I'm done with food content guys. I mean it. I like the way the microphone feels in my hand. I feel power. I feel might. Honestly, I haven't been this happy since Miitomo. My microphone and I are going to spend several weeks in the wilderness. Please don't bother us.
The year? The decade??? No, he’s most certainly the journalist of the Century! No living journalist on this earth shall compare to his amazing journalism!!!
This is actually mocking that Japanese guy who interviews people but only chooses controversial answers, like the cheating one, he chooses the one who answered "yeah i think it's not cheating if my bf just does it with a whore". But this guy masks it with April fools lol, good one.
Not even close He said 'Where is the bottom west exit that looks like the east exit in the middle of upper shinjuku station' Comes off a lot cleaner in japanese but thats the entirety of what he said
I took it as that is usually the first English sentence most Japanese people learn. I got the same reaction any time I asked a question in Japan: ".......".
@@awetistic5295 Whenever I met a German person outside of Germany, the conversation inevitably made it its way to bread, and lack of good bread wherever we might be. 100% of the time.
@@ZekaChi When a friend of us studied in Japan for a year, the one thing we had to smuggle into the country as a present was bread. Lack of German bread is a very serious issue.
Nobody knows where's what in Shinjuku Station. You just roam around, looking for a way out and hope for the best. But my guess is twice up, one left and three downs from the center. Right next to the シュークリーム place.
Can you ask them if they think a samurai could take a bear in a fight? Oh but be sure to specify that the bear knows how to use nunchucks, gotta keep it fair you know
I was shocked because I thought he was going to interview ACTUAL people. Not FOOD🤣! And you say you're done with food, while you just TALKED to food🤣. What a laugh🤣💖!
First off, that microphone spin was too smooth. 😏 Second, I wonder what everyone irl thought while watching this man walk around interviewing various food products.
I'm just imagining what this would look like from an outside perspective. like, think about it, you go to a convenience store to get some snacks and you just see this man going around to the food and holding a microphone to his mouth and then to the food like an interview but chances are he only said stuff in a voiceover afterwards but at the time he was probably just holding it
The convenience stores in the USA are looking grosser and grosser each year. Aisles not kept clean, product everywhere and not organized, lack of inventory in many instances, poor quality products at high prices. 7-Eleven in Japan is WAAAAY different than it is in the USA.
Can you imagine the workers seeing a foreigner enter the convenience with a phone and a mic and then they just see him going around the store interviewing the ice creams lmao
@@meriwilliams1217 could you link this and the other one mentioned because i’ve been scrolling a few times trying to find it but somehow I didn’t see them every time
I'm done with food content guys.
I mean it.
I like the way the microphone feels in my hand. I feel power. I feel might. Honestly, I haven't been this happy since Miitomo.
My microphone and I are going to spend several weeks in the wilderness.
Please don't bother us.
Check that Calender
How awkward was this to film in public on a scale from 1-10?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope these are actually bangers
..you wanna be alone with your mic in the woods? Or like..N/M.
The other customers must think he is crazy 😂😂😂
I like to imagine this is something common in Japan
“ah, typical gaijin"
I went to japan last year and on takashita street there was a guy dressed like Mt fuji 🏔 @gabutman6144
That microphone flip was sick
He runs faster with a mic
People sleeping how he was gonna literally interview "NPC" at the end lmaooo
I came here to say this but it appears I'm a week late
It gave me some serious Naruto vibes
Journalist of the year
Can't argue with what we saw
Definitely. The way he respects the people he interviewed to finish first before saying thank you is amazing. Top notch journalist right there.
A definite contender for journalist of the decade.
The year? The decade??? No, he’s most certainly the journalist of the Century! No living journalist on this earth shall compare to his amazing journalism!!!
One of the journalists of all time.
I thought Lawson’s ice cream made some really insightful points. Very based.
The ice cream's opinions could be offensive to other convenience marts.
Omg it’s Josh slavin
I thought they were kinda cold to him
Creamy opinions indeed.
@@mangofett69it’s clear they didn’t gel together too much
It's the way he flips the mic for me
That shit was smooooth
It made me feel things
Pls this made me giggle, i love silly things like this as april fools
Forgot it was April fools
Was pretty funny lol
I keep forgetting what day it is. lol
I rather forget than deal with it
It's already April 2nd here for me so I was puzzled lol
This is actually mocking that Japanese guy who interviews people but only chooses controversial answers, like the cheating one, he chooses the one who answered "yeah i think it's not cheating if my bf just does it with a whore". But this guy masks it with April fools lol, good one.
For the non japanese speakers:
He's asking where the west exit in Shinjuku is?
Not even close
He said 'Where is the bottom west exit that looks like the east exit in the middle of upper shinjuku station'
Comes off a lot cleaner in japanese but thats the entirety of what he said
@@KingJH0510 thanks
Do u think based on his accent, is he native japanese or not
@@egalscheie5714 if I remember correctly, he's not native, he's from America!
"this is a pen"
"This is seriously a pen nothing else to it"
"No apple, not pineapple, just pen."
😵The microphone is actually a pen???😵
I took it as that is usually the first English sentence most Japanese people learn. I got the same reaction any time I asked a question in Japan: ".......".
This is the street interview we all have been looking for
This is the interview we need, but not the one we deserve right now.
nothing says "i have fully integrated into the Japanese population" like the speed at which you can say ありがとうございます and not get tongue tied
Lol I thought he was making fun of Takeshii because he said in the exact same way he says it 😂🎉
Some of my kaisha colleagues say it so quick it's "AZIMASS", kills me when I say it back and they're in awe how I picked up that way hahaha
I like that this is high key roasting those types of channels. A+ April Fools joke.
Dude the absolute level of snark radiating from this video was phenomenal.
日本語の発音めっちゃ自然ね
Imagine walking into your local grocery store and seeing a man holding a microphone to a strawberry ice cream bar in silence
The sliced cheese was not ready for that question 😭🤣
This is groundbreaking journalism.
Somebody call Bellingcat, they're missing out on this gem right now.
0:45 did you say すみません、新宿の上の真ん中にやるしたの方の東出口と見せかけて西出口でどこですか？
No I said this is a pen
@@japaneatmy bad!
That microphone flip had me dying 🤣
I'm looking forward to this new JapanTalks direction, can we get a video of you asking people for the time next?
JapanTalks, ok that's a good one
The microphone spin was clean 🤩
The store clerk must be looking at him like 😊 while thinking "crazy foreigner"
This is a satire video mocking street interview channels 😂👍👍👍
That ice cream had a point, totally agree with their statements
英語上手ですね
止まれ
he read me like a book with that "chotto dake"
I want to see more hard hitting journalism like this
"What's the one thing all foreigners should know before they come to Japan?"
"I exist. And I'm half off."
Imagine if some foreign guy came to America and started talking to the bread in German or something lol 🤣🤣🤣
Talking to bread is a perfectly normal thing in Germany. Don't judge.
@@awetistic5295 Whenever I met a German person outside of Germany, the conversation inevitably made it its way to bread, and lack of good bread wherever we might be. 100% of the time.
@@ZekaChi When a friend of us studied in Japan for a year, the one thing we had to smuggle into the country as a present was bread. Lack of German bread is a very serious issue.
@@awetistic5295 The struggle is real 😞 .
“新宿の上の真ん中にある下の方の東出口と見せかけて西出口どこですか” bro’s going through it fr
Nobody knows where's what in Shinjuku Station. You just roam around, looking for a way out and hope for the best.
But my guess is twice up, one left and three downs from the center. Right next to the シュークリーム place.
発音すごすぎてやばい😂
When you take playing with your food to the next level and hold a whole conversation with the convenience store ramen 🍜
Can you ask them if they think a samurai could take a bear in a fight? Oh but be sure to specify that the bear knows how to use nunchucks, gotta keep it fair you know
At the moment, he talked with the Sandwiches and the subtitle said "This is a pen"... it was like watching Anime on Crunchyroll 😂😂
When the guy said “ “ that made me think.
I like how you started speaking more Japanese recently
The fucking mic emote before every question
I was shocked because I thought he was going to interview ACTUAL people. Not FOOD🤣! And you say you're done with food, while you just TALKED to food🤣. What a laugh🤣💖!
I got so fucking confused and laughed so hard when you started talking about different exits xD
The east and west exit line somehow funny to me
That’s a long sentence in Japanese just to say “This is a pen” 😂
The only April Fools that I actually enjoyed 😂
Next time, get the pigeons opinions. And that microphone flip flexing 💪
Imagine walking into the convient store and seeing this man holding a mic infront all of this food
“Honey, there’s a foreigner holding a mic up to our goods”
Omg your voice is so different while speaking japanese 😂
... ok I ADORE your Japanese voice. That is such a smooth voice and cadence.
The Beef Jerky really wasn't having any of your interview nonsense.
Sugoooi. Ganbatte!👏 (🙏Best regards from ordinary gaijin)
So I’m just learning Japanese, but in the last part, what I think he said was “this is a pen”
Tell me you're an introvert without telling me You're an introvert 😂
✨This is a pen✨😭😭
新宿駅の出口は日本人でも迷う😭
Well "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" lol😂
I thought bro had schizophrenia for a sec until I remembered it was april fools day 💀
A very enlightening interview
Can’t believe this is the video where I finally hear you speak Japanese
First off, that microphone spin was too smooth. 😏
Second, I wonder what everyone irl thought while watching this man walk around interviewing various food products.
The 'This is a pen' reference had me dying😂
新宿駅はほんと迷子になる😅
Man, that is some smooth command of the Japanese language ☺️
Japan eat: what you think about Japan's aging population?
Ice cream: dude were just Ice cream. As long as they eat us, we're happy
Yeah. *I scream* at this issue plaguing Japan.
Best “man on the street” interview I’ve seen in a long time.
I genuinely enjoy your Japanese
Bro the thing that jerky said was out of pocket
i appreciate the "this is a pen" reference
I'm just imagining what this would look like from an outside perspective.
like, think about it, you go to a convenience store to get some snacks and you just see this man going around to the food and holding a microphone to his mouth and then to the food like an interview but chances are he only said stuff in a voiceover afterwards but at the time he was probably just holding it
When I went to Japan my favorite part was definitely conversing with the Lawson's ice-cream over life's greatest problems.
the perfect journalism for introverts
This guy never misses
This is the most compelling piece of media journalism I've ever seen. You have great talent. 👏👏👏
This guy always has great satire and great random references
This is a pen.
Priceless
Such profound silence ... wakarimashita...
No Takashi was harmed during the video 🤣
When the interviewer is a hardcore introvert.
When he asked about the aging Japan society, he got some cold answers.
I envy this. It seems like a simple way of life instead if being drunk at 2 a.m
Best April Fools ever thank you JapanMicrophone XD
What those ice creams said was sooooo true! I totally agree with those guys.
I love the humor in this. Sometimes those videos have that feeling...
The convenience stores in the USA are looking grosser and grosser each year. Aisles not kept clean, product everywhere and not organized, lack of inventory in many instances, poor quality products at high prices. 7-Eleven in Japan is WAAAAY different than it is in the USA.
This makes me think the food are introverts and too nervous to speak into the mic
The silence is telling...
this is the best short of all time
I want to say this is the most clever and funny April Fools joke I’ve seen.
Japaneats had it with all these street interviews😂
that cashier i the store looking at he random guy interview packaged food... LOL
Low key showing all the best ice cream.
Also the NPC at the end is unreal. 😂
Truly enlightening answers
Can you imagine the workers seeing a foreigner enter the convenience with a phone and a mic and then they just see him going around the store interviewing the ice creams lmao
Beef jerky have the best answer. Kudos to him. What a gentleman
Imagine the face of the grocery clerk for a moment
Yes yes yes! The best Japanese interview on the internet.
i hope japaneat and his microphone have a wonderful journey together 😌
"Oho kay, yeah yeah.." that was so silly 🥲🤍
A slow descent into madness.........
How could the crisp bag say something so controversial but true 😢
We need a video of you speaking full Japanese next because it’s adorable and nice to hear??
He has before. But I don't remember which video
@@toonbax3the interviews with people having a restaurant or a stand
@@Kasa022 Right!!
check out the Jesus Pizza video!
@@meriwilliams1217 could you link this and the other one mentioned because i’ve been scrolling a few times trying to find it but somehow I didn’t see them every time
That was alot of words for "this is a pen" 😂
Yummy variety of food!