I played the awful Jujutsu Kaisen game, so you don't have to
Vložit
- čas přidán 4. 03. 2024
- there's a reason why this is the most refunded game of all time
watch live: / alpharad
edited by: / jomepiece
Watch the full stream here: • I played Jujutsu Kaise... - Hry
You know it's bad when the top review on steam is literally a dot image of gojo saying "Nah I'd refund"
LMAOOO
XDDDDDDDDDDD
pfft
ikr i saw that lmao
HAHAHAHAHA
My favourite part of episode 1 was when Yuji did a Black Flash before he even ate Sukuna's finger.
“He’s just doin it? He doesn’t even need the fingers man!”
I love the part where he learned blood manipulation, reverse cursed technique, and black flash before he even ate sukuna's finger
fr
Yuji: i don't have skill issue
This is not impossible actually ☝️🤓
I came here for the baseball
edit: No baseball :(
The best part of the stream was Jacob's breakdown at the terrible baseball minigame
surely it gets its own video later
@@AJTower_you have to be playing as yuji to do it
Skibdi
@@FoxzWinterland4174not funny
I loved it when yuji said "domain expansion, jump force!" And jumped everyone with force
😂😂😂
💀
LMAOOOO💀
it just summons all of his dead friends to jump anyone and anything inside
@@Nut_Dealer only gets stronger with every chapter 😢
This game definitely is cursed
Special grade
Not even gojo can exorcise this one.
Take my like and go. Far.
Also there's some clashes I think
Pun
They really said "Nah, I'd scam" with this one
4:10
Me (random ass cursed spirit) when yuji pulls 4 black flashes out of his cursed energyless ass (wallahi I'm finished)
LMFAOOO
I hate to be that nerd esk guy but yuji did still have cursed energy at the time.
He just didn’t know how to use it.
@@Nothing-ob8eb ☝🤓
@@Nothing-ob8eb☝🤓
@@cromestone1684☝️🤓
This game could have been an email
Inumaki telling his Kouhai to fucking explode is so genuinely the funniest fucking thing to me. Like, pretty much everything else I can imagine someone surviving (not counting the Curses and Gojo‘s attacks lmao) BUT HE JUST KILLED NOBARA
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me..."
"HOW THE F*CK DID YOU FOOL ME TEN TIMES IN A ROW?!"
skill issue
@@A6XR skull issues*
@@erikez0584skill ussues*
Between this, King Kong, Gollum, and the Avatar game, we have found the Mount Rushmore of shonky video game cash-ins.
Where will you put that Walking Dead game
Where is big rig racing
its like we are back in the early 2000s when every movie and every show had shitty cash grab games, and then theres that one couch coop grim adventures of billy and mandy game for the gamecube
Tbh game was made in more than a year or so
The new naruto game too.
I love how offended he was at the idea of Gojo not being a twink.
Can a 195-cm man be classified as one, btw?
Twink mode activate!
@@lmahu6627well yes
@@lmahu6627 If it looks like a twink, and talks like a twink, it's a twink. If he's tall then he's just a really big twink.
if they are straight, then No@@lmahu6627
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the scammed one.
-Alpharad Satoru
Bro uncle grgrandpa would make this game so much better. Like imagine uncle grandpa using domain expansion with some existential ability.
There should also be gulper eels
His Joint Attack with Giant Realistic Flying Tiger would go hard
Uncle grandpa himself is a domain.
Domain Expansion: Good Morning
@kumaradio5414 bad night is only if he disowns you lol.
It’s wild how Todo got a black flash but he never hit his first black flash until Shibuya
he has hit one before Shibuya its just we see it for the first time in Shibuya
meanwhile yuuji hitting five in a row without any prior cursed energy much less training
@@ssharbait
4
Sukuna uses Fire Arrow which also isn't until Shibuya.
The funniest part of all of this, is that if mahito got hit with 4 black flashes at the school, he'd be dead or at the very least, completely destroyed
"reduce gojo's health to zero"
*Hits you with a fucking hollow purple*
As the strongest game, Cursed Clash, fought against The Fraud, “The Gaming Industry,” it began to expand its domain. All other games shrunk back in fear, then Cursed Clash said: “Stand proud, Gaming, you are strong.”
It’s heartwarming to see that these game developers were rushed just as much as MAPPA animators, good work, MAPPA!
I wish that to emphasize just how quickly Sukuna beat Yuji's ass, they had Sukuna attack BEFORE the round even started and then Yuji dies immediately
I've watched exactly one minute of this video so far and this is the most I've watched of this series
If you have any interest whatsoever, definitely give it a shot. Despite the game, the series is so good. People wouldn't clown on this game quite so hard if the series didn't set expectations so high.
What the guy above me said, it's a pretty good series and it's going up with the second season, give it a try!
Don’t touch the game tho
i mean your loss, it s awesome
I needed a face cam for the moment when Alpha realized Yuji and Todo don't have a team attack.
They do tho
@@revkunau795 I said this the first time he tried and there wasn't one, but later I saw that they did have one.
My favorite part was when Yuji said “This truly has been the Shonnen Jump” ten times in a row.
As someone who has never watched the anime or read the manga, this felt like listening to someone trying to explain Kingdom Hearts.
It's peak you should watch it
"Yuji Yappadori" is just WILD
The 40 layer flashback was like being trapped in a genjutsu
Imagine if your first introduction to this series was "if only I hadn't eaten that finger"
I dont know that Alpharad was this into lobotomy kaisen. Calling Megumi potential man is a sign that he is deep into the lobotomy.
He is alpharad, I feel like he honestly could’ve started lobotomy kaisen
@@Crxsseyed1 honestly no, based of his content and his friendgroup I don't even think I will know if Alpharad watches/likes Jujutsu Kaisen or not eventhough it's a "normie anime now". But I do wonder is the lobotomy tiktok lobotomy or Jujutsufolk lobotomy.
@@cracuss31n52 he definitely watches and likes jujutsu kaisen based on this video, he makes references and talks about things that you’d only know if you’ve personally watched the anime, the meme’s definitely could be made if you didn’t watch it, but the things he says are definitely things only a watcher would reference
The mobile game (Jujutsu Kaisen: Phantom Parade) had more effort put into it
Dude I love that game, literally so true tho
Opening for the game is also peak. The MV is just full of hidden spoilers, and it's pretty great audio-wise.
They should sue for defamation
I just want a good official jjk game
I just want a good anime game in general. We got Xenoverse 2 and Storm 4, then nothing good since
dragon ball fighterz?
Devil May Cry gameplay would be such a good fit for JJK or CSM
@samuelmurphy2891 true, I was thinking along the lines of 3d type games like the ones I mentioned
it's sad that roblox has better JJK fighting games than a game that costs $60
Yuji has never seen or used cursed energy and he just pulled 3 black flashes in a row okay lmao
Lmao do you even watch the show wtf
"Ryomen Sukuna has been unlocked" is the worst thing you can see
I feel like one season of a show isn’t enough to fill out a cool roster of characters, like we have vanilla ass maki
Came here for “Nah I’d win”
Edit: there’s no “Nah I’d win” 😢
You clearly have zero attention span because there was one within 2 minutes of the video
22:30 Nah i'd jump
24:04 nah i'd baby
@@notmyaccountwastaken Well, the line wasn't on the actual game Jacob himself said it about a billion times though
wait till jjk season 3 bro 🗿
8:03 i like how his "lip sync hello" Actually synced with yuji's anim
Wow, I didn’t realized how much i missed this kind of content from mr alpharad. Of course I love the scripted content on main, but i think the nostalgia is just getting to me since i first started watching in 2018
10:15 homie got spoiled by the cursed clash relationship chart
21:35 you’re just bullying him at this point 😂😂
tbh, it's what Mahito deserves.
This video feels more like "old alpharad" and I love it.
“You have unlocked ryomen sukuna” is literally “you can now play as luigi”
I havent watched jujitsu kaisen but my goal is to learn the plot of the entire series without watching a single episode. This is one of the most informational things i have ever seen
This was the ultimate "so you dont have to" video
this stream convinced me to watch jjk and i finished it this morning and i’ve never regretted anything more. it was incredible. thanks!
@@Koro27
Isn’t he saying that he liked it lmao
@@dazzlingpurple756 not sure what the other guy said but yeah it’s probably one of if not the best show i’ve ever seen it’s just horribly sad at the end
@@louisearcher2511what a terrible show that constantly plays with all of your emotions. Anyway where’s season 3
@@pizzavert4020in the making, we just probably have to wait like two years? (💀)
@@xenongamer7810Is JJK weekly or monthly? Because they might be in the same boat as Bungou Stray Dogs, in which the anime has caught up to the manga and we are only just now covering new content… BSD is monthly btw so I imagine not even two years will be enough 💀
I’m dying. I can’t believe Yuji did a black flash before he even ate a finger
best part of stream was the hour and a half of baseball, can't believe he cut almost all of it out
The LIVE Chat : " Nah I'd Refund "
💀💀💀💀
I would love to see an Arcsys JJK fighting game, but shitty licensed games have such a (terrible) charm to them that I don't know if I would give it up to get that lmao
edit: i absolutely would this game sucks
the way characters ragdoll at the end of matches is just sending me
I can't believe there are ppl who actually cope so hard and say that this game good like its a paid sponsorship
It’s fun but it’s worth like $20 at most
Yo, one of the friends on PS4 I haven't talked to in a year has been playing this game for a week straight... I think something is wrong with him.
shit man what bet did he lose to put himself through such torture@@lthomason702
tbh the "good" part isn't all about the representation, they could mean what they experience playing it
@@patrickthegamer7142 It has genuinely worse combat than free Roblox games, Cursed Clash is worth like $5, $10 only if it ever gets updated again
the main channel version of this video is the Google slides recap of jjk s1 he was talking about
"canonically this fight always goes well" 💀
5:18 NAH WHAT EVEN IS THAT ATTACK BRO 😭👊
I'm guessing it's a lapse blue
1:17 At least the pictures from the PowerPoint meshes better than the ones in the Dokkan Battle app.
Bet you're a legends fan
@@adamramirez1891bet youre a dokkan fan
@@IDKWhatToPutHereSo perhaps
Dokkan reference?? In my alpha vid???
I tried Dolan Battle once, and I could not focus on the game because every single piece of clip art was in a different art style. I’m not saying you shouldn’t like it. I’m saying it’s not for me.
Also, I never played Legends.
I like the games character models and also that they didn’t use Ai voicebanks. At least the game is way more polished than then the Actual Scam of a Game, Naruto Ninja Storm Connections.
Okay, I have a list of things i found to be wrong with this game as I watched:
1. Sukuna was not Sukuna-ing
2. Gojo's Infinite Void was not Infinite Voiding
3. Obviously, the Main Menu design was absolute ASS
4. The animation during chapter selection when moving around LACKED
5. The gameplay HUD was taking too much space - the dialogue box was SO distracting, it almost defeated the purpose of playing the game
6. The health bar was smaller than the energy bar
7. The tag team combos looked weak...
8. Almost every character has the same running animation
9. They didn't even bother to create 3D animations of the cutscenes; just PowerPoint presentations with screenshots
10. No animations when starting a new chapter
11. The font used for text made it feel boring to even read throughout the game; should've used a font similar to Times New Roman
Also, side note, you didn't have to do Mahito SO dirty LMAO 😭😭😭
5:21 Bro really thought he was in JoJo All Star Battle
7:29 AND THEN WITH THE EYES OF HEAVEN
No facecam really makes this feel like old-school World of Light Alpharad video lol
14:32 alphas becomes power scaler. Truly this game does IT to you
16:00 “HUH!?” READ THE STORY GOJO IS BUILT
Nah, I'd lose.
-Jacob 2024
i left the game running by accident and couldn't refund it :(
I dont actually see vods, but this one i watched all the way, 5 hours of my life watching you play this
And Then YOU PLAYED BASEBALL FOR 2 HOURS
great vid! I can wait for episode 2!
“This is THE jump force right now” killed me 💀
ive been waitin for this vid the yt post🤧
so happy for the canon accurate nobara gameplay, she really did one shot across the map :) i miss her so much man
I cant help but lose my shit at the damn pool whistle toot at the end of each fight 😂😂😂
I think you threw this idea out there before, but a JJK version of Ultra Rumble would go so hard! Give it a solo mode, maybe a bigger map. Domains could go wild tbh cuz since they're susceptible to outside attacks, it'd always be a huge risk to drop your ult. Domain fights would basically become a mini 1v1 arena as long as they hold out.
This is the craziest PowerPoint presentation ive seen
I wish JJK game was a turn based game than a fighting game tbh the techniques and the RNG with hitting a black flash and grading system of each cursed object/tool/spirit/sorcerer/enemies really would suit it as a turn based game like darkest dungeon where sorcerers would plunge into cursed domains/ abandoned areas to fight curses or curse users for loot and also an optional gacha for curse users lmao.
This has My Hero One’s Justice way of story telling
Been waiting so long for this
Alpharad~ "im sure if anyone is still watching they have atleast seen episode 1"
Me~ nope and now i dont wanna
I just started the show recently, mad fun! I heard ppl rlly hyped for this game but I've not seen anything after release soo... idk what to expect
10:49 surprised alpha didn't acknowledge the fact potential man here stole his line.
this was truly our sorcery fight
Sad thing is this could’ve been decent, it would’ve been fine if someone like CyberConnect2 developed it and do what they did with Naruto and Demon Slayer.
as someone who hasn’t seen JJK I’m sure this will be a very good entrypoint into the franchise
Not even 14 minutes into the video, and my chromecast has already kicked me out TWICE. Truly a cursed clash moment
17:03 I just know them toenails need some pliers for cutting and a whole grinder for filing 💀🤣
did bro really just say that jjk was the best animated series of all time.
blud is forgetting about one punch man season 1
You really need to watch more anime lil bro
I can't believe they made a game adaptation of John Werry's "Warlock Squabble".
I find it so weird that you set up joint attacks by sending them in the air but none of them take place in the air. They could have made them all joint attacks by having the first character send them down and then the second following up somehow.
20:39
"Would you plan?"
"Nah, I'd win."
6:55 *laughs in eyepatch*
Yuji fighting Mahito be like: "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"
The real jjk was the friends we made through the pain
I haven't watched this series at all so this feels like watching Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm cutscenes to understand Naruto.
Don’t say that, at least Ninja storm had actual recreations of scenes this is JUST a slideshow
@@-kng- fair enough :)
The panels are also similiar to the actual manga panels in vol 1 and same text
Love it when megumi said “twin meteors Recoil Scale of the Dragon”
Ah. So this what it means to Stand On Business. 8:24
Domain Expansion.
I've never watched/read JJK. I don't know what my domain does.
in the show when megumi fought todo he tried to summon mahoraga
Maybe the real Jujutsu Kaisens were the friends we made along the way.
8:24 nah man hes standing on business
I didn't watch jujutsu kaisen where is there just some fuckass panda im crying
I havnt seen Jutsu Kaisen but "finger gobbler" pinkhair man has me rolling. Mildly disturbed but its funny sounding, might watch
Finger gobbler will make you cry when you watch the anime 😂
I’m so happy the peak of alpha rads happiness was just jumping mahito 10 times
Worth a solid 9 dollars and 99 cents