yourself were effectively a parasite, correct?
@@tehpurplepills technically yes and no anything that gains nutrients fr feeding of another living being is parasitic but it's a baby it needs to grow
@@MAIKERU-KURUKENE but that insanely stupid logic 8/10 animals on this planet would be a parasite because most animals need milk from their mother at birth. Ment to tag the other guy
@@MAIKERU-KURUKENE Everything has a natal period, even bugs
“Arrange play dates with other parasites” 😂😂 this was the doctors talking to my parents 7 months before my sister appeared
I have ruined ur 555 likes
Lol that's a good one
@@kaylamarroquin9918 I didn’t even know I had one but thx
Come to the conclusion those types of doctors have watched house. 🤣
This was the doctor talking to my mom before I was born
“Arrange play dates with other parasites” 😂 funniest show I’ve seen in a while
😂😂😂😂
Once he was a "parasite" himself.
name?
I'm screamin 🤣😭🤦🏽♀️🤣 I've had four of them parasites and they're my favorite cooties ever 🤗
❤
I had two parasites and I love them dearly
You need to up those numbers, those are rookie numbers 😅
😂 that's a lot
I’ve got 2 parasites but they’re furry, legged, and meow at me when they want food. They’re still precious but also annoying
This is arguably House being wholesome in the most dickish way possible.
And committing malpractice
@@jonathannoble7845 how so?
He didn't harm her
@@TheJonnyhankins Being intentionally misleading in your diagnosis, even if it's sarcastic like this, is malpractice. You aren't allowed to tell a pregnant woman she has a parasite in a sarcastic tone as a way of telling her she's pregnant.
How he is calling her child a parasite
@@amerigovesgucci4042 because it is,lmao
Bruh I was so confused. I was like if she had a parasite wouldn’t it be harder to *gain* weight? 💀💀 now it makes sense-
tha ,is because yoou are slow. this isnot the show for you. just goes over your head. dont worry.there is hope.
@Juan Soriano Grammar seems to go over your head.
@@juansoriano9148 no way you’re saying all this while you can barely type
@@juansoriano9148 Todays a good day for a spelling match.
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@@thegeneral1733 you missed like two thirds
When I realised what he meant I was like wtf😂😂😂
Yeh
😂
when I realized I was like oh that makes sense……….. wait
The medical term is tumor though, isnt it.
Yeah, realized when he pulled out the ultrasound machine 😂 yup, THAT kind of parasite
This is why I loved watching House. He was always coming up with the funniest things to some people who were so clueless.
House was clueless, lil bro. Babies are awesome but maybe she should have stopped at Walgreens instead of a GH
the moment he said "many women learn to embrace this parasite" I died cus I understood the first line right after lmai
Took a bit, eh?
Imagine he swings the screen around and it's just a tapeworm
"It has your eyes" fucking sent me 🤣🤣🤣
“It has your eyes”
The parasite: 🪱
😅
@@duzzitmatter8679 Taenia saginata scolex thats exactly what i was thinking lol
bruh missed the whole point.
👁️🪱👁️
The Parasite: |?|
I have a friend who's dad was a combat medic. Apparently his favorite way to tell women they were pregnant was they had a self regulating tumor thay would terminate in 9 months.
Lmao
Combat medics aren't doctors. I ought to know I was one! Your friend's father was lying and you and your friend were gullible enough to believe him.
@@kdphotos4691sorry to contradict you. But the military is in fact mixed gendered, and combat medics can also perform examinations on civilians especially if a hospital is not nearby as may be the case given a combat medics job description.
That means that a combat medic may very well have to tell a woman that she is pregnant.
If the story is true or not? I don’t know. But I can say that the story is possible.
@@MrCoolguy425 - You're talking to an ex-combat medic. I already stated that. Where did you serve?
@@kdphotos4691 your saying that a combat medic is incapable of performing examinations on women or civilians? And also incapable of identifying symptoms of pregnancy?
I like how there's just ultrasound equipment in random exam rooms.
It was placed their conveniently because House is the main character in the matrix
Where I’m from most family practitioners have them in their offices.
There's ultrasounds in most of the exam rooms I go into in my state.
When you try to be a smartass and get wrecked
Got them where I'm at. They're used for all sorts of stuff. Hernia, stones, tissue scars, and of course pregnancy.
"After that it becomes illegal to remove"
I already understood 💀
Nothing gets past you....
When he said "parasite" you should have gotten it. That's what the pro-abortion crowd likes to call them.
It will be done still just illegally read the history of the procedure how it was invented and unless men can give birth it's not their *choice*
Grrl, yesss
Now it became virtually anywhere 😕
That line🤣🤣😹 many embrace this parasite and dress up
That’s when o realized it was a child he was talking about💀
A baby is a blessing.
@@fayeking5066 it's a parasite first
@@fayeking5066 Expensive blessing
and playdates too with other parasites 😅
A woman took her 14 year old daughter to a doctor. The daughter wasn't feeling well. The doctor examined the daughter and told the mother her daughter was 4 months preggers. The mother said impossible. Daughter had never been alone with a man. Daughter says she has never even kissed a man. The doctor goes over to an east facing window and stares out. After about 5 minutes the mother asks the doctor if everything is ok. The doctor still looking out the window says the last time this happened there was a star in the east with men on camels and that he wasn't going to miss it this time.
I dont understand can u explain it
@@whyyes6429 YES! It's a joke.
@@user-zq4zi3dy3c yeah i domt get it. Why is there a star on the east with men on camels
@@whyyes6429 the first time around 2023 years ago Jesus was born of a virgin. Her name was Mary. This time the Dr doesn't want to miss it.
@@user-zq4zi3dy3c oh hahaha
“Raise your arms”
“You’re pregnant”
Lol
Yea, I don't get that one
He is checking that she doesn't have a contraceptive subdermal implant
@@donnasheridan6449
You can’t see those just by raising your arms, though
@@lilliankline9411 Not in theory, however, the position where the incision is made is precisely in that area, the inner face of the arm. So although the implant is not observed, the scar from the incision would be seen.
@@donnasheridan6449
But from where he was standing? You have to get up close and personal to see the scar where I cut mine out with a scalpel in my *bedroom,* let alone the scar where the doctors used a needle to insert it.
I didn't realize what he was talking about a baby until he said, "It has your eyes. -_-" 😭😭
I didn't until the shot of the ultrasound
Lol I knew the moment he said parasite
Bruh how? 😂
I knew as soon as he said it will be illegal to remove in some states after some months
Oh boi
I thought it's an actual parasite 💀
It’s a fucking baby that shit was funny when I realized it
It is🫢
In all counts of a technicality it does count as a parasite lol. A parasite is something that feeds and lives off your nutrients in order to survive and without you they die. That is exactly what a fetus is
Same🤦🏾♀️
@@Bigman0071 I was too through🤣
I could watch this clip for hours. I love love love Dr. House. I had a couple of those "parasites" myself. "It has your eyes" from looking at the ultrasound 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂!
Dr house is trash, babies are a gift. Though she could have saved on a copay by stopping at Walgreens first 😂
Girl cheated on her bf and got pregnant...
Girl: "tell him i got pregnant from a toilet seat, you can get pregnant from a toilet seat right?"
House: "yes, there would have to be a man in between you and the toilet seat but yes, you can get pregnant from a toilet seat"
🤣 i love house
That was a different girl I’m pretty sure. The toilet seat pregnancy girl said her and her fiancé were virgins and house told her that her fiancé definitely was but she wasn’t
On the toilet lol if the man sitting on toilet n she sits on him or if she's bent over on the toilet n him behind her drilling her.
@@chandlermackey8964 lol😆
@@chandlermackey8964 you are right 😂😂
@@chandlermackey8964 was it the episode where they convinced the boyfriend that the gf was virgin mary?
"Arrange playdates with other parasites" 💀
That one killed me. 🤣
@@McClimber234 lol 😆
🪱 🏀 🧸 🪱
Little alien roaches in overalls having a T party.
He's so intolerate of stupid people so he is sarcastic to entertain himself. I love him.
That actress is wonderful in that small role.
He is always cute
You're all retarded for liking this show.
@@johnham9622 fr😩😩
intolerant not intolerate
Not the best trait to have either, I've lost several jobs for the same behavior.
the baby ain't even born yet its getting roasted 💀
I knew he meant a baby as soon as he said “only for the next month, and then it becomes illegal to remove in several states” 😂
i was so confused until i realized he was grabbing an ultrasound 💀💀💀
No flies on you Liam
@@BunnaBean bro samee
I realized when he said to lift up her shirt
I knew this video was a CZcams Short as soon as I watched it in the Shorts section of CZcams
BROO SHE WAS DOING 10 MILES A DAY WHILE PREGNANT!!! I can’t even get out of bed in the morning
Pregnant not illness, you can do all you want
@@SatboxHD you actually shouldn't lift heavy weights or overstrain yourself while pregnant. Best to consult a doc
If her body/mind does not recognize the fact that she is pregnant, then she will she do everything like normal until baby comes out our she finds out and then depending on when she finds out, she leave in the morning with a flat belly and come back at night or few hours later with a belly "little bit" on the bigger side. And it called "pregnancy denial" if my translation is correct. And it can happen to anyone "women" because when it happens unless you your doctor you will just wake up at night giving birth or it happening at anny places. Look it up
@@madi4642 not true, that's only women who will actively deny being pregnant, not women who show no signs and legit don't know they're pregnant. There's an entire show on people who didn't know they were pregnant, you can reach 9 months and gain no weight or have any symptoms and one day just give birth, not denial if you literally didn't know
@@be_witxhed I know women who did advanced yoga while pregnant short of a few weeks prior to labor. Saying you cant do anything is an excuse.
We’re going to ignore the fact that he just happened to have an ultrasound machine there.
I think they put her in that room specifically, and she’s just plain uneducated about these things 😭😂
Literally almost every doctor's office I've been in has one, it's not abnormal. And I promise you I've never been pregnant.
Hahaha
This was in the general clinic at Princeton Plainboro Teaching Hospital. Supposedly it's fully equipped for med students
what ??? ultrasound in a hospital ? what the hell is this
"Like a tapeworm?"
"No no it is much worse"
💀💀
"Yes, many people want to kill it"
@@chubbybutterflies8971 Most people don't want to kill them lol.
@@Camazotz-kz9wr Which is why he said "many"
@@easton5700 Many implies quite a few people though. People who actually want babies or fetus to die is a small minority.
The fact that she didn’t catch on to what he was saying until she saw the ultrasound has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If such a doctor Existed that called babies in the womb parasites
He would have been fired and have his licence Revoked
Don't try this at home or anywhere
To be fair, if my doctor told me I had a parasite I would be so confused that I wouldn't be able to think straight for a minute or two, I don't blame her for not catching on for a bit
He knew about the ban before us.
always been illegal after a certain point
@@fazeloulud1695 not in places like California.
@@walkerrodgers557 I believe that he’s referring to killing a baby after it has been born
@@cosmic_glove9347 he's referring to how there was no guarantee after the 1st trimester
@@walkerrodgers557 hmm, I guess that’s true
The word for child in Arabic shares the same root as the word for parasite. In a literal sense, it’s quite accurate
Lol!!... but just the word used to specify that specific phase of the fetus when it actually physically resembles a leech... otherwise children are also called a gift in the Quran...
That's why some women have some morning/day sickness for three months, others the whole pregnancy.
Makes sense.
Whats the root for mass beheading's in Arabic.... neck i presume.
Or maybe inhuman?
@@rainblaze. what's the word in English for murdering babies after birth? Oh yeah... "post-birth abortion". And what's the term for bombing other sovereign nations, then giving loans to them to supposedly recover, while converting them into financial slaves, demanding that they impose new laws on their public and threatening sanctions/higher interest rates/poverty/mass starvation if they don't comply? Ah yes... "nation building" and "financial aid".
@@AishaSAzimit's consistently a parasite. using hormones/proteins to block the mother's immune system, and then force nutrient to it. (exactly what parasites do) we were ALL parasites during gestation. And that's ok.
This is one of those very rare moments where House sounds kinda cute
He such a character. He was born to this role, and the writers all deserve an award.
How typical it takes an Englishman to play the best Doctor ever on US TV.
They did get awards
Nah, every time I see this show I feel bad they sucked the life out of such a great comedic actor.
His clues get progressively less subtle and more "...get the joke, lady." after the "illegal to remove" comment.
Her voice is adorable
A soon as he said parasite and told her to lift her arms and she looked perfectly fine.. I realized exactly what he meant and started laughing!!😂 then came the “illegal to remove” part, I was dead!☠️
😂😂😂😂the realization hit me hard😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does lifting her arms show?
What does it mean??
@@demonheart13 I believe he’s looking for a scar from a form of birth control that was implanted in the upper arm. The implant didn’t always work, and seeing the faint mark let him know that she was likely sexually active.
@@travislivingston5478 I don’t think their is a scar? my freind has birth control and they don’t have a scar from it that I’ve seen
Is it bad that i realized it was a kid when he said “you have a parasite”
No
You know it
Yes
I would have preferred demon but parasite would do
no it is normal parasites know other parasites
“It has your eyes”
“Eww wtf give it back”
Remind me of Adam's Family values with their baby. Gomez: "He has My Father's Eyes!"
Morticia: "Gomez, take those out of his mouth."😂
I like how any joke automatically turns into an argument.
"After that it becomes illegal to remove"
Orphanages:
Demons :...
@Bheshaj V S B A parasite is "an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host."
@Bheshaj V S B dude wtf.
@@CannibalPriest so if I walked up to a kid with autism and just cut his head off (much kinder we can agree than pulling his limbs off or stewing him alive in acid?) Would it be okay?
@@bheshajvsb except she didnt discover shes preg, she discovered that she has a parasite inside of her
When my mother was pregnant my sister, the nurse said it was a tumor growing in her belly, and she will need a surgery to take it off, but at the same day she went to another clinic, then the Doctor said it wasn't a tumor. That nurse almost killed my sister bruh
The nurse can’t make any decisions, the doctor would have checked it anyway. No one was going to kill your sister 😂
Well I hope that nurse was fired
😳🤯 Thank God your mom decided to get the second opinion! 🙏
I guess that's why nurses aren't doctors😭😭😭
if this is a real story, that nurse has no business providing such a business, she is not trained in such matters, unless it's an NP
He really did her dirty calling it a parasite that got her tripping I'm dying 🤣😭😭😂😂😂
He technically did all of us dirty 💀
How is it not a parasite ?
@@TheJeanean how are you not a parasite?
@@TheJeanean Can we not get into this? Please, it's not needed. We don't care about your opinion, just like people don't care about mine. Keep it to yourself.
@@TheJeanean Because it's our offspring, not a foreign non-human entity that's causing us actual harm.
A fetus is not a parasite, it is where is supposed to be.
She seemed like a real sweet lady. Naive but adorable
Edit: I forgot about the cheating my bad. That's inexcusable
bro she’s a paid actor she’s not real she is playing a part in a tv show
@@smunty2314 yes bro. Which means I'm trusting you to have the intelligence to realize im talking about the character not the actor
@@smunty2314dumb lil bro thought he said something clever 💀💀
The preferred woman of the western male psyche
Naive because the actor portrayed someone not normalized to abortion 😂
"Clothes parasite." - She isn't brightest but she got the spirit.
That wasn't said
Nobody can use proper grammar and I fucking hate it
@Hogwarts: A History I guess any comment that degrade women will garner likes.
"Illegal?", "Play dates?" - She isn't brightest but she got the spirit.(Because I'm assuming that she fought to keep the baby in this episode[Never really watched House])
She imagined a tapeworm on a play date and you can't convince me otherwise
i did too 😅
You know it!
I like this man, he knows his shit
No he doesn’t lil bro, babies are awesome.
@@demaciasolos cope harder
@@eliousef4235 The only one coping here is you, 12 year old. Truth hurts cry some more
> can't seem to lose any weight
> sits here in a good shape with a good comfortable body
She seems to be an athlete because of the marathon talk, or she's obsessed with her weight. So she probably weighs herself frequently to make sure she maintains her weight, and she noticed she's gradually gaining more regardless of her extra work to stop it. That would scare me too if I was in that situation.
But yeah she probably wouldn't have noticed so quickly otherwise.
Speak for yourself.
@@Mandorle21 wym? that was literally the episode 😂 he was spot on
@@Jerrell7321 fr someone got pressed 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 My niece was conceived when my brother-in-law and sister-in-law went on a second honeymoon to Africa. They always joked that she got a parasite on that trip. The parasite started kindergarten this year. She's adorable and quite precocious.
I'm confused. Your brother in law and sister in law? Am I missing something? Which one are you related to? One of them has to be either your brother or sister. In order to make their child your niece.
@@crisbeginn713 came to ask the same lol
@@crisbeginn713 The only logic I can think of is that her brother and sister both died, and her brother-in-law and sister-in-law married each other after their loss.
One of them is her husbands brother or sister. Making their child her niece.
@@beatmoney4533 🎉😂
“Lie down and lift your sweater…. You can put your arms down”
Yep. That indeed was in the video we just watched.
Haha ya man he did say that!!! I’m so proud of you 😊🎉
@@80PercentScottish at least we know how she got pregos. 😆 🤣
@@80PercentScottish just helping those that didn’t quite understand
@@jgray1831 anything to enhance the enjoyment
Lol love how she's not even showing but somehow the baby looks close to fully developed 😂🤣😂🤣
I didn't show until I was 23 weeks
@@WonderWoman1984-uy5yn skills issue
@@eternalproductions ?????
@@WonderWoman1984-uy5yn "skill issue" is a phrase bandied about by the chronically online gamers. It's sarcastic, meaning that there isn't actually anything resembling skill in the issue, and usually there isn't anything one could do about the issue
Sincerely, a chronically online gamer
I should had got when he said it’s illegal or the play dates 😂😂😂 but I sitting here listening going what is it 😂😂😂
Duhhhhh
@@sonjawilson28 🙄🙄🙄
Lol my obgyn called it a parasite and I bursted out laughing. I was concerned because I wasn't extra hungry, but he said it's a parasite and will fed first, eat as you normally would. Happy healthy baby boy 😊
It IS a parasite. It feels off the host. That is the literal deffinition of a parasite. Also ages you 5 years in 1, due to the nutrition imbalance, fluctuating weight and hormone changes. Thats why women who have back to back babies always look so bad for their age. This isnt a thoery or opinion, either. Studies have been done. A 23 year old woman who had 3 babies back to back has the skin of a 35+ year old woman.
He has astrange way of telling her she's pregnant!! Poor tjing she was sooo worried😅😅😅😅😅
I guess finding out it was a little human wasn't as bad, so he gave her worse news to soften the blow? Lol
@@alexiawhitecloud1238 he was implying that children are parasites
@@alexiawhitecloud1238 being pregnant when your not ready to be is horrible news especially since a lot of doctors try and keep you from doing things just because your pregnant
If she's that dumb then that's how you tell her?? Let her figure it out!!
Ok.... that was genius
Initially I was like “ How the F..k he knows it’s a parasite and just by looking at her arms”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was looking for sweat in the armpits, most pregnant women who are as active as she is don't have sweat in their armpits.
@@michaelmckinnon3476 What? Why??
@@michaelmckinnon3476 Thank you. I was about to be looking thru the comments for an explanation for 20 minutes because every single comment said the same 'haha he called it a parasite and i didnt know he meant a baby'. I have never heard about this sweat thing either...That is interesting and I'd also like to know why pregnant women dont sweat there
Babies live off the sweat of the mother
@@ValCronin the baby drinks the sweat
“Dress it up in tiny clothes-“
The parasite:
😊
🦾🪱🫳
👖
Now that’s a really clever comment.
That is fricking hilarious! Thank you for this gem of a comment ♦️💎♦️
💀😂💀
The dialogue writers were fantastic at their job!
Absolutely disgusting writers
@@davidross5593 Jewish
@@davidross5593did you forget to pay your sense of humour bill that month?
House is so direct yet indirect with his diagnosis 💀
Why did he ask her to lift up her arms?
He often does this stuff to mess with people. But also it’s a good intelligence test or neurological one.
Also I think to see the birth control scar to make sure that’s what it was. I could be wrong
I’m assuming it’s because mothers who are a certain time into their pregnancy are unable to raise their arms fully
To see her waist duh
@@Picachki no, it’s to see her waste dude 😂
😂😂😂😂My mom thought I was the stomach flu.😂A case of stomach flu was never loved so much. ❤
This is too cute!🤭🙌🏼💜
I thought I was just premenopausal in my early 40’s.. but nope, very pregnant!! Our kids are 26, 22, 20 & 6!!
@@lovingmymcmahon3382 That is what my gyn warned me about: Do not think you are done just because you bleed less or not at all - take precautions. Not only because of STIs ... She had a patient (did not name her and it's a big town and a big praxis, so patient is not identifiable) - who was 60. - And ... very pregnant ...
Same with me! Haha here is another much loved stomach flu🎉🥰
I thought my allergies were making me extremely sick with my first. Come to find out I would never love my allergies as much as I ever have.
As soon as he said “Arrange playdates with other parasites” I knew what he was talking bout 😂
Still fairly slow...
Slow very slow
Lift up your sweater...
not when he started doing a sonogram?
Not when he said tiny clothes ...
Hah. I love he was calling the baby a parasite, it got me and my uncle cracking up when i showed it to him
I’m just gonna be honest this is one of the nicest encounters I’ve seen with him and his patients.
I seriously thought it was a parasite until he said "arrange playdates with other parasites." Lol
When my sister told me she was pregnant with her first kid, I said, "In 9 months an alien is gonna burst out of your chest." She didn't think it was as funny as I did.
Edit: thank you all so much for the likes. It warms my heart to know I'm not alone and someone shares my sense of humor.
Hilarious!
It's all fun and games until she names the kid Alien, Ally for short.
It took you that long? I knew when she asked "can we do anything about it?" And then he said "only for about a month then it becomes illegal to remove it, except in a couple of states."
Only if delivery is by c-section!
I knew immediately. I have called them parasites, but for the most part I go with “fresh humans”. Call me cruel, but I hate all of them until they are around 16 and I can actually speak to them.
Wait.. how did he know she was pregnant just cuz she lifted up her arms? 😂
he was looking in which part she gains weight, its difficult to see through this kind of clothes (thats why he said she should raise her arms) but that was the indicator for him to guess and then "diagnost" this little parasite, normal weight gain look different than the one from being pregnant, also everyone knows, he loves to mess with people XD
He's a wizard harry.
Probably to check to see if she has those contraceptives that go in the arm near the armpit.
That's why he's the GOAT!! THE GOAT!!!!!
In Africa our granny can jus look @ur hands or into ur eyes n tell u ur pregnant when ur jus 1 week pregnant for real🤞
A baby is NOT a parasite! A parasite is from a DIFFERENT SPECIES from the host!
but we can state (accurately) that the zygote/fetus has a parasitic (and detrimental) relationship with the host (woman that is pregnant)...
House will alway be house. One of my favourite scenes
Hope they don’t kill the baby
I watch this episode the baby was not killed.
@@kameraright2375 episode no?
@@sudhamathy1592 Season 1 episode 4
i was so confused at first 🤣
for sure the most creative way to tell someone they’re pregnant
The moment he said you have a parasite I knew it was a child
What else it could be?
@@RealengoPrimordialDemon I mean It could be an actual parasite but I've watched House idk how many times
@@jinx9819 babies are parasites. They should be exterminated
He's, I knew too, because House loves to dehumanize people.
Only House would call a baby a parasite
The "It has your eyes" always SENDS me
Lucky her! That baby looks at least 10 weeks old and has no pregnancy symptoms 😭 I'm over here 9 weeks pregnant and immediately knew after not being able to keep down a damn donut
congrats :)
@@JRWIFAN thank you! 😊
Good for you.
I had no symptoms besides constantly having to pee, and eating a lot. But I was doing that anyways before I got pregnant so I never knew I was pregnant. Went to the doctors office and come to find out I was 10wks5days with my son💜 (he’s almost 15 months old now)
@@ulilliareinhart3659 you're so lucky! And congrats on your now teen 💖 I immediately know when I'm pregnant cause of the symptoms lol
I used to watch the show every night he is a fantastic actor who is very funny he actually has a very strong accent in real life
Not THAT strong.
“Dress it up arrange playdates with other parasites” 😂
Bruh if I ever got pregnant and someone told me that I had a parasite I’d legit revolt into myself.
I would laught 😂
The moment a woman is told she can't get an abortion is the moment the thing in her ceases to be a baby and becomes a parasite.
That's *technically* what it is though.
@@LoneSola yeah, that's true. I'm just sorta playing devils advocate here. In many ways a baby is a parasite in other ways they're not.
A baby is a parasite. It feeds off the mother. If you don't bleed that the first thing to come to a woman
Why are all these house clips popping up all of a sudden. It’s taking me the f back. Such a good show. Worth watching it start to finish to see the character arcs too.
I thought it was just me
I literally started rewatching it just because of those shorts lmao
Still a 10/10 show. There hasn't been a moment where I was bored.
Do t know if it's the same for you but I know why they pop up on my phone......for me it's cuz my phone is connected to my tv and when I look up something on my TV, my phone knows it...it knows what interests me ...
Maybe you clicked on something that's tells your phone you are interested in House.
Everything I look at on CZcams on my TV shows up on my phone as well.
@@greeneyedredhead61 nah bro your thinking too much. Haven’t searched for house once in literally like five years. They started coming up on my feed like a week ago and have been nonstop since.
probably if you watch one, you get more. if you're not skipping them they'll probably send more
The fact that he called a baby a parasite had me ROLLING on the floor 🤣
It actually makes sense too. The old “forms of relationships” that we learned in school. Aka mutualism (benefits both parties), commensalism (benefits one party, does not affect the other), and parasitism (benefits one party and hurts the other). kids, while the mom is pregnant, are literally a parasite. They hurt the mom by stealing nutrients and give literally nothing back!
By definition it is.
He's right though, thr baby gains nourishment to the detriment of the mother's health
@@specialopsdave and after birth for like 20-40 years
@@hughmann9568bro no....
Aside from House's awesome self as a whole, I feel that we don't talk enough about the fact that this person absolutely doesn't need to lose weight, and she's way too obsessed with that for going to a doctor for that.
House; a man unafraid to just flat out call a child a parasite to their mother's face.
Well, he did worse things 💀
For a hot minute, I actually thought he was talking about a real parasite. I had to watch it a second time.
hey it’s a separate entity feeding off her body and making her ill in order to survive lol
@@EyeofZai lol
@@EyeofZai it's a baby, was her choice to have sex
@@EyeofZai exactly.
I remember Dr Drew used to refer to pregnancy as the worst STD….
I knew I was ready to have a baby when I no longer agreed with him. 😂
I'm looking forward to being pregnant within a year. It's still a parasite, and I'll refer to it as such until I'm holding it and it becomes a legal person 🤷🏻♀️
@@blackeyedsusan727 Please don't become pregnant
@@blackeyedsusan727 a parasite is an illness you try to kill and get rid of by all measures. If you're trying to kill and actively rid yourself of your baby or fetus or whatever you'd like to call your child for 9 months, you might not be ready to grow a human in your body. Because it will hurt you, it will make you sick, it won't be pretty. So if you think it's a parasite inside of you and not something you're actually caring for and nurturing inside of you, just like you nurture when it's on the outside, maybe a surrogate or adoption is the way to go.
@@blackeyedsusan727 it's still a legal person that's why its manslaughter if a guy punches a pregnant woman and it terminates the pregnancy that's why abortion is a weird topic legally cuz it's a legal person in ever single case of the law until 1 very specific person says it's not
@@kkoff It shouldn't be
House's OPDs were the most entertaining part of the drama.