I was thinking the same thing. The kitchen seemed slim and tiny to me, needed more. I guess for $14 million they order Door Dash every night and only eat leftovers.
This looks like if someone was inside an apple store 15 years ago to buy their first iphone and said "i want a house that looks exactly like this store today in 2008"
@@ShawnLH88 for that price, you can live in a high rise with actual privacy since the windows will not be facing anyone in close proximity. There is such a thing in NYC.
The only thing I like about it is the original facade. It's almost comical how everything is hidden but the whole back of the house is basically open like a fishbowl! And if the brief was to design something very bland, they nailed it!
It is very cool and quite an achievement. But it is so sterile I would feel bad just walking in it! The sliding appliance counters will break or get clogged with food. Very quickly. The two best parts: the natural materials used, and the backyard. The backyard might be the best because it feels the most natural, the least space-like. Though NASA would be proud of this interior!
Sorry but this is badly designed and overpriced. 1) Ppl in NYC want to maximize floor space per sq ft. They don't need a cutaway on the 2nd floor. 2) Fill in the cutaway and move the kitchen to where the dining room is currently located. Ppl want lots of natural light when cooking, prepping, and washing dishes. 3) The primary bathroom would have shower controls where you don't get wet. 4) No one wants a glass enclosed toilet in a shared bathroom. 5) For $15 million where is the elevator? ps: The kitchen is where everyone gathers -- no one wants a galley kitchen.
Well, I won’t be spending my 15 million on the property! The fixtures and fittings are sublime, but the lack of privacy and lack of character just leave me cold! I suspect it would be the ideal property for a multimillionaire minimalist exhibitionist 🤷♂️
1:39 That “bright wall” is not the property of whoever will own that townhouse. So if it’s owner decided to paint it a dark color, you’re up the creek. Don’t advertise a benefit of the house which you have no control over.
Lovely, with wonderful design details. Yet the designers choose to install the TV monitor ridiculously high. Was it designed to be watched while standing? C'mon designers, if you don't know intuitively, read an OSHA brief once in a while. As smart, savvy designers, they do know what height does to optimum neck inclination, but solving the problem was deemed "not important enough. it looks fine in photos." Hoping this "doest matter" trend is dying out.
Every designer seems to do that in designer homes, the worst ones are the ones above a fireplace. Guaranteed neck pain. Almost as if a TV is considered a bad thing and is only included because it ‘must’ be there. I don’t understand how designers haven’t adapted yet.
I see nothing luxurious intimate or cozy, I see bland sterile spaces devoid of any sense of style or granduer. Amazing people are so style dead and think this represents luxury living.
Very nice, beautiful, & great features. I do think it’s a shame though that they didn’t mention more eco-friendly or sustainable aspects because someone who can afford that price point should be investing in those type of things
a wet-bar on every floor, does every wet-bar have it's own dish washer or does the help have to haul everything down to the kitchen? and speaking of kitchen the ''appliance garage'' is fine for storage, the pull out shelf/counter top NO obviously these architects know nothing about how a kitchen functions. 14M ?? try again
This is definitely giving me "American Psycho" vibes... I wouldn't even want to visit a house like this, let alone buy it. The lovely view of the wall is just the nail in the coffin ⚰️
Did anyone else notice that the bedrooms have pantries? What's that about?? Preteens who get the munchies in the middle of the night and can't be bothered to go down all the stairs to the kitchen?
Y'all cut a whole bedroom out of the floor. Then to act like you did somebody a favor blows my mind. Lack of space is the new York problem. So y'all just added to the problem. Put that bedroom back...😢😢😢
I love the wildflower garden on the roof. And that’s about it… It’s a very austere design. And I wouldn’t want to wake up and stare out the window at my neighbors. I also agree with others’ comments on here about the impracticality of the the kitchen storage covers. I assume whoever lives here is not doing their own cleaning though!
I love the $15 million dollar view of a blank wall.
😂😂😂
These really are the type of architects you want to throw your shoe at.
Best i can do is $14
I'll add 20$ 😂 we almost there 😅
😂
$14,95 and it's yours
I'm taking a risk here
😂😂😂😂😂
All the interiors looks like the hallway of a fancy hospital.
I'm a doctor and I second this.
I've never seen someone advertise a space, let alone an almost $15M townhome, with a squatty potty before.
that looked so out of place 😂
No joke, worked on a ~$100m property that had plastic squatty potties and crushed bottles of shampoo. Some items don’t scale with wealth
I had to watch just to see this. Crazy. Couldn't hey have some cute bamboo stool or something???
@@thoughts3897 or just hide it away in one of their infinite closets 🤣
Custom designed everything and no one makes a stylish but ergonomic toilet
Marketing the townhouse for a family with a kitchen that tiny just shows the designers never cooked before....
I was thinking the same thing. The kitchen seemed slim and tiny to me, needed more. I guess for $14 million they order Door Dash every night and only eat leftovers.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks this is not a very well-designed house.
This looks like if someone was inside an apple store 15 years ago to buy their first iphone and said "i want a house that looks exactly like this store today in 2008"
the place feels like half of it is just rooms looking like long sterile hallways
80s corporate hotel vibes. Patrick Bateman could live here.
A whole townhouse and the kitchen is TINY!
I love it, but I would not live there since the neighbors can see everything in the backyard and inside the townhouse. There is no privacy at all.
tinted reflective windows?
even the master bedroom is facing the neighbor's windows across the street. There is literally no privacy.
Some might call that a benefit
privacy in NYC? are you high?hahahahah
@@ShawnLH88 for that price, you can live in a high rise with actual privacy since the windows will not be facing anyone in close proximity. There is such a thing in NYC.
They’ve just thrown money at this. Custom this, and custom that… Only the red brick gives out a bit of soul.
I didn't like anything about what they changed in the house. And i didn't understand it.
The only thing I like about it is the original facade. It's almost comical how everything is hidden but the whole back of the house is basically open like a fishbowl! And if the brief was to design something very bland, they nailed it!
It is very cool and quite an achievement. But it is so sterile I would feel bad just walking in it! The sliding appliance counters will break or get clogged with food. Very quickly. The two best parts: the natural materials used, and the backyard. The backyard might be the best because it feels the most natural, the least space-like. Though NASA would be proud of this interior!
Dave: "HAL, open the door."
HAL: "I can't do that, Dave."
(2001: A Space Odyssey)
🚀🚀🚀
Lol, NASA ... Agree!
you are under the assumption that people will actually cook here. The refrigerator only had drinks in it.
If you live here you’ll have a maid in charge of each appliances in the house
An homage to beige.
Sorry but this is badly designed and overpriced.
1) Ppl in NYC want to maximize floor space per sq ft. They don't need a cutaway on the 2nd floor. 2) Fill in the cutaway and move the kitchen to where the dining room is currently located. Ppl want lots of natural light when cooking, prepping, and washing dishes. 3) The primary bathroom would have shower controls where you don't get wet. 4) No one wants a glass enclosed toilet in a shared bathroom. 5) For $15 million where is the elevator?
ps: The kitchen is where everyone gathers -- no one wants a galley kitchen.
Dressed to impress, but not cozy or homey. I can think of better things to do with my $14,000,000.
Screams “meh”. Expensive “meh”
Well, I won’t be spending my 15 million on the property! The fixtures and fittings are sublime, but the lack of privacy and lack of character just leave me cold! I suspect it would be the ideal property for a multimillionaire minimalist exhibitionist 🤷♂️
WHY DO THE BEDROOMS HAVE PANTRIES
The nannies can tend to the token offspring out of sight that way, until they’re needed for a family Christmas card.
Looks like a fancy rehab facility in the city or IKEA for rich people
that is the chintziest $15 million kitchen I've ever seen.
The entire house, really.
'appliance garage' 2:52 🤣🤣🤣
The "appliance garage" with pull-out drawers and power outlets inside is brilliant.
yikes very nice and specific style but def not worth 14 million sheeeeesh
15 million though
If it was just an empty lot at the same location it would probably be worth $10 million in NYC.
T_T so foul@@ocelot667
Quantum field theory on the chalkboard and a general relativity for kids book?? 🤣
Quantum theory is foreplay. I just love it when my lover shows me his genius.😂
That sculpture on the kitchen table looks deadly ☠️. Don’t use too much black pepper! You might sneeze and become impaled.
It looks like an Apple Store...
that living room makes 0 sense
its like walking into a luxury shoe store
I love the color on the walls, but $14 million dollars? Sounds like a major problem that needs to be fixed.
1:39
That “bright wall” is not the property of whoever will own that townhouse. So if it’s owner decided to paint it a dark color, you’re up the creek. Don’t advertise a benefit of the house which you have no control over.
$15 million and you're basically sleeping on a stage. Look at all those windows across the master bedroom 3:38😳
very nice Fendi store
NGL, most cupboards and stuff have an IKEA vibe to it…
I was hoping for a garage with a car lift.
No garage, no privacy, 2 bedrooms; no guest rooms. Buy a house on the ocean for half that with everything. Beach included.
3:42 my partner would still be distrubed
Very nice! Though for $15 millions, I would hope I do not face an office building! 😂
The view is the worst I've seen so far on this channel...
Why buy a 14 million dollar house that needs "space hacks" ?!
The office looks like Starbucks window seat except no view if I live in nyc definitely skyscraper
“Appliance Garage”? Lol, that gotta be the best one yet!
The 2-story living is the best feature! I’ve never seen that before in any NY townhome. Stunning interior!
Amazing house! Price is probably correct for the location and size. But knowing what other places you can get for this price, i'll skip :).
Exactly... For that much I could buy a farm with 100 acres...
BORING! So sterile! And the presenters really don't sell the place either.
14mil and you can whisper across the way to your neighbors because its so close together!
Anyone notice that the agent looks a bit like Keanu Reeves?
It's a beautiful building
I love the cabinets
Very cold looking.
Lovely, with wonderful design details. Yet the designers choose to install the TV monitor ridiculously high. Was it designed to be watched while standing? C'mon designers, if you don't know intuitively, read an OSHA brief once in a while. As smart, savvy designers, they do know what height does to optimum neck inclination, but solving the problem was deemed "not important enough. it looks fine in photos." Hoping this "doest matter" trend is dying out.
I also thought that was too high.
Every designer seems to do that in designer homes, the worst ones are the ones above a fireplace. Guaranteed neck pain. Almost as if a TV is considered a bad thing and is only included because it ‘must’ be there. I don’t understand how designers haven’t adapted yet.
I'll take it.
I see nothing luxurious intimate or cozy, I see bland sterile spaces devoid of any sense of style or granduer. Amazing people are so style dead and think this represents luxury living.
So true
classical outside modern inside
Very nice, beautiful, & great features. I do think it’s a shame though that they didn’t mention more eco-friendly or sustainable aspects because someone who can afford that price point should be investing in those type of things
How do you define sustainable? And why should people be investing in it more just because they have more? And who decides that?
Beautiful. That ceiling cut out is everything 💓💓💓👏👏👏👏
No thanks. I’ll take something far nicer in the mountains with actual land.
I concur.
The vibe is like an office building
Wow! Great decision to open the ceiling!
looks like a prison....$15 million for absolutely no character or color or anything...ah i love the rich getting scammed
Absolutely stunning
Looks like an office
How long can you wait...I make $14.95/ hour
Very "corporate lobby" vibe.
Yep, this is what I'm talking about.
I love the yacht design sterility and the open spaces, it felt so clean. I would have textured art but I loved it.
It’s pretty but it’s not 14M pretty
3:43 Ahh yess.. for the billionaire physicist couple. Gotta keep things nerdy in the bedroom.
Privacy in the bedroom is more like a local show for the building across. Why are there no curtains for 14 m?
The lack of an elevator is a big dealbreaker for that amount of money.
This is great for a introvert except the fact that your bedroom is facing neighbors windows
This feels like an Apple Store.. which is a praise
Love this contemporary flip property! Love that walkin shower, the living room, and the hidden tv!
Buying my lottery ticket now!
a wet-bar on every floor, does every wet-bar have it's own dish washer or does the help have to haul everything down to the kitchen? and speaking of kitchen the ''appliance garage'' is fine for storage, the pull out shelf/counter top NO obviously these architects know nothing about how a kitchen functions. 14M ?? try again
I would rather have some acres on Kauai with a huge house and garden
Cool house- Kitchen is wak for the price
This is definitely giving me "American Psycho" vibes... I wouldn't even want to visit a house like this, let alone buy it. The lovely view of the wall is just the nail in the coffin ⚰️
That WHITE WALL at 1:54 must be a "Robert Rauschenberg" That accounts for $8,000,000.
That luxury townhouse has opulent interiors. It’s perfect to be living there with all great extravagance on the tips of your fingers.
So beautiful ❤
Very forgettable, no personality
That's incredible design. Will be reaching out when I become a millionaire to design my dream and vacation homes.
Thank you video brilliant compliment.
Disappointing is an understatement.
14 mil and im only getting 4 bedrooms get stuffed 😂
Great view! 😂
Very modern, for sure. The kitchen and the office look similar. Four (4) floors...optional elevator?
Thanks for sharing 😊
sorry but is she selling appliance and furniture?
Did anyone else notice that the bedrooms have pantries? What's that about?? Preteens who get the munchies in the middle of the night and can't be bothered to go down all the stairs to the kitchen?
It's so patients won't have to ring the nurse for a snack.
@@nunya___ 😂😂😂
Nice, creative
Very interesting.
Amazing property
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I like this but I’ll just take the toilet. Regular ones are no joke during the winter 🥶
Y'all cut a whole bedroom out of the floor. Then to act like you did somebody a favor blows my mind. Lack of space is the new York problem. So y'all just added to the problem. Put that bedroom back...😢😢😢
better to have done away with the cold feeling mezzanine and had a more spacious, functional dining and kitchen area.
"Appliance Garage" Fancy 🧐
So nice!
Fifty shades of beige.
I love the wildflower garden on the roof. And that’s about it… It’s a very austere design. And I wouldn’t want to wake up and stare out the window at my neighbors. I also agree with others’ comments on here about the impracticality of the the kitchen storage covers. I assume whoever lives here is not doing their own cleaning though!