The Most Sane Helldiver Vs The Automatons 💀
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He’s ok for sure 👍
I'd love to see more like this. I'll subscribe pimpin! I loved this key and Peele skit and it fits perfectly with the narrative. Great job!
Orignal video key and peele
Go f yourself and give credits you lowlife
Dayo? Henya?
“ I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble” is so insane🤣🤣🤣🤣
I felt that
@@TheMickytheboss
So it does work
im so close to getting that tatted on me .
Sooooooo close lol @@cheemthief
He’s gonna torture the soul into him, just to rip it from his cold steel engine.
The creek did things to us..
Sometimes I hear the trees, they speak binary
This crazy war, is going to f...k us all up lol.
I was stationed on another planet when IT happened, so i was spared the trauma... but not the survivors guilt! :*)
As a Creek vet
We already lost our sanity, we can only find it when they are gone.
Remember the creek...
I missed out on that one. Still in cryo...
“Liberty chose me for this fight”
"Democracy's lessons, are so beautiful."
*Begins speaking in democratic tongues*
Liberlalalalelelalallalaa
Thanks for the 3k likes guys!
@@ichigo7223teatetetetetteateateaaaaa
helldiver: *speaking in tongues*
translation:
up right down down down
lol omg
500kg
underrated comment bro, hahahaha
bro the "I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble" actually is a hard-as-fuck line
“They keep killing themselves and each other while trying to kill us. And we’re LOSING?!”
Honestly, half of my deaths are my team killing me, 1/4th is landing directly next to a gunship tower and the other 1/4th is some random shit that lights me on fire
I never thought of it like that. We really are the definition of “Fear” to the glowing nuts and bolts
DEMOCRACY PROTECTS!
*proceeds to nuke self*
Ok but to be fair the rocket devastators kill themselves and their allies all the time too.
Half my deaths are from goddamn stalkers!
All 4 Helldiver's in open arms as four ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ drop on a single bot.
"God's lessons are so beautiful"
Democracy is a beautiful thing!
The four with open arms gathered in a ring, and the ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ drops in the center of them all. In a drone they chant, "My life for Super Earth... My life for Super Earth..."
The Automaton Stomper.
What stratagem is that? Don't think I have it unlocked
@@Wither_Strike 500KG bomb iirc
Me staring down a hulk with my auto cannon. "Thats a pretty light you got there, boi."
Me, aiding you with laser cannon:
That's a nice eye he got there
Need a reload buddy?
Run stun grenades so you can emote in front of them before you send them back to the matrix.
@SuperSilvi1990 stuns are nice, but I can't seem to let go of impact grenades. I need the instant satisfaction of having a pocket orbital stike.
@@_You_Are_Not_Him_holy hand grenade
This is also lore accurate 40k space marine 😂
Random heretic rebel facing a space marine chaplain.
@@theliato3809 facts 🤣
Ah, 40k, my favorite fevernightmere
That was where the original meme came from (well the original original was key and peele)
This guy just stole this directly from Edwin Von Carstein.
"Gods lessons... are so beautiful" is what I hear my Quasar cannon whisper to me...
The Omnissiah does indeed speak powerfully through that blessed instrument!
I need that mod.
The idea of sending squads of 4 individuals MAX to a whole rebel planet just for them to fuck that whole planets operations before leaving.
In 40 minutes or less
In this universe humans are the Saiyans 1-4 fighters vs a planet
You just gonna ignore the thousands of other divers on each planet? Lol
Lol yup they send you in squads, just like how they would send elite subterfuge teams throughput the planet
Well its thousands of gorilla warfare squads on a planet actually 🤓
"God's lessons..."
4 orbital lasers come down simultaneously, turning every bot within a 1/2 mile to molten metal and silicon
"...are so beautiful."
"Liberties lessons are so beautiful"
"i will torture his body so that his soul learns to be humble"
bro did NOT sugarcoat it
"God's lessons... are so beautiful" unironically goes hard.
Sure, as long as you're not the one going through the "lessons" (plain ol tragedies), religious people scare me tbh, they think suffering has a deeper meaning than it does so they're less likely to fix the root of a source of suffering, because it's "god's lesson".
@agentc7020 I'd imagine that that's the joke. Hence why the other dude is terrified.
@@agentc7020 Congrats bro, you just explained the joke
@@gibbygibbstein7858 Yeah, I wasn't taking a dig at the joke, just at that whole mentality in the first place, the joke's funny bexause it's one of those "it's funny because it's true" statements, I have an aunt who believes (or used to believe at least) that way and it was uncomfortable.
@@agentc7020everything has a deeper meaning if you choose it to
Lore accurate helldiver😂
The chainsaw robots were originally to intimidate but as the days went on during the war the automatons realized they weren’t the weird ones
When you hit the cape wearing squishy guy in the chest with a rocket and instead of dying he gets up stabs something in his neck and yells "INJURY? WHAT INJURY!?!"
Super Earth chose me for this fight. The Ministry of Truth is the teacher. Hulk is the student, and I am Democracys instrument. When I destroy your heatsink, Hulk, and you beg me for Cyberstan, then your protocols will open up to Liberty.
This is so good
This is so good
This is so good
This is good
This is now lore...
Sounds like the average Automaton fighting Son of Liberty
Robots aren't protected under the Geneva Conventions.
“When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed, to see the *new* Derek…”
I now need a pray emoji in helldivers~
I need the praise the sun emote from dark souls then drop a nuke lmao
"What do you mean you can't find him?"
Me dropping in solo on helldive to show the bots who was truly made in God's image
the only thing that keeps me sane fighting the automatons is imagining they feel pain
“Democracy..chose me for this fight..”
How it feels being level 66 and playing on level 4
bruh I hit lvl 66 5 minutes ago and this is the first short and comment I see lol
Diff 4. Lame
Lol the robots are like, "Why can't we kill him?"
@@Ratonu29sometimes we just wanna chill
@@andanjv chillin is on 6-7
Democracy's lessons are so beautiful...
Hulks: Wait, what he say again?
Helldivers: God's lessons are beautiful
Hulks without both his arms & limping on one leg: ...
Helldivers: AALELLELELELLPELELEOLELE
The chatting is what you hear when a helldiver is calling a 120mm, 380mm, walking barrage, orbital laser and a 500kg in less than 3 seconds.
*swarm of bugs comes crawling out of the ground*
Me: "WE FEEEEEAAAAAAAST!"
I’m guessing this how the xenos see humanity in warhammer 40k
FOR THE EMP- DEMOCRACY!
The machines were designed to imbue terror. When they met humanity, they learned what terror truly was.
"God is the teacher. Derek is the student. God's lessons... are so beautiful" DAYUMN
The incoherent mumbling is the part my laughing turned to crying-laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Omg Helldivers 2 and Key and Peele, two of my favorite things
Lady Liberty has sent me here for a reason. And I care not if I leave the same way I came
Me too!
"I will torture his body... so that his soul learns to be humble"
No, nope. This fight ain't happening. Bye
The men and women who took the Creek all were like this afterwards 😂
🙄“Polelelelelololololo” 🙏🏽
Part cracks me up so hard
“Is this guy insane”
Polelelelolololo:demon worshiping
"I take my opponents into deep waters and they discover themselves."
I was playing with some randoms and we weren’t doing so great on the extraction when one of them turned on his mic and starts saying “Remember men we are made in the image of God!” For some reason we started decimating all the bots from there on out. Nothing could stand before us from that point on. By time the pelican landed there wasn’t a bot in sight.
The lore accuracy is peak
I can’t stop watching this and laughing.
Other intelligent life: exists
Humanity: *racks shotgun with religious intent*
This shit got me dying 😂😂
this is the Imperium of Man from WH 40K in a nutshell
Eliminate the competition and stay on top
In all of the cosmos, we alone are made in God's image.
Proceeds to space crusade.
@@jaredbowman7764it’s so scary how i would have read all of this ironically years ago but now i have doubts
This is the scene that plays in my head whenever I think ab the upcoming Jake Paul v Tyson fight lmfao
Saving that for later lol
Praying for paul if the iron Mike roars to life again.
We see: dropship inbound
They see: HELLPODS INBOUND!!!
Dude, I've seen this cut so many times but after playing Helldivers 2 this had me rolling.ACCURATE
*drops infront of a hulk patrol*
"Liberty chose me for this fight"
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
*hug emote*
"Libertillaaalallaashilabuhalallaa"
"Democracillaalalshibalalah"
“Gods lessons are so beautiful” as 4 380s simultaneously blanket a heavy outpost.
Me with shield pack heavy medic armor 6 stims and a quasar cannon muttering amity affliction as I walk away from another heavy outpost
This back and forth fits so much, especially in 40k
Imagine they had horde modes with 8 players. So much explosions, so much friendly fire.
I hear you, but my Scorcher doesn't care
Who leaked my hell dives?
Liberties lessons are so beautiful
UP RIGHT DOWN DOWN DOWN
Democracys lessons are so beautiful
if Democracy had wanted you to live, they wouldn't have created ME!!! - a very sane Helldiver
Democracy's lessons are so beautiful
That was a good match mate 😂
Lore Accurate Malevalon vet.
"Democracy officer says you can't feel emotions, Tin Can. I'm about to give you a crash course in Fear."
That was the method chosen by Ali and Tyson, nobody not even the Best wants to fight crazy
Please for the love of God I want this to become a trend. There's so much more content. The football player names while we are gearing up anyone?
More Zeus donkey teeth
We gotta draxx. them. sklounst.
I once fistfighted a devistator, and won.
“God chose me for this fight”😂😂
“The Stars Are Not Yours To Conquer”
Automaton fresh out of the fabricator vs. Most sane Creek Crawler
Those guys are the absolute best at being in character
Democracy is the teacher. The Bot is the student.
Democracy's lessons are so beautiful.
Be glad thats just a Cadet and not a Super Citizen, those guys are the Jeffrey Dahmers of Helldivers
LOL that fits. Our group's Dungeon Master is also the Super Citizen. I've seen him lure seven Bile Titans to kill six of themselves, and multiple Chargers, before finishing off the last one with a perfect impact grenade to its wounded mouth. I've seen him fight chainsaw Berserkers in hand-to-hand combat with a fucking pistol, and win. I have to use the jetpack and spore pods to keep up with him. Terrifying and relentless efficiency.
@@WisdomThumbs I bet he does all of that while singing along to "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John
@@MortalArgon Actually he’s quiet and reserved, except for the occasional belly laugh or exclamation. But I definitely think of those videos whenever he’s kicking ass.
Lore accurate Malevelon Creek mentality after we came back to retake it.
Moral of the story: Don't mess with Helldivers
The end im hurt😂😂😂
Helldivers crying: "😭😭 I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
We were born to inherit the stars.
Nah this is helldivers vs the 40k Emperors legion
*LIBERTEAS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL*
"Eagle 1s lessons, are so beautiful" 😢
Chaos Marine vs Krieg Guradsman- same vibe.
*walks into massive group of Automatons while holding a live grenade after running out of ammo*
“From democracy I once came, from democracy I shall return”
God bless super earth
Democracy lessons are so beautiful
Straight up, when I dive I be acting like the gods appointed ME to be the liason between the bugs and bots, and the afterlife
You missed the best part at the end
"What do you mean you cant find him?"
That's more like a black templar vs a Chaos space marine
Infernal machine, my only regret is that you don’t have a soul to torment
jhon helldiver's exact THOUGHT PROCESS
You see right I throw hands with a Devastator for the sake of my sanity. 😂 Yes I won due to me shooting off the gun arm
"I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble" is wild
Each time they cut back to the Helldiver its a different one because the previous one died while the Automaton was talking
Bro shoulda added the nuke input at the end when he was speaking in tongues
Sky man cometh 🚀
This is awesome, your dedication to solving this mystery is awesome. I love your presentation of the data and the narrative of your study as you bring us with you through your thought process. Phenomenal video!
“Their piled bodies will pave the steps to liberty”
This is how the bot front has me after going through all stages of Malevelon, the defeat of the bots and the resurgence of them
Looks like someone got into the Spice Melange a little early!
I am pretty sure my sanity has decreased by at least 97% after playing hell divers for more than a week
Super-Earth's lessons... are so beautiful!