Tim Hawkins - Atheist Kids' Songs

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  • Atheist megachurches exist. Do they sing worship songs? And what about children's church? Brand new from Tim's concert DVD "That's the Worst", available now at www.timhawkins.net/
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  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic Před 7 lety +2106

    what about agnostic churches. they might exist yet then again they might not.

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick Před 5 lety +134

      As opposed to Schrödinger churches which both exist and not exist at the same time, until you look at them.

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 Před 4 lety +10

      LOL

    • @JontheBerean
      @JontheBerean Před 4 lety +43

      As a former agnostic , my church was the pub . Spent 25 yrs and a lot of money in there.
      Born again in 2005 , aged 40 years old. I'm so glad I converted , now I know Him ♥️✝️😃

    • @JoshConder
      @JoshConder Před 4 lety +7

      Clever.

    • @JontheBerean
      @JontheBerean Před 4 lety +22

      @Shadowreeper213
      I'd been divorced for 5yrs and gone back to boozing and womanising like I had been in my youth.
      Then about a year before I was born again , I started a new job . They put me to work with a lad , Adam , who was a Christian. He was about 30 yrs old , married and we made great friends. As I kept coming to work hungover , sometimes with cuts and bruises from drunken fights etc , Adam and another Christian started praying for me to know the Lord Jesus.
      Chris , the other Christian , was a former alcoholic . One Sunday he took me to church , then to his home for lunch with his wife. She told me of his old ways , the stories were funny , but I guess they spoke to me too.
      So one night on a late night street outreach I prayed a heartfelt prayer to the Lord , the first time I'd ever prayed like that.
      Praise God , I've never regretted that night .
      Now I'm happily married and still loving the Lord Jesus .

  • @quinngrey8916
    @quinngrey8916 Před 5 lety +619

    I lost it at “accidentally alive, if you’re weak you won’t survive!” 😂

    • @marie-bernadettebenedict3007
      @marie-bernadettebenedict3007 Před rokem

      No resurrection. No immaculate Conception.
      Just Natural Selection, Charles Darwin told me so
      BIG BANG
      - he does this song with that added in another routine

    • @adammilette3076
      @adammilette3076 Před 11 měsíci +2

      "No resurrection, no immaculate conception, just natural selection. Charles Darwin told me so. Big Bang!"

    • @onetruefaith2091
      @onetruefaith2091 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@adammilette3076Which "belief" is more rational and logical???
      Two people (one Christian the other Atheist) are walking through an apple orchard coming upon 377 apples "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart on the ground.
      The atheist, given their belief in spontaneous "accidents", concludes "nice accident" and continues walking. Obviously, not thinking anything more about it - as that is how he/she is brainwashed by their "secular" public education to believe.
      On the other hand, the Christian sees the exact same 377 apples "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart, and concludes "WHO IN THE WORLD DID THAT?"
      Which has a more rational and logical conclusion???
      Basic logic dictates behind "order" there has to be an "orderer". Behind every "building" you see is a "builder" you cannot see.
      Behind something that is "moving" there is a "mover" - that "caused it" to move.
      Behind an intelligent "design" is a intelligent "designer".
      Now, let’s raise the spontaneous "accident" odds to absolute absurdity. For me to write this post I have 3 Billion DNA "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart and for you to read this post right now you have 3 Billion DNA "perfectly" in a row and "evenly" spaced apart, so over 6 Billion DNA "ordered" and working !!!
      Now, is that just a random "chance" and spontaneous "accident" to have 6 Billion DNA in a "row" to carry on this conversation???
      www.genome.gov/25520880/deoxyribonucleic-acid-dna-fact-sheet/
      evolutionnews.org/2018/04/yes-intelligent-design-is-detectable-by-science/
      Even famous atheist Richard Dawkins has admitted DNA can "prove" intelligent design
      czcams.com/video/prFZTMIKOi4/video.html
      www.allaboutscience.org/intelligent-design.htm
      Sorry, Evolution is a lie. The false theory should be DEAD/EXTINCT by "real" scientists:
      czcams.com/video/4wCxkBnm3ow/video.html
      Evolution is spread from a Masonic lie:
      czcams.com/video/66c03O4APJ4/video.html
      What are the "odds" of even one protein forming "accidentally" completely forgetting about even more complex "LIFE"???
      czcams.com/video/W1_KEVaCyaA/video.html
      czcams.com/video/yBEwgdCHUWo/video.html
      Now is athiestic evolution or spontaneous "accidents" really a logical and rational conclusion???
      Please get to KNOW the supreme "orderer" of this universe, and what He expects out of your life to find "TRUE LIFE".
      Now, I recommend you watch former atheist Lee Strobel's "Case for the Creator".
      czcams.com/video/ajqH4y8G0MI/video.html
      Then listen or read Josh McDowell's "Evidence Demands a Verdict".
      czcams.com/video/HRemWMIy2IY/video.html
      Please follow the "evidence", facts, real science and "TRUTH" right into the ONE and ONLY established Church of Jesus Christ being the ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH.
      May GOD open your eyes and heart guiding you to TRUTH HIMSELF Jesus Christ (John 14:6).
      www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html
      www.magiscenter.com,

    • @countrygirl7402
      @countrygirl7402 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Me too!!! I just lost it!!!

    • @Undead_James
      @Undead_James Před 2 měsíci +1

      Same

  • @iasimov5960
    @iasimov5960 Před 6 lety +740

    Atheist communion: more wine, less bread.

    • @jhigdo24
      @jhigdo24 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @hansnorr
      @hansnorr Před 3 lety +20

      I can see them all isolated from each other, loathing, drinking strong Port and eating croissants chanting to themselves, "I do this as oft as I think of myself."

    • @kbaptiste28
      @kbaptiste28 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm gluten free thanks

    • @rattatouilletherat
      @rattatouilletherat Před 2 lety +1

      Unless we making the bread 💰

    • @indoorsandout3022
      @indoorsandout3022 Před 2 lety +1

      Wine is good, but liquor is quicker.

  • @magicalawnmower4764
    @magicalawnmower4764 Před 6 lety +1697

    I am an A
    I am an A-T
    I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T
    I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty
    And when I D-I-E I will be A-L-O-N-E
    I died

    • @jkbwillie
      @jkbwillie Před 5 lety +33

      @IDKWhatI'mDoing - are you A-L-O-N-E now?? Jk but I had to. 😂😂

    • @shane_impala
      @shane_impala Před 5 lety +26

      I am an atheist and I literally sing this all the time 😂

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality Před 5 lety +5

      Cheers! You're An Atheist! - Logic song. Worth looking up.

    • @josiahcisneros2968
      @josiahcisneros2968 Před 5 lety +4

      *HEY*

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap Před 5 lety +1

      Ah me too! Im dead now. So true!

  • @badlydrawnturtle8484
    @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 8 lety +2717

    As an atheist, I encourage all religious people to mock ‘atheist churches’. The very idea is absurd.

    • @35starfish
      @35starfish Před 8 lety +6

      I like Soirism. It is a mathematical sort of religious journey which originated in Ireland and was lost for years. It was irreverent and fun. John P. McDougall was a genius.

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 8 lety +26

      John Rigler
      Google gives me zero results for that word. Did you misspell it, or is it really just that obscure?

    • @RPMproductions1320
      @RPMproductions1320 Před 7 lety +40

      i am an atheist that would love to go to atheist church. a lot of them are even humor based. I'm thinking about getting one going in my area as i live in the south and there's a lot of us that are outspoken so a community of atheists would be amazing. i rarely ever get to have an openly godless conversation with someone face to face.

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 Před 7 lety +41

      RPMproductions1320
      I suggest you try getting an atheist group going that doesn't call itself a church. You can congregate without being pseudo-religious.

    • @RPMproductions1320
      @RPMproductions1320 Před 7 lety +3

      one of the top gatherings is called sunday assembly. it was founded by two british comedians and has spread to the states. search it. it's kinda of interesting.

  • @baileycoulter5894
    @baileycoulter5894 Před 8 lety +2654

    To all atheist who think this is funny props to you guys....I thinks cool how you take this clip as humor and not an insult

    • @kerriethomasson6307
      @kerriethomasson6307 Před 6 lety +147

      Bailey Coulter lol I think it's funny and I am atheist people these days get so offended so easily

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar Před 6 lety +141

      I think this is funny because it’s hilariously funny! He isn’t insulting us he’s just making observations and joking about them with us rather than at our expense :)

    • @thejjfrantsexperience5572
      @thejjfrantsexperience5572 Před 6 lety +45

      Glad we can find common ground on this being hilarious

    • @vernonbear
      @vernonbear Před 6 lety +63

      If you believe he’s being cruel then you need to get a reality check IMHO. I’m an atheist, he’s funny, isn’t the ability to laugh at yourself an essential quality?
      No need to be so serious about life. Smile, laugh, love, enjoy it.

    • @bestteefindagame
      @bestteefindagame Před 6 lety +54

      Because generally atheists find the idea of atheist megachurches to be ludicrous

  • @devinesisk5606
    @devinesisk5606 Před 3 lety +185

    I'm a Christian and was at my Christmas eve service at my highly religious great-grandmothers church and had these songs stuck in my head 😂😂

    • @tyrelhumble2006
      @tyrelhumble2006 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh no! I am also christian so big hug 🤗

    • @gent_Carolina
      @gent_Carolina Před rokem +1

      Did u manage not to laugh? 🤭
      I'd probably have excused myself to the restroom so I wouldn't burst a blood vessel from holding it inside.

  • @eleaya_rebekah
    @eleaya_rebekah Před 5 lety +80

    I'm a Christian and may I just say I love all these songs so much though, Tim Hawkins is the BEST. I sang all the original versions of these songs when I was little. But this is hilarious!! Me and my older brother and sister sang these versions all the time,
    "Power and majesty praise to NOTHING"
    "No one hears you when you cry no one hears your lullaby no one loves the little children of the world.."
    "Reason why reason why we exist no there's no reason why"
    "In your unbelief..."
    "Evolution this I know for Charles Darwin told me so accidentally alive if your weak you won't survive"
    "I am an A, I am an A-T I am an A-t-h-e-i-s-t , and I
    have N-o-t-h-I-n-g to give me hope and certainty
    And when I d-i-e I will
    be a-l-o-n-e"
    I LOVE IT

    • @soysauce05
      @soysauce05 Před 5 lety +2

      Exactly Tim Hawkins is the best.(I'm a christian as well.)

    • @eleaya_rebekah
      @eleaya_rebekah Před 5 lety +2

      @Silas Dinger
      YAS AH FELLOW JESUS LOVER!!! I sang them in the car with my mom once and I acted like I was drunk cause I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂

    • @ninjaartist1235
      @ninjaartist1235 Před 4 lety

      Hey Virgil! 👋

    • @Luna-oq8cy
      @Luna-oq8cy Před 2 lety

      me too

  • @kzpodindustries496
    @kzpodindustries496 Před 8 lety +1722

    You're dead on, those are exactly the songs we sing.

    • @gerbill13
      @gerbill13 Před 8 lety +67

      Realy i thaught we sang Queen?

    • @gerbill13
      @gerbill13 Před 8 lety +69

      Breakdancing Stormtrooper No we sing Highway to hell then.

    • @gerbill13
      @gerbill13 Před 8 lety +9

      Breakdancing Stormtrooper Steve from accounting.

    • @GeekyFanatic
      @GeekyFanatic Před 6 lety +6

      So catchy, am I right? Lmao.

    • @MaladyKayjo
      @MaladyKayjo Před 5 lety +8

      K Zpodindustries that not What I sung, we sung gospel/there isn’t any god by rusty cage, main verse “there isn’t any god and when you die you’re just dead, and heavens just a fairytale to put you to bed. Sometimes I think about the chance that I’m wrong, but then I close my eyes and just remember this song, I said there isn’t any god and when you die you’re just dead, and heavens just fairytale to put you to bed, there ain’t nobody watching us cause nobody cares, and in the end we’re living all alone”

  • @feelthebron2214
    @feelthebron2214 Před 8 lety +3139

    As an atheist I find this hilarious. No need for everyone to get upset! It's all in good fun. :)

    • @huladoula5795
      @huladoula5795 Před 8 lety +74

      +Dr. Uber Fusion It is all in good fun no matter what you believe. You obviously have a good sense of humor!!

    • @JoshUaTheDefender
      @JoshUaTheDefender Před 8 lety +64

      +Dr. Uber Fusion I love people like you lol. Speaking a Christian perspective it drives me crazy when people get into such hairy fights over something so simple and comedic.

    • @feelthebron2214
      @feelthebron2214 Před 8 lety +20

      Platypus Kingdom Thanks. :p I love you too :3

    • @abbyvibes231
      @abbyvibes231 Před 8 lety +12

      +Dr. Uber Fusion I actually find this funny also, being a Christian. And for a lot of reasons. One, it's true. You guys literally have megachurches?? What the heck do you worship?

    • @thefreedomproject4777
      @thefreedomproject4777 Před 8 lety +13

      +Abby Bouts no churches, we dont worship any magical been, and its not that we exist for nothing or we came from anything is that some questions havnt been answered yet by science, it doenst mean thers no answer, it means we dont know yet, just because we dont know the answer it doesnt mean that is more logical to think that the invicible man is the answer. :) what do we belief? in life before death.

  • @stephaniewalker8007
    @stephaniewalker8007 Před 4 lety +225

    🎶No one loves the little children, all the children of the world, no one hears you when you cry, no one hears your lullaby, no one loves the little children of the world🎵
    I died😂😂😂

    • @lExN34
      @lExN34 Před 3 lety +8

      That song sounds very depressing😭😭

    • @chris24jh
      @chris24jh Před 3 lety +5

      @@lExN34 And this is where the humor slips and becomes edgy . . . because the implication, only Jesus could love little children . . . if he doesn't exist then no one loves them. I could sing 'Good folk all love little children . . .' , which is certainly true, but lacks the humor.

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lExN34 and also very accurate right now

    • @edgepixel8467
      @edgepixel8467 Před 3 lety +2

      This is what parents are for, anyway.

    • @stephaniewalker8007
      @stephaniewalker8007 Před 3 lety

      @@edgepixel8467 😂😂😂underatted comment

  • @nandaniraii.4684
    @nandaniraii.4684 Před 5 lety +80

    His voice is lovely...and that's some good humored song. The idea of Atheist Church is ridiculously amazing.

    • @brettldouglas
      @brettldouglas Před 10 měsíci

      All of the fellowship. None of the nonsense.

  • @comradecommissar3435
    @comradecommissar3435 Před 8 lety +849

    I'm an atheist and I don't think this is offensive lol, honestly people who would get bothered by this are just looking to get butthurt

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar Před 6 lety +2

      Calamity Autum right?

    • @inkmaster5480
      @inkmaster5480 Před 5 lety +1

      It's not meant to be offensive.

    • @desertsniper23
      @desertsniper23 Před 5 lety +1

      Atheist as well, I think it's hilarious

    • @j.francismacdonald1506
      @j.francismacdonald1506 Před 5 lety +3

      Precisely! Atheists don't have to be "A humorous" ! :)

    • @johnny.V03
      @johnny.V03 Před 4 lety +11

      Calamity Autum If only Christians had this sense of humor when atheist comedians mocked religion

  • @Sashakawaiicat
    @Sashakawaiicat Před 8 lety +957

    Did he just say "atheist church?" What the hell is an atheist church?

    • @Hannah-dj1bu
      @Hannah-dj1bu Před 8 lety +76

      +Sasha Silver a church where atheists gather to discuss evolution

    • @Sashakawaiicat
      @Sashakawaiicat Před 8 lety +36

      Lightoftheworld __​ dude, atheist right here, and I don't know anything about evolution.

    • @Hannah-dj1bu
      @Hannah-dj1bu Před 8 lety +3

      Sasha Silver sorry, that's just what I read on a website.

    • @nyoom9814
      @nyoom9814 Před 8 lety +53

      I think you mean "what the science is an atheist church?" Haha get it? No? Oh.

    • @mr.caswell2388
      @mr.caswell2388 Před 8 lety +58

      +killachris28 First of all, I don't want to argue, just pointing something out here. #1 Adam and Eve were not necessarily white as they are artistically displayed. #2 It is easily possible for different races to branch off of one central race via genetic change over time (in this case probably about 5000 to 6000 years). #3 Wisdom teeth are not clearly "vestigial" structures. Problems with wisdom teeth are likely caused by the modern diet of human beings, particularly in the industrialized world where food is processed and easy to chew, negating the correct development. Wisdom teeth don't exactly provide much support for the evolution theory anyway, as the evolution theory mandates that new structures must arrive naturalistically. Also, 35% of people don't even have them, suggesting they are being lost over time which as well as the evolutionist view can also support the creationist view of degeneration over time. #4 The human eye works quite well if it's healthy, can sense a huge spectrum of colors, and is actually a great design definitely not "shitty". If you are trying to compare human eyes to animals like birds of prey then I don't feel I even need to say anything more. #5 The appendix is not only found in humans and apes it has been discovered in over 50 different species all over the "mammalian evolutionary tree", and a recent study by a team of scientists including evolutionary biologist Heather Smith and immunologist William Parker and colleagues shows that the animals are spread so far across the tree that the appendix would have needed to evolve over 30 times. And by the way, the appendix is still and always will be a perfectly functional, highly important, and useful organ even if it is dangerous. Your statement about religion in the world is highly biased and I assume was meant in jest. I sound aggressive, (as is the case in any engagement) but I am only saying that your perception of Christians is a bit narrow from what I have read from your writing, also scientists are not always right and are certainly not all evolutionists. I would simply enjoy the comedy or leave regardless of whoever is correct.

  • @barrycunningham7713
    @barrycunningham7713 Před 2 lety +49

    I love how Tim cracks himself up while doing these songs !

  • @MathScienceHistory
    @MathScienceHistory Před 7 lety +46

    I concur...I'm an atheist and this is hilarious! If there is one thing that is universal and awesome, it is laughter.

  •  Před 8 lety +123

    I WANT TO DO THE ROUNDS!

  • @II-iq5vv
    @II-iq5vv Před 8 lety +687

    was that meant to be offensive to us because those song were great
    10/10 atheist review

    • @thelojay
      @thelojay Před 8 lety +83

      No it wasn't supposed to be offensive, lol, it was supposed to be funny to everyone.

    • @zionlee1004
      @zionlee1004 Před 8 lety +18

      +Gary Kinnison Its a comedy show lol

    • @knoxtrainor6695
      @knoxtrainor6695 Před 8 lety +4

      Nope

    • @TheMG26
      @TheMG26 Před 8 lety +11

      I wish he'd make a complete song out of that first one....

    • @NasciParaAdorar7
      @NasciParaAdorar7 Před 6 lety +8

      I am Bro it's supposed to be funny for atheists and christians alike, it's a comedy show, it's just supposed to be fun! 😉

  • @eprimeify2090
    @eprimeify2090 Před 4 lety +133

    I’m an atheist and I sometimes I sing the “I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T” song to myself sometimes. I hope someday someone asks me what I am so I can sing that.
    I love Tim.

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Před 3 lety

      So then..................... what religion are you? :)

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify Před 3 lety +4

      @@beek.4860 No religion. :)

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Před 3 lety +2

      @@EPrimeify no lol i was asking you so you could sing the song

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify Před 3 lety

      @@beek.4860 Oooh.
      Sorry.

    • @aspenunderwood5305
      @aspenunderwood5305 Před 3 lety

      What are you then?😂

  • @fruitofthespirit7967
    @fruitofthespirit7967 Před 6 lety +75

    This guy is the funniest man I’ve ever heard comedic genius

    • @kylewilliamson860
      @kylewilliamson860 Před 4 lety +2

      FruitOfTheSpirit , not to say Tim Hawkins isn’t the best, have you ever heard of Mark Lowery?

  • @VoyageOne1
    @VoyageOne1 Před 7 lety +105

    "Wallowing wallowing wallowing wallowing in your unbelief" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SThrillz
    @SThrillz Před 8 lety +649

    lol I'm an atheist and I still love this guy. he is really talented.

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 Před 7 lety +1

      +W&M Videos That was a little cold. xD

    • @hmmm2357
      @hmmm2357 Před 7 lety +2

      +Kay Lynn nah he is a dennis leary rip off

    • @kaylynn4750
      @kaylynn4750 Před 7 lety +1

      James Jamesbond Alright, now I'm lost. xD

    • @hmmm2357
      @hmmm2357 Před 7 lety +1

      +Kay Lynn Dennis Leary is comedian with a similar delivery

    • @rebeccameister3825
      @rebeccameister3825 Před 7 lety +2

      you're not offended ,i'm surpriseD since most aTHEIST CRITICISE THOSE WHO DON'T SHARE THEIR BELIEFS they instead demand proof of anything outside their belief.

  • @jamesblond6947
    @jamesblond6947 Před 5 lety +27

    1:35 ilove when he starts laughing while he’s singing😂

    • @penguin9941
      @penguin9941 Před 4 lety

      I would that parts hilarious

    • @Parmihastam
      @Parmihastam Před 3 lety

      Yeaaah he reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris when he starts laughing while he's singing🤣🤣😍👌🏻

  • @jonahanthony266
    @jonahanthony266 Před 3 lety +7

    "Ac-ci-dent-ly a-live, if you're weak YOU WON'T SUR-VIVE."

  • @devindaniell
    @devindaniell Před 9 lety +301

    Why do people take this so seriously? They're jokes. Jokes aren't meant to be taken seriously. Tim makes all kinds of jokes about Christians.

    • @floppydoppy5382
      @floppydoppy5382 Před 8 lety +5

      Tim is a Christian

    • @devindaniell
      @devindaniell Před 8 lety +8

      All mighty Conquerer I know that. What does that have to do with what I said?

    • @floppydoppy5382
      @floppydoppy5382 Před 8 lety

      Sry I think I commented on the raring comment, I'm using an iPad so sometimes I miss tap

    • @rickyevans1096
      @rickyevans1096 Před 8 lety +3

      +Devin Daniell he's naturally biased as a Christian, therefore can/will not dig into the Christian belief system with as much ease as he can and does the atheistic system of thought. He makes fun of Christians in a cute way, but when he digs into atheism, even though he does it in a pretty cute way, he touches on some pretty weighty points (no one loves all the children of the world). I think him singing about the absurdity of a man raising from the dead would be fantastic, just as I think an atheist singing about how the world is nothing but unregulated chaos would be awesome. There's a saying that goes "blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused." Idk.

    • @johncummins6655
      @johncummins6655 Před 8 lety

      +Ricky Evans The guy is so hilarious. So Accurate.

  • @alkillsall4844
    @alkillsall4844 Před 7 lety +618

    Atheist - one who does not practice a religion or believe in a God.
    Church - a place where one goes to worship and praise a god, and practice a religion.
    Atheist Church - see "irony".

    • @35starfish
      @35starfish Před 7 lety +5

      Al Kills All no irony. Churches receive benefits above and beyond charities such as various tax exemptions and first amendment protection. Churches traditionally also offered a super-local support system for people. Secular religion seeks to remedy these inequities.

    • @alkillsall4844
      @alkillsall4844 Před 7 lety +22

      John Rigler I was meaning it's ironic that a group of people who don't believe in a god have a church, which is specifically designed as a place of worship to a god or deity of some sort.

    • @Matoro11
      @Matoro11 Před 6 lety +2

      I think you missed the point.

    • @gabbls_
      @gabbls_ Před 6 lety +10

      That my friend is called an oxi-moron

    • @michaeldeo5068
      @michaeldeo5068 Před 6 lety +3

      Religion is what we submit ourselves to and invest the greatest amount of ourselves too. Anything we place before the true Almighty is an idol, including ourselves and becomes "our religion." It is impossible to not serve a "God" because by definition the word means Mighty, powerful, strong, and there is always someone over who exercises power over us. There can be only ONE ultimate Mighty ONE!

  • @tessaturner2565
    @tessaturner2565 Před 7 lety +24

    I fell off the chair laughing. I'm showing this to my youth pastor

  • @elishamartinthechannel1859

    The man is a legend. Been watching him for a long time. Now 23 years old and I remember watching Tim when I was at least 9 years old wow

  • @EagleZtoTheGrave
    @EagleZtoTheGrave Před 9 lety +13

    "If you're weak you won't survive." LOL

  • @sarahkatem9201
    @sarahkatem9201 Před 8 lety +20

    I remember him doing this song at my church last year. This guy is all fun and laughs. Thanks Tim, you never fail to make me laugh. I'm glad I can listen to comedy and not have to hear a million cuss words that "make it more funny." Love you.

  • @dtaylor4123
    @dtaylor4123 Před 3 lety +21

    Doing as many songs as I can
    0:20 Shout to the void on the earth let us sing power and majesty praise to nothing
    0:43 No one loves the little children all the children of the world no one hears you when you cry no one hears your lullaby no one loves the little children of the world
    0:53 Reason why reason why we exist but there’s no reason why reason why reason why we exist but there’s no reason why
    1:06 Row row row your boat gently down the reef wallowing wallowing wallowing wallowing in your unbelief
    1:23 Evolution this I know for Charles Darwin told me so accidentally alive if your weak you won’t survive
    1:46 I am an A
    I am an A-T
    I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T
    And I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty and when I D-I-E I will be
    A-L-O-N-E hey!

  • @SportyPeach9891
    @SportyPeach9891 Před 3 lety +6

    Love this! One of my favorites! My family did this for a talent show at our church once. It was a hit!

  • @melody15100
    @melody15100 Před 8 lety +343

    I'm an Atheist and I still found this hillarious. XD

    • @lanpalmeer4301
      @lanpalmeer4301 Před 7 lety +4

      Same here :p

    • @dittykong9517
      @dittykong9517 Před 7 lety +6

      thank you, you make atheist actually sound like good people

    • @gradientrotoscope457
      @gradientrotoscope457 Před 7 lety +1

      I think that is a bit harsh, even for a Christian such as myself.

    • @dittykong9517
      @dittykong9517 Před 7 lety

      I see it as a compliment, actually. I am calling her a great ambassador or representative of atheism. +Melody Diaz , I did not mean any offense at all to you in any way. I was only attempting to compliment you. I apologize. Its just that I have witnessed some pretty horrible atheist on the internet and real life. So acrimonious is the norm for me with atheist.

    • @peterh7575
      @peterh7575 Před 6 lety +1

      ditto

  • @wwutt
    @wwutt Před 9 lety +493

    Hilarious! Thanks for keeping it real, Mr. Hawkins.

  • @2b-coeur
    @2b-coeur Před 7 lety +3

    This is so hilarious and all the songs are really well parodied which makes it better, I want more of these!

  • @maddiewright8361
    @maddiewright8361 Před 7 lety +84

    if you're weak you wont survive😂 hahaha

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar Před 6 lety

      maddie wright Yup! That’s what makes society such a powerful thing! Well... in theory. We still mess it up a lot

    • @vnn170
      @vnn170 Před 4 lety

      Can’t tell if that nervous laughing or not

  • @jaxoncroydon3516
    @jaxoncroydon3516 Před 8 lety +490

    I'm christian but this is hilarious

    • @imsoupersoup4425
      @imsoupersoup4425 Před 8 lety +60

      lol good its supposed to be score for christians

    • @jaxoncroydon3516
      @jaxoncroydon3516 Před 8 lety +3

      ***** no, i cuss, its funny because he thinks that all christians dont cuss

    • @MegaSwiming
      @MegaSwiming Před 7 lety +1

      I'm cracking up at this

    • @lunalovegood5901
      @lunalovegood5901 Před 7 lety +7

      Its funny to find songs you've grown up with parodied!

    • @headlessguy98
      @headlessguy98 Před 7 lety +12

      FlyRC this is literally made FOR Christians, why do you act like its bad to laugh at it? It's very obvious he's not serious lol

  • @bladedance8782
    @bladedance8782 Před 9 lety +61

    I can't get enough of that last song! XD

    • @raeanneleaton8076
      @raeanneleaton8076 Před 8 lety +1

      +Raquel Wood Get dunked on.

    • @gabbyriggio3119
      @gabbyriggio3119 Před 8 lety

      +_ Immer _ lmao

    • @hex_metal_barbie4
      @hex_metal_barbie4 Před 5 lety

      @johnnyrocket92 you can be certain the sun rises and you can count on being taxed and lied to by the government...

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig Před 4 lety

      Mm-hmm.
      That one has a certain... existentialist charm to it.
      It's a "we must imagine Sisyphus happy" moment.

  • @emilyquimby8453
    @emilyquimby8453 Před 5 lety +20

    I’ve seen this many times, and I still almost die laughing. 😂😂😂😂

  • @robertmcdonald9987
    @robertmcdonald9987 Před 5 měsíci +1

    There is not a better comedian in the world. I've seen every kind of comedian imaginable and Tim is number one. No joke

  • @gloriajones3952
    @gloriajones3952 Před 7 lety +6

    I taught my friend all of this, and we both know it by memory. I'm so proud.

  • @BleedinBlueSince06
    @BleedinBlueSince06 Před 9 lety +17

    Tim Hawkins is the beat comedian there is, wish I could see everyone of his shows. Love him!

    • @Ampwich
      @Ampwich Před 9 lety +3

      Why is this comment marked as spam? Who's the nubcake who reported an okay comment? It's fine people! Nothing wrong about what he said!

    • @BleedinBlueSince06
      @BleedinBlueSince06 Před 9 lety

      DaGerminator2 Thank you, not sure why it was marked as spam either. I said love him but I'm not actually in love with him haha. #NoHomo
      Thanks though for having my back, appreciate it!

    • @gabbls_
      @gabbls_ Před 6 lety

      Yeah. He is the best DJ comedan there is. He does drop those beats alright.

  • @Tofushoots
    @Tofushoots Před 4 lety +7

    I wish he would sing a full version of the 1st song. I love his voice.

  • @loganflorea3165
    @loganflorea3165 Před 5 lety

    Best Tim Hawkins video every!

  • @JonasHyldgaard
    @JonasHyldgaard Před 7 lety +8

    damn, i would LOVE to hear a full Tim Hawkins cover of Shout to the lord, he sang it so well!!

  • @TheKedi1
    @TheKedi1 Před 7 lety +203

    I'm offensive and I find this Christian

    • @jessicahare5910
      @jessicahare5910 Před 6 lety +9

      Lol. How offensive are ya? Curse like a pirate, or self exposure kind of offensive?

    • @TheKedi1
      @TheKedi1 Před 6 lety +14

      instead of saying: I'm christian and I find this offensive I switched the statement round. Of course I'm not offended by this, I find it hilarious

    • @jessicahare5910
      @jessicahare5910 Před 6 lety +1

      TheKedi1 I know. 😂😂😂

    • @TheKedi1
      @TheKedi1 Před 6 lety +1

      Mon Lemon Just making sure :)

    • @Fizhes
      @Fizhes Před 5 lety +10

      I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

  • @PlanetRockJesus
    @PlanetRockJesus Před 4 lety

    It took me awhile to warm up to this guy. Now I think he's brilliant.

  • @sofia.t9222
    @sofia.t9222 Před 6 lety +1

    My youth group just played this and i needed to watch it again! 😂😆😁😄😃

  • @RainbowGardens
    @RainbowGardens Před 9 lety +75

    Always so funny!!

    • @owenfager2927
      @owenfager2927 Před 6 lety

      Rainbow Gardens I know right! It's hilarious watching him try to strawman atheists!

  • @lovatojonasfan1
    @lovatojonasfan1 Před 8 lety +661

    I'm an atheist and I found this to be hilarious!

    • @coletonanthony9588
      @coletonanthony9588 Před 8 lety +17

      +Matthew Brunette i am happy to hear that. i always enjoy finding people who aren't afraid to laugh with or at other people, even at themselves or a group they are in. i enjoy hearing people make christian jokes as much as i enjoy hearing atheist jokes.

    • @summer2011leggo
      @summer2011leggo Před 8 lety +2

      Same!

    • @TheAtticus19
      @TheAtticus19 Před 8 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure he was trying to insult us, Brad Stine style.

    • @TDghf
      @TDghf Před 8 lety +4

      +TheAtticus Adam New still funny

    • @TheAtticus19
      @TheAtticus19 Před 8 lety

      +TD45465 ghf I didn't laugh.

  • @The1andOnlyMozart
    @The1andOnlyMozart Před 10 měsíci +2

    I was dying from the beginning to end!! It really helps if you also know the original songs too
    😂😂😂

  • @davidasholesjr181
    @davidasholesjr181 Před 6 lety

    Loved it! I knew all those songs as a Christian Child. You evolved them very well

  • @colinmackinnon696
    @colinmackinnon696 Před 7 lety +233

    Christian comedy that's actually funny? SOMEBODY PINCH ME!

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar Před 6 lety +1

      Dansyoutube Really? the only ones I know are Bill Burr, Dane Cook and now this guy! I’d love more like them!

    • @rosebrassard3795
      @rosebrassard3795 Před 5 lety +12

      @@92Roar Look up Trey Kennedy or John B Crist. They're amazing!!!

    • @eleaya_rebekah
      @eleaya_rebekah Před 5 lety +1

      *pinches*

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 Před 5 lety +1

      Is anybody old enough to remember Mike Warnke? I was still a Christian back during Warnke's heyday, and I always thought he was a talented comedian. After the scandal broke, I remember wondering why he felt the need to make all that stuff up-- he was talented enough to succeed WITHOUT a fake backstory.

    • @bobbastion7335
      @bobbastion7335 Před 4 lety +1

      See "Dave Gardner". Old school funny. Jerry Clower too.

  • @durpyrainbowp8405
    @durpyrainbowp8405 Před 5 lety +9

    When he sang “but there’s no reason why”. He sounded like Frank Sinatra.

  • @OwenPlant532
    @OwenPlant532 Před rokem +1

    Love these songs! We sing them every Sunday!

  • @MSNking14
    @MSNking14 Před 5 lety

    This is hysterical and absolutely brilliant!

  • @MommaBuff
    @MommaBuff Před 7 lety +45

    I laughed so hard,"Power and majesty, PRAISE TO NOTHING!" 😆

  • @michaelamerson8837
    @michaelamerson8837 Před 8 lety +15

    Agnostic and I still love these songs.

    • @rhyadil5309
      @rhyadil5309 Před 6 lety

      Same here.

    • @ussocom3644
      @ussocom3644 Před 6 lety

      Joe Martin Big difference between atheist and agnostic haha. One is dumber than the other.

    • @rhyadil5309
      @rhyadil5309 Před 6 lety +1

      I hate it whenever people say agnostics are just fence sitters or they can't make up their minds. Agnostics know what they believe, and it's that it's not possible (well, at least while you're alive, not sure after you die) to determine whether there is a god or not. A deity doesn't have to be "god" as per most people's definition. It could be something completely undetectable that's beyond our comprehension and is utterly different compared to our current religions. And unless there's some sort of afterlife, it's impossible to know for sure.

  • @blindtruth4614
    @blindtruth4614 Před 5 lety

    Great work Tim Hawkins still so funny after all these years.

  • @Riku_Sarashiki
    @Riku_Sarashiki Před 3 lety

    This is brilliant. It takes a very clever person to come up with this kind of thing.

  • @shadowbonbon3
    @shadowbonbon3 Před 2 lety +3

    This is really funny even as an atheist

    • @dited358
      @dited358 Před 2 lety +2

      It should be, laugher is a good coping mechanism xD

  • @tatertoodles
    @tatertoodles Před 9 lety +9

    Seriously, if you had all the awards in comedy I would not be surprised!

  • @guywiththeguitar8901
    @guywiththeguitar8901 Před 6 lety +1

    Thank you for what you do!

  • @mikeyjhilli
    @mikeyjhilli Před 2 lety

    Ok. I've got to comment. This was good. Just stumbled onto him a couple days ago. This one got me. Consider me subscribed

  • @Solarstar10
    @Solarstar10 Před 9 lety +31

    I am an Atheist and find this hilarious.

    • @92Roar
      @92Roar Před 6 lety +2

      Solarstar10 it really is XD

  • @CDC1357
    @CDC1357 Před 8 lety +8

    Atheist and i love hawkins comedy

  • @Fusionv4
    @Fusionv4 Před 6 lety +1

    I just found this today and even as an atheist it gave me a good chuckle. I like how this guy included songs into his act it's pretty creative.

    • @ameliabraybrooke6405
      @ameliabraybrooke6405 Před 6 lety

      he does a ton, Tim Hawkins was one of my favorite comedians (and still is) growing up. As an Atheist now, I am happy that his stuff is still soo funny.

  • @AdrienneAce2
    @AdrienneAce2 Před 5 lety +1

    CRAZY good! I wish I'd have sung these to my sons 25-plus years ago.

  • @CaitlynLouckslol
    @CaitlynLouckslol Před 9 lety +4

    This is the best thing EVER!

  • @sailorarwen6101
    @sailorarwen6101 Před 5 lety +6

    Lol! I got a good laugh, as always. Thanks Tim for giving us real humor that isn’t vulgar

  • @trevisscales2003
    @trevisscales2003 Před 6 lety

    I love this video cannot stop watching it

  • @user-vy9sr6by3x
    @user-vy9sr6by3x Před měsícem +1

    He has such a beautiful voice!!!

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 Před 9 lety +277

    yea atheists having churches seems extremely hypocritical.

    • @thatxgirlxkay
      @thatxgirlxkay Před 9 lety +5

      Ikr!! That's what I was thinking lol

    • @masio13
      @masio13 Před 9 lety +11

      I don't think you understand what it is.

    • @clericofchaos1
      @clericofchaos1 Před 9 lety +3

      Samuel Larson oh don't defend those people, they're all either crazy or just plain stupid

    • @masio13
      @masio13 Před 9 lety +20

      clericofchaos1 No offense to you personally, but, that's plain ignorance and bigotry and you are well aware of that.

    • @clericofchaos1
      @clericofchaos1 Před 9 lety +16

      Samuel Larson actually that's biblical "only the fool has said in his heart there is no God"

  • @popebarleyi9217
    @popebarleyi9217 Před 8 lety +19

    I'm atheist and laughed my ass off. And come on guys, he's clearly got a crowd to pander to. Grow a sense of humour.

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 Před 8 lety +3

      +Pope Barley I
      I had a sense of humor when I watched the video. It died when I read the comments.

    • @mr.caswell2388
      @mr.caswell2388 Před 8 lety +1

      +Kevin15047 I agree as a Christian and creationist. CZcams is often a place for hatred and anger to flow wildly. I know from experience just how much people with hatred, varying opinions, and no restrictions can do.

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 Před 8 lety

      Camden C.
      A creationist is speaking sense. I must get aspirin. I'm guilty of it too. I'm thinking of taking a CZcams vacation, because it's starting to do bad things to me.

    • @mr.caswell2388
      @mr.caswell2388 Před 8 lety

      Kevin15047 Dude I totally agree. I'm actually really glad now. I actually feel deep inside like my moral and theological self begins to be grieved by reading so many comments while my mind works them all around and trys to slash them to bits. If you can relate to that.. Hah!.

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 Před 8 lety

      Camden C.
      Can I ever.

  • @awsomeabacus9674
    @awsomeabacus9674 Před 6 lety +2

    This is brilliant! Please turn these into an actual album

  • @bookworm1147
    @bookworm1147 Před 4 lety

    One of my friends showed me this and it was AWESOME!!!!!!!

  • @92Roar
    @92Roar Před 6 lety +3

    damn I’d by copies of all of these songs and play them at Christmas every year!

    • @phlippy
      @phlippy Před 6 lety

      I might set one of them as my ringtone

  • @LD-2401
    @LD-2401 Před 4 lety +11

    when I was Christian: loved this
    Now I’m agnostic: still love it

  • @barbaracarter8384
    @barbaracarter8384 Před rokem

    Brings back all those songs we learned back in VBS.

  • @JessieRess
    @JessieRess Před 6 lety

    LOVE IT!!!!! You go!!!!!!!

  • @embvrry
    @embvrry Před 8 lety +6

    I feel like this would be equally enjoyable to atheists AND christians

  • @SantaFe19484
    @SantaFe19484 Před 7 lety +64

    At an Atheist church, do they preach from the Origin of Species? Do they have small groups that study it?

    • @RPMproductions1320
      @RPMproductions1320 Před 7 lety

      actually yes.

    • @SteelRainz1
      @SteelRainz1 Před 7 lety +8

      Christians accept the evidence for evolution... at least the educated ones.

    • @lucabalsairl5739
      @lucabalsairl5739 Před 7 lety

      are you implying somthing?

    • @SteelRainz1
      @SteelRainz1 Před 7 lety +5

      ***** I suppose I'd be implying that if you become educated, you will realize that it's dumb to deny reality. At this point arguing with someone who "doesn't believe in evolution" is the intellectual equivalent of arguing with a flat earth believer. Your belief is irrelevant to reality. The Christians in my biology class acknowledge that because they are educated.

    • @lucabalsairl5739
      @lucabalsairl5739 Před 7 lety +2

      SteelRainz1 well, here's why the people who believe in evolution are the "un-educated ones" here. You know the evolution chart? From when a man turns into a monkey? I've lived for a preeeeeeeety long time, and I haven't seen any monkeys that are on there way to becoming a human yet. I've seen monkeys, I've seen gorrillas, I've seen humans, but I never saw any in-betweeners. Wonder how that effects athiest. Alot unless there able to make up more stupid ideas that make even less sense, sorry. I really don't want to fight, but you do have to admit, in the end, evolution still has some cracks that athiest just can't fill.

  • @blakejeffries3365
    @blakejeffries3365 Před 6 lety

    this was amazing
    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @user-oi2ym2yj1l
    @user-oi2ym2yj1l Před rokem

    All right, when are you coming to Ottawa Canada? You would be a sensational hit here!

  • @Justchemicals
    @Justchemicals Před 9 lety +5

    Catchy...

  • @masio13
    @masio13 Před 9 lety +74

    As an atheist I found this hilarious

    • @freedomconstruction
      @freedomconstruction Před 6 lety +3

      It was not only to be funny but to show atheists views are a lot different. I hope you see that, merry CHRISTmas.

    • @gabbls_
      @gabbls_ Před 6 lety +1

      It's supposed to be funny

    • @ozpin707
      @ozpin707 Před 6 lety +4

      Aaron Whitney Stop shoving religion down their throat. No one cares. You don’t know them.

    • @b1azensadventures278
      @b1azensadventures278 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ozpin707 We don't think, we are higher than you so you can stop that hate train. Just trying to give you some hope... Even though I find other Christians annoying, I get it but yeah. We aren't thinking that we levitate above you I can promise you that... Just some of them but not all.

  • @Kevin-wb5jl
    @Kevin-wb5jl Před 14 dny

    I would so listen to “Shout to the Void” over and over again! 😅

  • @josemoreno3334
    @josemoreno3334 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I seen a head stone once that said " Hear lies an Atheist, All dressed up and no place to go ".🤣

  • @joerichmond5499
    @joerichmond5499 Před 8 lety +5

    Gold.

  • @the06waves
    @the06waves Před 8 lety +69

    Tons of people love the little children though.
    i am an A, i am an A-t, I am an A-t-h-e-i-s-t, and i still find this whole video hilarious, Love ya Tim. :)

    • @Hoshimaru57
      @Hoshimaru57 Před 5 lety +1

      What song is that supposed to be?
      I know all the other ones cause before I turned my back on the church I did try to entertain a belief system.
      Just so happens the crazy bastards called me evil and howled at the moon. Weirdest bunch of Christians I’ve ever met.

    • @alesiasredruby1511
      @alesiasredruby1511 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Hoshimaru57 That would be the "I am a C. I am a C-H. I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N" song.

    • @MysticOceanDollies
      @MysticOceanDollies Před 4 lety +3

      Hoshimaru57 I am a C. I am a CH. I am a
      C H R I S T I A N. And I have C H R I S T in my
      H E A R T and I will L I V E E T E R N A L L Y

    • @thetickedoffpianoplayer4193
      @thetickedoffpianoplayer4193 Před 3 lety

      @@MysticOceanDollies We used to see how fast we could sing that song.

    • @MysticOceanDollies
      @MysticOceanDollies Před 3 lety

      @@thetickedoffpianoplayer4193 I always messed up on ‘eternally’ doing that lol

  • @lordmudkip9216
    @lordmudkip9216 Před 6 lety +1

    I love this vid!

  • @agajohanna428
    @agajohanna428 Před 3 lety

    would love to hear full versions of these

  • @libbyhenderson970
    @libbyhenderson970 Před 6 lety +3

    I liked the row your boat one!!!!

  • @darkaiastarlight311
    @darkaiastarlight311 Před 8 lety +3

    1:45 XD "I am an A! I am an A-T! I am an A-T-H-E-I-S-T! And I have N-O-T-H-I-N-G to give me hope and certainty, and when I D-I-E I will be A-L-O-N-E!!!! HEY!!!"

  • @kaylimcginnis
    @kaylimcginnis Před 3 lety

    We need complete songs for these here lol these are to funny

  • @VadimTimofeenko
    @VadimTimofeenko Před 5 lety

    love your comedy, buddy

  • @alexbarrington6042
    @alexbarrington6042 Před 8 lety +39

    im also a christian but this is absolutely hillarious

  • @baldyisthegaminggrandad6177

    Being strong in my disbelief, I can absolutely say this is hilarious and because I'm not a delicate little leftie I find it completely inoffensive as a bonus.

  • @heatherhinsdale
    @heatherhinsdale Před 3 lety

    I just watched ur wedding songs video and the timing is perfect because my sister is getting married later this year it would b great if I could get u 2 come. It would make for an awesome surprise

  • @broses9038
    @broses9038 Před 3 lety +1

    I love Tim Hawkins. I wouldn’t look to his comedy to determine what other people believe (I’m an atheist who is so much happier after leaving religion behind), but he’s a comedic genius.

    • @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
      @FirstNameLastName-pg3pi Před 3 lety

      i’m a Christian and i’m so glad that i left religion behind!!! Jesus isn’t Religion

    • @clydeb8221
      @clydeb8221 Před 3 lety

      @@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi Christianity is a religion.