Harelip’s Birthday Run

BALI HASH HOUSE HARRIERS 2
Run: #1642
Date: SATURDAY 25-May- 2024
Our runs start promptly at: 4:00 PM - Please try to arrive by 3:30PM so you can pay your run fee and bget ready to go by 4PM.
Location: Blahkiuh Swimming Poll, Jalan Sutomo, Abiansemal, Badung Regency, Bali, Indonesia.
Hares: Germo & Muddy Man
Occasion: ☘️ Harelip’s Birthday Run☘️
Coordinates: -8.510264, 115.206953
Run Fees
MEMBERS BEER: Rp100,000
MEMBER SOFT DRINKS: Rp40,000
INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp80,000
NON-INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp200,000
KIDS UNDER 15 YEARS OLD: Rp10,000
NON-INDONESIAN VISITOR Kids Rp 50.000,-
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BHHH2 Hash Trash Run #1642 25 May 2024
Blah Kiuh Swimming Pool
Monkey Business!
An intriguing sight greeted those who took the long
trail after the split, just to the south of Sangeh
Monkey Forest. It wasn’t because our Hares Germo
and Muddy Man were being profligate with their
paper supply; rather they had made a cunning plan,
when they were surveying their route last Sunday,
to stash a bag at this point along the trail.
But, as a certain Scottish poet once wrote,
“The best
laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley.” A
large bag full of enticing colour proved an irresistible
temptation to the primate hordes who discovered
that the stuff was no taste treat but was great fun to
scatter in all directions about the forest.
While the longer trail headed north through
the gloom of the forest (despite the colourful
decorations), the shorter route - a mere 8½
kms - headed off to the east and down to
Taman Mumbul.
From there the trail wound its circuitous way
along the subak until it recrossed the main
drag. As it turned out, there was no need for
all that extra paper. The monkeys were
welcome to it because another HHH group had used this very route only last Thursday - there
was already plenty of trail marks along this section anyway.
On On we went, towards Pondok Jaka, and it was all downhill from there - a blessing for the long
runners who covered some 12½ clicks. Thanks to Germo & MM for a very scenic trail.
Next time, please bring something edible for the monkeys!
A more moderate number of hashers this week enjoyed a fine day for their jaunt, though still
over 100.
Please arrive by 3.30 to register.
There were plenty of “old timers” on hand . . .
. . . and the “usual suspects” touting
for business at the Hash Boutique
(thanks Wooden Eyes) and the more
edible offerings of Labia Minora,
Cocopops and No Deposit.
The Circle
With the relatively smaller area available for this gathering the
Hash Master Mount’n Groan had little trouble getting what he
called the hoi polloi to circle up.
What will he call us next? The “plebs", "rabble", "the masses",
"the great unwashed", "riffraff", "proles"?
One thing the HHH is not is elitist, so no one in this mob would
claim to be offended, would they?
Acclamation and a Down Down for the Hares of the day who
chose a run site not used by BHHH2 for quite some time.
The Returners were fêted and then the Leavers were
called into the Circle. But what’s a small difference in
spelling matter, eh Lieve? Sounds as if you should have a
Down Down anyway, even though you’re not going
anywhere!
But for Drongo Wanker and Sheryl it’s
Viva España - safe journey and buen viaje
with some hashing activities definitely on
the agenda. On On, you two.
The Baptismal font was in use again as Religious
Advisor and Hash Wizard Wooden Eye flourished his
holy wand at these Virgins. Welcome to BHHH2.
No first timer, Chilli Ring
from Singapore’s Lion City
HHH was also made
welcome.
Happy Hashy Birthday wishes to 2
stalwarts of BHHH2 . . .2 . . . 2 . . .
Two Melons and our absent good mate
Harelip, enthusiastically represented by
Mount’n Groan, Gritty Balls, Concrete
Erection & Worm.
“May you live 100 years . . . ” On Back, Harelip!
Can anyone remember why Jorok finished up with his end on
the ice? I can’t, but at least this time he spared us any blushes!
Anyone would think these 2 had known each other for 30-odd
years . . .
And thus went another great day of hashing in Paradise . . . On On!!

[@Wave741]

In two weeks joining you guys again.
On On