WORLDS DUMBEST CRIMINAL GETS TASERED
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** Viewer Discretion Advised: This show contains scenes of dramatized engagements. Do not attempt to re-create or re-enact. **
patty: where’s your buddy
6ix9ine: i found him he’s right here
ugh i would like but the number is 69
sorry buddy
Kadyn Le hehe
Lmao
Subscribe To PewDiePie u do kno 6ix9ine iz his name 69 is jus short
Me: Mom I broke my phone
Mom: Why??
Me: I smashed the like button
“Smashed the like bottom” I like that one ☝️
Mom: NOT AGAIN! Im not buying you another phone. 😂
Mom: Thats your 10th phone this month!
Man o man
@Type25 He said button
That dollar bill in patty’s hummer has been there forever
Right
Fax
IKR
hes snortin blow on breaks
He got copy rite for singing that song😩
"we have your house surrounded" just one guy on the side watching both sides of the house 😂
He does have the house surrounded because there is no way there going to out run them
@@ribclicker yea but when you think 'surrounded' you think cops all around not one other guy
@@yungboichaplin1948 true
Well yea
@@yungboichaplin1948 "cops"
The man in the coop wore the best shirt for that day.
Agreed
Imagine his shirt said luckiest day ever
Lol
“Face away from us”
*realises back says fuck off*
“Face towards us!”
@@memelorddank5969 hi from franklin oh
Did that man literally lock himself inside a cage and thought they won't get him😂
Yeppp😬😬😬😂😂😂😂😂
U know that this is a skit right, this guy is not a legit bounty hunter lol. Not hating, he does make entertaining videos but I'm just saying its definitely a staged video for entertainment.
Yeerrrrrlppppp😄😄😄😁😄😄😄😄😄😄😚😄😄😄😄😄😚😄😄😄😄😄😄😄🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
A truly funny video
Does patty have a camera on his gun?
We ain’t gonna talk about how paddy said “it’s the black guy”😭😭
He said hey guys the negro is right here! and he is along way from the hood. Did you think that you wasn't gonna stick out here boy? Its daylight I can see you just fine its not dark outside yet.
He looks Hispanic to me.
How the fuck else would he have described him? Dipshit
It’s patty
Beep Beep Lettuce amen 😂 agreed
Only OGs remember “it’s Sunday for crying out loud”
I remember oh the good days
I want link
I remember
Oh the good old days,the days when patty didn't give a sh*t about using guns and prefered to go hands on
Ah yes
“Put your hands on the lower of your back” - guy rolls over 🤦🏾♀️
😆😆😆
lol
Lol
The guy possibly thought the point was to get his hands available for cuffing, and rolling would meet that requirement.
- opens video -
me: *NOT THE CHICKENS!*
" Residents of this white structure "
Lmao 😂
Do you Dwight shrute orrrrrr what
No chickens were harmed in the making of this video.
Lmao reall6
Bruh
Hopefully
😂😂
God I hope not
"IT'S THE BLACK GUY!"
*music intensifies*
wtf he's not even black
He's hella native lol!!
Who also seen that dollar on pattys windshield in other vids
Me
Same
@@JohnDoe-gq9qe right
Why is it there? It has been there in more than 1 video.
@@InactiveChannel198 idk why its there and yes it has been there for more than one vid
When you turn your render distance at 10 in Minecraft.
Patty: I can see for a mile in every direction
What brought you up with Minecraft
I remember when Patty wore a tan vest and looked a deputy...
He’s a riot officer at this point!
I miss bounty hunter D wtf happened
Ãñgël ŷøüñg_møñêŷ they’ve been working on their own channels
Yeah, when switched to a black vest I was all like,
"Hello darkness, my old friend."
@@abz7395 bounty hunna D moved
Every since I found out these videos are staged its not as exciting to watch anymore
I noticed that on the back of his shirt, says “f**** off”
Oh now I do
Good eye! I noticed they talked about it! We're damn good investigators!
Now I do, lmao thanks
Good eye i did not relies that.
Bro even said read the shirt
I like when patty sings his songs. Tell him to sing more often
Patty needs his own record label, he's a good singer
True
I loved how he threw a photo frame and pattys partner just looked at it and continued with life
In that he could have put a photo of his arrest
We going to ignore the fact how many chickens my guy lost 😭
He can breed more hes got plenty roosters lmfao
ikr, i saw 10 first, then a few secs later theres like 30
When people don’t cooperate Patty gets to play with his toys.
At 11:28 when patty said face away from us the guy didnt reply but his shirt sure did.
Tutfnow lol
This is legit my new favorite channel to watch. It’s just funny to hear the things you say, and I just like watching law enforcement stuff in general. Keep up the awesome work, man. :)
*That dude was litteraly playing candy crush*
That’s what I thought too!
Same
Who?
I love how the both started singing county songs
I think Patty needs to have one episode where he has everyone he's ever teamed up with.
The absolute power
Every time it says "My safe word is pineapple" I have to repeat it afterwards 😂🍍🍍😂
Just want to add that this pineapple emoji is everything rn!!🍍🍍
Bro thats hella cool that they used the drone to find him 😂😂😂
Patty: I Got One Its "The BLACK Guy"
Fr. . Smh
he wasnt even black tho smh patty wild
Neff2Nyce Gaming Fr thought it was just e I was like that man is tanned
He looks Hispanic
clearly native American or Hispanic
he said "Its the black guy" 😂 really patty
rasist
what´s wrong with that? that´s what he is
He is clearly Hispanic 😂🤦🏽♂️
Jill Lancaster lmaooooo Facts
christian Bagger he was Hispanic, not black😂😂
Ummm did anyone else notice patty said “it’s the black guy”
Jleyva427 Dkhdbeimdjfodjenid ✊🏿
Because the guy was black? 😂
Yup
should he have said, "its the asian guy"?
Jleyva427 Dkhdbeimdjfodjenid would you prefer he say the male being of African descent?
The sound of someone getting tased is my favorite
No one:
Nobody at all
Patty: "CHUGALUGING FIVE MILES AN HOUR IM AM INTERNATIONAL HAVERVESTERR"
I have no idea what that "ch" word is neither the "h" one
"We got the place surrounded! How many doors do you have?"
12:14 “Look at all those chickens!”
Oof Memes Thankyouuuu I was looking for this comment 😂
The chickens most probably said “what these guys doing I am going to get out their way and do their stuff”
Patty: how many doors you got?
21 savage: Alot
How many laughs you got?
None
@@motheoautlwetse5192 r/youngpeopleyoutube
One of the agent says "u so smart" in a funny way😂😂😂
It was AT
“Face away from me!” Reads shirt... TASED!!!
9:18
Suspect: I cAnT bReAtH
Patty: i don t care! Now eat the dirt!
It's such a coincidence that the guy in the chicken coop,shirt says f off🤣11:31
Patty: don’t take another step
Guy starts floating
Noice
Shablockieblok is tea
I'm pretty sure Patty would freak out screaming about Satan and start shooting the dude if that happened, as would be the reaction of most people.
The guy that was in the chicken coop had the perfect shirt for this 🤣😂
the criminal's face when Patty makes the outro right next to him
😂
I feel real bad for those chickens, but they better not touch any turtles
And i ooooop sksksksksksksk use METAL STRAWS and hydro flasks and u rilly need scrunchies and i oop and i oop sksksksksksksksksksksksk
I LIKE TURTLEEEEEEES
Yess my VSCO squad is here
@Kemi soe They stepped on a turtle in the jesus episode
Tyler Segers how dare they the VSCO police will be making a stop at their places
8:53 “It’s the black guy” 🤦🏼♂️
Haha he's clearly Hispanic.
“ITS THE BLACK GUY” lmao😂
Jake ;-; and then he’s not even black
I died
11:40 the chickens are just minding there own business just walking out of there home 🤣
Degradation, domination, sadism, action, submission levers, taser... what can i say? I LOVE IT
Patty is so funny and he just doesn’t care about anyone he’s a bad ass love your videos patty keep up the good work 👍🏻
James spike ♥️💜💛👍🤎❤️
Patty you didnt have to say its the black guy like that🤣
Tyler Nolan lmao fr
What else is he supposed to say? "It's the african american gentleman, one of our targets"
Tyler Nolan 😂😂
Jānis racist bitch. You can just say it’s our target
Jānis and he isn’t African American he was Mexican
“My safe word is pineapple juice”
YoureGONNAlose 2 what is that
@@stevieg7546 you aint No OG
Lmao
Quoted by patty mayo
Stevie G not a 45keytrippleog
Would be funny if when Patty said "Where's your buddy" he would reply "your moms house"
Chickens be like “Run! We’re free! They will never catch us alive!”
rumours said that they are the kfc we eat today
Everybody gangsta till patty show up
ME: TURN OVER ON YOUR STOMACH
MOM: WHY?
ME: I’M PATTY MAYO
HAHAHAHA
I don't get it
THE COLD SAMURAI :D
I love the beginning , " my safe word is pineapple juice" lol
Juice.
My safe word is pineapple juice
My safe word is pinapple juice
My safe word is pineapple juice
the day they get a thermal camera is the day these get a lot shorter lol... love this show
guy at the end nodding along to the outro like he's part of the 'good guys' xD
Im waiting for the title “I arrested a fan of mine” 😆
Villain Dylan Games how could he?
Yeah he posted that 3 days ago
still waiting?
"Its the black guy"
Patty 2019
Hectic Hussels first time in the internet or something?
Becausd he is.. Whats wrong about him identifing a race
@@redsilo6740 is a joke
Patty I just wanna say thank you for your videos. Without em I really wouldn’t be the same I love energy n everything THANK you!
“jay , creg , residents of this white structure” haha😂❤️
nessa dorie hi
Love the music Patty you used to approach the suspect.
Imagine if patty mayo posted every day that wouldve been 🔥🔥🔥.
Ikr
He must live in florida then because the headlines might even get a hand of his work.
He used to post every day. Now he doesn't.
Goddish /Kid Mechanist892 I thought he lived in Cali, actually.
Become a member, definitely worth it.
When you get a notification on your phone and you check it and it says “ Patty Mayo just -“
Me: Already clicked it
Edit:
Omg thank you so much for all the likes lol I never get any 😂
Same
Eva Allbon same lol
Evalee Grawien yeah woah !
Surprisingly they actually followed their directions, instead of defending the fugitive and causing a major problem.
I'm partially wrong.
I have mad respect for the suspects that realize it's not worth trying to run
“I got em’
I’m gonna pop him!”👍🏼
I love how Jacob is so comfortable in front of the camera now. He's so fucking funny.
Jacob?
Yea
whos jacob ?
Jacob is the other dudes real name.
you mean antone ?
This how many people that like Patty mayo channel
🐩👇
Shut up
33?
This dude throwing stuff lol
Like his gonna hurt that officer
Foolishness
TheFat Guy did you call Patty and his partner officers? *they aren’t officers*
*foolishness*
@@kidzbopkaren398 true 😂
They’re actors
Patty: it’s the black guy
Me:NANI
Yandel8655 Ps4 hi
“residents of this white building” haha😂
At least he had a t-shirt that fit for his thoughts on this occasion... It seemed like he knew what would happen to him lol😂
Patty mayo:world's dumbest criminal get tasered
Me:ohhhh interesting
what happened to working at the sherrifs office, i miss seeing Rook
A-T * AS long as they aren't all naked in bed oiled up with eachother I'm okay with it* 🤣🤣🤣 love him!! Both of them at the beginning driving was to much pat singing country music driving behind a tractor 🚜 haha
When he said "ur as dumb as a cow" I remember another person saying the exact same thing in a different vid...
Which dont make sense cause cows are actually one of the smartest animals lol
😭😭😭
nobody gonna talk about how theres no damn sights on his rifle?
Or the fact that it's rather easy to tell that he's not a cop so the weapon being just a prop makes it easy for someone who doesn't actually have to rely on a firearm to keep him alive to forget or simply not know.
Well there supposed to be trained to use it that good in the first place technically?
@@britneyblind6506 No. If you need a rifle then no. You can be 10 feet from a guy and miss. I know people who train to be that accurate with a pistol, however that's only because the large majority of pistol firefights happen at closer ranges. Even then they won't typically not have sights on their pistol. With a rifle you need to rely on its ability to reach a long distance target. However yeah I've seen someone miss a close target even with sights on an AR platform. Even if you're that good of a shot you should never rely on that. People who do normally end up dead. The police know this. Train to be able to handle everything, though to purposely disadvantage yourself is like asking for the devil to open his gates early, because you're a suicidal mf
@@nickh495 acually I just did research and it even proves that they are trained to a T and I acually train the that type of stuff with A RIFLE and I hit accurately from 40 feet🙄
@@britneyblind6506 haha 40 feet? Are you an operator!?! That's amazing!!! Lol accept I trained to do the same at 50 METERS with my M4 in the US Army. Just because you trained that way doesn't mean it's smart to do so in actual scenarios. Especially because of the fact that can you 100% trust that everything you face is going to be in that 40 feet? Absolutely freaking not!!! Just because you can doesn't make it smart to rely on that! Not to mention that if a rifle is required then you can't trust that you won't need to shoot beyond 100 meters. Ask anyone that has to rely on a firearm to survive if they would go on duty without sights on their firearms. Not going to happen mister eye roller. So spout all of your excellence but I can care less if you can hit a target on training at 300 meters (as I can) it doesn't mean that you put yourself at a disadvantage when in a scenario that isn't TRAINING. As in real life people shoot back!
“We have your house surrounded” really? I only see 2 guys...
The first ever Onesaltiboi two trucks to not so sorrounded to me
after watching this video I realized why and how the chicken crossed the road
I have been watching patty mayo for 10 hours now it is 1 am for me that’s how much much I love patty
Patty mayo: invites me to be his camera crew all you have to worry about is pepper spray, bullets, crazy criminals, people with rifles threatening to shoot people, etc.
Me: oh hell naw
8:52 "It's the black guy"
“It’s the black guy” A patty mayo quote
Sees drone. "Nahhhhh i ain runnin like that today"😂😂😂
Those poor chickens. Hopefully non of them were hurt.
I love how every "criminal" on this show is conveniently mic'd up lol
What, did u expect him to say it's the white guy when he's clearly black. That's not racist.
kais saeed he’s not black!!!!
Tarik Rashaad wahhhh wahhhh
Yeah but when he catches other people which are all basically white. He described them by skinny, fat, weak or whatever. He may not have meant it by that. So anyway I'll stop watching just won't support him and that's my choice. Maybe he can learn by that way of talking.
" I Take you Ona ride on my Big Green TrAcToRrR"
10:04 when he yeet that thing I said noice
Noice
I don’t think anyone cares
11:40 who else feels good for this chickens that they can go out and dont get slaughted? Because i’m pretty sure they get slaughted.
is nobody gonna talk about how that guy has a “fuck off” shirt LMFAO
I like that Patty is a no nonsense speak his mind reasonable guy, he does an awesome job and much more patient than I would be with these people, keep up the awesome work Patty, keep the videos coming, love watching them 😃👍🏻😎
That "Black Guy" is actually Mexican lmao
Patty: My safe word is Pineapple Juice
Me: SMASH THAT PINEAPPLE JUICE!
Is it just me or do we all need a Patty Mayo bounty hunter/hunting style song?? 😂🤣
9:20 "put your hands on your lower back "
*rolls over*
victoria rubio hi