JOHNNY DEPP WINS

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    Animators:
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    DublyMike: dublymike?s=20
    Audio Design:
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    Voice of Johnny Depp:
    Alex Walker Smith: / alexwalkersmith
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  • @Oxzide92
    @Oxzide92 Před rokem +9314

    "My god, be careful with that poor creature" sent me into orbit, can literally picture him saying exactly that.

  • @gentlemendog1189
    @gentlemendog1189 Před rokem +7699

    “If she wants to be in Aquaman so bad, then let her drown!!!”
    I’ve never heard that line before but I’m glad I did. That is gold right there.

    • @tytheaniman497
      @tytheaniman497 Před rokem +60

      Nice quote ya got there. Hand it over.

    • @cameronholtan3407
      @cameronholtan3407 Před rokem +42

      More like she wants Aqua Man in her so bad.

    • @gentlemendog1189
      @gentlemendog1189 Před rokem +3

      @@tytheaniman497 make me b

    • @unfairbasss1186
      @unfairbasss1186 Před rokem +1

      869 lmao nvm it changed :[

    • @Sakkaz
      @Sakkaz Před rokem +2

      @@cameronholtan3407 ayo.. You better have an explanation for that comment buddy 😳📸

  • @acatssmile
    @acatssmile Před 8 měsíci +4896

    Ive never been a big fan of Jack Sparrow but his performance as Johnny Depp in the Amber Heard VS Johnny Depp case was fascinating.

    • @bz7661
      @bz7661 Před 7 měsíci

      his performance? Are you saying that Johnny was lying? Are you American? Cause that would make perfect sense since you all have this weird ass culture of empowerment and bs.

    • @madrugadao000
      @madrugadao000 Před 5 měsíci +16

      Do you know there are other characters right. And that Jack sparrow one is over rated.

    • @NA-ud6qm
      @NA-ud6qm Před 5 měsíci +38

      This comment is underrated gold xD

    • @rustyshackleford1083
      @rustyshackleford1083 Před 4 měsíci +45

      @@madrugadao000do you know it’s joke? Laugh or move along

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 Před 4 měsíci +20

      ​@@madrugadao000Do you know no one asked?

  • @teddyfilli3079
    @teddyfilli3079 Před rokem +6675

    Honestly I love how this cartoon somehow doesn't portray either Depp or Amber in a bad light and are just portrayed as neutral or just there. Well everyone else acts insane and inranational. That does sum up the online stuff very well.

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před rokem +285

      yeah i thought that was wild. and interesting. literally amber never even spoke. they were the calm and the audience was the chaotic storm. and the way he made them all in a clean and 'normal' looking design, and that just paved the way to have a brilliant juxtaposition further in.

    • @smiley4995
      @smiley4995 Před rokem +248

      I mean idk about that for Amber. She pooped his bed.....

    • @Damitsall
      @Damitsall Před rokem +1

      Meatcanyon is a sjw and he knows that pretty much everyone else knows, that Amber is guilty. So he's painting everyone who thinks she's guilty as a dumb, barbaric animal. Since he's in the sjw cult, he's not allowed to make fun of one of hollywoods favorite diversity hires.

    • @michaeljeffery7466
      @michaeljeffery7466 Před rokem +71

      Eh..seems heavy handed & opinionated to me.

    • @xthatwhiteguyx
      @xthatwhiteguyx Před rokem +76

      I think this video is pretty heavy-handed on its opinion.

  • @codylujan
    @codylujan Před rokem +20452

    johnny: *literally talking about being abused for years physically and mentally*
    everyone: jack sparrow

    • @infernoxiv8700
      @infernoxiv8700 Před rokem

      Come now, celebrities aren't real people with real problems. Everybody knows that.

    • @thatguyjulio3877
      @thatguyjulio3877 Před rokem +258

      Lmao true

    • @NobuxD
      @NobuxD Před rokem +335

      Is that what this video was about? Huh I didn't notice.

    • @findev6330
      @findev6330 Před rokem +239

      it's about crazy fanboys lmao

    • @ced2310
      @ced2310 Před rokem +20

      yes

  • @brandonrocha86
    @brandonrocha86 Před rokem +4546

    I died when they were dressing him up, Johnny politely said " oh, thank you". Such a gentleman

    • @satanael9260
      @satanael9260 Před rokem +42

      Hey programmer, find something else to do rather than make bots.

    • @marccamp6376
      @marccamp6376 Před rokem +29

      He was expecting to be brutally teared into pieces, so it was a relief for him :D

    • @sabade.
      @sabade. Před rokem +8

      He is waaaaay far from being a gentleman. More like an angry drunk man who can act very well to win people like you.

    • @ryan50yearsago62
      @ryan50yearsago62 Před rokem +1

      I hope your in a better place. CZcams needs to pay for the lives of the innocents. Time and time again I've seen these types of comments and it always disgusts me how CZcams can keep getting away with this. I wish nothing but piece for your family and loved ones

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 Před rokem +1

      aquatic man film hahahaa

  • @Galbex21
    @Galbex21 Před 9 měsíci +1071

    Humanity is insane and this artist captures it perfectly.

    • @jafulton89
      @jafulton89 Před 9 měsíci

      Agreed. I am so happy I found MeatCanyon because he gets it. I think the majority of replies here prove how fucking stupid most people are... It really is spooky to know that atleast 70% of the population functions at this level.

    • @Unus_Annus_
      @Unus_Annus_ Před 7 měsíci +3

      *hunter

    • @AdamJensen_
      @AdamJensen_ Před 7 měsíci +6

      @Galbex21 Humanity is godlike, these things don't represent humanity at all, edgy child. Go outside and get sunlight sometime. It's good for you!

    • @QuagmireGiggity-qb8gx
      @QuagmireGiggity-qb8gx Před 7 měsíci

      @AdamJensensBigDayOut corrupt governments across hundreds of countries including huge ones,the Epstein island incident and god knows how many people could have truly been there. Terrorism starvation rebellion countless other world problems,public decapitation of soldiers and civilians in Ukraine,Russia has been publicly threatening the use of nuclear arms on Ukraine while NATO has been threatening Russia in return,also why don’t we turn back time about 80 years an entire genocide to a single race aswell as taking hundreds of MILLIONS of lives to fight an unjust cause aswell as not one but 2 atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki crippling the country for years to come,massacring millions and plaguing the country for years to come,soldiers sent on tour to Iraq for Oil Wars and fighting against Terrorists using ISIS tactics,Soldiers yet again going to war beforehand to Southeast Asia to fight rice farmers hiding in the thick jungles,fighting other soldiers to the death in snake pits,imprisonment aswell as extreme Guerrilla War tactics. Back to WWII Japan committed experiments and war crimes on the Chinese aswell as expanded into they’re border,and that is only the tip of the iceberg it goes so so much deeper so tell me again what is so godlike about this?

    • @aleksaaleksic4353
      @aleksaaleksic4353 Před 7 měsíci +21

      ​@@AdamJensen_you are bold for saying that on a meatcanyon video

  • @alejandrocal.7877
    @alejandrocal.7877 Před rokem +838

    Love that Call of Duty zombie sound effect when the crowd comes close to Jhonny 😂

    • @willjackson4596
      @willjackson4596 Před rokem +29

      Lmaooo I'm glad someone else caught on to that

    • @hahayuck2169
      @hahayuck2169 Před rokem

      😭

    • @thankyouverymochi
      @thankyouverymochi Před rokem +9

      reminds me of that one time I was low on ammo, running round seeking place to hide while zombie chase me by running

    • @CallousSonnallous
      @CallousSonnallous Před rokem +6

      Fuckin' memories right there! lmao

    • @andrewk.277
      @andrewk.277 Před rokem +6

      When i heard it the first time, i've bursted out laughing

  • @bargen0w
    @bargen0w Před rokem +5179

    Not only will disney give johnny his job back, he also said in an interview he wouldnt return to the role as jack even if disney offered to pay him more because their immediate lack of disrespect of judging him before proving his innocence, pissed him off massively. Also it wasnt until recently warner bros finally confirmed amber turd was fired. They waited to see what was going on, disney did not

    • @kitsunez
      @kitsunez Před rokem +326

      Johnny said he wouldn't even do it for alpacas

    • @nickelakon5369
      @nickelakon5369 Před rokem +444

      But... Warner bros also fired Depp from fantastic beasts. They literally aren't any better than disney

    • @sthlng2180
      @sthlng2180 Před rokem +261

      Honestly, I prefer it stay that way. Jack Sparrow is what made these films in my opinion and we should just let them stay as classics. Rebooting a series almost never goes well and i'd rather have these classic performances cemented in cinema than to see him come back in possibly not good films.

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 Před rokem

      They protect groomers/pedophiles and literal leeches before they'll wait and listen to see if someone is guilty.

    • @twincutlass
      @twincutlass Před rokem +111

      @@nickelakon5369 exactly, they're the same shit lol. WB isn't the brightest when it comes to decisions in general

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz Před rokem +108523

    I hope MeatCanyon doesn’t get copyright struck for using real footage from the trial like this.

    • @the_senate5075
      @the_senate5075 Před rokem +700

      Its not just real footage, it's the future of trial.

    • @gingersaremad
      @gingersaremad Před rokem +340

      I think he'll be good, it's in the public domain so using the recording of the trial like this will be okay

    • @nickt00nz
      @nickt00nz Před rokem +14

      yes

    • @leventenyari7101
      @leventenyari7101 Před rokem +452

      Wtf are these 'finally it here' comments
      Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE SAME REPLY AS 30 OTHER PERSON

    • @FROST_HUGGER
      @FROST_HUGGER Před rokem

      Finally
      .
      .
      czcams.com/video/RVElX1i_v_M/video.html

  • @diegoborges1348
    @diegoborges1348 Před rokem +650

    I love how the jury member actually interrupts Johnny's testimony to state their decision.

  • @SimbreBxckAgain
    @SimbreBxckAgain Před rokem +280

    2:33 "If she wants to be aquaman so bad let her drown"

    • @chrisa8863
      @chrisa8863 Před rokem +19

      "the AQUATIC man film" lmfaoo

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I was wondering what she said. The Nazi zombie sounds always crack me up.

  • @jackluffy7914
    @jackluffy7914 Před rokem +5526

    “If she wanna be Aquaman so bad THEN LET HER DROWN”
    I laughed so freaking hard at this line😂😂😂

    • @InvestmentIdea
      @InvestmentIdea Před rokem +4

      czcams.com/video/LE7DSUoGCAw/video.html
      Finally it's here.

    • @ladyBhluOnDemand
      @ladyBhluOnDemand Před rokem +14

      😂😂😂 I agree

    • @2932josh
      @2932josh Před rokem +60

      Finally it's here...*fart noise*

    • @miss.dannitiger
      @miss.dannitiger Před rokem +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @personguy2262
      @personguy2262 Před rokem

      @@2932josh czcams.com/video/Qi1KebO4bzc/video.html
      *Finally it’s here*
      and I agree this video left me in cahoots Meat always delivers

  • @starbitscg4563
    @starbitscg4563 Před rokem +3768

    This is accurate as hell. People unironically want Johnny to say “today is the day you almost caught Jack Sparrow” or some other quip when he wins. I blame the MCU.

    • @satanael9260
      @satanael9260 Před rokem +124

      @Amber Heard 🅥 programmer, apply for a company. They would be glad to have you around to create software and commands instead of making bots to spam the youtube comment section. Even though you aren't in that field, you should find a joyous hobby or a job instead of this; if you are buying bot accounts just because, why not-your odd.

    • @clippers1731
      @clippers1731 Před rokem +44

      I would like him to say: "drink up me hearties, yo ho!" At a bar full of his fans.

    • @twichy4life1
      @twichy4life1 Před rokem +10

      @@clippers1731 well, I live near where this is all going down. Maybe he'll go grab a pint at The Auld Shebeen. It's like a 10 min walk from the court house.

    • @dingusgoober
      @dingusgoober Před rokem +8

      @Amber Heard 🅥 why would you use amber heard of all people?

    • @Yusa25
      @Yusa25 Před rokem +20

      why Mcu what has Marvel Cinematic universe to do with this.

  • @liviilazii7679
    @liviilazii7679 Před rokem +65

    "Uh my name is Johnny" had me

  • @greenman2240
    @greenman2240 Před rokem +379

    “Dear lord, give her peace.” Is such an underrated line from a guy who seems to know his fate is worst than death and has no time left.

  • @audrei679
    @audrei679 Před rokem +7996

    It's so unnerving how well youre able to make this realistic.

  • @quosmium7410
    @quosmium7410 Před rokem +10533

    3 minutes of Amber's lawyer not screaming "objection hearsay" is amazing

    • @runthenumbers9698
      @runthenumbers9698 Před rokem +1

      You moron... Depp's lawyers used "Objection Hearsay" WAAAAY more than Heard's lawyers.
      czcams.com/users/shortso9xqtXErAwM

    • @chillchinna4164
      @chillchinna4164 Před rokem +289

      That's the only clue that this is fake.

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 Před rokem +46

      that would be too predictable and trite to mention, it's over-exaggerated, frankly

    • @futanaricommie6638
      @futanaricommie6638 Před rokem +39

      I really like Johny depps role in the pirates movies as Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @donald12998
      @donald12998 Před rokem +19

      Objection: heresy!

  • @themercycatalog
    @themercycatalog Před rokem +162

    can we just talk about how spot on his impression of johnny is

  • @chaotic4453
    @chaotic4453 Před rokem +90

    As someone who paid no attention to the trials but Vaguely overheard other people talk about it this is pretty much how it went in my mind

  • @pancakedaddypro
    @pancakedaddypro Před rokem +4649

    It's funny because it's an accurate representation of how so many people actually view Johnny Depp. Not as a person, but as Jack Sparrow.

    • @freedom5925
      @freedom5925 Před rokem +69

      @objection Hearsay
      Your dad? I can't see him anywhere...

    • @SpringyGirl69
      @SpringyGirl69 Před rokem +135

      Yea. After this trial I know a lot more about him as a person. I’ve never watched any of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and didn’t even know who Johnny was. But after this trial I’ve got to say he’s such a sweet guy

    • @karimwebo8546
      @karimwebo8546 Před rokem

      Yes:(

    • @GrayEyesWorld
      @GrayEyesWorld Před rokem +54

      I for one love how Jack Sparrow decided to give up on Pirating, and instead play an eccentric and wholesome movie star named Johnny Depp

    • @ditchfood8047
      @ditchfood8047 Před rokem +16

      I think his lawyers did very well trying to humanize him so hes not just seen as jack sparrow but as a human you can sympathize with.

  • @jackgodfrey.
    @jackgodfrey. Před rokem +3141

    I love how all the people are so loyal to Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow that they literally treated this like a religious crusade.

    • @Rosales3269
      @Rosales3269 Před rokem +56

      Jeez dude, you got attacked by bots.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před rokem +19

      I couldn't care less about either of them

    • @marekprazak
      @marekprazak Před rokem +25

      true.. id say most people dont care that much about outcome or the trial it self as long as they can get Jack back..

    • @BitestheStuff
      @BitestheStuff Před rokem

      @Depp This is more important
      czcams.com/video/daDvK6eAH3c/video.html

    • @peterstoric6560
      @peterstoric6560 Před rokem +22

      Am one of the few people that actually likes Johnny Depp as a person?

  • @LalebKuke
    @LalebKuke Před 8 měsíci +9

    The Zombies sounds were a nice touch lol

  • @paulpasadena
    @paulpasadena Před rokem +56

    Dude, I gotta say, I f----ng love your work. Your stuff is so high/maximum effort and it shows. I wish I had your work ethic man, your stuff is sooooo good.

  • @laughingatthesky7
    @laughingatthesky7 Před rokem +3936

    Favorite Johnny Depp quote:
    “For the love of God. Be careful with that poor creature”

    • @iammanaseh5298
      @iammanaseh5298 Před rokem +76

      Why did I read this in his voice 😭

    • @bobcatbix
      @bobcatbix Před rokem +22

      😆😆i had to keep rewinding

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica Před rokem +27

      He means she poses real danger to everyone around

    • @lassi372
      @lassi372 Před rokem +2

      @@iammanaseh5298 we all did, duh...

    • @XeroAnarian
      @XeroAnarian Před rokem +7

      Thank you, I couldn't hear it at all lol

  • @variadi
    @variadi Před rokem +3685

    Amber's design literally looks like how she would look like in the inside. Very accurate.

  • @MartinSanchez-vs9qf
    @MartinSanchez-vs9qf Před 2 měsíci +10

    2:19 onwards is terrifying dawg, great job!

  • @marcusreins6679
    @marcusreins6679 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "If she wants to be in Aquaman so bad, then let her drown" had me rolling

  • @justscrollinginthecomments7930

    I love how he's being accused of being a merman, and his delivery is still accurate to the trial.
    Edit: Thanks for 4k likes wow

    • @InvestmentIdea
      @InvestmentIdea Před rokem +3

      czcams.com/video/LE7DSUoGCAw/video.html
      Finally its here.

    • @lunard8690
      @lunard8690 Před rokem +7

      So did meatcanyon make a cartoon or just show a recording of the trial?

    • @StarStoneWolf
      @StarStoneWolf Před rokem +12

      @throwaway I watched that movie. But it was actually, Girl meets a sea monster at area 51 or some place similar, falls in love and runs away with him back to the ocean.

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon Před rokem

      As a bonus they threw Amber into the ocean after calling him a merman

    • @CameronBrtnik
      @CameronBrtnik Před rokem

      @throwaway such a great movie noone saw, watch t!!

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick Před rokem +13962

    The only thing better than this video is trying to imagine the reactions of Depp or Heard if they were to watch it

    • @Commander_Koyke
      @Commander_Koyke Před rokem +23

      Elo

    • @beatleboy3196
      @beatleboy3196 Před rokem +263

      @@rugtub3744 "folks similar to you" Is that an insult? Let's calm it down ok, the guy was just making a funny, nothing to do with "fetishization" not that I think he gets his rocks off to court trials but hey, there are weirder fetishes out there I guess.

    • @Jauhnnyy
      @Jauhnnyy Před rokem +201

      @@rugtub3744 i mean ur watching the content too 💀

    • @Claire-jr8yv
      @Claire-jr8yv Před rokem +61

      @@rugtub3744 chronically online

    • @markprice9810
      @markprice9810 Před rokem +1

      JD: i think im drunk

  • @nickw7619
    @nickw7619 Před rokem +26

    This is still, 8 months later, just as good as the day it came out

  • @RadioMan2023
    @RadioMan2023 Před rokem +13

    2:07
    Is that agent 47 on the right?
    Lmao

  • @booleah6357
    @booleah6357 Před rokem +4697

    I love how he's describing amber searching for eldritch secrets that are driving her mad and everyone is just like we love pirates of the Caribbeans.

    • @Screwby_Jones6200
      @Screwby_Jones6200 Před rokem +70

      Thats true and all but I loved him in the critically acclaimed
      Pirates Of The Caribbean

    • @booleah6357
      @booleah6357 Před rokem +8

      @@Screwby_Jones6200 I mean right?

    • @ruspotter2037
      @ruspotter2037 Před rokem +11

      Eldritch secrets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @XdgamehackerXd
      @XdgamehackerXd Před rokem +2

      Say what u want but their both part of the occult especially Johnny so it wouldn’t be so far. So I had a mis speak. I meant to say Johnny is also and burn amber at the stake!!

    • @booleah6357
      @booleah6357 Před rokem +1

      @@XdgamehackerXd well clearly she is trying to call the elder evils into our world. Otherwise why would she be looking for them?

  • @justinnocent3559
    @justinnocent3559 Před rokem +11637

    MeatCanyon really knows how to draw anyone in an extremely horrific way but still make them recognizable. Truly an artist

  • @calbinhinshaw6629
    @calbinhinshaw6629 Před 11 měsíci +6

    For a moment, I was actually expecting the judge to be very civil and proper, but then I remembered that this is Meat Canyon. So, yeah.

  • @MuffinYoBusiness
    @MuffinYoBusiness Před rokem +6526

    There’s something really sad that when Johnny Depp is giving his testimony about how terrible and ridiculously he was treated people didn’t care but instead started caring for his career.

    • @MrUzek69
      @MrUzek69 Před rokem +2

      czcams.com/video/QB7ACr7pUuE/video.html Finally It's here

    • @Jon_EL
      @Jon_EL Před rokem +394

      Because even if you’re Johnny Depp nobody cares that he got abused by a woman. That crowd only cared they were denied Jack Sparrow in another movie. Its really sad

    • @aaronkoning7255
      @aaronkoning7255 Před rokem +252

      Well it is a defamation case. 50% of the trial is about his career.

    • @Underworlddream
      @Underworlddream Před rokem +123

      I think because us poor people, not being able to find work is a big deal because we don't have lots of money to rely on. So getting falsely accused and losing all future job is one of the few things we can connect with with.

    • @jeffersonricardo2318
      @jeffersonricardo2318 Před rokem +108

      holy sugar honey ice tea, i have never seen this many bots in one place

  • @Kilometers_KPH
    @Kilometers_KPH Před rokem +2487

    Compared to MeatCanyons other artistic interpretations, Johnny Depp is probably the most, for a lack of better words, respectfully drawn

  • @MalignMusings
    @MalignMusings Před 7 dny +1

    So many layers here, a parody of the trial, a parody of the parody in the mind of heard, and a parody of its own parody. Great stuff.

  • @bwmacallister
    @bwmacallister Před 8 měsíci +2

    Was waiting for the judge to put on that British wig they wear in court.... Like in Pirates of the Caribbean 😂

  • @CharlieLovesAveri
    @CharlieLovesAveri Před rokem +2545

    I love how the crowd brought a whole jack sparrow outfit just in case they had a chance to put it on Johnny

    • @mykealberttayoto7331
      @mykealberttayoto7331 Před rokem +75

      Johnny? That's Captain Jack Sparrow...

    • @theinkyoneiguess_
      @theinkyoneiguess_ Před rokem +14

      @@mykealberttayoto7331 Jack Sparrow? Isn’t he also Edward Scissorhands? Or Sweenie Todd!

    • @mykealberttayoto7331
      @mykealberttayoto7331 Před rokem +22

      @@theinkyoneiguess_ Huh? Edward? You mean Jack Sparrow when he lost his hand and had to get a prosthetic but scissors was the only ones available?

    • @nikitanaomi2809
      @nikitanaomi2809 Před rokem +7

      @@mykealberttayoto7331 jack sparrow when he needed to replace his hands with scissors? U mean jack sparrow when he got his hands back and started his own chocolate factory?

    • @mykealberttayoto7331
      @mykealberttayoto7331 Před rokem +3

      @@nikitanaomi2809 Yeah that's the one! Remember when he got bored so he picked up an Elder wand and just instilled fear to the wizard world. He's, truly, the greatest pirate I've ever seen...

  • @H0MESLIC3
    @H0MESLIC3 Před rokem +24534

    I’m not rooting for Johnny Depp because of pirates of the Caribbean. I’m rooting for him because of Rango.

    • @88franko
      @88franko Před rokem +1374

      Finally, a man of culture.

    • @TyPhenirW0LF
      @TyPhenirW0LF Před rokem +282

      I am rooting for Johnny because I want to see him and Leo do a sequel to "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"

    • @themaniax8265
      @themaniax8265 Před rokem +150

      I'm rooting for Johnny because of 21 Jump Street AND A Nightmare on Elm Street

    • @ssppookkyyy
      @ssppookkyyy Před rokem +170

      charlie and the chocolate factory for me honestly

    • @LADIES_MAN_DAN
      @LADIES_MAN_DAN Před rokem +11

      Yesss

  • @lookbach
    @lookbach Před 7 měsíci +4

    Justice was served.

  • @vipersnakegamer5081
    @vipersnakegamer5081 Před rokem +8

    It’s disturbing how this is the most normal meat canyon video I’ve watched

  • @guichabanaano27
    @guichabanaano27 Před rokem +921

    I loved the part where Depp goes: "uhh my name is Johnny". Mainly because somehow I didn't even realize that the jury said Jack Sparrow untill he tried to correct them :'D

  • @bannenclements9791
    @bannenclements9791 Před rokem +14

    Never ceases to be horrifying yet so hilarious

  • @jakehero95
    @jakehero95 Před 3 měsíci

    This is perfection. I only wish I had come across it sooner, a true masterpiece of social commentary. 10/10 👏😂

  • @ix_shibe
    @ix_shibe Před rokem +10352

    "Dear Lord. Give me peace" kills me every time

  • @Cookie-fe7mn
    @Cookie-fe7mn Před rokem +5514

    This whole media "I want another pirates movie" is so fucking accurate this is terrifying. Most realistic/oddly terrifying episode I've seen from this channel

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Před rokem +43

      Well, we like an actor BECAUSE we like that movie. If this happened to Mark Hamill in the 80ies, people would be raving because they want Luke in Star Wars.

    • @finfrog3237
      @finfrog3237 Před rokem +102

      @Tblazer for me it didn't come down to that at all. Just wanted the monster to pay for her crimes.

    • @zachmdful
      @zachmdful Před rokem +37

      @@finfrog3237 Most of the normies here in the comments support the current thing and therefore must believe all women so their bubble of the w0ke narrative doesn't pop.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před rokem +68

      Johnny deservedly won the case, it wasn't a mere cult of personality like the video is trying to imply. That's not realistic.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Před rokem +27

      @Tblazer Stop writing comments just to use those asinine language vices out of context... "The fact is", "to be fair", "underrated", "can we take a moment to appreciate"...
      You sound like a comment bot and I really hope you are.

  • @jfoquendo
    @jfoquendo Před 8 měsíci +1

    this channel is my new obsession !

  • @demonpride1975
    @demonpride1975 Před 8 měsíci +4

    the sad truth, they actually reached out to johnny to play jack sparrow, good thing johnny spit in their faces.

  • @DSgamrz585
    @DSgamrz585 Před rokem +3836

    I respect Johnny's passion for acting and enjoyed his appearance in this MeatCanyon video, but this wasn't my favourite performance by him. If i had to choose, my favourite was probably his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean Movies.

    • @scrobo22
      @scrobo22 Před rokem +60

      JackSpa..Spirate.. Pirate of the Caribbean? Yeah me too.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Před rokem +9

      @@scrobo22 Spirates. They’re better than the Skyrates, that’s for sure.

    • @jnesrh420
      @jnesrh420 Před rokem +2

      👏👏

    • @KManAbout
      @KManAbout Před rokem +33

      Oh are you guys talking about Johnny?

    • @jonathanromero4863
      @jonathanromero4863 Před rokem +28

      My favorite is where he plays jack sparrow

  • @thegrimreapersbro
    @thegrimreapersbro Před rokem +3677

    This is wayyyy too on point. The whole thing is such a freakin Spectacle.

    • @etherealhatred
      @etherealhatred Před rokem +60

      I mean, it was that or people would still saying "muh men always bad" and still believing Amber as the prior months to this case

    • @bluntman305
      @bluntman305 Před rokem

      It’s sad when people are more worried about this court shit than the false flag mass shooting in Texas… like how dose a 18 kid get a hold
      Of a god dam ar-15 rifle “one that is not easy to buy with a class one arms license “the gun was fully automatic and also is used to train federal agents 5k to 6k

    • @calico9046
      @calico9046 Před rokem +1

      @@etherealhatred unfortunately there are STILL people like that. There is a woman going around claiming that Amber is being slandered for speaking out against her abuser & then brings up every other instance of oppression she can think of🙄cause ya know, girls can only be victims, never the perpetrator. Now stand up, be a man, & take a hit from a mentally ill woman, Johnny

    • @Gnarlyboi
      @Gnarlyboi Před rokem +9

      @@etherealhatred my thoughts exactly. Nothing practical will come of the result. Johnny will be blacklisted, Heard will still get work. Such is ghe nature of the very small but very loud online woke mob.

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari Před rokem +13

      Exactly, and some people are invested in it to an unhealthy level. It’s a prime example of how bad social media can be.

  • @anthonybrakus5280
    @anthonybrakus5280 Před rokem +3

    Click bait!!! I thought this was going to be more of your top shelf, premium animation. I was disappointed to discover original video footage of the trial. Oh well, I still love you, bro. Keep up the great work 👍

  • @deathsirwow
    @deathsirwow Před 9 měsíci

    The mic popping is fantastic

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax Před rokem +14741

    Amber tried to cry at least 10 times. Her eyes are drier than my love life

  • @IosonoOtakuman
    @IosonoOtakuman Před rokem +4404

    Well, this must be canon.

  • @zoeshajane3142
    @zoeshajane3142 Před rokem

    This has to be one of the best videos yet

  • @Ugandanknuckles5525
    @Ugandanknuckles5525 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This was a pleasure to witness holy crap😂

  • @dieal2766
    @dieal2766 Před rokem +1456

    At first I thought this was less creppier than usual, but then they gave the veredict and the Meat Canyon universe was in order once again.

    • @GreenMunkeeD
      @GreenMunkeeD Před rokem

      @Jesus Christ Send that shit back to hell brother

    • @dagazar
      @dagazar Před rokem +13

      Still, even that was very tame for Meat Canyon. normaly it's some sort of mutilation, not just being forcefully redressed. and underwater scene of amber being attacked by fish coulda been done in tradition style, but overall, very very tame

    • @beatleboy3196
      @beatleboy3196 Před rokem +4

      With Johnny going on about being a fish man, I thought it was going to show a bunch of fish scales or gills under his shirt and maybe a merman like tail, but nope. Some how him not being a human fish hybrid was a plot twist for me.

    • @user-hz6zi6qu9c
      @user-hz6zi6qu9c Před rokem

      it was very crepeS

    • @SnowKapp
      @SnowKapp Před rokem

      Frfr

  • @OmnipotentSpud
    @OmnipotentSpud Před rokem +16029

    This man really gets us. He's almost better at parody than he is horror.

    • @notbatman1390
      @notbatman1390 Před rokem +58

      Almost 😎

    • @ThatTaffer
      @ThatTaffer Před rokem +174

      His work has always been a beautiful fusion of horror and parody. It's one of the big draws of his content, imo.

    • @justno574
      @justno574 Před rokem +34

      Even the girls got deep voices

    • @levertripwire801
      @levertripwire801 Před rokem +9

      @@justno574 Yup. Must be a guilty pleasure for the female viewers just hearing a grown man's voice coming from a lady. LOL

    • @justno574
      @justno574 Před rokem +1

      @@levertripwire801 ha ha

  • @ethanclay4519
    @ethanclay4519 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love this video. Right on the money. 😂

  • @noah_am_i
    @noah_am_i Před 8 měsíci +1

    I love the cod zombie sound effects, really is the cherry on top

  • @austingaunwrestler
    @austingaunwrestler Před rokem +1533

    the way he nails the audience's reaction and utter hatred towards amber, in a savage and animalistic way, is absolutely accurate to how social media is right now lmao

    • @nicklikesnikes
      @nicklikesnikes Před rokem

      she deserves it though. Actions warrant reaction.

    • @ninvusoogoar6098
      @ninvusoogoar6098 Před rokem +158

      yeah but tbh she deserves all the hate she is given due to her monstrous actions

    • @billzzdimzz2990
      @billzzdimzz2990 Před rokem +1

      trueee

    • @kitsunez
      @kitsunez Před rokem +45

      Yeah but the opposite on the actual media tbh. We live in a clown world

    • @heyyythatshtsbussin6436
      @heyyythatshtsbussin6436 Před rokem +88

      It's like when people used to attend public ex*cutions because they had nothing else going on lmaoo

  • @OGVeteran
    @OGVeteran Před rokem +10471

    2:28 When Johnny depp said: “Love of god, be careful with that poor creature”
    that had me cracked up 😂

  • @81brassglass79
    @81brassglass79 Před 11 dny

    Perfect. You sir are a wonderful artist. Many thanks 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @chris_hardinthi
    @chris_hardinthi Před 8 měsíci

    I love this one so much 😂😂

  • @memeyartist5591
    @memeyartist5591 Před rokem +477

    10/10, thank you for pointing out the people who are ignoring johnny's actual identity and the horrible abuse he endured and are just looking at him as a character he played.

    • @karaigrayson8198
      @karaigrayson8198 Před rokem +8

      Sad but true
      He's a human being treat him like one

    • @David-jn1gg
      @David-jn1gg Před rokem +7

      I hate these bots

    • @jrtaylor8903
      @jrtaylor8903 Před rokem

      @@David-jn1gg Finally it has arrived 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  • @quinnmcgee7323
    @quinnmcgee7323 Před rokem +1144

    This is actually why I love meatcanyon, he could have gone for the low-hanging fruit and just dogpiled on Amber like the entire world is, but he instead seemed to poke fun at us, the people who turned this into some kind of spectator sport where Johnny (Jack) has turned into basically a religious figure. Truly a strange situation.

    • @FabalociousDee
      @FabalociousDee Před rokem +9

      Meatcanyon is a genius.

    • @michaelchen1046
      @michaelchen1046 Před rokem +59

      I noticed you got alot of bot replies, but I totaly agree that this trail is becoming like a witch hunt.

    • @24Lorn
      @24Lorn Před rokem +4

      @@michaelchen1046 "Witch hunt", you find the perfect expression!! That's very spot on! I agree.

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche Před rokem +23

      Where is this a thing? Is it a Twitter thing? I'm never on there, so the whole religious figure comparison is lost on me...most of the memes are dumping on AH and the support has been largely on JD side. I think its natural to want to see JD back at the top, after having everything taken away by false allegations...this is a defamation case, and how it impacted his career after all

    • @Blueshark8O9
      @Blueshark8O9 Před rokem +1

      Anyone else notice the names and profiles of the bots? are they. hanging their profiles to match the topic?

  • @GreenEnvy.
    @GreenEnvy. Před 7 měsíci +2

    "In the 1800s, they didn't have guns, they had meat muskets." -Johnny Depp

  • @bencarpenter3785
    @bencarpenter3785 Před 8 měsíci

    Sound's perfect

  • @user-hy4om4fm9q
    @user-hy4om4fm9q Před 10 měsíci +3

    Открывая это видео, я боялась, что это будет злая шутка о Джонни или Эмбер, но меня невероятно обрадовало увиденное. ДА, ИМЕННО ЭТО И ПРОИСХОДИТ! Толпа безумна.

  • @godisreal1640
    @godisreal1640 Před rokem +1730

    I feel more sympathy towards this cartoon version of Heard than the real thing.

    • @meipei2423
      @meipei2423 Před rokem +90

      Same here. I honestly feel bad for the animation version.

    • @Terminalsanity
      @Terminalsanity Před rokem +165

      Well she doesn't talk here that kind of helps by default...

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes Před rokem +85

      Makes sense. Her lawyers aren't screaming objection, hearsay, and she didn't say a word or make any fake crying expressions.
      Much easier to appreciate this version of her.

    • @ludovicusbathory1715
      @ludovicusbathory1715 Před rokem +30

      Oh thank god I thought I was the only that felt slightly bad for the animated version of her.
      But like some said maybe its because she was not talking like the real one.

    • @mushroommanriptechnoblade5065
      @mushroommanriptechnoblade5065 Před rokem +1

      @@ludovicusbathory1715 imao same

  • @fallenhuman2081
    @fallenhuman2081 Před rokem +1089

    I love how quiet johnny is the whole time and speaking softly, so realistic. Very good voice acting throughout.

    • @DarkMuj
      @DarkMuj Před rokem +18

      ? What actin bro this is audio from the courtroom

    • @amilueur
      @amilueur Před rokem +1

      The Jon Benjamin impression broke the immersion.

    • @Mike-lx9qn
      @Mike-lx9qn Před rokem +4

      I wouldn't be surprised if that was actual audio of him.

  • @Joseph_Stalin1940
    @Joseph_Stalin1940 Před rokem +11

    I've never seen a more realistic depiction of Amber Herd! Amazing!

  • @robertdonaldson5095
    @robertdonaldson5095 Před rokem +684

    I love how calm he is with all the chaos around him.

    • @Poop56566
      @Poop56566 Před rokem +16

      Jesus Christ Robert your the bots leader

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 Před rokem

      he's not calm, he's just too drunk and high on cocaine to care

    • @Kelly-hh7jz
      @Kelly-hh7jz Před rokem +1

      I mean, the audio of her mocking and verbally advising him pretty much had him calm af, so it's accurate lmao

    • @Marshall_D_Teach_
      @Marshall_D_Teach_ Před rokem +5

      It's the power of the rum

  • @paake3134
    @paake3134 Před rokem

    Caricatures on point, like always. Goat

  • @TheZombieSaints
    @TheZombieSaints Před měsícem

    "lovcraftian truths" 🤣 I lost it when I heard that. Great stuff

  • @thatoneguy7741
    @thatoneguy7741 Před rokem +2990

    I love how Johnny is just so casual about the insane chaos going on.

  • @MonsieurGaslight
    @MonsieurGaslight Před rokem +1454

    I love how calm and just- generally chill about everything Johnny is lmao.

  • @eb9168
    @eb9168 Před 7 měsíci

    Loved it!

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker Před rokem +5844

    Unpopular Opinion: I actually love his role as *Edward Scissorhands* and it deserves to get recognized.

    • @spottedslash4256
      @spottedslash4256 Před rokem +172

      I'm glad someone said this. Also Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Před rokem +173

      why is it unpopular? he was great in that movie, i watched sleepy hollow again recently and i loved seeing johnny

    • @ozzit4194
      @ozzit4194 Před rokem +93

      Also Sweeney Todd.

    • @Oatmilllk
      @Oatmilllk Před rokem +66

      and his Charlie and The Chocolate factory is amazing

    • @ReginaTrans_
      @ReginaTrans_ Před rokem +22

      So that exempts him from being a domestic abuser ?? Guys, just cause he's a good actor doesn't mean he's a good person, you're idolizing him, I'm not supporting Amber but definitely not supporting Johnny Depp either
      Papa Meat was kinda clear what he's trying to show, yet you're still acting like the audience in the video

  • @something_error
    @something_error Před rokem +338

    "Dear lord, give me peace"
    THAT HAD ME DYINGGG 😂

    • @Tabkhasahla
      @Tabkhasahla Před rokem +1

      czcams.com/video/xjMnEZQIomA/video.html
      Finally It’s here.

    • @healthonus3931
      @healthonus3931 Před rokem

      Ik its funny but The bible is not a joke

  • @Mr.Titanic
    @Mr.Titanic Před 8 měsíci

    "Toss her in the ocean" is when I lost it for good

  • @DoomSlayer-ow4jq
    @DoomSlayer-ow4jq Před 8 měsíci

    Thank you for this justice lol

  • @Cocytus127
    @Cocytus127 Před rokem +4396

    This is 1000% accurate to how the public is treating this trial.

    • @BruceWayne-fj9bm
      @BruceWayne-fj9bm Před rokem +535

      Not really. I support Johnny which has nothing to do with Pirates because he was abused, she lied about it, said he abused her, and because men get unfairly treated in abuse cases, where men are automatically assumed as guilty and women are taken at their word.

    • @ocarinaplaya
      @ocarinaplaya Před rokem +74

      On TMZ's facebook comment section, maybe.

    • @TylerSnyder305
      @TylerSnyder305 Před rokem +380

      @@BruceWayne-fj9bm
      That is exactly why people who are normally smart enough to avoid celebrity BS and drama were following this trial.
      It's because this trial is actually kind of important and could set a precedence that woman can and often do abuse men, that there are consequences to your actions if you fabricate life changing lies about somebody, and that you can't just automatically take the woman's word for it.

    • @DarkDoughnutsVids
      @DarkDoughnutsVids Před rokem +64

      MeatCanyon understands the Internet
      Huge respect for not going with flow

    • @anecro
      @anecro Před rokem +90

      I don't agree with that. Most people in most comment sections don't even mention their roles unless the content is about that. I guarantee you won't see anyone treating them as their roles in 90% of internet content.
      Almost every comment talks about how Amber is a disgusting creature, Johny deserves to at least get rid of her even if he loses and how the justice system will be a joke if he loses, something most people don't disagree with but point out that it's still extremely hard for Johnny to win.
      This video is clearly satire on the people who act like a mob, but thankfully the majority is far from that. I'd even dare to say a lot of the top comments on trial videos come from actually knowledgeable people that provide useful information. The amount of doctors, lawyers, psychologists and the like I've seen professionally commenting on videos is quite large.

  • @XenonFlow08
    @XenonFlow08 Před rokem +470

    Everyone’s talking about Johnny being Jack Sparrow, but no one’s talking about Johnny being Rango!🦎

  • @stormfath3r754
    @stormfath3r754 Před 8 měsíci

    I love double king hiding in the crowd!

  • @rubenhinze7695
    @rubenhinze7695 Před 3 měsíci

    Why do I keep watching these videos? I see a video and I'm morbidly fascinated by the concept, knowing I'll hate every minute watching it, unable to stop watching and regret it afterwards. But I still keep watching these videos. It feels like I'm becoming a character in one of Meat Canyon's videos 😂😅

  • @dedd.b01
    @dedd.b01 Před rokem +1340

    It's a funny animation but also quite remarkable how he can make an exaggerated but realistic view of how events like this are actually viewed by some

    • @funnybunny2515
      @funnybunny2515 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/xjMnEZQIomA/video.html
      Finally It’s here.

    • @ramr7051
      @ramr7051 Před rokem

      Fucking BOTS EVERYWHERE

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas Před rokem +5

      That's an amazing level of newspeak, congratulations.

    • @Shaved_Bunny
      @Shaved_Bunny Před rokem +1

      @@myyomil ooh now everybody will hate you cause you are not supporting Jack Sparrow:(

    • @matthewjenkins4391
      @matthewjenkins4391 Před rokem +13

      @@myyomil Well, a couple things. One is that even in that situation with Johnny, it's him being hurt, and not Amber. Which is in stark contrast to that one audio clip we know, where she is pretty explicitly guilty of hurting him, and also has very, VERY abuser heavy dialogue, like "I did not punch you, I hit you across the face." And most of the claims she makes is that, he is physically abusing her and hurt her numerous times. So even if he was this manipulator who orchestrated her downfall, it's still going against her claims of physical abuse. In the audio clip I mentioned earlier, it's clear that he also chose to run away from confrontation, and hide himself away, instead of going up against her. That does NOT, and I mean, does NOT, sound like your typical abuser. And you know, it helps build the narrative that he is the abused. And then you know, there's all the other evidence presented, like Kate Moss's testimony where she goes completely against Amber, other testimonies, other evidence of Amber potentially lying, like submitting the same photo of an incident for two different alleged incidents, and all the stuff you've probably seen in news or videos.

  • @tearsofjoy5416
    @tearsofjoy5416 Před rokem +771

    “Appropriate time for a generous glass of pinot Grigio” is the most johnny depp phrase of all time

  • @debkap4062
    @debkap4062 Před 9 měsíci +2

    It would be fun if you did played the Theme song at the end

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher Před 3 měsíci +1

    Perfectly captures the hysteria that people took this to

  • @YUMISCHAN
    @YUMISCHAN Před rokem +587

    LMAOOO THE FACES ARE ON POINT. This will always scare me to death.

  • @Hestify69
    @Hestify69 Před rokem +9552

    I’ve always found it amazing how MeatCanyon make 3 and a half minutes feel like an eternity. And in a good way too.

    • @bleibtreufan
      @bleibtreufan Před rokem +42

      wow, I really felt that too

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. Před rokem +4

      How about garry?

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před rokem +3

      i was literally sitting here thinking that just now. (in this case, it might also be because i watched a fair amount of clips from the case and was flashing back to that and other things. MEGAPINT was one of the funny ones. but mostly just the whole trainwreck and tension of it all.)

    • @silentfart5941
      @silentfart5941 Před rokem

      Holly Ck sck-ing monkey in the sky, YOU ARE RIGHT, i just had to check if this was rly just 3 min, it felt like i watched an entire episode of my favorite tv show :D

    • @blackwidowcreativestudio7915
      @blackwidowcreativestudio7915 Před rokem +1

      really tho? dont think so tho, this joke is only a piece of political view crap for me

  • @YourMom-ll4el
    @YourMom-ll4el Před rokem +2

    Unironically, this would've been great to see happen. Just imagine the spectacle.

  • @hexedits369
    @hexedits369 Před 7 měsíci

    This is cathartic

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 Před rokem +725

    I love how nowadays it is inevitable that so many serious things, like this trial, are getting memed to death and it's hilarious. I'm just imagining what it would be like if CZcams was around during the OJ trial lol.

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/s5g6tqzqiRE/video.html Finally It’s here

    • @sydneygraham1470
      @sydneygraham1470 Před rokem +18

      I don't think there's much funny about either of these trials

    • @neauxmad1048
      @neauxmad1048 Před rokem +10

      The day the world ends I'm drawing a meme on the nearest wall.

    • @dfsempire2712
      @dfsempire2712 Před rokem +9

      Or the Nuremberg trials

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 Před rokem +2

      Or Gaddafi being apprehended and knifed in the area by an angry mob!

  • @DarkSplash
    @DarkSplash Před rokem +3327

    Felt like a blend of Nox’s courtroom animations combined with MeatCanyon’s classic creeps, great video!

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/s5g6tqzqiRE/video.html Finally It’s here🤠

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 Před rokem +4

      Reminds me a lot of Smiling Friends.

    • @NexatBlackflame
      @NexatBlackflame Před rokem +5

      @@sirpepeofhousekek6741 when they rushed Johnny I almost thought they were gonna give him the forest demon treatment xD

    • @CartoDarko
      @CartoDarko Před rokem +10

      LITERALLY I'm so glad people know Nox he's so good

    • @amoungus7301
      @amoungus7301 Před rokem

      666 like number 😳

  • @FHD666USA
    @FHD666USA Před 8 měsíci +2

    Wish you added the part amber turd and stepped on the bee and bed turd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CRBGerontologist
    @CRBGerontologist Před 4 měsíci

    Dear Mr. Canyon, I'm sure I'm neither the first nor last to compare your work to Metalocalypse, but the first 1:29 felt like a Tribunal meeting. It was glorious, thank you.