I'm Gettin' Eaten By Tigers (rare 1960's soul vinyl)
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
- Facing a room full of angry record label executives, Bobo Bojangles sighed as the sales analytics came up on the overhead projector. The response to his single “Shove it up your Blow Hole” was lukewarm at best, and he needed a new shtick to become relevant again. The summer of poo had long passed and the people wanted something new. Bobo thought long and hard as the label executives argued about which direction his next offering should take. Suddenly, the light bulb in his head turned on and Bobo knew exactly what to do. From that day on, he would arrange to have 33 tigers come on stage at every show during his biggest hit yet “I’m Getting Eaten By Tigers.”
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Lyrics -
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
He's gettin' eaten by tigers!
AHHH!!!
Damn these tigers by the bay
I'm gettin eaten by them / they
Am I their snack? Or their main dish?
Do I taste like bacon bits?
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Nonbinary tigers don't discriminate
They'll eat anyone at any time of the day
They got their forks, they got their bibs
Damnit now they're chowing down on my ribs!
Someone help me!
Now I've got no arms!
Stop these damn tigers!
You can use one of these darts
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
So tell me how can I run away
When neither of my legs are attached to me
I'll never misgender a tiger again
Holy crap I've never felt such intense pain
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
I'm gettin' eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
SWEET MOTHER MARY!
Eaten by tigers!
Eaten by tigers!
// Bobo Bojangles is brought to you by AI (udio) & Uncanny Valley \\ - Komedie
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This is what happens when you go someplace other than the Bingo Club
Sticking to donkey shows in Tijuana
This is the stuff that happens in the Congo Club
F$%kin' promoter!
I can understand that he wanted to try going somewhere else than the bingo club
Rumor has it; one of the Tigers 🐅 that bit Bobo got sick from the shit in Bobo pants lol.
Poor Bojo thought nothing could be worse than shitting his pants at the bingo club. Little did he know.....
Bobo's shitty cologne is so powerful, it attracts animals in the wild.
And they're G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!
Those Tigers thought he tasted like shit, with a side of beef.
A lot of people don't know this, but Siegfried and Roy would open all their Las Vegas shows with this song.
I wish Carrot Top would.
Fate didn't spare Bobo throughout his life. He earned his stripes, though.
How lucky for us that he put his last words to song and recorded it for all to enjoy.
Bobo is a fascinating guy. I hope we'll see a documentary one day about his intriguing life.
I should do it. I should make a CZcams video about it.
@@Vanessomatic Yes, maybe its your fate.
You know how biopics usually are. It would probably be pretty shitty.
Not many people knows how to tackle this massive hit! Bobo sacrifices himself to the artform he knows best, first class music! He did it for us merely mortals, not everybody would do that, it´s only seen once in a millenium or so. So, mortals, bow your head to Bobo and listen to his message and I´m turning to all of you, from the Pope in Rome and down. Rgr
Even though he’s being eaten by tigers…. the look on his face clearly tells you one thing- He Shit in his Pants, AGAIN!!!!!!😎
Bobo belongs in the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.
SWEET MOTHER MARY!!!
YOU CAN USE ONE OF THOSE DARTS!
Man I was ready to see Bobo make the world shit in ITS pants now that he got out of jail and now..
I love this saga. I love Bobo
I just noticed they're just cubs in the cover lol
it happened because Bobo smelled like bingo club beef!
Bobo puts up with all of this agony just to spare the rest of us from it. I’m thinking St. Bobo.
You think he’d learn the first time around, seeing he’s missing two fingers on his hand.
again its that beef from the bingo club they could smell
how will he come back from this bobooboboboboo bros?
Cant believe he was brought back from a 2 year IBS induced coma just to go out like this 💔
Bobo today...Sigfried & Roy tomorrow!
Bobo got in a lot of predicaments.
BOBO THE GOAT 🐐
They put some tigers in the recording booth just for this song. They don't put that kind of effort in music anymore.
I want a Bobo bobblehead to put on ny car dashboard,; it would make the long drive to the bingo club go by faster.
Siegfried and Roy used this song for their shows.
When you rhyme "pain" with "again", you get eaten by tigers.
He looks like Pascal Siakam, or that pirate meme from Captian Phillips.
this explains why bobo shit his pants. It wasn't the fun at the bingo hall or the beef. It was the sight of tigers that caused the initial shitting and the smell was so bad that it attracted the tigers, and am I really dissecting this A.I. generated singer. I guess I'll go shit my pants
You bring up a great point. Perhaps Bobo's pants shitting was a sort of sixth sense to warn him about the presence of dangerous wild animals. Perhaps there is a parallel universe where Bobo is not AI, but a real man... and AI is simply giving us clues to figure out the truth. Either way, thanks for being here.
@@UncannyValley333 another theory I have is that bobo is possibly a heroin addict. And usage of said substance causes constipation, and when he was at the bingo hall and ate the beef It acted as a laxative, hence the shitting of his pants. Which drew the arousal of the tigers. So his next song should be "I can't shit because of dope"
been there before!
So the Summer of Shits is over now?
Yoooo what happened to “Take Me to The Shitter” ??
This is Bobbys cry for help. Tigers are all the women at the bingo club. You have to HEAR him, not just listen.
Anybody care to guess what Denny's used to be called and why they changed?
I guess he's...Bobo Bomangled?
I'll see myself out...
This may have been his biggest hit, but as far as I'm concerned he turned his back on his real fans when he stopped doing songs about shitting his pants.
So this is what happed to Carole Baskin husband.
I heard they used real tigers in the recording studio because Bobo insisted on authenticity.
When the horns and falsetto kick in around 1'24m... wow. I love the fact that Bobo only got eaten due to misgendering a tiger... surreal nonsense. :)
It's only been two weeks but I do miss Bojo.
First the bees...now the tigers