An Old Tory MP Defects To Reform - Larry & Paul
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- čas přidán 1. 07. 2024
- There could be big changes on the way for Tory Grandee Sir Edwin Beaufort.
The Conservative stalwart is considering a move to Reform. And he only has the very best intentions.
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I went to a reform rally once . I think Jeremy Kyle was due to speak there but no one could find him despite everyone shoutiong " Seen Kyle , seen Kyle ?" . Aaaanyhoo a fun day was had by all and there was even games for the kids . Pin the failed tory policy on the migrant was a particular favorite as I remember and , as the sun slowly sank over Clacton pier , the night was filled with the sounds of gammons tutting and the traditional arguments about trans people . What a bunch of assholes .
What a lovely story.
Poor ol’ Kyle. I heard he failed a lie detector test. No one’s heard of him since.
Nice story Bob.
😂😂😂
Calling old white males gammons is about as racist as calling other groups names. Wonder if you wear a balaclava while you smash windows as part of far left establishment hating mobs.
Sir Edwin Beaufort and Anne Widdecombe would make a lovely couple.
That's a marriage made in bleeuuugghh. Which is, incidentally, the name of Nigel Farage's house at school. A bit like Slytherin but with more enforced buggery, fewer likeable people, and absolutely no transexuals... if anyone was looking.
Do you mind! I've just had my dinner!
@@JK-pe6ft think of the children....
😱😱the horror..
Seen her at Paddington station the other day, she looks like Gimli type.
I'm not convinced this is real, the last place you'll find Faraggee is in Clacton.
Perhaps he's a Farage Mirage!
@@stephengraham1153 un pet en Clacton.
Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort defecting? We truly are in uncertain times
Was that a typo? Surely even Tories defecate every day.
I’m pretty sure he’s my local MP here at Lower Bishops Twansford.
He seems too chilled for ReFuck UK 🤣
The Fürage will be thrilled to welcome another Tory MP.
Breaking news: Second reform candidate Georgie David has defected to the tories because she says the “vast majority” of her fellow candidates are “racist, misogynistic and bigoted”.
Sir Edwin defecting to Reform? Such a political hurricane ranks a 12 on the Beaufort scale
That’s true. I’ve heard that he ranks very highly.
I see what you did there. Take my upvote.
Lord Sir Edwin touched me on my delicate tissue, at Eton.
What a lovely story.
To stop the boats could we try a Farage Barrage?
As Farage surrounds himself with airheads, could they not be described as Farage Balloons?
@@michaelbaynham5107 "Farage barrage balloons", another three word slogan.
@@davidpowell6098: that’s the What3Words code for a point about 3 metres off the end of Clayton pier.
A little oldie but here goes …
Gove and Farage by Crank Spin Mantra (aka Odious Mirage)
Gove and Farage, Gove and Farage
A pair of Brexiteers that we disparage
Masochists they’ll suffer
But which of them will be the fluffer?
Loathsome Farage, in his garage
Hates the planet, he prefers the “car age”
He’ll treat differentially
Refugees, to whom he’ll scream “no entry”
He’ll cry “why not separate them”
In the confusion
He’ll, lie “guys, they should not come, because
It’s an intrusion”
Gove and Farage, Gove and Farage
Locked together in a loveless marriage
Yet they now discover
That France has won, and it’s no fun
With sovereignty they can’t recover
They’ll cry “why not celebrate phlegm”
They will not flu shun
They’ll high five, now all their crony scum
Need blood transfusions
Gove and Farage, Gove and Farage
Each were once locked in a loveless marriage
Yet both now discover
Their wives have run, the world pokes fun
At pants undone, but they’ve no lovers
@@chriswalford4161 With concrete wellies on.
Those eyebrows though!😂
" stop the boats"... OMDG
The solutes at the end topped this off… so close to reality this really should be seen as a documentary 😂
Sir Edwin, my favourite....
Say it ain't so, Sir Edwin, say it ain't so?! 😥😭
Sir Edwins political knowledge and integrity is an example to us all.
BRILLIANT
What better qualification for a Reform candidate than being an ex tory?
Not forgetting a racist bigot
What a lovely Tory.
What an amazing double act!😂
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If only there were advisors such as this who dared speak an ounce of truth, rather than simply what the American's tell them to advise.
Love the "nyyeeaah" and when he looked directly at us 😆
Can't wait for Sir Edwin to appear on HIGNFY after losing his seat!
Sir Edwin...defecating?...surely not.......siff, sniff.....hang on though....
Sir Edwin Beaufort detecting the winds of change.
Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort defective? I thought so.
Your posh Tory MP impression is unrealistic...it's nowhere near posh enough ;)
I already clicked liked as I know it'll be great :)
The need to keep their face in the public money trough is strong with this one- it's natures survival instinct.
Read that in an Attenborough voice .
that some great looking gammon!
The old Tory is edging his bets 😂😂😂 good stuff guys.
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Haha you know it's sad but true!
What a lovely story. Apart from no Black and White Demonic zoom in Sir Edwin............
The Bergerac gag had me spitting my Beaujolais!
Actually that part of SW France has a quite a lot of English expats who identify with our favourite Tory.
@@ZBurtonHunt Le Pen will be pleased.
The eyebrows grow bigger and bigger
Sir Edwin reminds me of my father, except left-wing
What a lovely video, he has my vote!
This makes me sadder than it should.
"Richard Tice's lot?"
"Who?"
Heh heh.
Future PM!
Stop the boats 🤚
omg the little salute!
Love Sir Edwin but disappointed in the lack/reduced eyebrow acting
Always leave them wanting more....
@@chaunceyfeatherstone6209 true
Great sketch, as always! Miss the Thursday nights, Slainte!
Excellent , thanks for your work.
Our pleasure! Please share!
I love these documentaries! 😉
Stop the boats and grab some votes! Or, at least, talk loudly and angrily about stopping the boats, and in so doing grab some votes. I like how Sir Edwin is already au fait with the loony-fringe tactic of dealing with an incident that they can't put a better spin on - say that the perpetrator was an actor!
😂 I do like Sir Edwin.
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Excellent satire … or is it for real? Can’t wait to vote tomorrow.
Then it’s get comfy with a bowl of nuts and a can of Guinness for the rest of the night.
✌👌👍👍👌
Excellent, thanks for the good work
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Sir Edwin will no doubt get a job on GB News come 5th July 2024. If Jacob Rees Mogg gets his arse kicked out his seat, Sir Edwin could come in and take his programme.
Or Head of News & Current Affairs at the BBC, or perhaps Chairman. What a lovely story.
Sir Edwin would think that the Overton Window is a double glazing company
Bring Back Boris! I’ve no idea why though, perhaps I’ll vote Republican, can I do that?
What's a Clacton....lol
guys, never stop, you're wonderful.
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I suggest that "Heil" is too German, so we'll say "Hey yo, Farage" around these parts.
Marvelous eyebrows! Sir Edwin 👍
Loving the strong Nigel Thornberry energy from Sir Edwin.
Last time I was in Clacton the only things hanging round a derelict Garage were Crackheads.
I always thought Great Yarmouth was the holding pen for the Jeremy Kyle nation.
Oooef, that ‘stop the boats’ salut was vaguely reminiscent of something from 1940’s Germany. Truly scary
What a lovely story
😂😂😂 an actor 😮😮😮
Ahhh, treasured transparency. Lord Sir Edwin for PM! Not like the UK could do much worst.
Stop the boats 🙋♂️
Reminds me of another tory politician I once knew; Sir Bucking Castard-Funt QC MP.
It's a relief to see the english reject bigotry today
Love the hand gestures at the end there with Stop The Boats. It looked familiar but just can't place it... thinking Charlie Chaplin moustache ... Funny march. Nope, It's gone. For now.
stop the votes
I vote for Neal 😂
Can I press the "Like" button yet? There are eight minutes to go before I can find it funny........
Reform needs to be careful, these mps are the ones that caused a lot of the problems for conservatives and will do so for reform. Labour is now full of conservatives, and that needs to be controlled or they need to be controlled until they have proven themselves.
I hate the fact that many labour mps have very strict conservative values, but to keep there power they join whatever party that can guarantee their seats.
Time to have parties evict members that do not follow the values the party supports, in fact it should be made a crime for anyone to join a party but fight against that party from within.
For whom the bell 4:33
Haha - we thought that while editing!
Well im affraid that Reform UK are bit unpleasant chaps.
Related to Charles?
🤣😂🤣😂
Oops - thought it was Harry & Paul...won't make that mistake again. Shite.
Great comedy:) I do want to touch upon one thing. The tiny minority was 14% of the uk vote....more than voted for the liberal democrates and vastly more than the less than 1% of the uk pop that identifies as trans who seem to have the ability to dictate policy to the rest of the uk. So yeah not such a minority after all and sure some of those people are very racist and intolerant.....however there is a weird thing where this whole multicultural society is being forced into our nation and the opinions of people who don't want that are somehow ignored and villified.
Immigrants coming over here not taking our jobs. Make a good slogan that i think
Stop the brows!
When did satire end and you guys begin?
Perhaps needs a straighter arm and a shorter slogan ... like "Stop Boats, Stop Boats" repeat ad nauseum as you march along in your shiny leather Wellingtons.
Acting 10 Script 3
Solid feedback.
well that was cringe.
That's what we said!
Look Larry and Paul I am really worried for your future. If you keep highlighting the truth Fish-Face Farage will surely come looking to shut you down. 😅
Starmer's Labour is surely a much better fit
What is this crap?
A comment you made on a YT comment section apparently.
The truth hurts huh.
Oh look......a snowflake!
They made us do it!
It's a stitch up, they are paid actors.
The gammons will go into meltdown 😂😂
@spazzymacgee5648
And you groomers will smugly titter )
This is really funny 🤣
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