DBFZ: Fake Patch Notes 3
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We're all simple here:
*Everytime we see cooler's multiple glock arms we click*
Multi Glock Blaster sounds good for a lvl 3
True to be honest
DRAMATIC FINISH
1:31 cooler gets triggered and has to pull out the twin glocks (coolers words: I'm gonna shoot the living crap out of you)
I clicked before I noticed
"Videl should get two touched, and not two combos like _light, medium, dead"_
"And Jiren just doesn't die"
Lythero. Also "dead" not down
"Jiren is just da best"
@Kyle Kern they hated cooler cause he told the truth
âYour jacket is all dirty Trunks.â
Do you want the mustache ON or OFF
6:01 "unga bunga bunga chungas the man who shot my father is dead" *WHEEZE*
agreed im cryin
I started wheezing when I saw the âi saw bare (n-word) post links to her only fan I didnât know about. Should listened to trun-DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A HEROâ
@@MoonParade222 when
âI was right to seek Dragonball Evolution (2009)â
New patch note:
When Adult Gohan says, "If you're not going to make a move, allow me." He interrupts his opponent's intro and beats them.
Now that's a good oneđ
Ikr
@Coolest AMV Self promoters, am I right?
If Gohan says that, he sets up a date with them was my idea.
@@sonoutama Oh, I apologize if I happened to say your idea.
3:23
Jiren: "Is this the limit of your power?"
DotoDoya: "Yea!"
Dammit ya beat me to it
Oof
@DotoDoya
Ya hate to see it.
Big oof
Broly shaking Vegeta for money has added 10 years to my life
Sounds like a reference to wario land wii xd
Same. I loved it.
It made me laugh at 3 am, awaking my family by accident. In short, oh god oh fuck
It's broli not broly
@@samdub9708 No, it's not, at least in English.
3:12 I love how they just have a conversation
I like when he said oh crap
"is this the limit of your power"
Extremely enthusiastic "YEAH"
*I may not look like much but Iâve seen a lot*
"Don't underestimate me!"
*Literally being carried with one hand*
@@timetaker7816 if you look at the captions, it said dotodoya đ
8:18 with captions on
Cell: This attack has enough power to destroy The Krusty Krab!
Perhaps even macdonalds!
everything about this video is perfect
Rhymestyle broly is best part
Doto's own teammate betrayed him
The Broly one with the multiple headbutts made me laugh for minutes straight. Not to mention the DK reference at the end. Speaking of Broly, one of them should be when broly screams in his, I guess outro, he should have a chance to break his lungs.
Yes
I said to give cooler a gun and he listened
After Gohan says "If you won't make a move, then allow me" he can interrupt characters intros.
You can already do that if you're player one lol, just press a button
Listen here you know what I meant
Make vegeto have that
But they've already done a thing with Vegito interrupting intros.
Fake Patchnote: Whenever Zamasu says âThe Worldâ he accidentally stops time.
You stole mine except I would say
Fake patch note: when Zamasu says the world dio comes to show him the power of the world
Yare Yare Daze Temao Dio
Shikazu Kazuna never noticed someone said it before I did. Great minds think alike :)
But small minds rarely differ lol :3
T O K I O T O M A R E
Jojokes
Patch Note: Cooler has a 25% chance of acquiring ăEmperoră when using his Level 3 Super
oh god , cooler but his projectiles auto aim and follow the opponent till they hit
Is that a fricken jojo reference
Hol Horse's ăThe Emperor ă
G U N
Aw jeez, whatever will I do? Aughhhhh...
1:31 I like how Cooler has a gun on his tail from the Vegito video
3:23 If you turn on subtitles Krillins name gets changed to DotoDoya when he says yea
How... did you notice that? Do you watch with captions on? Not judging, but that's a good catch!
I recommend you watch the video with subtitles. There's a lot of jokes hidden in them.
Yo wtf why you gotta sauce my man like that?!?!? What did Doto do to deserve this? X'D
Is Shoyoumomo a rival?
When ever Krillin hits 18 he goes to jail and loses custody of Marron
O h .
Interesting
Y e s
Y e s
*Y e s*
Patch Note: When Vegito Blue says "go to hell!" in his level 3 he uses instant transmission to take his opponent to Janemba then Janemba uses his level 3 to 1 shot vegeito's opponent
#FakePatchNotes4
That's fucking genius
And here we have a genius
6:01 this is exactly what us broly players are thinking the entire match
UNGA BUNGA BUNGA CHUNGUS THE MAN WHO SHOT MY FATHER IS DEAD
Beowulf 2 hell yes
As a broly main, I can confirm this
When facing a Frieza opponent?
Iron Man: "YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FCKING INFINITE??"
Me: *Remembers MvC2*
Oh no..
Spiderman: two can *j u m p* at that
EnderGoku9001 LMAO
*Marvel 3
**Marvel 2
Fuck!
LeBaguetteFedoraMan oh no some Vergil loops type stuff hahaha
LeBaguetteFedoraMan when they say âIâm gonna take ya for a rideâ
Vegeta exist*
Broly: your free trial of life has expired
lmao
Now its brolys
I NEED HELP
*"Here comes a mighty warrior!"*
3:35 Cell vs. ??? (Don't know him)
5:19 Cell vs. Spider-Man
7:36 Frieza vs. Iron-Man
I donât know who the character is but you can tell heâs from an ArcSys game
Edit: theyâre from Granblue Vantasy VS.
TheCatastrophe 132 yeah but who is he, she, and it?
Gran is the fighter, Lyria is the girl, and Vyrn is the lizard thing
I think thatâs Gran?
Gran from Granblue. FUNNY GRANBOOT
7:45 was so funny
You gave Jiren better buffs than the people actually working on this game.
Lmao
Where can we get those buffs on Pc?
He gave Jiren a better backstory than the people who wrote him.
K
@@Shift_Salt yeah he did give jiren a better backstory.
It's ironic because it's your birthday, but you are the one giving us a present (happy birthday btw)
Mario Muñoz Aguado I didnât even know itâs his birthday, but happy birthday to him.
Happy birthday yo.
Happy birthday home boy
6:02 I need a 10 Hour loop of this xD
5:25 Ah my favorite dragon ball character spider man
Jiren damage buff: When he says itâs over, he breaks up with his opponent
He needs to see this one
I blame dragons
I also blame dragons. F*ck u Charizard
Fake patch 4: When ever you hit GT Goku the whole roster beats you up for child abuse.
Technically the saiyans are monkeys so that means most of the roster would be beating up videl
Except if your Jiren because it was *DRAGONS!*
what about Gotenks doe
48 year man from Somalia theyâre actually like 13 or something at that time Iâm pretty sure
DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
0:17 "mmm, the wind sure is strong this day..."
0:31 wait just a d*** second, is that captain falcon?.
@@matthewnoybn6656 A trend is that Hit is replaced with the Captain.
1:47 3 years, and this scene still gets me rolling in the floor laughing đ đđđ
When Bardock says "I'll bury you!" He litterally buries the opponent
Fake patch notes 4
C H A O S - J A S O N This will be your grave, frieza xD
I laugh.
Then goku visits their graves
Burying them alive?
And doing the coffin dance
"When I scraped my knee at the age of 4, it was dragons!"
Shows Charizard
why tf he not dragon type
Because having a dragon type for a starter that resists the other starters attacks is definitely not overpowered
Sujatha Patel well it would make sense if Charmander and Charmelion we just fire types. But having Charzard be a dragon type would be cool, And definetly NOT overpowered
@@thabhu it aint overpowered if you are using dragon type :)
JIREN IS A LIAR
5:27 Bruh... I lost my lungs at this shit. Spider-Man out of nowhere XD
3:24 subtitle legit just shot doto bro
"Is this the limit of your power"
Doto: "Yeah"
Im weak
It's funny cuz doto uses both of them
Continuity error, that was only semi-optimal cooler. When he busts out the two left hands then youâll witness true efficiency.
What about the tail gun?
He has a gun on his tail
@@RustedStar We do not speak of his ultimate potential. It's so powerful that your eyes would go blind if seen.
Look at his hands he does and he has one on his tail
Cooler in DB: The brother of one of the strongest people in the universe, with the ability to gore someone with a blast from his finger
Cooler in Shoyoumomo videos : For his neutral special, he wields many guns
Did you also notice the gun on his tail?
Seems legit
@@Dextin-Eyes indeed, but I'm guessing that's just part of his body and not something he's carrying
Mega Man The gun on his tail is a reference to the Vegito ruins everyones day video
Like joker in smash
1:28
Cooler: Me, after losing the 63rd match on an FPS
Kefla: my controller/table
So true
Lose one more time you have a stack of loses
It gun time 1:31
đłđłControl yourself
8:28
The "Shia Kazing!" will never not put me in stitches, bro. Such a small touch, but it was perfect!
Itâs even better if you put the subtitles in
Me when my mom is trying to sleep: **quiet as possible**
My mom when I'm trying to sleep: 6:03
Jotaphobia IKR đ
Honestly. And when its pointed out they get mad :/ smh
That's my wife and her boyfriend
It's really annoying when you have no where to go.
Oh yes, my mom does turn into a Donkey Kong that looks like Broly while spazzing out while I'm sleeping.
8:28 this man really put plankton voice lines for cell đ
It's funny how it really fits in.
XD
It's a reference to this video
czcams.com/video/Vd5YgpEqUYY/video.html
0:52 *everything about this is perfect and hilarious*
Videl: âCan you beat this?â
Cooler: âW E A Kâ
Here's a fake patch: every dramatic finish gets interrupted by cooler with his glock
That should just straight up be a video.
I can already see a gun battle with Gogeta and Cooler
we need this
YeS
7:46 man this joke is criminally underrated
I just watched that video again
I cried i could not handle it i just can't im sorry đđđđđđ
You wanna Learn how to do a F***ing Infinite?
ITS MARVEL BABY
@Maurice Johnson MEDIUM PUNCH
5:52 Iâm pretty sure this actually happened while Goku and Vegeta were trying to fuse correctly
6:02 is probably one of the best moments in this video.
6:01 basically the ending of the Broly movie
Lol đ
Put on subtitles for this part.....
@@jayc9502omg ur a genis
8:47
6:03 *Legendary SSJ Broly Country Returns*
Legendary SSJ Broly Jungle Beats*
UNGA BUNGA CHUNGUS THE MAN WHO SHOT MY FATHER IS DEAD
8:10 "Where's the kaboom, there was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom!"
âI believe you were looking for a⊠Kaboom?â
0:26
Frieza getting the beating of a life time đ
5:50 I was NOT expecting a Donkey Kong Jungle Beat reference, but I got one anyway. So nostalgic!
The only donkey Kong game I played and enjoyed
3:23
-Jiren: is this the limit of your power?
-DOTODOYA?????: yea
I'm not impressed at the slightest
But youâre not gonna murder me are ya?
*Y E E T*
Hmph. Pathetic
@MARKELL MILLER fr
@MARKELL MILLER in one part of the video the subtitles said:UNNGA BUNGA THE MAN WHO SHOT MY FATHER IS DEAD.l
An idea for the next one:
If anyone who isnât saiyan says monkey, the entire saiyan race attacks them due to racism
ok im gonna make like a youtuber and add a second suggestion due to the 1k:
Broly's gigantic roar has fire damage, slowly dealing damage overtime.
đđ
Vegeta: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS OLD MAN
Frieza:You dirty Mon-
Goku:Oh no You dont,GUYS,NOW
Vegeta,Nappa,Turles and Another Saiyans: *Grabs some Guns*
Frieza:Oh shit..
poor frieza
@@joarutz6872 every saiyan to even exist ever: *goes ozaru or super saiyan and blasts frieza with their strongest attack*
As a dragon, I can confirm we screwed up Jiren's life a lot and it was hilarious
6:03
Subtitle: UNGA BUNGA CHUNGUS THE MAN WHO SHOT MY FATHER IS DEAD
Me: Laughing so hard that I pass out
Guess im not the only one
Plus the fucking Jungle Beat reference. My sides!
Laugh at subtitles
I'm sleep đ€Šđżââïž, I just realized the captions makes this shit even funnier lol
âThat really all you have?â
*Broly has entered the chat*
Broly's fist has entered Gohan's chest
*Vegeta* *awakes* *in* *chat* *from* *crater*
Ha... take my money and only show up 1/5 times..I'm on to your protection racket "sayaman"...
i actually laughed
"Is this the limit of your power"
Extremely enthusiastic 'yeah'
1:30 As a Cooler main, I can confirm that you can do this.
The series will end when we see in the Fake Patch Notes:
"Vegeta can now defend himself from Broly, so he can be officially called the Saiyans' Prince"
So never
I don't know about all that, but Vegeta is undefeated against Goku.
BigVEE of course, goku is a low class saiyan afterall
BigVEE not really but ok
@@jagtech490 Sounds like Jamie needs his REMINDER. 2-0, by the way. On BOTH MCs. 1-0 over Goten (and likely Pan, but it wasn't confirmed).
When Frieza is at 1% health. He can use a move to destroy the planet, winning the match.
Alternatively, it adds 5 minutes to the game clock
BRUH XD
However, it has a 50% chance of -Whis turning back time-
Goku suddenly flying in and finishing you off before the move can finish.
Meh. Like a 15% chance.
I know how to make all our dreams come true.
Frieza: when Frieza uses a specific input. Another countdown will appear that starts at 5 minutes. That is the countdown where he decides to blow up the planet. If he has less health, he blows up the planet. Killing the opponents team and Frieza winning the match. If the opponent has less health, he still blows up the planet... but whis rewinds time and Goku kills Frieza. Making the team against Frieza win.
6:25 Press F to pay respect
1:25 oh cooler always packing up the heat
like a boss
"Premiered 4/20/20
"
As it should be.
Nice
Perfectly balanced
Nice.
It comes on the 21âs for me since Iâm Australian
Nah it's just his birthday
GT Goku: Smoked weed so heâs either going to be Top tier again, or worst than Blue Vegeta. Specifically Shoyou verse Blue Vegeta.
I mean isn't he already still top tier
Top Tier = Broken?
Worse*
U said that like Bluegeta sucks
@Irishmeme Dealer he joined the channel
I love the polite interaction between krillin and Jiren
When Goku charges his "KAMEHAMEHA" Broly gets PTSD and beats everyone on Goku's and his team
Fake patch notes 4
Z Broly : bullies everyone with his grapples
Super Broly : unga bunga headbutt and slam go boom
S. Broly: "Banana Slamma!!"
@@Shift_Salt
S Broly: I've had enough of this.
Z Broly: *gets back up and gains zenkai boost* GRRRRR Not until u lie DEAD at my feet!!!! *charges finishing move and aims at S Broly*
I love how Jiren and Krillin were having a conversation about how weak he was.
@Guts, The True Black Swordsman *I'm not impressed in the slightest*
7:54
Literally a scene from TFS (More or less) I love it
I SCROLLED FOR TFS COMMENTS FOR THAT
When i went to a Shoyoumomo video to comment and realize i was 9 months late IT WAS D R A G O N S
Patch note idea: Zamasu is actually Immortal and cannot be destroyed...
Do You mean regular zamasu or fused zamasu?
Amy Crescione Fused, since he always says "I'm immortal!"
*-Except for when killed by Beerus with a level 3.*
LordOfTheMemes In the Manga, Beerus says that not even he can kill immortals.
@@Sword_Man_YT Zamasu was on the verge of being destroyed by goku using a Hakia before he used mai against him. Beerus is pretty lazy and even in the anime didn't care to check if he actually zamasu from the future when he destroyed the present zamasu. Also Trunks sort killed him. Also once zamasu fused, he immortality sort of got screwed in a way.
Patch notes:
Dragon balls are replaced with Chaos Emeralds
Lol that should be fake patch note
*YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMERALDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Chaos control!
sonic is now in the game
The forth one can only be acquired when vegeta is in the party
8:28 Cell self destructs with Android 16.
Fake Patch Notes 4:
Zamasu says: âThose upon whom my light shines shall perishâ, then he does his level 3, but instead of the bird itâs a giant light bulb. Then the stage blows up
7:13 somethin about seeing broly and broly working together both destroys my sides and kinda warms my heart.
I need help !
4:53 my mans is vibe checkin' Broly.
It's broli
The whole âCharacters strength is proportionate to that in the animeâ
Thing reminded me of the ShenaniganZ videos
âVideo should just die in like 2 hits. Like it should just be Light, Medium, Dead.â
1:52 I was honestly hoping for an even bigger gun not gonna lie
*Two Brolies tag-teaming Vegeta*
Gohan: "I got this"
No, Gohan, you don't have this. At all.
If he believes in the heart of being the secondary main character, he can do anything.
1. That's vegeta
2. You saw what happened to his hope of being 2nd main character
@@confusion818 1. Yes, and?
2. Teen Gohan might have been his high point, but this is FighterZ, where Videl can team up with Krillin to beat a G.O.D. so... I retain my previous stance.
@@confusion818 I have realized a misunderstanding has occurred.
I shall not retract my previous statement, but shall admit I responded from a flawed view.
3:50
Vyrn: "that creep will be one tough nut to crack."
Gran: *Boots Perfect Cell*
Gran's boot is very powerful
AMERICA BOOT
That model actually looked super clean. Same with the animation XD
This video is pretty good XD
GranBOOT fantasy
The captions on that part tho
5:07 killed me đ
6:30 El Gran Saiyaman mandado al Sol donde Broly DBZ se quemĂł en la pelĂcula.
New update: DBZ Broly has a level 7 lariat that can bring you to other maps, and even other games.
I NEED HELP
Broly, 1v1, no dragonballs, fd
What can't he do?
7:16 "I NEED HELP"
Always gets me đ
0:12 When you are playing a First Person Shooter and you realize the opponent team is the japanese guy and his friends
Everybody gangsta till Spider-Man whips out the Kamehameha
Buu now has a chance of falling asleep when he's on the sidelines, unable to switch in or help his allies
Brilliant
Jiren's Fake Patch note should have been:
*"Everytime Jiren sees a Dragon it's an automatic win."*
Hey I seen you in the premier chat!
@@josephetienne-guzzi4258 *King Ghidorah entered the chat*
*PTSD Has entered the chat*
@@xenowreborn Lmao
Broly robbing Vegeta is the funniest shit I've ever seen
The way he shakes him for lunch zeni like a school bully is the best! I'll probably make a gif of that to represent a DB Legends ad lmao
3:32 subtitles:Krillin owned counter: 515967.5
Dbza Moment.
I'm so proud of Jiren overcoming his PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Dragons), what a brave soul
3:21
Jiren: Is this the limit of your power?
DotoDoya: YEA
Hoooooly and i had watched this 3 times before without subtitles
5:57
That really was perfect, DK would 100% main Broly
Everything about the Scene at 5:50 Is amazing
Patch Note idea: Goku's Ultra Instinct form/ technique now has the chance of wearing out and destroying his body...
Bad time with him I see đ
Another idea: UI Goku now automatically dodges everything and his attacks have no end lag and can be cancelled into anything.
YES
@@GGolden2500 I.e anything can cancelled into everything
@@poggersuni9637 yes
Love the Saiyaman theme being a song from Gotcha Force haha. Great vid!
âThat really all you ha- **GUUWWAA**â
You are the best at these edits man good shit.
Jiren: *grabs krillin*
Krillinâs voice line: âoh crapâ
It's kuririn
Jiren:tell me your joking
Sam Dub no one cares
@@LordBeerusGodofDestruction rude
H
Happy Birthday, Shoyoumomo!! đ
Cooler has always been my favorite Dragon Ball antagonist, so the fact you give him this much love makes me smile.
5:27
"It's been a while..."
(Realises it's someone else)
"YO WHO DA FUK IS THIS NI-"
(fucking dies)
I love this so much.
Edit: [As of 27th October 2021, 9:32am UK Time]
I'll just add the other one while I'm at it, since that was hilarious as well:
7:39
"You're familiar... where have I seen you before?"
"YO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A FUCKIN' INFINITE??"
"Get out of here!"
"I'MA TEACH YA MOFUCKIN' BITCHASS,"
"What THE--"
"EASIEST SHIT IN TH'MOTHAFUCKIN' MAHVEL 3--"
also does this imply that at one point dbz had a crossover with marvel
Edit 2: [As of 6th November 2021, 9:17pm UK Time]
goddamn it i remember this far too well for some reason and it's fucking hilarious
0:52
"Hmph."
(Yell that makes him lose his voice, followed up by coughs)
"I was hoping for a diver--"
(More coughing)
"Oh, come on with this crap...! Happens every time..."
(Walks away)
"Give me a minute, Gohan."
Krillin: Your not gonna murder me are yo-
Jiren: Yes
Of course you would say that 17.
Jiren pulled a Freiza move on Krillin