Jake Moves in for Three Months | Two and a Half Men
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- “Oh great. Now he's got the moral high ground.”
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Considering how she treated alimony and child support payments from Alan, I'm not surprised Herb doesn't like her spending.
I’m
"You may think I'm dumb but you overestimate me" in a way this line is brilliant 🤣
"That's when i turn the music back up, you sick freak"
😭😁😆😂🤣
24 and 7 = 31 😆😂 He adds correctly, likes girls and he can tell time... Alan’s a happy dad
He came a long way since he split the difference between $500 and $1000 into $250! 😜
'likes girls' is a plus? right, cuz liking a girl who is like 'Judith' and ending up with her has done so much good for a man like Alan.
one of best lines in sitcom history
When herb comes to the door and says 31 also, gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
"I'm not gonna make it three months Alan"
We all backed Charlie on that line 😂
Honestly I'm just impressed Jake managed to do 24 + 7 correctly.
if you think about it, even that is incorrect lol. cause its 24/7 so technically he was supposed to divide, not add 🤣🤣🤣
One of the more notably hilarious comedies of all time 🥰
😂damn sure 😂
Funy to see how it resambles
Those antique Roman times
... and
how we convintnly smile.
Alans LIFE is literaly torn apart
between that
* narcissitic Mother EVELYN
* narcissistic brother Charlie - that keeps "helping"
Alan - only
* to ease his inner pain of lonlines and series of failed atrempts to relate -
*and to use him as a punching Bag- to create an ilusion of power and cleverness.
* that bitch - of an Ex.-Judith
- that is nothing but an infantalised Leach oh his body - ... and
people are sitting in Arena ... laughing at Alan's
suffering , emotional, finantial and human suffering
... same as Romand used to laugh at dying slaves ,
suffering animals and
screaming injured gladiators.
...
and ... yes ... to some extent
it is funy..
and ease The PAIN of
your inner excruciating personal - Alan. Makes you realise that
You are not ALONE ... and that entire LIFE is a some kind of
A cosmic joke....
So true, I started to watch it again from the beginning a few days ago, and it's still great after all these years 😅😎
But I'll probably only watch it till Charlie's "death" 😶
After he "left", it was going down pretty much immediately 😕
Couldn't agree more. Real-life situations and the cast is priceless.
Even after Judith married Herb, she still thought that the child support money for Jake, actually belonged to her to do whatever she wanted to do with it. Case in point: the episode where Judith was getting married to Herb and Alan paid his final alimony check to her. The check was over $3,800 dollars. Also, anytime she bought clothing for Jake or she complained about the bill for AAA auto service, she sent the bill or directly bitched to Alan. The alimony and child support payments covered that. Yet, Alan had Jake every weekend, before and after she married Herb.
And that’s why you DO NOT sign a contract that rewards the person who breaks it period.
Yeah, and Herb also moved in Judith's house, not vice versa. Judith had a ton of extra $$$.
And yet she treats Charlie like crap. He's the reason why she got that deal.
Yeah Alan was paying over $4k a month in child support and alimony back in like 2002… that was making bank then.
We know this is a sitcom, but let's break it down. Judith was an evil and manipulative woman who did Alan, and then Herb dirty. NOBODY liked her, and that included her own parents. Hell, her own mother was in and out of rehab and tried to seduce Alan. Also, Herb had a couple of affairs on her. She received a generous amount of alimony and child support from Alan, yet she didn't work a 9 to 5 job and had all of her weekends free to do anything she wanted (visit her parents, Mexico, Hawaii, etc). Plus, she always questioned Jake's attitude and behavior and gave Alan grief for it, but never put any effort into correcting her own son. Judith acted more like a single woman with no responsibilities than a single, divorced woman raising a teenage son.
Jake: 31.
Genius.
I like how there's not a single vegetable in sight in Jake's burger
So
They're just empty nutrients.
And he wonders why he gets diarrhea.
Fries.
0:40 Alan face he almost broke character
Jake is Charlie’s 😎💐
0:40 I love how Jon cryer almost broke character with that smirk
This show is GOLD!!! I watching this serial many times in the year!! :-)
At least he’s working on his math skills.
What about sex 😂😂😂😂
Amen
I wouldn’t make it 3 months with Jake or Charlie either.. although, there would be a lot of shit happening around there, might be interesting
😅😅😅😅😅Рикки Тан поддерживает «Человека, я в огне».
Мне нравится это видео, продолжай в том же духе
It is one of my favorite TV show I watch it all the time over there in my country of trinidad and tobago 🇹🇹🥰🥰
A lot of Guyanese & Trinidadian been getting pushed out by Indians Pakistanis & Nepalis
PUT TWO AND A HALF MEN BACK ON OR I'LL NEVER WATCH THE 304 AGAIN
Before a man decides to marry watch two and a half men first
Or know your wife very well and protect her assets
That’s exactly what I did
Every man getting married should be forced to sign a prenup with the wife.
Or just stay a bachelor like Charlie
What episode is this
The best comedy!
Things that are smarter than Jake trees car tire lawnmower rake bag of hammers
A bunch of rattlesnakes on meth.
ZACH SEAN
Those burgers do look juicy. 😋🍔🍟
If they decide to reboot the series, it’s obvious that they’ll focus more on Jake, how he’s even worse than Alan & Walden, how his mother is in Jail for Fraud, his ex-wife was deported, and he’s living with his dad, again?!
Also, ask the question of how Jake blew $2.5 million?!?!
@@charlespeakjr2168 Most likely Jake would fall the same way Alan was victimized, a Ponzi Scheme, almost as if Charlie’s spirit is haunting the entire family.
😂😂😂😂
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It’s underestimate?
It was ok to make him a little dumb because he still got in a few shots (even if accidental). But in later seasons, they made him so dumb that it got boring.
Numb nuts :))))))))))
Then the commercials about old spice. An then when was seeing a. Guy he used Frankies men musk I smelled it wtf
Why use the kid to be like my son Francis. U think I can't see it