Atheist megachurches exist. Do they sing worship songs? And what about children's church? Brand new from Tim's concert DVD "That's the Worst", available now at www.timhawkins.net/
As a former agnostic , my church was the pub . Spent 25 yrs and a lot of money in there. Born again in 2005 , aged 40 years old. I'm so glad I converted , now I know Him ♥️✝️😃
@Shadowreeper213 I'd been divorced for 5yrs and gone back to boozing and womanising like I had been in my youth. Then about a year before I was born again , I started a new job . They put me to work with a lad , Adam , who was a Christian. He was about 30 yrs old , married and we made great friends. As I kept coming to work hungover , sometimes with cuts and bruises from drunken fights etc , Adam and another Christian started praying for me to know the Lord Jesus. Chris , the other Christian , was a former alcoholic . One Sunday he took me to church , then to his home for lunch with his wife. She told me of his old ways , the stories were funny , but I guess they spoke to me too. So one night on a late night street outreach I prayed a heartfelt prayer to the Lord , the first time I'd ever prayed like that. Praise God , I've never regretted that night . Now I'm happily married and still loving the Lord Jesus .
No resurrection. No immaculate Conception. Just Natural Selection, Charles Darwin told me so BIG BANG - he does this song with that added in another routine
@@adammilette3076Which "belief" is more rational and logical??? Two people (one Christian the other Atheist) are walking through an apple orchard coming upon 377 apples "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart on the ground. The atheist, given their belief in spontaneous "accidents", concludes "nice accident" and continues walking. Obviously, not thinking anything more about it - as that is how he/she is brainwashed by their "secular" public education to believe. On the other hand, the Christian sees the exact same 377 apples "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart, and concludes "WHO IN THE WORLD DID THAT?" Which has a more rational and logical conclusion??? Basic logic dictates behind "order" there has to be an "orderer". Behind every "building" you see is a "builder" you cannot see. Behind something that is "moving" there is a "mover" - that "caused it" to move. Behind an intelligent "design" is a intelligent "designer". Now, let’s raise the spontaneous "accident" odds to absolute absurdity. For me to write this post I have 3 Billion DNA "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart and for you to read this post right now you have 3 Billion DNA "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart, so over 6 Billion DNA "ordered" and working !!! Now, is that just a random "chance" and spontaneous "accident" to have 6 Billion DNA in a "row" to carry on this conversation??? www.genome.gov/25520880/deoxyribonucleic-acid-dna-fact-sheet/ evolutionnews.org/2018/04/yes-intelligent-design-is-detectable-by-science/ Even famous atheist Richard Dawkins has admitted DNA can "prove" intelligent design czcams.com/video/prFZTMIKOi4/video.html www.allaboutscience.org/intelligent-design.htm Sorry, Evolution is a lie. The false theory should be DEAD/EXTINCT by "real" scientists: czcams.com/video/4wCxkBnm3ow/video.html Evolution is spread from a Masonic lie: czcams.com/video/66c03O4APJ4/video.html What are the "odds" of even one protein forming "accidentally" completely forgetting about even more complex "LIFE"??? czcams.com/video/W1_KEVaCyaA/video.html czcams.com/video/yBEwgdCHUWo/video.html Now is athiestic evolution or spontaneous "accidents" really a logical and rational conclusion??? Please get to KNOW the supreme "orderer" of this universe, and what He expects out of your life to find "TRUE LIFE". Now, I recommend you watch former atheist Lee Strobel's "Case for the Creator". czcams.com/video/ajqH4y8G0MI/video.html Then listen or read Josh McDowell's "Evidence Demands a Verdict". czcams.com/video/HRemWMIy2IY/video.html Please follow the "evidence", facts, real science and "TRUTH" right into the ONE and ONLY established Church of Jesus Christ being the ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH. May GOD open your eyes and heart guiding you to TRUTH HIMSELF Jesus Christ (John 14:6). www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html www.magiscenter.com,
I can see them all isolated from each other, loathing, drinking strong Port and eating croissants chanting to themselves, "I do this as oft as I think of myself."
I like Soirism. It is a mathematical sort of religious journey which originated in Ireland and was lost for years. It was irreverent and fun. John P. McDougall was a genius.
i am an atheist that would love to go to atheist church. a lot of them are even humor based. I'm thinking about getting one going in my area as i live in the south and there's a lot of us that are outspoken so a community of atheists would be amazing. i rarely ever get to have an openly godless conversation with someone face to face.
RPMproductions1320 I suggest you try getting an atheist group going that doesn't call itself a church. You can congregate without being pseudo-religious.
one of the top gatherings is called sunday assembly. it was founded by two british comedians and has spread to the states. search it. it's kinda of interesting.
I think this is funny because it’s hilariously funny! He isn’t insulting us he’s just making observations and joking about them with us rather than at our expense :)
If you believe he’s being cruel then you need to get a reality check IMHO. I’m an atheist, he’s funny, isn’t the ability to laugh at yourself an essential quality? No need to be so serious about life. Smile, laugh, love, enjoy it.
I'm a Christian and may I just say I love all these songs so much though, Tim Hawkins is the BEST. I sang all the original versions of these songs when I was little. But this is hilarious!! Me and my older brother and sister sang these versions all the time, "Power and majesty praise to NOTHING" "No one hears you when you cry no one hears your lullaby no one loves the little children of the world.." "Reason why reason why we exist no there's no reason why" "In your unbelief..." "Evolution this I know for Charles Darwin told me so accidentally alive if your weak you won't survive" "I am an A, I am an A-T I am an A-t-h-e-i-s-t , and I have N-o-t-h-I-n-g to give me hope and certainty And when I d-i-e I will be a-l-o-n-e" I LOVE IT
K Zpodindustries that not What I sung, we sung gospel/there isn’t any god by rusty cage, main verse “there isn’t any god and when you die you’re just dead, and heavens just a fairytale to put you to bed. Sometimes I think about the chance that I’m wrong, but then I close my eyes and just remember this song, I said there isn’t any god and when you die you’re just dead, and heavens just fairytale to put you to bed, there ain’t nobody watching us cause nobody cares, and in the end we’re living all alone”
+Dr. Uber Fusion I love people like you lol. Speaking a Christian perspective it drives me crazy when people get into such hairy fights over something so simple and comedic.
+Dr. Uber Fusion I actually find this funny also, being a Christian. And for a lot of reasons. One, it's true. You guys literally have megachurches?? What the heck do you worship?
+Abby Bouts no churches, we dont worship any magical been, and its not that we exist for nothing or we came from anything is that some questions havnt been answered yet by science, it doenst mean thers no answer, it means we dont know yet, just because we dont know the answer it doesnt mean that is more logical to think that the invicible man is the answer. :) what do we belief? in life before death.
🎶No one loves the little children, all the children of the world, no one hears you when you cry, no one hears your lullaby, no one loves the little children of the world🎵 I died😂😂😂
@@lExN34 And this is where the humor slips and becomes edgy . . . because the implication, only Jesus could love little children . . . if he doesn't exist then no one loves them. I could sing 'Good folk all love little children . . .' , which is certainly true, but lacks the humor.
+killachris28 First of all, I don't want to argue, just pointing something out here. #1 Adam and Eve were not necessarily white as they are artistically displayed. #2 It is easily possible for different races to branch off of one central race via genetic change over time (in this case probably about 5000 to 6000 years). #3 Wisdom teeth are not clearly "vestigial" structures. Problems with wisdom teeth are likely caused by the modern diet of human beings, particularly in the industrialized world where food is processed and easy to chew, negating the correct development. Wisdom teeth don't exactly provide much support for the evolution theory anyway, as the evolution theory mandates that new structures must arrive naturalistically. Also, 35% of people don't even have them, suggesting they are being lost over time which as well as the evolutionist view can also support the creationist view of degeneration over time. #4 The human eye works quite well if it's healthy, can sense a huge spectrum of colors, and is actually a great design definitely not "shitty". If you are trying to compare human eyes to animals like birds of prey then I don't feel I even need to say anything more. #5 The appendix is not only found in humans and apes it has been discovered in over 50 different species all over the "mammalian evolutionary tree", and a recent study by a team of scientists including evolutionary biologist Heather Smith and immunologist William Parker and colleagues shows that the animals are spread so far across the tree that the appendix would have needed to evolve over 30 times. And by the way, the appendix is still and always will be a perfectly functional, highly important, and useful organ even if it is dangerous. Your statement about religion in the world is highly biased and I assume was meant in jest. I sound aggressive, (as is the case in any engagement) but I am only saying that your perception of Christians is a bit narrow from what I have read from your writing, also scientists are not always right and are certainly not all evolutionists. I would simply enjoy the comedy or leave regardless of whoever is correct.
I’m an atheist and I sometimes I sing the “I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T” song to myself sometimes. I hope someday someone asks me what I am so I can sing that. I love Tim.
you're not offended ,i'm surpriseD since most aTHEIST CRITICISE THOSE WHO DON'T SHARE THEIR BELIEFS they instead demand proof of anything outside their belief.
+Devin Daniell he's naturally biased as a Christian, therefore can/will not dig into the Christian belief system with as much ease as he can and does the atheistic system of thought. He makes fun of Christians in a cute way, but when he digs into atheism, even though he does it in a pretty cute way, he touches on some pretty weighty points (no one loves all the children of the world). I think him singing about the absurdity of a man raising from the dead would be fantastic, just as I think an atheist singing about how the world is nothing but unregulated chaos would be awesome. There's a saying that goes "blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused." Idk.
Atheist - one who does not practice a religion or believe in a God. Church - a place where one goes to worship and praise a god, and practice a religion. Atheist Church - see "irony".
Al Kills All no irony. Churches receive benefits above and beyond charities such as various tax exemptions and first amendment protection. Churches traditionally also offered a super-local support system for people. Secular religion seeks to remedy these inequities.
John Rigler I was meaning it's ironic that a group of people who don't believe in a god have a church, which is specifically designed as a place of worship to a god or deity of some sort.
Religion is what we submit ourselves to and invest the greatest amount of ourselves too. Anything we place before the true Almighty is an idol, including ourselves and becomes "our religion." It is impossible to not serve a "God" because by definition the word means Mighty, powerful, strong, and there is always someone over who exercises power over us. There can be only ONE ultimate Mighty ONE!
I remember him doing this song at my church last year. This guy is all fun and laughs. Thanks Tim, you never fail to make me laugh. I'm glad I can listen to comedy and not have to hear a million cuss words that "make it more funny." Love you.
Doing as many songs as I can 0:20 Shout to the void on the earth let us sing power and majesty praise to nothing 0:43 No one loves the little children all the children of the world no one hears you when you cry no one hears your lullaby no one loves the little children of the world 0:53 Reason why reason why we exist but there’s no reason why reason why reason why we exist but there’s no reason why 1:06 Row row row your boat gently down the reef wallowing wallowing wallowing wallowing in your unbelief 1:23 Evolution this I know for Charles Darwin told me so accidentally alive if your weak you won’t survive 1:46 I am an A I am an A-T I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T And I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty and when I D-I-E I will be A-L-O-N-E hey!
I see it as a compliment, actually. I am calling her a great ambassador or representative of atheism. +Melody Diaz , I did not mean any offense at all to you in any way. I was only attempting to compliment you. I apologize. Its just that I have witnessed some pretty horrible atheist on the internet and real life. So acrimonious is the norm for me with atheist.
DaGerminator2 Thank you, not sure why it was marked as spam either. I said love him but I'm not actually in love with him haha. #NoHomo Thanks though for having my back, appreciate it!
+Matthew Brunette i am happy to hear that. i always enjoy finding people who aren't afraid to laugh with or at other people, even at themselves or a group they are in. i enjoy hearing people make christian jokes as much as i enjoy hearing atheist jokes.
Is anybody old enough to remember Mike Warnke? I was still a Christian back during Warnke's heyday, and I always thought he was a talented comedian. After the scandal broke, I remember wondering why he felt the need to make all that stuff up-- he was talented enough to succeed WITHOUT a fake backstory.
I hate it whenever people say agnostics are just fence sitters or they can't make up their minds. Agnostics know what they believe, and it's that it's not possible (well, at least while you're alive, not sure after you die) to determine whether there is a god or not. A deity doesn't have to be "god" as per most people's definition. It could be something completely undetectable that's beyond our comprehension and is utterly different compared to our current religions. And unless there's some sort of afterlife, it's impossible to know for sure.
he does a ton, Tim Hawkins was one of my favorite comedians (and still is) growing up. As an Atheist now, I am happy that his stuff is still soo funny.
+Kevin15047 I agree as a Christian and creationist. CZcams is often a place for hatred and anger to flow wildly. I know from experience just how much people with hatred, varying opinions, and no restrictions can do.
Camden C. A creationist is speaking sense. I must get aspirin. I'm guilty of it too. I'm thinking of taking a CZcams vacation, because it's starting to do bad things to me.
Kevin15047 Dude I totally agree. I'm actually really glad now. I actually feel deep inside like my moral and theological self begins to be grieved by reading so many comments while my mind works them all around and trys to slash them to bits. If you can relate to that.. Hah!.
***** I suppose I'd be implying that if you become educated, you will realize that it's dumb to deny reality. At this point arguing with someone who "doesn't believe in evolution" is the intellectual equivalent of arguing with a flat earth believer. Your belief is irrelevant to reality. The Christians in my biology class acknowledge that because they are educated.
SteelRainz1 well, here's why the people who believe in evolution are the "un-educated ones" here. You know the evolution chart? From when a man turns into a monkey? I've lived for a preeeeeeeety long time, and I haven't seen any monkeys that are on there way to becoming a human yet. I've seen monkeys, I've seen gorrillas, I've seen humans, but I never saw any in-betweeners. Wonder how that effects athiest. Alot unless there able to make up more stupid ideas that make even less sense, sorry. I really don't want to fight, but you do have to admit, in the end, evolution still has some cracks that athiest just can't fill.
@@ozpin707 We don't think, we are higher than you so you can stop that hate train. Just trying to give you some hope... Even though I find other Christians annoying, I get it but yeah. We aren't thinking that we levitate above you I can promise you that... Just some of them but not all.
Tons of people love the little children though. i am an A, i am an A-t, I am an A-t-h-e-i-s-t, and i still find this whole video hilarious, Love ya Tim. :)
What song is that supposed to be? I know all the other ones cause before I turned my back on the church I did try to entertain a belief system. Just so happens the crazy bastards called me evil and howled at the moon. Weirdest bunch of Christians I’ve ever met.
1:45 XD "I am an A! I am an A-T! I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T! And I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty, and when I D-I-E I will be A-L-O-N-E!!!! HEY!!!"
Being strong in my disbelief, I can absolutely say this is hilarious and because I'm not a delicate little leftie I find it completely inoffensive as a bonus.
I just watched ur wedding songs video and the timing is perfect because my sister is getting married later this year it would b great if I could get u 2 come. It would make for an awesome surprise
I love Tim Hawkins. I wouldn’t look to his comedy to determine what other people believe (I’m an atheist who is so much happier after leaving religion behind), but he’s a comedic genius.
what about agnostic churches. they might exist yet then again they might not.
As opposed to Schrödinger churches which both exist and not exist at the same time, until you look at them.
LOL
As a former agnostic , my church was the pub . Spent 25 yrs and a lot of money in there.
Born again in 2005 , aged 40 years old. I'm so glad I converted , now I know Him ♥️✝️😃
Clever.
@Shadowreeper213
I'd been divorced for 5yrs and gone back to boozing and womanising like I had been in my youth.
Then about a year before I was born again , I started a new job . They put me to work with a lad , Adam , who was a Christian. He was about 30 yrs old , married and we made great friends. As I kept coming to work hungover , sometimes with cuts and bruises from drunken fights etc , Adam and another Christian started praying for me to know the Lord Jesus.
Chris , the other Christian , was a former alcoholic . One Sunday he took me to church , then to his home for lunch with his wife. She told me of his old ways , the stories were funny , but I guess they spoke to me too.
So one night on a late night street outreach I prayed a heartfelt prayer to the Lord , the first time I'd ever prayed like that.
Praise God , I've never regretted that night .
Now I'm happily married and still loving the Lord Jesus .
I lost it at “accidentally alive, if you’re weak you won’t survive!” 😂
No resurrection. No immaculate Conception.
Just Natural Selection, Charles Darwin told me so
BIG BANG
- he does this song with that added in another routine
"No resurrection, no immaculate conception, just natural selection. Charles Darwin told me so. Big Bang!"
@@adammilette3076Which "belief" is more rational and logical???
Two people (one Christian the other Atheist) are walking through an apple orchard coming upon 377 apples "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart on the ground.
The atheist, given their belief in spontaneous "accidents", concludes "nice accident" and continues walking. Obviously, not thinking anything more about it - as that is how he/she is brainwashed by their "secular" public education to believe.
On the other hand, the Christian sees the exact same 377 apples "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart, and concludes "WHO IN THE WORLD DID THAT?"
Which has a more rational and logical conclusion???
Basic logic dictates behind "order" there has to be an "orderer". Behind every "building" you see is a "builder" you cannot see.
Behind something that is "moving" there is a "mover" - that "caused it" to move.
Behind an intelligent "design" is a intelligent "designer".
Now, let’s raise the spontaneous "accident" odds to absolute absurdity. For me to write this post I have 3 Billion DNA "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart and for you to read this post right now you have 3 Billion DNA "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart, so over 6 Billion DNA "ordered" and working !!!
Now, is that just a random "chance" and spontaneous "accident" to have 6 Billion DNA in a "row" to carry on this conversation???
www.genome.gov/25520880/deoxyribonucleic-acid-dna-fact-sheet/
evolutionnews.org/2018/04/yes-intelligent-design-is-detectable-by-science/
Even famous atheist Richard Dawkins has admitted DNA can "prove" intelligent design
czcams.com/video/prFZTMIKOi4/video.html
www.allaboutscience.org/intelligent-design.htm
Sorry, Evolution is a lie. The false theory should be DEAD/EXTINCT by "real" scientists:
czcams.com/video/4wCxkBnm3ow/video.html
Evolution is spread from a Masonic lie:
czcams.com/video/66c03O4APJ4/video.html
What are the "odds" of even one protein forming "accidentally" completely forgetting about even more complex "LIFE"???
czcams.com/video/W1_KEVaCyaA/video.html
czcams.com/video/yBEwgdCHUWo/video.html
Now is athiestic evolution or spontaneous "accidents" really a logical and rational conclusion???
Please get to KNOW the supreme "orderer" of this universe, and what He expects out of your life to find "TRUE LIFE".
Now, I recommend you watch former atheist Lee Strobel's "Case for the Creator".
czcams.com/video/ajqH4y8G0MI/video.html
Then listen or read Josh McDowell's "Evidence Demands a Verdict".
czcams.com/video/HRemWMIy2IY/video.html
Please follow the "evidence", facts, real science and "TRUTH" right into the ONE and ONLY established Church of Jesus Christ being the ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH.
May GOD open your eyes and heart guiding you to TRUTH HIMSELF Jesus Christ (John 14:6).
www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html
www.magiscenter.com,
Me too!!! I just lost it!!!
Same
Atheist communion: more wine, less bread.
Lol
I can see them all isolated from each other, loathing, drinking strong Port and eating croissants chanting to themselves, "I do this as oft as I think of myself."
I'm gluten free thanks
Unless we making the bread 💰
Wine is good, but liquor is quicker.
I am an A
I am an A-T
I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T
I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty
And when I D-I-E I will be A-L-O-N-E
I died
@IDKWhatI'mDoing - are you A-L-O-N-E now?? Jk but I had to. 😂😂
I am an atheist and I literally sing this all the time 😂
Cheers! You're An Atheist! - Logic song. Worth looking up.
*HEY*
Ah me too! Im dead now. So true!
As an atheist, I encourage all religious people to mock ‘atheist churches’. The very idea is absurd.
I like Soirism. It is a mathematical sort of religious journey which originated in Ireland and was lost for years. It was irreverent and fun. John P. McDougall was a genius.
John Rigler
Google gives me zero results for that word. Did you misspell it, or is it really just that obscure?
i am an atheist that would love to go to atheist church. a lot of them are even humor based. I'm thinking about getting one going in my area as i live in the south and there's a lot of us that are outspoken so a community of atheists would be amazing. i rarely ever get to have an openly godless conversation with someone face to face.
RPMproductions1320
I suggest you try getting an atheist group going that doesn't call itself a church. You can congregate without being pseudo-religious.
one of the top gatherings is called sunday assembly. it was founded by two british comedians and has spread to the states. search it. it's kinda of interesting.
To all atheist who think this is funny props to you guys....I thinks cool how you take this clip as humor and not an insult
Bailey Coulter lol I think it's funny and I am atheist people these days get so offended so easily
I think this is funny because it’s hilariously funny! He isn’t insulting us he’s just making observations and joking about them with us rather than at our expense :)
Glad we can find common ground on this being hilarious
If you believe he’s being cruel then you need to get a reality check IMHO. I’m an atheist, he’s funny, isn’t the ability to laugh at yourself an essential quality?
No need to be so serious about life. Smile, laugh, love, enjoy it.
Because generally atheists find the idea of atheist megachurches to be ludicrous
I'm a Christian and was at my Christmas eve service at my highly religious great-grandmothers church and had these songs stuck in my head 😂😂
Oh no! I am also christian so big hug 🤗
Did u manage not to laugh? 🤭
I'd probably have excused myself to the restroom so I wouldn't burst a blood vessel from holding it inside.
I'm a Christian and may I just say I love all these songs so much though, Tim Hawkins is the BEST. I sang all the original versions of these songs when I was little. But this is hilarious!! Me and my older brother and sister sang these versions all the time,
"Power and majesty praise to NOTHING"
"No one hears you when you cry no one hears your lullaby no one loves the little children of the world.."
"Reason why reason why we exist no there's no reason why"
"In your unbelief..."
"Evolution this I know for Charles Darwin told me so accidentally alive if your weak you won't survive"
"I am an A, I am an A-T I am an A-t-h-e-i-s-t , and I
have N-o-t-h-I-n-g to give me hope and certainty
And when I d-i-e I will
be a-l-o-n-e"
I LOVE IT
Exactly Tim Hawkins is the best.(I'm a christian as well.)
@Silas Dinger
YAS AH FELLOW JESUS LOVER!!! I sang them in the car with my mom once and I acted like I was drunk cause I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂
Hey Virgil! 👋
me too
You're dead on, those are exactly the songs we sing.
Realy i thaught we sang Queen?
Breakdancing Stormtrooper No we sing Highway to hell then.
Breakdancing Stormtrooper Steve from accounting.
So catchy, am I right? Lmao.
K Zpodindustries that not What I sung, we sung gospel/there isn’t any god by rusty cage, main verse “there isn’t any god and when you die you’re just dead, and heavens just a fairytale to put you to bed. Sometimes I think about the chance that I’m wrong, but then I close my eyes and just remember this song, I said there isn’t any god and when you die you’re just dead, and heavens just fairytale to put you to bed, there ain’t nobody watching us cause nobody cares, and in the end we’re living all alone”
As an atheist I find this hilarious. No need for everyone to get upset! It's all in good fun. :)
+Dr. Uber Fusion It is all in good fun no matter what you believe. You obviously have a good sense of humor!!
+Dr. Uber Fusion I love people like you lol. Speaking a Christian perspective it drives me crazy when people get into such hairy fights over something so simple and comedic.
Platypus Kingdom Thanks. :p I love you too :3
+Dr. Uber Fusion I actually find this funny also, being a Christian. And for a lot of reasons. One, it's true. You guys literally have megachurches?? What the heck do you worship?
+Abby Bouts no churches, we dont worship any magical been, and its not that we exist for nothing or we came from anything is that some questions havnt been answered yet by science, it doenst mean thers no answer, it means we dont know yet, just because we dont know the answer it doesnt mean that is more logical to think that the invicible man is the answer. :) what do we belief? in life before death.
🎶No one loves the little children, all the children of the world, no one hears you when you cry, no one hears your lullaby, no one loves the little children of the world🎵
I died😂😂😂
That song sounds very depressing😭😭
@@lExN34 And this is where the humor slips and becomes edgy . . . because the implication, only Jesus could love little children . . . if he doesn't exist then no one loves them. I could sing 'Good folk all love little children . . .' , which is certainly true, but lacks the humor.
@@lExN34 and also very accurate right now
This is what parents are for, anyway.
@@edgepixel8467 😂😂😂underatted comment
His voice is lovely...and that's some good humored song. The idea of Atheist Church is ridiculously amazing.
All of the fellowship. None of the nonsense.
I'm an atheist and I don't think this is offensive lol, honestly people who would get bothered by this are just looking to get butthurt
Calamity Autum right?
It's not meant to be offensive.
Atheist as well, I think it's hilarious
Precisely! Atheists don't have to be "A humorous" ! :)
Calamity Autum If only Christians had this sense of humor when atheist comedians mocked religion
Did he just say "atheist church?" What the hell is an atheist church?
+Sasha Silver a church where atheists gather to discuss evolution
Lightoftheworld __ dude, atheist right here, and I don't know anything about evolution.
Sasha Silver sorry, that's just what I read on a website.
I think you mean "what the science is an atheist church?" Haha get it? No? Oh.
+killachris28 First of all, I don't want to argue, just pointing something out here. #1 Adam and Eve were not necessarily white as they are artistically displayed. #2 It is easily possible for different races to branch off of one central race via genetic change over time (in this case probably about 5000 to 6000 years). #3 Wisdom teeth are not clearly "vestigial" structures. Problems with wisdom teeth are likely caused by the modern diet of human beings, particularly in the industrialized world where food is processed and easy to chew, negating the correct development. Wisdom teeth don't exactly provide much support for the evolution theory anyway, as the evolution theory mandates that new structures must arrive naturalistically. Also, 35% of people don't even have them, suggesting they are being lost over time which as well as the evolutionist view can also support the creationist view of degeneration over time. #4 The human eye works quite well if it's healthy, can sense a huge spectrum of colors, and is actually a great design definitely not "shitty". If you are trying to compare human eyes to animals like birds of prey then I don't feel I even need to say anything more. #5 The appendix is not only found in humans and apes it has been discovered in over 50 different species all over the "mammalian evolutionary tree", and a recent study by a team of scientists including evolutionary biologist Heather Smith and immunologist William Parker and colleagues shows that the animals are spread so far across the tree that the appendix would have needed to evolve over 30 times. And by the way, the appendix is still and always will be a perfectly functional, highly important, and useful organ even if it is dangerous. Your statement about religion in the world is highly biased and I assume was meant in jest. I sound aggressive, (as is the case in any engagement) but I am only saying that your perception of Christians is a bit narrow from what I have read from your writing, also scientists are not always right and are certainly not all evolutionists. I would simply enjoy the comedy or leave regardless of whoever is correct.
I love how Tim cracks himself up while doing these songs !
I know right!! It makes it somehow funnier
I concur...I'm an atheist and this is hilarious! If there is one thing that is universal and awesome, it is laughter.
I WANT TO DO THE ROUNDS!
Is this the only sane comment here?
Nyoom No.
was that meant to be offensive to us because those song were great
10/10 atheist review
No it wasn't supposed to be offensive, lol, it was supposed to be funny to everyone.
+Gary Kinnison Its a comedy show lol
Nope
I wish he'd make a complete song out of that first one....
I am Bro it's supposed to be funny for atheists and christians alike, it's a comedy show, it's just supposed to be fun! 😉
I’m an atheist and I sometimes I sing the “I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T” song to myself sometimes. I hope someday someone asks me what I am so I can sing that.
I love Tim.
So then..................... what religion are you? :)
@@beek.4860 No religion. :)
@@EPrimeify no lol i was asking you so you could sing the song
@@beek.4860 Oooh.
Sorry.
What are you then?😂
This guy is the funniest man I’ve ever heard comedic genius
FruitOfTheSpirit , not to say Tim Hawkins isn’t the best, have you ever heard of Mark Lowery?
"Wallowing wallowing wallowing wallowing in your unbelief" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol I'm an atheist and I still love this guy. he is really talented.
+W&M Videos That was a little cold. xD
+Kay Lynn nah he is a dennis leary rip off
James Jamesbond Alright, now I'm lost. xD
+Kay Lynn Dennis Leary is comedian with a similar delivery
you're not offended ,i'm surpriseD since most aTHEIST CRITICISE THOSE WHO DON'T SHARE THEIR BELIEFS they instead demand proof of anything outside their belief.
1:35 ilove when he starts laughing while he’s singing😂
I would that parts hilarious
Yeaaah he reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris when he starts laughing while he's singing🤣🤣😍👌🏻
"Ac-ci-dent-ly a-live, if you're weak YOU WON'T SUR-VIVE."
Why do people take this so seriously? They're jokes. Jokes aren't meant to be taken seriously. Tim makes all kinds of jokes about Christians.
Tim is a Christian
All mighty Conquerer I know that. What does that have to do with what I said?
Sry I think I commented on the raring comment, I'm using an iPad so sometimes I miss tap
+Devin Daniell he's naturally biased as a Christian, therefore can/will not dig into the Christian belief system with as much ease as he can and does the atheistic system of thought. He makes fun of Christians in a cute way, but when he digs into atheism, even though he does it in a pretty cute way, he touches on some pretty weighty points (no one loves all the children of the world). I think him singing about the absurdity of a man raising from the dead would be fantastic, just as I think an atheist singing about how the world is nothing but unregulated chaos would be awesome. There's a saying that goes "blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused." Idk.
+Ricky Evans The guy is so hilarious. So Accurate.
Atheist - one who does not practice a religion or believe in a God.
Church - a place where one goes to worship and praise a god, and practice a religion.
Atheist Church - see "irony".
Al Kills All no irony. Churches receive benefits above and beyond charities such as various tax exemptions and first amendment protection. Churches traditionally also offered a super-local support system for people. Secular religion seeks to remedy these inequities.
John Rigler I was meaning it's ironic that a group of people who don't believe in a god have a church, which is specifically designed as a place of worship to a god or deity of some sort.
I think you missed the point.
That my friend is called an oxi-moron
Religion is what we submit ourselves to and invest the greatest amount of ourselves too. Anything we place before the true Almighty is an idol, including ourselves and becomes "our religion." It is impossible to not serve a "God" because by definition the word means Mighty, powerful, strong, and there is always someone over who exercises power over us. There can be only ONE ultimate Mighty ONE!
I fell off the chair laughing. I'm showing this to my youth pastor
The man is a legend. Been watching him for a long time. Now 23 years old and I remember watching Tim when I was at least 9 years old wow
"If you're weak you won't survive." LOL
I remember him doing this song at my church last year. This guy is all fun and laughs. Thanks Tim, you never fail to make me laugh. I'm glad I can listen to comedy and not have to hear a million cuss words that "make it more funny." Love you.
Doing as many songs as I can
0:20 Shout to the void on the earth let us sing power and majesty praise to nothing
0:43 No one loves the little children all the children of the world no one hears you when you cry no one hears your lullaby no one loves the little children of the world
0:53 Reason why reason why we exist but there’s no reason why reason why reason why we exist but there’s no reason why
1:06 Row row row your boat gently down the reef wallowing wallowing wallowing wallowing in your unbelief
1:23 Evolution this I know for Charles Darwin told me so accidentally alive if your weak you won’t survive
1:46 I am an A
I am an A-T
I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T
And I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty and when I D-I-E I will be
A-L-O-N-E hey!
Love this! One of my favorites! My family did this for a talent show at our church once. It was a hit!
I'm an Atheist and I still found this hillarious. XD
Same here :p
thank you, you make atheist actually sound like good people
I think that is a bit harsh, even for a Christian such as myself.
I see it as a compliment, actually. I am calling her a great ambassador or representative of atheism. +Melody Diaz , I did not mean any offense at all to you in any way. I was only attempting to compliment you. I apologize. Its just that I have witnessed some pretty horrible atheist on the internet and real life. So acrimonious is the norm for me with atheist.
ditto
Hilarious! Thanks for keeping it real, Mr. Hawkins.
Very. Funny
WWUTT o
WWUTT Because strawmanning is "keeping it real".
Jeremiah Tassinari Prove it.
Im an athiest and this is still funny
This is so hilarious and all the songs are really well parodied which makes it better, I want more of these!
if you're weak you wont survive😂 hahaha
maddie wright Yup! That’s what makes society such a powerful thing! Well... in theory. We still mess it up a lot
Can’t tell if that nervous laughing or not
I'm christian but this is hilarious
lol good its supposed to be score for christians
***** no, i cuss, its funny because he thinks that all christians dont cuss
I'm cracking up at this
Its funny to find songs you've grown up with parodied!
FlyRC this is literally made FOR Christians, why do you act like its bad to laugh at it? It's very obvious he's not serious lol
I can't get enough of that last song! XD
+Raquel Wood Get dunked on.
+_ Immer _ lmao
@johnnyrocket92 you can be certain the sun rises and you can count on being taxed and lied to by the government...
Mm-hmm.
That one has a certain... existentialist charm to it.
It's a "we must imagine Sisyphus happy" moment.
I’ve seen this many times, and I still almost die laughing. 😂😂😂😂
There is not a better comedian in the world. I've seen every kind of comedian imaginable and Tim is number one. No joke
I taught my friend all of this, and we both know it by memory. I'm so proud.
Tim Hawkins is the beat comedian there is, wish I could see everyone of his shows. Love him!
Why is this comment marked as spam? Who's the nubcake who reported an okay comment? It's fine people! Nothing wrong about what he said!
DaGerminator2 Thank you, not sure why it was marked as spam either. I said love him but I'm not actually in love with him haha. #NoHomo
Thanks though for having my back, appreciate it!
Yeah. He is the best DJ comedan there is. He does drop those beats alright.
I wish he would sing a full version of the 1st song. I love his voice.
Best Tim Hawkins video every!
damn, i would LOVE to hear a full Tim Hawkins cover of Shout to the lord, he sang it so well!!
Same
I'm offensive and I find this Christian
Lol. How offensive are ya? Curse like a pirate, or self exposure kind of offensive?
instead of saying: I'm christian and I find this offensive I switched the statement round. Of course I'm not offended by this, I find it hilarious
TheKedi1 I know. 😂😂😂
Mon Lemon Just making sure :)
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
It took me awhile to warm up to this guy. Now I think he's brilliant.
My youth group just played this and i needed to watch it again! 😂😆😁😄😃
Always so funny!!
Rainbow Gardens I know right! It's hilarious watching him try to strawman atheists!
I'm an atheist and I found this to be hilarious!
+Matthew Brunette i am happy to hear that. i always enjoy finding people who aren't afraid to laugh with or at other people, even at themselves or a group they are in. i enjoy hearing people make christian jokes as much as i enjoy hearing atheist jokes.
Same!
I'm pretty sure he was trying to insult us, Brad Stine style.
+TheAtticus Adam New still funny
+TD45465 ghf I didn't laugh.
I was dying from the beginning to end!! It really helps if you also know the original songs too
😂😂😂
Loved it! I knew all those songs as a Christian Child. You evolved them very well
Christian comedy that's actually funny? SOMEBODY PINCH ME!
Dansyoutube Really? the only ones I know are Bill Burr, Dane Cook and now this guy! I’d love more like them!
@@92Roar Look up Trey Kennedy or John B Crist. They're amazing!!!
*pinches*
Is anybody old enough to remember Mike Warnke? I was still a Christian back during Warnke's heyday, and I always thought he was a talented comedian. After the scandal broke, I remember wondering why he felt the need to make all that stuff up-- he was talented enough to succeed WITHOUT a fake backstory.
See "Dave Gardner". Old school funny. Jerry Clower too.
When he sang “but there’s no reason why”. He sounded like Frank Sinatra.
Love these songs! We sing them every Sunday!
This is hysterical and absolutely brilliant!
I laughed so hard,"Power and majesty, PRAISE TO NOTHING!" 😆
Agnostic and I still love these songs.
Same here.
Joe Martin Big difference between atheist and agnostic haha. One is dumber than the other.
I hate it whenever people say agnostics are just fence sitters or they can't make up their minds. Agnostics know what they believe, and it's that it's not possible (well, at least while you're alive, not sure after you die) to determine whether there is a god or not. A deity doesn't have to be "god" as per most people's definition. It could be something completely undetectable that's beyond our comprehension and is utterly different compared to our current religions. And unless there's some sort of afterlife, it's impossible to know for sure.
Great work Tim Hawkins still so funny after all these years.
This is brilliant. It takes a very clever person to come up with this kind of thing.
This is really funny even as an atheist
It should be, laugher is a good coping mechanism xD
Seriously, if you had all the awards in comedy I would not be surprised!
Thank you for what you do!
Ok. I've got to comment. This was good. Just stumbled onto him a couple days ago. This one got me. Consider me subscribed
I am an Atheist and find this hilarious.
Solarstar10 it really is XD
Atheist and i love hawkins comedy
I just found this today and even as an atheist it gave me a good chuckle. I like how this guy included songs into his act it's pretty creative.
he does a ton, Tim Hawkins was one of my favorite comedians (and still is) growing up. As an Atheist now, I am happy that his stuff is still soo funny.
CRAZY good! I wish I'd have sung these to my sons 25-plus years ago.
This is the best thing EVER!
Lol! I got a good laugh, as always. Thanks Tim for giving us real humor that isn’t vulgar
I love this video cannot stop watching it
He has such a beautiful voice!!!
yea atheists having churches seems extremely hypocritical.
Ikr!! That's what I was thinking lol
I don't think you understand what it is.
Samuel Larson oh don't defend those people, they're all either crazy or just plain stupid
clericofchaos1 No offense to you personally, but, that's plain ignorance and bigotry and you are well aware of that.
Samuel Larson actually that's biblical "only the fool has said in his heart there is no God"
I'm atheist and laughed my ass off. And come on guys, he's clearly got a crowd to pander to. Grow a sense of humour.
+Pope Barley I
I had a sense of humor when I watched the video. It died when I read the comments.
+Kevin15047 I agree as a Christian and creationist. CZcams is often a place for hatred and anger to flow wildly. I know from experience just how much people with hatred, varying opinions, and no restrictions can do.
Camden C.
A creationist is speaking sense. I must get aspirin. I'm guilty of it too. I'm thinking of taking a CZcams vacation, because it's starting to do bad things to me.
Kevin15047 Dude I totally agree. I'm actually really glad now. I actually feel deep inside like my moral and theological self begins to be grieved by reading so many comments while my mind works them all around and trys to slash them to bits. If you can relate to that.. Hah!.
Camden C.
Can I ever.
This is brilliant! Please turn these into an actual album
One of my friends showed me this and it was AWESOME!!!!!!!
damn I’d by copies of all of these songs and play them at Christmas every year!
I might set one of them as my ringtone
when I was Christian: loved this
Now I’m agnostic: still love it
Brings back all those songs we learned back in VBS.
LOVE IT!!!!! You go!!!!!!!
I feel like this would be equally enjoyable to atheists AND christians
it is XD
At an Atheist church, do they preach from the Origin of Species? Do they have small groups that study it?
actually yes.
Christians accept the evidence for evolution... at least the educated ones.
are you implying somthing?
***** I suppose I'd be implying that if you become educated, you will realize that it's dumb to deny reality. At this point arguing with someone who "doesn't believe in evolution" is the intellectual equivalent of arguing with a flat earth believer. Your belief is irrelevant to reality. The Christians in my biology class acknowledge that because they are educated.
SteelRainz1 well, here's why the people who believe in evolution are the "un-educated ones" here. You know the evolution chart? From when a man turns into a monkey? I've lived for a preeeeeeeety long time, and I haven't seen any monkeys that are on there way to becoming a human yet. I've seen monkeys, I've seen gorrillas, I've seen humans, but I never saw any in-betweeners. Wonder how that effects athiest. Alot unless there able to make up more stupid ideas that make even less sense, sorry. I really don't want to fight, but you do have to admit, in the end, evolution still has some cracks that athiest just can't fill.
this was amazing
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All right, when are you coming to Ottawa Canada? You would be a sensational hit here!
Catchy...
As an atheist I found this hilarious
It was not only to be funny but to show atheists views are a lot different. I hope you see that, merry CHRISTmas.
It's supposed to be funny
Aaron Whitney Stop shoving religion down their throat. No one cares. You don’t know them.
@@ozpin707 We don't think, we are higher than you so you can stop that hate train. Just trying to give you some hope... Even though I find other Christians annoying, I get it but yeah. We aren't thinking that we levitate above you I can promise you that... Just some of them but not all.
I would so listen to “Shout to the Void” over and over again! 😅
I seen a head stone once that said " Hear lies an Atheist, All dressed up and no place to go ".🤣
Gold.
Tons of people love the little children though.
i am an A, i am an A-t, I am an A-t-h-e-i-s-t, and i still find this whole video hilarious, Love ya Tim. :)
What song is that supposed to be?
I know all the other ones cause before I turned my back on the church I did try to entertain a belief system.
Just so happens the crazy bastards called me evil and howled at the moon. Weirdest bunch of Christians I’ve ever met.
@@Hoshimaru57 That would be the "I am a C. I am a C-H. I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N" song.
Hoshimaru57 I am a C. I am a CH. I am a
C H R I S T I A N. And I have C H R I S T in my
H E A R T and I will L I V E E T E R N A L L Y
@@MysticOceanDollies We used to see how fast we could sing that song.
@@thetickedoffpianoplayer4193 I always messed up on ‘eternally’ doing that lol
I love this vid!
would love to hear full versions of these
I liked the row your boat one!!!!
1:45 XD "I am an A! I am an A-T! I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T! And I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty, and when I D-I-E I will be A-L-O-N-E!!!! HEY!!!"
One of my favorite parts
We need complete songs for these here lol these are to funny
love your comedy, buddy
im also a christian but this is absolutely hillarious
Being strong in my disbelief, I can absolutely say this is hilarious and because I'm not a delicate little leftie I find it completely inoffensive as a bonus.
I just watched ur wedding songs video and the timing is perfect because my sister is getting married later this year it would b great if I could get u 2 come. It would make for an awesome surprise
I love Tim Hawkins. I wouldn’t look to his comedy to determine what other people believe (I’m an atheist who is so much happier after leaving religion behind), but he’s a comedic genius.
i’m a Christian and i’m so glad that i left religion behind!!! Jesus isn’t Religion
@@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi Christianity is a religion.