I SHREDDED MY HAND!! | Job Simulator
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- I SHREDDED MY HAND!! | Job Simulator
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It’s almost 2024, but Dan is still legendary. He has made everyone’s childhood, including mine. I still frequently watch his videos, and they will NEVER age. Thank you Dan, not just for one person’s life, but for everyone’s.
Now it is 2024
@@alainagames8161 and he is still respected globally
Hi😊
@@ryanboswell5630 hi!
Ikr 😭😭❤
Let's be honest. This was the coolest thing back then. Its amazing for far vr has come since this.
I know right.
Because of Dan I to this day still want to play Job Simulator
@@thiccchungo1041 I just played it because of him it’s so fun
Gosh that intro.
@@thiccchungo1041 it’s rlly fun
This is the video that introduced me to VR, and what made me so enticed with Job Simulator! I love how much Dan carried my childhood, maybe more than some very important people!
True.
I agree,
Obviously
yo dan is sick he plays games for a living...
The cooking one did
I love how Dan opens his mouth, even if he drinks in a game.
Lol
Or eats
Ha ;)
lol
I do the same-
Sorry for the strange intro audio!! Didn't realise that was happening. Hope you enjoy the video!! :D
First :3
It's ok.
First like
you are so funny and i love your vids :D
Dantdm I love you you make the best vids ever!!!!!
This guy carried our childhood
bro fr. This is one of my favorite videos ive always wanted job simulator since i was a kid and now im finnaly geting a vr and gonna play it. 😁 im so excited
Yea
He didn’t just carry it, he lifted it to the mountains
True
Yessss
6:33 "What's that?" (plap) "Oh i just hit my wall."
not funny, didn't laugh
LOLOLOLOL
hahahaha u just made that a lot funnier
Dan: "I need to make these VR videos much more often."
And then he never plays Job Simulator again...
So true
he should play vacatoin sim :)
I know
right it’s been five years for me and he still hasn’t played it again
@@UwUFloofyKittenoWo he did
oh cool he mustve saw my comment thats so cool :D
DanTDM: “Its only a stress ball”
Me: *being a good brother and testing if it hurts my sibling*
If it hurts _on_ your sibling?
@@thegringoman3917 what?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
@@carlyhouliaras8820 cuz their a good sibling 😏
Sweet home alabama
THIS WAS THE GOOD MUSIC AND INTRO HOPEFULLY HE BRINGS IT BACK
The fact that this was posted 1 day ago makes me happy
@@Ghostie._Toby hahaha same
Ikr
I aggre
Yessir
"Do you bear children, human?"
Viewers in 2020/2021: *YES.*
Wooow hi
Hello
Ello
Give me all your money 💵💰🪙💶💶💵💵💴💴💳🏦
yaaaahhh!!!
Dear dan, thanks for being an awesome person in my childhood! you have always made me happy. I’ve watched you for 9 years now! Ever since i was 4! Thanks for an awesome journey!
Ye I’ve been watched him for 3/4 years
@@Exoticfishy ❤️❤️
I’ve been watching him since I was 5
For me I was three
@@Toastybuns397 ur parents let u on the internet at three?
I’m just revisiting old memories
Lol same here!
Same
Same
Same
GOD I LOVE THE OLD INTRO
Do you notice how Dan opens his mouth in real life when he eats things in VR?
Potato Man lol
Potato Man Lol
Potato Man I did
Potato Man well ya
opuyerq
7 years later, I'm still coming back to my childhood roots, even got my trade now
“Let me pat them all”
-*Daniel Middleton 2016*
I love it how Dan's just throwing just about every important thing he gets into the bin
xD
@@SkidPlays other than me, has commented. How sad, this should be with lots more comments
@@cheezyplayz8166 Agreed
@@cheezyplayz8166 Agreed
@@cheezyplayz8166 Agreed
Robot: *is retiring*
Dan: *gives robot a book on how to focus on their job*
XD
xD
I gave it its own glasses
W
With that logic i become what I eat.
0:01 aaahh the old intro and its nice to see his HTC Vive gameplays
Revisiting my childhood
same
bro same
same
You too?
Bot: Can you print a thank you note?
Dan: I'm gonna make a birthday card
So true 🤣😂🤣😂
Hose brfeday
@@deangoddard492 horse birthday? Oh who's birthday well i guess the sticky note horse lol
Lolllll that's true
Dan: hi i we help you Dans presentation - Sentence, Pictures that state the issue, A graph that shows the outcome (bad outcome), In conclusion job more/work harde
Dan: "Ah the stapler." (Not even 1 second later) "AH STOP!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"
WHAT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate people who don't talk about the nostalgia
Memories… this man inspired my CZcams channel and I can’t thank him enough for the good memories.
I asked my dad: wanna hear a joke?
He said: No.
Me: Well that was not a question
I do
Same
Lol
😡😡
@@joannareekie1703 what?
"3 weeks until vacation" I just realized that was a tiny clue to vacation simulator
Why memeulous?
Yep
F o r s h a d o w i n g
@@tylerlippe1348 what?
@@thekawaiilionalexa3497 memeulous is a british youtuber with over 4M i think
I remember this music
Lol
Same :[
Me to
Me too
Me too..
22:07 When Dan Shreds his hand
THIS SERIES IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITES IN ALL OF CZcams
Boss bot: "Hello human, I am boss bot."
*2 minutes later*
Bossbot: *comes back*
Dan: "Hello who are you?"
Lol
Agreed XD
Ikr lmao-
Bro it’s been so long nostalgia is real
Yes
“I see your frown turning dont be sad”
Job bot: ._.
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I love how into the VR simulation Dan is.
Also, yes random office bot. That sports event was pretty touchdown.
If you read the bottom of their . . . Screens? Computers? Anyway if you read it, it literally says Genericbot3000 lol
bro watching this 4 years later, the audio quality is worse than other vr vids, didnt realise that for ages
We've spotted a Dan in shorts. Such a rare sighting. This was hilarious, the way Dan threw *everything* 😂
Are you kidding
Lol Aadya
i've been wanting this game since i saw this video
@@Rosey5858 SAME
Me: *Eating cereal & watching VR Dan*
Dan:Let's Get Started!!
Me: *Gets so excited and flips cereal*
*Cereal: How Dare you Flip me*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah so funny ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@Shadowsniper_ Kid YT it’s not as funny as dan mate
epic meme
@@SirTimmy314 Thx :> wait- r u talking about me?
plot twist: the youtuber ‘are you cereal’ was at your house
“Will I eat a sandwich today?” 1 minute later: “ITS TIME FOR LUNCH
LOL😂
To Dan, you are amazing!! I couldn’t have gotten through quarantine if it wasn’t for you Dan. A father and a teacher. :) You inspire so many kids and adults Dan.
Is it just me or does everyone love it when Dan chucks random things across the room? 😂
yeah!
i love it
Dan: (chucks and hits co-worker)
co-worker: hey boss!!!!
boss: huh?
Dan:oh-no....
me 2 bruh
Dan: I KNEW I SHOULD OF CHARGED MY HANDS!!
Boss Bot: We Don't Have Hands..
Kawaii Pandas so funny 💟😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kawaii Pandas iii
Dan:oh...
"I knew I should have charged my hands!" take that out of context
Edit: 21:59
I remember watching this 5 years ago when it released
Same
I play this game all the time. It's fun.
Nico Golden wwwwwwwwwww
Nico Golden WHATTTTTTTT??????????
Nico Golden WHAT
Nico Golden U LUCKY ME AND MY DAD WANT ONE
+Darwin Salvidas I know how you feel 😔
Dan inspired the dead among us body’s in the thumbnail
Ya
@Malaak Mohamed what do you mean “?”
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
biggest truth of all time
Ya
Finally, after 5 years, I have successfully played this game!
same dude literally same
Um do you know this was made a long time ago -_-
Oml I really want to play it
@@Jeremy_fitzgerald_x Yes but not every 8 year old can afford a VR headset...
ive been wanting this game for such a long time since i was a tiny kid and im finally getting a vr
LOLOLOL I KEEP DYING WHEN DAN HIT THE WALL 😆😂😂 even though i have watched this video many times, it never gets old!! Dan, u make my day and watching u and yer old videos never gets old.. Especially this and other VR videos 😂😂
iiCrystal YT
360 a gene
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooollllllllllllll
iiCrystal YT me too
S
12:25
Dan: Ok lets do some work I guess
*Vending Machine Appears*
Dan: OOH
So sidetracked
XD
Ss egg
XD THATS ME AT SCHOOL *bell rings for lunch rips work up*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD :3
I find this relatable
I remember spending so much time watching these videos when I was a little kid
I wish I could go back to that time when life was easier
I am in 2024 right now commenting to say this video is nostalgia for me and this series
12:13 She got mad for no reason! XD 😆😂🤣
Yea she did
Mhm
HA
*HOOmaaaaaaaaan!*
2:47
Everybody: Looking at the yummy donuts and looking at dan pat them in vr
Me: Looking at dan in real life and watching him talk to himself and pat air
Cassia's Channel - Life of an ABC same
Lol same
I was just looking at Dan patting air 😮🤐🤐
nice
OG dan was so much different! Crazy how even though dan was always an adult he seemed to mature with us
I’ve been watching this since it came out and it’s still super funny six years later.
I love how he just pats everything
And how he throws away everything he doesn't want
hi
Lol yea
+Tristan Ptak it spells Simulator in the video title... How can u be so stupid as to not spell it right
+MissingHam21 - Hey don't be so rude they just made a small mistake
Virtual reality is my favorite series :D Anyone else? :3
Me 2
+Angela Pacheco me 3
+Nate The Great me 4
me 5!
Me 6
I LOVED job simulator and it's all thanks to you Dan that I'm happy
Im not only here for the memories...im also for the fun content its still great
Dan: BEAM ME UP!
Me: Don't you mean "Beam me up, Scotty!"?
Mr.Stark, I'm getting beamed up!
Hello fellow once
@@hyuntopia3349 Good day fellow ONCE. Who's your bias? I would say OT9 but if I had to choose it would be Sana.
@@fearthechickeneatingbigbir3645 mine are mina and tzuyu
16:27 those pictures are the memes and one of them was about bossbot hahaha
Lindy Woods lol
ya funny hu
Lol
be honest. This wasn’t on your recommended list. You looked this up for nostalgia.
Dan u really make me feel better when I am sad. We are all so proud of u 😊
He’s retiring today, mind making him a thank you card?
Dan: Alright, when’s his birthday again?
Me: bRuH....
👁👄👁
Don't know
@@Xaviiiiiiiiiiii wow 7 hours ago
@@user-hr6dd4jn8u what
Kakashi hatake???
Thumbs up if u want Dan to
Play Sneaky Assassins Again!
(In mineplex)
1000000 aggree
Agreed
DAN TOTALLY NEEDS TO PLAY THAT AGAIN!!!
i do want to... but...
REPORTED
No thanks
Just hearing that: "Hey everyooooooone!" Makes me feel important
Ikr
same
HEYYYYYYY!!!!!
@@ksnbrpp what?
No
I love you sooooooooooo much Dan your videos are amazing and you are hilarious
I realize something all of us love DanTDM
I guess all people
I want more I love how u throw everything
Ryan Bird hvhvhvhbbcghvh
Jvjhg km nær j John n hj NB hobby j. J ja
Åleine
Leggjast kjkbynhb. Kouh
i like that 2 lol XD
Owen Ward
Ryan Bird
Yeah ye does not care
Who’s here in 2024?
Me
Meeeee
Here 4 my birthday :3
Mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Meeeee
Let me pat them all: officially the cutest sentence that Dan has ever said :D
And thanks so much for liking this comment
Dan: *Throws object at jobbot*
Jobbot: *gives angry look*
Dan: Sorry
Jobbot: Its okay! I'll just take it out of your paycheck.
Dan: ...[TRIGGERED] *throws moldy donuts at jobbot*
Jobbot: *sparks fly and gives angry look*
Jobbot (end of the day): I'll just stay here while you do whatever you want!
Dan: ... >:)
Dan: *throws everything at jobbot*
Jobbot: *gives sad look* why my digital life. ;(
😂😂😂😂😢😢😂😂😂😂😂
That makes me mad
I love you
Josh Scott savage stop
Haha
you have 14,000,000 subs dan! its your awesome we love you dan!!!!! :)
MR unicorn unic
MR unicorn unicorn true
MR unicorn unicorn yeah
MR unicorn unicorn I hope dan soon gets 26m subs keep it going dan💎💎💎
you stink😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😥😥😣😥😥😥😥😥😉😉😊🤔🤔🤔😅
its already almost been 5 years since this came out time flies
the nostalgia. Dan made my childhood 100000 times better.
DanTDM complete all levels until 100 percent please. look at the likes and views! we love them!
8 D kk
This was so funny Dan,keep up the good work 😊
BTW I love your shirt
TEAMTDM💎
+Laurie Hickman TEAM TDM MEMBERS ARE THE BEST
go watch nerdcubed
HE HAS UNLIMITED DONUTS!
GET A DONUT AND PUT IT IN THE COPY MACHINE
THEN IT WILL DO UNLIMITED DONUTS
SAME
Ye it was 😎
This video introduced me to VR. I love this
i have waited six years to say that watching this again... is amazing to see how far he has come over the years
16:28- The over view was the memes ur friend sent u
The scream when he dropped the book. Who’s watching this in the end of 2019?
:D
Me
I replied in November
Me
@@aubperez1565 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
THE INTRO ALMOST HAD ME IN TEARS... THE NOSTALGIA!!
I have watched this video so many times and it is still good every time I watch it
The nostalgia of the old intro, the old house, the old hair style....THE NOSTALGIA
Itz_yaGurl xoQxeenxo Thats what I was thinking
lol
He is a bad youtube guy
Mayra Hernandez you are.
I just commented that
Roses are red,
Dan hair is blue,
I think Dan is awesome,
Do you think that too?
This is 3+ years later and please forget I ever commented this it’s too good to delete but it’s so fvcking embarrassing holy shlt 😭😭
Fluffy Puppy maybe
snoop dog
No he sucks
Kiz Stevenson You savage
Kiz Stevenson you suck
I love when you play games man.. SO KEEP PLAYING!!!!
dang been 7 years and this is still my fav vr vid
Please finnish the jobs like if you agree!
Foxette Neal Its finish not finnish Are you even english?
Jakob Søgaard No, he is from Finland
Jakob Søgaard
I always end up cracking up after your videos😂😂😂 Idk how you do it danTDM but you sure do it and you do it good.💎💎💎
I agree
dan i dare you to throw a egg at jenna
Eston boy adventurs : I agree he is really Cool
Eston boy adventurs Abubakr
Eston boy adventurs
P
Man this hits hard in memory lane
Bro memories are flooding back
lol nice legs dan
XD
Nice legs daisy dukes makes me go like
Mettaton: OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAASSSS~
yup nice lgs
Weird comment
Omg lol xD
2019!! ANYONE WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HAPPY NEWYEARS!
Five Nights at Freddy's and DanTDM tube student ID picture
I'm in 2019
Me
Happy New Year to you too
YEEET
Dan before he makes a video 4:12
Watching dantdm on a rainy day while eating cookie dough ice cream..this is a great day 🥰
7:31
*he didn’t bother to read the last skill of the bot.....*
Wait that’s illegal
THE MUSTACHE WAS TO IMPORTANT ha
It says human watching
It could just mean babysitting
@@zodaya4239 lol
Can I just ask what happened to CZcams, people try and give suggestions or ask simple questions can they not get called an idiot or stupid for not knowing something. The point of asking is to find out the answer, can people not take that??
yup
Is it the dan or not
It's been like that for quite awhile...sometimes it's justified because some things are common sense but for the most part mindless hate is unavoidable
like you asking if maynoise is a gender?
no stupid idiot
man this takes me way back
When you come back 6 years later but the nostalgia just hurts 😞
The times just aren’t the same anymore but it brings you good memories and joy from the times :)
When he theough the dead donut 😂 R.I.P mr donut
Kitty Kat I wanted him to eat it
I subscribed :D best videos ever!
AAAAHHH JESUS CHRIST THE NOSTALJIA OF HEARING PRESS START AGAIN MY HEART HURTS
I was 5 when this video was realeased and to see Dan grow up with us is very inspirational
magic 8 ball says: you're hired
DanTDM says: i dont know what that means
The theme in the beginning it’s so nostalgic